Episode 208: Death To The Dictator

What it do, what it do, what it do, it is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 208. You know, in this federal government here I always say every accusation is a confession and so is this one by ICE. Ice is a fucking bitch. Welcome motherfuckers. You don't really wanna fuck with me. Fuck around and I'm over my You don't really wanna fuck with me

and your bitch. You wanna sell ladder, hit your lifestyle ass out the window with the special some bad now only for a minute. I may crash out in Top Nose. Call me Top Gun like I'm Tom Cruise of Marshmallow. Eat the whole bed. Then it's out the rich. I'm so queen. Yeah, I'm out there and I will feel like Bros with my own stunts and I'm O.

My I I ice is lame. But hey, we over in the Spotify realm, we get we get away with a little bit more like I know you, you have the YouTube algorithm cause yo the audience, Joseph deals with the video content. I deal with the audio content. Is it much more liberal this the the the Danes or the Swedes? Whoever Swedes. Is it Spotify Swedish? Yeah, I mean, and you've got we have way more listeners.

If we had as many as many viewers as we did listeners when we did it live, it would be totally different ball game. But it's just like it's fun to record it 'cause we do it this way. So it's kind of nice to give people another angle. But yeah, I mean, maybe they're on your ass about that stuff. For sure they'll be. They're super strict. I mean, luckily I didn't. I don't know if I told you the strike that we had for the streaming of Lethal Weapon 2, I got that taken down.

So you got it taken down. So, so, so it was just, I was just talking about screenplayers this weekend randomly. That was a movie podcast Joseph and I briefly had. It was 'cause I was bringing up how like the Oscars were like the week before we were supposed to record Episode 1 where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I was telling that, yeah, I was telling that stories about screen players. So like. And we got struck midstream, they like. Shut my shit down.

They were like stream dog and. We didn't even know because we were just vibing and streaming, but it's even crazier that episode, the band you Facebook don't give a fuck. That's what's even crazier is yeah, they never. It was just like. YouTube. When but you know, when you're multi multi platform like us, you have to deal with you have, we have like 8 baby daddies or you know, or I like to hold Spotify. They're sugar daddy. Shout out, shout out, baby daddies. Shout them out.

Never met. Never met one I liked. Never met one I liked if you listen. You should like, you should watch the stream because it's chill. I don't really actually plug it that much. I we tell them to like, like and watch and stuff, but it's kind of, you know, we just kind of vibe it out, which I've always appreciated about the pod is we don't really edit it or change anything. We just like sit here and talk, you know, it's like been very straightforward. But yeah, you got to watch that.

The rhythms, Spotify, you can say a lot more crazy shit and get away with it. Yeah, you just say it's explicit, but same thing with no, I guess not on YouTube. I say it's not. I'd say it's not meant for kids. Yeah, well, but. But then you could also play it has. Profanity. Yeah, 'cause I do then that just. Means you get less views. That's really what it is. It's like it's not gonna spit you out in the algorithm on home pages. That's fine.

Sometimes. Sometimes you have some really like not gimmicky, but we I get some come up with some good titles, catchy shit. We're normally pretty topical like like we could literally change the title to the episode like 2 minutes before. Like it's normally something that. 'Cause we got it like that.

Yeah, no, but I mean, because like we do it like, I mean, I, I'll be working all day and I'll, it'll be like, OK, we're doing the podcast in like 3 hours and I have to like, come find these articles Reclaim. So just tell you how much preparation he really puts in right here. 3 hours. No. Well, because no, no. But what I'm it's all of the stories that we do, topics that we cover, things like that, unless it's some wild jewel jewel heist that I'm super excited about.

We we it's pretty like we've talked about articles that came out like an hour before we go alive to where it's like we're looking for that stuff. And if shit changes today's mark just political and world climate. So it's almost good, but we're not like, OK, it's Sunday. This is what we're going to talk about on Tuesday, because shit

changes like. Well, I know in the in the beginning of the podcast, whenever, before Joseph got on board, like the very, very, very beginning with super producer, it would be at the episodes come out like a week later and I would never know when they were going to come out. And I was like, I was like trying. I was always like pushing for it, you know, like, like, yo, just release it, just release it. But like, yeah, like, but it was more finance like focus.

And so it wasn't like current events necessarily. So it it kind of worked. Yeah. And I mean we do. I mean, I guess it kind of has kind of strayed, but all of these things have become such amalgamation love that word of in the same pot where you almost can't separate like discussions on education or without talking about our political climate, without talking about like special interests and business being involved. And it's all like, I mean, I think I have two articles today

that are around. What did you have one in there? You did have one in there. Yeah. Yeah. So there's. Ron is in our top 10 listeners of no, no, no, no, No 70 countries. So it's like, I figured like, how are we not going to talk about like the fall of the motherfucking mullahs? No, I know, but I'm just, yeah, I figured that's something you would just bring up 'cause

sometimes. It's going to, but I just figured, you know, I, I put it in there as a placeholder, you know, make sure that we bring it up. Yeah. We could bring back, we could, we could rollback screenplayers. We could do it. I've thought about it and it's like kind of reformatting it. So we'll talk off air about it, but I've thought about that. Or we could do it. I I just want to do it because I think it's the best name I've come up with except for top

shader get off the pod. I am switching platforms, not that we stream on, but I use a software that like I think I pitched before where I could stream on all these different platforms. I know they've limited it and they want me to pay them more for some reason, even though I was paying a subscription. So I'm like fuck that. I can rebuild it, a different layout and stuff like that. I'm going to do a little bit more cool shit. So switch it up and in due time. But how have you been?

What's up? What's new? Shit, I don't know more NDA signed. No, I mean, no, I just had a had a great weekend. That's good. Shout out, shout out good weekends. Yeah. That's good, man. Yeah, I'm vibing. It's still kind of warm here, so it's kind of fucking with me. It's actually, it's hot for like the first time in a long time here. It's been really, really, really, really windy and then and then raining.

You know atmospheric river is your favorite out here, dumping more water than the Mississippi on us. Yeah, let's. Go. So I think you've declared this for California like maybe multiple times or maybe I have that we were out of a drought. What did I? I don't know, I think one of us might have said it. I. Think you might have? I would. You've said that I would never claim anything for California.

Be like I'm. Better not, but no, officially officially the first time in like I forget like 20 something years that we're out the drought. There's no not a single patch of California that is in like any like not in the yellow, orange, red, purple a drought. So shout out. We got the water Trump for the next buyers. Homie. We did it. Now we just got to break. We just got to rake the forest. We got to rake the forest leaves. We got to rake the leaves

though. Doesn't want, doesn't want it to come down or something. And so the cell says there's no water. I don't know. He's the one who opened the motherfucking reservoir and like let out like 3 billion gallons. Like didn't he do that? Like I like, I keep bringing this up. Nobody. But didn't you get it? But did you get it all back? No, I mean, you know it, you know, did you know that? They're having a drought. Energy is neither neither destroyed nor created, you know

what I'm saying? So the water went somewhere, but it's not a reservoir dog where we need it. But now we're good, We're good. You could fill the reservoir again, could you not? But I mean, well, it depends how good to see like because what I've I predicted this a couple years ago. Florida might just disappear with climate change. California tropical rainforest. I told you there's going to be winners and losers, dog. This is going to be kawaii. Now we're going to be kawaii.

Wettest place on earth. I thought that was your mom's pussy, Joseph. I was kidding. What the fuck bro that's not cool. It was just. Sitting there, dude, it was sitting there fucking. Substitute. That's fucked up, bro. Yeah, well, that's why when people are like, oh, Texas, I'm like, no, the if the sea levels rose, it would take so long for the water to get to like North Central Texas. It would just be like. I'd be like what it? Yeah, you have to go.

You have to fill up the valley. The valley, which is like subterranean and Infinity. Oh, the Gulf's right there. Gulf of America is right there. No, I think they said Gulf of. Mexico might have taken a while. Gulf of America, it's gonna get right there. No, I think I, I can't remember where I saw it. So you know, statistics are bullshit, but something that like if the sea levels rose like a foot or two, let's say there was 2 feet that Austin would basically be beachfront property.

All of South Texas would, but it would all fill in like all that area is just like lowlands flat bullshit. It looks like the bottom of an old. Ocean actually. Well, The thing is it's like if it's rising 2 feet, it's because like the glaciers are melting, right? And then it's like, well, and then the glaciers, the ones that reflect the fucking sun. So then it just like kind of snowballs, no pun intended. And then so I think it goes 2 feet, it goes four.

And then you're in Dallas. Then Dallas is knocking at your door, Doc. Everybody's going to be in Antarctica, dog. Everybody's wet. That's why we get. That's why we need Greenland. Pangea, where you at unite? I don't know. I don't know if these motherfuckers still buy like paying $25 million for like Malibu beachfront property. It's like dude. Yeah, What are you doing? That's how you're just like, I have so much money that I I want to spend it all before I die. Yeah, you better be old.

Yeah, better be old. And then you don't give a shit about climate change anyways. Yeah, you never did. That's you're like, I won't be here to see it. Yeah, these Gen. Xers and their haircuts. Yeah. Blacks are moving into my neighborhood. You're like, oh Jesus, grandpa, what the fuck? This is wild. Like, I'm just saying they never gave a fuck about climate change. I you know, I got my beef with the boomers and with somewhat the greatest generation and how

they've stopped. They read, they thought they reached the finish line of being like inclusive and protecting people's rights. And they actually weren't even like halfway done with the race. And that's like the right now

they don't care. They're like, they want to fucking meddle for, you know, I don't know, 'cause they're the same people that you're realizing that there's more people were against the civil rights movement movement than I thought or I was led to believe when I was growing up. Boom. That's like the like was when you think about it, when they teach you about it growing up, it's like everybody versus the system. But they they talk about like dissidents.

