Episode 206: Who Wins?

What it do, what it do, what it do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 206 Who wins, motherfucker? For me like you love me but you buy me like in the end that she don't fake me. I father like a head off but she know that she's my baby. I love a bitch. You gonna face talk you to my face and then she's want to want

my baby holiday. She don't fake me there's I've been in the dust is never bother me a baby. You know what time is as soon as I come to live with a chila smoke. Then she's so thick. Then she can get dubbed and there's all these beaches all these drugs. I died and went through heaven. All the beaches will jump ship. They don't know what they missing hobby smoking present at you. I've been like Bill Clinton, $50 residential bitch because I've been sibling. I love her adoring you.

I don't know why you tripping. Just let me get inside and make you get what you've been missing. I love her beat you gonna crazy. What's going on? How? Are you, Sir? I'm fantastic. How are you? Happy New year almost. It's new. Year's Eve, New Year. New Year's Eve Eve is when we're recording. How are your holidays? FA La La La La La La. Very good. Don't know what that means, but good. OK. I don't either. I don't either, it was my birthday member the last time we

were recorded. When I was a crappy friend for not saying happy birthday. You know, it's whatever. No. I. Think you forgot mine too? So we're. Definitely not when axe throwing and then with the homies, because it's also my the homie, the quant out here, My best friend from first grade, his birthday's the same day. So we all went axe throwing and they got some sushi afterwards. Chilled with the fam on Christmas, played a little bit of poker came up. What else?

I was gonna say you sent me some some good stat lines from your. Oh, I showed you, yeah, the the tournaments, the tournaments you're preaching tournaments online. But now I went and played in person as well, got into like a bomb pot where everybody puts in $5 and then they they deal out the flop before anybody bets. And they changed the format and these sit and goes online that I'm playing where there's a bomb pot every eight hands. So I've been playing a lot of

bomb pots lately. And so I have a strategy with it and I was already up like, so I'm up till like 100 and like 60, right? I bought in 100. Bompa comes, I get dealt 232423 or 2424 and then there's, OK, let's say I got dealt 2-3, there's an ace A4 and some other card that's on the flop, right? Yeah, somebody bets $10, two other people call. I call the guy to my left goes all in $57 and then the guy to his left calls.

Everybody else folds. Now it's just me left and it's 47 more dollars for me. And I've, I'm, I'm looking for a 5 to catch a straight, but I do the math. And so I have a 20% chance. There are 16% chance to hit this card. 16% chance. I did the math. 47 bucks goes in. There's all there's already. So that to begin with, there's $45.00 because we all put in five plus there's like another 40 because the people call 10 plus there's a noun 114 because the two guys put in 57.

So I call boom, 5 comes out on the turn. I go all in, put the other guy all in, clean up everything like 300 bucks. Damn nice, very good. I'm glad to see that you're getting back. Oh, that's almost a wild thing to say. It's so good to see you're gambling again. But there is a mode, a tunnel vision that you have when you're playing that it's very healthy for you to play. Not that you're like a degenerate gambler, but it's but like you view it in such a way that it's like a mental

challenge to you. It's not like it's less of a game of chance and it's more of you like grinding it out, getting to the you know what I'm like. It's like for me, like in my profession, like I like difficult. I like chaos. I like lots of problems. I like because my brain is firing in a million miles a minute and you know that just as good as anybody and it always has. So for me, more someone would get burned out or get tired of

the constant Barack of problems. For me, it's like a problem where I can solve it and I just have to figure it out. And my brain moves so quickly, it moves just as fast as the problems come. So it actually works out perfectly because it keeps me from being like too crazy. You know, when works calm, really calm. It's like, I'm looking for shit to fix. I'm looking for things to do. You know what? And then I'll be like, OK, So what? I got to find another tough thing to do.

And that's you with poker as you view it to where you sit there and you're like, OK, what are my odds of winning this? And you like cycle through all these things. You have an order of operations and it's healthy for you mentally because it lets you get that out in like a constructive way. And get paid. Well, and you make money doing it, but everybody, everybody should have something like that. And not everybody's going to have like poker be like, hey, this is a constructive critical

thinking tool. Like I'm going to go gamble. That's not most people. That's not even me. I don't even I like I mean, I guess when it comes to dice, I have my own strategy, but even then it's still more of a game of chance to like poker. There's less skill involved. There isn't playing the board. But even then it's like some, you know, everybody's only play evens around the play odds.

Everybody's got some stupid bullshit that makes them feel lucky as we're with cards like you can outplay like the house or the hand or the people around you and there's a competitiveness to it that's different that I don't enjoy. I don't enjoy doing that with my money. Yeah, I shook like the kid. So the kid on my left was 21, present to my right, 82 year old grandma. Give it up game game. I'm trying to get paid. Yeah, and I shook the kid next to me like he had.

So he, he had, he had pocket jacks and caught trips, but there was 4 spades on the board and he didn't have a spade. And two people are like that, like 20 bucks. But there's like a lot of money in the pot already. And he shows me his his hand and he folds and I was like, well, like in the middle of the hand, like we're talking about this because these it ends up taking longer. These guys end up going all that I go, I go, well, I was like, if

you get a full house, like. And he goes, yeah, but what are the chances of that? And then I was like, let me do the math on that. And it I was, it was he had, it was a 36% chance that he would get a full house. And then the river comes out and he got a full house. He was like, and I go, how much was the bet? And it was like 20 bucks. And I'm like, oh, and then he

was like, he felt like an idiot. And he's like, yeah, but and then, and then I just knew I had him until after that that like fact that I could like calculate the percentage of that, tell him that he should have called. And then it hits. And then and then eventually he was the one who bought the $57 in the bomb pot that I took. That's brutal, but just life advice. Everybody should have something that they do that's difficult, but they're they want to get good at and they can't get good at.

But it doesn't have anything to necessarily do with your like day-to-day, you know, like your see your outlet seems to be poker. Some people it's a guitar, some people it's cycling. I'm a cycling. I like yard work. I like things that are challenging and isolating because I'm surrounded by people

all the time. Not 36 percent, 18%, sorry. 18 yeah, that would be crazy odds to get a full house you'd be like you just 36% you'd just be. Like 30%, it would be 36% after the flop and then it goes down to 18 because he all he had left was the river. Yeah. But still, that's like that's one in five. You just need the board to pair up. So you didn't see it, but because you know, it happened twice. The third time got banned on the gram and on the and I try I unlinked them thinking I've read

like, oh, you unlink them. Nah, brah. Now that they all own each other and it's all owned by the same parent company. If you're banned on one, you're banned on all of them. So I was banned again, community violation didn't do anything. I put in this is on Chris's at midnight. This is all this is like around 10:30 on Christmas Eve. Somebody got somebody got me banned on Christmas Eve. I file an appeal, same thing. I wake up and I'm back in like. There has to be.

There has to be something now at this point where they're like somebody keeps like spam reporting this account and they're just got to be ignoring it. Like they have to because it's like dude you just checked it a week ago and then like 6 days later I got banned. Again, you might, you might become like spam proof, like you might be able to like eventually like they're gonna, it's gonna be like the little boy who cried wolf toward like, like, no, it's just somebody fucking with this guy.

He doesn't do anything wrong and then now you can just get away with shit. You could just do shit wrong, but they're not going to look into it because they looked into it so many times and you've been clean so many times. Now you just have. Now you just have an X-rated account and then get away with it. Like, I mean, whoever is like search, I hope you like my meme game, my real game. My algorithm's wild, but I don't send anything that's not on your app already.

So it's like, what the fuck are we talking about? But yeah, it happened again and then got back in. Normally it takes like almost 48 hours. Like they take their sweet ass time. Dude, I woke up like I was going to sleep and I woke up and I was back in. I was there. It's like they sent the same e-mail, like, oh, we got it wrong. Sorry. We'll, we'll be better next time.

But I was like, that was fast. Like they're just like, or they have people just slaving in a way in there on like Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, like, or I was like, you don't get to go home till you finish going through all the banned accounts and this dude's just sitting there like super quick.

So it happened again. And then work's been crazy super busy and there was just, you know, we'll talk about it off air, but major shake up, you know, can't really, I'm not going to say very much about it. I would just say how you treat people's important, how you go about talking to people. I don't know, It's this has been such an interesting year. It ends soon. So it started out decent, then I was like, I was going to be buying a house, but then had a

very serious loss. So there was a very, some of the most depressing times I've had in about the past, like I don't know, 8 to 10 years have been in the same 12 month period. And then kind of figuring out ways to come out of it, changing my perspective on certain stuff. It's been such an interesting year. 2025 was wild, really tough. Lot of dubs, lots of LS, but fucking crazy year. Crazy fucking year. Tell me about I was supposed to get an MRI last week on my shoulder.

Got prescribed Xanax cause oh wow I'm claustrophobic. OK. So I popped the Xanax pop. The Xanny. Yeah, I picked it up on the way and popped it in the car. Pulled up, waited. They were like 25 minutes late. Pulled me in, asked me if my penis is metal 'cause it's an MRI. I'm like, no. And they're like, but you had surgery on your penis, do you have a card saying that? And I go no. And guess what? Do you have a card saying your penis is not metal? That's. I swear to.

