Episode 196: Legally Bondi

What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA Old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 196 legally Bond E Welcome motherfuckers. Almost screwed it up there for a second. I didn't have the right screen so when I opened it up it was black. Sometimes that happens. What's up man, How are you? I'm gonna, I'm gonna clip that when I open it up, it's

sometimes it's black. Yeah, I mean the screen 'cause I'm like running like 10 different things and I got all these different monitors. I have everything separate. So sometimes it'll like be a window or a screen capture. It's stupid. I need, I need to build a new computer. Not that it'll fix it. I just want them to have two, you know what I'm saying? Just kidding. Well, we on that level, dude. Your greed glands, Your greed glands are are salading.

For the terabytes dog, I'm chasing them. Bytes dog, bytes, bits, RAM, VRAM. We got we, we after it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I was like trying to download like I put together like an audio like visualizer as they would call it with like cover art. So I was like, like rendering it and then I went to go download it from where I saved it in Dropbox to my phone and it told me I didn't have enough like space with my phone. I went and checked.

It's like, dude, I got like 2 terabytes went, went back, clicked on it, got it downloaded. But it's like I was like I was like I could see my phone memory being run and run out just cause how much shit I've been doing lately, like with like recording and like making videos of the ship. But but not had me panic for a second. But then I was like, no, I got plenty of room. Like I'm never gonna fucking like if I haven't like got close yet. Like I'm just never gonna fill this thing up.

Pay for like the extra you know. So this will sound crazy. So my 'cause I built my computer, it's the my supercomputer, but I've got, what is it one terabyte of SSD, which is like what your programs run on. Then I have a backup SSD. So technically I have two terabytes of SSD, which is like what makes your programs run faster? The more space you have, the quicker you can open stuff. And then I have 10 terabytes of like hard drive space that I purchased and put in the

computer. So I have like 12 terabytes of space in this computer. So whenever we record these, they're in like fairly high quality. It like auto saves them and categorizes them and I can save them up and it saves all my backup hard drives. You know, you know how much terabytes? The supercomputer has mine 6767 it's. A lot for a laptop. That's a Gen. Z thing dude. It's going viral on TikTok. T.O.K dude. Whatever what it what it explain that to me. What is that?

I'm it's. Literally nothing. It's like, it's like one of the ball brothers. Like it's like a Skrillex song. He says 67. I actually have a song where I go not 2, not 3, not 6, not 7. Like LeBron in the Heat turned to 11. Hallelujah called the Rev. That's how the song ends. But Skrillex has a song, he says 6-7 in it. Somebody asked like one of the ball brothers, like while he's being filmed, how's like his smoothie or something? And he's like like a six. And then his homie goes 7.

Because then they had been like just listening to that song and then they just started laughing. And then that's literally the whole fucking thing, dude. That's stupid. That's right, we were here to educate. I. Was hoping it would have some like deeper meaning at least. Like the brain rot stuff has a deeper meaning. I guess that is kind of brain rot, but like, you know, the Scibity toilet Ohio riz, you

know, I prefer that. I mean, that's kind of a part of it. I know, that's what I'm saying. It's. A newest member of the club. I mean, yeah, I guess it is brain rot. That's what they call it. There's like brain rot, rap and stuff. That shit's weird. Pretty weird. There's also Horror Core. You have like a Kennedy hair do today. It's a lot and like the like the pitch black, the mid Obsidian label as T. That's right. And it's actually a long T, So it's like, you know, it's like

it's. Like long T but like. Some Beaver shit like. Like like can't see as chinos, but they're on. They're they are on. 100% they're on. No, I actually got some like black athletic athleisure pants on right now. You know how to. Lulu's you rocking Lulu's right now? You're so. You're so Cali, dude. It's too much. It's too much for me. It's getting out of control. But yeah, I mean, I'm digging it. It's just, you know, very well. Almost. Looks like that's just literally how my hair is.

This is like without you. How is everything else? How are you doing? How is your world feel like you have to? I feel like you have to give us updates at this point with all the swirls and shit that's been going on. Not the hair swirls, obviously. Well, I don't know. Have you seen?

Have you seen the? Yang there there's like this other surgery he wants to do on my Dick and basically like so I whenever I saw him I actually had an like an appointment already scheduled like 2 weeks like like I'd scheduled it two weeks before that for that next Monday. So I saw him like on a Thursday or something. So they called me and they're like, hey, do you want to keep that appointment on Monday 'cause you just saw Yang Gang?

And I was like, no, I was like, but when should I schedule my next follow up? And they said she goes and like talks to Yang and then she comes back and she's like, you don't need another follow up unless you want to get that other surgery. I was like, OK, thanks. Well, he's like, he's like, you want the Yang to check the Wang? You got to go back underneath and let me slice the bang one more time, bro. That's how you get it. And he's saying you get, you get two to maybe 3, maybe 3

freebies. I'm busy. I'm busy with the Wang Gang. Don so like the so this is real talk. So I've got insurance, right? And so remember this all happened after I was in a super crazy car crash where I fractured my spinal cord or my vertebrae C7 had a black guy probably got knocked the fuck out, broke 4 fucking ribs and punctured my lung.

This all happened the same week. So anyways, like I and I went off in an ambulance, just got the bill for the ambulance today $0.00 would have been 2800 but but but my point is the the the surgery on on on the on the Wang $90,000. God damn. Yeah, I am. I am 5. 90K. Swear to God dude it's like 89 plus. Yang Wang Gang is just like Buku and him Bucks dude, he's he. He is pro.

He shows up at doctor's conventions and he's like you provide you prescribe any Trazodone lately you should like like I'm telling you dude like he's the fucking plug. What are you talking about 90K? This dude is this dude is the permanent. Boner plug, but to. Be to be fair bro to. Be fair, blue diamonds. I'm having surgery on my Dick. Like I don't want to like if it was like it's like a 5K surgery. I'm like, I don't know dude.

Like I don't know if you. Donate a testicle. 9090 is the is is the respect that my my cock deserves. You know what I'm saying? No, yeah. I mean if you donate a testicle I think you can get like 100K for it if you donate. What if you save a Dick? You get 90. Oh yeah, yeah. You give up a ball, everything in there, each of the. So basically, you know, you got like 300 KS worth of, you know, junk on you, you know what I'm saying? You got 8, you know, 100 KA, 100K ball.

The trifecta, yeah. Yeah. So I mean right there, you're rocking at least on average 300 plus. I mean, that's, you know, that's a decent house. Where that's where it's a down payment. It's a yard not in California. Yeah, no shit. That's what I'm saying. You're fucking chinos in. Your well that's where these balls and Dick reside. In your Devil without a cause haircut. OK, so my point is.

Kid Rock reference. I I believe that my out of pocket I Max the fuck out right already, so if I want to take Yang up on the offer I might just get the surgery for free. But if I wait and then I like would like regret it like not doing it like till like after the year then I'm paying whatever the fuck my insurance doesn't cover again. Yeah, I mean, if it's. But I but I don't want to be

like rushed into some surgery. No, but if it's something that's going to help, I mean, he obviously knows what he's doing. He knows his way around. He's a samurai with the Wang dude. He's. Surgical, I had to go, I had to, I had like post op conversation. I had a follow up and then a a second follow up before I found out how to do Dick exercises. Like, you know, it's like, let's not give him so much credit. Well, yeah, he might be a master with the with the with the scalpel.

But that's like like true, but but he is like the principal of Wang school. So when it comes to the Wangs, Yang is like the Dean. You know what I'm saying? Like the science teacher is supposed to teach your ass science. That that nurse that you talk to just as much as you've talked to him, probably more, is normally the person that tells you that shit.

That's normally how that goes. The doctor might touch base on it, but normally they you you talk to a nurse for a bit, they do whatever, turn your head, cough, then they leave. Doctor comes in, talks to you, props it up, goes over shit, leaves and normally a nurse comes back and it's like, OK, so here's this, we'll get you the prescription. Make sure you take two of these. Like that's always in my experience, there's always like it's a 3, it's a 3 touch system.

Well, like, so the, the first follow up with the nurse practitioner who like flexed, flexed her like experience on me, like when I was like, like she didn't know who she was talking to. I just go, hey, do you want me to like take my shorts off? And she's like, yeah, take it off. Like, you know, I work a bit in urology for 10 years. I've seen, you know, it's no big deal. Oh, my God, it was insane. It was a big deal. She's asking. I'm just asking you if you want me.

She's living under wing shadow dudes like that. OK, but you know what she told? She told me quote. And like I, and the reason why I can quote it is because it was so fucking crazy. It was, this is 2 weeks after the surgery or it's actually a little bit longer than two weeks because it was like a pain. He asked to fucking get the fucking appointments. I had to get a referral.