I know, I know you mean, I know you mean, but like what I'm what I wonder is how's it taught now? Exactly, 'cause then I was like, oh, everybody was. Like this is something else. I wonder is like all these people on TV who are like they're teaching what they're teaching in our schools, how the fuck do they know what the fuck people are teaching in schools? Are these people like where do you get this? How do you get this information other than your kids homework?

You know, it's like, are you going into these schools or is this just something we people say? It's like, oh, the shit they're teaching them now. Like Bill Maher will say that. And it's like Bill Maher, when's the last time you've been in a school, homie? I mean, I like Bill Maher, but you know what I'm saying? It's. Like, dude, yeah. But Bill Maher's also becoming like I got. I appreciate him speaking his mind, but he says some pretty outdated shit sometimes. That's fine.

No, no, but. You know but but but. That's my point. My point is, Brett, when's the last time you've been in a school like you? This is like what it's like. You're, what you're saying is what you've heard, you know, from someone else, from someone else who, you know, it's like, well, who's The Who is the original source of this information of what they're teaching in schools? Because it's not Bill Maher and it's not me, 'cause we don't have kids, you know?

But no, no, no, so, so. But yeah, I just want to see what do you think about it? They're led to believe it's portrayed, or at least to us when we were younger, it was portrayed like it was like everybody versus the system. And the way they would talk about people who were anti, they made they made them seem like it was less. There was less people that it actually looked like.

Does that kind of make sense? Like, I mean, while they do put like large crowds and I was aware of how big it was, some of the way it's presented, like they would, it wasn't presented, I'm assuming the same way it is now 'cause now they're like, oh, on the news, like MLK released all of his nudes or whatever the fuck. Like they're releasing the MLK files, like all the FBI wiretaps and stuff. It's like like to smear some. Anyways, I digress to.

Smear him. Yeah, now like that's the reason why they're like and now it's not a if getting to the park free day, you can't on MLMLK day go to a but. You can't. But you can't on Trump. 'S birthday. Trump's birthday? Get out of here, clown shoes. That's down. Black dude can't even get you in the park. For free. You just had an MLK parade out here today. It's like his birthday pretty coming up pretty soon 'cause it's. Yeah, right. Yeah. Everybody know. Everybody knows MLK loves the

park. That's not cool, man. The national parks is what we're talking about. Yeah, I know. I just made that up. But you know. I think it's just because it's a national holiday. I don't think it had. They weren't like specifically MLK there. Trump's just like, specifically taking that one off the table for some, yeah. That's what I'm. Saying he couldn't just add his birthday he had, you know, because he had to keep it fair and balanced. Who was the other person? There's someone else too.

There's another black person. No, it was Juneteenth. Yeah, Juneteenth, which is like. Which I thought he was the president when that became. A you make made it a federal. Holiday So what does he just isn't just like the like where he he got rid of NAFTA, the North American Free Trade Agreement and he got and he got made at the USMCA, the US Mexico Canada agreement and then he's like he's like this is the best agreement. There we go, and we're back. Can. You hear me now?

Yes. OK, sorry, I, I bumped bump, bumped my shit. Nobody's ever seen an agreement like this. US, Mexico, Canada agreement. And then and then he gets back in office and he's like, no tariffs, tariffs till we get a better agreement. It's like, dude, you made the agreement that you said was the best agreement ever and that that's the one that you're you know, it's like people don't call him on his own bullshit. It's like, dude, you're the it's your agreement.

Just like the Afghan pull out was his fucking agreement. But I didn't just did it. That was his plan and his. Yeah, his fucking plan. He just couldn't get it done. So by the night he'd do it for him. And he's the worst fucking thing ever. Think he was you? You wanted the Taliban campaign? Buy this car. It's my favorite car. I love this car. As he drives away. Look at that dude in that shitty car. You're like, that is your car or your. No, not even buy it. Just you want to borrow my car?

Look at that shitty car. Yeah, isn't that yours? Nah, he's driving it. I would drive it way cooler. All right, You want to go to therapy Questions. Yeah, but did you you, you saw Jesse Ventura, I'm assuming, assuming. I I sent you the video. No, I know. I I thought as well. I thought like 10 other places. He looks insane. I thought he looked sharp. I like like. I came away from it like, like because you and I care about Jesse Ventura. I came away I. Love. Yeah, yeah, Jesse Ventura.

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Instant y'all. Y'all will see the cover art. Like these mashed taters where you mix them up instant OK shit. There be there be question #1 would you rather have a cloud pillow or a weighted A weighted blanket that whispers encouragement? Weighted blanket, cloud pillow. Sounds chill but I I I love blankets. I'm not going to lie, blankets are the shit. But I've probably got honestly 10 or 12 and my grandma's made about most of them. Like fleece ones.

My grandma's got skills but blankets for life bro. My grandma makes better blankets on them. Debatable. No. Not my grandma's. Got some skills bro. My. Grandma. That's fine. That's fine, dude. Don't. Don't say that. She's from a Philly dog. But she she kept chilling, bro. She might she might get shanked with a with a crochet needle. That's not, that's not cool, dude.

Carol's just vibing. I mean I only have like a little blanket that's right from when I was like 6 maybe and I still have it. She would make like big knit blankets, like awesome ones. So she made me one that's Kelly green one time. Like she's still vibing too. Birthday's coming up shall. I, my grandma chain smoked, power smoked really with Walt Disney, you know, and she died a long time ago. I think I thought she was 80, but I think she was like 42. Damn, I'm just kidding.

Well, 'cause you know what my with the job my grandpa had, my grandma's got wild pictures, 'cause you know, I said she, she went to like, Nancy Reagan's birthday party at the White House, 'cause my grandpa was a beat writer for the AP back in the day. But fake. News AP Fake news It's called Gulf of America. Oh, sorry, Gulf of America. Get the fuck out of the White House if you can't say it. Damn. That's that's what happened to them.

Stephen Miller. I just saw some clip of some guy, he was Stephen Miller's poli sci professor at Duke in 2003. And he said that he asked Stephen Miller what he wanted to do when he got older. And he said he wanted to be #2 in the White House. And he said when you want to do that by. And he said within the next 15 years. And then he said who like for what president? And he goes, I don't know, maybe Donald Trump 2003. This dude bro, this dude must be stopped.

Creepy. Yeah. Cloud Pillow. 'S Nacho, Isn't it just water? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like so if it's like. Cloud. Pillow, unless it's like an. Actually. Like fluffy, it's like a cartoonish style cloud that would be comfortable, you know, like because it's a cloud pillow. So maybe it's like a cloud from like Aladdin or some shit. You like sleep on it. It could be soft, but I'd much rather have a a weighted blanket 'cause those are nice and they're expensive.

Whether it talks to you or not. And it's whispering encouragement. It's like I'm my best dreams ever. I'm gonna wake up rested, take a little power nap to be like a power encouragement nap. Damn, had a bad day and it'd be like yeah slow down man, check in. What kind of accent does your weighted blanket have? I. Don't know, I think I'd rather just not be a dude based off of just like I'm snuggling with the blanket, right? I mean, it could be, but I'd probably rather it not.

I don't know, probably some goofy like a wild accent though. Something cool, nothing aggressive. So no like German, anything like that. That'd be a little too tough. It'd have to be English, but it could have an accent. Like New Zealand. That'd be tight. That would be good there and there are some of the nicest people in the world. So you have a New Zealand encouragement? You have the Prime Minister of New Zealand that that woman just

talking to you. Would you like a cloud pillow, a weighted blanket, or a human pillow? A. Human. Pillow. Yeah, that whispers encouragement that looks like the Prime Minister of. If it's with the same person that we're talking about, she's pretty cute. No, that'll be a good accent. Yeah. Or be if it was like, yeah, that, that'd be. And there are the nicest people, allegedly some of the nicest people I have. A. Is that like a? Is that in the rankings? Yeah, they're ranked.

Some of the nicest people live in New Zealand. They've been at like the top of that for a long time. One of my buddies, Bo, shout out, Bo used to wait tables with him way back in the day. He last year got his New Zealand citizenship. He's lived there. He like moved there. He like got a job. Yeah. So no, no different. I used to wait tables with an Austin he like went over there got a bar gig for like a summer and just chose to stay.

Married some chick, has a kid whole life family and he got a citizenship like. That makes sense to me. I feel like if I went to London, Australia, New Zealand for like an extended period of time, I probably wouldn't come back because I probably just need some hot chick, you know? It's like then I'm like what am I going to do, leave this hot Australian chick so I can go yell at ice in the streets? No therapy question #2. Heard it here first.

Would you rather sweat minty freshness or smell like baked bread? See, that's tough. That's tougher than you think. Because sweat, minty freshness. That means when you're like, out there vibing, you get sweaty. You're gonna smell good, you're gonna smell minty. Not everybody likes mint, but that's not a bad thing. That means that your stinkiest. Moment tea tree smell.

At your stinkiest moment you're gonna smell the best, but that means when you're just room temp and chilling, you're gonna smell like whatever you smell like. So you could still smell like shit, it just depends on if you're sweating or not. Dude, we need to get a deodorant ad right now. Right now. Start paying your boys at your stinkiest moment. You're smelling your best. That's. Pretty good, dude. I mean, come on. Get us in a fucking writer's room already. But yeah, it's your stinkiest.