I am not kidding. I mean. I go no, I didn't know that I needed that. I was like, there's a card like what? Like I like a members only card, like for my penis. And I said that like and guess what, we're in the same fucking building as Doctor Yang's office, the urology. I go, dude, this is Yang Gang's office. They're upstairs. Let me go get the card and they're like, OK, I go upstairs, I explained to the person at the desk. Need that card.

It says my Dick ain't metal. You didn't give me one last time. OK, that's crazy. I have to say this to the president, the receptionist. She goes, OK, could you go sit down, let me go find out. 1520 minutes goes by. She comes out into like the lobby and like tells me that the card that I need is at the hospital where the surgery was performed, not there at the Yang Gang office. So I have to go to the hospital, but it's not far. But any but I had to then now

reschedule the MRI. And so now I'm doing the MRI tomorrow. So I'm going to take Xanax again, but tomorrow on New Year's Eve. This time, though, they told me I have to come if I'm going to take the Xanax and become an hour early and I need somebody to drive me home. So I'm going to tell him, said I didn't take the Xanax because I don't want to show up an hour early and I don't want to have to like get driven home, but I'm going to take the Xanax. What do you think about that?

It's a bad idea. I think saying that out loud it's a bad idea. I mean, I just, I just took the Xanax like the last week. I'm going to get the MRI, but I was fine. Like it's like a baby amount. It's like 1/2 milligram shit. Like I'm probably going to freak out in the MRI machine because it's like not enough. That's tight though, that you got to car that says your Dick's not metal be like cause and then if anybody asks why you can they're going to be so much slower.

Be like, because there was this suspicion that it was and we had the, we had the. Like for real. The guy was like, no, he's like, he goes, I'm not putting you in the machine unless you could prove to me that it's not. I go what? Awesome. Prove to me I was like I was like, just 'cause it's hard doesn't mean it's metal, homie. Prove to me it's not a machine like it's. I had to do that. I I my are. You Dick certified on a Cyborg. But Dick certified to get an MRI bro.

That's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy talk. Well, that's good. And then, yeah, we normally stream on a shit ton of platforms and they change the structure of what I use. So I guess I could change it or I could just up my subscription. Oh yeah, I was going to, somebody was asking me and I was like, yeah, it's like YouTube, Facebook. And I was like, I think Twitch but I forget if we still do it and then. Twitch kick video on four. We could do it on Instagram.

I but then to do it on Instagram, you got to switch the IT has to be on a professional business page is how you can go live. So I'll have to change the structure of my page or make a new page and do it there. So I'm trying debating on what. I want just do it from the talk shit page all. Right then we'll have to you'll have to give me like the stream key and shit like that.

But yeah, that's why we can get that figured out because then you'll have to link that to to this and then we could do it on both. That's fine, but I'm down with that. I mean, it's not in the articles because I try not to make it all about just like Trump being an idiot. But you saw that he's getting the peace, the Israeli Peace Prize. Yeah, I heard that on like my mom watching Fox News the other day. First I'm like I go and I just.

Person on Israelite to get it in like 80 years or some goofy shit. It's like, what are we doing? Like? I walk a criminal. And I was like, Oh my God, Donald Trump's so cool. He got that prize. And she started laughing. Like he doesn't like what are we like? What are we doing? But it's the weirdest shit. Don't even worry about it, it's awesome. How am I not much deserved coming from a A?

Whenever he flies to America, he has to circumvent European airspace because he'll get detained and arrested the war criminal. Bibi. Netanyahu. Yeah, TT Netanyahu fucking that idiot can't even land in Europe without giving a rest to go anywhere. And that's the person giving you a Peace Prize. The guy who's been carpet bombing a 26 mile area like what, 26 miles long? And like what? Like 5 miles? Wide, literally the size of Malibu.

They call it like 26 miles of beauty of like scenic beauty. Like when you like it says that on the sign. It's just Malibu, dude, that's all. I drove through Malibu. I was like, this Is it like I was confused? Yeah, I was like, this is kind of lame. That's Gaza dude. But but then I was on the beach slam 2 million people in there and and a million of them are are kids. Oh, yeah, that's what the average age is like under the age of 18, like, But yeah, like, you know that.

Thanks for the Peace Prize. Thanks, man. Because you're the best judge of who's peaceful and he's not. He's like, hey, you are not as big as a murderer as me. So here is a Peace Prize. But you, you got close. You slick some of this. Wait. Wait till Venezuela. Got close. We tried. I said BB, I'm coming for your number. Putting up MJ stats that guy is. Well, if you count, if you count all the people they killed, like by eliminating USAID, then he's up there. Yeah. Those numbers are out.

That's like in the hundreds. That was a legacy play. It's going to be in the millions. It's KG staying with the Timberwolves. I did it for the city. Like fucking dude, that I, when I saw that I blew my fucking mind. There's so much. Blow your mind. It's like he got the fucking piece.

It's so. It's I get it, but like that's FIFA, that's FIFA, that's Apple, that's all these like corporations and hold on, those are all these like corporations trying to buddy up buddy up to him being like, hey, mate, you know, like play favor to him. So they get like what? Not pay, not be tariffed, not have shit happen to them specifically. So that's all self-serving. BB and him are just both schmucks. They're both fucking assholes and they're like murderers.

And like the head of FIFA's not. No, but in a completely different class. He's just in in charge of a soccer federation. That's like saying like. Corrupt shit dude. How many people died building like the Qatari stadiums? Yeah, but you can blame Qatar just as much as you can blame FIFA, because Qatar allows that They have. The FIFA allowed it to be in Qatar. No I know, that's what I'm saying. It's like Qatar, it's the hand

that rocks the cradle. These two motherfuckers are just like 2 weirdos hanging out by a cradle. Like you know what I'm saying? Like they're not either. There's no hand rock in the There's no. It's like they're both just weirdos in the room near a. Cradle and they're. Giving each other, they're giving each other prizes, that is. That is like Jeffrey Epstein giving Prince Andrew an award. You'd be like, what? Like hold on, Like it wouldn't, you know, humanitarian probably happened.

Yeah, humanitarian of the year with his work, with his work in the community, with children, he'd be like, are you serious? Did you did Jeffrey Epstein really just give Prince Andrew that prize? That's basically but like for being peaceful? I don't know. It's so fucking crazy. And he did it because it's and he's doing it because it's satiate something in Trump. Like he's so fucking weird. They're just too weird ass old

dudes. All these weird ass old people need to get out of our government, man. They just sort of it's it's so exhausting and they're super weird. I know that I was keep repeating that but I'm I'm for some reason. I'm trying to be nice about it and don't. Want to say they're always weird? Think about all the dictators. Like fucking Hitler used to shit on his niece and and lock her in the room, you know? And like, do math. But not even just that.

I'm talking about just like these, this, like this generation, how long they've been in government, how long they've held on to power. It's just weird. They're all weird. They're all weird as fuck. Like Marjorie Taylor Green's weird, but she's weird in a different way than like Chuck Schumer's fucking weird, you know what I'm saying? And he, Chuck Schumer's weird in a different way than like Bobs or Marjorie Taylor Green. And they're younger, so they're a little.

Bit weird but Bobs is real dawg. Isn't she in? She's in a bunch of trouble right now for like some illegal like campaign fund accusations from Kid Rock. Don't you worry about it. From Kid Rock Kid Rock is trapped in a scandal. What have we done? Citizens United Kid Rock can, just as a company, give money to people to vote in his best interest. What are Kids Rock? Kid Rock, if you want the Bob with the Bubs, then Bob with the Bubs, yeah.

True wants to get it handy over the pants handy and a you know, a street rendition of Rent. Weird, weird backdrop to be. You know, you don't let me do sexual things during the movie Rent, but you know. I have a there's AI have a sticker, you know, like on your iPhone. Yeah. And it's it's Kid Rock giving it over the pants handy to to to the the Midget. But but then my buddy replaced the midget's face with the quant's face, and then I replaced my Kid Rock's face with

my face. So it's me giving it over there as Kid Rock giving it over to that. So that's weird that you said that. Yeah, that is a little bit weird. I like that you how like it was made to make fun of him and then you're just like and then I put. My face, I know, I know. And then I'm like, what am I doing? Like like I put myself in there giving the hand job bro. It was hilarious. Hopefully that happens in real life. What the fuck? Dude, I just sent, I just sent it to you.

And it's like, whatever you want to do, man. But lately I've been making reactions and stickers out of people that like are in like my day-to-day. So like at work, like some one of these guys I'm working with, he's like the other half of what I do. He like runs the other half of it. And he's fucking awesome. And I got this great picture of him and then he sent me some texts later and I replied with reaction of a picture of himself. And then he's just like, what the fuck?

I like, Oh yeah. I can turn anything into it. So I'll like I'll, I'll, I'll make one of you, I'll find one of your, I'll snatch on your Facebook pictures and turn it into a reaction for you. Or don't. No, I'm going to now. I talked to my attorney. OK, I will all. Right, you ready for therapy questions? You sent it to me, Jesus Christ. Today I switched it up on therapy questions. You did. This is an all who wins therapy round. Quite the picture, by the way. Thank you. Thank you.

It's still there. Oh, no, they're just no, no thank you neither. Just just a statement. I. Mean you're the one who said that with the pants handy. You're the one giving 1 to a Midget that you've known your whole life. So I've known this Midget since first. Grade same birthday. So I feel bad for him, man. Sometimes I just give him a hand job, you know, help him out. Just look it up for my brother. No idea why I put my face on. Yeah, that's what makes it weird.

