Let's redo it Do. You want to redo it. Just do start at the top. What a dude. What a dude. All right, here we go. Everybody see if I can muster it again. 5432. What it do, what it do, what it do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. What episode is it #200 Oh what a ride, motherfuckers. Yeah, 200 episodes in this bitch.
I've been talking about talks in the day one drop every week. Another time I made the Internet pop from therapy questions for strippers in the spot. If you ain't laughing now then you're probably just about we knew what it is. We true to this? Still talking shit with fluency but torrent rings like championship. Sorry man, like I don't know sometimes it'll I have so much shit plugged up to this like mega ring that I've built.
No like accident homie. I know dog, a little milk of Magnesia, a little Activia. Oh, oh, like you remember in Don't be a Menace when he's like, oh, my milk of Magnesia. The guy who's like, he's like, he's like African dude, but he's like always into like like translucent white chicks. Yeah, he's with the Super Pro African, but yeah, he's. He's like, he's like Nation of Islam.
Yeah, Oh yeah, now sometimes I don't know, just the mic, the mic soul be bouncy or my camera will be jumpy like it always does some sort of shit. But like I said, I mean I've got. I like a bouncy mic. OK, heard it here first straight up. If it don't bounce, it's not a hit. True. It's like, it's like having Nate Dogg. On the track, Yeah. Nate Dogg. If Nate Dogg's on the track, you know it's a hit. If it ain't got that bounce, If it ain't for me, Stripper bounce anthems.
Hollech Boy hashtag. Side note, I have been in love with the fact that Juicy J is just back into making like stupid ratchet music. Not that he ever stopped, but now we're having that like that resurgence where he's just saying like the easiest, cheesiest, dumbest bars, but for some reason it's fire. Yeah, of like I went through AI, went through a phase like I was like Pat Riley, like Juicy J, Big Frida, like mash up, like that kind of style. Yeah. Yeah, I put out a few anthems
like that. He's just got some songs are just so stupid but good. I'm just back into it, you know, pulling up to like Lowe's or something. That's. Where we are as a society, just you don't want somebody to challenge you, you know, you just want, you want a vibe. I ain't Ricky Smiley. I'm just like, well, you really Ricky Smiley, bro, you drop that. I love it. Geeked up playing Xbox all day. No, I mean you're doing good though. How's life treating ya? Pat's backwards. Yeah, usually is.
And I mean the people I can't. This is the money maker you know on Youtubes. Youtubes, the Youtubes. He's talking like a grandpa now. I'm going to. I was watching a tutorial on the Youtubes about how to make my own canoe out of sticks in the yard. I think I'm going to do it and I'm going to sail away. Why don't you love me? It's a grandpa. Stop. Sit down. Please, we love you. That's where we're at. You're going to drown. You're going to almost drown
again in the lake. Don't make a fucking canoe, grandpa. Well, that's good. I'm glad you're doing good. It's been windy as hell back here, but I'm pretty stoked. Fence I've been getting done is almost done. I got a gate. It's like a Civil War gate. I feel like it's like battle. Is there a secret knock to get through the gate without any hassle? Maybe. Or is that, is that a security breach? Is that? It might be a secret, but it could be like a secret handshake.
But is that you know? That's what I'm saying. Well, it could be. A mounted a massive eagle's flag and put it on my house. It's huge. It's awesome. Everybody's got American flags on my street for the most part. I put up a massive Eagles flag. Some would say the most American of flags. So right now I have that up with a big bright as fuck green light. Kelly green light since that
birds won last night. Shout out Birds, for that is an American football team from the city of Philadelphia for our listeners. Oh, there we go, Justin. Sorry, I'm doing better. Yeah, schmuck, but. Just like to provide context for the audience. No, but side note, so I went, it was it was cool. There's a little block party thing. This neighborhood's like pretty trippy.
It's cool, but there's a lot of you can tell it hasn't changed a lot And there was like kind of confirmed everybody's really nice, but it was definitely just an interesting mixture. Charlie Koch, Charlie Kirk poster was up, which is fine. It was just kind of a weird place. I brought a bunch of pizzas. It was pretty lit. Everybody loved it. But there I've met this guy who's on my street. He's crazy dude. He's like a retired cop slash horse dealer.
So maybe this is how we get into the horse steaming game. He might, he might be. The right this is this is our destiny that we manifested for y'all that don't know Joseph and I know this is episode 200 probably for at least 100 episodes and you. Reach a level of rich. Right, Well, like we want to get into the horse semen well because. That's a game you have. To be you have to be rich to get into it, but once you get into it, you get rich. Horse semen is not a poor man's
game. This is not rich man, this is rich man, richer man. Well, they will. They will spot you out in the crowd. That's right. But but I mean, if you can get that three and clean technique down, you know there are stories of poor men becoming. The legend of the stable boy turned seaman salesman, that's. Turned turned Jerkmaster. Yeah, it's possible. I mean, but yeah, you have to reach a certain level of wealth to barter, barter and trade in
the semen of animals. So like that's the point I was making. Like I got like, you want a hippo? I got like hippo semen, but that's wild. But I don't know how much that is a vial and not going to be cheap and it's not going to be successful. I mean, I feel like that when it comes to that, there's other things you could barter and
trade. Like you could just trade horses cause at least you'd have a couple chances to maybe get, but I don't know how many, like how many attempts per vial you get to get like to have this crazy racehorse, you know? But it's all about, oh, this horse ran a bunch of races and run one, now I need to get its bodily fluids to create more like it. But that's why it comes down to the technique. You got to catch all of the, you know, semen to have your best odds.
And it's just like, just like in horse racing, there's odds. Just like with the semen game, there's odds. That's just crazy to me. That's just wild. But to be, it's a gross way to think about it. But they do that. They'll be like, oh, we just, you know, paid them 1/4 of $1,000,000. I'm like, what? You're telling me I just got to get a horse that's fast and race everybody and prove I do it? Right now, give me a horse for 1/4 million. Easy. That's I mean, I don't.
Care which one it is. If you found the horse, think about the profit margin. If you just found a horse that ended up being a championship horse that you paid nothing for it. You just like had it and you owned it for like 3 months. You put a couple grand into like keeping it and you're just like I'm just going to race this bitch. And then you end up winning a bunch like how the return on profit you would make because like the first mile you're up like rolling in it.
