Episode 198: Let Them Eat Nothing

What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod Episode 198 Gambling with my SNAP benefits, motherfucker. We're burning it down. Let them eat nothing. We ain't their feast. Cut the food stamps. Feed the beast. Let them eat nothing. We bite back loud. No king, no queen. Just hungry and proud. People are revoliss young, red lights long and the budget's

thin. The people rise. Weed again. Let there mean nothing. We'll make the cake from Rage. Talk shit or get off the punch. Oh shit, I'll get off the punt. What's up, dude? Oh goes up. For the record, I don't have SNAP benefits and not gambling with it. Joseph put that title in. And it's like it made for the topics, it made sense and it's catchy. It's like, what? How do I do that? Who accepts those What? What back door cart house? Except but but we'll get into back door cart houses.

That's like trade in soups like in prison dude. Well, people, no, because there's people who sell their like their food stamps to people for cash, which is like food, which is like fraud. So people get caught doing that where it's like, OK, I'll give you like a a dollar for every $3 in food stamps. There's people that do that. That's a whole racket. Mommy's dad, who is the executive recruiter for Facebook and DreamWorks. It's like billionaire. Did he originally from Detroit?

And I was watching Meet the Press one day and they had this guy on. He did an entire like book on the history of the Detroit and it seemed like pretty legit. And I was like, you know, I'm thinking in my networking brain. I'm like, ah, hey, she's dad from Detroit, but cop them the book and gave it. And I never even met the guy, gave it to JT. I'm like, here, give this to your dad. And then so you cruise over to his house one day and this will be the first time I'm going to

meet his dad. And he's like, dad. He's his dad was up in the office and they're like fucking mega mansion. And we're going up like the secret stairwell to his office. And he's like, dad, my friend, Andy's here. He's the one who bought you that book about Detroit. And he's like, oh, that piece of shit liberal book. And I was like, liberal book. I was like, like thinking to myself, I'm like, what the fuck? I thought this was just like a history book on Detroit.

And but so I get up there and he just goes off about how the book gave black people way too much credit for like, like, like building Detroit shit. And I was like, what the fuck? Just got like, so racist so quickly. But one of the things he was saying was like, just like, just just like, you know, like I hadn't even said anything yet was that they would, like, buy laundry detergent. Yeah. Yeah, with their SNAP benefits,

maybe. And then they would sell it in the alley for cash to go buy drugs. And I was like, cool. Well, you like the Red Wings. They used to play hockey, you know, like I was just like. That's weird. One one thing I think about with laundry detergent is in South Lake where we both grew up in Texas. For the listeners, I was clarifying like you normally do, bro, you drop off some laundry detergent to teen court, you get your hours on community service,

drop down if you got in trouble. If you had teen court, sometimes it's soup there. When I was in teen court, it was laundry detergent for every jug you bought. It was like 15 hours so you could just get your community service. Where was it going to? I don't know. You just gave it to the, well, the teen Court lady Amber, I think was her name. I remember she was kind of Batty, though. Everyone had like, everyone who went to Teen Court came out like, I don't mind going to teen court.

Oh. Fuck you dude, fuck you. I went to teen court, went on trial with teen court, a jury of my peers. I represented myself. Dumb bitch puts me on the witness stand and she like hits me with like this like big elaborate bullshit. It was like a picture. OK, like I'll just, I'll just put the record. Like I was I crashed my parents suburban into a power power line pole, knocked out the power of this entire neighborhood on Valentine's Day.

Like went through the entire engine of the Suburban Z71 or whatever it was. It was a rain one. No black. It was like it was like the souped up one after the green one and but it like I it was raining. It just started raining. I was going, I was going to our girl MO's house, stopping there for a make out sesh, then going to hockey practice. But my back tires like swerve out like and then I just went straight into the pool. And then they the cop tried to

say that I'd been drinking. I bet they never gave me like a breathalyzer or anything. And then my parents just came and picked me up. So I so I went to teen court for that. And then she's like, she's like, look at should I have pictures of my car, the Suburban and like aftermath. And then she's like, look at all, look at the road. It's all gravelly and you're going 40 or 50 miles an hour. It was like a 45, but in 50 miles an hour while it's raining in this gravel.

And then like this big production I go, those pictures were taken at the tow yard where where you know, like after they took my total suburban to like the junkyard and then they took the pictures and then it was like every like a gasp out of the jury. And then I just got off. Like I had, I had to do like community. I had to do like 8 hours community service at the library. And then like when I was at the library, some like older chick was also doing community

service. She was like kind of hot and she was taking like diet pills like to get like fucked up and like gave me some and it just made me feel weird. That's like the most I did community service at the library in in South Lake teen Court I've ever heard. When I had mine, man, I did the laundry detergent for a bit and then like I had a shit ton of hours. So there's at one point I pulled weeds at the fire department. That was pretty tight. The worst was to knock it all

out. I volunteered at Grapefest, so I and I had to watch the bouncy slide and it was terrible because it was across the way from the Bob the Builder stand. So it was just like every 30 minutes there was like another, not even like 15 minutes. There was another Bob the Builder show for kids that would come by and he'd come out and whatever and then it would end, go back for about 5 minutes, come back, do the same shit out there. I had to like 8-8 or nine hours to finish.

I was like, I'm just going to finish the shit today. I'm just going to stay. So I showed up and open at the start and bro, I heard that Bob the Builder song non-stop because when he wasn't performing and singing the thing, it was just playing on a loop like and that's all there was. I was just sitting there while these kids are diving off of this like 2 story bouncy slide. I have no, I have no business watching this.

I'm not interested at all. Just like about to lose my mind for about 8 to 9 hours I was just listening to Bob the Builder. I have no idea what that is. Oh I know I've heard of Bob the Builder, but I have no idea what the theme song is. Yes we can. It's like, oh bro, like I know it. I didn't then and I'll never forget as like Vietnam music to

me, dude. You might as well play like clearance in Clearwater, dude, because that just like fuck, I feel like I'm in the middle of the Mekong Delta. I just left the Nang dude, like it's going down when I hear the Bob the Builder because it was tormenting, but I I've, I mean, I was like, Oh, I want to go to court and fight this. My my mom's like Nope, Nope, like the you're just getting what you get. I was like, oh, thanks, that's great. Love the you got my back.

But I bought a lot of laundry detergent for sure. Speaking of credence, I think I'm going to make a protest song like in the like style of like the 70s protest song, Yeah. I ain't no senator Song, song, song, you know what I mean? But no, that was terrible. But teen Court, shout out, shout out, shout out teen court, 'cause even though it was lame, it was an experience. And now that whole building, that whole building, that's where I vote.

It's great. I make a point to go in and vote in South Lake Town Square, down downstairs, there's still a library. And then that now you get like your, you can get like register your car there. That whole building's just like the I don't, it's not the courthouse. The new courthouse looks crazy with the Police Department next to Del Frisco's. It's like right, like get out of here, but it's like crazy. It's like bougie as fuck. I went in there. It looks like some Gotham Castle thing.

It's pretty absurd. Well, yeah, 'cause like, it's the property tax, right? Like, and all those like properties like have just like quintuple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's and what's wild is I remember when that was some wildly dude and he had like it was just a big swath of land that it was like a little shack, shitty house on it and it was surrounded by barbed wire. It was awful. People like lived there half the time it was just like a shit hole and then they sold it and

it became town square. But for like a chunk. I remember it being like a shithole. OK, another crazy story. It's super awesome. So I was doing my work thing, walking around. Who do I see? South Lake Mayor, You ain't trading with me. You're burning money, baby. Rick Stacy staying. And what's funny is I bumped into his oldest son. I bought a very expensive couch from them. It got fucked up.

It took forever to get. I think I talked about this, this was a while ago on the pod and I bumped into his son who used to like, threaten to beat the shit out of me 'cause I would like break their windows and 'cause they're his huge property. Where? His mansion in our hometown of South Lake, Texas. This guy Rick Stacy, he is a furniture icon in the fuck mattress Macd or something. He's he is famous for setting fire to hundreds of thousands of dollars on fire on television

tycoon and furniture tycoon. And all that property is now like multimillion dollar homes. He sold all that property. It's all neighborhoods like, but he's there and I'm like, oh shit, like he's just staying. I'm like, Hey, what's my mayor doing in here? And he was like, and we got to talk in and he was like, wait, you lived on Blanco Circle? And I was like, yeah, this is the one thing that's shitty and funny dredged on White Circle. Yeah, I lived on.

Yeah. No, I always said that I lived on Blanco Circle with my all white family. Yeah. It's like a sitcom, bro. But he remembers me because I was the only black kid in the neighborhood. And I used to like throw rocks at his Longhorns and like, like I set fire to a portion of his backyard one time, his pasture with fireworks. And we used to play baseball and he was like, holy shit.

So then we're sitting there chopping it up and we played football with two of, I played football with two of his nephews. So it's like very, you know, there's like three of us. Don't you think you should get some probable deniability? Like where so for for the audience, Rick Stacy, he would light money on fire on commercials like and he's like, if you're not shopping with me, you're lighting money on fire. And you would actually light real money on fire. That's awesome.

Still does. So you lit his his backyard on fire. Yeah, dude, I would just like be deny it, be like bro, dude, we have this dude on camera lighting cash on fire all the time. You're telling me you're going to blame the one black kid on Blanco Circle like for this? Like when it's we have like, like evidence upon evidence of this dude just being like a

arsonist. Well then, so we're sitting there chopping it up and we're laughing and laughing about like, sound like old South, like shit, like, oh, man, like I like, you know, you know, talking about how much it's changed. I was like, yeah, I miss like people riding their horses up to the Dairy Queen off Kimball because there used to be a shitty, like whole like meth trap house style, like Dairy Queen there. It was good, but it was like a shitty Dairy Queen.

There used to be people on horses there all the time. But it's like right where Home Depot or where Lowe's is, where the McDonald's is on Kimball. It's like, it was like right off 114. And he was like, holy shit. Like we were just tripping out. Two seconds later, his son Jay walks in and it's like, dude, what the fuck? And I just got to chop it up with Rick Stacy for about 45. Minutes. That's that's rich man.

Poor man, though, is the riding the horses, like, because like, I'll go out to Hidden Hills, you know, it's like where Kylie Jenner lives, Dwyane Wade, Kevin Durant, Lil Wayne. Yeah. And it's like everybody's got horses. Like, like the whole thing is like horses. So like, I feel like South, like might make a comeback where you're going to see a bunch of horses all the time because everybody's so true.

But, but all those guys back then who would be riding their horses to Dairy Queen, like they're already kind of loaded. Like if you were out there in that period of time and you were making those moves then and you bought a bunch of land when it blew up. I mean our house, that house that I grew up in, I mean my parents spent a good amount of money, cost about the same amount as the house I'm in now. And the house that we grew up in is worth light.

But I grew up. It is worth like 100 and 89250% more than what they paid for it. It's fucking absurd. And it's a house that was built in like 9192 because of the property. So those guys who owned those properties for those neighborhoods had farms out there pastures because it was a two way school in 90 192 and now it's a 6A. You know, you can't find a lot in the in the area. It's blown up so much.