I'm going to show my Dick to other people in order for them to go so I can go show my Dick to the people I was supposed to show my Dick to. And then they called me and said I never had to show my Dick to those people in the 1st place. So I feel violated. You get to show it to me once. You want to show your Dick to me again? You got to show it to the whole goddamn gang. Literally. Enjoy your freebie like oh shit

and. Then they're playing my games and they call me like, you never have to do that. You never have to do that. It's like, OK, well, you didn't have to call me to tell me I didn't have to do it. You could have just let me just I already did it. So you don't have to like put that in my head. It's like, guess what? Totally unnecessary. Never needed to do that. Awesome. And then so anyways, but she told me follow up appointment in four fucking weeks. Just tuck it up like you've been

doing. End Quote. Just tuck it up for four weeks when I was supposed to be doing Dick exercises. The whole fucking it's a. Long. It's a long tuck. I got to call an emergency board meeting with Yang. That's like doing a handstand against the wall as part of the exercise. We're doing it the whole time. But it's also like swollen red and like, and like the whole thing was like the whole like paraprism, like it's like the blood is not leaving your Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So like when it's like, like hard swollen and then like your boy's wearing chinos. So it's like, it's like pressed up against, like, it's like, I'm like, am I cutting off? Like the circulation? Is this 'cause she's like telling me I have to like poke it and then see if it like like you could see I don't know what the fuck it did you know? You don't have to give me all those details, you know you're good, but if it's going to be free, you got the opportunity,

why wouldn't you let? 'Cause I had surgery on my Dick, It's so bad, it's insanity. I mean, you've already had it once, correct? Right, but OK, this is like I'm telling you, I'm sure it's on the level of giving birth like and sorry, ladies, but like surgery, I'm your whole ass Dick, like it's just wild. But like it was like 10 out of 10 pain going in there, you know, and then the recovery is

insanity. But The thing is like with when you give birth, you get you have like a baby afterwards, you know, and then it like makes you like forget, like all the pain and that's why they have it again or whatever. Some like endorphins like released in their body, like the like, just like it's like the men in black, like memory stick eraser. Otherwise they would never have it again. So it's like so insane.

That's what I'm saying. I didn't have a baby out of this, you know, I just have still have the same problem. You know, but here we. Are but you know, we move forward. Yeah, we do. We do. Yeah, you know, we move forward. We tuck. We tuck and walk. We walk it out. We tuck it out for sure. Damn, so that's crazy. I didn't put anything about it in notes, but I did want to mention there's all this like, so we don't we don't really talk about like other podcasts or

other. I mean, I guess we do. That's right. We eat bag of Donuts. On some of them. But like there's like people are obsessed with Candace Owens. It's like this whole thing, there's all she has a huge following. She says some pretty wild shit. You know, she's being sued. I do think we touched that she's being sued by Macron and the first lady of Paris, of France. I'm sorry for accusing her of being a man. And then like, apparently there's like photo evidence that she's not a man.

Like went through this whole process to like provide. Evidence. What do you What do you mean she like took pictures of her vagina? I don't know, I guess. I mean they are French bro. They are French dude like. Possible. Yeah, like the the questions about Z questions about jumping in front of Z nurse would never happen.

She was best friends with Charlie Kirk, who, you know, obviously was assassinated recently, and she's been going ham like crazy crazy on all of this Charlie Kirk stuff, dropping all sorts of accusations. She claims that it was she. She's a big proponent of that. Like Israel is the person that decided to take out Charlie

Kirk, which is pretty crazy. But now she's saying she's there's been screenshots of text message conversations, like a text thread with him in it. And he's talking about how he's like becoming anti Israel and he's being threatened and people are pull these Israeli Thunder or like fundraisers or people that donate are pulling their donations and walking away because he's like not going to cancel Tucker Carlson.

Supposedly there's all these text messages like like the actual text messages from people within the conversations of him talking about always worried about being murdered. Pretty crazy. I mean, I don't advocate for anyone to go listen to someone else, but that's it's like a pretty weird conspiracy rabbit hole that like Candace Owens is just like spinning. I don't know what she's on. Is it like Rumble? I don't know what the fuck she's on, but she's on some platform and that's she's.

Isn't it the Daily Wire? Daily Wire, Yeah, but she has like her own little like podcast thing that she does. I guess maybe it's distributed by them like her live stream? Yeah, it's like maybe like under that umbrella. But that she's going like crazy, crazy, crazy, man.

She's been crazy, dude. She like like like nobody even talks about this, but like the only really thing that I have ever heard about her until like this shit, like I know exactly who the fuck she is. But like actually heard like what she was saying, you know, was that Barack Obama was gay and that he used to like had like sneak in like, like young like 20 year olds, like dudes like from the back of the White House and fuck them like, and she and she likes that she had

like a Secret Service agent who like confirmed it like, and I was like, what in the actual. Well, people are turning. Point If that was fucking true, you know, like it would have been a bigger story, but she just gets away. I was just saying like just out. Yeah, well, what's wild is there's people from Turning Point USA, so like the, I don't know, like 90 people that now all seem to work there magically and are just like, grifting the fuck out of this dude's death.

They confirmed that the text messages were real. Like, those are actually real text messages. And then what? Text messages. That like about him, like having donors pulling money and not being in like leaving the pro Israel movement and not wanting to like wanting to have Tucker Carlson on, not like wanting to disassociate with Tucker Carlson just because he's anti Israel, like all this really weird stuff. And then I didn't see any of the screenshots of the, you know,

worried about being killed. But she said there's three people, 2 with like evidence of him saying these things to them. Like one of them the day before he got killed. What's really interesting about Candace Owens is Candace Owens is one of those weird anomalies. So she sued an employer for racism previously and then became kind of like a right,

like a right wing grifter. So it's like she like she ended up like, I can't remember what the the full story is, but she ended up suing somebody for racial discrimination and then was like saying pretty inflammatory things or says things pretty inflammatory things about like minority groups. So. Just yeah, she's an African American woman and but she's like, far right. Kind of like.

Audience contacts. Kind of like Greg Abbott, you know, won a big cash settlement and originally got a lot of his money from whenever that tree fell on him and it paralyzed him. That's why he's in a wheelchair. And then when he became governor, he closed. He he well, he helped right and push through legislation that closed the law that allowed him to sue the company that did a

bad job of trimming the trees. So it's like the what he made like the millions of dollars off of he then be gotten power and closed that door like pulled literally like well pulled the wheels up after him. Pulled the ramp up. Yeah, the ramp, yeah, it's better.

It's better. But that's like, so that's fucked up. So I always found that very interesting that she like went through that, but then came out the other side and like capitalized off of it and just was like, these actually are my my people. I mean, are you surprised? You know what I'm saying? Fucking Trump used to be a Democrat. He invited the Clintons to his wedding. Like what are we talking about? These people have no principles. Well, I'm just saying she's going crazy like on this.

Like it's like almost like Cash Patel made her, put her in charge of the investigation of Charlie Kirk's assassination. It's nuts, man. It's like the I've only seen clips of it but it's pretty trippy. If you do, you know what her husband looks like. I couldn't point him out if you showed me a picture. I've seen it but it's like not memorable. Do you know like what race he is? Isn't he a white guy? He's Jewish, Yeah.

Jewish white guy. But like, it's one of those things like, like I forget who it was. And I'm like, if you just had to guess, do you think his wife's white? It's like a, you know, like a a right wing black guy like Clarence Thomas. I think, you know, I think I said that to you. I was like. I was like. You just had to guess what his. Wife, he's got like a cult, He's got a cult. Wife like a deprogrammed wife. Right. But of course she's of course she's white. Yeah, like that's, yeah,

Clarence Thomas is white. Wow. There are few questions. Yeah, I'm down. Let's go. You're on with it. All right, y'all therapy questions. Therapy question #1 would you rather only be able to whisper, shout or shout whisper for the rest of your life? So whisper, shout. Meaning like whenever you want to shout you whisper, or whenever you want to whisper, you shout. Whenever I want to shout, I whisper so I can still talk. Normal, right?

Right. So then, 'cause if I want to whisper, then I shout, that's like mumbling under your breath. So I don't want to be like having like my comments that I'm saying to myself be heard by everybody, 'cause I'm shouting that shit. That sounds terrible. What if you need to shout and you just all you can do is whisper? Then. You're in need for help, right? You're done. Yeah, then that's just the way it is. That's just like, you know, you got to be extra cautious.

But yeah, I'd much rather that than have everybody basically because like you're it. That's like a form of like inner monologue where you're just getting it out. But you like, you know, mumble something under your breath, say something and someone's like, excuse me? Like if you say, you know, like you lose that to be like, no, like, oh, you couldn't. It's like you'd be shouting shit. Right.

So that means if somebody bumped into you and they were rude as fuck at like a gas station and you were just like whoa, excuse you like said that to yourself, you'd be like whoa, excuse you like you'd be getting in fights left and right, bro. You'd be just instigating shit all the time. It like it would be a matter of time. You value a whisper capability more than a shout capability, is what you're saying. Yeah for sure, and I'm loud as shit so I'd much rather. Be able to whisper.