It took me months before I said that to anybody. I made it and I was like what am I doing? When you realize you made a mistake by saying that to anyone, you're like oh wow, steps backwards of this relationship and anybody else I say this to. Great. Good to know. Yeah, OK, Therapy Question number one. Who wins? 25 untrained humans versus one medieval knight in full armor. Knight has a sword. Humans have fear. Humans have fear. Well, they're all humans. Medieval knight.

I mean, if he has a sword, he could definitely take him out. Yeah, but if you once you got on him, if you got on to him, if you have all 25 people ran at him at once at the same speed, he couldn't stop them all. That's like, that's really what it is. It's a that's a sheer number. Now, if it was like 1 medieval knight versus 10 people, I'd probably, it'd be closer, but I'd probably, I might take the knight. But that's just too many people.

25 people is a lot of fucking people, man, running at you, especially if they're just like varying sanction sizes. Yeah, they're going to be if you're in circled, if they're running head on at him, then he might stand a little bit more of a chance, but he's but it just if he's standing there and they are encircled him and they're just if they're run at him one by one the night, this is going to take him out like individually, they can't fuck with the guy, the collective.

They figure out we're going to gang tackle this dude, he's fucked and then someone's going to take a sword and just stab him. So 25 it's got to be the 25 untrained humans and untrained is like dangerous. Like I was like damn near Ferrell dude out here. You're about to fight 25 people who don't know how to wipe their own ass. Like that's some scary shit bro, like not. Even that's what it means by untrained, I think. Maybe. I don't know. We don't know.

They're just not trained. Not trained in what? I don't know That's true. Normal ways. I think, I think it's a statement on like the lack of trade schools out here, you know, in the states. Be in a room with 25 people who like, you know what I'm saying? Like, don't know how to put on their own pants, you know, and they're like normal functioning people. They don't know how to put on pants. You are terrified. How is that a normal functioning person if they don't know how to put on pants?

Well, then it just says untrained. So we don't know how I'm assuming that. I'm assuming that it's not that, you know, we're not throwing out like it's not like you're being attacked by 25 special needs people. Then you're definitely going to lose. Like that's not going to. That's not even close. Because of retard strength.

Oh Jesus Christ, no, I'm just saying that there is like there's if they're untrained, they're untrained in something so untrained in fighting, then yeah, I'd still take them because they're just going to bum rush you. You can't take them all out. There's no way, not with the sword. It's too close quarters.

You need like a bow staff and even then someone just grab on your back, choke you the fuck out if somebody grabs you and slows you down and then they're all just going to run on you and just start pummeling you. That would be a terrible way to die and beat up by 25 undrained. People while you're in full

armor. Because it would be slow because they're not trained, like they'd be figuring out how to punch like as it went on. So at first you'd be like laughing about it. And then one of them would get you and you'd be like, ah, fucker. Like it would like. And then it would start to add up. And they'd be like, hey, you know, this is how you do it. Because 25 people on you, they could take their time. Therapy question #2 Who wins? One gorilla versus 1 grizzly bear versus one polar bear.

Neutral arena, no alliances. The gorilla is probably the strongest out of the group and arguably the most agile. Like a movement bears going to be pretty stationary. Yeah, if you're in like a Sprint. Go 40 miles an hour faster than a car. Running in a straight line, that's like saying crocodiles are can catch a can beat a human in a race. They're like, yeah, but like bitch just zigzag and like it's fucked like it's going to it can't. It's made to go straight like not.

And bears, bears got some moves, but the gorillas. But I think in my opinion, gorillas probably going to be stronger. Polar bears going to be huge. Think the grizzly bear gets taken out pretty quickly. Honestly. Polar bears are no joke. They're fucking huge. That's the biggest bear. Kodiak bears, the second biggest bear, but I don't know man, I kind of got to roll gorilla. It uses its hands more.

It's going to be more agile. I think the bears are going to start fucking up each other because the gorillas are going to what, punch a bear and just be like don't. But the bear does have the claws. So that's where it, like I said, the agility comes into play because I think it could move. It's going to be quick. Like have you ever seen a gorilla like spin on its ass and all that stuff? They got some moves, bro. I don't know. What do you think? I'm going gorilla. Grizzly bear?

Why? I don't know. I feel like a grizzly bear can fuck up a polar bear. Polar bears X is like bigger like a grizzly. Yeah. Polar bears Polar bear is bigger. Polar bear is the biggest bear. A Kodiak bear is the second biggest bear. Grizzly bears are somewhere like how big is a polar bear? Are you sure? Polar bears are the biggest bear. Yeah, polar bears typically weigh from 770 to 1500 lbs. They're from 8. They're between 8 and 10 feet long, and they're 5 feet at the

shoulder in height. So if they're standing up, their shoulders are at 5 feet, about 5 feet or 1 1/2 meters. That's for a male polar bear. So they can be up to 1500 lbs. Grizzly bear. Grizzly bear males can be between 400 and 600 lbs. Yeah, yeah. While females can be 2:50 to 3:50. So it's going to be. Quick, I was fucking that up. A, a group of polar bears, like they, they don't look big when you see them and they're like moving around because they're tall. They're like really fucking

tall. So their necks are long, like they look really long. But if a polar bear were to stand up in front of you, it's 8 to 10 feet tall. That'd be fucking terrifying. So there's a lot of people that get like, like when you get attacked by a polar bear, like you don't, like you don't make it. And then what's a gorilla? See a gorillas can be up to £600 and they stand at about 5511 to 6 feet tall. OK, I'll go with Gorilla as well.

And they have like the and they can run up to 25 miles an hour. Like yeah gorillas are fucking much stronger. A chimp or a gorilla? Gorillas are significantly stronger than chimps and chimps are. Chimps are insanely strong. They can be 4 to 6 times more powerful. So size of weight lifting a punch can lift. A gorilla can lift far more and deliver punches with immense force up to 2700 lbs of force.

The bite force is around 1300 PSI, so if it punches you, it's going to punch you with a ton plus £700 worth of force behind it. They like if it just punched a grizzly bear and knock it the fuck out in a way that a grizzly that like a grizzly can't punch it. It's going to paw and claw and scratch and try to grab it and it's going to get close and a gorilla's going to be like, get the fuck off me. Like especially a grizzly bear. They're about the same size. Like it's a polar bear could do

damage. But like I said, I think the gorilla is just faster. Like the gorills go fuck it up dude. That. I wouldn't want to watch that though, that'd be gruesome and shit. Yeah, I wouldn't want. To watch it either, No, that's some like Russian. Russian. Pay-per-view, Russian pay-per-view, gulag, shit like today we have grizzly bear, we have from the Arctic polar bear hole and from where the chocolate people come from. We have gorilla, they have, they

call this wild chocolate man. Gorilla. I do not know why he's normal. He's normal African man. They're like Jesus, like I think I'm at the wrong place. We start thinking bets like, never mind, I'm in the right fucking place. That's what I'm talking about. And then that's what that's on you. They start calling you happy pee. Yeah. Who wins there be question #320 humans versus one gorilla. But it's inside of Costco. It's still a gorilla, dude. That's a nightmare.

There's a movie coming out called Primate that's coming out pretty soon about a chimp that goes crazy and obviously you can assume like a bunch of white people keep a chimp, I guess, and it goes crazy and hurts people. Well, there's. Man, there's you chimp crazy. Yeah, there's chimp now. There's like a horror movie coming out called Primate this summer. Mark Wahlberg. Hey, I just bought home this monkey, you guys. Is that really what he's a he's? A Listen to my rap album. He's in it.

No he's not. I'm not. That's what it so fooled you. Gobi Burgers at my family's spot. Well, it's like I don't, I don't have a Costco membership. They're building 1 by the by the crib under under, under duress, under controversy by the city. But is there like a Walmart? Do they sell guns? No, they do not sell guns. I'm sure they would if they could. But if you're going to a classical, an Academy is probably like right around the corner because Academy is like you want ammo.

Like they have like a season pass for getting ammo, like any place where you can per any shopping goods store where you can renew your fishing license. That's in Texas is California. True true. Hey man, Trump train goes everywhere. No gorillas going to destroy Primates are scary. Period. All right. Well, last one's the primate. There'd be question #4 who wins? 20 humans versus one chimp in a children's playground. That's a horrifying backdrop.

The chimp probably wins 20. Humans might be able to take out a chimp, but chimps are. I mean you watch chimp crazy like what's with all what's with all that you picking up picking all these people to lose to primates? Dude, like what are you talking about? Chimps are so vicious that the people that wouldn't make it out of that would be like if you did survive 20 versus 1 chimp like it would, it would not be the same.

I've seen interviews with these. People I've seen interviews with the Beyond that, I've seen the interviews. With those people, you'd be like Nick Cage. I want his face to come off. Your face will come off. Lots of people's wood there because they're all, I think it's like a dominance thing where like they try, it's really as well what they'll first do is they like they'll rip your balls off so they'll castrate you. That's something that they do is

whenever they fight. So that's something to like take you out of like the chain like that. And then yeah, they're just vicious. Like they they'll bite you. Like what's a Gorillaz with 1700 PSI? A chimps is 13 and a gorilla. A chimp could still punch you with like 500 lbs of force or something. Nah man, I'm not fucking with. That I mean, I, I like a little biting, you know? And a full grown male chimp is pretty big. You always see little baby chimps.

