Episode 204: Stolen Ships And Bad Trips

What it do, what it do, what it do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. GD2 shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 204. Jesus. Stolen ships, bad trips. Welcome motherfucker in the city. Remember used to Johnny you coming I pick up whenever you call in the parking lot and to someone like are you with me in the phantom with the roof coming. I pull up like Jimmy Lucron.

I can't help you get a roof on like you hard and I know you like to go slow, but we could go faster. Tell me the password. What's up, man? You look very sophisticated. You look like you're gonna like, maybe sell me an iPhone or like, read me some slam poetry or like, assassinate me. I'm not really sure if that hurts. Yeah, it's my Michael Fassbender. Look right here. You know, I'm like, am I? Am I 16 or MI 6? I mean, MI 16. What's that? Is Michael Fassbender British? Sounds British.

Should be. If it's not, we'll just say he is. Is he the one in black bag? Yes. I just watched that. All the good, all the good actors right now are actually from Australia. Australia crushes it. Why 'cause they have like the Evans. Like Bradley? What is it? Not Bradley? What's his name? The girl who plays Shiv from. Yeah, well, the actress is. Yeah, actress. There's some good guy actors out there too. They're just like low key. What's his name? Shout out Margot Robbie.

Keith Urban. Yeah, he's a country. Singer No, there's. But he is from he is from Australia but or New Zealand. He plays, he plays, he plays. He's in Judge Dredd. He's Australian. OK, I'm telling you his last name's. I shout out Australia top five listener. Yeah, see, so like, give him a little respect, dude. Shout out. See, I'm I'm all for it. Yeah, that's Karl. Karl Urban. He's Australian. I wonder if he's Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman's. They're like, they're like

related. Like their kid or something maybe? No, he's pretty old, so he's like an older dude. So he could be like a second cousin. He could be like a. Trump, I don't know, maybe urban, like a common name in Australia that. 'D be tight. If urban was like the Smith of Australia, Smith of Australia. A bunch of white people walking around like urban oh, that's the Urbans like that. I just feel like that'd be like shoes on the other foot. How's it feel?

You know, the urban youth that would be like a young group of the urban family. That's great. I mean it could exist. That's great. That's fantastic. They're getting a divorce, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman just announced. They've been together for like decades. Yeah, but I mean, they all get divorced at some point. That's like kind of part of the game, right?

I think about that, though, like, well, yeah, but I guess for them, they were together for so long, but like, you're getting divorced, like, when you're 65, Like, that's weird, like. That's why a lot of these. You just decided to be alone. That's why a lot of these boomers have stayed together though, is 'cause they don't want to be alone, so they choose to just stay with who they're with. That's like there's like it's like there's a pat, a point of no return.

I that's why I would assume a marriage would be. So I, I, so in hindsight, there's probably parents that went through divorces when we were like getting out of high school. And it's like, man, they've been waiting to do that for 10 years. They were just like tick, tock, tick. And they're like, is it sometimes it happens quick and you're like, wow, that was kind of out of nowhere. And it's like, not for them. They've been waiting since you were like 6.

Shout out to my parents. They did it when I was 5. They were like let's make this super traumatic. Let's live next door to each other. To me it's weird because they adopted kids and then and then they got a divorce and it's like, come on y'all. That's the most asked question I used to get was like, hey, so why would they adopt all these kids if they were just going to get divorced? That's what I'm saying. It's. Like, I don't know.

I mean Charlotte. I know, I guess you, I guess you can't, I guess you can't predict it. But you would just think that the relationship between the people would be more stable if they were adopting than if they were having kids. Which is weird to say because it's like having kids is just as big of a fucking deal as adopting a kid. And people get divorced all the time. I try to think of like.

I guess I always make light of it because it is such a weird situation that it's like I can just poke forever. But I think back to being adopted. That's like my beginning of like Resident Evil and next thing you know, it's like like Raccoon City, there's zombies everywhere. Like that's like the genesis for everything that is my life was being adopted. Right. It's just it's weird that people put. Podcasts.

Doesn't it's weird that you say you get asked that a lot, and I've thought about that, but it's just like the decision to adopt somehow we're putting on a higher pedestal than having a kid, which is to me. At. Least the same. But what's even more interesting is that's a question I used to get when I was younger. When I'm older, people don't really ask me that. They're just like, it's just like a question where they're

like, well, they're people. And we're, you know, like, I get it. But yeah, I mean, I feel like whenever you're that famous, Nicole Kidman's been divorced before. She's not like on this Jlo run, but you see a lot of people get divorced, especially when they're famous, because they're just like, oh, I can replace him. Like look at Cher. Cher is going to marry some like 30. She was with like Tom Cruise. I forgot about that, right? Yeah, that was like the whole thing, like Eyes Wide Shut.

They were like they're acting together in this super awesome movie, which as time progresses is way more and more topical, which will make you think that Stanley Kubrick was murdered as opposed. There's a whole conspiracy about that around that movie we could do a whole episode on. That some dude in my like fantasy Football League try to talk shit and like say like I was a part of like the eyes Wide

Shut community and I was like. Wow, that's like some that's like some Epstein shit though, so I was. Like that's not even a fucking diss, bro. Like 'cause I, I, I renamed my team the conclave and and I had some like it doesn't matter, it doesn't. Matter, that's I'm sure. But yeah, that's some like, I mean, that's some like Epstein type level Bohemian Grove type

weird shit. Except I felt like they're all adults, like willing and and I. But I mean, yeah, I mean they more like a. Party, you know, everybody's just signed Andy yet? That's a whole swirling thing around Tom Cruise in Scientology is Scientology in some ways is

responsible for their divorce. Like they were constantly trying to separate the two, like getting Tom away from Nicole Kidman. So they would like audit record his stuff, record her stuff, give like pass information and make it like super cringy like most of the people he dates and gets engaged to or like young up and comers within Scientology that they like procure for him. Super fucking weird. It's been like that since it's been like that since his. Divorce with him. Yeah, kinda.

Yeah. I mean, like they're their secretive nature around their relationship, their divorce, all of that stuff. Like there there's some pretty good documentaries on it, but Tom Cruise is definitely like super fucking crazy. So weird because. Most dangerous celebrity on the face of the planet is Tom Cruise, because he has the army of Scientology behind him. He's he. They think he has superpowers like he is at the level. He's so beyond clear that he is considered to have like superpowers.

Same with John Travolta. It's like he, John Travolta has the ability to heal, think he heals people. He thinks he can heal people or like that's like what his. George Santos as well, I forgot about him. Dude if George Samuel. Could definitely. If he gets into Scientology, I might just. If he gets a chance. Of if just just for the chance of like meeting him. You mean what? Like just like cross paths with him, be like. How is he already not recruited? I don't get it.

True. Did you watch Have you watched any of that Diddy documentary? I have, I've watched the first episode and then I turned on the second episode like a couple days later. And then I was like, dude, I don't want to go. Like, I mean, I'm, I'll finish it. But like at that moment I was like, no. And then I put on Incredibles 2. As somebody who loves conspiracies, true crime and dives into that, I didn't learn anything I didn't already know.

So they're like, oh, with Kim and he might have killed Biggie and made Biggie pay. That's like some of that stuff is already like borderline public knowledge. It's just all been compiled into one format. But yeah, I mean, Puff, Daddy's a psycho. Man, he's, I've been seeing a lot of like the people making fun of his, like dance, like Biggie's funeral and then like. I remember that I was watching that and I was like, I remember watching this one for him and this being.

But that was a big moment. That was a really. No, I know, but like and then when he does like the the you know, police song or whatever Sting song, I. Hate sting kids? Dancing. Yeah, he's a he's the fuck. He's just this big. Oh my good, get the fuck out of here. You're like 2 packs away from sounding like RFK. Get the fuck out of here. And the tantric sex that he's into. But no, just that dance move. It's just like, like, why did we think that?

And I was just like watching it today, like on on the Instagram reel. And I'm just like, dude, like. What's going in circles? How? Cringe. Would it be backstage to be in the green room and he's like, so confident, convinced that he's going to crash and it did crash. Crush music video was huge. That was a big song for a very long time. He rode that wave though. That's where you just see like an opportunist creating opportunities to further his

opportunistic nature. It's pretty it's it's interesting there's there's so much more, but like a lot of it stems from like his parents. His parents used to do a lot of weird shit have a little like weird swinger sex parties and stuff. So there's all this stuff where it's like he's always been a little bit fucking off and was raised in a pretty like off household. And there's they said like, you know, his mom's still like a big proponent of a lot of this crazy shit.

And also there's another conspiracy that that's not even his mom, but that's his aunt and his mom's dead and that's his aunt that ass that is a whole like. Mom was like kind of like, like not famous, but like, wasn't she like a model or like some shit? Like isn't like. No, her dad was like, her dad was like a hustler type and she was like. Like a party.

Throwing his dad throwing like house parties and stuff like weird crazy parties like so she was famous in like the party circuit and her husband was like a hustler ass type. So he like grew up idolizing that. So he is, that's what they say, is that he was just. Envious of Big Heap. Envious, envious of envious of POC and the fact that they had this talent. But what's crazy is he was talented in being a promoter, ensembling, music, producing stuff.