Like be able to be quiet. I, I everyone's talking, Miss Evans. Well, I know, Joseph, but I can only hear you. Oh my God. Teachers used to say that shit to me all the time. Have you worked, have you worked with your therapist on that I. Was like what the hell? Bro, I came out too naturally. Like I can't help it. I can't do anything about that. Is that do you have nightmares about that? No dude, just that that was like a broken record. Is the same bitchy ass teacher saying that shit to me.

He used to drive me nuts and I was like, well it's not my fault. Like I got some deep ass voice, that ain't my problem. Sorry, sorry, you can't. Stop at me now. Sorry you can't stop listening to the music my voice makes, you know what I'm saying? Scrub, Scrub. Yeah, because shout whisper would suck. You'd just be shouting all the time. You could never like get be like frustrated and be like oh God, like, oh God, like every time. That'd be terrible. You just wouldn't do it, you

know? Yeah, you. Yeah. You could never whisper. You would always just have to talk. Like you'd just become a quiet introvert. You'd have to. You'd become quiet and shut yourself up because you'd be worried. You'd chat all the time, people. Yeah, I did. And also like when you're like, having fun, you know, with the gender of your choice. Hey man, that chick at the bar, she's checking you out. No, I'm saying like when you're like in an intimate moment, you can't even like hit him with a

whisper, you know? Yeah, there would be question #2. Damn girl, you look good, but why are you shouting in my ear? Like what the hell? I thought we were trying to be quiet. The kids are downstairs. Like what? Like get out of. Here. Yeah, dude, that alone right there. That's enough. Why are you yelling at my mom? I'm just trying to try to holla. Yeah, it's a. Holla, holla, I always wonder. What happened to that guy from? We know what happened bro. That guy was great.

Lung cancer happened. It's. Cake and he's like, don't drop that shit, but it's like the man, I love that guy. That guy's a. Shout out. Shout out for sure. Therapy question #2 Would you rather live in a house that smells faintly of onions or constantly hear faint elevator music? Faintly smells of onions. So faint smell of onions. Or faint noise of elevator music. I mean the smell of onions. I'd I'd probably maybe rather that like are you? Kidding. The elevator music might drive

you insane over time. I feel like, I feel like you got it out. I was zoning it out. No, you'd be trying. To sit here, I'm kind of handed out already. Yeah. You know, it's like when like I like on love line back in the day with like Doctor Drew and Corolla that whenever they would have like a a caller, you know, a listener call in and they could hear their fire alarm, like the the beep like letting you know it's like you're on battery.

Yeah, the chair and then and they would stop anything that's going on. It was like a bit and like it maybe like I. Remember I used to, yeah. Yeah, but my point is like the people there don't hear it cause they've just like tuned it out. And I feel like that would happen with the elevator music. You would tune out the onions. Yeah, I'd rather tune out. Onions, yeah, but when you haven't? 'Cause that would just be the. People come over, they're not I. Just wouldn't have.

I just wouldn't have people over. Well, that's insane. Good light you could light incense you could do lots of things to do. That without the the onions too. But the elevator music would travel. You would travel with you everywhere. No, you would go nuts by the time you were old. That's like, I don't know, some type of that's something like some Vietnam torture we like the CIA would do on people, like blast music. Some. That's some siege tactics, bro.

You're going to siege your own mind with elevator music. No lyrics, I mean and, but how many songs is it going to be? It's not going to be an infinite amount. It's not going to be a new song every day. That would be it's going to be no, that playlist is going to loop bitch, what are you talking about? That's a looping ass playlist you get. We'll say it's 80 songs. You'd be surprised how quickly it'll go through 80 songs, even if it's 1000.

I get it, yeah. Like I hate this song and you can't skip, just got to let it play through. My elevator music. No skips, baby. Yeah, yeah. Let it play all the way through. Nah, man, I'd drive that would. You'd lose your shit over time. You'd be crazy. You'd be praying like, Oh my God, it'd be in your head too. So it's not like you're hearing it. It'd be in your head. It'd be in your head. So even if you were like, I'm going to go deaf so I don't hear it, you'd still hear it.

That's all you'd hear then, is just the elevator music. Maybe learn like the like he'd be like a musical genius because he's just like constant on. Like Beethoven? Just breaking it down. Yeah, this dude's just making elevator bangers, bro. Like, I've never even heard these songs before. It's just like you're just pumping them out. Come famous. That's right. He's mad. He's a genius dog. He's like, he's the Kanye. Because it's like like Malcolm Gladwell talks about, you can do

anything for 10,000 hours. You become a master of it. So you rack up 10,000 hours quickly if it's on 24/7. He's like the Kanye West of elevator music, man. Like he's just like all over it heard. He's dropping his shoe, heard. They're they're building, they're building taller buildings so people can just listen to his jams in the. Elevator. Yeah, you hear his bangers at every mall across America. Dog. It's just wild. Yeah, people get stuck in elevators and they don't even

care anymore. You can get this. He made himself go deaf. Crazy bro. He's like Van Gogh. Mixed with Beethoven, yeah. Incredible the the lore behind this mythical. Beetho Van Gogh. Oh, that's actually pretty good. Thank. You. Thank you, Beetho Van Gogh. No, that that sounds that sounds like some weird. Now, hey, there's enough. There's no wrong. Sounds like some weird like. Brainstorming. We're brainstorming here.

I don't need your. Beet, some beet dish that like some French guy would try to convince you he's good and you'd get it and you'd be pissed off. Like it'd be like some little, like it'd be like little tiny ass pieces, you know? Like this plate was $80.00 and I got like 4 bites out of this shit. Beethoven go. Look, I I came in hungry. I'm going to leave hungry and more broke. Oh American, you don't know Beethoven. Go fuck. This is a classic niche. There you go, Beethoven.

Go over here dude. You heard it here first. Y'all pseudonyms get you some therapy question #3 Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools? I think I think we might have had this one. Before Yeah, I was wondering if I if we. I think I said I'd said like the liquids out of baby bottles would be like your gimmick. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.

OK, my bad. You're like, you're talking about like, like I think we talked about like Tone Loke, like, and don't be a central water trick introduced in the hood. He's got like, pacifier. Yeah, yeah, dude, that I'm getting to 100% Cambodian breast milk in my fucking bottles. Careful dude, that's so he got 4. Diddy. We're talking about Diddy, y'all, Yeah. Diddy, sorry because that Cambodian breast milk is another Dave should post. Kit, I want you to go to Queens

and get me a sugar cookie. You got a Midget to get a picture of a Midget holding these balloons? You just, you're just going to sit there. You're just going to do your taxes. You're just going to chop onions? Is that that's what's hot on the that's what's hot on the streets, right? Now you're going to use it any time minutes. And he got sentenced to 4 1/2 years. Wild. He's already served a portion of that though so he's going to get

out in like 2 years. He's he's already requested to be transferred to a low a minimum security prison. He's worried about being sexually assaulted in like bad prison. He thinks that some people are going to get him, I'm pretty sure. He's got a pretty mouth, dude. I'm pretty sure he'd just be in protective custody, which would probably be worse because then you'd just be by yourself for 23. Hours, but if you if you know you're getting out in a couple years, like it might not be as bad.

Well, yeah, it's more like 2 years. And then it's been floated that, you know, should we give, should Trump give him a part? And they even asked Trump if he's considered giving P Diddy apart and he said, well, I call him Puff Daddy so. There you go. Get that out of the way. He's, you know, 90s late 2, early 2000s Puffy. Can't stop, won't stop. But he'll, but he'll look into it. He was asked if he was about Ghilane Maxwell, would he give her a pardon? He's like, oh, I haven't heard

that name in a while. I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure. I'd have to look into it. I haven't heard anything about that in a while. Well, her shit's going to the Supreme Court, so. They denied it. They said no. Oh, really? Yeah, so they said no, that's why they asked. Like, so the only thing that she could get at this point is a pardon. He said he'd look into it. So puff.

Dad, his old his old girlfriend. Puff Daddy and Maxwell are, you know, he's going to, he's going to see what he can do about getting them pardoned. It's almost like someone was like, hey, yeah, I yeah, you going to you going to pardon this person that's a convicted child sex trafficker? You know what? I'll look into that. That's a good idea. You're like, no, no, I was asking because we don't want you to do that. No, I think that you know what, you might be on to something

like. Me and my like MAGA queuing on freaks are all like, you know, like there's this sex child trafficking ring like on the Democratic side. It's like bro like he's over here surmising about giving to separate sex traffickers. We did episode a long time ago, many a moon ago, where we talked just for a bit about was like, you know, one of my million conspiracies.

And it was whenever there was the Wayfair conspiracy that people were being sold on Wayfair and being sold on like Amazon. And you could type in codes and find missing people and all this. And that was like a bunch of like Russian psyop crazy bullshit. But we talked about it then and it was, yeah, like there's a secret cabal and you can order this. This cabinet is, you know, if you type in this number code, this cabinet pops up and that's the number code of a missing kid.

And here's this connection, and they're using it to buy people. Trump slapped the tariff. I like, I think it was like something like crazy, like 60% tariff on all kitchen cabinets coming into the United States. Not kidding. Oh, I saw that. Final therapy question. Therapy question. So glad I bought my house, but when I did, it has like new cabinets and shit 'cause I'm like, Oh my God, that's also my like my big ass fence.