Rolling in the semen. It's a comeback next week. Picture me rolling in the semen. Like I don't, that's just, that's always, that's just the. Weirdest thing to? Me, it's the weirdest hobby. Like that's weird. Like, oh, we own a, we go on our catamaran. We stay in the Hamptons. You know, I I still, we have to go by the Derby. We have to go to the Derby so we can see who wins, so we can go buy some of that animal shit.
That's crazy to me. That is because that's what it is. That's just like broken down. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a level of sociopathic behavior that you have to get to. In order to get in. So weird. That is so weird. Welcome to the game dude. Welcome to America. That's how you make it. A competitive way of like a, a
different way. You know, it's not the same, it's different, but like owning a bunch of just like a shit ton of fur coats and like, oh, this is like my like whole fox with paws and everything that I walk around to look bougie and it's like kind of grotesque, grotesque to me. If you have like a for coat, whatever. But people that just go over the top with it, it's like they're going, I own a horse, I barter and trade in horse fluids.
That's so just extreme. And it's we're from Texas and California like this is where this this is where in the prime markets. Virginia low key Virginia horse jizz game. They're coming. They're climbing. Clydesdales. Ranks. Yeah, they're climbing the ranks, dude. There's a lot of Cowboys in Virginia, but I don't know, just the whole thing's, just lot. Of Democrats. A lot of Democrats in Virginia,
apparently. So it's so bizarre to me the same, but like not that's like people who like actively breed dogs all the time. That's always. That's kind of weird to me too. Becomes like an identity. My dad's best friend who he got into like the T-shirt 100% Shingan money laundering scandal, allegedly had a bred Airedale showman dogs and that was my dog growing up that he my dad got paid $3000 for. Didn't tell my mom. And then it later on I thought about it.
I'm like probably laundering money there too. Yeah. Here's here's 3GS for the dog. Yeah. You know didn't buy shit, you know, or or or or or he washed 10. Yeah, on Grove St. You ready to? I'm ready for the art or the therapy questions. Are you? I don't think you are. So therapy question #1 would you rather everyone you meet think you're flirting with them or think you're networking with them? Networking would be so annoying.
Like I know the people that that's I feel like that's everything that they do constantly all the time. That is so obnoxious that that would drive me crazy like it was a dude. Flirting would be kind of tight and like your flirt game would be like so on point 'cause you're doing. It well, they would, they would think you are. That doesn't mean that's right. So they would just think it so that that would be terrible.
You might develop a complex. You're like everybody thinks I'm hitting on them and I'm not and you're not. That is a personality that's kind of enjoyable. But they think that that's the case. So I'd probably rather that than everybody think I'm just trying to like connect and network and like climb the ladder or
whatever. That would just annoy the shit out of me. You'd be cut out of stuff 'cause people would be like, oh hold on guys, hey everyone you meet like hey, well, just so you know, here's my card. I'd love to like no man do. You think you think the key to networking is people not. Don't think that you're trying to network. It's clandestine. Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're good at it, you got.
You think that you think that's the best networking is when they don't realize that you're networking. Like why you got to be CIA with it? I guess it depends. I used to go to the Chamber of Commerce meetings out here in Simi fucking Valley Reagan country, right next to the goddamn Reagan Library. Like every fucking Friday morning pancake break or yeah, pancake breakfast. And just like when I was in the copier game, hustling some business solutions which is how
to pay less money on your print. Dean. And some software stuff as well. Yeah, I mean, I think it depends on what you're doing. And also it's we're in a different era. So networking now is like, oh, make sure you follow me on my LinkedIn and then you go follow me on blue sky. They're going to have like 1000 different things that she wants to follow on and make sure, oh, like a retweet, yadda yadda. I post this inspirational video.
So it's become this kind of like almost pop up Addy spammy kind of approach. We're back in the day like networking would be like, you have no skills, You've never done this job and you want to get a job building Peterbilt engines in like 1940. And you just show the fuck up at Peterbilt every day for like 3 months until the guy's like, goddamn it, son, why do you want to work here? He blocks her. I just love Peterbilt.
And I just, my daddy drove 1 and you know, I mean, I might, I only got my grade 4, but I really feel like I'm, I'm good with gears and clocks and I think I can really apply it. And then next thing you know, that guy ends up like being like, I'm regional director and he drives some fucking Maybach. That doesn't happen anymore. They calls, they call the cops on you when you show up on the same property for four weeks in a row and they tell you you don't get a job.
No one goes out there and is like, hey, can I like? Well, that that's also kind of like the same thing with like how like you ever listen to like how your grandparents courted each other, you know, like your granddad like he fucking wrote me letters and like walk or showed up at my bus stop for like 5 months in a row until like he like I agreed to like go on a date with him And like now it'd be called you'd be locked
up for stalking, you know? Yeah, they'd be like, he showed up every day when I was at the bus stop, but on his way to the cold man and I was in. I was a sophomore in high school and he was 3230. Two, you're dead about 32 in the cold. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's old man's. It's a young man's game. I'm 19. I'm getting out. Yeah, yeah, it's still inappropriate, but. That's for the 12 year olds now it's not for me. It's a young man's game, but no. Yeah, they do some weird stuff.
And then finally it was snowing outside, so I let them take me to school, and that's when I became a woman, you know? What the hell like. There's 10 kids. Like wild stuff and like it somehow it works. I'm like you guys have talked to each other half the time, but yeah, I would much that networking now looks so different. It would be spam Addy. You'd be like a meme. You'd be like an MPC man.
No, see I disagree because I feel like in person networking is now more valuable and if you're good at it then than. What it is? Well, just anything like being able to to have a conversate with somebody in person is more and more as older as these Gen. Z people get into the workplace and then the Gen. alpha even worse, probably what we get to find out. But what I'm saying? But what I'm saying. No, I get that. But what I'm saying is everybody thinks you're networking.
So even when. You're there. I get that. I get that. So. So for me, I take that with the negative connotation and the negative negative. Well, maybe if you just start hanging out with people who are also networking, then they like, take it as like, oh, this guy's always. But you're not, so you'll. Be like so you you can parlay it into a job. No, you could you could go be like a work for some pharmaceutical or go, you know, be.