So it it's all the good old boys like got paid, like all those old country families, They all got fucking paid. Some of them still live there. Some of them got out sold, you know, but we're talking 40 acres, 100 acres selling big plots. There was huge plots of land back in the day, all down 114 Foxborough, Tamaron. Like one guy owned like most of Tamaron and just sold it. That's crazy. And it's nuts to think how much it's worth now. But how much do you think he got

paid? Like the equivalent would be nuts. You know, he got fucking paid. Or if you're like some certain families, you buy the land, you hold it and you cut it up into your own neighborhoods, like the Salmon custom homes or the Makest custom homes. Those guys are very smart. But they've been doing that since the 90s. Like they're geniuses. Rick Stacy's been running a multimillion dollar furniture and it was just one and it was in Grapevine.

Now they're all over Texas. Like that dude's blowing the fuck up while being the mayor of like the richest, one of the richest small cities in the country for like 25 years. That's crazy. So it's tight to just bump into him and then be like, I was a nightmare. And he's like, oh shit, you were that black kid. I remember you now. It was like, it was a good moment because like to. Get him on the pod. Because it's easy for me to be like, oh, like chopped down and

get to like, oh, that was you. Because it was. It's a very short list. It wasn't, you know, like, like with the couple of the black girls in the neighborhood. And for the longest time, I was the only black boy in the neighborhood. And his property touched like our backyard. And I was back there. It was huge. It was a lake. There was all sorts. You could get in all sorts of trouble. And it went down the whole cul-de-sac. So all of the kids could, like,

he had a barbed wire fence. And it was just like, we'd like, stretch it the fuck out. But then sometimes these like cows and shit would try to bust through and roam the fuck around in the neighborhood because we would like cut the fence or open the open the fence up. So you know the sidebar. It was a cool I was fanboy moment, South Lake fanboy moment. Rick Stacy in a shirt in a red shirt that says Rick Stacy with the Rick Stacy's furniture logo on it with flames. Get out of here.

Like it was dead serious like a heart attack. It was epic. I was like, this is how I and he looks the same baller ass ring on. I was like God, that's awesome. I could retire with however much that ring's worth. They didn't like it's just and he sold all of that. The whole thing got sold except he owns the man his big mansion sold all the rest of it. That whole thing is just it's like Coventry Manor.

It's just like big fucking mega houses and he just sold them all off 1 by 1. Boom boom, boom, boom boom. It's like how you boomers. Boomers. Before we go to therapy, questions, shout out another country that's back-to-back weeks. New countries. Paraguay, just way up in the charts. But oh. Paraguay. Yeah, it's, it's in the fucking top 10 now. And also Costa Rica. Oh, all right, Costa Rica. That could that could be that could be one that we buy out, do a live show for.

That'll just be cool. Just fly out to Costa Rica. That's. What I'm saying? Yeah, let's do a live, live Q&A, Sash. Right. All right, let's get into them all. Right y'all time for therapy questions. Therapy question #1 Joseph, would you rather be invisible, but only when crying? Or. Able to fly, but only when having a panic attack. See, both are good.

Both of these are not bad. You can make a case for either because if you don't want people to see your sad, don't want people to watch you cry, you get embarrassed like that. You just when you have a sad moment, you just just a fucking peer. When you get together, you come back, you good? Yeah, I'm good. Are you crying? Nope, because I'm visible again. Right. Like that'd be good if you were like weird about people seeing you upset.

You can hide it. And then if you learn how to just cry on command, you take some acting classes. Dude, you're just like the best robber, bank robber, jewel thief ever. Whatever you want to do, you could use it for good or bad. Every time I bring it up, it's always for something bad and like stealing some shit. But I would probably yeah, that that's not bad. And then the other one have a panic attack. You fly away, you're having a panic attack and you need alone time. You just take off.

Is that not going to like? No, because you because you know that you can fly then I can fly, man, I'm having a pan attack. I got to get the fuck out of here. That's stressing me out and you just take off. That sounds fantastic. That's that's like the but then. Which one? Which? 1 I feel like that's what people who have panic attacks and people are like, are you OK? That's what they want to do is to fly the fuck away. So I can easily see that being

beneficial. Like mentally, like it's a it's a break, it's a forced break and it's something like a whole new world type shit. You can go fly around, calm down now you got to get back. So you don't want to go too far. You probably just want to like fly up, fly somewhere local, half a mile away, somewhere land in a tree that you know you can climb down. You'd have like a routine, but it could be helpful. I could see that not being a bad thing. All right, well, you have to

pick one. Probably being invisible when I'm crying because then I feel like you could have more control over that. Because if you by definition of panic attack is not, you're out of control. No, by definition, like, you know, you're going through some shit to, you know, kick on your superpowers. You're like, hold on, start to destroy my life and put me in a compromising situation. Like that would be terrible. That's a shitty superpower. You'd be a mess.

Or you could just like smoke meth all the time and then you'd be able to like take off whenever you want because you're just your whole life is a 24/7 panic attack, you know? If you guys go back the episode Russian Roulette where we had our Fred Marley as the guest, I had a full blown panic attack minutes before we started recording while like the the feed was up and everything and bounced back and had one of the greatest episodes of all time. You've had that couple times.

I still think of that time you drink that weed soda and it was just. Like that was too much. That was just like too much and you just couldn't stop laughing. And we're just like kind of like tripping out. That was really funny. Struggling. To say the least. But yeah, definitely even. What about you? You haven't said. I hate panic attacks. It's like even like when I know I'm having a panic attack, I'm still, it's like there's nothing you can do. Who loves a panic attack?

Right, but I'm saying, like more than most things in life, that's fair. Yeah. So I'm with you on the crying therapy question #2 would you rather all your shoes squeak like a rubber duck or your clothes rustle like potato chip bags? Probably the shoe squeak like rubber clothes rustle like potato bags. That means like I put on boxers and they're like like that sounds awful. That makes me sound like crunchy as shit.

Now if your shoes squeak a I can wear sandals BI go hard into like eco friendly and I just go barefoot and your boy ain't squeaking or you just squeaky ass shoes. You buy a brand that's like notorious for squeaking like on clouds. Right now those are super popular. Everybody likes them. One of the bad reviews is they squeak. They become squeaky over time and make an annoying squeak

sound. It's one of the reasons why I haven't bought them is I'm like, I want them, but I want to spend 200 bucks on some shoes that are going to be squeaking in like a month. That sounds annoying but if I just wear those all the time I could be that frat dad that's got squeaky shoes that so you can find a way to cover it and not have people know as we're like rustling like a bag of potato chips that just sounds like unappealing and then all

your clothes sound the same. Doesn't matter what you're wearing. Don't. Your all your clothes sound the same already. No, because you might have a jacket that's a little bit crispier or some pants that got a little wisp, you know what I'm saying? Like you have all the they all have different sounds now, your T-shirts might all sound the same, but your jackets don't. Some hoodies don't, right. So they but they all just sound like a bag of potato chips.

That's almost like comical. It'd be like somebody's editing what you're doing because as you'd get dressed, everything go like that's it. And then it would. Just but everywhere you go dude, so doesn't even matter. If you can cry and command and be invisible, you're squeaking like a motherfucker. That's what I say. You just go barefoot. You can just go barefoot. Well I don't even, I don't even wear boxers anymore bro. You can do like, go like, what's it, Kit?

What's it like? My name's Marley or whatever. And like with Owen Wilson, just be like, wow, I don't wear shoes ever. This is awesome. Like, you can just like, make that be your fucking life and not wear shoes and just lean into that hard. Be like, yeah, that's just his thing. He just doesn't wear shoes. Oh, and to hear this with your Owen Wilson again. I don't know if I could hit him, dude. Wow, it's pretty good.

Well, there's those, you know, different videos where it's like, wow, this is like, awesome. It's weird. It's like all of your clothes sound like potato chips. Wow, they don't have potato chips out here in the Baja. As I mean, my name's Mr. Goody 2 shoes. I can't have fucking shoes to just squeak in it. It's just it's a bad. Your shoes are squeaking. If you wore those in Vietnam, they would have found you in 2 seconds. Who would have found me? The Vietcong Charlie is what we

used to call him. I was a frog man, then I was a wrestler. Hulk Hogan sold me out. That's pretty good. You can say. I like that. He does get out. Predator is real, you know. I wear a leather jacket. I wear a leather jacket 24/7. It's bulletproof. They don't tell you that at the Levi's store, but it is. Why is it Russell like like potato chip bags? Because I like ruffles. That's what they when the Viet Cong catch you, that's all they feed you. 3 month old Ruffles.

Sour cream and onion or like the. Barbecue cheddar. OK, I haven't done just you tell me. Do you want to eat those every day? You tell me. If we could get. Miss being on the show. We're glad to have you back. I I was getting worried about you. For having me. Everybody Jesse the body. Ventura Governor. Governor. Yeah, Governor. Yeah, new Predators. Jesse, are you going to make a cameo? No, I'm out here in the Baja. No, they're coming out with a new running man though.

Did you see that? They actually are, it looks. Also a new predator. New Predator type but the new Running Man looks really dumb. That's one of my favorite movies. Is Running man top 4 Arnold Schwarzenegger movies? It's up there with Commando. Commando's. You know, I've rattled on about why Commando's a great movie. Interracial relationships, Jewish dad pretending to be a Colombian drug Lord, AKA the dad from clueless like Alyssa Milano's kid.

Like where are we? It's it's very progressive black female pilots. Like what are we talking about? This is great. It broke so many barriers. But the new running man movie, it's all about like prop like the originals, like about propaganda, fake TV. And there's this death contest where they capture people, put them on trial in this like death ring.

And then they have to go through these series of events and Jesse, the body, Ventura is in it and he's like retired and he's like the the final boss that he has to fight at the end. And his character is like fucking ridiculous. But it's got Jim Brown Hall of Fame running back is in it. He plays night night. No, it's not Nitro. Nitro is played by a fat man who's an opera singer who shoots electricity. So I don't know how they're going to recreate running man, but they are.

And it looks kind of dumb. I'm into it. I I like when I first saw it, like no intro, nobody told me what was going on all of a sudden like this movie just on and I was like in love with that. I was like, I think I was like 11. Fucking awesome. And the way they present the TV and the way they, like, manipulate media to turn people against and, like, criminalize. It's like it's the original 1. If you watch it now, it'll fuck you up because you're like,

damn. Like, it's see, it's so much more topical now than it was before. Like, before it was like a dystopian. Yeah. Like it's like a dystopian future that is now like kind of come to fruition in a lot of ways when it comes to media. And there's there's an outfit, there is a suit that they wear in Running Man. It is an Adidas suit. It is a full body yellow with these crazy stripes like jumpsuit and I want 1 so fucking

bad. I've always been like, damn, if I could find that I would pay good money for that jumpsuit. It's just badass and you can't find it anywhere. And this new one, they don't have it. And that's where they lost me. I was like, you don't even have the jumpsuit and you can look it up like I I implore you go online and look it up and see the suit. You're like that's pretty fucking tight. Like it's pretty fucking cool. And they only made it just for

the movie. And there's all these knockoffs, but like an original one on eBay is, I don't know, like 6 or 7 grand, something crazy, but it's the original running man seat. So Speaking of reboots, we had brought up Tron, Jared Leto. Terrible. I don't know if you read that article that I sent you, but it was all about it was exactly like what we were saying. Just like Jared Leto is no longer a bankable star. And so they lost money on that fucking thing. Oh, yeah, on Tron.