You'll smell your best, but other times you're going to smell however you smell, and it's not necessarily going to be. You can smell shitty and get Bo and not be sweating your ass off. You could get overconfident in the minty freshness. I don't need to shower. OK, maybe if I'm just. If I'm smelling shitty then I'll go run your boys now mini fresh. Yes, but that that does a substitute for bathing. You can't just not. No, I agree, but why would who's

not bathing in this scenario? I'm saying you could get. I don't. Know if I want mint minty sweat all over me all the time? Exactly what I'm saying is you could get overconfident in the minty freshness that you produce and then therefore be lacking in the rest of your game and next thing you know you smell stinky and you're like Nah bro, I sweat minty freshness and they're like yeah right dude, you smell like ass. No, man, I I see I this is what

I I would. Every time we tell you to take a shower, you go run around the block and come back. Is it? What? Isn't it easier just to take a shower? You could. I'm not. I'm not saying you might. Some people might. Some people might, some people might not. OK, well then think about what you're getting your fuck on. You start sweating. You know now. It's like, you know, some people would use, you know, some superheroes use their super strength to do shit.

Some of them are in like weird sideshows or become bad guys. You could use the minty freshness. It could work against you is all I'm saying. Now baked bread. Everybody loves baked bread and that'll be weird because you would have a good smell. No, the smell of fresh break baked bread is awesome. No shit, I'm just trying to think. I'm trying to think. I do love walking into a subway. I used to not Well, the subway are baking the bread.

Subways got their own, they have their own distinct smell, but just regular just baked bread, not bad. No one's going to be say that you smell stinky. You're going to have a unique smell all the time. Car's always going to smell good. And then that would that would stay with you forever. So whether you were sweating now. Well, think about when you are sweating, heating up with the baked bread now again. Smelling sourdough? Always going back to delicious. When you're having sex smelling

like baked bread. No one would be able to finger point what it is 'cause they won't know they'll be like what does that smell? It's you'll be familiar, comforting. Finger pointed, She. We're having sex. It's me. I'm on. I'm on top of her. I smell like fresh fresh baked bread on a Friday afternoon, bro let's go. But your boy over here smells. Banana nut we banana nut. You smell a big banana. Are you are you modulating which breads that you smell like?

In this In this idea in my head, the breads will switch up every day a different bread smells like bread. According to what? According to what? Pumpkin spice bread. You just shit, you turn that on for the holiday. Oh, I'm turning on my pumpkin spice bread. Pumper nickel. Is that a? Is that a bread? Yeah, maybe. If not, it should be. It is now smell like poppy, you know what I'm saying? Poppy seed. Call me poppy. I have a poppy seed bread baby. Fail a drug test right now.

Reek of poppy seeds, but no. I'm going minty fresh. Minty fresh is good but I'm saying baked bread low key could be great. OK, this is the thing. There's Mint, a scented body washes and shit. There's no baked bread body wash. So I feel like, I feel like our overlords, I feel like our Old Spice overlords already decided this for us, dude. No. Or we're opening up a whole new air and they say, you know, it's going to be Cinnabon, Old Spice.

Boom, that's a baked bread. Somebody did smell like cinnamon rolls. Somebody did smell like cinnamon rolls. Yeah, somebody told me to to do something like where you make your like, Cologne smell like baked goods. I'm just saying so me and this super vibe because I get it. And is there something comforting homey about? No, it's like, it's like a trick, man. And people wouldn't be able to, no, people wouldn't be able to figure it out. They'd be like, what does that smell?

Smell so good? And you could almost claim that it's not. You'd be like, what are you talking about 'cause you're not putting. Anything like it smells like you've been at the airport. Bro spending $20 on a fucking cinnamon roll is what? It smells like I just smell like baked bread bro That's it. I just don't know why. Yo-yo this is aint COVID. Put your sourdough back in the you have. A unique scent. People would dig it. They'd be like, I fell in love with this dude and he smells

like bread, bro. And her girl's like, why? You guys are like, yeah, he smelled like bread. It's delicious. Therapy question #3. Smell like marble rye. Like a marble rye bread. Smell like pound cake dude. The therapy question #3 what's up? Would you rather sneeze confetti poppers connect sneeze confetti poppers. Excuse me, or hiccup party horns. Somebody, somebody asked me, I, I, I did send these nuts out

ahead of time. Somebody asked to, to the streets and somebody asked me, what has hiccup party horns? But I'm not like when you hiccup, it's like a party horn. Like it sounds like a party horn or. A. Party Horn comes out. Comes out like, you know the party horn is like where it rolls. Then I'd hiccup the party horn. Just cover your mouth and you hiccup and then no one will see it. I'm sneezing confetti, bro.

You're going to get like a in ground party horn bro like if you keep blocking it. Like cut it off, catch it, cut it. Off. But is he in a bleeding flesh? Is it a flesh, limb, body, horn? I would say. That's grotesque. I would say. I would say. You're a sick fuck if that's. I just feel like I sneezed. I'm like no bro, get out of here, that's some horror movie shit. Season confetti sound season confetti sounds terrible and. Painful poppers, bro. Yeah, that would hurt the impact.

Those are intense. They say do not cover with your hand. There's warning. Labels. You're not sticking your nose. Yeah. It's warning labels. Or you also you also sneeze way more than you hiccup. Or at least for me, I don't know. I don't really do much. This person, this person, I, I just thought about this. I didn't think about it before. This person told me that they hiccup twice a day. That's weird. Back-to-back hiccups. Suspicious once, once, once a once in the day. 2 hiccups every

day. That sounds like some reptilian shit dude. You don't trust it. Nah every day. Every day of my life I've hiccup twice. That's a error code. Like what's wrong? If this is the matrix, you're not fitting in Like you're proof because this bitch be hiccuping twice a day. This bitch. I don't know she. Was person who said she was she. I'm just assuming and no denial. So this female keeps hiccuping twice a day every day. I've been ever since my whole life. That's just, I don't know, it's.

Suspicious, forgot about that. So I just ran out. It hit me. I'm like. That's suspicious. What? You hiccup twice a day? Every day. Do you know what time? Yeah. Once in the morning, once in the evening. Yeah. Specific. Can we? Get they're back-to-back. The hiccups are back-to-back. So she has four hiccups. No, no, no. No, she does a, she does a double tap. That's two. Yeah, that's the. Two, she does that twice, or she just does that just once. I clarified all of this.

Yeah, and it's not a set time. So it's just random, it's just a arbit, it's a unlim, it's just like on its own clock, OK. Quantum shit. Is there anything that make that they're consistently doing in that time, like hitting a vape or drinking water or? I would like to say that the no, there is no cause for like known causation. Suspicious. OK. I'll investigate more. Yeah. I'll I'll follow up on this. Yeah, I I'm not trying to be disrespectful. We've been wanting to get it.

We've been wanting to get it to, to first source reporting on this on this podcast. So here we go. Yeah, I'll, I'll go back to the streets and I'll find out. What do you think about someone with hiccups once a day? Every day and then ask the person. On a timeline of they remember doing it their whole life. I didn't. I don't know if it's hot. See, that's how long. That's the thing. I need to find out when this started. I remember seeing those videos of people on the news.

They've like, they have the hiccups for like 6 or 7 years. No, fuck me up. Is this the time? I get it? Am I going to be that kid? And then if I had a hiccup like all day, I'd be like, but shit, I get to be on TV. Everybody's going to be like, damn, who's this poor kid got hiccups?

I remember being at my and uncles inside the at their kitchen and they had the TV inside the like where the kitchen was and like and like a news thing of that some dude who've been like hiccuping for like 10 years. I'm like, and I just being like horrified by that. Like Deborah Norville and Inside Edition, she was like, this band's had the hiccups for eight years, so they'd be interviewing like that's like, bro, this is fucking me up. So if I got the hiccups it would freak me out.

Yeah. Just as much as the abduction episode of Signings fucked me up. Sightings, the alien TV show where they would like do reenactments. Like that show used to mess me up as a kid because I was like oh shit, you know what I've. Told you about you know what I've told you about trauma dumping on the podcast just. That's not a trauma dump. What's even crazier is I bring that up 'cause there I saw a Vice article. I need to find it. I'll send it to you talking about that episode.

And it was someone talking about how that show, like, terrified them when they were a kid. And I was like, exactly. And they showed pictures of what it was like. That's horrifying, 'cause I was, I thought it was real, 'cause then, you know, it's like Unsolved mysteries that used to creep me out. It was good. Well, I know I never fucked with that. Like I knew that that should creep me out a version.

I don't watch horror films. I'm I'm starting to think like maybe I might enjoy some of these horror films, but I still haven't dipped my toe in. I don't watch Unsolved mysteries. I don't watch 48 hour. I watch first 48, not 48 hours. Whatever that show is Dateline. I don't do the true crime shit except for like, you know, Brandon Nasty or whatever the fuck. That, yeah, but Dateline, Dateline's like kind of kind of weak sauce. First 48's good with the old

school. The first, the old school Unsolved Mysteries was creepy. And half of it's, you know, the host walking around in like a Brit, a wet alley that's like a shiny floor with brick and pillars. He's in a trench coat. And he's like tonight. And you know, that was, that would fuck you up. And then America's Most Wanted would get you riled up because he'd be like, hey, we're going to catch this motherfucker.

He would come in like super hot. And what people don't realize is the guy who was the host of of America's Most Wanted, his son was actually murdered. Who doesn't realize that? I feel like he tells, he tells everybody that he will fucking listen about it. I think he fucking kidnapped the motherfucking son and murdered him. No, I think they can. They can't watch. No, I I think I can't remember it's either.

I don't think it was John Wayne. It it might be either Gacy or Dahmer. They tried to they can't, they can't like 100% connect it, but they like, Oh, it's. One of the famous ones. Who's one of the original? Like kids on a milk milk carton. I'm just trying. Yeah, dude, see this guy? And then he got a show. No dude, he did it. Jesus, his whole career is a fraud. Yeah, he's like, yo, I got a fucking idea for a show. Milk cartoons, milk cartoon

sales. I bet he fucking, I bet he I bet he like went long on on on milk and then. What's what's more believable the the dog Dog the bounty hunter is a is an actual reformed convict or in the sense that like he doesn't like do drugs or anything crazy or America's Most Wanted guy is did not murder his son are. You trying to say that the dog's not clean and sober? Maybe. No, I don't know. But Beth out of the picture, he's got a New Girl. What happened to Beth? Did she die?