There was a period of time, obviously he was a monster basically the whole time. But it's sad. It's sad in a lot of sense because I mean, that dude was able to come from like living in the projects to becoming a multi. And I mean, but the way in which he did it. Projects. He wasn't in the projects. No, I guess they weren't like in the worst neighborhood, but what's crazy is he is so he was smart enough and talented enough to not have to go the route he

did to be this successful. And he probably could have ended up being just as successful if he took care of the people around him instead of exploiting them and treating them horribly. Who knows how? Far I mean that's that's like this is what I keep on say to people. It's like, it's like the same reason why you hate some of these billionaires. It's the same reason why they're billionaires. You know, it's like.

Well, that's the case. That's the case that I make about Oprah all the time, is the toxic traits are. The toxic traits are. Universal. She's not even toxic. As that we know, we people used to think Ellen was nice. Talking about like the actual assholes like the PayPal mafia douche bags. No, I know, I know. I'm just saying but. Not American, sweetheart. Oprah shout out.

Start paying your boys. Good, good analogy is like Puffy was like a comet flying and he found out some big planets and he had a good orbit and like as like like Biggie and that like with bad boy like what he originally created, like he was orbiting around like a massive solar system he was building, but he just wanted to be the star of the solar system. That was his problem is like and then what if you got rid of all

of those things? That comet has no gravitational pull, just floats off through space and just does goofy shit. Like if it wasn't for honestly, the sympathy that he garnered from the death of Biggie and then POC also being out of the picture as well and allowed him to fill that void. And that sympathy vote is like, why when he came back as P Diddy and rebranded himself again, it's like, oh, Ben Stiller be in

the music video. And he's like, oh fuck yeah, 'cause everybody just loved him, 'cause they identified with that, like personal struggle, struggle, lost of a loved one. And he was kind of not viewed as being gangster. He was like the businessman trying to create opportunities for people that were. And in reality, he was doing like some really schemey, slimy shit and like, you know, snatching up everybody's girl. That's what they always said.

That's universal. And what you hear about him is that his way to get payback and to seek revenge on somebody is to go and snatch your girl at some point and. They said in like that first episode, there was some like a hustler that used to hang out like at this club in Harlem and he would like fuck somebody, somebody's girlfriend and film it. And then he'd he'd like project it up on the wall and did he saw that and thought that was cool

and then did that himself. It's like, dude, you guys are grossed. That shit grossed me. The fuck? Out so so like so he grew up like idolizing those types of dudes because he thought his dad was that type of guy and he thought that's the type of guy he needed to be to garner that level of respect in like the room. So it's fucked up like he grew up around so many bad examples that that is the the example

that was set for him. And you take that combination with like him being a smart fucking guy, like it's best destined for destruction. And since he's willing to do anything, there's all sorts of rumors about him being used in a used and abused ditty party style by like his predecessors. The people that groomed him to become who he was, gave him his opportunities, let him take big like. The fools over at Uptown Records or something. Yeah, what's his name? It did seem it did seem weird

the relationship. There's a guy, I can't remember what his, I can't remember his name off the top of my head right now. He's huge, medium music mogul, and he was known for doing stuff. Yeah, Clive Davis was known for taking advantage of people and having those types of relationships and giving opportunities. Tit for tat. And this is like an old school Mad Men era type dude who grows to fame and now is like controlling all these young

black artists. It's weird because Clive Davis this also discovered Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston died at the Beverly Hills Hotel like right before the Grammys. And I was like, just happened to fucking be there that week. And it was like, I didn't even my brother's friend got like a room. And then I just like ended up like commandeering it. And I just like, yeah, so I have like, I don't know, this weird like. Well. Yeah, Clive Davis.

So there's like Clive, there's accusations of like Clive Davis doing that to people. There's certain people that they've seen him and Puffy doing inappropriate things together where Puffy is giving service to Mr. Clive Davis. This is back when he was younger and that's how he like climbed the ladder extremely quickly within Atlantic Records. And then that's also why he was able to leave, Take Biggie with him. They gave him Biggie. They gave him that album basically and let him walk

whenever he left and gave. Him that opportunity. Yeah, Uptown Records, I'm sorry. When he left Uptown Records, they let him walk with that, walk with the album, do all that. And then that became boom, boom, what it was. But he also grew up. He also, like, idolized, you know, Heavy and some of those guys who back in that era were like, all about, like, it was just mass exploitation, treating people like shit and treating women horribly. And they were just like about

that life all the time. I'm surprised like shit doesn't come up on Snoop Dogg. Like he like did not treat women very well. Like he had like that fucking porn like that quick quick draw I had at his house, we put it on. It was just grimy as fuck. Like how does he? Like how is he on every commercial? I mean, talk about a rebrand,

like seriously. But I mean, I once I think honestly though, he was in that era where like I was talking about today, like Robert Downey Junior, like Robert Downey Junior got cancelled when you were uncancellable, but and Snoop Dogg in some ways was cancelled before he was cancelled. But then there was that like grimy St. culture. So it was like the Rep, the

representation. There's some people, it's like OJ who thought Snoop Dogg was being railroaded and like those those cases that he caught and he came out making a rap song about it. Like, you know what I'm saying? It was a great song, but like he came out. So I think he's matured so much over time that. No, I I agree that he has. It's just crazy that that that. Not forgotten. Somebody hasn't come after him.

Yeah, but I think that enough people like it's been, it's been enough time that people have like forgotten about it, you know what I'm saying? Like there's some. People, people get me too. Like like for shit that happened a long time ago. True, I mean, but he was tried went to court that was all drugged through the public. So I mean and then he kind of didn't go away. But then I do think all this puffy Biggie, Tupac, the murders, it kind of like called the waters, you know what I'm

saying? Like it like that was such a big impact culturally that him and what he had going on didn't mean as much. That's also why Doctor Dre could disappear for a while and then come back with the Chronic 2. Thousand Oh, you forgot about Dre. You forgot about Dre. You're like, right, they got they they all like went and went and off and like discovered people or did other side hustles. Snoop got into like being a personality and was just like, I'm going to lean into this Snoop on.

Persona. Well, now, yeah, Now, I mean, but that's what. But then it was like, but then he was doing all sorts of random shit. There was a period of time where he was doing all sorts of random voice overs and he like slowly integrated himself deeper and deeper into culture to where now he does like the voice, obviously. But no, I mean that the documentary is crazy but it doesn't necessarily say anything that like you couldn't seek out already.

Although the footage that he has is pretty epic. It is crazy and and the fact that like $0.50 just just just murked Diddy because Diddy asked him to go to go take him shopping and send him like and send him some flowers one time. It goes back farther than that, but yes, that that was weird. At that point, they'd already they already didn't like each other. But there was a period of time where he was like courting him to be a part of bad boy whenever, when he wasn't signed to anybody.

And that's like originally where their beef kind of stems from. And it's always because he's like trying to take advantage of the motherfucker. He's like, no. He wouldn't find him though, because he had the bulletproof vest on in the. Fuck yeah, he didn't like the image. Yeah, in the the public image. But then in reality, he's like slapping people. But then what did he do to get back at 50?

He started like smashing his baby moms and doing all sorts of weird ditty party stuff with her and like parading her around in public. And that's like, so there's a lot of those things that like check the box where you're like, Oh no, like that's totally his MO and he's going to be out in like less than two years, man. Can't wait for the fucking first first song that comes out that people like that the. Box and I tell people like, it's not like he's going to be broke.

No, not even close. Like he's not even close. He's just going to leave the country he's going to live in like church. I'm sure he's still getting some rock money. Yeah. It's crazy. It's fucking nuts. He's he's worth so much money. I'm. Sure, you could still buy Sean John at Target. True. Then somebody buy out Sean, I think you just just scrap it, just get rid of it.

Yeah, it's it's crazy. He's a fucked up individual and you put all a lot of the other stuff into context and it's just like super fucked up. So when he was like there's a video of him, this is multiple Halloweens ago where he's dressed up as the Joker and nobody knew he was the Joker. Like who it was. He was just running around doing crazy shit to people. And it's just like there's all these videos and he started calling himself Brother love and

all sorts of goofy shit. Like you didn't know about that. Like by the time he was going to trial, he wasn't even going by Puffy or dude. He's like, it's brother love. Like that was his new thing. Yeah. Fucking weirdo, dude. Fucking weirdo. Oh, didn't Snoop Dogg change his name to something like reggae? Snoop Lion. Snoop Lion. That's right. I remember that. That was stupid shit. Well, why not?

One time I went and saw Damian Marley and The Wailers, Snoop Dogg, Pepper. It was Pepper opened, then Damian Marley and The Wailers with Snoop Dogg, and then it was 311 Smirnoff Center. It was sick. It was great. I got. Kicked out of a 311 concert for smoking weed. I didn't. I was. No I didn't. I said I got kicked out of a 311 fucking concert for smoking weed. Just insanity. Oh, I heard you understand that. Insanity. That doesn't. Make joke was on them. Best time of my life in the

parking lot. Weird. OK, normally reserved for like fish concerts. Dad had tours. First time of my life was in the parking lot. Dude. Did a couple whippets. Met this wook chick, you know what I'm saying? We ate some EUR. I woke up in her hammock man. It was the best night of my life. Dude. Her name was Jade Jade River and I wonder where she is man. She doesn't have a phone. One of just real quick, one of the hardest times I ever laughed was right there.

It was like there's like a huge flights of stairs to get out of there and I was at the bottom of it and with the homie also got kicked out with me P Thorn. And this chick just busts through the doors and she's like. Fuck you. Fuck you. When she starts going down the stairs and she's, like, wearing high heels in a skirt and had been raining and she's like, fuck you. And this guy comes out after her like, baby, you know, like, like, classic.