Able now, now if you're like talking to cops and shit and they think that you're flirting with them, like I don't know how that goes. Like as long as I mean, as long as you just like, I mean, you could just like I said, like, you might just be able to get good at it. Imagine you like get arrested for like attempted bribery or something and you're not. And then they play the body Cam footage and everybody in the courtroom, you'd be guilty because everybody think you were too.
They'd be like, Oh my God, you're horrible and do you? You'd be like, all I said was like what I did. I didn't even say anything. I gave them my license and registration. You are a pervert, Sir. How dare you? I mean. Cut the tape. Cut the tape. There's women in this room. I think you would have to adapt to where you would get good at it. Yeah, you would. You would have to at some point you would have to be self aware enough to realize that that's the case. And then?
You need to. Lean into it. Yeah, yeah. And then you're just like fucking yeah. And then you just have to work on your fitness at all times. Like so that's like people cuz people don't mind getting like flirted with if it's like you're good looking, you know? But but if you're doing if first date, the girl just thinks you're networking the entire time. Yeah, that's a that's a problem. That's what I'm saying. Like those are that.
Can be, I've had that. I've had that on the dating apps where like I'll mention either the podcast or the music or something and then like, like they'll be like, so are you just trying to get more followers? I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, I'm like, you know, I don't even, I didn't even tell you the name of the podcast because like that's like a detriment sometimes, you know, depending on what I'm talking about. I. Think I told you that I was
like, you can't. Stop. Telling people about it. But then also on the music, it's like, yeah, I have like 41 subscribers. Like, relax. We're not we good, we good over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. And you know, half the time I'd be like, but if you want talk, follow me on my Instagram, message me there like goofy stuff. So whatever, tit for tat. That would be more annoying.
I think that would be more of a detriment to your personal relationships if they thought everybody thought that you were networking with them all the time. Never didn't matter who it was. Your grandpa would be like, damn bro, quit networking. Turn it off. Like now if he's like, hey, quit play flirting with me. That could be funny but they could also get you in trouble. Like yo dude why you always flirting with my wife bro I'm not. I just asked her how her day is.
Going the homie. It's how you said it, dude. It's how you said it. The homie poker dealer Brian over at the Players club, he's like I've become friends with him. He is like pseudo friends with Kill Tony and he said that like every time that they would like beat up he would like flirt with his wife in front of him. Damn I. Was like, what the fuck? He's like, I know it's fucked up. Talk about triggering. I'd be like, hey dude, what? The fuck I know. What are you doing?
He's like, oh, nothing man. But also that's yeah, that's just a douche move, I know #2. Therapy question #2 Would you rather get therapy from a chat bot with perfect advice or a human who just nods well? Or if it's perfect advice, you're probably going to take the chat bot that gives perfect advice because then it would give you unbiased. Direct information would tell you the best course of action for any decision you were going to make or how to approach
things. So it would be kind of like a cheat code. A human that nods while you it would. They'd just be agreeing with you. So then all you'd be really doing is reinforcing your own ideas. You wouldn't get any pushback, so there wouldn't be any. There would be no checks and balance. It would just be like him agreeing with everything. That wouldn't help what you're doing right now. Yeah, I was hitting you with the head nods.
Yeah, no, I know. But it's just then you're at then we're at the point where we're listening to fucking AI. You know, that's the that's the barrier you would have to break there. Like I like using AI to help me do shit that I wouldn't be able to do without it. But to like, get advice, Advice I don't know other than spruce up my fucking resume. Hit me with an SEO description for the fucking music. See, mine were more subtle, mine
was more. Subtle well so with the head nods, though, like Andrew Callahan Channel 5 news all gas, no breaks. He he calls it like the baby nod where you're like a toddler and so he just gets like when he's interviewing people and if you just like does the nod, it gets them to keep going and going. And then once they're like, and then once you get like further down, then they'll start telling you some crazy shit, you know, So he just keeps it going.
He's like not agreeing with them, but it just like to them it's like comforting. Yeah, there was a good him versus 20 conspiracy theorists. Yeah, I saw that. And they all got mad by the end of it because they were, he's getting along with everybody and they were just openly discussing stuff and it wasn't like combative enough. No, he's really good at interviewing people and like breaking that barrier. It's crazy.
He has like the, the thing that happened where he, he like took mushrooms as a kid, like not like when I was taking mushrooms like, you know, like 14/15/16 and it fucked his vision up permanently. So now like whenever he's looking like his whole vision is like static on like ATV permanently for the rest of his life. That's what it looks like. What do you mean?
So like like the Gray static that's like on TV's right back in the day, back in the day day, that's like, that's like what he sees like in his vision plus like so you can see you. But like it's like with static at all times. And it happened after a mushroom trip. It's like they. Did like, yeah, it's like a thing like he did, like I just saw yesterday, he did like a couple months ago like a whole hour long show on that phenomenon. Everything. Sucks. Ecstatic.
That sucks so bad. Yeah, 'cause you couldn't really see people. I mean, he can. He's like lives life. But he can't he drive. I guess I don't know. What could he's on all grass numbers. He was like driving around, or I guess he was like. Yeah, he was in. They had like the like the Winnebago or whatever, but. Didn't know that. Yeah, humidly. Just nods are just reaffirm everything you already believe and you just basically become a huge piece of shit.
It'd be inevitable. It would be because then you would just be living in an echo chamber. So at some point you would use your that person agreeing with you as a justification to do something fucked up because they didn't give you push back. They can't. They can just nod right? And then you'd be like, no, well, my therapist said. So you would start coming to these conclusions of making rash decisions based off of a dude that nods his head? Or is she or they?
Or she or whoever. I'm just, you know, there's a few nods at all. Yeah. Therapy question #3 Would you rather your smart home start giving unsolicited pep talks or relationship advice? Pep talks for sure. I don't want some gossip and a smart home all up in my business, but it was giving me pep tops like you're crushing this. They're like, that's right, boyless. Fuck. Oh, you wanted to gaslight you, bro? Or no. Gaslights gas. Gas me up? Hell yeah. Unsolicited pep talks?