But so, but like, remember we were guessing like we were like making like, I bet like he was like trying to like get in on the soundtrack and like, had to like, you know, all that shit, dude. Yeah, it is kind of crazy. So they were gonna they're gonna make like Tron. It was like, it was totally different.

Like had like the original sequel script and and then in like like they just like canned it and they weren't going to do it. And then Leto decided to like take over and he started pitching it and became like a producer on it. And then like sold the fucking dream. And then they rewrote the script to where he like he was now the hero or you know, like the protagonist and like the whole script was around him. And then they also paid his ass like some crazy amount of money.

Like he paid himself basically some crazy amount of money, made the whole thing around him and then and got them to convince like convinced like the studio to do it, even though everybody like who like was like this is a sequel nobody's like was asking for and and then it just completely like flopped. Imagine how do you think that is that a dub or an L? Because you would be making a shit ton of money.

You'd make a bad movie, but you'd walk away with a bunch of money but knowing that you like murdered, afraid of us because he's got to know like Morbius, that bat movie where Jared Leto's a bat. Like it was like, bro, what are you doing? Like now you're just trying to interject yourself into like this universe to be like this superhero later. And it flopped. Like how do you like, how does that got to feel to like flop after flop, but in turn getting like, Oh yeah, I made 30 mil

with the movie blue. Like do you think he cares or I think? Out of all the people in the world, he would care. He, you know, like, would I care? No. But he's so, like, obsessed with himself that he's like, Oh my God, yeah. It's because they don't like me. It's because of my long hair. Everybody wants to take my hair. It's because of my yoga retreats.

They're all jealous of my cult. It was like in the article, it was like in a In a world where Ewan McGregor might, like Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch are having a hard time finding roles, Jared Leto's done. Yeah. Like it was ruthless. It's not good. It's not good. Therapy question #3 Would you rather do breath work with Jeff Bezos or cold plunges with Elon Musk? See, I've thought about this. Oh. You've thought about this in the past.

Well, I, I read it. No, just like I was thinking about this when I read this earlier, and it's probably cold plunges with Elon. Just because I know that if we're doing that, it's going to be in some weird remote Arctic place. There's probably gonna, we're probably gonna be on like a crazy boat throwing up party or something going on. We're doing cold plunges. Dude, that's more like Jeff Bezos than Elon. Elon's not on yachts like Jeff Bezos has a yacht.

Elon's got a yacht, does he? Know I mean maybe, but like like. We're also. We're also. Jeff Bezos No big Jeff Bezos's yacht is like. Yeah, but then, well, where are we? Doing the best yacht on the planet. Where are we doing breathing? Work on the motherfucking sun deck of his yacht. Yeah, then it's the yacht. Yeah, that's it. Because either way, I don't want to hang out with either of them. That whole setting, that whole setup. What's the best setup? Yeah, it's Bezos.

Obviously like Elon, his setup is like on the on the floor of the SpaceX factory or something. OK, what if it's doing hanging, doing cold plunges and some top secret part of SpaceX? Or doing breath work in his penis spaceship with Jeff Bezos. I guess probably the penis spaceship because at least I'd

be in space. Yeah, or I mean just Bezos all around here, unless it's like in a fucking middle of an Amazon, you know, warehouse or something like which which he doesn't even, you know as. Long as we're as long as we're off site. Yeah, he, he cashed out. He doesn't, you know, he's just like the, he's like on the board, but he's doesn't run the shit anymore. He's just on his fucking yacht with like his like, you know, his wifey, I forget her, like her last name.

Sanchez, her first name she's just you know, she got the thongs on dude. You got like full full fucking crew like of of deckhands and stewardess just like in a private chef and come on man well. That's what I'm saying is what's the best backdrop? What's the best backdrop? And also like what is? He going to be like. The thing is, like, Elon might die. Like, he's like fucking Matt Perry, like doing cold plunges on ketamine, you know? So I like, I don't know if you're here for that.

But if I was just there, I would, like, do the whole circuit. They'd be like, oh, my God, tell me what it was like. I was like, it was tragic. He was actually talking about, you know, changing everything and giving all of his money to, like, science and poor people and changing the world. And then he did a cold plunge and die. You would you would hype him up like that. I'm trying to get, you know, attribute some of that money. His last five words. 5 words

with the N word. I can see Elon being like, why don't have a will? Because I'm going to. I have, I just have the will to live forever. That's one like Peter. That's one like Peter Thiel. Well, they're they're friends. They're in cahoots together. Dude, I just saw an interview with Peter Thiel and they're like the interviewee interviewer was like, do you think that the human race that should survive? Oh, I saw that. Yeah, dude, he can't even say yes.

Well, he's like obsessed with like the Antichrist and all this weird shit. He's a weird out there dude. Yeah, dude, he, he's like, we're going to take being trans and he says, he says transvestite. He's like, we're going to take it to a whole nother level. We're not talking about just different sex organs. We're talking about different brains, different hearts, different lungs. He's like, he's like he all y'all are talking about trans people. I'm going to show you trans

people. Yeah, I'm going to tell you a transformer robot in disguise. Like that's no, that's crazy, man. That's and these are the dudes that are like taking over. Fuck Peter Taylor dude. Therapy question #4 Would you rather every team meeting start with a group hug or a synchronized scream? See, I feel like a synchronized scream would be good. It would hurt people's ears if we all had earplugs though, because I think everybody could get the rage out.

It would get the tension out. Think the conversations might be better. A hug, like a sync, like a sync, a group hug, everybody. That'd be just kind of weird. I feel like that'd just be a little too much, a little culty. Even though a scream would be too. I think people would get out more from that and I think it could be a more productive meaning.

Would you rather if you, let's say you were in a cult, would you rather the theme song for your cult be like a banger but like really shitty lyrics or like be like a a shit song but like really like inspirational deep ass lyrics? On point. Like you mean like shitty beat? Yeah, So that like the Bob the Builder theme song, but like with like, you know, transcendent lyrics.

Probably that because I can just be kind of like cool to be like an old random woo song or something like that, like some old Project Pat with like a shitty basement beat, but the lyrics are fire and you're like, this is so rowdy. I love this song. How did this beat does not match these words? I'd much rather that then it'd just be like BA with the BA, the bang the bang, diggy, diggy, diggy. Because that'd be a cool walk

out song if you're a wrestler. But I don't know if I want to like, walk up to the pulpit till you know. Take kiss Jared Leto's feet. A fucking, you know, disturbed song. Suddenly it changes violently. It changes and be a little, you know, get down with the sickness. I'm like a little brothers and sisters. That'd be like, I don't know, like a, oh, I might want to make that joke.

I want to say Democratic National, Republican National Convention. I was going to make another joke about a more topical recent event that was like a wrestling event, but I didn't want to say that. Oh no, people are still getting cancelled for that anyways. Turning Point USA type shit. Yeah, but I mean, that would just seem way too gimmicky and corny. So I'd rather it be like some deep shit, but not like a Bob Dylan song. I'm not a big Bob Dylan fan.

He kind of gets on my nerves. It's just like his voice. It's just kind of pisses me off. I don't know why Bill Alby writes some bangers, but I'm not that into it. And some of it's just like gibberish half foot like some of. Them I just saw Paul McCartney or not Paul McCartney, John Lennon, some like like hippie homeless dude, like showed up at his house and he thought like all The Beatles songs were about him. He's like on LSD or something. And John Lennon's like, he's

like no man. He's like sometimes I'll just put words together and and see if they mean anything. And a lot of times there's the nonsense. Even telling does that too, you know. You know, it's just easily. It's, if anything, it's just about me. Or if it's about love, it's maybe about Yoko. But it's not about you, man. And George Harris. George Harris. He's like, are you hungry? Are you hungry? And then he's like, invite some men for like. I think we need to give him a sandwich.

He looks a little hungry. That's what happened. Hey, man, do you want to come inside and have a little bite to eat, maybe take a hot shower? But he's like, he's like. He's like, he's like, I hope the songs be about you. I don't even know you. He doesn't even know who you are. And then? And then the guy and the guy like references one song, the homeless guy, and he goes, that was tall.

I think I'd say that before we're like arguing with them, but I'm Dylan would just say weird shit coffee pot in the rain. I lost on the train. Marble's gone. We're all my jacks. Oh, look at you got the sugar stacks and I just I did a whole. Research project. I'm like get. The fuck out of here. I'm like, what happened to people? Like I'm like, you don't know bars. None of us know what that means. That is like a Twister song. Like, is it good? Sure. Did everybody jam out to it?

Yes. Do you know what Twister was saying? Fuck no you don't. Nobody does. Twister doesn't even know what he's saying. He could just be going like this like it was it was even words half the time, but it hit. Just admit it. Don't act like you know what he's talking about. But Bob Dylan, like you, have no idea what he means. But sometimes he's so, he's so prolific like that, like. No, I know and I've it's.

I'm not. No, I I get what you're saying, Dave. There's just different degrees of it. So it's like, you know, there's the Bob Dylan's, there's the Bruce Springsteen's. There's a period of time where, like, every white dude with an acoustic guitar was like, I got a story to tell, Yeah. OK, but Bruce Springsteen is like 20 years after Bob Dylan. No, but OK, that's true, but it's there. I would say they're still like they're cut from the same cloth

at different moments in time. Right, you're right. Like Bruce Springsteen got the baton from Dylan for. Sure. And then who's? Oh my God, I can't believe I'm spacing on his name. He's one of like my favorites and he's from like he's another New England guy. Bon Jovi. No Bon Jovi, but you get the Bon Jovi's more like, no, I like and he tried to become Billy Joel. Billy Joel. Billy Joel is another one. So Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, they all fall into that like storyteller category.

Well, Dylan was more like folk, true Springsteen, more rock. And Billy Joel. He's he's on the piano. He's the piano man. Yeah, no, exactly. No, exactly. But they're all like. You're right it. Didn't matter what instrument they were going to play, they were going to they had a story to tell and I'm going to tell you about it and it's going to be 69. It's going to be like a whole thing. It's a, you know, it's a boomer thing. I don't get it. I do get it with bully Joel, though.

Bruce Springsteen is just too much for me. It's like I just see and I'm like that's someones dad. Like get like sit down dude. Like I don't know the boss and I know but that even the nickname I'm like come on man. It's like I just don't get that. It's like, it's like Andrew Dice Clay up there. No, I think it's because we missed it. You know, it's like, because like, for sure. And also Jimmy Ivine, producer of The Chronic and, you know, created Beats.