Yeah, Yeah. And then she gets to the bottom and there's like a giant puddle and she slips and just like slams her ass in the puddle like and just starts crying and oh man, I never laughed so hard. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's always that would be. Yeah. He's like, babe, wait. She's like Xander. I fell and hurt. I think I broke my butt bone. It's your tailbone, babe. Why do you always have to correct me? These are the 311 concert goers. Yeah, no, the 311 concert was

chill. There was somebody there because I had some hand rolled cigarettes and I was in the middle like in the pit. And then this dude just had a huge bottle of bourbon that he snuck in and he was just like, here man, let me take a couple pics, puffs, take a couple swigs and I was just like drinking this. I don't. Know if this is break 'cause they're I think 311 is from Texas, I'm not sure.

They're from Omaha, NE. OK, well the 311's, the lead singer of 311's mom, lives in Texas and she was my sister's therapist. Yeah, no, I met his brother Nick Hexham. I met his brother at Skate Town. Skate Town shot out. Skate Town, our local. Roller rink that we used to pimp bitches at. They're re. They're reopening that shit dude. Really good. There's one. They're called Skating Plus.

There's so many people who was like their first job was at Skate Town and the stories are horror stories. Maybe my first hand job. OK, I'm. Just kidding, but maybe not. All right, I was trying. Yeah. 6th grade. Just like rolling around in a circle, like come on. I would, I got banned so many times like for skating too fast or just to act in trouble. Not banned but like put in time out. Yeah, yeah, that place is fun, but stupid as shit.

I'm just waiting for Savage Garden to come on so I can ask a girl to to slow skate with me. Like a chicken cherry cola. Australian Savage Garden. Yeah, Savage Gardens Australian shout out Dude, I want to stand with you all. About Yeah, David, I'm telling you we should go. We should add Australia and New Zealand into our Asia tour.

That was an interesting time in music. 80s is still my favorite, but that was a good time for pop music with like Savage Garden, Casey and JoJo was bumping like pre save the last dance. Casey and JoJo cause most people know crazy going crazy, crazy crazy just thinking about that's from save the last dance. Whenever white girls are like I can date interracially and dance too. It's like you always get it done that sorry you didn't need didn't need somebody to start

that for you. But before that they had hit songs before that and then they crazy came out with on the soundtrack of that movie. Can I remember? What was the girl like? What was the girl on Save the Last Dance? What's her name? Or the moment I read it, she's in like 10 Things I Hate About You, That 2, 1001 film. Julia Stiles. Who's where's who's Where's? Kirsten Dunst or Julia Stiles. Julia Stiles. Kirsten Dunst is funny. Nah, if there's a great movie, it's fantastic.

It's a gem mockumentary and it's called Drop Dead Gorgeous and it's got Denise Richards. It's got her shout out RIP. Brittany Murphy is in that movie. Will Sasso is in that movie. The guy who does the really good Jesse Ventura voice, he's in that that movie is fantastic. Kirsten Dunst in that movie like makes fun of herself. It's like it's too good. Kirstie Alley's in it. It's too good that like that movie alone saves it 'cause she never I. Well, she tries to take herself

serious at least. She did like Spider Man. She did fun shit. Julius Stank. Everything. Julius asked. Like that these girls are hot. I'm like, what are they? I'm trying to get into Juilliard, but everybody hates me because my boyfriend's black. I got to dance in the parking lot and like he's going to teach me how to be hip hop and that's how I'm going to get into Juilliard. Hip Hop. Hip Hop, it's in a fight.

Where he does something like he getting wrapped up in something stereotypical like black men would, and now he's getting arrested. Like it was a good like it was just so over the top, like it's OK suburban white girl to like it's the hip hop and date black men. Like that's totally. I think there's a whole I. Think there's a whole generation? Of white girls. There's got to be. A whole generation of white girls that looked at black guys differently after say, the Last Dance came out.

Shout out for you. They're like I've never had a. Type until now like and they're like and I like to dance to. Did you did you notice that in your own dating? Life that it like they're. They Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a, like a You got a Julia. Stiles bump. There was like a bubble. There was. The Julia Stiles save the last bubble. No, it's like a bump A. Bump. Yeah, OK. Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know. I mean, I think I went to school with like 2 black. All of a sudden I got access to it.

Like 2 black. Like 2 black girls like until maybe like 7th grade. So yeah, I can only think of 2. And there's like, my home. Girls and my sisters. So that was never I got three, I got 3. No. OK. All right, Yeah. There was like, OK, I'm going to count. I'm going to literally count them on my hand. I'm not going to say their names out loud. I was about to and. Then I was like, I'll stop. Yeah, Joseph and I went to high

school together. That's why we I've got I've got 5. I can name off quick quick quick succession 5 OK. Is my is my Nigerian Princess in there? Yeah. Yes 2 Two run track, 1 sprinter, one distance, one played volleyball and basketball. Then there was your Nubian. Princess and then one of them used to hang out, used to date one of our homeboys for a long time. Shut up. Yeah, I think you picked up on. That therapy questions Crazy. Crazy, crazy.

Just to thinking about you, I'm more of like a Peaches. And cream. I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. Me too. But that was like that, that song, you know, more of a pretty that was played at. The school dance. You wanted to be slow dancing with your girl when Crazy by Casey and JoJo came on 'cause there's so many ad libs at the end that the echo and stuff. Crazy hit.

Crazy hit like at the end. So like the song was long enough to where it was like longer than your normal slow nights, so you got at least like an extra 45 seconds. There we go. Therapy question #1. Joseph. Would you rather your handwriting change fonts each day or? Your voice change accents. The. Most practical. Is your handwriting change fonts each day 'cause then like you can kind of duck and dodge that. Like it would be just wild to see what it looks like from

day-to-day. But I'll have a hard time though, like signing shit. Yes and no, but you could all. That also could come to your advantage. You could become like a kidnapper and write letters and they'd be like, that's not his handwriting. Look at his handwriting today like they'd never be. You could get what you want to become a kidnapper. Just saying. It's possible there's a lot of nefarious things you can do, like.

You know, have you ever seen? The jinx If, if, if Robert Durst's handwriting changed every day, he never would have gotten got what it just didn't do the fucking. Jinx, if you didn't didn't admit to all the Craig, that was Jinx, did you? Watched it. That was going to happen that way. I was going to that guy just inevitable something he. Was going to do. Something It was a ticking time bomb. We're lucky it started out with one person in private. Like honestly, have you watched

The Beast in Me? Yes, that's about. Robert Nurse. Right. Is it? I heard the Claire Danes. Yeah, I didn't. Even take it that way. That's what I that's what I was. Told I read an article before I even watched it, I could see. It kind of being loosely done that way, but also no, because like the Jinx, the way he's caught in the Jinx doesn't it doesn't match up like you're you're changing like the main characters and Claire and Claire Danes just drives me fucking insane, dude.

Me too dude. Like I'm like. You know what, she was great in my so-called life. So that's when Jared Leto was normal. They were both pretty good. He was never normal dude. He. Was good in my so-called. Life he was good in my so-called life. That's just a shout out for the ladies 'cause they just not a friend of the pod. But not now. Yeah, not since, I don't know Morbius Tron, I could think of switch back since Tron that just came out. Exactly. I mean just.

Keeps resetting like the clock resets. If it's like a eight-year half life, it's like a it's. Like a temporary, like a attorney for the United States. It's like radiation like. Firearm and they just put another one in there. It's like the elephant's foot. Chernobyl, like it's going to be a long time before that radiation dies down, but every if you keep throwing toxic waste on it, it just gets stronger. It's like, OK, times it by two.

We fucking hate this guy. But yeah, Claire Danes was decent and like my soul called life and stuff. And now, but now that I think about it, but now I think, no, I can't stand her in homeland. That's like, that's like the antithesis of her being terrible her. With a psychosis, you know what I mean? She has it in everything. And that that is, that is like the most ridiculous storyline ever. Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen Homeland, get the fuck over it. This crazy bitch works in

intelligence. So it's what? Fucking a a terrorist. No, I mean I would you're. Just kind of fast forwarding like I mean she fucks a couple people that are. Enemies of the state and she's like, I don't know, I can't balance my meds. What am I going to do to everyone's like, come on, you got to do it one more time. I'm like, she's the most like

unstable person ever. The fact they let her walk around with a gun in that show, like, even if she's still just an active agent in the field getting stuff done, she has no business having a firearm that entire time. And yeah, then like. What was even Wilder then? Like what? The old dude gets like Hep C and is like living in some drug tower, Like get out of here. Then she finds some dude she thinks is a terrorist who's like a teenager and she starts smashing him.

Like what are we talking about? And then her, the old handler guys just like, what? What have you done? What have you done this time? I'm like, I don't know, fuck somebody. She's not supposed to and not taking her meds today 'cause you forgot to fill up the W, the T and the F. So it's not my SAT Suns coming up. You did those. So we just got to get through Friday. We got to get through today. Where is she? At the drug tower with the Hep C terrorist.

What are we, Hep C terrorist? Bro, I can't, I can't with that. And then like, I can't stand it. So when I watched the Beast in me with her, you know, I was just like, so, so should I say. Julia, or what's her name from Save the Last Dance? Julia Stiles, Julia. Stiles. Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes, Mary Fuck Kill. Mary Kirsten Dunst. Oh shit. Are you going to fuck Claire Danes now? After all of that, no styles, I'm killing Claire. Danes, Claire Danes is days numbered.