A full grown man I didn't see. Little baby chimps. Who's the chimp that went went missing that she was hiding? Oh, Travis. Yeah. Yeah, Travis was a big crate. He was big dude. And he was. He was also the R word. It was like psycho and like Spaz and she got arrested again. Something with something with chimps, something weird, something weird with chimps. But she got arrested again. Yeah, that's. You know, she might get party because she actually. I love Chim Crazy.

That girl did nothing wrong. She tried to talk to the city, they made the worst deal I've ever seen. Tried to take Travis from her. He's a good chimp. He's a little slow, but that doesn't mean he's bad. I mean, we have lots of slow people. The radical left Democrats are a little slow. Nah, some. Of them look like chimps, not saying who. No, he's saying wow dude, like it keeps getting ratcheted. But the Somalis? Yeah, now it's the Somalis. Like it's just like, damn.

Which we're. Gonna do shout out Somalia Shout out Somalia land. Apparently he got recognized by Israel separatist state he. Literally is like, they're all pirates. Like he said something like they're all pirates. I was like. I'm the captain now, Trump. That's crazy talk. Are you serious, Trump? And then it's and it's like if you want to escape the Somali pirates and the crime and poverty of Somalia, it's like, no, you're from there, so you can't come here. That's what I want to escape.

No, that's crazy. Bro, they just revoked the refugee status of 300 S Sudanese. There's a civil war in Sudan going on right now, a mass genocide going on in and they're like not safe now. You guys can go back. It's 300 people. You guys got to go back. It's fucking crazy. And like, regardless of why they fled, some of them fled because they're like, hey, like I told you where that dude was that you guys like killed with SEAL Team 7, like you. Sorry, you need to go back now. That's crazy.

Oh, makes me cringe deep inside. But yeah, no, if it was a gorilla versus a chimp gorilla, hold on. I'm going to look up because see, this is where because grizzly bears are just a. See a Kodiak bear? The males can get up to 1400 lbs. So that's a pretty big fucking bear. The Kodiak bear, which is a species of brown bear, one of the largest land carnivores on earth. Exclusively finding the Kodiak of Alaska.

So there's a really crazy fucking good movie called The Edge and it's got Anthony Hopkins and it's got, Oh my God, what's his name? Alec Baldwin in it. And they go on this like hiking trip. It's also got the black guy from Romeo and Juliet. He's also in a bunch of other stuff now, but he plays Marcusio and Romeo and Juliet with the dreads.

They go out in the woods and they encounter this like Kodiak bear and it tries to kill them and like Alec Baldwin's been like fucking Anthony Hopkins is like wife or something and he was. They like end up like battling and they're trying to fight this bear and they end up fighting each other. It's a crazy fucking movie with this big ass bear chasing Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin through the woods for like 2 hours. It's pretty great. Shut up, Baldwin.

And the black guy dies first, so we'll just get that out. A little dude. I mean, you didn't have to, I assumed. That's not even a spoil. That's not a spoiler. Black man in the woods of Alaska running from a bear with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. Unless it's Will Smith. He's got to go. He's Yeah, It's got to go. It's true. Sorry. Man. Yeah, and his, and like everyone else, like, yeah, his death's pretty brutal too. So it's just like, it's early.

You're like, oh, that was quick, you need to take a break. Let's take a break. OK, we will be back in a second with our tickles. We'll be right back and we are back for the top. Thanks. In classic Joseph fashion, First article. Hold on a second. And we'll bring up the page. Thieves drill into a German bank fault and steal 10s of millions of EUR versus the worth of property. Fuck yeah because it's a robbery that I'm not that mad about

because no one got hurt. Thieves stole 10s of millions of EUR worth of property from safety deposit boxes inside a German bank vault that they drilled into Monday during the holiday lull. Some 2700 bank customers were affected by the by the theft in Glens. Glenson, Kirchen. Glenson, Kirchen. Police Yeltsin. Yeltsin. Yeltsin Kirchen. That's a shitty name, man. That's to live there. Where do you live? Yeltsin, Kirchen. Careful dude, Germany's like one

of our topless. I'm just saying that's a shitty name. Sorry man. Police said that at the Spark Sparkassi Sparkassi SPRSPARKASSE Bank, Sparkassi Bank said Thomas Nawalczyk, a police spokesman, said investigators believe that the theft was worth between 10 and 90 million euros, or 11. That's a big ass range. Yeah, 11.7 to $105.7 million I. Mean no safety deposit boxes. So like, people did get hurt bro. There's a no well, yes, I just felt like physically hurt.

OK, like I'm done. When you take the cash from the bank, that's fine. It's been shared by the government, well at least in America. But when you're taking like heirlooms and shit like. That what if there was like, what if you steal a bunch of safety deposit boxes and you find some shit that proves that somebody who owns the safety deposit box is like the serial killer that everybody's been looking for.

And by pointing out that the serial that they are a serial killer, you would then expose the fact that you took the safety deposit box. But if you don't say anything, more people are going to die, dog. Then I I think you know what the answer is, you have to go kill the serial killer. Oh, Plan C. Like now it's your responsibility to end the cycle because either you sacrifice yourself, turn yourself in and expose them, or you just take things in your own hands.

And since you're the kind of person that's robbing banks, I think you're the type of person to take things into your own hands. And you would have to come up with like, because when it was, because if you got caught, let's say you got caught murdering this guy, you would, you know, you would know that he is a serial killer. So you'd have to be able to like prove it, You know what I'm saying? Like like I killed him because

he was the serial killer. I mean, couldn't you just anonymously send in whatever you found, like to the Police Department? Yeah, but I mean, I feel like no tips, anonymous, if you call that shit in, they could be like, we trace that phone call. We know exactly who fucking called this. Well, if you're getting away with bank robberies, maybe you know a way. You got AVPN dog? Damn, I didn't even think about that. By the way, shout out to our sponsor. Not Lord VPN sponsors your boys,

but there's a picture. Of your boys. There's a picture of it up that's pretty crafty, and there's a shit ton of boxes. Open a fire alarm, summon police officers and firefighters. Firefighters to the branch shortly before 4:00 AM. Monday. They found a hole in the wall and the vault ransacked, but police believe the largest drill was used to breakthrough the vault's basement wall. No shit. That hole's like perfectly bored. I think they used a drill like Nah, they had Superman and he

used his laser eyes. Bitch, what are you talking about? Obviously they bored a hole through the wall. Witnesses told investigators they saw several men carrying large bags in a nearby parking garage over the weekend. Video footage from the garage shows masked people inside a stolen van early on Monday. It's about 120 miles outside of Frankfurt. Fuck yeah. Love a good bank robbery, never going to be mad at it. Love a good heist. Love a good sticking it to the man.

I hope their shit's insured. If you lost your grandma's brooch, that is kind of fucked. So obviously there is a violation of privacy when it comes to safety deposit boxes. Not the most most ethical thing you could rob from a bank, but it falls in the category. Tip my hat.

A tip of the hat. Because my grandma, somebody stole, tried to steal my grandma's safe deposit box and they found out like my mom and like her brother, like had to like, like deal with it. And they like ended up getting it back. But yeah. Oh, that shit's fucked. So I mean, yeah, obviously you don't want that happening. Not cool, but kind of bad ass. Drill in a hole in the wall. Like that's like, I'm just saying like there's a lot of timing, planning, there's a lot

of forethought. That's admirable. There's a dedication to a successful heist that I appreciate. There's probably a dedication to a successful kill like a serial killer you appreciate man, that's. Cross line, No, because no, because then somebody else gets hurt. I appreciate the hunt for a serial killer. I appreciate like I would love to be like if I wouldn't want to be like a beat cop, but a homicide detective or AUS Marshall and like go chase down fucking bad guys.

That would be tight because it's like, why the US marshals looking for you? You did some shit. It's not a. Question, but you used to now. Now you're probably just brown. No, they still have ice for that. I think they have warrants. Most of the time US Marshals have a warrant, they just send ice in the guys who couldn't make it as a Marshall. But no, I mean, I'm not mad at it, but do better do the you know, the jewelry like robbing jewels at on like the tarmac

like the Pink Panther group did. And what was it, France, where they just like rolled it like rolled up onto the tarmac whenever the plane landed and they were offloading diamonds and they were just like, give us all your shit. And then they got out of the airport, just drove through the gate onto the tarmac. This rolled. Up. Yeah. Who else did that? DMX pretended like he was an FBI agent while he was on coke with coke on him. And he like, yeah, he did a bunch of shit.

He was at the airport with a bunch of blow to do something and then like. And then got an impersonated an FBI he had. To steal someone's car. He was like, I'm an FBI agent, give me your car and like took someone's car under the falls and like a badge and shit. Started barking. Yeah, that's epic. Well, my dog's head. And that's snitch, get it? And that's Snitch. Get it? I'll bring it back it's going give it to you when he's done with it Nah but shout out shut up.

I just saw that was like fuck yes. So this is a big deal that's going on right now. GOP caucus directed YouTube to Minnesota A professor explains why it went viral. So right now, there's this big thing going on. FBI did a bunch of raids of this daycare, of this Somali daycare system. Before we get into this article, what are your thoughts on all of this stuff? Right. Now, so I'm like only half versed on this.

I knew that Trump was bitching about Somali refugees in Minnesota. That's that's like where the big diaspora is of Somalis in this country. Then I missed and then I saw like a couple clips of people talking like making jokes about the Somali daycare center. Then I overheard Fox News talking about like a billion dollars or $8 billion scam or something. And then I just didn't know if it was true or not.