He was his producer. So he produced Bruce Springsteen and then went from Springsteen to fucking Dre. No, and I mean, I obviously I get the impact, the cultural impact and significance of their music, just like I'm if they're all like there's certain flavors of ice cream I don't like in that genre. There's just some that I'd listen to Billy Joel over listening to Bruce Springsteen,

right? Like that's just, I'm probably gonna listen to it or I'd probably listen to some Billy Joel songs over some Dylan songs. But there are Dylan songs that I really like. But there's a pretentiousness that comes with it that I was so always kind of got on my nerves that, you know, he was kind of

notoriously an asshole. So when I watched those old interviews and people asking him questions and his brashness with people like, you know, for trying to understand what he's talking about, he's so pretentious about it. It's like he's too smart to even explain it to him. And that's kind of obnoxious. That's why I'm like, that's exhausting. Like I would get exhausted with that shit. Is that, you know, like and and not that like he's not talented, I mean.

It's fucking Bruce Springsteen's doing like 3 1/2 four hour shows, dude. You know, it's like Speaking of getting exhausted. No for sure. Man, Billy, Billy Joel's getting drunk and driving his car into the side of the house. That happened. Yeah, but he's going to come out with a great piano song about that. True, and he's going to sell Morrison. Square Garden dude, the DUI. I hit the side of your house. I killed your neighbour's Kitty cat in the alley while he was chasing my mouse.

That'd be epic. I had more and more alcohol. I walked my tab. I paid 20%. I forgot my car, my car and my phone. I went home and I blacked out and I made chicken and I almost burned down my home. That'd be epic. Like I would I want that song to come out. Please drop that. Don't, don't. Don't fucking test me bro. Yeah, anyways, I digress. Sorry, I just had a moment. That's pretty good. It rhymed. It was on beat. Come on, man. Someone synced that up.

Someone synced that up to that actual song. You need a break. Sure, we don't have to. No, we can. We'll give you a little break, little baby boys break. We'll be back in a second and. Now we're back for the topics. All right, article #1 I'm going to try it on this screen now because this is a little bit different. This is from the AP. There's been big news. It keeps getting worse.

But NBA starts review of policies after gambling related arrests to Terry Rozier, who is a current basketball player. He was investigated by the NBA for two years and cleared of any wrongdoing, but the FBI was investigating him. He was. He played the night before he got arrested and Chauncey Billups Hall of Fame or Hall of Fame basketball player, championship point guard and Finals MVP for the Detroit Pistons on the Bad Boys Pistons team that second go round with him.

Ben Wallace, RIP Hamilton, legendary team, legendary defense. And he is currently or was currently the head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers. He had actually coached the night before and was arrested in his hotel. Both of them were arrested at 6:00 AM at the same, at the same time, same day, both in hotels. And then there was also with Dante Jones.

I want to say Dante Jones. He got he used to play with LeBron. He was an assistant coach for the Cleveland Cavaliers. He was also arrested. This is by Tim Reynolds. The NBA, in reaction to the arrest Friday of Miami guard Terry Rozier, Portland coach Chauncey Billup last week for their alleged role in the gambling scenes, has started review of how the league can protect not just the integrity of the game, but its players and

the coaches as well. Which is hilarious because when they were talking about this on air, they'd be like, this segment's brought to you by Hard Rock Bet Don't bet. These guys shouldn't bet. But this is brought to you by DraftKings. So they've kind of all made a deal with the legalized gambling. This is something that we're with gambling, which is something that was bound to happen.

We did have the the Tim Donaghy stuff that went on in the early 2000s where he was a current NBA ref and it got caught fixing games, rigging games and passing off information for bets.

But I continue. The league has made those revelations in a memo sent to all 30 teams, a copy of which was obtained by the AP. Given the spread of illegal betting to the majority of the United States or the the spread of legal betting to the majority of the United States, the reincurrence of integrity issues across sports, the emergence of novel betting formats and markets markets.

This is an opportune time to carefully reassess how sports betting should be regulated and how sports leagues can best protect themselves, their players and their fame and their fans. Read the memo sent by the NBA. It's Damon Jones. Damon Jones. Sorry, Dante Jones. So Damon Jones, he is, you know, he some of them are caught up in two different things. One of them is illegal poker games where they're rigging

these poker games. And the other one is giving information about players for over unders and giving information on who's playing, who's not playing. And people placing prop bets on those things like under 8 or placing bets on games. I think there was with Terry Rozier, there's a specific game where he went out with a toe injury and he had like 5 points and played for a little bit then

took himself out of the game. And before he took himself out of the game, the play for him to be under 8 was like the bets for him to finish under 8 was insane. That's actually how it got red flagged. Meanwhile, the quest has The quest for answers has reached lawmakers in Washington with the Senate Monday following a request from a House committee last week.

In speaking with the and asking the NBA for information, Senator Ted Cruz, the chairman of the Commerce Committee, and Maria Cantwell, a top Democrat on the panel. What information about how the NBA investigated and handles these allegations, as well as what steps the association is taking to maintain the public's trust.

What were you going to say? I was going to say, So the poker games that they rigged, they had a X-ray table, Chauncey Billups did, and you would have house games of poker and then they had sunglasses that could see through the cards. So yeah, and this motherfucker Billups, who's like everybody's like, you know, he's like an upstanding guy, whatever, took $7,000,000 off of his homies in poker. And they're all like, connected to the mob, which is also crazy.

Yeah, like 3. Different like fucking mafia families, the Gambinos. Like I didn't even know these fools were still around. Well, and what's interesting about it so, so this is where it is a specific question on the the game March, March 23rd, 2023. The committee understands that the investigation of why Rozier was cleared to play continue playing basketball. I thought they knew that he was still being investigated by the

FBI, but they let him play. There's nearly three dozen people, most notably Billups and Rozier that were arrested. So where this really started from? This goes all the way back. Rozier was arrested because federal officials led to conspire with associates to help win bets. The charges are similar to the one from former Toronto player Jonte Porter, where he was banned from the league by Silver for life. That is Michael Porter, Junior's brother, who just recently won

an NBA championship. And when the suspension came down, I'm pretty sure it was during the playoffs and he was questioned about it 'cause it was a really big deal. But he got caught doing this and got banned from the NBA for for life. And that's where some of these rumors on other people started to come from is that's when they really started to kind of pull the thread on this betting

group. But yes, so originally they tried to make it sound like Phillips was just doing the legal card games, like that's, you know, not bad enough. But then it comes out he was also giving information to people for bets. Then Damon Jones was giving information in regards to LeBron. When LeBron was going to play, if he was or wasn't Anthony Davis, was he going to play? This is when he was in like kind of a coaching position with LeBron.

He was giving information in regards to whether these guys are going to play. He is also has a notorious gambling problem. Some of these guys do. So they get put in these positions where they owe money, owe more than they're giving in, and then they start like selling information to like erase stats and take care of shit. It's really crazy. We've also seen a couple people in the NFL get suspended, Super Bowl champ Isaiah Rogers, who's now with the Vikings. But shout out Isaiah Rogers.

He wound up on the Eagles. He was a pretty high draft pick, was playing very good for the Colts, very good for the Indianapolis Colts. They cut him because he got caught betting on the NFL and got suspended for a year. And the Eagles traded sat him on the bench. And then last year, the year was his, the year they won the Super Bowl was his first year back from being on suspension. There's also wide receiver. I can't remember why can't I remember his name? I wanted him so bad for a while.

Took home on the Eagles. I believe he's on the Titans now. He all. There's a guy, he was on Atlanta. He got suspended for gambling for a year. Calvin. Calvin Ridley. Yeah, Calvin Ridley. He got suspended for a year for gambling and placing bets in the NFL through a friend, Shohan Otani, where he had all these. How dare you? But. He wasn't betting, but somebody close to him was stealing his money. His interpreter was taking his money and placing illegal bets

and got in hot water. So kept stealing money and kept doing so. It's like there's, you know, as this betting has become more and more like if it's legal and there's new ways you can bet on all sorts of stupid shit that there's people that are, you know, but I'm sure this goes on more than we realize. Maybe not like the fixing, but giving information for people on prop bets and like stuff like that. Absolutely.

Like, because if you could place a big bet, like, oh, Kittle's going to have less than 25 yards in this next game and, you know, three days in advance he's not going to play and he's listed as questionable, you could make quick, quick buck. I know, but it doesn't make sense with Chauncey. It's like, bro, how much money do you fucking need bro?

Well, but that's where they would tell him like, look, you will give you, you know, $200,000 because we're going to field X amount of bets, you know, so it's really like they're selling, they're getting a lump sum for that information and then all the betters and wherever that goes to those

people make their own money. But that's also a red flag because what's crazy is with, with all of these, all of these people that have got caught, they got caught because these platforms that regulate it red flag them and brought it to the NB as attention. Like, hey, a shit ton of people just placed a bunch of money on March 23rd, 2023 for Terry Rozier to be under eight points that game. It looks extremely suspicious. You guys should look into it.

That's how they got caught. That's how that it initially started in the 1st place as they were, you know, fixing stuff, fixing stats for prop bets. And there'd be such an influx of these bats that it was overwhelming that they're like, whoa, what the fuck's that? And then everybody hits because they don't want to pay anybody. So they're pissed off that that many people got over on them. Come to find out these guys are actually rigging shit. It's pretty crazy.

Pretty crazy that last week, NFL players of the NBAMLB Commissioner Rob Manfred saying the baseball is moving as fast as we can on a probe of two players in that sport. So I'm saying, like, you see, some of these guys are doing these stupid bets. Yet that Damon Jones not faces charges because officials said he tipped off betters about the healthy status of two Lakers players.

I mean, if you read the indictments, it's like LeBron James and you're like, I know it's like they don't say Chauncey Billups. You know, he was arrested, though. And in the indictment, it's like former member of the Detroit Pistons, NBA champion in most recent recent Hall of Fame inductee. You're like, who was that? The motherfucker that just got inducted? Like, it's it. I don't know why they do that. Yeah.

With sports betting now accompanying such a significant part of current sports bets landscape, every effort must be made to ensure that players, coaches and other NBA personnel are fully aware of the dire risks that gambling can impose upon their careers and livelihoods, that our injury disclosure rules are appropriate, and that players are protected from harassment from betters. Shit's crazy. This is.

And then what's interesting is Stephen A Smith made a comment that most recently where he was saying like, hey, like, you know, he's like, they're going to come. This this administration is going to come after more people. There's a, it's a it's a predominantly black sport where people are very outspoken about his policies.