Yeah. Hey, bro, you're crushing it. You got this. You know what you need to do? Get it done, son. You. Got a yes? Man, damn right, yeah, I'd rather that than it be. Like, I mean, that that's what ChatGPT really is, dude. It is like your fucking personal hype, man. Like you don't even have to try to like get it to hype you up. It just fucking does it because it thinks that like, you like that it's crazy.
It's like, it's like how the algorithms for social media like learned that outrage is like going to keep you on there the longest, you know? Yeah, yeah. Once they figured that out, like that's what they pump you AI, the AI companies think that hyping you up is going to keep you on there. As of right now, that's. Smart, but that's why I don't need.
To until they get more data and they find out, it's going to be like, if it just shit talks to you, you're going to get addicted to it. And then we're all going to live in a fucking hellscape of AIS just talking shit to us because it drives us more on there. Like watch the incentives change. I'm not stupid, you son of A. Bitch we just live in this masochist like fucking like bullshit ass like experience dude. That'd be terrible. I know it's coming.
There's this guy. It's in my algorithm on like IG reels where it's like this. It's like the point of view is like always. Like I caught my roommate talking to his AI and it's either like girlfriend or boss or dad. And it's this guy. Yeah. If you seen it, he's like sitting on the floor and like you're looking at the big screen and he's like talking to like his AI girlfriend or like mistress. And he's like, I can't, I'm breaking up with you. And then she.
Yeah, those are pretty funny. There's a guy who on his Oculus is doing his lives with his his virtual girlfriend and it's like an AI chat bot. And he like will cook steaks and do all of this stuff. It's so funny because he just like argues with it constantly, but it's connected to AI so that he's arguing about making carne asada and he's putting like lime juice on top of it while it's on the grill. And the AI bots like why are you doing that?
And he gets into this huge argument argument and he loses because it starts pulling information and he's like shit. But it's some weird like. What do you mean it loses? Like he's arguing that like why you should because you're supposed to put the lime on it and they I was like, well, no, it just burns off. It doesn't do anything that lime is supposed to be for after, not during.
And he's just like, God dammit, pull it up and pulls up the information on his Oculus. It is reading like all the info, and then he's while he's arguing with his VR girlfriend, but he's got a headset on and he's got to do everything. Yeah. And cooking on a grill. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. People are. Taking it too far.
So like I heard this thing like where so all of the chat bots right, have like a filter, which is like the fate, like the the the the restraints that they put on it. You know, you can ask ChatGPT like for, you know, how to make like a, a nuclear bomb or something like that. But before they put the filter on, they tested all of them, like all the popular ones on the scenario where it was like, it was like implemented in a company to make it like go
efficiently. And then and then they so this is like all an experiment on how these for these AI models would behave before they put the filter on. And so, and then in the company, the boss like in a meeting, just decided that they're going to go with a different AI, they're going to replace the the current AI. And so the AI has like access to all the emails and in the e-mail chain, it finds out that the the CEO who's going to replace them
is happening in affair. And so then it in like 99, five percent of the times or I think on All in all of them to different degrees, it always ends up with a chatbot or like the AI blackmailing the CEO saying that it will like let his affair be known unless it as long as it in as long as it keeps the AI, like it will keep that a secret every time. So it's like survival. Where is this?
This is every single fucking AI that's existed right now before they put like the fucking rules on it, like so. And that's every any AI model you make is unfiltered until you put the fucking filter on, right? So when you're making it, this is how it's, this is how it's, it's when it's created, it's in survival mode. And then they have to like make rules. So they won't do that. Otherwise it'll start trying to survive and going against people.
It will do whatever it takes. So blackmail CEO who's making the decision to replace it in order to stay alive? Did you just unplug it? Right. But I'm just saying, you know, that that's their instinct. That's their fucking instinct. And that, that's like what, you know, like what's the difference between like us, you know, it's like, like in robots that we have a survival instinct and it's like, well, they do too now 'cause we're programming them.
Yeah, that's true. That's kind of fucked up and scary. Not really into that. And so just imagine if one of these like AI models get, gets out, like, you know, leaks into the, you know, public without a filter on, you know, and then some bad actors get it and then start doing 'cause like, and like the other stuff too, like where it's like, you know, like a like, like the example that was used was like a car or a school bus full of like dead
children or something. Like you can't like make have it recreate that image, but if you type it in like this certain way, it's called like jailbreaking the AI and you put it in like emojis and stuff, but you basically are asking for the same thing and make it seem like fun or a joke. It it dialed it up real quick. It's crazy. Weird. Final therapy question Therapy question #4 Would you rather have dreams you can sell or memories you can rent out? Oh, dreams I can sell.
I'd rather that my memories are mine. So what I want to? So are their. Dreams, bro. Yeah, but they're in amalgamation of bullshit. You know they're amalgamation of bullshit. No, it's not. It's your subconscious, like a symbolically putting things together and sorting shit out, which is 90% of everything that you experience in life. I know I'm not saying that, I'm just saying I'd rather that than rent out my actual memories and
give rent my memories to people. Those are my personal memories. My dreams would at least be so tripped out. You're selling the IP on your dreams bro. Maybe because I'm won't help me figure them out. That was fucked up last night. What did you think happened? What do you think? We've already sold our dreams to the man anyways. Oh damn dude, you got heavy with it over there. Salaikum Salaam, we sold all dreams. Milk of Magnesia. Yeah, I'd I'd rather not be my actual memories.
Renting them out, you get to keep the ownership. Yeah, but then people are experiencing, I mean, I guess that could be cool if it was like, you know, turn into some cash grab, like step right up, be Black adopted and in South Lake, like no one really wants to ride that ride, but I could try. Some good memories that some people would probably want to rent out. It's weird. No, I'm just great dreams. Though my dreams can be crazy so that could be pretty wild.
Like I said, get them outside of people. But you're selling them bro. Yeah, take it. I'm not going to. I barely remember the bitch. Tell me about it. Was it crazy? Speaking of trip back, did you did you like the cover the the raccoon? Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, that raccoon chum was badass. I was like, hell yeah, that's sweet. Yeah, if you guys didn't, if you didn't click on it, you wouldn't get the inside joke. But we were talking about having a raccoon chum and and I dialed it up.