But so you tell me. So from what I understand there was this YouTube his name is. What's his name? So it's annoying. Nick Shirley, he posted a video over the weekend titled I investigated Minnesota's Billion dollar fraud Scandal. So one of them, this one video, he's standing in front of the Learning Center, it says leering center, it's missing an end. That's like I saw that. I didn't know if that was real or what what it was. And there's somebody outside, don't open the door, they're

going to call ICE. There's like 2 random old, there's like 2 old people out front. But apparently, yeah. So these daycares are getting loans, are getting grants to operate within the state and they don't have kids. So they're they're, they're operating under the false presentus of having like 150 kids or 90 kids or whatever. And that doesn't exist.

And they're securing these loans like, do you know, over like the one of them, this one, I think the leering center somewhere between like 2 and $4 million worth of grants, allegedly. So that's really what it is, is, but it's centered around Somalis, which is already the topic, a hot topic of conversation that the Somali population in Minnesota is scamming the government out of money for these fake daycare centers. Now, is that provable beyond

belief to be seen? Are people presenting arguments that this might be happening? Sure. Is it probably just happening in this state? If it is absolutely not like that's, I mean, doesn't matter what ethnicity you are, if there's a way to hustle the government, I mean, because that's like making a joke about black people in PPP loans like and ripping people off with

that. Like there's a million different, but there's those are not the only people that got arrested for PPP loan fraud, you know? There was like $100 billion. They got that and they have barely arrested anybody or got any of the money back. Shout out, shout out. I have a shout out to my dad runs a business sold out that is applied for his PPP loans all by himself and did a whole process in the legal paperwork and accounting work and got approved and then got it forgiven and

never had to pay it back. So shout out. Thanks Trump. Thanks, Obama. I, I heard some, somebody was talking, I was like in a group of people yesterday, somebody was saying that they bought their nephew like a skateboard for like 187 dollars and he's like, that's high. And I'm like, I feel like my skateboard was like 150 when I got out when I was in high school. I, you know, like built it. Yeah, skateboards were not cheap. Yeah. And then saw the guy was like,

yeah, 187 is high. Thanks, Biden. He was like, serious. I'm like, God damn, I just started laughing. I'm like. He's coming for skateboards. I'm like, what? Razor scooters are necks. They're gonna triple. It's like they're from the scooter from The Sharper Image magazine that went public. What are you talking about bro? Thanks, Biden. Yeah, thanks. But I say that all the time. I'm like, thank you Obama. Or I just like I. Say thanks to Obama all the time

too. Like but like that's funny, but like the thanks Biden, I just thought was I was like, wow, dude, that's funny. No, or I like to say like really aggressively, like Obama 2028 and give people crazy and like he's coming back. Don't call it a comeback. If we're going third term for third term, let's go third term for third term. 33 more terms. I just like say random shit like like what the fuck? We're coming, we're coming for you. Watch your back.

Michelle's going to run and he's going to be VP and then she's going to resign and then he'll be president. And Biden's going to be speaker of the House. You know why? Because he won't talk. We don't need him to. He talks the best. Yeah, he's got the best words. We we finally beat Medicare. Yeah, they finally did it. Shout out. Where's my ice cream? OK, so in a viral video over the weekend, YouTube travels to Minnesota knocking on doors accusing Somali owned daycare centers of fraud.

House Speaker Lisa Dumuth said Monday that her caucus steered YouTube creator Nick Shirley to a daycare to daycare sites in Minnesota. Those featured in his wildly viewed video have been a part of a state administrative administrative administered what the fuck child care program using federal money, although some recently had operations or payments suspended. This video was shared by Vice President JD Vance. Of course, Cash Patel old lazy eye said he was aware of the video and the FBI is

investigating. The move said the attention from federal officials is deserved. Fraud needs to end in the state, she said. And if it's and if this is what it takes since there's since there's been in in action by our current governor, then this is where we are at. The demanded that the state officials release inspection data into certain daycare centers and she pushed from for more unannounced state or site visits.

Tim Wall said the payments were suspended when fraud is suspected border Broader examinations of suspicious billing claims are in progress and it is among the Republicans challenging Walls in the governors race. University of Minnesota media law professor Jane Curtly said the video is flashy but not meaty. There's there aren't a lot of facts to back up the claims.

It's a lot of rhetoric put it put with relatively little substance behind it. She spoke with NPR news host Clay Masters about why this video and others like it are going viral in the media ecosystem. The YouTube saying he uncovered fraud in the Minnesota in Minnesota, But media outlets like KSP or is this what he's talking about? Also, Trump just now has revoked all the funding for children to Minnesota because of this.

Do what now? Trump's just revoked all fund federal funding for like children in Minnesota. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, he just did that. The YouTube says he is uncovering new fraud in Minnesota, but the media outlets like KSTP reported more than a year ago that there were some 62 investigations into Minnesota child care centers. NPR has reported about fraud at child care Centers for more than a decade and has been following the Feeding Our Future case from the beginning.

Can we talk about just some just elements? Can you talk about some of the elements that were at play here? It's predicted on what I would call a kernel of truth in small cases. But it also enrages a fair amount of fear mongering, the use of really explosive terminology, references to violence in the suggestion essentially that the world's going to hell in a handbasket and only President Trump and his supporters can defend us from

this onslaught. It's a lot of relative rhetoric with relatively little substance behind it. He also, I think, sufficiently relying on an individual who's identified as David. We see him in the video, but he's never given any other identification, identification in terms of his full name or what his research is or how he's collected the information. He claims that he has a he has waves. He has as he waves around documents. Oh, so he's just a holding up

shit and shaking it at people. All these things I think again, have the earmarks of not what most journalists would consider ethical journaling practices. Next question. Now this YouTube or Nick Shirley is one of a is of a new class of independent journalists with YouTube accounts whose brand is showing you what showing what they say the mainstream media is not, which is really true. I see that a lot with sports

people too. Now we'll be like, we're going to tell you all the stories that ESPN doesn't report on. Like that's all. Like that's like the whole thing. It's like this is the forgotten Nuggets of truth no one wants to talk about. Like that's like almost right. It's so kitschy at this point. Let me tell you something then. No, exactly. But that's just like, I mean, maybe, but maybe it's like 1/2 assed story, you know, mainstream is not. What do you make of this new sort of ecosystem of

information? Well, in some aspects, it reminds me of Project Veritas. It was a group of individuals who, like these influencers, essentially claim they are telling you the stories that the mainstream media will not tell you. The tactics that they use are questionable and their originality of their stories I think is also questionable. There's a story in the Guardian of London about several of these individuals.

They included a statement that this particular influencer prior to the last election was talking to people that were not U.S. citizens and offering them 20 each if they would carry signs saying saying things like I love Biden when he used to do. And then he used that footage to make the claim that immigrants support Biden. That's not ethical German journalism. You're basically creating a story. You were you're not that you don't basically create a story. You you report a story, which is

true. I mean, that's what a lot of these people do, but it's true on both sides. But there's a lot. There's a period of time, I'd say this all the time, but there's a period. I'm in YouTube and it was like mommy make out day at the beach. And it was always some like hookup artist style guy. This is old school YouTube. And they'd be like, oh, we're at the beach today and we're going to see how many of these hot moms at the beach will give me a kiss.

And they would walk around and act like they're walking up to random people, but they pay actors to do it, you know? And it's like this weird like. Softcore porn on YouTube thing that was a whole pandemic. It'd be like, oh, I went to the zoo and it got sexual. I mean, just like making out with some random lady who's like holding a kid's hand is super fucking weird. It's the same thing. But like, yeah, giving people signs or, oh, I wore a Trump shirt and all these black people beat me up.

They'll go find like some homeless black dudes, be like, hey, we'll pay you each 100 bucks if you chase them down the street and they'll be like, OK. And they don't give a fuck what they're. Doing just like the Trump's for or the blacks for Trump, all those guys. Look at my black guy over there. Look at him. He's the same guy behind Trump every. Every, every time. Yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, like, how'd you get here? And then it got exposed and he stopped showing up.

And can you explain the difference between what this YouTube is doing and what more traditional journalists do? They use some techniques that investigative journalists do. Non conventional people have done important reporting over the years. I mean, going back a long way, people like Seymour Hersh uncovered many, many big government scandals because he bothered to read government documents. Shout out to him. I just watched a documentary on him that just came out.

It was by Brad Pitt's company Plan B. It's super good. It's on Netflix, check. It out he did not have a formal affiliation, so I don't suggest. Cover up. So I don't want to suggest that you have to have a card carrying journalist to do journalism. That's not true. But what I do think is lacking, yeah, What I think is lacking is, was there even an attempt made to try to verify the accuracy of what he was saying, or did they simply take him at his word?

And this is what I see missing in the work of a lot of these influencers. They have a narrative. They do everything they can to do. They do everything they can to advance that narrative, but they seem to spend little time to no time looking for the other side of the story. And that's a good, good investigative journalism has to do, or good investigative journalism. Yeah. It's not suggesting that all sides are equal or all sides are

telling the truth. But you have to explore every option, including the ones that challenge what you, what you think is the story and what you that you're planning to tell. So I mean, and that's true. So just in this conversation alone, obviously they're, they're not presenting any of this information. And if they've been looking into this for years or 62 investigations, there's not 62

Somali daycares. And that's like what I'm saying as you, you're looking, you're looking at a bigger system. If let's say that one of these daycares is committing fraud, how many daycares across Minnesota or across the across the US are committing these crimes? And I bet you it's a pretty diverse group of people that are committing these crimes. They're very similar in the fact that they're all thieves and liars, but they probably come from all different walks of life.