They have been the whole time since Trump's been in the political scene, the NBA as a whole has been very like, you know, anti this like kind of MAGA movement, or at least their players are, and they're outspoken about it. The NBA is really good about letting the players express themselves. How you feel about that, that's your own prerogative. But in any type of workplace, it's important for people to be able to express themselves to

some extent. And they have a platform with the NBA really chooses to use that to make statements. And they're saying there's no coincidence that now, like on the first couple days that the NBA is open, got big games and the breaking news for the NBA has got Cash Patel, the FBI director sitting there talking about the scandal, which is just kind of weird. Normally it's like a prosecutor, it's an attorney. So it's definitely like a

statement to be made. And he was saying like, don't be shocked if they go after like the WNBA if he doesn't go after the NFL. But what he's saying is because they're so outspoken and they're they have, they don't shy away from speaking their disdain about the administration. Don't be shocked if he like comes after these people in some way, shape or form now. And they've been working on this

for years. Apparently they've been working on this current case for about 2-3 years, just the FBI separate from the NBA. But then that's why they're questioning like, well, you cleared Terry Rozier to play, said he didn't do anything wrong and the FB is got all this fucking dirt on him. What are you talking about? So it's going to be pretty interesting. They're trying to get David Silver to testify, show up and testify before Congress and answer questions.

So that's the NBA commissioner. Yeah, yeah. NBA commissioner. He's crazy looking. He's just like, doesn't look like he'd be. In charge of Adam Silver. Adam, sorry, Adam Silver. He looks he looks like holy shit, he looks like Slugworth dude from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like a Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder. Slugworth, his rival, who's not really his rival, but the dude who kind of looks like a Nazi and pops up on Charlie Bucket in the tunnel.

And he's like, hey, give me, get me an everlasting gobstopper and bring it back to me. I'll give you like 1,000,000 bucks. He's like flashing all this cash with this little kid in a tunnel. Nobody intervenes, Nobody's like, hey, why is this Nazi harassing that child 'cause he just looks like it. He looks like a kind of like a Nazi scientist type dude. Like, I don't know, his whole vibes are off.

Maybe it's the little glasses and his weird suit, but that's kind of what out and silver looks like. He kind of looks like slug worth from. That's actually kind of terrifying. I feel like is usually pretty on point though. No, he's a chill dude. I just, it's just the bald with with the glasses. I think that's it. Yeah, it's just me kind of being a Dick and really wanted to talk about how terrifying Slugworth as a character is because he's

pretty terrifying. That guy scared the shit out of me. That was the scariest part of the movie. I was like, don't go in the tunnel. Take the long way. Not this time. Now he's going to get you, dude. He's going to get you in that tunnel. C1 of these days. He ain't going to let you go. He's got the look in his eyes, dude. Go back and watch it. My favorite part sidebar because that's one of my favorite movies. It was when I was little and then when I got older and I was

like smoking weed and shit. I used to love that because it was really funny. And there's a part in that movie. It's super stupid, but it's one of my favorites. I might have even talked about it. There's a part in that movie in the beginning before he goes in the Chocolate Factory before there's, you know, I got golden ticket dancing. There's a part where he's like walking home. I think it's after the candy shop with the candy man. And everyone's like vibing with this guy.

I'm like, there's something off with him. He's just like giving away all this candy for free. Like what's he getting out of this? I don't trust this dude. He's walking home and he's like looking through the gate at the factory and he's just staring there like this beeline. He's like zoned out and it's like lighting up like W oh, you know, like spelling out Wonka.

And he's looking through the bars and all of a sudden this crazy motherfucker walks up and he's got a push cart and it's got like cleavers and shit on it. It's got these like knives and all this random ass tools and he's like, what are you doing? And he's just like, holy shit. And he's like nobody ever comes in, nobody ever goes out and he's just like wandering around and then he just kind of like literally walks away staring at this kid like pushing a car to

knives. It's very weird and it makes it has no purpose. But that's like my probably one of my favorite part of the movies because you could make a movie about that guy. Like I want to know more about the knife dude. Like what is he doing? Where is he coming from? Where is he going? Because it makes absolutely no sense.

There's just a random dude with like swords on a cart that just rolls up on Charlie and just kind of starts harassing him and saying creepy shit and then just kind of walks off. And he's not terrified at all. But but he is scared of the Nazi in the tunnel. So I mean, you know, I can't I'll can't bat 1000 there, Charlie Bucket. But I'm telling you next time go back and watch it. If or just you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. And it was like, what the fuck was that?

Like that makes absolutely no sense. That or the end where everything in his office is cut in half and it's like 1/2 of a pencil, half of a cup, half of a light. Like the cinematography of that's like fucking awesome because everything in that room, it is 1/2 of something. His chair is cut in half, but he's like everybody just beats up on Charlie. He's just harassing him and he's like get out of here, you lose kid, fuck off. And he's in that office. Every single thing in that room

is cut in half. So if you ever go walk back and watch it, everything, it's like 1/2 of whatever it is. His cup is half of a cup with half of a pencil sticking in it on half of a desk with half of the lamp. It's pretty fucking trippy. So anyways, that's one of my favorite movies, man. And Gene Wilder for life. Like I didn't need that. What's it called for life? Not for life. He's dead. No, I didn't need that fucking Johnny Depp stupid shit.

That one was dumb. Even though it was more like the book. I was like, I'd rather it be like the the Gene Wilder just pumping out bangers, dude. And those are the banger songs, dude. Or they're in the tunnel and he's like singing that rhyme and it's like going faster and faster. And then there's just on the side of the walls, there's like videos of chickens getting their heads cut off and there's like a a body with a centipede crawling all over this face.

It's like fucked up. If you go, you're like. I remember like when I first saw that movie, I like, I was like, dude, I don't like this. I was like, this is the coolest shit I've ever seen. Like I was all about it and it was like, what are we like? And it's like, and I thought the knife guy was weird. And then you get to that tunnel and you're like, oh, they're finally going to go. And then it gets really weird really quick. And then it bounces back. Like I just, I prefer that.

It's just, that's how I wish it was. Would you go into the Chocolate Factory? Not R Kelly's Chocolate Factory, because that is an album. Please don't enter there. I mean, I think you need a visitor's pass anyways or have to be on the list. But what did you go and do? Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. What's the upside? I mean, you have a one in like, I don't know, ten chance of not dying and being a chocolate

tycoon. I I guess you really don't though, cause in the books you in Charlie the great glass elevator, the elevator doesn't stop and then you end up in outer space. So it's a little bit different. Like the sequel would be weird 'cause then you'd be in like outer fucking space. But yeah, I guess you'd win a Chocolate Factory. So if you if you went into a Chocolate Factory with A1 in 10 chance of being owning it or dying in some weird horrific food related way, would you do it? No, dude.

I would fuck it. And like many little Trump's like, like, you know, like it seemed to be like a long. But you know that they're dumb, like one of the kids, like, I don't know shit. Augustus Gloop. No, everybody knew when Augustus, the same dude who ate the microphone when that guy's interviewing him and he eats the OR is that his dad? I'm sorry, his dad eats the microphone. Whatever. Everybody knew. He wasn't making out of that

Candyland world. He walked in there and he just hit it. He hit it hard and nobody saw him. The whole song. He's not doing anything. He's not hanging out with Wonka. He's literally just like eating cream out of a giant mushroom and it's like shoving his face full of food. Everybody knew like that's one. So you know you're going to outlast that guy. You know you're going to outlast Farouq Assault. She's going to just have a a

crash out and go down a chute. I mean, it's really like if you want to win and not get in trouble, you just like can't steal shit. That's really it. It's like North Korea. Yeah, yeah, OK. That kind of is. That kind of is. And then, like, you just disappear and nobody knows what happened to him. I don't know, man. He went up the chocolate tube. He grabbed a poster off the wall. They're doing experiments. They shrunk this kid. Dude, it was fucking crazy.

They they shrunk him. And no, we don't know what to do. We're going to try to enlarge him. What was it? The Taffy room, bro? Yeah, take him to the Taffy. Chong UN Chong UN Chong. Would you free the Oompa Loompas? No bro, why not? I don't trust them dude. They're like carnies. Like retarded carnies. They're the small hands that smell like cabbage, probably. Whoa dude at that hard R hard. R. I might if there was a couple that were tight, I might bust a couple out.

They'd be like cool homies maybe. Maybe like one of the taller ones? I don't want that on my conscious. He did save them though, from the Wang doodles and the Vermicious knids and all that even shit, evil shit on Lumpa land. So you think about it, he actually did them a favor, but they're totally like his slaves so it's kind of fucked up. And he makes them wear like weird ass outfits and shit and like you got wear these

coveralls all day. Like starting to sound like like like the Florida like like curriculum and like high school was like slaves like it wasn't that bad. They like learned skills. They learned skills. Yeah, they learned skills, some of them. Got dinner? And some, against the wishes, were taught to read. They didn't tell anybody, but they could. Some of them, not most of them. Jim Crow was actually a dance. It wasn't. I'm just saying I don't know how you'd spin that.

You don't. So they got it, they got it. They got it all wrong. That's an urban legend. Jim Crow was actually a person, a Negro League Baseball player. I could totally hear like Rhonda sent for Desantos saying that or RFK saying some shit like that. That sounds like something he would say just. And some people like, oh, wow, I know I need to study the Negro Leagues more. You know, that's really where it started. That's really where baseball started from those black people.

We gave all those opportunities to live and work here. They created a game. And that's America's best article #2 from the BBC, from Crystal Hayes. Half of the the US states sued Trump administration over halting food stamps. This came out 10 hours hours ago. It was 6 hours when I put it on here. 1/2 of the US states have sued Trump administration over plans to halt funding for food aid use. Food aid used by more than 40 million low income families.

The states hope to force the administration to use roughly 6 billion Emergency Contingency Fund for the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, or SNAP, also known as food stamps. The Department of Agriculture, which overseas SNAP, said it would not use it and allow funds to run dry in November, arguing the money money may need may be needed for emergencies such as natural disasters. Especially whenever we get rid of FEMA and defund FEMA.

Republicans and Democrats have traded blame for the ongoing federal shutdown and there has not been any meaningful progress towards a new deal. We are 10 days away from breaking the record previously set by Trump for having the longest government shutdown in the history of this country. Country. Just a little sidebar. Bottom line, the wells when we run dry. The USDA said about SNAP benefits on their website.

Crazy. The suit, led by Democratic attorney generals in 25 States and the District of Columbia, argues the administration not using the contingency funds would be unlawful and deprive millions of Americans from being able to afford groceries. To read two more things. The note they note it would mark the first time in the program's history the funds would not be doled out. Shutting off SNAP benefits will cause deterioration of public health and well-being, the lawsuit reads.

The loss of SNAP benefits leads to food insecurities, hunger, malnutrition, which are associated with a numerous negative health outcomes for children such as poor concentration, decreased cognitive function, fatigue, depression and behavioral problems. Thoughts. I mean, it's just fucking insane, dude. And like that, like all those like dilatory effects like that you just read off. That's why, you know, like SNAP benefits like exists.

It's not because they, you know, it's like the moral thing to do. It's just like it's cheaper to, you know, give people food that can't afford it than it is to fucking like, yeah, the the consequences of not doing so, you know? And look, are there, where are we?