I. Think she passed away all? Right, Pete, Beth. She was well, there's a channel that plays nothing but Dog the Bounty Hunter 24/7. It's just like I've watched an episode or two before and I'm just like, how was this so big? Like, this was so big, Like, the surface scraping, the level reality TV when it was really revving up was so simple, like, so stupid. And that was huge. It was just like, yeah, look at this tweaker. He was hiding in a dumpster. I I pointed my paintball gun at him.

Get out. Like, they're not even using real guns. And then Bess just walking around with crazy nails and weird gloves and her boobs everywhere. And she's just like, I'm going to give you a cigarette, but, you know, then you got to tell me where she's at because we're looking for her. And it's just. Like I mean her boobs were the original Everything Everywhere all at once to like I mean. Yeah, omnipresent Wizard of Oz. I'm Air. Except for real. Yeah, he was really just buying

the curtain. Yeah, but I mean. He was everywhere. He had a microphone, dude. Oh. God. On Oz 1 mic on Oz Wizard of Oz. Why hasn't he done that? Why? Hasn't he done that? He get sued. No. Yeah, it'd become like Michael Jackson bought the rights. To the Wizard of Oz. For the for the Wiz, he like bought all the rights to the Wizard of Oz whenever he did the Wiz. Can't let you do that. Some bullshit. I'd love to let you, but you can't. Didn't The Beatles buy that

shit? Or did he buy The Beatles? He bought all their shit. He was like and then I think he sold it though what is broke at for some propofol like a crackhead Jesus. Biotherapy question. And actually, he did say Michael Jackson actually let not sample one of his beats, but he told him he wasn't allowed to cuss on it. For the kids, and we know Michael loves the kids, you know. Good to see Macaulay back at the Golden Clubs.

Therapy question #4 Would you rather be the person who gets it or the person who gets away with it? See, I feel like everybody, a lot of people would be inclined to say like, oh, gets away with it. I'd rather be the person that gets it. I'd rather understand like whether it be a task, something I'm trying to do, something I'm trying to accomplish and how to

get to that point. I'd rather understand that than getting away with it. You in that phrase, it's almost like what are you going to how's that going to benefit you in the long run right. So it's like I'd rather get it and be like, oh, like, you know, it's like people who, if somebody were to sit there and get like super hammered and black out get or driving it, you know, get in a bunch of trouble or something like that, or somebody who's like moving met

large amounts of meth. I if you just keep getting away with it, like how how much is that going to benefit you with you getting? It would be like that's probably not the best thing to do, like right, it'd be understanding. There's a self-awareness to I get it and an accomplishment. There's not a negative way you could like really put that in as or get get away with. It just means you're skirping by. Doesn't really matter.

Like I speed all the time and I'm super dangerous but I get away with it. Like in what sense? Take it or you don't crash 'cause if you're not getting tickets and no one ever catches you, you're going to crash at some point. That's not bad if. You're still getting away with it. You're getting away with it. I don't know.

I got away with, like I, I, I got into the really crazy situations when we were kids that I got and I got somehow out of it. You know, they had a cop like when we were at the kind of house party. I got run. I I started running. They came to the backyard. I was in the backyard. I hopped the fence. There was a couple in those at the fence. I was running.

He caught me, arrested me, put me in the back of the car, got everybody at the house lined everybody up in the curbs, Call people's parents, gets mad at the car, breathalyzes me. Somehow I pass it and somebody else's parents are there and I just get ride home with them. I just go to my parents and just walk in. My parents have no idea any of it happened. Just just go right to my room. Shit like that. Yeah. I mean, there's times where I got there that.

That was amazing. That was amazing. One of the greatest getaways is this was I guess spring break senior year. You'll remember this because you had a we, we both had crazy. There's a lot of people with crazy escapes and you had a crazy escape. We were partying at that cross country kid Nick's house and his parents had been out of town for like a week and a half and it was like the last Saturday before we would all have to go

back to school. My mom was out of town, so I had people over a couple times, but then she I was like, no, I cleaned the house. So we went, you were there. You were there with Matty B and. I got I you want to hear something funny, I'll let you keep going. But I got back from Hawaii that day, so I I was at the airport that day and. So, so I I'd had people over parties at the house, had gotten away with it. Scott free was good to go was and I was like, Nope, the house

is clean. No one's coming over. They get back tomorrow. It's going to be perfect. And I didn't get away with that. I'll tell you why. But we're at that house party and I remember vividly when I get there, someone's walking around with the flashlight flashing people like they're pretending to be a cop. Well, I remember I'm sitting inside. I think you were in the guest room with Matty BI think you were you were you were doing, you were on another side of the

house. But basically cops busted, everybody runs upstairs, which is the stupidest shit ever. I in these like white air forces, I run down this back hallway. So I'm sitting in this chair. They bust in. I just get up and bolt and I go out the backyard. But I run down this hallway and it's like a there's no windows and there's a window on the door, but it's got blinds. So I just like and there's a bunch of commotion. It sounds like outside. I bust out this Outback door full speed.

I say someone get tackled by a cop over here. Everyone's running around and swirling. There's girls screaming and Nick had like 8 foot fence. His fence was really fucking tall. He had a huge. You love a good fence. Because it was at the his his fence backed up to White's Chapel where like Bob Jones and like, wait, it's kind of for the listeners. It's like an old road that was like really nice big neighborhood, but it's still

farm field. So on some of those roads, and he's really affluent neighborhoods, they put up these like fucking fortress Rotunda walls that block off the neighborhoods. So someone veered off the Country Rd. They wouldn't crash into your backyard. So he had this huge fence and I just sprung 1 jump, was running full speed and just and dropped my fucking shoe. My shoe falls off. I'm sitting there with one shoe. It's pitch black. I know it's like cow shit fields over here in like a ditch.

So I jump down, put my shoe on, jump back up and hop the fence and just start running. Run across the street. There's other people kind of running and I run. I hit this patch of mud and slide about four or five feet and run into a barbed wire fence and catch my hands and to slice my hands open and I eat shit covered mud. And there's a cop that's coming down the road the back part and we're I'm laying down. There's I'm going to use short names. Oh, it doesn't matter.

But well, Crenshaw's down over there and then Cameron White's over here. There's like soccer kids. There's like all these randos. We all wait it out. Then we hide out there. I make somebody come pick us up. Somebody comes and picks us up and we leave. You were. From what I understood, you went out a window to. Escape Me and Matt casually walked out the garage, open the garage door, walked out. People are like running everywhere.

Cops are like running after people and like already in the neighbor's front yard. And my dad let me take his Beamer, OK. And me and Matt walked in, got in the Beamer, I went in reverse, all because the street was just packed with cars, because people were there for the party. Just went in reverse slowly all the way down the street and left. We just acted like we weren't a part of the party, even though we were just like clearly walking out of the house and

kids. But like, it's like, that's why I quickly realized, like, everybody's running, so they're going to know that you're like a part of it, right? So I was like, if I just don't do anything, like the cops aren't even looking at me. Brucey and I was just like, if I clear this fence, I get out of here, they're not going to hop it. And yeah, there was so much commotion that because because I remember sitting down in Weitzel comes running in with the flashlight.

He was flashing people with, he said cops, cops. The cops got in because they didn't close the front door. The front door was like wide open. So I watched him come in. They like pushed it. I, I, it was so relieved getting away there because like I had to convince my dad, like let me take the beamer and like, it was such a big deal and like, I just got there and I'm like, are you

fucking kidding me? Like and but then like I got away and I was like, damn I. Think they passed out like 32 or like 40 MI CS or MI. Minor in consumption. Or minor in possession of alcohol. I think they passed out somewhere near like 40. Yeah, something like that. Because they everybody went upstairs. They caught somebody hiding in the attic like hours later, like hiding in the insulation. They how do you even keep up with that? I would just be like I already got mine guys, thanks.

Oh, but they have nothing better to do that like this is it? I know, but like at some point you can just get lost in the sauce. And I've been partying there like a couple times that week or the week previous. I think I robo tripped there. Yeah, that was like one of the wildest. That was that was a great escape because it was there's it was pandemonium. There's at least 100 and something people there, at least

in the front, inside, upstairs. And it was like, like I said, cheerleaders, football, track, cross country, soccer. It was that we were all basically wrapping up school. So it was just everybody. Partying up summer, right? No, no, it was a end of spring break going in. So it was the end of it was the last Saturday before we because like we were all off the next day and then we had school. So it was like people got popped that last day before. But his parents were gone that whole week.

Good times. Good times would do you need your break I'm. Good man vibes. You need a break. Do you? I'm fine. Do you need a break? OK, we'll be back. He's got to go. And we are back with the articles. All right, article time. This is from MPRKERA, brought to you by viewers like you. FTC accuses AI search engine of rampant consumer deception, stealing our money.

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So when browsing the web, clicks on an ad related to their online search and arrives at one of a one of a host of landing pages the company operates. Some of the domains include justanswer.com, Ask womenshealth.com, askalawyer.com, pearl.com and hundreds of others. Then, an assistant chatbot known as Pearl ask further questions about the search before sending the user a form to join the company's question and answer service for either a dollar or

five dollars. Once credit card information is handed over, the company starts milking consumers, according to the federal complaint. Just Answers charges consumers both the one and the five to join and specifically higher monthly subscription for you immediately at sign up. Damn, that sucks. According to the suit, the federal leaders regulators say which began in 2022, so they've been investigating these guys for a while.