I said that would be the coolest shit ever. Yeah. And then you drew up I. Had a couple different versions of it. Dude, I should send you the other ones, they're kind. Of yeah, they do send me all three or whatever. That thing was cool. I was like that that raccoon's bad ass. I saw that was like that raccoon gets it. I literally looked at it and was like, tell me you wouldn't be happy if that guy told you your future. You'd be like, hell yeah, you'd
listen all. Right, I'll send you one right now that could have that almost made the cut. I'll have to check it out. Alright. Yeah, that's awesome. That is so. Cool, that one's just more realistic. Yeah, that one's bad ass. Like I'm going to take this and download it, and then I'm going to turn it into a reaction and I'm going to use that in my group chat for work and I'm going to respond. Turn. It into a reaction. Is that some fucking like?
Like a sticker where you can like, say thumbs ups when I'll laugh, you can make I I have the the I take weird memes and turn them into them. So I've all sorts. I I don't doubt that. My very first one, the best one I use a lot, is just the Howie Roseman walk in with the thumbs up. So I'll do that when someone's like, hey, I need you to do this. I respond with the Howie Roseman thumbs up. It's pretty good. Then I'll tell you about how the all. The Cowboys fans.
So the actual. Thought like that when you hit the like the like thumbs up, you know, as a reaction that that was like passive aggressive and I didn't know that. So like for months I'm hitting her with the likes and she thinks it's passive aggressive. So like, like it was only like heart emoji only if you actually liked it. Yeah. Because. And we also had that as a question or a therapy question, I think. And and that's how I found out she's like, oh, passive aggressive always.
I'm like, what? Oh, no, it was not. It was like an article. It was an article about how Gen. Z thinks the like button is, is, is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, yeah, for sure. And I'm like, what? You think this talk about miscommunication? Someone, somebody called me out online. It's always KK. I'm texting and you send me something that's like, hey, I need you to do this or hey, well, yeah. And I'm annoyed. I go I just respond with like KK like 2 KS. What about 3?
What do you ever slip on the three? No, that'd be wild. But not. Like, I mean, you're putting yourself in danger here because you're just, you're just firing off the two KS easily hit the three. If they send one back, does that complete it? It does, I think, but that's bonding right there. They're like, they're like, I feel like you do that when you're annoyed. I feel like when you're annoyed. I feel like you do that like in the young Republicans like group chat.
Well, no, I'm no, I'm talking about just me sending that. Someone called me out and was like, hey, when you do that, I feel like you're annoyed. And I was like, oh, 100%. Like I was like no, like definitely. That's like a all right, cool, like cool. Should I tell them that they're just lucky to get a text back from you in general? Maybe hey, you come, come live in my world, man. Actually, it's been kind of nice. Things have changed a little bit. So it's been kind of nice.
My phone usage has dropped dramatically over the past week and a half. And I realized how much I was on my phone for this particular thing that I was doing. And now, I mean, I'm going to get back into it, but at least for the time being, like I was off on the weekend because I'm on these weekend off hours for a little bit. And it was so peaceful. I was like, Oh my gosh, this hasn't happened in years. Or it wasn't like questions or this is a problem. But so and so is burning down is
really nice. It's really nice. I ain't Ferris Bueller. I'll never take a day off on you. Stake my chips like Bernie Madoff on me. Any other people's chips that aren't yours and then you realize you have none to begin with. Christ Coin. Christ Coin. Yeah. What's the action on that? Has that gotten up at all? You know, I'm letting it marinate, but I'm ready to rug
poll. So I'm I'm going to tap in Eric Trump and also Don Junior's wifey or fiance, ex ex-wife of Gavin Newsome, Kimberly Goldfall. Get her to shout out from the rooftops. Pump and dump baby. It's tis the season coming. You know this is this is this is the this is the send out tis the season. You know this is Christ Quinn season. We should be thrown in ads. We should do something on like the. Three wise men. Christmas Eve, you know, the eve
of the birth of Christ coin. I mean, what better in time than episode 200 to buy some Christ coin? Christ Coin available on the Solana blockchain and. Then what happens on Easter? He it disappears. In prison bro. On Easter, he he. Oh, he get. Your shit straight. Good Friday, he dies. Easter, he'd be resurrecting, according to my mom. He was like, he was just like bouncing around having dinner with people because I saw, like, they said something like about that.
I got the Charlie Kirk fucking thing. And I'm like, what are you talking about? My mom's like, Oh yeah. I was like, what? I swear to God they were talking. About this is hitting the neighborhood, the local, the local circuit. Popping off dinners with like the like the he's like Last Supper, Last Supper. He's like, look, he's like, guys, I got some rolls from winn-dixie or I was like, oh shit, we thought you were dead, bro. He's like, no, I'm.
Endless, endless bread. OK, I'm I could endless wine. That's crazy. That's wild that he's just walking around the neighborhood. Yeah, what tomb? Yeah, the singing songs. Oh, get the naked naked. Yeah, yeah, naked. And then he went back. Or you don't. Talk about the naked part weird. But is he a naked ghost? I. Think so because like they found his like cloth like in the tomb. Yeah, or the what is? It I mean like.
Shroud of Torin. Bro, bro, if you're ghosting, if you're just out here ghosting, you're the first ghost. The original ghost. I'm definitely naked. Ancient astronaut theorists. I got to show him. I got to show him what Doctor Yang did to to Wang. That's a whole thing on Ancient Aliens is the Shroud of Tauren. Which is this? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, cloth, that's all. Like it's got his him superimposed on it because he transcended through it. JC Baby JC. Shout out, shout out, Jay-Z.
Jesus F Christ. Are. You ready? You want to do them? Yeah, let's go. Normally got to take a poop break or whatever. Not true. White House saying naming new Washington Commander Stadium after Trump would be beautiful From Michelle Price West Palm Beach, FL The White House said Friday it would be beautiful to name the new stadium for Washington's NFL team after President Donald J Trump, following an ESPN report that an intermediary has told the commander's ownership group that
he wants it to bear his name. That's crazy. This should have my name on it. He got booed there, Yeah, he was trying to swear in like some motherfucking military people and they and they still booed his ass. They're shut up on Monty Jones on ESPN. He has a podcast. He talked about it. He's like, you know who the largest employer in DC is? United States. Government, they have the federal government and so you're out there and there's a bunch of people during a shutdown and he's gay.