It's like it's it's it's coming season finale, Homeland enemy within, it's fucking coming and Jared, it'll be at the reunion of my so-called life. So Jared Leto's going to be there too and you're both fucking going down. But Claire Danes is like that generations Kristen Stewart from Twilight, just like always. Like I make it like constipated face. I thought Kristen Stewart was more. Like Grumpy Cat, just like the one emotion she's always. Your skin's so shiny. He just had. Our.

Diamonds, yeah. The sun. It hurts me, wolf boy. Take off your shirt. Put it back on. Why did you imprint on my daughter? It's so like weird dude. Like they're just they, they think that they, their faces make them good actors and they just look like they're farting all the time and it drives. I digress. Voice changing accents, that would be tight, that would be harder to pull off, but that'll be cool as fuck every day. Every day it'd. Be hard to keep a job.

You'd have to be like a Uber driver or something, like you have to come to something where like you interact with people. So it wouldn't be like, 'cause you couldn't work at the same office, they'd be like, I mean, you could be a salesperson. And then just like schedule it like whenever that like these, these are my British clients, these are my French clients. So whenever. You have that accent. Back, you know, 'cause there's there's only so many, but even

in the application. Process you'd be like have two you have to do like what both interviews in the same day and hopefully it's I'm bilingual like. Bilingual bitch. I'm like multi central. Hopefully it's like a. Work from remote like a work from like remotely job because I don't know you'd be yeah come back tomorrow for your second interviews. You sure we can't can't do that today, can we? We can't do this get into like some like. Chinese accents or Japanese accents?

Then it starts feeling racist. Yeah, that would be wild. Too you. So yeah, I can't imitate it. I mean it would be some African ISIS. I'll be good see. That's not as bad because I'm so Speaking of Africa and. I told you that all these Coos there was a fake coup recently where like the I really would like this job. Please give it to me now and the next day you'd be like, I appreciate the job there. It's pretty nice. You know, I'm like in my office, you'd be like, well, what the fuck?

But that we don't know that video. Though you said of like the corrupt the guy, the guy African guy was like if there's corruption, it just popped in my feed. Yeah, the African. Core stuff, I don't know. If it was, I don't know what. It was they'd be like 23, baby. 22 baby mother, real bad, man. Yeah, that dude is like sitting in this interview like this, like it was real fucking fantastic. If there is corruption and I am not involved, it must be

stopped. But if there is corruption and I am involved, I stand by. It I. Defend it. I defend it. Yeah, I defended. That's like so great. There's another one where he's like, what does he say? Could you, It's this woman, She's like, do you think you could ever be with a woman who makes more money than you? And this guy's like I. Could never do such a. Thing like his reaction is so fucking. Unhinged and. Wild African chords for the ladies out there. I could definitely.

Do that is. So, so wild. Or like, there's that one interview and now the guy's famous. It's super like, it's funny. The clip is hilarious, but it's this guy. He's in Nigeria and he's interviewing a gay right act gay right activist. He's a trans male and he's interviewing them and he gives them this long introduction, like, I am here with Mr. Julian Benzema and like, goes through this whole spiel explaining who they are super, super shitty to them. And it's like, shall I call you

Mr. Mr. Julian Bonzima? And he's like, how are you? He's like, great. Why are you gay? Like, right. Oh no. OK bro, like I went to Joshua Tree with the homies for a weekend above all musicians, right? And that clip came out that weekend. It was also right around the same time the Hawk 2. It should happen. And yeah, the whole fucking trip. Why are you gay? So that interviewer now. Has like a social media following and that's like a whole like joke now.

Like it's this whole like thing. I mean, Nigeria is like obviously super fucked up when it comes to human rights, especially for like, like easy, easy, easy. It's a democracy, the LGBTQ. Plus community. But then that clip is wild. And that's like, you know, it's old school African gore. But those are, yeah, the dictator guys, they're like cartoon characters that they're, they're so out there. But I would rather have the changing handwriting 'cause I could pull that off and live a

day-to-day life. If I'd had to change accents all the time, it'd just be too much. It would catch up with me. Well, you're. Always like talking about parlaying. It you're like changing your font, could you be a kidnapper changing your accent and you'd be an actor. True, but then. Like what for how long? Just I'm just doing one day. Shoots bitch. We. Need to do as much as we can now because. Today it's British, but tomorrow it could be a French, it could

be anything. And so we need to like really wrap this up. I'm on a 15 day cycle. The next one comes up in 15 days. We're going to shut down the studio for for 2 1/2 weeks. Like right, That'd be crazy. You couldn't do it. Somebody would be in if you were that good. Or you could do a radio. You could be a radio host, that could be good. You could pull up parlayed into some radio gig. What the fuck is radio? You mean a? Podcast does. Or just be like you. Know.

Yeah, I guess. Therapy question #2. Would you rather? Float away when embarrassed or turn bright blue. Float away. Because at least you're floating away. So then you you would you would go from being embarrassed and people like they'd be stunned. They'd be like, oh shit, this dude can fly. Like it would completely flip like that. You ought to be such a game changer in that situation. Like why wouldn't I want to turning blue would just make it worse.

Then you'd be like this motherfucker turned blue. Like that'd be even worse. It would just compound. Well, what if? You're like embarrassed because you. Like pissed your pants and then now you're floating away with pee pants. At least I'm at least. I'm floating away and I'm just hanging out turning blue with the stained fucking cocky khakis with stain defenders. So it's running out. It's not even absorbing in the khaki. These are waterproof ass pants. They're just dripping down on

the floor. Fuck that. I'd much rather be flying away. At least I'd be dripping little sprinkles on people that laughed at me and be like bye. Like fuck you dude. I have like in my dream terrible example. Flying away when you pee your pants or standing in the room and just turning a different color, that'd be horrifying. You'd just get bluer and. Blue you'd be. More embarrassed then you'd be embarrassed. It'd be like a vicious. Cycle. You're turning Violet.

Violet. Like it would be some Willy Wonka type, some Willy Wonka shit. That's. What I'm thinking that'd be a. Nightmare in my. Dreams though, like whenever I can fly my dreams, it's only like floating and it's like hard to control. It happens. I can never just fly like a Jeep or I mean very rarely. So I kind of have an antithesis towards floating away, but. No, I'm I'm fine with the floating I. Guess bright blue is crazy. There's times where.

I if fly in my dreams and I can't control it, but it doesn't last very long, right? And then there's other times where. It's like I'm like gliding or like long bounding where it's like I'm flying but I'm not. So it's like I'm trying to fly but I'm just jumping extremely long distances like the Hulk or some shit. And that's I'm like this tight. I'll stay. That's fine. But the moment I realize. Like I said, when? I'm dreaming. The moment I realize I'm in a dream and I can control it, I

could do whatever I want. The clock's ticking. The moment I realized that everything that so my dream starts wrapping up, it's like, Oh no, no, no, no. It's too much power. 95% of my dreams. I'm like, nowadays I'm like at like a weird like compound that's kind of like dorms and there's like a school element to it. And then like all like my friends and girls are there and there's like, partying, but then also we have to like, get shit done. Oh yeah, that. Happens like it happens every.

Night Nowadays I'm just like always caught in the middle of that somehow there's. Some research that's been done. Where it's like you're brain stops making as many, your body stops making as many memories as you get older because it feels like it's wasting energy. So your brain stops pressing record as often and your brain presses record the most in those times. So that's why because I have dreams where it's like the hallways.

So it's like the junior high, but it's like almost to AT, but it's always takes place in the hallways. It's always in passing period stairwells or like in the long hallways, never really make it to class, never really get anything. It's like always in passing period. So I'll see people, people we grew up with friends, you sometimes I'm sure like and it's always like in passing, like we're like we used to just bullshit around. That's one location.

Another location is around our hometown. And this is where it's weird is because it's like there's a part where it like there wouldn't be a neighborhood. There's a neighborhood. So if we're in, if I'm in my dream and we're going to go party at your house, right? You live in this make believe neighborhood. It's never at your house. It's always at another house. That's your house. So I'm never like inside your house, my burner house. Yeah, but it's like everybody.

'S so when I could be doing that and like see people driving by, see people riding their bike or I'll go by I'll see it'll be a blend. Now where there's people from this is like crazy. There was 1 dream where I was driving. Driving by move was. Moving into a new house and there was like a bat, like a pick up basketball game. You were playing in it and like a bunch of other people and then people from like my life now and people that like I work with or work for me or whatever.

We're like all playing basketball together. Like you knew each other. I go play and I was like, I got shit to do so I didn't, but it was weird. Like I have those, but that basketball court doesn't exist, but it takes place in a neighborhood like, and I know how to get to it. It's like it only exists in my dream. It's super in my dreams. It's super crazy. And then I have this big compound hotel thing that's super weird. Or like the backside of it's like all bungalows that are

always open. So it's like if you're in your room and you walk out, you're on this like almost what are they called? Like the the barrios. It's like, you know, like in Venezuela, it's like where shits is stacked on top of each other. It's like all these little patios barrios. Is like neighborhood, right? Maybe, but. I'm talking about like the. Ones that are outside in like like the barrios, which is like in Venezuela, I think that are like where Chavez came out of

some soccer. It's like they're, it's like outside of what's the capital of Venezuela and it's like. Shanty. Town. Stacked on top of each other, it's like super densely pop, super densely populated and extremely dangerous. It looks like that, but it's like. I don't have it like. And I I always end up there for some reason. It's weird I had to write Caracas. Oh shit dog.