The states involved in the lawsuit are Arizona, RedState, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, NY, North Carolina, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington and Wisconsin. What's crazy about this government shutdown? SNAP benefits and all that.

Whenever we look at this board and you think about the most recent election that happened, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Nevada, Minnesota, Michigan, some of these are important state Arizona states that. Are they're all swing states besides Minnesota? Yeah, they're all pretty much swing states, but Minnesota can kind of, we'll just say that they're the calls are coming from inside the house in Minnesota. They've done a great job of, you know, doing what they're doing.

But they're with what their Supreme Court tries to do with all the other things that are embroiled in their own scandals in there because there is infighting not amongst Democrats, but I mean, we've seen them try to do all sorts of goofy shit over there. There's always a push and everyone that whole area is got. I kind of lumped Minnesota's the stand alone, but it could easily flip. It could easily flip. Yeah.

I mean, it's like the blue walls, what they used to call it, like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, But Minnesota, I don't know, you know, like Tim Walz and Jesse, the body of Ventura, you know where governor's there, But yeah. While Donald Trump parades around the world trying to repair the economic damage he's done with his incompetence, he's denying food to millions of Americans who will go hungry next month. Gavin Newsom, it's cruel and speaks of the basic lack of humanity.

He doesn't care about people of this country or only himself. In responding to the lawsuit, the USDA blamed Democrats for fund for the fund running dry and that they needed to decide whether they want to hold out for the far left wing of the party or reopen the government so mothers, babies and vulnerable and most vulnerable among us can receive timely WIC

and SNAP allotments. What is extremely disingenuous about this whole entire thing and what pisses me off whenever people talk about free school lunch? You know, I was recently at an event where there's lots of people that we knew and grew up with. It was great to see everybody. But one thing that frustrates me about this area, the mindset of it and thinking that people are free lunch is an entitlement for somebody. They do that so kids can eat food at fucking school.

That's it. Like some, some parents can't afford to take their kid, but they're put enough money on their kids food card. The food at school, depending on where you go to, is not cheap. I guarantee you there's people that we were friends with, that we grew up with that got free lunches some fucking times because times were tight. It's not you. So it's frustrating to see somebody be like, yeah, I think we are entitled to fucking food.

I think a human is allowed, is allowed to eat food and should it should that shouldn't being able to have access to food should not be a determining factor on if somebody lives or dies. If a kid's able to concentrate or school like their kids, man, Like it's not like this kids going to go work at the Dickey's factory and make it enough pants to go help go buy fucking lunchables. Like let the kid get a free sandwich.

So when I hear these people talk about how it's a go, they're entitled or all we're giving shit. But the kids who need to eat food. And if you want kids to do better than their parents, if you want them to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and be better than their parents and maybe get off of benefits or whatever and whatever you think they need to do to be successful in their life, in your eyes, they got to eat food to to do that. They got to.

In the in the richest country in the history of the fucking world, we can't like, you know, have every kid like be able to eat and then also like have healthcare. It is. And I know you said it's not like a morality thing, but it kind of is a morality. Thing no. It is like. I was like, it's yeah, yeah, I'm saying it's immoral to to deny children food. It's like I totally agree.

With that it is, but I'm saying that's like like it's actually it's just like you know, like they say like this America first shit, it's like y'all like USAID like we're out in like these other countries like helping them be not because it like like it's the moral thing to do. It's because it helps the United States. It is America first for us to be out there like with our using our soft power to instill democratic values and help these countries out because then it

ensures like a stable, peaceful environment for us to go do commerce and make fucking money. You know, it's like like stability is the key for us because all we're about is cashing checks. And if you want a vibrant society, middle class to help drive the economic engine of the country, you need kids be able to eat so they can learn, so they can be successful, productive people in society. And it's as simple as that. If you want to like, if you want to sell a Republican on it, you know.

Dude, I've seen, I've had people, I've known people on my days that, you know, parents receive stat benefits. Their kids are working. The parents are working full time. And like, they rely on that. Like, yeah. No shit. Obviously, like a way that like people don't under that some people don't understand do some people abuse it? Sure. Do I think there should be some restrictions and like what people should be able to buy on that stuff? Yeah, I think, but.

There is, but there are there already. Are no there. Also, by the way, by the way, it, it's also a stimulus to the economy because every single dollar of SNAP benefits gets spent because they need the SNAP benefits to eat and that goes into the economy. And then there's the multiplier effect. Every dollar spent on welfare or on food stamps, it it brings back $3 to the economy. So you're just fucking yourself like you're fucking the economy. You're fucking these people

over. Yeah. Like you're fucking, you're fucking the fucking farmers over, you know, it's. Like what I'm just saying is like, I don't want it to be like I'm not saying that it shouldn't have some restrictions and it definitely shouldn't be a free for all, But in turn, I know I'm not saying it is. I'm not that's. A straw man.

Some people I'm I'm just bringing up the straw man arguments that you'll hear from time to time that people make to try to morally justify denying children food because it's because that's exactly what it is, no matter what it is. Whatever your argument is the opposite of that. Like whatever your argument is for denying children food. Exactly. I thought you were the Christian party. Well, it's not even like not even to patronize, just party like it's like a if it's a

morality thing. It doesn't matter if you're left or right. I'm sure there's Democrats who hate SNAP. I guarantee you there's some Democrats out there who are like, good, get rid of it. But there's no it takes all kinds to make the fucking world go round. So you can't be shocked when you meet somebody that does that where they contradict themselves in the same time. But no matter what, no matter where you fall in the spectrum, person to person, you can't deny

a kid food. You watch the movie, Aladdin is a thief, a liar, huge scumbag POS who somehow gets the girl at the end. But there's a moment in the movie where he's not a total scumbag and it's one of his endearing moments. It's to make you like Aladdin in the beginning of the movie before he goes on some like fuck boy world tour and he steals a brunch of bread and there's a little girl and a little boy that have no fucking food and he

gives them the bread. And it's like, oh shit, these kids need this food more than me. I have the means to go get more. These kids are starving here, take the bread. And they're like, thank you so much, 'cause they don't have the means to go do that. They're much of homeless little kids. These fucking right wingers already starve all the kids in Gaza so now they're like, they ran out of kids to starve so now they got to starve Americans. I mean, if you want to make it

that inflammatory, that's fine. I'm just saying that it's there's something immoral about denying kids food and what we're seeing happen is extremely cruel. I saw somebody make a comment today where it's like we're punishing people for needing the government's help, and that's not right. I don't, I don't think that's. You know, it's worse than that too, because it's like we, we promise them the help like they're, they're, they have organize their lives to depend on this.

And then you're just out of nowhere just taking it away from them because you want to fucking give tax breaks to a billion billionaires and defund those same people who are on SNAP benefits, take away money out of their healthcare. You know, it's like, which again, it is morally the right thing to do to give people healthcare.

They can't afford it. However, if you want to sell a Republican on it, it's cheaper to give them healthcare and preventative care than to fucking pay for it them when they go to the emergency room, which is the most expensive type

of care. So if you give them healthcare upfront, then there's they can like, you know, take care of like a little thing instead of returning into a big thing because they don't have insurance and they have to go to the fucking emergency room and then they can't pay it. And where does that go that go that that gets passed down to all everybody else. And that's where your fucking

premiums are high. And now they're going to go even higher because they fucking got rid of the subsidies with Obamacare. They're trying. Yeah. They're yeah. No, they did do it. Well, I know, I know, I know, I know. So I mean the the shit is crazy.

I don't think the Democrats cave yet because November 1st everybody's going to be getting notices in the fucking mail that their premiums are going up. My premium for my healthcare, I just got a notice it's going up over $100 a month next year. If this shit doesn't get fixed and which is just my premium for me to be able to get an appointment with the doctor to

go pay a co-pay. It's just my table stakes to get in to see a doctor and then I still have to pay a co-pay, but it's going up over $100 a month, $1200 a year. You know, so that fucking Elon can get like a couple mil cut off his tax. You know, it's like that. He didn't even notice. Yeah, it's a it's frustrating and there is, it's not like it's, it's funny is they're like, ah, this Democrat program, he's Democrat.

There's AI Wonder what percentage of those like 40 + 1,000,000 people that are losing their SNAP benefits voted for this. All of them. That's the fucking thing. Like, guess what? In California, we got a surplus. We're going to be able to expand the SNAP benefits, you know, like we're going to be able to cover it. But guess Mississippi is not. Kansas isn't. True at article #3 from MPRKERA Technology by Martin Kast went to opt out of AI. State labeling laws might help. I read this.

I was like, this is like some boomer shit. I don't want to be a part of AI. That sounds like something like someone's grandpa would say. You know what I'm saying? I don't like AII don't. I've never met Allen Iverson, he was a punk. I never liked him. Oh, there's an MJ fan. Like, I feel like that's this, but it's top AI. Utah and California have passed laws requiring entities to disclose when they are when they use AI. More states are considering

similar legislation. Proponents say labels make it easier for people who don't like AI to opt out of using it. They just, they just want to be able to know. Since the Utah Department of Converse executive Margaret Wooley Bussy Bussy who is implementing new state laws requiring state regulated businesses to disclose when they use AI with their customers. If that person wants to know if it's not a if it's a human or not, they can ask and the chop

bout has to say. I mean, if you're talking about chatbot, I thought that was always not like a person. Like what are we talking about here? What do you mean? The paper clip on my computer that tells me what to do on Word isn't real? No, that's just an animation, grandpa. Like get off the computer and stop listening to Rush Limbaugh reruns. No Obama. Like kind of like this, like AI thought this was going to be

something else for. So Open AI launched the video generating AI Sora, and you know what they said? They said that if you don't want 'cause like, people are just like making like. Crazy. Videos, videos, yeah, of, of like, you know, like Disney characters or just like anybody's likeness, you know, just like wild, wild ass W type shit like fucking Sam Altman over at CEO over at open AI, when they launched it said that if you don't want your likeness to be used in Sora, you can opt

out. It's like, no, dude, that's not how this works. You don't like you don't get to like just use my copyrighted like like shit, unless I say, unless I go and tell you not to do it. It's you don't get to do it unless I tell you. You can, you fucking idiot. Like California has passed a similar law regarding chat box and chat bots in 2019. This year it expanded the disclosure rules requiring police departments to specify when they use AI products to

help write incident reports. So this is what's interesting. I think AI in general, I think AI in general and police AI is specifically or a oh, sorry, that just reads really well. I think AI in general and police AI in specific really thrives in the shadows. It is most successful when people don't know it's being used it, says Matthew Guarelia, a senior product analyst, a senior policy analyst for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which supported the new law.

I think labeling and transparency is really the first step. As an example, he points out in San Francisco, which now requires all city departments to report publicly how and when they use AI, such as local. Such localized regulations are kind of are the kind of thing the Trump administration has tried to head off. White House AI czar David Sachs has referred to a state regulatory state regulatory frenzy that is damaging the

startup ecosystem. Daniel Castro with with the import with the industry supported think tank Information Technology and Innovation Foundation says AI transparency could be good for markets and democracy, but it but it may slow innovation. You can think of them an electrician that wants to use AI to help communicate with his or her customers to answer queries about when they're available.