I was like, no, I got to get this fence done as soon as possible 'cause this shit's only going to get more expensive and nothing's like taking effect yet. So I need to do this shit like now. Like I need to buy. All of this like what? The Wang surgery, you know. Yeah, like I need to do it now, otherwise if I wait it'll be so it'll be 7 grand more for no reason other than like just shit stupid. And yeah, I was right. But at least the eggs are cheaper. Oh wait, final therapy question.

Therapy question #4 Would you rather be haunted by every person you've ghosted or every person who ghosted you? Be haunted by every person you've ghosted or every person who ghosted you so they're haunting you so they obviously have to like, interact with you. Yeah, I, I, I guess if that's the the law, the ghost law. I guess it'd be every person who ghosted me rather than people I've ghosted 'cause if it was, if you got ghosted, there might have been a reason why.

Well, well, you given like crazy. There could have been some wild shit going on right as we're like, Maybe if like you're haunting me, I get some clarification. You know what I'm saying? About the guest, yeah. I mean, the way that I say I see it, I agree. I'd rather be haunted by the people, the girls who ghosted me, rather than the people I ghosted because I ghosted them for a reason. And the girls who ghosted me. I didn't ask to be ghosted.

I was obviously still into it. You got one another reason. So I'd rather be haunted by the Boo bitch then, you know, Boo. Because Yeah, and also if it's people you ghost so they're just going to talk shit the whole time, doesn't matter. And it's like. I ghosted you for you know. But they. Why would you want them haunting you? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like that's that's what I'm

saying. It doesn't matter who you are, guy, girl, whatever walk of life, there's anybody, a friend or relationship or something that you ghosted on and being haunted by those people and you're just like, I need to literally get away from this person to continue to move forward. I don't. Know well, and then after saying this or like writing this in there, like I was thinking like I don't think like I mean I definitely haven't ghosted like very many people at all.

Like I don't like I'm trying to think of who and then also haven't really been ghosted that much. I was kind of recently by the Boo bitch, but that's what she called herself. No, I mean, yeah. I mean, I can't think of, I can't really think of that many.

If anything, it was more like this person makes me super uncomfortable, but it wasn't even like, I mean, I'm trying to think there's there's this one, there's this crazy chick back in the day and I didn't even like date this chick or anything, but it was like the craziest shit ever. So I was in Austin. We're bartending at this club. There's this girl who would come in and dude, I'm did I tell you?

Like she would like just stare at me from across like the way like it's a big area and it'd be like people dance hit and like the crowd would part a little bit and she'd just be like staring at my well, like because there's a big long line of people and I started like bartending on like the other side and then I moved downstairs. Wouldn't let her come to the downstairs area. I was like, do not let this girl come down here.

She'd make me so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that like if, like if that's the type of people that are haunting me, No man, get out of here. That is an actual nightmare. There might be some comedic relief because then like the ghosts, if it's people that ghosted you, they'd also be more annoyed by having to haunt you than you would. They would be haunting. You. No, no, I feel like I, I, I, I turn them, you know? No, that's what I'm saying. Like it did.

They, I think they'd be like, I fucked up. Yeah, like I think the animosity would be different. That's what I'm saying. They'd be like, oh, I have to haunt you. I thought I'd ghosted you and you'd be like, oh, that sucks. Like it'd be funny and you could kind of fuck with them as the other ones just be like, they just be talking shit to you, man. The whole time. All they'd do is just like yap

at you that'd. Be maybe a worse version of the version that I ghosted in the 1st place, you know? Yeah. Yes, 'cause then they'd be like eternal and like follow you for forever. And and have experienced the ghost by me. So then now they're like got, you know, they're pissed. Yeah, they be, they be be they would blame you because you ghosted them. They turn to ghosts. Damn, talk about a curse, bro. That's a wild. Curse that's a double Entang. That's some.

Beauty and the Beast shit. So what's up? What's up, Belle? Get out of here. What's up, Belle? But she's like. That's the Princess, dude. That movie's so funny to you because they're just like, this bitch is weird. She reads books Like what? Like. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Sounds wild, dude, Who who, what's the, the fucking song that from Beauty and the beast who sang it? Oh, never mind. It's me, it's me. But like I I think I thought I had like a Beethoven kit.

Connection. Oh, I was thinking. Never mind, I think. Of not the not Paul Newman, Randy Newman. I was thinking about it. That would be incredible. But it's incredible. It's fucking meatloaf beauty. He's a beast. But like, no, dude, that movie's wild. Think about it like the bookstore owner is sitting there talking shit, and I guarantee you she's the only reason he's open. The only reason he has a business is because Belle checks out books every day and he's

talking shit about this girl. She's weird. Yeah, she comes into my bookstore and just keeps buying books and shit. What a weird girl. Like that's crazy and everybody. I mean, I mean. She is stupid. I mean the bad guy. I think I've talked about the bad guys. It's a beast and it's totally not Gaston. Gaston's not really the bad guy. I mean, you know, shout out to our French people again. So if you get everybody turned into a ghost because you ghosted them, that means you were so

bad. That's like a David Spade movie. So that means you're such a bad person that now everybody got turned into a ghost. That's like, no, no, no, no, the opposite. Well I'm saying if if it was the people you ghosted, they got turned to ghosts. That's because they weren't. They weren't under like the umbrella of production by me anymore. Well, yeah, but I'm saying because you ghosted them, they became ghosts. So they'd be mad.

They'd be mad about that. That's like Beauty and the Beast. Everybody's pissed off that they're afraid of the Beast, but he's like, yo, man, like I'm a sweet old lady. This is my kid Chip. He's a cup this little kids a cup now because you wanted to like yell at some old lady bitch who showed up at the house and needed help. She ended up being a magical witch and cursed everybody that works for you into like being credenzas and ottomans and cups and silverware and clocks and

lamps for all of time. Unless you fall in love and stop being such a piece of shit before this magical rose dies. Bro how big of an asshole was the beast before the beast became the beast? Bro, think about it, everybody like people's family members were missing and nobody knew where they were bro because they were turned into like there's a dog that got turned into an Ottoman. That's fucked up man. Like you really fucked up with

life. When a poor defenseless dog is being turned into a piece of furniture and is willingly letting some weird old man who comes in put his feet up on him, he's excited. Well, but he for eternity though, so like dogs don't. Unless, unless he falls in love. My my at. Least at least the dog. The dog wouldn't be alive as long you know if the five. Year old son Chip, who has a piece missing, will never be a boy again unless you fall in love.

Do you think chip chip had downs and that was like a symbolic that's like the? Wildest shit and the fact that they made his nose like the hoop like it's like whoop like the the the handle it's his nose is like so out of control. So you're saying Gaston, who's who's supposed to be the antagonist? Gaston's just a dude bro. He's just a dude bro. Dude. He's like, he sucks, but all the dudes like him. Everybody else likes him but Bell and this crazy old man.

Think about this. This old man is hey, I made a I'm a part of the industrial revolution. I made a steam powered machine. I'm going to take it to the fair. Gets lost in the woods and attacked by wolves, right? That's like short story. He's walking through attack. Spoiler alert. Find, run, sees a castle, runs into it to seek shelter. It is decrepit and empty. No one's there. Bumps into the Ottoman dog, the beast locks him in a tower to die. Never going to let him out.

Very comfortable doing it like he's done it before. Just saying because. And if you question like, well did he really, his daughter shows up and she's like let my dad go. He goes cool bitch. Only if you get in the cage. I'll lock you up. You can swap spots with him. So now I'm going to lock this girl up, the weird bitch from town who reads books. Now she's mine and I'm locking her in a tower and I'll let the old man go. Well, think about that.

Well, no, that's that's crazy. When he was turning into the beast, did that change his personality or is it the same personality? No, he was just now he's just like grumpy and lonely. If anything he's just more like a curmudgeon because he was a Dick. Like that's what it was. This old lady, the beginning, they tell the tale and like this old lady, this homeless woman shows up seeking shelter and he's she's like help me out and he's like get out of here you old bitch.

And like chases her off and is really mean to her and humiliates her in front of all these people. Then she comes back and does this like glowing float thing and it's like I'm actually a witch and curses him and that's it. And she's like, you got to fall in love. Otherwise all these people, all of these innocent people that work for you, I'm punishing them too. That's how big of a Dick you are. The whole town he was OK with

going and killing the beast. He all he had to do was show them visuals on a magical mirror of this screaming monster and everybody was like oh fuck so and then next thing you know, everybody the whole town is going to go kill the beast. The Gaston a wore a Cape socially badass. Everybody wanted to a group of dudes saying like the most not no homo but homo song about another man of all time talking about his chest hair and eating eggs. No one fights like Gaston like that song is wild.