You know, there was a there's this big makeup ring, this big makeup ring, a theft ring where people would go in and they'd steal like a shit ton of Mac products and stuff like that. The people that they caught who were running that ring. I think we talked about it on the pod. This was like almost two years ago. I it was a super rich, well off family in like California that had in their basement at their house had like a fucking Ulta warehouse of all of the stolen stuff.

They had all these women all over the country stealing makeup and shipping it to them and then they were paying them out and then selling it in mass on the black market. And you'd think that it would be some, you know, ski, you know, be like, oh, who's this ski even ass dude who's stealing all this makeup and selling it. And it was like a rich white, a very well off rich white suburban couple. And like they're like mid to late 50s. Well, were they rich because they were stealing?

No, he he had, they had like, he had a really good job. Like they had fucking money. It was just like an extra thing. But because they have that tick, right. So you could probably find some people that are very well off run a daycare center, don't necessarily need the money, but are greedy and want it and lie about how many kids go and commit fraud that way for government funding. Fuck yeah. You don't have to be black, white, Asian, Irish, Ross. You got to bring my Irish people

into this. By Rastafarian or Pastafarian, it doesn't matter. All, all different people from all walks of life commit fraud. They file for bankruptcy. So that's where it's like, no, you're just, you're taking a really big issue, a systemic issue in the state and then just selecting a small community and criticizing them for it. Because if you expanded that view, went to like a bird's eye view, you'd be probably stunned if it is that bad in there. They're not. It's the Somali.

The Somalis are not taking $8 billion from everybody. You would notice. That would be pretty noticeable. You would think, You would think, yeah, like fucking Doge would have dozed it. Yeah, Oh yeah, and Doge didn't catch this get the fuck out of here. So we'll see, but it sounds like there's a lot of unsubstantiated claims. It's too good to be true for Trump's like narrative. But also there is a lot of investigations within this state alone into this and that that's

not surprising. I mean, people can, the most expensive bill people have when it comes to having a kid is their child care. And you know, if they can get government subsidies on top of that too, that I mean, I already feel like the child care people are hustling the fuck out of you. So pile on top of that and getting government grants and you're lying about it. That's pretty weird. But I don't know how much I believe it. Obviously I'll I'll hold out till I get more facts but like it's.

Not great. It's not great to be like finding like a, you know, some Haitians eating some dogs, you know, somewhere. Eating the cats eating. And then they stopped. When I got elected, they just stopped doing it. Everybody stopped. That's where it's like, dude, shut up. Like, so we'll see on this. It's not a good look. I mean, it's just more shit in Tim Walz.

Well, I mean, they're going to come up with anything and do anything to try to not lose midterms, win re elections, win governorships are going to try to do a lot of stuff and they've had it out for Tim Walz for a while. So. But at the end of the day, I mean, while he's the governor, he has. I think you mean tampon, Tim. You're going to have people, he has people that their government job is to audit and check that shit and make sure that those things aren't happening.

That's not like that. Every single loan for a daycare comes across Tim Wall's desk. But you know, you pay the cost to be the boss. So it's easily it's easy to get fucking yelled at when somebody's not doing their shit if that's the case. But I guarantee you if they look into it more, if this is true, this is a flash. And if this is a tip of the iceberg with a much bigger problem that that trans fraud transcends racial lines like I thought, I'd say all types of people steal.

I'm against, I am against fraud unless it's with me. No corruption. I know, I know, but. There is corruption around and I am not there. I am against it. But if there is corruption and I am involved, I defend it. Real bad, man, 22 baby, 23 baby mother. A real bad mother. No, it's 23 baby, 22 baby mother. That's crazy. So one of them one of them gave you 2 And like if they're twins? They did you just what a what a slut. And he's like wearing like all

black, like a leather. Suit. Oh, you think that's what it was? Twins. If it was, that's the only way because I don't think he did it. Like based off the numbers, it would have to be like, I wouldn't believe it. He's like, no, I liked her so much I had a second like everybody else. Unless it's the last. He's a real bad man. Unless it was the first one or the last one. It's like I thought this was

going to be forever. We had either two kids or twins and then I became a real bad man or I was always a real bad man. And now we have 2 with my I've settled down. I've perspective. I've grown right. Like I would hope it's the latter and the other. 21 Mamas are pissed. Yeah, oh, they're so man like. Oh God, man, I thought I was the one, this bitch. He said 18 was his favorite number. So I I gave him child 18 and now and then he left me.

I mean, we might as well be just talking about Elon too. True on God, so stay tuned on this. I'm sure more information on that's going to come out, but I mean, that's just such a hot topic issue right now. It's all of this and like you said, that's all you're going to hear. Besides Trump getting a peace

award is, Dang it, stupid. Trump getting a peace award is apparently Somalis ripped off the government for $8 billion and have secretly hit it in their low income poor communities to make sure that nobody is aware of the fact that they have it. And they're waiting like a sleeper cell until one day they will spend it like they watch Goodfellas. They paid attention. They're not buying that coat. Why the fuck do you buy her that fur coat? We're supposed to keep a low

profile. Like that's what they're doing right now. They're, you know, one day out, one day I'll walk up to, you know, everybody that's white in America and say I'm the captain now because I've got $8 billion and all I do is pirate, according to Donald. Trump got to get that booty. Dude that's crazy what you're saying. Everybody from an area is a pirate. Everybody from over there is a pirate. Like those are such like, crazy child statements. I'm like, I'm a real life

firefighter, man. You'd be like, yeah, fuck yeah, you are, son. Like everybody over there is a pirate. Like, Yep, that's the neighbors. The neighbor has an eye patch. He had an accident. Don't tease him, son. Like that. You can't. But to just be like everybody from that country is a pirate trying to. Think of where I'm trying to think of. I'm trying to think of where that statement would be true.

I know, but like, if you were. But what's what's crazy though, is the way our media works and the way that we even at our age, have been taught to think about it. If you said to somebody on the street, what country is everybody a pirate? I bet you on the survey says, you know, fucking Louie Anderson. I love when Louie Anderson did Family Feud Feud because it was just a fat coked up shit show. Somalia would be like pretty close to the top. It'd be pretty close cause of

the way that that culture. Is it's so weird. I was just right before we started recording, watching Bad Friends, the podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. And then they had Louis CK on and he was just talking about, 'cause he produced Baskets with Zach Alfonaskis and Louie Anderson. And he was talking about how they, he was asking Zach like they didn't know what the show was. He's like, well, he's like,

what's your mom like? And Zach's like, she's like, and then Louise, he gets like, oh, so your mom's Louie Anderson. And then like he like left and he just like, let them make the show. And he came back like the first day of shooting, and Louie Anderson was dressed as his mom. And he's like, oh, fuck, I guess we're really doing this. Louie Anderson's crazy, but he did a family feud. He was just a mess. It's like out of it.

But yeah, I mean, to say that if you were to poll on that, a lot of people would say that country. And that's a sad thing. And that's a realization we all as is. That Tom Hanks's vault. No, it's a lot of things fault, but I mean at the end of the day like it's an. Impala dresser growing up. Her name is Sunny. She's from Somalia. Yeah. It's like, you know, the we can't. It's it's frustrating.

You can't help where you're born or where you come from, but if there are issues or you want to become a better version of something or escape from something, you have the ability to. And we used to be one of those places where you could do that. We used to be the place, the place where you were supposed to do that. That's where you do go. That's where you go to do it. And so to see it, you know, Angie Laboux taught me that. Shout out, Miss Laboux. Great American melting pot.

Go back to France, Laboux. But it, you know, it's to see it be like now everybody, our president saying everybody from there is a pirate. That's some shit that you would say in like 6th grade geography class and get in trouble for say, 'cause it'd be a racist statement. You get written the fuck up and you'd be like, well, you know, why did he get written up 'cause he said everybody from Somalia is a pirate like and meant like that's a word. That's such a wild it's. Is that the title?

Is that the title of the audio? Everybody from Somalia. No, don't, no, but I mean I'm just, I take things so literal. I always have like when I was a kid I I didn't eat sour cream, literally didn't eat sour cream till I was like maybe 15 or 16 'cause I was like why would I eat cream that's fucking sour. That sounds disgusting. Like y'all are weird. And then I had it. I was, you know, a little stoned Crunchwrap Supreme. I was like, this shit's pretty

good. But at the end of the day, I'm going to take things kind of at face value when it comes to things that people are saying. And we're he's so far off the rails at this point, he's so excuse. Me. Excuse me, back the fuck up. First time you got sour cream was like crunchwrap supreme. Oh God, so I forgot to say no. Sorry, I was like eating baked potatoes with sour cream like in the womb. Cheese, bacon, cheese, bacon, chives, baby. Some butter. Nope.

Maybe a little hot sauce. No sour cream, but now it fucks with it. It's still not my favorite, but I like it on certain things. Yeah. So shout out Crunchwrap Supreme holding it down. Expose me to a new food. Appreciate. You shout out young brands, start paying your boys. Yeah, probably. Our Pepsi over Coke. There you go, Generation Next's article #3 oysters, crab, and $400,000 worth of lobster meat stolen in New England. Dude, people are stealing shit everywhere.