Castro says if companies have to disclose they UA use AI, He says maybe that turns off some customers that don't really want to use it anymore. Well, OK, so give them the option, dude. They just want to use it and not have, you know, part of the issue is I think it's not just the thing itself, it's how quickly our lives have changed. There may be things that I would buy into if there were a lot more time to develop or for development and implementation.

That was said by Kara Quinn, a home school teacher from Burm Bremerton, WA. Slowing down the spread of AI seems appealing. Who decided that? I don't get to read what another human being wrote. Who decides that this summary is actually what I think it what I'm going to think of their e-mail. I value my ability to think. I don't want it to be, I don't want to outsource it. So I mean, too late.

Quinn's attitude to the to the AI catch caught the attention of her sister-in-law, Anne Elise Quinn, a supply chain analyst who lives in Washington, DC. She's been holding salons for friends and acquaintances who want to discuss the implications of AI and Kara. Quinn's objections to the technology inspired the Thing theme of the most recent session. How do we opt out if we want to? She asked. Or maybe people don't want to opt out, but they want to be consulted at the very least.

I think it just depends on what we're talking about. Like if it's like I used AI to schedule your appointment with my office, like who gives a fucking shit?

Like, but if it's like a commercial or a police report or like a reenactment of like a, you know, like if you're going to use AI, like there was this like trial where they used, we might have talked about it on the pod where they used like a kid was killed or, or something happened, like something happened, but they used the an AI to pretend like it was the kid who died in the trial. Oh yeah, and it was to say like his like final, like his like message to the the killer and it

was super cringe. Yeah, so like. That's weird. Yeah, yeah. So like stuff like that, like, yeah. But like that I helped like the AI like helped me like like structure my e-mail get the fuck out of who gives a shit. Like, you know, it's like that's what, what, what a spell check

then? Well, I think that it's just, yes, obviously, but in turn, I think what they're just saying is all these, it's a frenzy for regulation is what that one dude said, which will slow down innovation because however it's being. Applied that's exactly what these these fucking assholes with social media said, you know, it's like and like they're what they're saying now. It's like if we if we put regulations on AI, then the Chinese are going to beat us. And it's like.

OK. So you're pro regulations on AI? Obviously. Well, OK, that's no, it's all mine. So what I'm just saying is like, obviously. I'm saying like the Sam Altman's and the Elon Musk's are going to try to sell this on that no regulation because it's going to hinder the the US like competing with the Chinese and AI. And they, they think there's, it's a 0 sum game that there's going to be really just one AI that wins. And it's like whoever gets there

first. That's what all these motherfuckers are banking on. And so like so, but you know, shut the fuck up, OK? There can still be some fucking regulation. They're better. They're better be dude. Yeah, the whole thing is, like I said, it's pretty cringy because at the end of the day, we should be regulating that. That shouldn't be left

unchecked. And with all the new ways it's being applied that everyone's trying to come up with, OK, well, the police are doing it. They should tell you or you're using it for this 'cause they're trying to cover all their base, 'cause there's new applications for it all the time. So it's like they're just trying to keep up with it. And obviously people are seeing the cracks or the downfalls of or potential risks of having it be unregulated.

And yeah, these dudes that are propping up the economy with this AI fucking bubble thing that's going on right now, we're holding on. As long as they're holding on by the seat of their pants, that's pretty much it. How long they can get away without it being checked, the better for them. And they have their very, that's the issue is they're all very short sighted when it comes to their money. And their goals are always like

long term. So you get you can give you on credit for having like some sort of long term goal and like reaching that point and pushing from Tesla to SpaceX. And he's AI can't stand him, but at least he had like a long term vision. You see some of these guys are very short sighted to their money now and then it kind of blows up in their face. So we'll just see. Of course they don't want regulation. Of course they do. Right. I mean, that's just like the and that's what it is.

It's like, and, and you know, corporations, for profit corporations, they are really, really good at one thing, making profit. And that's all we should trust them to do. And then we have, the government could step in and regulate it and tell them what they can and cannot do, you know, and that's just whatever. That's just, you know, fuck. These, it's like, it's like we're showing up when we're asking like Sam Altman or we're asking Elon, we're asking Peter Thiel with Palantir.

When you're asking these fucking guys, you might as well, you might as well be driving up to like an illegal street race and asking them if they, if they think we should have speed limits. Like I'm pretty sure they, they, I know the answer to everybody. Like when I rolled up, I'm not like that's not, that's a stupid question. They would laugh at you and be like, dude, we're out of your fucking St. Yeah, and it's dumb. Joe Biden did sign an executive order.

It was like a huge, like, I forget how many pages it was regulating AI. But The thing is, it's an executive order. So it can be undone by the a pres, the next president if they want. And of course, Trump, you know, he's like, fuck you. Biden got rid of it immediately. Anything he did, yeah, we're going to do anything. The guy who was the number two to the brown man I know and brown man in the suit.

It was such mild regulation. It was like, yeah, like if you guys get to this minute, like many GPUs like this, like capacity of like compute, you have to just let the government know like the not saying like that they're going to regulate or anything. They're just saying like, yeah, if you and it was like something way far the fuck out, you know, like something we're not even close to yet.

But, but if you get to this point, you've got to let us know because that's like, I'm almost like on the level of having like a nuke, you know, it's like, we just need to know about this like, so that we can like take a look at it. And like, and they were complaining about that shit, you know, and so it's like just like basic common sense shit they're going to complain about. And you just expect that like just assume that that's what's going to happen.

And then, you know, but how many, how many regulations, how many regulations have been passed on social media since it launched O5? None. 00, none. And it's the same motherfucking players that are involved in this shit. Yeah, my good point. I don't want to AI Last article Atlas baby Atlas 31 dude 31 Atlas to reveal itself to Earth on October 29th. Are we safe? How close will the interstellar object come to Earth? Canopy seen with the naked eye

Visibility and observation tips. Got very light hearted at the end. 31 Atlas to reveal itself to Earth on October 29th. Are we safe? This question has caught the global attention as astronomers prepare for the interstellar comets. Get out of here economic times. I know you're struggling but chill out with the pop out pop up ads. The closest approach, the object officially named 31 Atlas, is an interstellar comet travelling

from beyond our solar system. Scientists have studied it closely and understand its trajectory and comprehend composition. Even though they were like, where the fuck did this come from? But they're like, oh, but we've been tracking it since we noticed it was coming. Yeah. And a potential impact observation suggests that it poses no threat to Earth as it passes at a safe distance of

167,000,000 miles. This rare cosmic event provides A valuable opportunity to learn more about interstellar objects and their origins. What do you think about Atlas bro? Straight tripping. Yeah, so it's already October 29th where you're at right now as we're recording this. Yeah, shit dog, you already got Atlas in your in your skies right now. That's how we do it, dude. And then I. And then I shrug. But this is like the the comment that like had a weird shape or something that.

People. Yeah, weird shape people. Like, is it not a comet? Is it actually alien technology ancient astronaut theorizers believe? Yeah, but it's been coming and it's got now. It's got a tail coming off of it. It's got a high nickel composition. I mean, this is cool. This is going to be cool to kind of see. What did it say that you can see it? Like, I don't want to. Let's get to it poses no threat Poses the threat that come Romain in a safe distance, but is still observable through

telescopes. For amateur astronomers, this offers a rare chance to see an object that has travelled across interstellar space. We'll probably see some pretty kick ass pictures of this thing. This one follows A hyperbolic trajectory, meaning it will only pass once before exiting into deep space for forever. So it's just like cruising through. Scientists believe it was ejected from another star system millions of years ago.

Its brief appearance allows researchers to study how comets form in other regions of the Galaxy. Its composition, The nucleus of it, is estimated to be less than 1 kilometer wide. It is surrounded by a cloud of gas and dust known as a comma. The comet contains carbon dioxide, cyanide and atomic nickel vapor, giving it a unique glow under sunlight that's tight, sharp numbers. I know that the comet emits the unusual gases as it as it heats

near the sun. The emissions could reveal more information about the materials that existed in the early formations of our solar system. Yeah, because for something to travel that far from deep in our solar system, even in our Galaxy, it would take so long to get here. That is like a snapshot in time of pre of like, you know, millions and millions of years ago, which is pretty cool. So this is like super rare. It's not like Haley's Comet or

some shit like that. The reason why it's called three eyes 'cause it's the third inter stellar object or intergalactic or whatever Intergalactic it's the third yeah object that we've observed that's come from a different. Part region of the solar system. Yeah, yeah, no. 'Cause not. Not it's it's from outside of our solar system. Yeah, 'cause we don't know where it came from. It's just like just. No, it's not. Yeah, it's not from here.

Yeah, so that's pretty cool. Hopefully we get some sweet pics. What if it's an alien spaceship man? So I'm on NASA's website and it says it will be. It's will reach its closest point to the Sun around October 30th and just inside the orbit of Mars. I mean, the whole thing's pretty crazy and it's cool to have something like that, like swing through, you know? Yeah, and then it will reappear on the other side of the sun. In December, allowing for

renewed observations. But it's also pretty scary that something could be just shutting out that far because like, if it was going to hit us and there's nothing we could do about it, we're just like, fucked. We could do something about it. 160 fucking 1000 miles or 1,000,000 miles or whatever the fuck it said it was. No, I'm just if it was like, oh, it's going. To it's it's a 1 kilometer, 1

kilometer wide. You don't think we could fuck that shit up if that we just hit an asteroid with a fucking satellite just to just to see if we could and we did first try. I don't. Know. Get Bruce Willie on it, Ben Affleck. No, Bruce, Not now Bruce Willy. He's just there for what? Support. He's a mascot. He ain't even talking anymore. He's got no lines. In the sequel, Bruce Willis is like unable. He's like unable speaker or anything. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like the saddest shit ever.

Yeah, that's what my dad has. Not even like trying to make light of it, that's just like fucking terrible. And that whole thing, I mean, they were using and abusing him at the end, just like using him for any movie while he could still do them before he couldn't. Can't be seen with the naked eye. Brightness level between magnitude of 12 and 14, which means it cannot be seen without a telescope.

He received a telescope of at least 8 inches aperture under dark skies to catch it. It's currently unobservable due to its position near the sun. Known for its solar conjunction. Is expected to reappear on the 25th. And the whole thing's pretty tight. I hope it's an alien spaceship, That would be cool as fuck.