There was a point I could name every single country in Africa and where it was located, but that was like a. Two week period of my. Life when I was in physical geography. Therapy question #3. Would you rather your shoelaces tie themselves or your clothes fold themselves? Clothes fold themselves. What are we? Talking about shoes themselves, that's. Lazy as shit. Like, you want that? Just like get some Velcro. There's just more clothes. Right.

Yeah, that takes like a huge. Chunk of my wasted time out of my day and folding and putting up clothes that is fold themselves. That sounds fantastic. That's like that. That's the type of. Shit that people build robots for I'm still. Waiting on the robot butlers. Whenever they're like, oh, we're going to. Do this robot and it'll do your

chores for you. There's like four or five things they name off and it's like the dishes, taking out the trash, taking care of your lawn, folding your laundry. Like if they don't like, it's not like, you know, they're like, oh, like, you know, getting rid of the popcorn sealing in the guest bedroom. They're not getting that specific. It's like it's going to do your laundry. It's going to take out your trash and do your dishes. Fuck yeah, give me folded

laundry all day. All. I'd be running a hustle, dude, because then I just feel like, yeah, I I'd be coming up. And how do they know that they're my clothes or not? If I wash it I could be running like a like a lingerie out of here. Dude, just pick up your clothes. How do they know if it's your? Clothes the robot well, not the. Robot just in general, if my clothes fold themselves, these are my clothes for the day.

Watching these hoes boom. If I can figure out I'm I'm always looking for an angle Baby. I'm trying to open up a laundromat. And a robot too. I am too, but. Like money. Laundromat. That's what I'm trying to get. Allegedly, it'd be easy. Especially if you had if you weren't able to automate a laundromat and have a robot fold close for you. That's already such a low overhead. Like gig, I mean. You know, you can sell detergent, overprice it. Most people bring their own.

Most people are going to bring their own stuff because you have to be like Korean or. Vietnamese though, to have a directly, I mean, you have to have a there. Is a licensing involved with the chemicals? But overall, I mean, it's a low overhead. That's why people use that like those car washes as places to launder money. It's low overhead. You can funnel money through it. Well, it's well. No, it's just because you could just say like 1000 people came in here. No, no, no.

Yeah, they're. Easy. They're easy to use for laundering money. My financial accounting professor. Had a side gig and he had like he had car washes in like Nevada and he was telling us that so you know like when you go to like a drive through car wash like it's like 9 bucks 10 bucks 12 bucks and like the more you pay like the more shit that they give you he. Did the math. And realized that it was cheaper to give you all the shit no matter which one you picked. So he still gave you the

options. But if you pick the lowest 1, you were still getting everything from the highest 1. So it was just easier just do it all the same. And that was the secret he told us. So I was like, yeah, so if he. Figured that out. I wonder if. It's all of them. They might. They might, and then another drive. Through car wash. We had the managers code at the drive through car wash in high school. Yeah, I think is it the one up? 26 I forget where it was you. Could just type in this code and

get a free car wash. And then the homie who's like a year older, Reese, had like a van, like a minivan with a sliding door. So we would like smoke weed during the car wash and then whenever the air vents came on, we'd open the side door and then all the air would blow through, blow out all the weed smoke. And we just did that all the time, dude. Like, I'm surprised that that place stayed in business. It's like a wine world now. I've actually driven by it recently.

I know exactly which one you're talking about. It was kind of over by like the area over by Krispy Kreme. So it wasn't too far from the Krispy Kreme in the stadium, but it was off 26 over there. It's still there, but I think now it's like a wine world and I don't think I think that that's just like gone, like I think the car wash partner that's gone.

Can you imagine? Starting that and then like that code got out and then like you just got fucked but you didn't like realize it till like 6 months later or something. Yeah, I don't know how I got the code. Somebody told me the code and I was like, like, let's go. In suburbia, you're always looking for a spot always because there's nowhere. That's like, why is your car is the safest spot? What are you talking about? Like what are you talking about? It wasn't, but it was.

I mean, kind of sometimes depends. I mean when I was walking. Around Lake Grapevine and you're like dressed like you're about to go to a house party and people are like running. They're like, what are you doing out here? You're like, hey, like it's pretty obvious what you're doing out on the trails. You couldn't like pretend like, Oh no, I'm just out here hanging out like this. Me and me and my guy friend, like God said, didn't go over very well.

And I'd be like, what are you doing out here? Like you've been hanging out with a lot of guy. Friends out on the trails, Joseph, OR. When I was younger. Younger in the days. Yeah, Therapy question. Final therapy. Question Therapy question #4 Would you rather be able to taste emotions or hear flavors? If you could taste emotions, that would actually be pretty powerful, like your own emotions, because then you would actually know how you were

feeling. It'd be harder to deny, so it'd be harder to suppress your emotions if you could taste them. So if you were. Like jealous and. Envious of something that would have a specific taste. Yeah, well, I know. I. Rely on suppressing my emotions, dog. Exactly. So that's why this would be good for Someone Like You. I don't, I said. Rely rely. I know I don't use. That as a cope. Well, now you can stop using. Crutches and learn how to walk there. Forrest Gump run like a real

boy. But no, I do think it'd be much more powerful. Hearing flavors would be weird. I don't even know what that would be like, what they'd sound like, that doesn't. What would? What would? What would? Almost spicy sound like I have no idea. I mean would it depend on the type of spice? Would Thai spice taste different Mexicans? So does it taste? Different so whatever it. Was it would be like it would the sounds how how how refined. Your palate is the sounds you would hear.

Would probably be some sort of racist stereotype. Just saying. Says who? Says. So you're eating a burrito all of a sudden it's. Like a fucking mariachi band is what you're talking about. Maybe. Maybe. Your taste, you're hearing flavours. Hear that Mexican flavour, baby, You never know. I'm just saying like it's some. It would borderline on that. What if it wasn't? What if it was? How would it? How would it identify? How would it tell?

You what it is unless each type of ingredient has a certain sound and then it makes like a music or a flavour. So like, let's ask chat. Would if you could hear. Flavors Would the sound you hear be considered racist? Because I feel like they would be. Maybe in like Asian food and it might be playing Asian music and they'd be like might make some people uncomfortable. All right, so. Here are 4 equally correct. Equally stupid, equally profound answers.

Choose your burrito Sona 1 The literal sound. A burrito would sound like a bass boosted zipper because it's basically a sleeping bag full of hot emotions. 2 The musical sound genre. Latin trap mixed with mariachi horns. Tempo, Regrettably confident key. Whatever key your stomach gurgles in. Signature sound. A trumpet that's too horny for it's own good think.

The emotional sound a. Burrito sounds like someone whispering you don't need to fix your life today, just hold me followed immediately by your intestines whispering. But you will pay for this later for the metaphysical sound. If you compress warmth, chaos, ambition, salsa, and a prayer into a tortilla, you get a sound wave that goes oh God why did I

get extra beans? If you want I can give you a full audio SFX description, like for a sound designer, a song lyric version, a scientific explanation that's 100% fake but sounds real, or what different types of burritos sound like California mission style breakfast, etcetera. What's your preferred burrito sound universe? Did my chat is I mean. I'm very proud of. It to be honest because it's like curated, you know, like the what? What did it say?

A trumpet that's too horny for its own good, Like that's not. Normal unless. It's like I've been working with Chad for a while. I was. I was right. You were right. Yeah, it would be some sort of. Stereotype so a stereotypical like mariachi, Latin trap like that's come on, that'd be like, that'd be like you're Hispanic for being like, oh, you want to hear some of my music and you're like, oh, what is it? Latin trap with mariachi like. Sorry, that's just the official.

Song of Burritos, like what are you talking about? Like what they. I mean, you went wrong because it would because it would be regional music, it'd be based off of the regions the food came from. So it's like it would be, yeah. So. Exactly so it wouldn't. Be purposefully stereotype. Then ask it what? Would Africa? What would what would black or what would the music be or what would urban black street food sound like? I bet you'd be like it'd be soul food. Hip. Yeah, what would the?

Music. It's either going to be like Marvin Gaye type shit or it's going to be like it would be heavy bass and snare with gunshots in the background. Gunshots in the background. Is what you think. Well, no, I was just being. Hyperbolic. It is curated for you though. It's and antifa curated AI is it? Yeah I bet I bet I bet. Huggy GBT. Huggy GBT. Is this happening right now? Because if I was wrong you would say Nope. But you can't get loud soul food. Wouldn't just.

Sound it would groove. Here are the layers of the Soul Food Symphony #1 the fried chicken section, crisp skin, it's high hats made of sunshine, grease popping calls, snare rolls with attitude, bike crunch calls, a perfectly timed rim shot. Overall vibe. Oh Lord, have mercy. #2 the Mac and cheese section.

This is a slow, thick, buttery bass, like someone playing a tuba underwater in hot Velveeta. A tone that says comfort is coming #3 The candied yams high, Sweet, soulful notes that glisten like brown sugar under an oven light. Think Doo Doo, A melody so sweet it immediately puts your blood sugar in a chokehold. Yeah, lose that foot. Dude hug the main melody from. Behind it hums, not sings. Moist cornbread equals. Gospel chords dry cornbread equals AM radio static from 1974 #5 the some.

Old school groovy love shit. Marvin Gaye type shit. Yeah, praise. It there's always one Alto trying to outshine everybody. 6 Peach cobbler, A warm, soulful riff that hits your chest like a grandma hug. Oh Chile Ding. The Ding is the oven, which is also God, the full Jesus. Christ a gospel. Choir from Mississippi and a funk bassist who's late on rent. Now feed all of them until they need a nap.