The unwanted monthly fees, which can be as high as 79 to $80 dollars, continue regularly until the month or every month until the consumer cancels something that is revealed in the fine print above the large orange button that says confirm now. I mean that's not that shocking to use an AI bot to scam people out of 80 bucks every month. Those are some gay used to it. Yeah, but like, just answer justaskalawyer.com. That's sketchy as fuck, dude.

Like, have you used that? No, that's just like a wild, like angle to take. Like, I'm going to pretend to be a lawyer and RIP you off. I'm going to pretend to care about Women's Health. I'm going to. I'm just going to do you just want answers. Taking your money bro. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's, that's like what the Russians would do.

Like on like just disinformation, like the people who were like mostly responsible for this like petition to for California to, to, to secede from the nation was it was like a Russian bot farm. But then they were like, but then also so was Texas, you know, And so it's like they didn't give a shit like what side it was. They're just like, like moms, like Californians, Texans, just like just get everybody to get in the United States. Route the fuck up. Yeah, Where is it?

Yeah, a federal investigator said. This profit stumps hundreds of thousands of has duped hundreds of thousands of customers, which the suit says led to a flood of complaints describing the company's scammy behavior. The company's CEO Andy Kurtzig I was aware of consume was aware of the consumer deception and refused to make any changes,

according to the suit. In a statement of Just Answer, spokesman said he was disappointed with the lawsuit after having engaged with the FTC for nearly three years. We clearly published our pricing and model upfront and make cancelling simple and convenient through multiple channels, including a 24/7 toll free. The number live chat e-mail with one click on the website. No, they're all they have 7 just answer a 700 employees and has raised around 50 million

someone's. I mean, that's this is like, I don't know, we've like a magazine subscription like, you know, and they'd be like, oh, sign up for this magazine subscription and you know the first one, you know, you get pick 10 magazines you want and then someone would sign up. Next thing you know, you're getting charged like a shit ton for all these National Geographics. Everybody's parents got scammed in that shit or you bought like encyclopedia but. Weren't we the one selling the

motherfucking magazines? Maybe he could have been like, but that that. 'D be. I definitely sold magazines that would. Be for the school that was for the school that was different. They they had us like selling shit for them, like what is happening and. They'd be like, if you sell enough shit I'll give you a pizza party bitch. No, ours are crazy like getting like a fucking cash machine.

Oh yeah. Yeah dude, I just saw somebody video and they took their shirt in a cash machine and just went like. Just pulled your microphone out. Nope. Well, kind of. And we're back. So you were saying that somebody with a shirt at a change machine just dumped with his dump? Machine, it was like, it's like when you're in the booth and they do like the cash. Oh, they spin it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, like the IT goes in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you can like collect it or. So like he put his shirt out and and the music goes goes up and then he closes it so it goes up into his shirt. Not like he's catching it with his shirt, you know, It goes like. Yeah, I saw that video and he got hit. Genius. Lick it's yeah, it took it took how many years like I I used to, but I'd never gotten the cash machine. But I always thought about it, I always wanted to just couldn't sell that.

I couldn't sell nothing. I. Always thought about getting in a box full of money swirling around. Did. You get, did you get weed blows? You know what I'm talking about? Like a little like no, OK, never mind. No, it sounds familiar. I just don't. You got to. I don't, I, I don't really know what I'm talking about. Like I'm just thinking about this child labor that they put me through now. It's just like all flashbacking in my head.

There was like these different ones that you can like earn and then you get different prizes. Like I just remember being jealous of the people getting the cool ass ones. I don't know. I'll, I'll look into it. Joseph's looking it out. Yeah, I'm looking at. Silence. Some weird shit that popped up. OK, A. Lot of weird shit. I left the O off. I mean I left the W off. I was like OK, I'm gonna look up.

We blow. I was like wait not doing W No WS. I mean, that is like a, that is also like a different the Boy Scouts or we blow. Former FTC Chair Lena Khan, who's investigators started the probe and had just answered, railed against such corporate behavior. She brought similar actions against major tech firms, including Amazon, which F the FTC said had developed dark patterns to trick customers into auto renewing their Amazon Prime subscriptions.

Some of the most common scenarios where we see the problematic dark pattern dark patterns presentations on the Internet today involve getting users to agree to a maximum data sharing through confusing prompts. A professor of Penn State law said who specializes in Internet regulations and situations where users. Yeah, they agreed to recurring transactions or get tapped or get trapped by the by an inability to figure out how to exit, even though they were promised that they could cancel

anytime, which is super true. I mean, that's nothing new. I mean, that's half of the American cancel anytime. You have to tell me that that means I can't cancel anytime. So shut the fuck up, right? Rocket Mortgage does it for you. Start paying your boys Dan Gilbert. I am calling them out. FTC and state attorneys, attorney general sue companies that employ unlawful dark

patterns pretty frequently. Yet these dark patterns can be really profitable, can be a really profitable way of ripping off customers because some customers won't notice the charges or won't seek refunds promptly. True. Scott Adams, a controversial cartoonist behind Dilbert, died at 68. I saw that. I feel like I was just talking about Dilbert. Because he was well, because he was always saying like crazy shit, he went off I. Was trying to tell that to somebody. Mega. Trumper.

No, that's that's what I thought. That's the same guy, right? Yeah, I thought, yeah, that's what I was trying to say to this person. But I know like their dad or grandpa, their grandpa worked on the animation for the TV show but I forget if it was Dilbert, it was like one of the comics. This is an article from the AP by Paul Wiseman bringing charges against the Fed. What we do and don't know. President Donald Trump has dramatically escalated his confrontation with the Federal

Reserve is justice. Justice Department is investigating and threatening a criminal indictment of the independent central bank and serving it with subpoenas. This is crazy. The dispute is about, obviously Chairman Jerome Powell's testimony to Congress in June over a cost of a massive renovation to the federal building. So they're basically suing him for wanting to do renovations. I think your your dog's out, dude. And dreaming hard. Yeah, dreaming hard. She's going at it.

Yeah, this is a nightly occurrence where she'd be running in her dreams. That depending it does that all the time. But also, she probably has PTSD. So there's a fucking clip right where Trump tries to claim that he's like, it's like it's supposed to be like 2 point, something billion and he's like 2 points. Let's say it's 2.7 billion. I don't know, I have the numbers in front of me and Trump says like, Nah, now it's supposed to

be 3.1. And drum pal's like, Nah, now and then Trump's like to the guy next to him, he's like, give me the paper, give me the paper. And then he hands them the fucking paper to Jerome Powell. And they both have hard hats on at this moment. Yeah. Yeah. And Jerome Powell looks at it. He has No, he has. No, he goes, you added the third building in there. He goes, oh, the third building exists. And he goes, yeah, it was built five years ago. And now.

And now they're doing this. And then our boy Tom Tillis, Trump, but he's even like half assed half the time he says that he won't because Jerome Powell's terms up in May. So Trump, first of all, Trump's the one who fucking put him as as a chair and their shit goes for 10 years. So I guess right? Or 88, I don't know. It goes, it goes longer than it's supposed to. Like anyways, doesn't matter. So Trump put him in there for the first time, his terms up in May.

And Tom tells the senator is going to block because the Senate has to approve whoever the president nominates for the chair of the Fed. And he's saying that he's going to block any nominations until this investigation is over, which is good. But and then there's the the heads of central banks like all across the world are over here talking shit. And we're the we're supposed to be the like the fucking sane country, you know, And like this is the first time this has ever happened, man.

Like it's like, it's like you're like Trump's trying to get him to like lower interest rates because he thinks, you know, because it's like he thinks it'll be like a it will be like for 1/2 second and adrenaline shot to the economy. But then then all of a sudden inflation just skyrockets. Prices skyrocket and we're just like in way back like worse shape. That's why the feds independent.

So you don't have like a president who's like, and you know, got bad polling because the economy sucks because he didn't fucking lower the prices like he said he would. Instead he's like taking over Venezuela like so, so he can't just do shit like that. Like, you know, and the, and the fact that the interest rates are the lowest they've been in like 3 fucking years, like they're low. Like, you know, it's like, and, and we just got the report today. Inflation was 2.7% in December.

So it's not at the 2% that they want. Prices are still going up two point. 7% annually. Yeah. I mean, they inherited 3% and they've been at 3:00. Percent till December at 2.7 so it's not like it's gotten any better. Actually, it was below. Hold on it. Was below. 3 I think. No, and actually this. Is the truth on it? It's still at 3%. We don't know what it is because they won't release any of the

data, any of the data. They say that they can't give an accurate estimate of what it was or what we've been doing because of the government shutdown. Well, that was those months, those months, but the December 1 dig just come out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. No like for like. October and it's like September, October, November, like they're like, oh, government shutdown. We just stopped calories and it's like, it's like, no, dude,

you guys can figure that out. You still, you got the fucking information. You can backlog it like it's just that it probably sucked, probably sucked and it this economy does suck. Dude, if we didn't have AI, we didn't have 10 billionaires trying to like take over our planet. And like we'd already. Be in a fucking scan our scan our faces if it wasn't. For Peter Thiel and. Palantir, we'd be broke.

OK, And then this is the secret. That I, I like, I don't think Republicans will be able to articulate, but maybe. But the job numbers are gonna be low because of the border 'cause we just stopped letting immigrants in. So they're going to be low anyway. So we'll see if they'll be able to sell that. But even with that, the job like job numbers are still even low, but they're like those days of like hitting like 304 hundred

thousand a month. You're not going to see that in the Trump fucking term, I guarantee that. Like, and that's going to start to like, I mean, it's hard to get a job, you know, right now. And, and like it used to be easy and prices and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, and we all think Trump's is just going to handle like the next three years, like smoothly. It's it's going to get better. Doubt it. Threats of charges arise. Yeah, from A2. .5 billion renovation.