Concord, NH 40,000 Oysters, lobster worth almost half a mil and a cachet of crab meat were all stolen in separate in separate incidents within weeks of each other in New England. The first seafood vanished on November 22nd in Foul Mouth, Maine, where authorities suspect someone stole 14 cages full of oysters from the aquaculture site in Casco Bay. Many of the oysters were full grown and ready for sale. All together the cages were worth about 20 grand.

This is a devastating situation for a small businessman. The other two thefts happened in Taunton, MA. Yeah, well, they both happened in Taunton, Taunton, Taunton, MA, 160 miles away. The first was like a load of crab disappeared after leaving the Lineage Logistics warehouse on December 2nd. Then on the 12th, lobster meat destined for the Costco stores in Illinois and Minnesota was stolen by a fraudulent trucking company, according to the the broker who arranged it. The carrier we hired

impersonated a real carrier. They had spoofed the e-mail address. They changed the name on the side of the truck. They made fake certificate fakes. They made a fake certified driver's license. It was very sophisticated crime, which is fucking awesome. That kind of cargo theft has been a problem for over a decade, he said. It's gotten worse in recent years. It happens every day, multiple times a day, every day. I'm going to finish reading this real quick.

And then I I did a little bit more research on this. Freight theft generally falls into two categories, he said. A transportation for the freight brokerage industry. So that's who was talking Chris Burrows, CEO of a Trade Organization. The lobster highest if it's the first type, which involves someone impersonating A

legitimate trucking company. The second type, known as a strategic theft, often involves using phishing emails to gain access to computer systems and get paid without actually stealing the product. This is the massive growing problem that needs to be addressed. Given a short shelf life, the stolen lobster will likely end up in restaurant, both said. And while seeing plenty of quips about stealing butter to go on lobsters, Rexing said such thefts ultimately harm customers.

Whenever you eat food, whether you eat food or not, they're stealing other items. They're stealing items to build your cars. They're stealing items to go into computers. Ultimately, the cost gets thrown on the consumers. So this is a fucking the issue with a lot of these companies and the reason why they're able to the phishing emails. One thing. So obviously that's like spoofing. In fishing, no pun intended, even though these are crustaceans. True, true.

You know, you what is it? You just trap, you're trapping them. But this is one of the issues. So what the the phishing emails is one thing because they'll get the information, they'll fake the emails, they'll take the payment, they won't take, you know, like they'll do whatever. But what's really crazy is these people pretending to be shipping companies. So there's people basically these large companies like Costco will hire a third party

to drive their shit. So rather than having their own dudes drive their shit, they, they, they'll, they'll contract somebody in that contractor, contract somebody else to do it. And then that, that person that they contract isn't even real. And then they just drive off with your shit. That's crazy. This that's a good amount of money. It's over half $1,000,000 worth of seafood. And that you know, people are going to buy it. They're going to, you're not going to get street value for it.

You're going to be hucking lobsters or you already had a place to take it, you know, but that's kind of badass. And like, this is like a, a, an epidemic you don't really hear about and that people are pretending to be trucking companies and just jacking people shit like freights of lobsters. That's badass. I had lobster for Christmas. That's badass though. That's tight as fuck. See, this is the I get I'm behind this type of theft. I'm totally behind it.

RIP off Costco, that's totally fine. That's crazy though. I'm like, where do you go with that? What do you do with it once you have half $1,000,000 worth of lobster? Bro, you know you, you're the restaurant industry. You can dump it. Dude, that's a lot of lobster. Dude, they're in new. England, bro. No, but they're taking it to Illinois. In Minnesota, they just vanished. So you're driving from your drive, you got like a 15 hour drive and you disappear with freights full of lobster.

You have to have a destination or you go over to Canada. You went over to Canada and sold it. That would make sense that. 'D be hard though to get over the border. Yeah, I guess they would have to feel they'd have to. That would be difficult not even think about it because it is like seafood customs. You're in a big freight truck, so you probably couldn't. Yeah, did. If you want, give me $400,000 worth of seafood. I'll get rid of it. I know a guy. I'll go talk to Nobu.

But yeah, I got these lobsters, man. I got these lobsters, man. Got these crusty stuff? Dick man. Suck your Dick. Take these oysters. He's like you got yourself a deal. Loving you. Come in town. No pun intended, Yeah. Oysters are an aphrodisiac. So what would you rather do? Drill a hole in the side of a bank and steal a bunch of safety deposit boxes and get anywhere from 10 million to $109 million or such a wild range. It's like the cable company.

We'll be there between 8:00 and seven, 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM. So we'll call you 20 minutes before we get there. You're like, oh, great, that's awesome. And then they'll be like, oh, we called, we you didn't answer. So we went. We're on to the next job. And that's why monopolies don't work. It's because cable companies. And who else can do that to you? Doctors. Yeah, that is true. That is true. Told me they told me to show up an hour before my appointment. Get the fuck out of my face.

Well, what would you do? What would you choose? The money. So you would rob, You would steal from safety deposit? Boxes over. Yeah, you're still in the lobsters from a, From a, from a longshoreman. From the cast of Deadliest Catch. Really like I'm stealing from Germans, you know, or. Yeah, steal from a German shadow Germany. Yeah, we love Germany. 2% of audience. I might I might steal from a German. No, dude. They're not going to. I'm not going to.

Let us Erica when we go on our tour about. Longshoremen. Longshoremen. That's right. I'd rather steal from German then then AUS Born and bred ain't doing it. Can't do it. Can't do it, won't do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Does he smoke Winston's? I can't do that, man. Come on, man. He smokes Winston just like me, man. He's a Richard Petty fan. That longshoreman. His family needs it. It's like a fucking Billy Joel song. The Lobster Man. Probably. We stole 400 grand from the

lobster man. They'll make me get them. I had a good one last. Time. Final. Article. This is like just a hot topic in the media. I found it very interesting. I've argued with people that Stefan Diggs is just kind of a garbage person. His brother got cut by the Cowboys today. Stephon Diggs plays professional football. He is engaged to Cardi B, the rapper. I know that she just had his kid. I heard them call him Mr. Cardi B on the broadcast. That's how I found out. I didn't know that.

Yeah, well, so Cardi B was cheating on her husband and father of her most recent child. That's not Stephon Diggs's child. That is definitely offsets kid or allegedly was offsets kid. So now he. Is. He's being accused of assault and strangulation. I bring this up. Cardi B. No, no, of all we'll get into of a private chef, but he's a he's a fucking idiot. So Stephon Diggs represents to me a problem that exists within most professional sports, but he is hyper volatile.

There's a video of him when he was on the Vikings and they were like, who's one person on the team you wouldn't want your sister to date? Everybody said Stephon Diggs from, you know, alleged assaults alleged. Assaults. What a shady ass question too, by the way. His I think his one of his friends and some of his entourage beat up a a gay influencer who accused him of trying to hook up with him but he was cheating while Cardi B is pregnant and married.

He was sleeping with Cardi B which is always so weird to me. That's some weird fetish stuff. Those guys are doing that but was like sleeping. With the woman. Then they're like someone else's kid. That's weird. That's weird. That happened to me once, but I didn't know it ahead of time. Well, whenever they were doing, it was obvious. So maybe it became obvious to me. Interesting. Yeah, it was crazy. It was a weird night. It's a long time ago. How does that? How do you handle it?

How do you move forward? After when I walked into the house hoarding of newspapers. No, did you slept with a pregnant hoarder? That's crazy bro. Left my car at the bar. That's the title. That's the title of the audio is I Slept with a Pregnant Hoarder. That sounds like a Quan Mills book. My Baby Daddy's a Bed Bug coming out next summer. I slept with a hoarder up with a pregnant hoarder. I like forgot about that. So you. Just it would be but but to make it Quan Mills would be.

I slept with a pregnant hoarder on Mother's Day. That's that's the kicker. That would be the kicker. You made her day better. That's fucked. You keep telling me that story off air. That's the story, that's it. Like when you say hoarding newspapers like how many newspapers like a lot like. Stacked up stack, stack stack. There's this dude who lives on my street and I feel bad but I don't sometimes. He's this older gentleman, like pretty old.

He's obviously a hoarder. When I tell you this fucking dude's car drives a Honda CRV. It's a pretty big crossover, is so full of trash that you can't see him through any window but the driver side window on his side of his car. He has trucker side mirrors that extend out off of his regular side view mirrors so he can see out see farther behind him because he can't see out his back window because of the trash. Dead ass. I was on my way to work one morning.

They were working on his roof. This dude was sitting in his hoarder car and I'm telling you, do them with bits. Fucking upside down, upside down aerosol can just sitting there like when I was driving by at like 6:00 in the morning on my way to work and he was just, I mean that. Makes me feel better, like at least he's like spun out on lipids. Like he's not just not normally hoarding. No, but I mean, so it's to the

top of the window. Like if you look in the passenger window, you can't see anything at all. It's blocked out like and I've been leaving the neighborhood and like been stuck behind him. I was like, oh, he doesn't leave. This motherfucker is like driving everywhere and swerving all over the place. It stresses me out, but I'm not going to fuck him. But you're. Not going to fuck him. But I can introduce you just newspapers was the horde. That was just it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, as far as I

can tell. That's creepier because it's like very specific, like I, I only collect Southern living magazines and you're like, you've got a lot of those. You should throw them away. Like they don't make this stuff anymore. This is from. No, I really had blocked that out of my memory until like it just got triggered right here. I'm glad I could bring that all Russian bag to the front page for you.