That's soul food. If you want, I can break down regional soul food sound profiles, Memphis versus New Orleans versus Carolina, or describe what a full soul food plate would sound like as a song. What do you think about? This rap name Mr. Goody 2 shoes AKA Fat GBT. PH That's pretty good. Want to take a break? Before we get into articles, I've set up P Yeah, we'll take a quick break. We'll be back. Here in a second y'all. And we're back for the topics. I'll be my round of applause

button. So crazy shit. This from the AP Trump says the Venice the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. This was updated 9:45 PM. It was written by Amir Madani. Oh my gosh. Joshua Goodman, Regina Garcia Cano and Konstantin Taropin. It's a kick ass name that Washington President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela as tensions mount with the government.

With the government. Of President Nicolas Maduro the US using forces to take control of a merchant ship is incredibly unusual and marks the Trump administration's latest push to increase pressure on Maduro, who has been charged with narco terrorism in the United States. the US has built up the largest military presence in the region in decades amongst a series of deadly strikes on alleged drug smuggling boats in the Caribbean Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean. The campaign is facing growing

scrutiny from Congress. We've just seized A tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large. We've just seized A tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large. One of the largest ever seized, actually, Trump told reporters at the White House. Later in later adding. It was seized for a good, very good reason. Trump did not offer additional details and asked what would happen to the oil aboard the tanker. Trump said.

Well, we'll keep it, I guess. The seizure was led by the US Coast Guard and supported by the Navy, according to US official, who was not authorized to comment publicly but Smoke spoke under the condition of anonymity. The official added that it was conducted under U.S. law enforcement authority. Storming the oil tanker Coast Guard members are taken to the oil tanker by helicopter from an aircraft aircraft off the USS Gerald R Ford, the official

said. The Ford is in the Caribbean Sea after arriving last month and a show of major force joining a fleet of other warships. Video posted by Attorney General Pam Bondi shows people fast roping from one of the helicopters involved in the operation as it hovers just feet above the deck. Coast Guard members can be later seen on video moving throughout the superstructure of the ship

with their weapons drawn. Pam Bondi wrote that for multiple years a tanker has been sanctioned by the US due to its involvement in an illicit illicit oil shipping network supporting former are foreign terrorist organizations. Venezuela government said in a statement that the seizure constitutes a blatant theft and an act of international piracy. Under these circumstances, the true reasons for the prolonged aggression against Venezuela have finally been revealed.

It has always been about our natural resources, our oil, our energy, the resources that belong exclusively to the Venezuelan people, the statement said. What do you think so far? If you can sees like a the biggest, the largest boat ever, why can't you go get these little dinghies that you're blowing up? Might you need to blow them up? You can just seize tankers like this. That's wild. It's like snatching A tanker off the Venezuelan coast. Yeah, dude, we're going to war with.

Venezuela, the United States is going to war with Venezuela. Like I mean, it's been clear for fucking months now. Like unbelievable shit, dude. I thought he like he was the president who ends wars. You just got the fucking goofy ass Peace Prize from FIFA. Like what are we doing? Yeah, this shows that their whole cover. Story about it being inter directing drugs is a big lie. This is the Senator Chris Van Holland, a Democrat of Maryland.

This is just one big piece of evidence that it's really about regime change by force, which is 100%, which is what America is great at. No one changed. But no, we're so great. This is not going to work out this. Is not going to work out because like OK, so Maduro stole the fucking election, right? Well, the and Maria Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize. His like the person who actually is supposed to win, but she got fucking she had to go into hiding.

So like, her deputy actually won the election, right? Maduro as like create like, like he's got the military on his side. So like, even if you get Maduro to go, it's not like these dudes in the military are going to just like let like Maria Machado come in and just take over. Like it's going to be a fucking insurgency just to like Iraq, Like the countries just as big as like Iraq. It's like twice the size of California. Like this dude, I just can't believe he got talked into this.

Like it's fucking crazy. Like this is going to like. And The thing is like, first of all, did you see Jesse Waters called Stephen Miller a sexual matador? Stephen Miller wants this to happen because when you're in. War, then you can. Just like crack down at home, you know, like hit like martial law type shit, like rules. And so that's why they like they wanted like domestically. Shit's not going well. He's calling affordability a

fucking hoax. This is a nice distraction that I, I just, it's just like, haven't we seen this over and over and over tonight? Like his one selling point was like he's the president who ends wars, not starts them. And here we fucking go, dude. And then like they just came out with a national security strategy.

The NSS comes out once every four years for the United States and and it's just basically like called like the Monroe Doctrine where it's like we're just running shit in the West Hemisphere. Go fuck yourself. But the Monroe Doctrine was like, hey, you're up. Don't come over here. We won't go over there. But then he's just like, go fuck yourself.

You're up. We're going to do whatever the fuck we want, but you don't just like we're going to run the like the Western Hemisphere. Shit is stupid, dude. Shit is stupid. This is going to be really bad and really expensive. Yeah, you thought like 6 like the six. Million Venezuelans like already like fled the fucking country. It's like, you think that this is going to go well, You don't think we're going to get more people? We've killed at least 87.

People in 22 known strikes since early September, including the follow up strike. He was asked about why haven't they released the video of the second hit today? Someone asked him. It was so quick to release all these videos. Oh. No, he like it was. Crazy they're doing. They just had a meeting. He's sitting there answering questions. A reporter from CNN asked him a question, like, why haven't they released a video yet? He instantly starts attacking her, 'cause she's with CNN.

You know, ABC, it was ABC, was it? ABC or he's like you must. Be CNN? No, there was one just today. He's like, are you CNN? You must be. CNN, you're an arm of the Democratic Party 'cause you work for them. And he's like, that's it. He's like but but no, there was this one. Kicked everybody out, he kicked. Everybody out of the all the press cameras, right after she asked that question, he was like, all right, we're done. That's how you know it's a war crime.

It's like, yeah, it's like every, every time he's in trouble. Yeah, exactly. And it's a no. He's like, but the reason why I said ABC was because that ABC reporter asked him additionally if he was going to release the video. And he was like, yeah, fucking release it. And then like they didn't release it. And then same reporter asked him. He goes, I didn't say I would really see you said that ABC News fake news. He's like, you're a terrible

reporter. And it's like, it's like, dude, you said you would like, I mean it's just crazy that like the shit that we're listening and then he's like solved 8 wars. None of them have been solved, dude, like fucking Cambodia or like Thailand just bomb Cambodia like the Congo and in Rwanda, like they're going after like at each other. Like, you know, like this like group called like M 23 was like the like the main actors, like they weren't even a part of the

peace deal. Like, you know, it's like Azerbaijan in Armenia. It's like, OK, it's because Armenia lost. Like, you know, like these fucking like, you know, Ukraine's not solved 100 violations of the ceasefire in Gaza. Dude already like hundreds of people killed since the fucking ceasefire. None of these fucking wars are soft. He's not a. And then now he's going to start a war. Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing's stupid. And that's just escalating. I think they're they're waiting.

They're wanting Venezuela to do something so they can justify. Putting boots on the ground. They're like they're, yeah, they're. Trying to like, yeah, they're trying to get pretext, like to go do it. And it's just unbelievable that we're just like, watching this fucking slow motion, like catastrophe. It's gonna be a fucking catastrophe. He thinks it's gonna be easy. Just like the hubris. They thought Iraq would be easy. It's like the same fucking thing. It's the same thing, dude.

And like, even, like, what they're saying is the same, like, like every one of those boats is a weapon of mass destruction. Every time a kilo of drugs comes into our country, it's the web. They're calling it weapons of mass destruction. Did. Yeah, I mean the whole. Thing's fucking stupid, but then in turn we just also pardoned a known narco trafficker responsible of bringing like hundreds of. Tons of cocaine inside into the government.

Except for he's he's boys with like fucking Matt Gaetz and and I forget somebody else in fucking Florida and yeah, and like, and they just like what? Like bots Melania coin and then just like got the fuck out. It was. Sentenced to 45 years. In fucking prison, dude. And his brother's in there. His brother's in prison, who's not getting out, apparently, but his brother stamped his initials on cocaine and brought into the United States. Sucks dude. Where we're going to get

cocaine? I don't really have that problem. So not hurting article #2 from the BBCI. Just thought this was funny. This came out 12 hours ago. Rubio orders return of New Times Roman font Over waste, bro. Over wasteful Calibri. Is that how you pronounce it? I never knew how to. I always went with Calibri. Calibri, right?

Calibri US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomats to return to using New Time Roman's font instead of Calibri. Reversing Calibri Calibri, Calibri. I don't know if that's how you say, that's just how I. Set it in my head. Reversing a change made under the Biden administration. Rubio's predecessor, Anthony Blinken had adopted the Calibri in 2003, saying it was more accessible for people with

visual disabilities. But Rubio said it was a wasteful diversity move in that New Times Roman was a more for was more formal and professional. The change goes into effect December 10th and apply to both external and internal documents. Lucy Degroote, the Dutch designer who created the Calibri typeface, told BBC that the change was both sad and

hilarious. Calibri was designed to facilitate reading on modern computer screens and it was chosen to replace Times New Roman, the typeface that Rubio wants to go back to now to Groot said. State Department spokesperson told the BBC. The change of the New Times Roman aligns with Donald Trump submission to help present a unified, professional voice in

all communications. Aligning the State Department's practice with the standard and with the standard ensures our communication reflects the same dignity, consistency, and formality expected in government correspondence. So stupid dude. And I bet this is going to cost money to change, like when they changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War cost of the military $2 billion

should just do the name change. You have to like update, think about like all the shit you have to update that has like the letter heading and like, you know, the, the signage and like that, you know, the branding of Department of Defense $2 billion. It's like this guy just fucking spends money like it's nothing. Portability is a hoax though, you know. And his orders. But New Times Robin is a. Serif font, which means it has small lines that stem from the ends of the letters.