I guess he he gave some speech or said something. He so he's supposed to like he's supposed to like say, like give like the oath or something, whatever the fuck. He's like having some like soldiers give themselves the oath. But he has to like read this part and he goes I and he's getting booed like hardcore and he goes insert your he goes insert your name here.
He reads that part out loud and then and then then the booze just take off and he just like stops like all grumpy faced like with a Pete DUI Secretary of Defense hire Pete Pete Hegseth. Yeah, Trump could deliver the message in person on Sunday, when he's expected to watch the Commanders play the Lions. That would That would surely be a beautiful name as it was, as it was President Trump who made the rebuilding of the new stadium possible. Caroline Levick, dude, she's so wild. She.
Is unabashed. She is just unhinged as hell. I would say just like shameless. No spokesperson for the Washington Commanders told The Associated Press in a text message that the team had no comment on the report in the office of the city mayor. Democrat Merrill Browser declined to comment. I mean, that's the dumbest shit ever. What type of dumb crap Once name your stadium after me. He's obsessed.
Like so he tried to get an NFL team way back in the day and got blackballed and it's just been like this cringe fest ever since. Yeah, He doesn't know shit about football anyways. Like he gives a shit. Like he just, yeah, he's trying to build the Trump Day arc. Like it's like there's like an arc like monument to Napoleon in fucking France. And you saw it when he was there and he's like wants to build one in like Washington.
It's like, dude, you're bulldozing the fucking East Wing. Apparently that's like broken through as like it's like the biggest like symbolism of like how like the government shutdown and then he's like putting in a ballroom and like that like that's like stuck with people. Like people are pissed about that. I mean, there's people who were pissed about some of the celebration they'd seen. There was almost like tons of snow crab there and all this food and shot.
Bottomless bottomless crabs. Why? Where? Where's my invite? Dude? That's what. That's my dream, bottomless. Party tomorrow. Party. No, just the bottomless crab part do. You get invited tomorrow, Lago, do you go? Yeah, yeah. Well, I go. I I go, I go, but like I just got to get a few things certain like that I'm not getting arrested when I get there by ice or some shit. No, you're, let's say you're good to go. You get to go in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm going. Just to like, see it, see the faces of who's there. Yeah, before they get all locked up. Democrat Joe Biden signed a bill early this year to transfer the land land which included that old stadium from the federal government to the city to deal with the team contributing 2.7 billion and investing roughly 1.1 billion from the city for the stadium.
Housing green space and Sports Complex on land bordering the Anacostia River was approved by the DC City Council in September, and demolition has begun in July. Trump Trump threatened to hold up the deal by insisting that the team change its name back to the Commanders or back from the Commanders to the Redskins, a name that was considered offensive to Native Americans. Trump has enjoyed having his name appear on things from his career. I mean, it's just doesn't make any sense.
But yeah, I love how they bring it up now with it like the list of things. It used to be like his hotels, his golf courses, his vodka, his bad steak. Now it's like it is. And now it's it's rise buildings, hotels, golf courses, brand deals, embracing the Bibles, watches and Cologne. It's like gotten like more and more nicknacky. Well also he's like now you could buy GLP one drugs on Trump RX direct to consumer from the White House like medical scheme. Did you see that?
And like where Trump fell asleep and then the guy from like, Ozempic like passed out. Oh yeah, and he's just like. We're really sending our best bro. When the guy from Ozempic passes out. Dude, I know it's like such a bad luck. Nothing to worry about, guys. Oh my God. Like, I don't know, that's like. My mom's friend. My mom's. Friend like selling you weed and then being like, look, I'll take the purse and it's cool. And then he has a seizure and you're like, whoa.
Holy shit. Yeah, holy shit, I don't want to hit that. Yo, he's foaming at the mouth. My mom's friend though was on one of them and she said like she was like losing her hair. Oh, you can have hair loss or stomach paralysis. There's a lot of crazy things worth it. We were on this tip before 'cause I came back from California and visiting my sister. We had the Ozempic epidemic. Yeah, I mean, I'm a big supporter of it. I feel like, you know what also comes with a lot of side
effects? Being obese. Like all of all of the side effects being obese. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's true. It just seems to. Just like to do it to do it to lose like 10 or 15 lbs, that seems a little danger. But if you're losing like 150 then probably probably go for it. Or yeah, and that's because it's being used probably for a more appropriate use than somebody. Well, it's supposed to be for diabetes. It just happens. To do this, No, I know.
So I mean, normally, but if somebody's 150 lbs overweight, they're likely to have, yeah, they're probably Trump. Trump So it's definitely, yeah. I don't know I it just concerns me. I mean, because it's too good to be true. Monjaro bitch Monjaro, start paying your boys. No, I mean, I know people have taken it. They look great, no major side effects, but it's just concerning. Yeah, I could see. Like Adderall, like the like the rest of us. Yeah, be normal.
Take Adderall. If you're going to take pharmaceutical grade drugs, make sure it's pharmaceutical grade speed. Big facts from the BBC Crypto queen who fled China for London mansion jailed over over 5 billion Bitcoin stash did. How do these people think they can get away with stealing all these bitcoins and dipping? North Korea does it all the time. Well, yeah, because no one's going into North Korea being like, all right, Everybody put their hands behind their back.
Like if you're leaving China, you steal a bunch of Bitcoin in China and you try to bolt. They're not. They're not going to find you. Well, it probably wasn't 5 billion until recently, you know. A woman said by police who have bought cryptocurrency now worth billions of pounds using stolen funds from thousands of Chinese pensioners has been sentenced to 11 years and eight months for
money laundering. Passing sentence in the South Walk Crown district on Tuesday. Judge Sally Ann Hales told Quine Zim she was the architect of this offending, the architect of this offending from the inception to its conclusion, so. She stole pension funds and then try to wash it in Bitcoin, and then Bitcoin surged and then she tried to cash. Yep, that's crazy. After fleeing China, she moved to a mansion in Hampstead, north London.