Like that's epic. If you if your homies hit you with that, you'd be like whoa, guys like chill out. That's the whole town. He ends up beat defeating the beast in combat. He kills the beast. He just falls off the side of the castle because he's what? Scaling a castle in the rain with no climbing equipment? That's bad? That's crazy. Fighting a mythical beast created by some witch woman. Then he kills it. Gaston.

He sucks. He's like a Chad to the Max, but he's not like necessarily The bad guy though real bad guy is the beast. The fact that the beast gets the girl and like keeps his castle and it's all nice and clean again, he's like handsome and shit. That's messed up. That's not cool. He doesn't deserve any of that. Everybody around him was tortured. Just saying because he's still got to be a bad. Ass What about the witch?

She went on, she kicked rocks. She was like, no. I know, but my point is like she, she, she's like the Elaine Maxwell of this scenario. I feel like she deserves a little bit of blame as well. She facilitated him becoming a beast and and she's the one who turned everybody into the motherfucking the Ottomans. And then think about this, those people are trying to go kill the beast. Like what happens if the beast dies? Are they still stuck that way for forever?

Yeah, you see what I'm saying? Like if there's a nuance here. Because if so, if not, if he just dies and then they're just released, I think that's more fair that the beast. Should have. Doesn't sound, doesn't sound like maybe the outside with you the. Way he's like. Pharaoh, he just takes you. Get in, you get in the cage, then that's crazy. That's the like that. You're way too comfortable locking people in your tower free for all of time because

they show up and they need help. There's wolves outside. I know you don't leave the house very often because you're a weirdo and you're a monstrous beast, but there are wolves out here. Like if you think I'm the last, the next, there's not going to be somebody else at your door soon. Maybe take care of the wolves. You're like a mythical beast with tusks. Go do something about it. Just saying that shit, I would watch that as a kid. And I was like, what are we

doing here? This is who we're rooting for this guy. And now he gets to sing songs and shit and snowball fight. Get out of here. What are we talking? What are we doing, bro? And everyone's excited. They're just excited. They hate him secretly. They just want him to fall in love. Because I'm tired of being a fucking recliner, bro. Like I'm over it. Like I don't even have wheels. I'm just stuck. Like I. Don't have the recliners for your thing back in whatever time period this is.

A real nice wing back chair there. You go, there you go. Just want to keep it true. Sorry that's my rant, I just got that that shit pisses me off. I can't wait to see what the Spotify auto generated chapters. Little Mermaid, I think. I might have talked about this on the podcast My Little Mermaid is Wild. If you came to me and said, hey, I have an idea for a date. And I was like, yeah, bro, what is it? There's this death mute girl I've been hanging out with.

I don't really know. Helen Keller type shit. I don't really know if she likes me a lot or not. I'm going to take her out on a boat by herself in the middle of the night and I'm going to make a move. Bro and she's like 13. I'm like, dude, you're going to jail. Like, what are you doing right now? What are we talking about? Like that's a horrible idea. You're taking the deaf mute girl to the lagoon in the woods. You're going to try to woo her and kiss the girl. That's creepy as shit, man.

Like that's, there's like I stop, don't, don't do that. And think about it. She gave up her voice to to basically be with the dude. So she chose to stop being able to speak, to have the ability to walk, right. She lost her voice. She gave it to Ursula cause Ursula had all had, you know, was just like a octopus bitch. So she took her voice. So then Ariel decides to go be with this dude and try to do whatever and walk on the sand, but gave her her voice to go do that.

She gave her her voice to be with some dude. What is that? What kind of message is that for? Like a wet dream, Jesus. Christ life follows. OK, but but also like while we're doing it, like I mean Cinderella, like the glass slipper fits perfectly well. Why the fuck did it fall off in the 1st place? You know what I'm saying? Check them. True. She's got sweaty feet, you know what I'm saying? You wear those, you wear those things you wear. You wear glass slippers and try to have your feet.

With with your intention servitude. Yeah, that's the that one was pretty wild. But there's something inherently weird with Little Mermaid, something obviously inherently weird with Beauty and the Beast. It's just like, inappropriate. And that was a clip from Joseph and Andy's another podcast called Screenplayers. Screenplayers. 1 1/2 episodes released until banned from YouTube. Check it out. Still I. Think, I think we can do it on

Facebook still, though. Facebook was like, whatever, they didn't get your shits, they didn't care. Do you need a break or you? Yeah. Let's take one real quick. We will be back here in a moment. And now we're back with the topics, Joseph. All right, first topic, this is by MNPRKERA from their law. This is by Ryan Lucas and Elena Moore. That's under law. And it is Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is weaponizing

to target Trump's foes. So there's a lot of crazy clips of this that have been shown of the from floating around today about her being confronted yes or no questions and not answering them. Attorney General Pam Bondi faced sharp questions from Democrats over mounting concerns that the Justice Department under her leadership is being weaponized to go after Trump's perceived political enemies.

During a more than a four hour hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday that often turned combative, Bondi defended her work at the helm of the Justice Department, rejecting allegations that investigations and prosecutions, including the most recent indictment of former FBI Director James Comedy, were driven by politics.

I took the office with two goals, to end weaponization of justice and return the department to its more core issues of fighting violent crime, Bondi told lawmakers. While there's more work to do, I believe in eight short months we have made tremendous progress towards those ends. I can't, I have. That's like bullshit. Obviously, dude, it's insane. It's like, it's Orwellian. It's like exactly what they're not doing.

Yeah. Like they're not investigating like sex crimes, like violent crimes, murders, because they're pulling all these fools like away to go do like the ICE shit. Yeah, the Justice Department has undergone enormous changes since Bonnie took charge. During her tenure, career prosecutors who worked capital riot cases or investigated Trump

have been pushed out or fired. As of senior officials at the FBI, the section that investigates public corruption has been gutted, while the bureau's premier public corruption unit has been disbanded. Yeah, so just white collar crime, just nobody's investigating it. So just it's it's a free for all bro. Yeah, and the department that has open investigations into Trump's most vocal critics and dropped prosecutions for his allies.

He's even made comments like, Oh, well, you know, he, he voted Trump, so we like him. So like, it's crazy. Yeah, like there's not like these aren't, this isn't the deep state. This is the shallow state, dude. It's like they're just telling you like what they're fucking doing. Like like all you fucking queuing on people like deep state masked motherfuckers, like just showing up trying to like kidnap people like in like fucking Honda CRVS. Like what are we?

What are we doing? Yeah, with no due process, lawmakers broke on party lines in the in their views on the direction of the department has taken under Trump's administration. Democrats sought TO0IN on the turmoil and departure from department traditions and norms to highlight that they say is what they say is a dangerous

direction Bondy is taking. The DOJ, our nation's top law enforcement law enforcement agency, has become a shield for the president and his political allies when they engage in misconduct, said Dick Durbin, committee's top Democrat. In eight short months, you fundamentally transform the Justice Department and left an enormous stain on American history. It will take decades to recover.

Republicans, in contrast, argue that the department was in fact weaponized by the Biden administration against Trump and conservatives more broadly. And they said Bondy was cleaning up the mess that was left behind. Focusing on crime and getting tough on criminals is a welcome change from four years of Biden administration soft on crime policies, said Chuck Grassley. That old fucking dinosaur. Go away. I think it's like 91. God, Chuck Grassley is just miserable.

I mean, he's, I swear he's, he's been. He's almost been. In Orrin Hatch. No, you're thinking Orrin Hatch. But both of those guys I I swear were in office were for a woman, wanted a credit card that to ask their husband's permission. 50 years in the Center for Orrin Hatch. Gross.

Yeah, he pointed that in. He pointed to information he said at the end that he and other lawmakers have obtained that shows the FBI in 2023 analyzed phone data, more than half a dozen Republican lawmakers, including members of the Judiciary Committee, as part of an investigation and Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Can you tell me why my phone workers were stopped by the Jack Smith agents? Lindsey Graham said, referring to the special counsel who investigated Trump.

Grassley, meanwhile, called it an outrage and and an unconstitutional breach and called on Bonnie and the and FBI Director Cash Patel to address the matter. Several Republicans called for Bonnie to appoint a special counsel to investigate. Thoughts. I'm glad like there's, you know, at least a little push back, you know, from the fucking Congress, the do nothing Congress .2 point O as they used to call him back in the day.

Like, you know, like we're not even talking about the fucking government still shut down, you know? Yeah, I mean, they asked her questions about the borders are because they have, what is his name? Homan. Yeah, Homan. They have video of him accepting $50,000 in cash from the FBI. In a fucking bag. And a sting operation then that has been decided to not be prosecuted. It was being investigated. And then they just dropped the prosecution against him whenever Trump took office.