But like I said, the the Fed is separate. It operates separately. There's a lot of people. But Scaramucci was talking about he's like, I just think Trump's going to be the next chair of the Fed. And I think he would love, I think he would love if he could do that, but that's terrifying. Then the president, yeah, would be able to set rates to do all that. He's also talking. He wants to, he wants to, he wants to move the rates down to 1%.

Well, he's, he's also capping. He's saying he's going to cap. Credit card interest rates at 10%. Yes and no, because. It. Depends on when you look at it. So from what I understand, and this is, you know, credit card companies. So if you if you are like me and you have a credit card, but you pay your statement, I'm never paying interest rates. They don't make any money off of me. So like I don't like the interest rates is where those credit card companies make money, right?

They run for profit. Yeah. So they run for profit, so. If you cap these. You're going to be limiting the amount of people they're it's going to be harder to qualify for a credit card for people. So some people are going to get tossed off their credit cards, not have them anymore, be slapped with a shit ton of debt and that shit's going to go straight to collections. There's going to be people who have credit card debt that is not caught up at a high interest rate.

Bro you sound like a shill for the credit card company. No, no, I'm just being honest. I'm just saying because you're also going to unless. We unless we can charge them 25%, hold on. No, I'm not saying that that's necessarily correct, but there's some people. Like the average is somewhere around like 18 to 20%. There's some people that don't qualify that pay a higher interest rate to to get into the market of building their own credit. You're going to be or

eliminating this. What's the number that you don't think there should be a limit? I think that if you wanted to gradually bring it. Down and put some sort of regulation in it, sure. But I am saying if you do that and you cause the financial, well, there are limits because it's like predatory, like some of this shit. So but if you do but but you could say that 10. Percent you're going to be you might crash that market of credit cards, which would be a dangerous.

I'm willing to entertain. I'm willing to understand what you're saying. I'm just curious if there is a suitable number that's not fucking gouging people. True, but I mean like when when I got my first credit card because I. Didn't really like have credit because I didn't deal with it like that. I had to like put money down to get a credit card and then pay it off to like build my credit up. But like some of the I had like a high interest rates.

I was always paying my shit. So I was trying to build my credit like some of those, some of those options are going to go out the window for people if you cap it. Cause some of those companies now there's like sofa. And like, there's, there's, there's, there's, you know, fintech, yeah. But do you think that they got into the market? Without with, with, with with. The idea of charging. Less of an interest rate or charging the same as market share or market value to make

their money. No, because I think that the I'm getting. Kicked by these dogs when she like stretches out and kicks me in the back the. The technology gets rid of like a lot of the. Overhead that makes these companies have to like, you know, in order to be profitable get those like crazy.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like sofa is able to offer loans to people that like Bank of America doesn't approve because they have like different parameters like of like, you know of why, like this person qualifies. And so it's like, why, like some of these places can offer a higher interest rate on the savings account that you can get a fucking Wells Fargo. You know, it's like why they can afford it is because like their business model is different.

True. So I'm not I'm not saying that what you're. Saying is not. Correct. Like where, you know, it's just like there's going to be two, there's going to be like there's. Going to be in some way. Shape or form like 2 separate outcomes. You're either going to see everybody lower their qualifications to get a credit card and you'll see people's debt expand because they'll be trying to recoup what they lost.

Fuck their overhead dude. None of these motherfuckers care about what it costs them to operate. They care much how much money they can get from us. COVID is a perfect example. Prices going up because of supply chains and supply and demand and then the prices have never gone down. And that's, well, I'm talking about Visa and MasterCard specifically. Exactly. Well, so Visa.

MasterCard Discover and doesn't. Matter what company, they'll all expand though, if they all drop down to 10%, they're going to be giving those shit those shits away like candy. That's one option. They're going to flood the market with cards to try to continue to make the same profit margins they were making before. They're just going to need to

qualify more people. They're going to have to give out more and give more reckless people credit and allow them to put themselves in debt to then reap the cash flow. But I mean, if you're, if you're, you're 10% interest, you're paying a lot. Your principal down a lot more than you're fucking, you know. Well, true, but like I said, if I'm playing my principal down at for most. People or depending on where you're at in life. I pay my I pay my full statement so it doesn't even matter to you

what the fucking number is. True. 150% and and they. Hate people like me because. They don't make any money off. Of me. So I don't. They hate people like you because one day, one day you're going to slip. Joseph And then we'll get you and that's what they want, right? So, but so they're going to. Flood and it's also, but it's also recurring. It's still.

Revenue coming in. It's like still turning, you know, they could still add the money to like the books to like, you know, get the valuation up. Like, like, you know, they hate people who don't fucking ever pay them, take their money and don't pay them in default. Like that's probably what they hate. They don't hate you. So. So either they're going to flood

the market or they're. Going to restrict the market and make it harder to qualify and then they're going to limit the scope of what they pass out to people and be a lot more not frugal. It's not the right word, but a lot more picky about who they choose to give credit to and it could it's going to toss a lot of people off like that's huge. If you're telling me right now if on your largest revenue of profit for you as a company, well, it reminds me of it's

like. Pre-existing conditions, yeah, that's what it is. It's like, it's like that. It's like, OK, well if you want that, if you want them to do that, then a lot of people are going to lose their insurance. That's a great way of putting it to be like a healthcare model.

Bring it down to 10. Percent, then it's like, OK, well then we're not going to. Insure you we're not going to get in because then credit cards are kind of like insurance like we're we're interesting yeah I want to apply for a credit card to build my credit Oh well you. Know you in the past five years you had a late payment on your power bill so you don't qualify. It's going to be some wild almost what circumstances or or it's going to check the fucking credit card comes and be like,

Hey, your standards are. Stupid. These people qualify. True. We'll see. We'll see. It's slippery. Slope is all I'm saying there's. Because there's not a lot of ways that it'll go well. I don't trust. Where do you get this number? Yeah, you're right. They're like and I. Do not, and I do not trust those people to make that decision. And yeah, like, why is he doing that? Yeah, yeah. Like what is the central? Banking. So what is our fractional

reserve? Banking system going to come up with yeah, it's like if we if we were like, no, we're on gold standard and you can't loan out money to people that you don't have for profit plus interest like because that's what our banks do If you told them they couldn't do that anymore, they'd all be shutting their fucking doors, bro, because that's what is it. They're allowed to give out one $3 for every dollar they take in. That's crazy. Well, I think that they adjust,

I mean. I don't know what the number is but like they. They after the recession, they, they made them like be more solvent. Well, they could be more solvent, but at the end of the day, like they can. Loan out money they don't have and with interest and get it back from you. Like banks are running for profit, not for money stabilization. So article #3 from CBS News, At least three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned amid pressure to treat Renee Good killing as an assault on an ICE

agent. First of all, can I just like, dude, fuck ICE. I'm so sick of this. This is the dumbest the rationale that people are putting behind the fact that trying to make it like this woman wasn't murdered like you could. If a normal person did that in a road rage incident, you would be in jail for murder right now. He'd be charged for murder if you were in a if you were a road raging with somebody and all those circumstances take place. That's just a random citizen

there. That which is basically what ICE agents are he's going to he that dude would be in locked up right now for murder the other way that the other way that I say to look at it or I thought. About this is OK, so let's say that the video exists, right? He doesn't shoot her. Everything happens. He doesn't shoot her, right? Is there anybody who being like, hey, you should have shot her? Why didn't he shoot her? You know, nobody would have said that. So so so why the fuck do we

think that he should? Have 'cause just 'cause he. Did you know it's like Tim, Well, it's like Tim Dillon had a good comment. He's like. You should just show that video to your kid. Go get your kid, sit them down, show that video to your kid. And I bet your kid says why did he do that to her? That's probably what your kids going to say.

And there's, there you go. That's how you that's how you should interpret it, because that's how an innocent person watching that video would interpret Joseph. She's a lesbian, though, you know? Oh, yeah. A lesbian. Oh and she was in an anti ice. Group is what my mom told me. Oh, of course they got to demonize this mom who just got. Shot point blank range. Well, she was still driving. She was dead. And watch Fox News. Yeah, that's all they do. Oh, I know. But. I was saying this in the

beginning. I can't believe, well, I can't believe that they're doing this. But like I was like, OK, she's a fucking domestic terrorist. Charge her. Charge her with the being a domestic terrorist, you idiots. And then I guess they were trying to stupid. Yeah, I mean, I can think of a. Video, especially him calling her a fucking bitch after he shot her just makes it just makes it worse I think of a video. It's not a video, it's an audio recording.

This happened years ago. There was this old man who had this house and there was these two young there's a guy and a girl couple boyfriend girlfriend and they used to like break into his house and like steal some of his shit. They were like young and fucking with this old man.

Well, he staked them out, sat in a chair in the dark, knew they were coming and murdered them, shot this dude shot her and he recorded all of it. And after it as he was shooting her, he was said they basically the exact same thing that that guy did. Where do you think that guy is? And they broke into his house. He murdered them because he staked them out, waited them, stalked them in his house and then like finished them off and recorded the whole thing.

But he even in that moment, he's like fucking bitch like there's a malicious he's in jail. Yeah, because he murdered them. But he. Recorded. No, no. OK, well. You keep saying murdered them. Yeah, he killed them, killed them, but I mean, that's technically he was charged with. Murder. OK, well I'll glad you didn't know that. Yeah, they broke into his. House Yeah, they were breaking into his house, but it's because. Of the way he chose to do it or what song. He wasn't defending himself.

He was like he knew what was going on and staked them out. And the audio recordings are crazy because like, he's talking to them while he's doing so. If he's saying so was the way he did it. Yeah, the way he did it, yeah, though it's the way he did it and the things.