Damn. Stephon Diggs is facing charges for strangulation and assault, is denying the accusations against him, according to statements from his attorney and from the NFL. Yeah, Citing documents, Diggs is accused of felony strangulation or suffocation, A misdemeanor assault, battery, charges of an incident that happened December 2nd. The New England Patriots are aware of the accusations and have been made regarding that, have been made regarding the Patriots.

Spokesperson said he was informed by the organization that he was and he categorically denies the allegations. We support Stefan, of course we do. They're the number one seed and they're about to go into the playoffs. Quarterback might be the MVP. With the easiest schedule in the league. So I'll hold my breath on that. We will continue to gather information. He does look good though. We continue to gather information, will cooperate fully with the appropriate authorities, and the NFL is

necessary. Out of respect for all parties involved and given that this is an ongoing legal matter, we will have no further comment at this time. It's probably going to get suspended. Citing charging documents reports of the accuser, a private set chef had a paycheck dispute with Diggs, which she says led to an alleged assault. The woman, according to those in the court documents, quit her position after the alleged assault. Let me pull this.

Female chef that he strangled. Yeah, I got a, there's a, there's AI got a hold on. I got to find more info on this cause the stuff that I've found was I thought there was going to be more in this. Because it's so apparently well, found it. Shout out TMZ. So this is the chat between the two of them. So they had a there's a text message thread between the two of them. So basically what happened was that she was working as this private chef.

Then we don't know exactly what happened leading up to her wanting to quit, but he hired a new chef. So she's like, hey, you've kind of wasted my fucking time. You're I want, you need to pay me for the football season like you said you would, basically calling him out on his bullshit.

That's how it started. Now in this text exchange you will pay me out for the rest of the season and the money you said you would give me for my business wasted my fucking time being here because you got a fucking circus going on. I'm out of your life. That's what she said to Stephane Diggs and he said I won't be paying you shit. The fuck I look like paying you and paying another chef is you. Hi bitch. Who the fuck you got it? Who the fuck got it? Got to give you money for you

business. I who the fuck got to give you money for you business? I'm I'm I don't got to do a motherfucking thing and you can get whoever you want. You got my address. Tell them to come anytime the fuck that and they'll come take this money then fuck, fuck you talk about show me I'm pussy. That's his response. Their grammar is absolutely atrocious, but allegedly so. They had this text message conversation, their differences of opinions and what they wanted done.

Whatever. She decides to quit and they have this text message exchange. Then allegedly, he shows up about this text message exchange, slaps her around, chokes her, puts her in like a chokehold. This happened in December. Whatever evidence they have is enough to criminally charge him because that's what they're doing. They're criminally charging him. But this is a representation of a bigger issue. And it's not just in America. It's not like just in our society. It's everywhere.

And it does come with sports to a certain extent is Stephon Diggs has been pretty scummy for a really long time. And what's crazy about this is this year I've watched football. I watched the Patriots game and I was like, oh, Stephon Diggs is like such a shitty dude. Like, and it's like known that

he's a shitty dude. You have people like Tyreek Hill, who's what got kicked out of his school in college for choking his pregnant fiance and then got suspended in the NFL afterwards because he got accused of abusing his kid and her. It's there the the past that some of these guys. I mean, this is this is allegedly right now, but all of his actions and what's been publicly known about Stephon Diggs and his treatment of women doesn't make me gives me more pause.

If someone says like, I don't think he did it and that's not necessarily fair to him, but you know, it's a culmination of all of your actions. So to see this come out as depressing and to see some of these guys that play in these professional sports knowing what would they've publicly done is pretty fucking depressing. You know that this is like even being reported on that we have these people that, you know, kids go buy their jerseys and they're like choking women and

beating the shit out of people. It's that's fucking mind blowing and the responses that the support that they get from these organizations who really just want him to play because they're better if he's playing, it's so disingenuous, you know? Yeah, for sure. What are your thoughts? I agree. Just like, no, I mean, I just. It's when I, you know, and it's not necessarily like that. Did Tyreek Hill do that when he was in college?

Yeah. But like when you beat up and choke your pregnant fiance, like you don't get to like walk away from that later, you know? You do if you're Tyreek. But that's and. That's I didn't draft him as a rookie because of that shit. My cousin did and I've given him shit ever since about it. And and then now it's just like that. That's like kind of worn off and it's like he's Tyreek Hill. He's the cheetah.

Yeah, yeah. He'll be really quick to show up and beat the shit out of a woman that's nearby. Like, what are we talking about? Like, and then there's he's continued to do it. This dude's got like a mole. He's got like, what, 8 kids? He's married, having babies at a wedlock with other women, like crazy stuff. Just like unbelievably unhinged, toxic. And when you hear the NFL talk about they want their players to

act a certain way or be better. I mean, the Eagles, we have someone in Jaylen Carter and he did some stupid shit in College Street Racing. Where one of his teammates in one of the trainers died in a street race whenever he was driving and racing around. That's some stupid. Why? Why I got to bring the baby right now into this? Because it's just because he's he's another representation of the same thing. Now, he hasn't been doing the same stupid shit since he's been

in the NFL. But it's like, but if he did, if he continued to, how many? Chances. I think it's totally different like him street racing versus like hitting women did. OK, whenever the Cowboys had a guy who was Brent defensive tackle who was drinking and driving and he killed a teammate two days before and he suited and was on the sidelines in a uniform at the Cowboys game.

The Cowboys dressed that dude the same fucking week his teammate died while they were fucking wasted driving around Dallas. Like that's crazy. The fact that they would even think about putting that dude out there is mind blowing. I don't know. I I put it in there just because A, I've been talking shit about this dude for a long time, but B, it's like, like, what are we doing? But This is why there's people that are don't advocate for the release of like the Epstein files. Same shit.

Like guarantee you if you're down with, if you don't give a shit if somebody's beating up women, how much do I really think you care if someone's out there assaulting them?

You know, like that that problem is pervasive in other parts of our culture, not just in like, and there's a hyper on this Epstein stuff, but that's, you know, like a sliver of the bullshit that kind of goes on. It's just fucked that that's just really fucked up. That's like the far, far extreme, but there's so much stuff before you get to that level that's just so abhorrent and disgusting that exists at this point that it's depressing. And that's front page news.

He he got, he gets charged with that and. What do you think about what do you think about Chappelle's take where Cassie got 50 million from Diddy for getting beat up? And he's like, I know he goes. I got I got friends who fought Mayweather and got paid less. Well, and that's, I mean, because you're, you're bringing into question if Cassie is a victim or not from the video. It was just a joke. No, I know, but but I but like, but they're behind the joke.

There's some truth to it. And he's making a point where he's just saying like she did, she signed all these NDA's. She obviously had her foot in that stuff too. I mean, she's got her own legal issues that I think you're. Saying what happened to her was horrible, but she got $50 million at least. Yeah, exactly. But then she made $50 million out of it and lived this lavish lifestyle for a long time and, like, continue to have sexual

relationships with these people. Behind Diddy's back, There's like, all this goofy shit, right? Yeah. I mean, that I didn't. I don't watch that special yet but like I need to. It's decent. Is it? Yeah, not too preachy. No, not at all, because. He was on that tangent path a little bit and. Like, I mean, it still is a little bit like, like all the guys who went to Saudi Arabia are preachy about it, but whatever. I go and then they kick.

They they. Yeah. But like I heard Bill Burr, you know, speak in his piece about it and then. Chappelle's talks about it too. I really want to hear it. Well, yeah, that's all I got, man. Just a lot. Of theft. And you know, apparently it's, you know, it's not just coming from the White House. The calls are coming from within the White House. What else she got? Meditate bitches. Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe post.

Repost Tweet, Flickr. Tumble X whatever, we just appreciate y'all checking out and listening to us. And I apologize. Germany, I'm not going to like steal from a German or hurt a German. I love German people. I was just saying the longshoremen come first. That's all I'm saying. Born in the US. Yeah, be all, be good, be safe. Stay out of trouble and as always, go fuck yourselves, bitches. Shout out. Shout out. In the end that she don't fake me. I father like a head off, but

she know that she's my baby. I love a bitch. You gonna face talk you to my face and then she's swallow on my baby. All that and she don't fake me. There's I've been in the dresses never bother me a baby. They know what time it is as soon as I come to live. We did Sheila smoke then she's so big, then she can get up and there's all these beaches, all these drugs. I died and went through heaven. All the beaches will jump ship.

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I love a bitch you gonna crazy. I ain't a bitch you and it's all be like she made I love a get you out of their mind. I ain't no get you broken Lily. I'm in love with good 'cause I like my disgusting. I have to ask me Bunny. Well, you told me why you fucked me. I have to tell me Bunny pass a liquor and the drugs. Please to tell me Gordie. I can meet you all by loves me no back back and I'm the only ever spoke true. She just want a third time. She just want to get screwed.

She just fucking with me. She ain't bugging way too many dollars. Something else I'll I do. I do it. I do. I do. Find me Lacy, love me bossy. Find me Lacy. Then in the end I see it opens me a father like I let a bossy don't I see my baby.