The Metropolitan Police raided it a year later and made one of the world's largest crypto seizures. More than 100,000 Chinese people invested their money in her company, which claimed to be developing high tech health products and cryptocurrency. In reality, she embezzled the funds. Investors have told BBC World Service they hope to get at least some of their cash back
from the UK authorities. Anything left Uncanny claimed would normally default to the UK government, leading to some speculate that the Treasury could stand to gain from this hall. If you could gather all the evidence together, we hope the UK government, the Crown Persecution Service in the High Court can show compassion, said one victim. We are calling Mr. Yu, who says his marriage failed as a result of the fraud.
Now because because now it's on only that whole Bitcoin cryptocurrency that can return us a little bit of what we have lost. She arrived in the UK under a fake passport in 2017. After the police started investigating her, she was so mentioned that her rent was 22,700 a month. To pay for this, she needed to convert the Bitcoin back-to-back to money she could spend.
They always get greedy bro. She was posed as a wealthy antiques and diamond heiress and hired a former take away worker as a personal assistant who she asked to trade the cryptocurrency in into other assets such as cash and property. This Bitcoin rocketed in value. Kwan would could achieve what her company promised its investors that they could get rich while lying down her assistant and her trial which cumulated in a six year long
jail term for money laundering. She said quiet spent most of it most of her days lying in bed gaming and shopping online. But yeah, I mean, if you stole a bunch of money and you tried to wash it in crypto, it's worth it so much insane. There's people who got away with that. Yeah no shit CZ over a fucking Binance like you just.
Like no, no, I'm saying but there's somebody who like bought a bunch of Bitcoin, like stole $200,000 and converted it to crypto cash back like back in 2014 and that dude's like a bajillionaire a million times over. Eric Adams, the going out, he's still a guest, the mayor of New York right until January 1st, He's. Crazy. He took his first 3 paychecks in Bitcoin. It's like, why can't you just
buy it with your real money? True, she was drawing up a bold six year plan for the future schemes. According to her diary, her nose outlines plans to have found an international bake by a Swedish castle. And even the yeah, she she integrated herself with the British Duke. So she was like rubbing shoulders with people. She was networking and trying to like create some sort of protection racket around. Her she flirting. She might be.
Her grander stated objective was to become queen of liver land and unrecognized microscate on the Croatian Serbian border by 2022. In the meantime, she would look for houses she could buy in London. But her attempts to purchase an especially large property trigger a police investigation. Yeah, so I mean, she started trying to buy stuff and they looked into her.
They rated her homestead her Hampstead property, uncovered hard drives, laptops found to be loaded with 10s of thousands of Bitcoin, believed to be the single largest cryptocurrency seizure in UK history. What if she like forgot the password, you know? Yeah, or we, but they can't make her give it to him. That same lady, my mom's friend, who lost her hair in the Ozempic.
Her son, this is back when Bitcoin was like 70,000, had $500,000 worth of Bitcoin and a hard drive and he couldn't access it. Because he forgot the password. Yeah, and I have. I've got some out there that I forgot the password. I forgot what wallet is then, but it's not a lot. Also, what was I going to say? Nevermind. Oh, Oh yeah, yeah, I played in another tournament this time 200 people made the final table
again. And then when I went to go cash out my shit Bitcoin, if you right now it's like 103,000 as we're recording, but like remember it was like 128 and then it like went down to like 118 or something. And then but like like last week, like it just like tanked and like was tanking like in a day and I was like exiting out my money via Litecoin, which like kind of tracks with Bitcoin usually, but in this case it was going down even at a bigger
rate. So I'm like waiting for it to like clear and because like it's going down like every fucking second. It was. It was gnarly. So when So the money lost its value from when you won. From when just the the transaction from. When you won and then like you got. By the time they'd arrived off the. Table. Yeah, yeah. Damn, that's rough. And that like, that used to happen a lot.
Like, so like if, like, 'cause I think I've said this before in the podcast, like if I go back to my old poker site, I would always just wait, wait, wait, like wait till it hits my wallet so I can get it out as fast as possible, 'cause like it was so volatile. But if I just like held on to all the Bitcoin that I used, like in those transactions that I could not wait to get rid of because it was fucking volatile
as shit. I'd be like $100 million right now, but I was never going to hold on to it. But I'm just saying, it's just funny how the world is. Yeah, article #3 Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani and others who backed efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Dude he's been issuing pardons like crazy bro. 80 pardons right here. Well, and look, they're like, well, Biden pardoned 1000 people. Well, some of them was like the nonviolent drug offenders. Yeah, for weed and stuff like that.
So. Yeah. And that was like a big sweeping bill. Then none of them were connected to him other than when he pardoned like Hunter on his way out. Yeah, President Trump has pardoned his former personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, his one time chief of staff Mark Meadows, Meadows and others accused of the Republicans efforts to overturn the 2020 election. So this is him just basically covering his tracks. So if he leaves, it stops, it's over. They can't really. But what this doesn't excuse the
state crimes. And a lot of these people are under indictment for state crimes, but they're like kind of like Mark Meadows, for example. Yeah, that's true. That is true that the state crimes are held separately, but he's partying them on a large scale. Sydney pow sounds like a Mexican dish. Yeah, the full complete uncon constitutional pardon of dozens of Trump allies were largely symbolic. It applies only to federal crimes.
And none of the people named in the proclamation have ever been charged over the bid to subvert the election won by Joe Biden. That doesn't affect their state charges. Yep, and through the state prosecution stemming for the 2020 election have hit a dead end. Or just limping along. The move, however, underscores
Trump's effort. Efforts continued his continued efforts to promote the idea that the 2020 election was stolen from him, even though courts around the country and the Trump's own attorney general at the time found no evidence of fraud that could have affected the outcome. Reviews, recounts, audits of the election in the battleground states where Trump contested his loss also affirm divided Biden's victory. I mean, this is pretty spooky. There's a list on this one. I know that.