That he said when he did, which are very similar to what that police officer said before he shot that mom, pretty damn similar to exactly what he said to that girl before and after he shot her because he recorded himself and got locked away from that. There's 1000 scenarios or something like that happens and the person behind that guns in

prison. If you want to try to use your anti Muslim rhetoric that you just hate Somalis and you hate Muslims and that's and anybody that's going to defend these people are staying between ICE and getting them out is a justification to kill a mom that's just shitty like that. You're like, there's no moral moral justification for murdering anybody, whether it's Charlie Kirk, whether it's this

mom. But to compare this mom and then be like, oh, Ashley Babbitt who got shot by an officer trying to breakthrough a barricaded window during a live insurrection inside the nation's capital while they were chanting hang Mike Pence. She got shot and she deserved to be shot. That's completely different. You think if she didn't get shot they would have got Mike Pence? No, if anybody goes. Through that window, they're

getting shot. He told them that if there's a federal officer standing there pointing a gun as I'm attacking a federal building, If you watch the full video, well, at least they all got pardoned. She waves. One of the guys through and then the the. Last thing she says to them is it's OK, man. I'm not. We're not mad at you. Yeah, she literally was trying to be nice. And then he jumps. In front the.

Same ICE officer who got drug 50 feet 'cause he jumped in front of a fucking car previously and is has PTSD from it. Counselling type shit. That dude is the guy that shot this woman. So you can't tell me that his emotion, that his trauma from his job is not a direct cause of why this Mother's Day. Well, Joseph, I don't know if you know this. He's in hiding. Now. So thanks Lib tards. What and what's what's what's what's wild is. If a regular beat cop went through something like that guy

did, number one, you're not. It's again, it's against policy to step in front of cars. You're not supposed to step in or just shoot, shoot a moving car in. Most in most police departments you don't shoot. Into a fucking car because what? Happens. The foot goes on the gas and then it's just an uncontrolled car. It gets worse so, but these are. Untrained officers where they're pumping these. Guys out. I think they said yeah, they're rich, dude. They all get like $40,000

bonuses. Yeah, Oh no, it's just dudes that are down and out on their luck. I don't want to join ICE just for the bag. Well, you could join. Ice and just fuck with people. But there's a, there's, there's a. Time constraint with people like like with the other ice. Guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like sabotage, Sabotage. Yeah, like up. On the inside, Yeah, dude, what if we. Infiltrate ICE. That'd be sick if you. Get caught, you're going. You're going to beat the shit

out of you, dude. But you're, you're a fucking patriot, true. That's a movie. Infiltrate ICE. Sabotage Black. Klansmen. The black ICE agent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no Venezuelan ICE agent. There's no justification for. Murdering anybody. And the way that people are trying to justify this mother being shot is grotesque and disgusting and it's some of the most hypocritical shit we've seen in a very long time. It's super frustrating to be around people trying to demonize

this woman. And look, people try to demonize Charlie Kirk. Absolutely. Did Charlie Kirk say a lot of wild shit and create a movement that a lot of people didn't like because it was Islamophobic, homophobic, borderline racist sometimes? Absolutely. Was he pro gun violence? You keep the Second Amendment? Yeah. It's like people got mad when you quoted what he said when he got assassinated. He didn't deserve to be

assassinated for what he said. But if you say what he said after he got assassinated, then it's hate speech that makes no fucking sense. But then this woman gets shot on camera. And the way that they try to judge like Christy Gnome up there before there's any investigation, she's a domestic terrorist just trying to spin, spin, spin part of me. That's how you know that they that they know they fucked up. Like, it's like they're like.

Kids who are like, like trying kind of like, lie their way out of, like an obvious situation. It's like, bro, I because you called her a domestic terrorist. I know that. You know that you fucked up. Yeah. And she's like the dumbest fucking person in the world. Christina is so dumb dog killer like we thought Bobs was bad. We thought the Bobs. We thought was bad. You know Marge Bobs is pretty dumb, dude. Hey. She got kicked out of a live production of. What Beetlejuice?

For giving it over the pants handy. Well I to be fair, I think that they said Beetlejuice 3 times. And there was a thing you know and you know. And then to get kicked out for giving a hand. Job and hitting your vape. That's pretty dumb. That's pretty dumb. Who mugs This hasn't Joseph? Who mugs? This hasn't where's. The other hand. But no, we thought she was dumb. And Chrissy Dome is a moron. She is so stupid and it's so frustrating and she's bad at the spin.

Like Caroline Lovett, you give her credit. Like she tries to do the real spin. I was, I was like. Appreciating her a little bit the other day because of her dedication to the to the job to like sleazy. Old white guys. Well, just no. Just to the to the sorry, I mean her husband and then. Donald Trump just to fucking. Like that, she will lie. She will. Just Oh, yeah, She's indignant. Yeah. That that's. The word you know, it's like. She's just like, I don't give. I'm I'm here to sell you

bullshit. I'm Garbles and I'm gonna sell you the bullshit. Who was the what? What was the one lady who? Was at the White House. The blonde woman is like the old carbon copy of her. I forgot she's on Fox now, but she she was. Pretty good. But yeah, Caroline. Levitt master class in like deflection pretty good at it. Gotta give her credit for it. Yeah so like cringe. It's cringe half the time but it's but it's like OK. She's like, she's keeping, she's keeping the straight face.

Like I guarantee you he'd give her like 10 jobs if he could. Because everybody else besides her, she goes to bat. Yeah, she goes to bat and she'll fight it out. Right. And like if she was in those. Like when she's like in those. Cabinet meetings, whenever he's like sucking his Dick like he's the last president, it's like she'll go up there and she's like actually say some shit. Like why? He's the best. You know, it's like boom, this bitch, but whatever. Fuck you, Caroline. Levitt.

But now we have. People because they're trying to paint her. In a certain way where now there's people resigning because they're like, this is fucked up, they don't agree. It's black and white playing his day. That's that's murder. Does she need to be blocking the road? No Does she deserve to be shot for it? No. Are they out enforcing or did they get their car stuck in the snow 'cause they're fucking idiots? These ICE agents are so stupid, so antagonistic. Like I said, they're just ego

tripping dudes. I swear they're just down on their luck. Well, a lot of them are Proud Boys and and the three. Percenters Keepers. Oh yeah, yeah. It's real quiet on the motherfucking home front. For the the white supremies, it's because they're in ice. That's true. Didn't even think about it that way, but they all just got jobs. So now they all just have government paid jobs. I wonder how many? I wonder how many GN Sixers. Now they're all sucking on the teeth.

I wonder how many GN Sixers? Are in ice. So many, I guarantee. All of them. That's that's I'd like to see. That that's what it is, dude. They're the Brown. Shirts, bro. Yeah, you know. Just mad Gestapo tactics and other. Killing people and playing day and shooting moms point blank range, firing three shots at them. Then you jump in front of someone's car when they're obviously turning. It's just so dumb, dude. And I just don't. But I mean, we all knew this was going to happen.

I know, but it's like. Shit, man, it's. The pretext bro. You got the war in. Venezuela so now you can declare martial law and then you got the upright, you know the the protest because you're shooting fucking people in the street and then then they can crack down.

It's just see and that's what I've said is they've been the half of them I. Swear they're just like gaslighting us. They know they fucked up, so they're lying and then gaslighting the shit out of us so that way they want people to go out there and riot like they. Want. People to go do something. It's the same places that he's fucking around in Portland.

In in Minneapolis, same places as the George Floyd shit, you know, yeah, it's like what I said is if there's one, I, I. Was how many I said today I was like Donald Trump would sacrifice 1000 cops to if there was an uprising, he would. Gladly let 1000. Cops die to take away elections to stay in office. He's Putin bro. He's Putin Putin. Let's 1500. Motherfucking Russians die every day, so Ukrainians mowing them. Fucking down doesn't. He doesn't care.

Same with Trump, he doesn't give a shit. Yeah, exactly. He calls them. He calls the military losers. And suckers bro like he. Like he gives a shit about the cops. He he pardoned everybody from J6. They killed cops, Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, they're all just resigning. Final article. I put it in here. It's from the Wall Street Journal, the obscure bank. Collapse that sent Iran. Into a tailspin.

Bad loans to regime cronies brought down Ianda Bank, accelerating a long running financial crisis by Jared Molson. But real quick. So in Iran, they're in the streets. I heard some fucking. Crazy. Number of people have been killed. But let's say it's like 2000 at this point. Yeah, I've heard that too. I heard the 12 number I like. I was like, whoa, whoa. What? I was like, what was Israel involved? Just kidding, Israel, Just kidding. Guys, that was a Gazza. Joke, but not wrong.

You're not wrong. No, I know, I know. But it's just like. So there. Was the green revolution in O 9 didn't work? And then there's been like a little bit like the the Masa Amini whenever she didn't wear her a job. That was a couple years ago. There was like uprisings, but now this is like an economic uprising turned like political and like it's like more people have died already. And this has been going on for like, a couple weeks, 3 weeks.

More people have died already in this one than they did for the one a couple years ago that went on for months and months. So it's like, like, they're like, really going after it right now. But in Iran, I know we got listeners. So what Trump said helps on the way. Yeah, they cut off the. Internet. They cut off phone service. Elon Musk is giving them Starling for free. For now, but it was just when. When did that happen? Because there was. I saw something about today for

now. Yeah, well, because he's. Always. He's like, I'll give you the Internet. Right, the Internet trying to fuck with the Ukrainians. Yeah, he's like, I'll give you. Something he's like, oh you made me mad, never mind. Like he's a fucking tool. So I don't know what the fuck Trump thinks he's going to do. He puts sanctions. On any country that does business with Iran, well, guess what, Like almost all of Iran's oil gets sold to China. So that's another 25% tariff on China.