I mean, 50 GS is like that's all it takes. Like like you fucking prostitute. Like come on bro. Like, like, look at what Jared Kushner has done. Yeah. He's just like, he just got in on the EA Sports $55 billion acquisition with the Saudis so that he can like, reach the fucking wheels and, and, you know, get the merger or like let that take private by a Saudi fucking like this sovereign wealth fund, like biggest leveraged buyout in the history

of the world. And yeah, and you got $2 billion from the Saudi students that you left office in 2020, that that's what you got to do. Dude, it can't be a cheap whore. Come on Homan then like, oh man. Questioned her about the comedy

allegations. You know him, You know we Trump truthed or tweeted whatever farted, farted out a fucking message that looked like, looked like it was a direct message to Pam Bondi. It's kind of how it reads about going after these political people, comedy and other people. Then about then, they ended up firing a Virginia prosecutor who refused to bring charges against comedy and other people. So you get like a fucking staffer to to. So then, so they fired that guy in Virginia.

Then they appointed, Yeah, a former Trump staffer, never prosecuted a case to bring these charges and file this indictment because nobody, nobody else in the Department of Justice wanted to even touch this thing. So they got some inexperienced person to do it. She's ridiculous.

I've watched interviews with her and she's almost as bad as that ABBA the the woman who represented Herman, represented him in the election overturn case and all that stuff, who he tried to get appointed to, like what Attorney general of New Jersey? And I think she got denied, you know, borderline been disbarred. She'd never tried a case before she did it. So that's not shocking. And then also they asked about Epstein files. Who who directed the FBI to look for information that involved

Trump and flag it? She she wouldn't even answer the question. She started questioning, you know, Adam Schiff or yeah, Adam Schiff and like what he does and where he gets his money. It was all like, deflect, deflect, deflect that she didn't answer any actual questions. It was pretty crazy. Like it was obvious she did, but it was like, yeah, it was proposed. Like he would be like, OK, like mute or Mike reclaiming my time or like, you know, natural order. Give me a SEC. Hey, yes or no?

Did did. Did you direct anybody to like, look for information or flag things that involved Donald Trump in the Epstein files? Wouldn't answer the question, just personal. Started personally attacking them. That was the whole thing for four hours. Fucking crazy. Yeah, they got a video, but they said they found no credible evidence of any wrongdoing. But they have a video of at home and accepting $50,000 in cash when Schiff.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's obvious that's been denying it. When asked by Schiff if she would support it, the request by Democrat lawmakers to make public any recordings of Home and allegedly accepting the cash in exchange, the exchange grew heated. Bondy responded by asking Schiff, Will you apologize to Donald Trump for trying to impeach him? See. That's what that says. Like that's my senator, by the way, voted for him. He he's like clean dude. That's why he's like the perfect

dude. Like he's, he's a prosecutor for real, for real, for real. And like, he doesn't fuck around. And like, he's squeaky clean like the FBI used to be. You know, like, whenever I became a financial advisor, I got an FBI background check because, you know, like, they trust the FBI, but it's also, like, mandatory. But nowadays, it's like, you know, what does that even mean? Cash Patel's the head of the FBI. Dan Bongino is the deputy

fucking chief of the FBI. You know, it's like, ridiculous. Yeah, so that happened today, this cringe of shit. And honestly, Pam Bondi looks like she's aged like 10 years in this eight months, man. But she can't get the Botox treatments like this has not. Just lying that much is going to be exhausting. But she also bought in on forget what it might have been the IT was either the she got in on the crypto, but no, she bought like stock, a shit ton of stock.

And then they announced something like 2 hours later and in the stock surged and then she cashed out. Like just just like, because like they can track like, you know, like who bought like this many shares like it like, and they found like they like worked backwards and found out it was her and like, like the timing and everything of it. It's just straight up insider trading. Oh yeah. Yeah. They all get, they all get away with it though. I was going to do anything to him at this point.

She's the fucking one who would bring the case, you know? So when your attorney general's insider trading, it's like, fuck dude. And there's no and there's no more corruption investigators. It's been whittled down and then the the the best group of them has been disbanded and but. She would be in charge of them, so she'd be like, yeah. Exactly like so like they she, but even if she even if they were independent, they they don't exist anymore, so no, wouldn't matter. Yeah, yeah.

I think they tried to argue that special counsels were illegal, like Trump's team did, you know, to get like a a boy Jack. What's his last name, remember? Jack Smith. Was that the prosecutor, the special counsel? Yeah, yeah. Jack Smith. Yeah. They were trying to, they that went to the Supreme Court. They argued that the whole concept of a special counsel is illegal. So like, they're definitely not hiring special counsels, you know, unless, unless, of course, no, unless, unless it's to

investigate like other people. So now he's going to pardon Santos, bring him out. Oh, I hope so. I'm going to need a special counsel for that. We need a special ceremony, maybe like the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Don't crush it. That's. Right USAUSA, we should get on SORA, the the new Open AI video generator and creative videos of George Santos getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Dude, that'd be awesome. So you we had talked about the ICP theme song. Yeah, you.

I heard it was good. Yeah, so I went and edited the last episode and put it in. So like if you downloaded it or you automatically download it, if you and listen to it like in the first like day you didn't hear it. But if you like undownloaded and re downloaded then you'll be able to hear both during the break or no the intro. I hit him with it 30 seconds and then a full last minute, or I put the full song on at the end, so it's like 2 minutes to 40 seconds or something. Nice.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. I was like, hell yeah, dude. So what what? What should the theme song be this week? You. Gotta do like Nate Dogg, dude, you gotta do a Nate Dogg. Nate Dogg singing it. I mean, it's not a hook unless. I mean, it's not a hit unless Nate Dogg's on the. Yeah. So like something you know, like picking up something like. It ain't. No fun. Like it ain't no fun if the boys can't have none, you know that's right.

Talk shit or get off the pun. Get talking shit or get an off the pun. Like that'd be good. OK. When before you opened up I. Was working on. I was like literally working on a West Coast beat because this is how intricate the shit talkings got in the dynasty league, the 16 team league of dorks fantasy Football League that I hit him with a GIF. It's a GIF, not a GIF. Go go graphic image file.

Hit him with a GIF. Denzel training day, whenever he's like, I'm surgical with this bitch Jake, how you want a dog? But I had Chachi BT change it from Jake to Vince, 'cause that's what I was talking shit about. And I animated it. And then I worked on a West Coast rap beat, 'cause I like the that like the whole albums, like Doctor Dre, the soundtrack. I mean, you know, a lot of it is 'cause Doctor Dre was like in the movie. Yeah, yeah.

And, and then I hit him with a GIF with, with the soundtrack. So I have like a Nate Dogg style beat. Locked and loaded. So we need article #2 from the AP Truck driver sues Mark Sanchez and Fox after violent fight over parking space is by Marjorie Beck 69 year old truck driver who is seriously injured in a fight that prosecutors say was started by former NFL quarterback and sports analyst Mark Sanchez. Suing Sanchez and his employer and his employer, Fox Corporation, in Indiana State

court. Lawyers for Perry Toll filed the lawsuit Monday, seeking an unspecified amount of actual and punitive damages, as well as attorney fees. The lawsuit accuses Sanchez of instigating a fight with Toll Saturday night outside of the downtown Indianapolis hotel, leading to severe permanent disfigurement, loss of function and other injuries, and emotional distress. Toll also stabbed Sanchez several times in the fight,

according to police. A picture of Toll circulating online shows him in a neck brace on a hospital, bled, covered in blood with a deep slash to the side of his face in an e-mail. Sports Fox Sports declined to comment on the lawsuit. The attorneys presiding Sanchez, representing Sanchez in his criminal case, also declined to comment on the lawsuit. Attorneys representing Toll in the lawsuit, which requested a jury trial, did not immediately return call seeking comment.

Sanchez is facing a felony battery charge along with several misdemeanor charges. So what they say is a fight over the parking lot. There's a video of this shit where it's Mark Sanchez and he's like grabbing his side and he's got all this blood running down. He's just like stumbling through the street after this motherfucker stabbed him. And like, I'll read more of it, but allegedly he jumps on this dude that he comes at him and this dude pepper sprays Mark

Sanchez in the face. He like wipes it off and keeps attacking him. So like gets him on the ground and while he's on top of him, he's beating up this old man. This old man pulls out a knife while he's on this ground and just starts sticking him to get him off of him. He gets up, the old man stands up, Then when they stand up, he comes at him and he has to stick them again. And then he stumbles off after being stabbed multiple times.

So it's originally was like, oh, Mark Sanchez has been stabbed, He's in the hospital. Then he got arrested in the hospital. Well, the first thing I saw was stabbed during a robbery. Yeah, yeah, stabbed during, like, jumped and stabbed during a robbery. And I was like, what? I was like, bullshit dude. We're literally talking about people fighting over a parking space and or a dispute about where people are parking and it resulted in someone receiving just incredibly significant

injuries. Marion County. Prosecutors wait. So when they said like permanently disfigured, they're talking about the driver. Yeah, like he like fucked this guy up. Yeah, 'cause like I kept getting, I got confused like 60. 9 Mark Sanchez While he's retired, he played. 66767. No, he's probably like 6-4 maybe. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just hitting. He's a 6-7 meme but. He's still a big fucking dude and he played in the NFL for I know.

He's he's from out here, dude. He went to Mission Viejo College. So did my, so did my cousin. They were #2 in the country when we were #1 go Dragons 'cause they lost their first game. I took some mushrooms there.