Courts, legislatures and other agencies typically use the more formal appearing font. Calibri is a sans serif font. Without those lines, it is considered easier to read on screens, especially for those with vision or reading

impairments. In his order on Tuesday requiring diplomats to return to Times New Roman, Ruby and called Blinken's decision to use Calibri A wasteful diversity initiative, according to an internal department cable seen by routers or by Reuters. The Trump administration has made several changes to how the government works in the last 11 months, aiming to eliminate diversity and equity and

inclusion initiatives. Most recently, the Trump administration announced it would drop Martin Luther King Junior's birthday and Juneteenth to federal holidays honoring Black history as free admission days to national parks instead. They will will be given free entry on President Trump's birthday, which coincides with Flag Day. I heard about that and that was my dog. Dreaming right there if you heard a weird sound in the background, dude, that's that's so.

Stupid, we're changing the font back and. And we're giving free day at the National Park on Trump's birthday. Dude. Did you also see that he like, renamed the Institute of Peace that first of all, he dozed and it's just like an empty fucking building now and called it the Donald Trump Institute of Peace. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Dude sucks. He's going to Commission.

He's going to. Commission a statue of himself so well he he. Was trying to Commission the Trump Day arc, which is like a arc day Trump. And it's like a, it's like a statue, but it's like an arc. So it's like, you know, like the Washington Monument. It's not like an actual statue of Washington. It's like that type of shit, but it's not like tall, it's like wide. It's like France has one. Or something, and he saw it there. Oh yeah, the big. Arc Arch thing.

Yeah, that arc thing that they have. Yeah. But also he would totally do what's it called, Mount Rushmore, if he could. Oh for sure, he's crazy. Dude this shit's so wild that Marco Rubio is such a tool to change the font back. Is corny. That's. Corny as fuck. And we know it's even Wilder. About the Trump's birthday, he made Juneteenth a national holiday. Donald Trump made Juneteenth a national holiday. Back when he was trying to pretend like he didn't hate black people, he made it a

national holiday. Donald Trump did that well, dude, he fucking does. All sorts. And now he's and now. And now he's making it the the holiday that he created and made a federal holiday. Now he's taking away free park entry on the day that he created. That's why dude, he, he's the one. Who fucking banned like us?

The sending chips to China started a trade war, got his ass kicked by China. Now we're giving China the second most advanced chips in the world in exchange for like them to buy fucking soybeans that they were already buying before all of this. It's like he does this shit all the time. He's he called like he redid NAFTA, the North American free trade agreement in his first term, called it like the America is like what is it called? Like it's like AMCA. It's like American Mexico Canada

agreement. It's called the best fucking deal ever came back in office and was like, who the fuck signed this? It was like you signed it, you idiot. You're the one who fucking did it. Said it was the best trade deal of all time. And then you just slap tariffs on him. It's like he sucks. Yeah, article #3 death. Death cap mushrooms What this is from MPRKERA brought to you by viewers like you.

This is from December 10th is by Rachel Tressman and what to know about death cat mushrooms blamed for poisonings in California. Apparently you mother fuckers die and eat mushrooms. California authorities have been warning people not to eat forged mushrooms for the time being after nearly two dozen people were sickened, including one fatally, by the highly poisonous

mushrooms known as death caps. California Department of Public Health said in its advisory that there have been 21 confirmed cases of toxic mushrooms poisoning, which is likely from consumption of the death caps between mid November to last Friday. Toxins from the mushroom killed one adult and cause severe liver damage in kids and adults. Several patients required intensive care, with at least one potentially needing a liver transplant.

Jesus officials said there have been significant clusters of cases reported in Monterey, San Francisco and the Bay Areas, but are but warning of risk nationwide. Because of the death cap can be easily been mistaken for edible safe mushrooms. We advise the public not to forage for wild mushrooms at all during this high risk season. Death caps are known to grow in many parts of California, fueled by the fall and rainwater and winter rain, usually in rainy

season. They were created particularly favorably growing conditions for the mushrooms. This was the case in 2016, when there were 14 cases of death cat poisoning. All of the individuals survived, but three required liver transplants. Liver transplants and one child had permanent neurological impairment. If you are picking up fucking mushrooms out of the woods and eating them, you're crazy. If you're not, I would find that my dog's going to eat one of these. Yeah, but I mean.

I have to feel like dogs know better than us. Honestly, dogs. Are like no, what the fuck is that? And they're like, oh man, but that my dog would eat some. Crazy shit. Originally like a syringe. But are found in many other places, North America, Australia, they were implicated in a high profile mass murder case earlier this year, which is true. A woman poisoned that yeah, poisoned her husband with deathbed. They said they're like her whole family.

Says they. Have been an invisible murder weapon for millennia. Blamed them on the death of Roman Emperor Claudius in 54 AD and Holy Roman Emperor Charles the 6th in 1740. They are thought to have arrived in central central California by the 30s by accident. They were imported on European oaks that were taken across the way back up. There was a Roman emperor. In 1740. No, it does. Holy Roman. Emperor, Yeah. I didn't know that. And then, yeah. And then? What does it say?

It's true because from one place it's spreading in another now. Lame, lame. What makes them poisonous? They're similar in appearance and taste to other edible varieties like puff balls, especially when they're young and they're young button stage. They're typically medium. They grow about 6 inches across in six inches tall with a greenish Gray cap and is initially domed Dome shape and

then flattens out over time. They have white gills and white ring around the stem that are a large white sack at the base of the stem. They taste quite nice. No hint. That is. Poisonous in any way after eating half a cap, it could be enough to kill a person. The mortality rate after ingestion reaches as high as 50%. They're poison, the mushroom. Poison heart attacks. There could be up to 10,000 ills, illnesses and 100 deaths worldwide per year for people eating this mushroom.

Quit picking up mushrooms in the woods and eating them. Unless you know what they are. Unless. They're going out of cow shit. Then then go for it. Yeah, if we're going to send you to the. Moon, that's one thing. Send you to the to the transplant wing. I'm going to pick these mushrooms in the fucking woods by my house and feed them to my kids. Wild. I bet you. Kids aren't back. Kids probably aren't back either. It's not safe. Let's eat these mushrooms I

found behind the barn. Well, you said they got liver transplants. That new thing about the hep Hep, hepatitis B vaccine, that's like what happens that fucks your liver up. So you might not be wrong here. I was right about the racist. Music. This is pretty nuts. Like I get it. I know people like do this. They forge for stuff. I digress. I'm kidding. But also like, don't be fucking stupid, man.

Like if I knew that there was something that could kill me that looks exactly like something else that couldn't kill me and I wouldn't be able, I wouldn't touch it. Let's go pick some puff. Balls. Oh, sorry, wrong mushrooms. They're death caps. In any scenario. I'm not fucking around with that. That's like. Saying hey. Pick up that gun and pull the trigger. It might be loaded. What? No, I'm good, thank you. Why not? Because it's I don't want to. It could be. And that's the problem.

That could be a death cap. Let's pick it anyways, because you'd have to know what those are to be out there foraging in the fucking first place. Unless you're just picking a wild shit and you're that's really dumb. Like you said, unless it's out of like cow poop or some shit like that, you know it's going to be some trippy ones. And even then you could like, look up a picture. No one took a picture of it. Hey, what is this?

There's an app so you can literally take a picture of a plant or a weed and it'll tell you what the fuck it is. Yeah, but be careful though. I saw this video, this guy, he was just weighing random shit, but he would ask ChatGPT how much it weighed before and he was like from the Middle East and he's like, he's like how much gram, how much gram? And then and then like chatty BT like just kept getting it wrong. And he's like, no, no, he's like I'm worried.

I'm worried. I was like, well, you're worried that it can't. Figure out how many. Grams your pot is or whatever the fuck he had, and so I'm just saying like, you know, like I find like Google still better than you know no, but there's. Absolutely, but then I would just Google a picture. You could take a picture of it like you could do a. Pill identifier, You know, on Google, yeah. Like probably do a mushroom

identifier, yeah. You I. Bet you there's every type of thing identifier and one of them would say like hey, if if I'm if if you picked the wrong 1 you could lose your liver. Like that's just so risky. I mean, I've always known that mushrooms are. Sketchy like from the kid? Yes dude, they grow. Off of dead shit. What are you talking about? Stuff decays and they appear and I think we had like.

A article about mushrooms being conscious and like having like a like a talk to each other and shit yeah like. Things die and they appear. They're like the maggots. See out here out. Here it's like it rains and the mushrooms just start popping up in your lawn. Well, yeah, that happens out here. Normally that's because their stuff breaking down, they appear. They thrive off of decaying matter. So they they're they're functioning because there's something breaking down there.