Like, you know, we thought we worked the shit out. We gave them the AI chip so that we can get back to normal, so we can sell them soybeans and and they just were up in Canada. China was just in Canada meeting with Carney like hey hell, you should. Chill. With us. Yeah, of course I will. Duh, duh. That's what happens here. They're. Just going to fill the fill the void. Yeah, exactly when you. Pulled. Out of like.

Like 32 fucking. International treaties like last week and you know, it's like in Russia and China and all of them. So it's like they're just going to move in bro OK, so. This I'll just. Go to the article The biggest heart harbinger that things were about to fall apart in Iran didn't come from the throated anger of the countries opposition or the frustrated hopes the young people hungry for more personal freedom. It came from the collapse of a bank late last year.

I and day. I don't know if I'm saying that right. I ANDA, the bank, run by regime cronies and saddled with nearly $5 billion in losses on a pile of bad loans, went bust. The government folded the carcass into a State Bank and printed a massive amount of money to try to paper over all the red ink. That buried the problem but didn't solve it.

Instead, the failure became both the symbol and accelerant of an economic unraveling that ultimately triggered the protests that now pose the most significant threat to the regime since the founding of the Islamic Republic half a century ago. The banks collapse made clear that the Iranian financial system, under strained from years of sanctions, bad lending and reliance on inflationary printed money, have become increasingly insolvent and

illiquid. 5 other banks are thought to be similarly weak. The crisis hit at the worst possible time. The Iranian government's credibility had already been battered by a 12 day war with Israel and the US in June and showed it couldn't defend its population from attack. Its leaders have refused to budget negotiation over the country's nuclear program, putting sanctions relief out of

reach. In November, Israel and the US threatened to strike again if Iran tried to reconstitute his ballistic missile arsenal or nuclear efforts. The country's beleaguered currency, the real, tipped into a new downward. Spiral the country. Had little ability to stop US enforcement actions that cut Iran off from its crucial flow of dollars from Iraq, significantly reduced its hard currency earnings from oil sales, and put it overseas reserves of foreign exchange out

of reach with sanctions. After decades of engineering workarounds and using shadowy flows of cash to keep the country's battered economy functioning, Tehran had reached a dead end. And with no tools to address a deepening economic crisis or meet the needs of an increasingly desperate population, hundreds of merchants who don't typically join the country's mass protests took the streets of Tehran to demand relief.

This was a very well connected bank, corrupt etcetera, which underscored that the banking system in itself is a channel for enrichment of well connected, said Adnan Mazrai, a former deputy director of the Middle East and Central Asia Department of the International Monetary Fund. The failure of the bank added to what they're called a crescendo of the loss of legitimacy of the regime following the Israeli

attack. I End a Bank was founded in 2013 by Ali Ansari, an Iranian businessman who emerged 2 state owned banks with another he founded previously to form the new lender. He hails from one of the country's richest families and owns a multi $1,000,000 mansion in North London. Politically, he's seen close to former Conservative President Mahmoud Amina Dodge. Amina Dodge? Fuck, I forgot how to say his name. Mahmoud, Amina Dodge. Amina. Dejad, Amina. Dejad, Amina Dejad. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the UK sanctioned on sorry last year just days. After the collapse of I and Day, calling him a corrupt Iranian banker and businessman who helped finance the sprawling Iranian elite paramilitary and business organization, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. In a statement in October, Ansari blamed the bank's failure on decisions and policies made beyond the bank's control.

Iende offer the highest interest rates of any Iranian bank up don't hire they got the interest rates are too high bro. Attracting millions of depositors and borrowing heavily from the central bank which printed money to keep the institution afloat. Economist said. Like others troubled Iranian banks, I and A had a large number of non performing loans, one of a range of factors that

eventually drove it to failure. The largest investment was the Iran Mall, which opened in 2018. Investing in malls in 2018? You fucked up bro. The project displayed an opulent access that made little sense amid the stagnation of the rest of the Iranian economy. Twice the size of the Pentagon, the mall is a city within a city, with its own IMAX movie theater, a library, swimming pools and sports complexes,

along with indoor gardens. A car showroom in the Hall of Mirrors modeled on the 16th century Imperial Persian Palace. Economists and Iranian officials said the project was an example of self lending, in which Ansari's bank effectively lent money to his own companies when it folded. A report in the semi official Tasman News agency, citing a top central bank official, said that more than 90% of the bank's resources were tied up in its project under its own

management. I and A came under scrutiny for years from some conservatives and reformist politicians who pushed for the banks closure and argue that the central bank's support for the institution would drive up inflation due to its need to print money to fund it. He just keeps going. But point is corruption if it is not with me. I don't stand for it. But if it's corruption and it's with me, I support it. I defend it. 22 baby. 23, baby mother. Real bad I do. I don't know if this is like a

great prediction. Like Pergosian or you know, whatever Venezuela. But I do think that this is it for for the Ayatollah, the. Ayatollah and the. Gang. Yeah, I don't know. What's going to come next though? I could, I mean. They do have like Democratic, they have like institutions and they do like vote for their president. Like, you know, it's like kind

of shady. Like we're like, they like kind of like, you know, like have political prisoner, not kind of political prisoners and like kind of like force, like who can really run. It's not like Russia, Russia, like that's bad. But but it doesn't even really matter because the president doesn't have all the says the fucking supreme leader. Yeah, but they but the elections are, I mean, free and fair. I guess it took sense. The only democracy in the Middle East really, besides the Israel,

it's a theocracy, but. Well, yeah, but if the. Ayatollah is out right? So what do we let? Them fill the void and decide what they want to do. Well, obviously decide for them. I I don't know if that's. Obviously. Well, we we can't decide for them. Exactly. We should probably not do that. That sounds like a great. Idea. I agree one last time. I just wonder what Trump's going to do here. He's going to fuck it up for everybody. Just leave it alone. Well, Barack left it.

Alone, and he regrets it. When there was uprisings in his presidency, he wishes he might have tipped the scales a little bit more. Well, it just depends on what degree you want to be there to tip the scales. And then now you sound like Reagan. He's not like everybody else who's like, dabbled their hand in their shit. Like, I mean, you know, just saying if you want to like, if there's people, well, he's OK. Well, first of all, he's already said he's going to do something.

So yeah, he literally said so now he, so now he has to. It's like it's like Obama and Syria and the red line. If, you know, if you use chemical weapons, that's the red line. And then he didn't do anything. And people still talk shit about it. It's like that in the website for healthcare. Yeah. All the things he did, that's what he's remember for. As far as bad things, bad things, you know. No, in a tan. Suit. Tan suit, right? Right. Like when?

When? Those are the bad things, you know, Probably. A pretty good president, yeah. Yeah. The other ones like with Biden? It's like, is he alive? Is he not alive? Is his son doing crack? Burisma or Ukraine? Which is all BS but still tan suit shitty website didn't I think. I think you'd say that the 12 years of Biden. Obama pre scandal free in comparison 100%. Well, obviously in comparison A. 100% yeah but they the tan no drama. No drama, Obama. Tan suit was a scandal baby.

That was a scandal. With the world on fire, he was. Killing it, that's why. Yeah, it was a fresh seat. He's good. He had a He's a lefty with a good jump. Shot good from three. They were just Jelly. What else you got? Meditate. Bitches. Make sure y'all like follow. Subscribe Share Leave a. Comment, subscribe, whatever, we just love that you guys listen and check us out every week. Crazy time to fucking be alive. Fuck ice. Just going to put that out there. So tired of this.

Melt the ice, baby, Melt the ice. Careful, just fuck them. Like if they be a threat I'm working on like a Bob Dylan ish like protest song of. Course it's melt the ice. Melt the ice. It's like what it sounds. Like get it from my freezer box. Yo, you think you? Are a cop, you wear a mask and drive a Ford, but everybody knows you can't afford to pay for your kids or your house. That's why you decided to leave your spouse and go up and wrangle a bunch of Somalis.

You don't understand this. You're joking. You're joking, but this is like what, this song? Every great man's. Folly. People are going to have already heard the song. Banger, you ever give me a feature on that dude? It's almost. It's almost already at over. Well, y'all be good. Stay safe, stay out of trouble. Fuck ice. And actually, you know what? Go love yourselves, Ice. Go fuck yourselves. Shout out. You don't really want to fuck. With me. You don't really want to fuck

with me and you're a bitch. You want a son? Let us hit your lifestyle only for a minute. I may crash out in Top Nose. Call me Top Gun like I'm Tom Cruise or Marshmallow. Eat the whole bed. Then it's out the rich. I'm so queen. Yeah, I'm not there and I will feel like bro. Absolutely I can find your pin like it's hugely just do it. Pull up at your mom's side and that's Suzuki bitch. I'm too queen popping out his heart, but I do this. I'm ruthless. Pull up at your spa with the

toothpick. I'm duked though you can't see my eyes just too pupils too close. I crashed the whip and then I squish on them style. I saw the window just say show some bad now only for a minute. I may crash out himself. Had a lot of shrimps this afternoon. Sorry. I laughed. At You ha ha ha jumping and swimming in liquid acid pools. We margaritas tequila from Cactus. Juice trying to. Hitchhike. It was petty boy. I was sweating boy tripping tooth to me on a city cruise.

What you want to really do? Let's start mixing ludes and get high. When? Really soon? Yeah, I do. You don't really want to fuck Willy. You don't really want to fuck with me, your bitch. You want to suck my you don't really want to fuck women fuck around and I'm my you don't really want to fuck women, you bitch. You want to suck my Dick? Yes. Your livestock ass off the window. Just try shot some bad now only for a minute. I may cry shout on top nose call

me Top Gun like on songs. Who's a boss? No, eat the whole bed then it's off the roof. You don't really want to fuck with me. Fuck around and I'm a voice. My Yeah, well, you don't really want to fuck with me.