I roll with that. So the whole conspiracy theory community that's obsessed with that, There's Project Bluebeam, which is the whole concept of them creating a fake interstellar crisis to then unite everybody under one world

government and 1 Fiat currency. I think I've talked about this before on the pod where that's like a whole thing, You know, this project Mockingbird, which is like it when it comes to like media and shit, this is like they're going to project spaceships with holograms into the sky and make everybody think that it's like Independence Day. Everyone freaks out, government takes control, they get, they get rid of whatever this problem is, AKA the holograms. And then everybody's like a

slave to the government. So there's a whole swath of people in that community that are just freaking the fuck out. They're like, this is the beginning of it. It's lasers in the sky. It's like Jewish space lasers, but from Earth into space, not from space down to Earth. So it's like a reverse Marjorie Taylor Green. But then you see some of these new graphics and stuff. That's that's how my porn search history reverse Marjorie Taylor Green. That's a good like punk band

too. We'll reverse Marjorie Taylor grade. I can just see that. But yeah, using holograms like you see at some of these football games now where they're projecting like a big ass fucking Raven in the sky and like we've gotten pretty, pretty technical. I mean, they have holograms. They're a Tupac hologram, like they. So it's just making that like bigger and projecting it. You could tie Harp into that, which is, you know, Jesse Ventura. Classic episode.

Why won't you let me in? It's because it's a lockdown government facility, dude, and you're retired. Like get the fuck out of here. You got like 10 cameras with you. What is this? You want a tour? Like put the camera up. Let's go. So there's a lot of people who tie all that. So there's a whole swath of people that believe that this is the beginning of the one world government takeover, which I'm like, hey, let's go. That sounds tight. Let's roll with it.

Let's see what happens. Mix it up, shake it up, stir the pot, whatever. But. Stir the Kool-aid. It's probably just like an interstellar space rock, but you know, it's like, no, it's shaped weird, man. It's got a weird cigar shape. It's a tube. I'm like, well, no. And like I can see. I'm sure they've already looked at it pretty closely with the technology that the big ass fuck

off telescopes that they have. I'm pretty sure they've been looking at it a little bit deeper, but we can, you know, figure out if they have a clear picture of it. What is interesting to me though, is when shit like that does zoom by, we have so many satellites that take pictures like how if something is going to be coming into our trajectory, like into our solar system, is it, how do we not have like something like a Ring camera, like catching pics of

the shit as it goes by? Have you ever wondered that? Like why don't like, shouldn't these satellites also be like intergalactic Ring cameras? Like someone's like in my our backyard, like, oh, this shit just cruise by Pluto. Be like what? What the fuck? Cruise by. And you can pull it up and watch a video and be like, what's that? You know, like why don't we have something like that? You know what I'm saying? Like what?

What is I think? Most of the satellites are are focused inward towards Earth and like it's like the James Webb and then the Hubble and that you know, but they're like looking out pat like in the like that beginning of the universe. They're not like. Yeah, shit. Like, well, Hubble's like, do we even know where that is now? It's still working. They're like, oh, it's still.

Oh, it's fine. But but it's just like if you see the, you see the comparisons of like Hubble's like pictures versus James Webb. It's like not even, it's not even close. James Webb is so much better. No, no, no, definitely. But Hubble's just like been cruising. It's just like. Yeah. But there's also other ones that are like in our solar system that are like that we launched in like 1970 and like we thought like we're done and like they just keep going and like taking pictures.

But it's like not as like, I know I see what you're saying, but I mean, what do you like, do we not have pictures of this thing? No, not that I'm aware of. There might be like scans and shit, but it's like, damn dude, you'd think you'd have a fucking. Like I said, it's like some sort of Ring camera. Yeah. Point them in like on like the path. Is there like a alleyway? Like let's put a couple up, one by Neptune, one by Pluto. Just like facing in, like just like facing down like the

hallway. I don't. Or like, I mean, I guess we're in space, so we can come from any direction. So maybe just like surround. I don't get it. It just makes sense. Like we don't even know what it looks like. I'm like, oh, great, I'm so glad all the cameras are turned the wrong direction. Perfect. They didn't see it coming. We're like shooting lasers in the sky and we're like, oh shit, we got a weird scan. Something pinged back. What is that?

Oh, it was 9 pings. It means it's made of iron, like right. But there's like, but oh, it just went drove right by the camera. It was just facing the wrong way. Like we have like the shittiest, so like solar system, like security solar system ever. For how much shit we have floating out there, I just don't and we can. It just doesn't make sense. It's just a little confusing. Yeah, I guess I'd never really thought about it like, but like, put one on Mars. It just takes pictures like.

Off the fucking side of Mars it is like, hey man. Like, I mean, like I said, I'm looking at it in a linear sense and the universe isn't linear. It's like, right. And this thing is, this thing is like going like fucking 100 kilometers a second and. It's not going to pass by 160 million miles away. So it's like it's not, it's like close in space standard. It's not actually close, no. Well, I know. So it's like let's get a not

close picture in space. Or a close picture in fucking space standards, because it sounds like a goddamn selfie. We could take a selfie of this shit. I'm just saying, you think we'd have some probe things that like zoom around? I just want, you know, let's let's go, let's get let's take a look. Come on, man, I wanted to. I want to be able to see this

shit in like real time. Not like, oh, this is a freeze frame of like, it's like see that red dot right there surrounded by all those weird blue lines that that's it right there, You know, like, oh, cool. Like I'm not nerding out hard enough, I guess. Like I want to see it. Yeah. I guess I just assumed that we had. There are pictures. Pixar It didn't happen. That's like when did like that's how it should be. Come with receipts.

Come with receipts. That's how it should be with Space Pixar. It didn't happen. Speaking of. NASA, have you seen this shit where Trump fired? Elon's butt boy, who like went off on like the. Space rocket with him. He, he was the head of NASA, some like billionaire dude. And Trump fired him. And Trump's like, 'cause it's 'cause he was friends with Elon. I didn't think that was appropriate. Cause Elon's in charge of SpaceX. It's a conflict of interest.

Like he's ever cared about that. So then he put our boy Patrick Duffy, the former real world contestant who's our transportation secretary, put him in in charge. So now he's the secretary of transportation and the head of NASA. What are we doing? Y'all, I don't know, but we're not taking pictures of comments, that's what we're not doing and I'm kind of pissed. Bro. Like I'm sick of this shit. Come on man, use AI to do that. Make AI unregulated in space and

just send that shit off. That sounds cool. As fuck you want. Unregulated AI, put it in space and bring me back some goddamn pictures. That's what I want. I want it like that. I'm still not convinced that we don't have pictures. I don't. I don't got to look at any of this more. I haven't seen. Anything. We'll see. I'm looking right now see and the pictures of it are shitty. Because it's moving too fast. OK, but there's still pictures. And then some of them have them. Are fake.

Like look at this. Thing. Yeah, like this thing is just like a bunch of rainbow. Dots, what is that? No, no, I want to see the rock. And all the rest of them are like AI no man, ain't got shit, ain't got no, ain't got no still photo. It's all pixels and shit. Like the best we could do, we're. Up there with a goddamn Polaroid camera. You think it's a Trojan horseman? I hope so. That'll be cool as fuck dude. Let's mix it up.

Fuck everybody's college. Debt. Let's just have a alien show up and mix it up. That's it. Boom. They come down, they evaporate Trump, then they evaporate Biden. We're like whoa, shit it. Doesn't matter who he's like we're about. Like that big, you know some Mars attack shit. Why not? My fence is pretty big now. I'll just hide, hide in my house. Got my little Fort. Fight off some aliens dude, let's go. Or vibe out with them. They'll be like, hey, I got some crazy pictures of space.

Do you want to see him? I'm going to say hell yeah, let's go. They're still looking for pictures of this fucking thing. Well, yeah, I'm just. Like I'm like. I'm wondering what website I'm on Like like they're. Like there's a. Full on like like blown article like. Like seriously, considering that this is like a spacecraft, I'm telling you bro, people are going off the deep end with it. I see I got pictures all over the place man, they look like shit. But I mean.

Did the Dodgers win? No, they lost. It's still good though. It's 22 now. So. Well that's all I got for articles man. What do you got? Meditate bitches. Make sure y'all like follow. Subscribe Share Leave a comment. Do whatever you feel. We always appreciate y'all listening. We're almost at 200 episodes. This is episode #198 gambling. The snap benefits. And if you don't have any like card games, I can get it on like let me know.

Dude, that's tight. The pictures, dude the pictures of the cards with the glasses and shit are crazy. But also, if everybody was wearing the same glasses, I'd be like, hey, man, what the fuck, like or if you borrowed them, like, Hey, let me try these on. These are cool. And then everybody's card like you'd be like, hey, man, what the fuck? But chance you'd be like, you never touch a black man's glasses at a public touch. My glasses, I'm bald as hell. Don't.

Touch My Glasses $7 million this. Dude took from his homies. That's fucked up. So fucked. Up, dude. And there's more coming. There's and. Why? Why are they all point guards? 'Cause he was the point. God. And then he became the poker that was, that was Chris Paul. I know. Oh, Chris. Paul. Fuck Chris Paul. I hate Chris Paul. Oh, don't even get me. Started on. Everybody wins when they stop playing with Chris Paul. Look it up.

Everybody wins a championship when they stop playing with Chris Paul. Why 'cause he's a bad teammate and he's a bad leader. He's a dirty ass basketball player. Boom, period. Point blank. Say it forever. I hope he never, ever wins an NBA championship. He doesn't win an NBA championship and the Celtics never win another one. While I'm alive I will die with the smile on my face because I hate Chris Paul punching people in the nuts all the time. Bruh he is worse than Draymond

Green has ever been. He just gets a pass. He's like hell Jake from State Farm but get the fuck out of here dude. He ain't won nothing. He'll win anything in college, you know, win anything in the NBA. You're a clown. Sorry. He's like a not likable Dan Marino dude. Like he drives me insane. I hope he, I wish Dan Marino won his Olympic gold medalist. There's a lot of people who don't win if you think that.

Anybody who says 0. My Olympic gold medal is more important than my NBA championship. Unless you're like Luca and you win with like Slovenia or you're Nikola Jokic or you like, unless you win with one of those small ass countries. Get out of here. That it's such a lie, that it's such a space. Yeah, that it's such a cop out for people who don't win an NBA championship. Bro he was coming over to play with. Kobe and Shaq or whatever it was, it got vetoed before David's turn.

Probably, you know, good 'cause David Stern didn't like me there. He was like this. Clown, get him. Out of here his. Goofy ass goatee, he can't even shoot, acting all tough and now he's damn near 40. He's just chasing rings. I'm like keep chasing dude, keep chasing him like Carl Malone. Carl Malone was a garbage person and he never won an NBA

championship. He did get a 13 year old girl pregnant when he was in college and was a grown ass man, but the universe didn't see fit for him to win an NBA championship. So I'm not saying that Chris Paul's done anything like that. I just don't. I just think he's a garbage basketball player and I would love it. I was mad when the Birdman won in the NBA championship. He was on a list of people I'd never wanted to win and he won and he won one with the Miami Heat.

Then I felt bad for him when he got like catfished and all that weird shit and he was like catfished by while cheating on his wife and it was this big scandal. So I felt bad about that. I was like, OK, but I feel bad for Birdman, but he was good in NBA 2K. But other than that, it's true, that guy. But Chris Paul, we better go. You must be up to do a whole another hour. I'm about to get. Heated. I hate that dude. Be good, be safe. Stay out of trouble and as

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