So if you have like a big mulch pile like I did, yeah, it would rain. There'd be thousands of them that would pop up out of that because it's breaking down. It's like there's something that's biodegradable that exists in there and that's what it's feeding off of is that output. That's how they come. Same with like cow shit. It's like something that is organic material that is breaking down. The mushrooms appear, it's strictly what it is, and the conditions are have to be just

right. That's where fungus comes from. Yeah. Fungus and fungus. So mold. Mold is another form of fungus that is breaking down. Something like that. Molds like a bacteria. Well, I mean kinda, I mean. It's still a spores. So that spores just like. You know, like Cordyceps and stuff like that, but they can't really live inside the human body, our temp, which is crazy. So Cordyceps are the get the fuck out here with the Cordyceps. They're the fungus.

That could that I know, but I know but. We talked about it before, it's just, I know it's too creepy. Refresher. I don't want to give a refresher our body temperature. Our sitting body temperature heat is like less than 10° too hot for them to thrive on our body. That's why Cordyceps can't take over for us is ardent. Internal body temperature kills them. That's the only thing that keeps that shit from taking over Taking. Over some the. Last of Us zombies type shit.

It's literally if there was a way it could jump that would be like the worst thing that could fucking happen to the IT was 1. 108.6° no, I think it's. Somewhere around like 80. So that's the last. It's like we're. 10° too hot. Yeah, we our core. Temperature is too warm. For 88.6° were fucked, yeah. If we were, If we were. If we were in the high 80s, we'd be screwed. But we're in like the, you know, normal. I mean, that's just like, that's like.

The daddy long the long legs are like the most poisonous spider, but their mouths too small to like hit us. Yeah, that's. Terrifying. That's weird to think. And they're creepy. I'm glad they can't because they look weird. They look like aliens dude. They look like something out of like War of the Worlds or something like that. But then they also look the same as mosquito.

Eaters. Yes, they do, because they like to. Hang out by the water and on the water and they like Bob. There's spots in Austin that you could find like a pack of like 500 daddy long legs like sitting and there was like creepy looking dude. And they would like all Bob's would look like something was moving on top of the water that was moving separate. It would like fuck with your brain. It'd make you be like, Nah, don't fuck with daddy long legs.

OK, let's let's keep moving. Before we leave the audience, what do you mean? They want to hear about mushrooms. Taking over your body and daddy long legs. You know what I'm saying? Maybe they do. They should be afraid. Well, that's what my point. Is good they are fair they're good they. Should be this is real life. Final article. Trump caps up no death. Cap Yeah, no death cap dude. No death cap all funky. Trump rims up the anti immigrant rhetoric embraces shithole

countries phrase again. This was pretty wild. He said a couple crazy things. But Donald Trump ramped up his anti immigrant rhetoric in a speech on Tuesday night, repeatedly attacking Democratic Representative Ilham Omar and complaining about immigration outside of Europe. Let's have a few from den from from Denmark. Do you mind seeing, do you mind sending us a few people? Send us some nice people? Do you mind? But we always take people from Somalia, places that are a

disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, disgusting and ridden with crime. The only good thing, the only thing they're good at, is going after ships, Trump said as he addressed. Well then, then. Then recruit them bro. Then recruit them. The speech was built as an. Event to sell his economic agenda but quickly devolved into a campaign style speech filled with derogatory insults. He specifically took Lehman Omar, a Somalian American who represents Minnesota.

He appeared to purposefully mispronounce her name and referred to her Omar's hijab as a turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch. She's always, she's always complaining. She comes from a country where, I mean, it's considered one of the worst in the in worst countries in the world. It's considered about the worst country in the world, right? She should get the hell out. Throw her out, throw her the hell out.

Trump said his supporters then launched and to send her back chance about the congresswoman who's an American citizen. She responded with comments. He said that she like she married her brother. He was saying all sorts of crazy shit. Trump's obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help. Since he has no economic policies to tout, he's resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead. He continues to be a national embarrassment.

Trump on Tuesday also recalled a 2018 meeting in which he told a group of senators behind closed doors that the US shouldn't accept immigrants from shithole countries like Haiti. When it was reported at the time, Trump himself flatly denied using the expletive. Never said anything derogatory about Haitians other than Haiti is obviously a very poor, troubled country. What about that they eat?

Dogs. ABC reported that in 2018, the meeting with the senators, Trump expressed frustration over the visa lottery program and asked those in the room why they would want people from Haiti, Africa and other shithole countries coming to the United States and his denial. Then Trump accused Democrats in the meeting of making up comments attributed to him and that he should probably record future meetings. Notably, the president back then

did not deny. He suggested that America shouldn't admit more immigrants from places that he's didn't deny that. He suggested that they should admit more people from places like Norway, comments that were confirmed by multiple sources with direct knowledge to these conversations. I didn't say shithole. You did, Trump quipped. Remember I said I said that to the senators. They came in the Democrats. They wanted to be biparty. No shithole, you're the. Shithole. So they came in they.

Said This is totally off record. Nothing mentioned here. We're going to be honest because our country was going to hell. And we had a meeting and I would. Say it is the way. Why is it we? Why is it we only take people from shit hole countries? Why? Why can't we take people from nowhere? Sweden. Just a few. Let's have a few from Denmark. Do you mind sending us a few people? Dude like he's and then he said something about black people.

He was like blacks or my blacks. I had the largest black turn out in American history. Not true. And, and he's like, 'cause they, you know, the blacks knew they were being scammed. And black, black, if anybody knows when they're being scammed, it's black people. He's like, you know, you're saying. I tried to scam him many a times either you're saying that that

we're easily. Scammed or that we're scamming people like I don't get it is is that that's like that's like when he. Was with Erdogan from Turkey and he was talking about how his election was stolen. He's like this guy knows a lot about stealing elections. Yeah, he. Was like fuck. Bro how do you just catch a stray like that? I thought we were blacks, know A. Lot about scamming. Dude, that's crazy. That is why blacks know about. Being scammed.

And then the saying the shithole country is disgusting. Filthy crime Ridge dude. My hair stylist growing. Up was her name was Sunny, she's from Somalia and she was the shit. Like come on, man. Yeah, I'm. He's really, he's going into like, just like crazy racist grandpa mode. Crazy. It is. It is wild. It is. Wild. Yeah, it's. It's like out of control, like he's I know and then we and then we. Expect this to like, conduct a war in Venezuela properly. Get the fuck out of here.

He's just going. To be saying racist. Shit, the whole entire time we're at war. I know. Speaking of like, burrito mariachi songs, like, you know that's coming. Yeah. Oh. When he had Hakeem Jeffries. In the sombrero, does he make it? Does he make it the? Other three years, man, I don't. See how sustainable. But I mean, here we are, here we are, here we are 10 years later from him coming down the fucking escalator. Well, yeah, but I mean at least. Before he would like, now he's

like, it's just wild. It's always been wild but it's reached such a point now that it's just it's wild AF. It's wild AF now. It's exhausting. It's not even like depressing anymore. It's just like you just shake my head at it. It's like what they said, like, well, to me, it's like the grot said about the New Times Roman. He's like, he's like, it's sad

and it's hilarious. He's like, The thing is, it's like I. Have a feeling that we're in the calm before the storm did and like this is going to get it's going to go from like what the fuck to holy fuck. You think? Yeah. Because of the. Crimes are being. Committed and these guys don't want they can't get out of power or otherwise they're fucked. They're going to get backed into a corner, dude. And when you back these fools in a corners like that's when shit's going to go off the

rails. And if we go to war in Venezuela, it's like it's going to be a problem. Do you think what? If Trump resigns. And then just pardons everybody. On his way out. He's going to pardon everybody on his way out regardless. True. I know, Stephen. Miller they're. All going to get pardons, I know, I'm just saying. You're just assuming he's on his way out. We've never had a president, like, joke around about a third term, dude. Yeah, but I don't think he didn't try to.

Leave. He tried not. To leave the first time, yeah, but I don't think that. His I don't think. Physically, he'd be. Able to do a third term. No shit, no shit but. Like he doesn't. When does that ever stop them? Got a Weekend at Bernie's in? Like they did Biden weekend at Biden's, Yeah. They're they already are, kind of yeah. He sits in all of his. Press conferences. Now he doesn't really stand at all. Fucking falling asleep all the.

Time all he's like dragging his. Foot constantly and all that weird shit. Yeah, dude, he's like, he's like. How Hitler like, you know, would like get injections of like speed in the morning from and then like and then heroin at night so he could sleep like we're like seconds away. Do those videos of him at like the. Olympics and he's just like rocking yeah dude, like we're. We're we're right there bro. Dude, he's tweaking hard. Bro think about like that kind.

Of speed. That's the kind of speed I want to try, the Nazi speed. The Hitler injected. Speed pure, I don't know about that. Dude, you don't come back from that. That's all Stalingrad, but. You might, you might write Donald. Trump's second favorite book? Well, they were all on speed. In Stalingrad, like they put it in chocolate and then they told him how to eat it, like, regularly. Yeah, well, that's the whole thing about. They used to give like naval

kamikaze. Well, they used to get like. They used to. We had the equivalent of that, which was basically like they. They still do give it to. Them and then in the first Trump term, they had a crazy amount of people in the White House were getting prescriptions for the speed that they give the fucking naval pilots and then also on Xanax. So they're like, it was the same fucking thing, the same combo. I get the combo, get up and then. You got to like.

Crash for like 3 days. Take the Xanax speed balls. Dude Jesus we don't say at the same time like. One just counteracting the other. That's insane. I know what else you got for us. Sir, that's all I got. Meditate. Bitches make sure y'all like. Follow Subscribe As always, we appreciate y'all checking us out. Share us whatever. We really appreciate y'all just doing it. 204 next will be 205. We're fucking crushing it. We're creeping up on four years worth of podcast material if you

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