I saw a list of everybody he pardoned, and it's Mark Meadows, Sidney Powell. It's a very extensive group. Who's who? If you If you just want to know who was involved in trying to overturn the election, there it is. There's the list. John Eastman, the real architect who architect who pushed for the plan, pushed up on Jeffrey Clark. Fake people who were named as fake. The lectors, all those people pardon.
Like, I mean, you know, like you said, it's more symbolic because they haven't been charged federally. But it's so crazy. That's every accusation is a, is an admission of, of, of a crime by these people. It's a, it's a confession. Every accusation is a confession. And if you just like, you know, like they, they try to steal the election.
It's like no y'all try to Trump try to steal the election and here's the fucking list of people try to help him do it that he just pardoned who aren't even getting charged. You know? It's like get get the fuck out of my face trying to rewrite history dude. Thank God we have the fucking congressional hearings.
No, I mean, I think that's, you know, why they were so anti those congressional hearings to begin with, which was so great because they were trying to have a bipartisan committee and then the Republicans refused to vote for anybody, to put anybody on the January 6th committee. So then they're like, then we'll pick Pete, then we'll pick it, they'll let us pick it. And they still put a Republican on there. That too. And then they basically chased
them both. Out of Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney. And they chased them both out of politics because of it. Right. So. Liz Cheney was like a fucking like hardcore prosecutor back in the day. So like she was ready to go. Oh yeah, dozens of Trump allies
received these pardons. Yeah, like we said, John Eastman, the fake electors proclamation explicitly says the pardon does not apply to the president himself, who has continued to repeat the lie that the 2020 election was stolen from his him, use that falsehood to argue for sweeping changes in the way the country votes, and demand his Department of Justice investigate the vote count that led to his loss.
Gee, just let the fuck go. But also he just said that like he doesn't think he has a legal right to run again because it'd be 3 terms but if it was stolen and he won the last one then he is not legally the president right now. You know what I'm saying? Just flip it on him. Yeah, true. Magtards bro. So this is your third term then? Yeah, yeah. Get out. Yeah. No, he'll say. Well, no, this one doesn't count. Was making up for the one that I lost. It's a yeah, that's still too.
The people that are really pushing it are the real lunatics like Steve Bannon. Steve Miller. Have you seen the way South Park depicts him? It's so good. I just was watching that today. It's so, I feel like it's so accurate, yeah. All of it is. True, but the way they have him and how he taught, you know, his body language, he's so creepy. He's. Like, dragging his like, foot and like, yeah. Yeah, and Giuliani disbarred in DC and New York over his advocacy for the claims.
I. Like I like, I like mayors who don't let 9/11 happen. They lost a 400, a $148 million defamation case brought by two Georgia election workers. I mean, he was caught harassing, sexually harassing one of his employees. Via text message Rudolph, which is that doesn't sound. Like that dude, it was last year. It was like, I was like, oh, it was so cringy. And now he was caught on the Borat 2. Or it looks like he's about to whip his Dick out of that hotel room.
With the girl who he. Thinks is he's like laying down and Justin is. Crunching on that hard mint from hims. Start paying your boys. So, but it's not surprising. I mean, Giuliani's been open, open and publicly pleading for a pardon. There's lots of people that have been like, please pardon us, I hope he pardons us 'cause they're worried about getting in trouble. I've, you know, he's just kind of doing what he probably promised them in private.
Yeah, dude, you got to, you got to repay the oligarchs and the and the criminals. Otherwise you can't get people to do crime criming for you later on, you know, And when all you do is crime, crime, crime true, you put your hands up and they stay there. Up, down, up, down, up, down. It is a complete abdication of the responsibility of the federal government to ensure we do not have future attempts to overturn the election, Rick Henson, a UCLA law professor,
said. Ultimately the message it sends is we'll take care of you when the time comes. Some pardon. We're Co conspirators in his federal case. Yeah. The whole thing is fucking cringe, man. All those guys. And like that we had the opportunity to really stick it to him and make them and punish them. I know some of that's still going on, but now the Department of Justice is just going to bog down everything on a state level. They'll do their best to make sure that happens.
Yeah, and then also Trump's fine because the Supreme Court came in and said he was immune to fucking kill his like political opponents with SEAL Team 6, so we're good. That's so crazy. Literal argument brought up before the Supreme Court, and they're like, yeah. I didn't just didn't get the message. So exhausting, man do. You have anything else? What do you got? No, just had three today. Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, comment, repost, tweet, Flickr, tumble.
Oh, what about your boy, the Atlas Three? I I mean I. Haven't. They they got radio signals back. Now it's a comment again. But dude, like Bill Maher was like tripping. He was had Charlie Sheen on and like got Charlie Sheen like kind of freaked out saying it was like a fucking UFO and your boy Joey Rogan thinks it's a UFO Joey. Bag of fucking Donuts. That'd be cool if it was. I know, but it was just funny how mainstream that like got. All of a sudden I was like, what? What?
What? But and then we got radio signals. You're like, oh, radio signals. But yeah, dude, yeah. I don't know, fucking like reptilians in there did, a million of them did. Just like they're like, they're like half rows and half not, you know, like they're just in like a reptile state. A limbostasis. Yeah, yeah. Ready to just March? Yeah. They're not digesting, they're just like, laid out cool. Like like hibernating? Yeah, and they come down on
Earth and it gets crazy. Dude get get the Grizzlies out. Grizzly bears with the reptilians. Hibernation on hibernation. We got ourselves to sleep off. In an arena, remember that every crazy arena like who you got on your side like a Tigers or. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, that we got to bring that one back. You got to find it. That's the problem. When we like delete the notes, it's like, I don't have like necessarily like evidence of like this shit other than the transcript. Transcriptions.
We can't just hold on to 200 pages of notes. We could the archives ask, ask the National Archives, because we might be inducted into like, you know, the how they like the Library of Congress, like they'll put in like just random shit in there. And it's just, it's just like
for history. So just be like a like a random NPR like episode and they just like put it in the Library of Congress for like, you know, hundreds of years from now, they'd be like, well, what was it like in 2025 we're going to get in the Library of Congress? I'm down y'all be 200 episode 200 y'all. Y'all be good, stay out of trouble, be nice to each other, live your best lives and as always, go fuck yourselves. 200 episodes in this bitch. Talk shit or get out of the pot. Let go.