But we're talking about people, Yeah, fighting with an affidavit says the 38 year old Sanchez smelling of alcohol, Acosta Toll, who had backed his truck into a hotel's loading docks in downtown Indianapolis. Toll's lawsuit says Sanchez entered Toll's truck without permission, then physically blocked and shoved Toll and then doused. And yeah, then he doused Sanchez's pepper spray. When Sanchez advanced after being sprayed, he pulled out a knife to defend himself, they said.

Sanchez was hospitalized with stab wounds to his upper right torso. Sanchez was in Indian, was in Annapolis for the Fox's coverage of Sunday's game between the Colts and Raiders. Crazy. When the Raiders are in town and and they're not the craziest football player, that's that's rare. Also, you forgot to mention it's just the footnote that Mark Sanchez is the butt fumbler fumbled running into his own lineman's butt on Thanksgiving I I believe. I would. I remember the butt fumble.

He also went to back. Remember where I was? He also was a rookie and went to the AFC championship game. Went to back-to-back AFC Championship games. Yeah, I mean, he was a part of like that, like USC, like line Art Sanchez. Oh, he only started. Palmer. No, not really, because. He I'm saying like he like that, like there was like a factory of quarterbacks coming out of USC. That's all I'm saying. He only started one year at USC. It was a sophomore year.

While he was good, he wasn't like fantastic. Everybody said he should have stayed and gone back to school and he chose not to. That was a big deal between him and Pete Carroll at the time. So he just, he wanted to leave. Pete Carroll told him he thought he should stay. They disagreed. He chose to leave and they had all this beef and he chose to leave and go and enter the draft after starting one year as a sophomore.

So he was a second year player. He still had two more years of eligibility and he chose to leave, which ended up being a mistake. While he was good and he had like some ability, he didn't. He didn't understand the game enough to have made that step. But what's So whenever he played on that team, that team of The Jets, I mean, you had Bart Scott, let me think, yeah, Goldston, you had John Abraham, but you had some that was like a really physical team. And Rex Ryan was their head coach.

They had Rex Ryan. That was never like Rex Ryan was all goofy and saying stupid shit. And he, they drafted him and he went to, you know, 2 AFC championship games back-to-back, but then all bounced around after that. Never could, really. We hold down a quarterback job. Played for the Cowboys for a bit, played for the Eagles for a little bit. I think he beat the Cowboys one year as the Eagles as our starter because someone was hurt.

But yeah, apparently he beat the shit out of some old man and the old man stabbed the hell out of him. If you look online, you can see the see a surveillance video and it's Sanchez like stumbling off and he's got a big old spot where there's just like blood and he's just grabbing himself and walking away, which is still crazy that he got pepper sprayed and stabbed multiple times and it was still like walking

around. I saw a clip where Beaumonti Jones was also breaking this down and but he was saying that people thought Sanchez was on Angel Dust PCP. Like is that is that an actual rumor going around or is it going? Well, that's what they said is like is they were like, well, if you're acting like you're on dust, it's hard to say you're not I he. Goes if, if people think you're on dust, you're not coming back from that. I mean, I don't think maybe I

don't see it being dust. I could see him being fucking wasted and getting it in. Just getting into it with somebody. I mean, who knows, like if he's abusing substances or not. It wouldn't be that surprising. But I tried to just think that he was just fucking wasted. Yeah, and the CTE is real. Oh yeah. I mean, you see this happen with these guys and they have like, you know, he played ten years, made a career of it. He's got a good coach job or he had one with Fox.

So he's probably going to bounce her end up on like Barstool or some stupid shit like that. But, you know, I mean, he's made of cut out a little spot for himself in the broadcasting. World which is going to be difficult. But when you're calling games, that's a big deal. Yeah, and he calls a lot of the West Coast games, so like the Rams and the Chargers and shit. So like, I've like got a healthy helping of him. And I thought he was like actually pretty decent at announcing.

Yeah, he does a good job. Yeah. So I mean, we'll see what comes of it. That's that's pretty big news if you don't see that very often. I mean, shout out to this old man Perry Toll. I mean, that's fucking stupid to get in a fight over. He's 69 year old man and you're going. To he was trying to get like the used cooking oil because he picks it up. Like any Peppers? Peppers. Yeah. He's trying to pick up used cooking oil because that's what

he does. So he pulled up to the back to pick up this used cooking oil, and that's when they got into it. He jumped in his fucking car. So he pepper sprayed him, which for me is like a polite assault. Like if you pepper spray somebody 'cause they're getting in your face and threatening you, that's a nice way of saying like, fuck off. But if I pepper. Spray when you have a knife in your pocket.

Yeah, and if and if I pepper spray you and you keep coming, then, yeah, the knife's probably coming out. But then also like, I still feel like in that moment you're at a disadvantage 'cause I pepper sprayed you. Now I know he's a 69 year old man, so it's a little bit different and he could just overpower him. But most of the time, like if me and you are going to get into a fight and then you pepper spray me and then we get into a physical altercation, like you might get it.

It's going to be really hard for me to see shit like like Mark Sanchez was definitely on some shit. Like if he was drunk he was wasted and I could see it being like pills or like maybe like coke or something like that. But I don't know about dust something. He's like smoking PCP or something. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know either. That would be wild. But also used cooking oil, very flammable like that could have got even crazier.

That's nuts. And then for this old man to have to like stab him that many times, you got to see the video like it's black and white. So it's not like gory or anything, but you're like, oh, that dude's got like a big stain on his shirt. And it's like obviously wasted Sanchez, like walking like, like walking away, the video of him leaving the scene. So I'm I'm sure he lied to him.

I was like, I think I got jumped and he wasn't like, I just beat the fuck out of this old man like and then he stabbed me. Imagine if you guy died, like if you beat up an old man, he survives, he stabs you, you die. And that's how Mark Sanchez died. He died because he assaulted a 70 year old man and that man murdered him, like stabbed him, didn't murder him, defended himself and killed Mark Sanchez.

That would be crazy that that was almost the same stupid ass timeline we're on. We just have missed that He's just going to be a felon now. They would have made the time more dumb. They but they didn't even initially even charge him with any like felonies, but then. They saw how old the guy was. Yeah, like they looked into it and they're like, Oh no, we're elevating these charges real quick. Yeah, so imagine waking up

because he's probably wasted. So he comes to, he's been stabbed, doesn't remember much, it's all patchy. And then and then by like you wake up, everyone's like, Oh my God, it's works. And then you and all of a sudden the cops come in and cuff you to the Gurney. So you were just sitting there and the nurse is like, it's like Sanchez. And then you get cuffed and they're like, oh, that's the old man. That's the dude who beat up the old man in like 32 B. Like this guy, this guy did that.

That sweet old man. Yeah, it was fucking Sanchez like that, like, right. I guarantee you. Because they're both in the same hospital. Yeah, they probably no, but yeah. Probably it makes sense they're just getting to the closest hospital. I'm like, I don't know, this guy beat the shit out of me, but I stabbed him a bunch. What was his name? I don't know. He looked like that butt fumble guy. Mark Sanchez. No shit. We got Mark Sanchez actually, upstairs.

Someone stabbed him eight times. I sent the article to whereas mom, my ex, my baby Mama, just because that's like the only thing she knows about football is Mark Sanchez, the butt fumbler. And I'm like, yeah, check this out. Very crazy article #3 This is just really to discuss. I think there's a lot of reasons for it and some of it you could say has to do with Trump maybe.

But illegal US, Mexico border crossings hit lowest level in over 50 years By Madeline Halpert Illegal crossings of the US border Mexico have hit the lowest level in over half a century. In the fiscal 2025 year, agents have stopped 238,000 migrants crossing the border. There have been fewer than 9000 illegal crossings recorded each month, and it's the lowest ever of apprehension since 1970, when the agents stopped 202. What do you think about that?

I mean, that's fine. I mean, I think it's probably a combination of that, yeah. Like people, like people just don't want to come here anymore. Yeah, I feel like the. Not like that, like the yeah, yeah. I think it's just the attitude, you know, it's like I like whenever I was doing, you know, I was the aquatic engineer. It's like bougie houses only. There was this bougie, bougie, bougie bougie house. It's like a Tik toker owned it.

She was like in the hype house. But he sold it to this family from Denmark. And I met him a few times. Like they come in like visit for a couple weeks, but they bought the house and they're planning on moving out there. And then Trump got into office and I never saw him again. And they're supposed to like move in like. And I was like, I was like, I guarantee you, like they're like, well, maybe we should pump the brakes.

Yeah, I mean. And they're white people from Denmark. Well, but it's like I said before and you were like, whoa, you sound crazy. But I was like, if you want to take the border serious, you militarize the border to keep. It I thought you were talking about hitting them with drone like missiles like because. You no, but you could track them with drone. So. You have the technology to like. That's why I was like, whoa dude, chill.

No, like we have the ability to track people and watch them if we use that equipment. More here to modernize and militarize our border that would deter people from coming over here. But we don't do that because we don't take it that serious. Because everybody turns up by an eye, because they like the cheap labor. These people, they're, they pay taxes, but they don't take any of the benefits, no matter how many times they said on fucking Fox. News, $100 billion.

Yeah, that like, like it's actually like $4 trillion to like the motherfucking economy, dude. Like what? You'd have like the money multiplier effect. And it's like everybody, like, if you really want to stop it, start putting fucking business owners who hire undocumented workers in jail and real quick, you know they're not, they're coming here because there's jobs available to them, right? They're not just coming here just to come here. It's because it's a land of

opportunity. And if there weren't, if there weren't jobs available, they wouldn't come. So if you cut off the the source. But they don't want to do that dude. Well, that's how they've been able to find and track so many people that are illegals if they're paying into the tax system. That's why when they linked up with the IRS to share information, 'cause they could see where people were and who was getting paid, who was working, who's here illegally, and that's how they could track

them. Simple. But what? But they would have to be paying taxes for the IRS to have their information. Which they most of them are like. I know. No, that's what I'm like. I know that's what I'm saying. So it's like when they used to say they don't pay taxes. Then why are we linking up with the IRS to get? Information about that. They're paying into fucking Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security and they're never ever, ever going to reap the benefits of it. That's it.

And then they send money home and they have to do it through the US banks. The banks get the float and then they're like, they're buying shit and they're, you know, like building communities and like, like the reason why the US bounced back better than all like the European countries or all the developed countries in the world from COVID. Like we're just like, like we used to be like all of Europe, the EU combined had the same GDP as the United States in 2019.

Now the United States has doubled their GDP. Like like we're just crushing. It's because we had immigrants come in and do the fucking job. And like like every like like the West, the Western countries, like their population is in like not necessarily decline, but it's like it's going down. Like, so except for the United States, because we get, you know, as people are having like less children, well, we're getting immigrants that come in that, you know, fill that gap.

Whereas in like Japan, they've been stagnant for a fucking decade. And China is like their population is decreased now to two years in a row. So that's on its way down. And then, so then they're going to not going to have enough young people to take care of all like the old people and like the benefits like the Medicare and shit like the, the social safety net.

But we will if we keep letting immigrants come in, because they're going to pay in it, into it, and they're not going to take anything out of it. Yeah, that's true. It's basically like free money. Yes, no shit. For the government. Right, but but, but that and they don't want to solve the problem because it's a political issue for them that they think that is a winner, you know, border, border, border. They just say it and the Democrat, you know, so like it's just like abortion.

It's like abortion. Like like they're like the dog who caught the car whenever fucking Roe V Wade got overturned, you know, because like they, you know, they didn't get actually give a shit. They just like the politics of it. Yeah, because they like the divisiveness of the issue. Exactly. Because they had that border bill and then Trump was like, no, told everybody not to vote on it. Because. He because he wanted to use it as a campaign issue. Right.

Like they literally said it out loud, you know, and then he can point out like he's like, oh, he's like he's fucking over the red states. You know, he's getting tax cuts to billionaires and taking out a trillion dollars out of Medicaid. Who take who uses Medicaid? You know, Mississippians, Alabamans. Yeah, the top 10 states have received social net benefits, like from the federal government that are subsidized or all red states. Yeah, exactly.

Like the California is a net giver of, you know, we don't we give more, pay more in taxes to the federal government than we ever take. But not the red states did. All takers, all takers, which is fine for the United States of America, but just like, let's not get it twisted.

And there was more money from the federal government for Medicaid. You can expand Medicaid and these fucking idiot ass like Republican governors like free money, free money from California and New York to give you more health care to the poorest people in your state. And they're like, no, we don't like Obamacare. So we're not going to take the money from Obamacare and give it

to our citizens. Like so not only do they do they not expand Medicaid in all these fucking red states, but now they're going to cut more money from the like the original Medicaid. So they're fucked. But, you know, it's just like, but then he's like, so then Donald Trump points at immigrants and it's like, you know, I know you're fucked. And these are the people who are fucking you. You know them, them, the other. You know the boogeyman when it's really him.

Oh, yeah. But I mean, we've seen a decrease in illegal crossings over the border. That's obviously, I mean, that's a good thing. But like I said, I do think that it's almost a non issue. And that's something that he really made a promise on from the beginning that he had to do something since he held it up. Like there's certain issues that like that's something where he's like, I'm going to clean up the border. We're going to have less illegals crossed, we're going to

catch more people. So he's doing that. So kudos. But I feel like he has to pick and choose which a campaign promises he's going to follow through on. And like while this illegal immigration issue has been a problem for since before we were alive and it'll be probably still be an issue after we're dead with how long this has been going around that issue. If you said like, OK, instead of 9000 a month, it's 20,000, but the Epstein files are released, people would be OK with that.

There's the other things that I think are more pertinent that this is something that he has to do his best attempt to hit a home run on to deflect from other things as well. He needs something positive that he can point to. And this is just like illegal crossings.

This isn't, you know, ICE mass detaining people, denying dismissing people's legal immigration court cases and then and then detaining them with no due process as they walk out of the courtroom, telling judges to dismiss cases so they can't arrest people. It's crazy raiding all the. Judges. Insurrectionists because they're like, no, you can't bring the military in. Yeah, like all of that other aspect of immigration is why he's pulling low in immigration. He's not.

There's not really anything. He's pulling great. And he's pulling somewhere around the low 30s in pretty much everything, even whenever it comes to like Republican stances, he's in the like the low 40s to, you know, mid 30s, which is pretty much just shows that that's like the, as you would say, like not you, but some would say like the cult, the MAGA cult, Those are the people that would vote. 39% he's never going to lose. They're they're, they're in. Yeah. They're, they're dignitized.

Yeah. So the, so that's basically what he's really holding on to right now is that group. Right, like independents don't like this shit. Obviously. Like you brought up barstool earlier. I I listened to like we're shouting out all sorts of podcasts now because you hit him with the barstool, hit him with the Candace Owens. Also, I listened to the Bulwark, which is all a bunch of Republicans. They're called Never Trumpers.

So they started like their own media company and it's all like like the guy I listened to is Tim Miller and shout out he used to be, he's like a elder millennial, but he used to be the comms director for Jeb Bush during his presidential campaign. But now he's like a full on Democrat. He's gay. But he went to the Barstool headquarters and interviewed KFC from Barstool. He's like one of the top guys

there. And he, the guy KFC was saying that 98% of the people that work at Barstool are liberals and voted for Kamala. And it's just like Dave Portnoy. They they call him like the Proud Boy around the office because he's like the only Republican. Because I know you were saying like Barstow bullshit, like Mark, like Mark Sanchez, but like, I don't know, like they, I think that like they get like a they have like a. Yeah, Dave Portnoy is like the Jerry Jones of, like, sports

guys. Like he's just fucking annoying. Yeah, but like he did like he's like not representative of the people that actually. No, but he is like the biggest representation of So that's, that's why people like Jerry Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why he's like the the Jerry Jones of it 'cause he like won't fuck off. We'd like you more if you'd shut up. But there's time where he gets into it with his employees on air on stuff about topics.

I mean, if he's had arguments with people about the Charlie Kirk stuff about being anti Israel, he's key. It's very controversial. The only the only like I really like when he passes through my life is his like pizza takes. Yeah. That's the only shit I've ever seen like it's in my algorithm. I'll see it sometimes because it'll be like some grifter Twitter shit and somebody will be reposting a video where he's just being a Dick, but they're like, look at him mop with this guy.

Go Dave, go Dave. Poor annoying. I'm like, dude, this guy's such a tool. He's such an ass. But call her daddy though. And we don't got to worry about the last article.

It's not even really an article. It was just kind of discussing what gropers are, which is that Nick Fuentes alt right weird shit, the Pepe meme, the frog memes and all that stupid stuff, which isn't like super crazy, but just, you know, you know, that's another person, but you know, he's got all this beef with Candace Owens. Yeah.

It's a white nationalist group. They're loosely they're a loosely defined group of Fuentes followers, fans and associates, and a variant a prep A the frog, and the Internet meme. So there's this like little like a dive like dive bar by where my parents used to live. And I used to go there all the time. And it switched hands. Like it was like Axel Rose's manager owned it at one point. And then this guy named Darryl called the Darryl's couch.

It was a craft beer place. And it keeps switching. It used to be it was a bikini bar that they it was like the front for coke selling at one point. But now it's called the local and it's owned by my Irish brethren Mikey shout out. But they have like stickers all over the wall and I go go to the bathroom and there's three Pepe the frog stickers like around the bathroom and I like went back out and I talked to the owner. I'm like, I'm like, what's up with the Pepe the Frog stickers?

And like, they like had to, I had to explain to them and like how to Google and show them that it was like a Nazi like fucking symbol. Yeah, this is a Nazi bar. Like what's going on? I hope that we figure this shit out man. We will. It's just going to get worse before it gets better. Great. Well, you got anything else for us? Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, share. If you don't, that's fine. We just appreciate honestly y'all checking us out and listening.

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