Oh what it do, what it do, what it do it is your boy Andrew Schultz AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 188. RIP Ozzy. I thought they were willing his ass out like too much but here we are. Welcome, motherfuckers. Oh wait, hold on, my applause screen was all fucked up. What's up man? They were like when I switched to cameras, it was like a black screen. OK, but like, do you agree with
me on that? Like what? It feels like he's been dead for a while. Like, like, I get that he just died, but it's just like they're rolling him out for shows and it's just like, he just seemed awkward, like on the reality show. And that show was like in 2001. Oh, yeah, like the Osbournes. Yeah. I mean, I feel like he's not been. I mean, he it's no secret that he's his health has been in extreme decline since like, I don't know, the moment. I can't believe.
He lived for 20 years. No, that's what's crazy is he actually lived for a very long time. He just did his last show. We'll get into it, but did his last show, you know, not too long ago. So it's it's wild. We'll just. Yeah, OK, OK. You you just named it like you just named it episode that, so I had to hit it. Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's it hits everybody differently, but cultural icon. For, well, how are you at least? I'm good today so this was forever ago.
I might have mentioned it last episode, but when my friend's wife was in ICO, I was driving back and I got a speeding ticket in Temple, TX going 90 and a 65. That's goofy because it's Bell County, so you can't like there's no pleading, no contest. It was like, if you show up, you can either be like, OK, I want to go to trial or you pay the fine. It's basically if you show up, you pay the fine. So I got to e-mail in my plea and I said not guilty.
And then I had to go down there today at 1:30 temples, you know, a little, a little over 2 hours away. Oh. Hold on real quick. What's like your thoughts about no contest versus not guilty? Well, we'll get into. I could, I could pick between the two. I did no contest. I mean, that's like, oh. That's what like, I'm just like, which one's better? It doesn't really matter if you're taking a plea deal. No, I agree that I don't think it does, but it's like. An Alf.
It's like an Alf. It's just weird that like that there's two options and they're kind of the same. It's like, like, no, you know, like guilty and no contest not not guilty and no contest not guilty is different. Well, I had to plead not guilty to then sit down with the assistant county prosecutor and he basically was like, all right, I'm going to give you a plea. So I had to go down there. It was funny 'cause there was two people ahead of me and they were just like sitting.
And then I like was like, hey, and this dude comes out and he's like, hey, what are you looking for? I was like, oh, I have court this, you know, looking where I can check in. He's like, oh, you check it in there. And I was like, oh, OK, cool. So I go check in and this is like, I mean, Temple is fucking tiny. And this is at the justice of the peace. So it's not even like it's like at their little tiny courthouse. I mean their their police forces
state true. What do you mean by the justice of peace? Justice of the Peace. Of the Why does that make it less? It's not a Superior Court. No, Yeah. Well, I mean, you would think like ever. It's different everywhere, especially in especially in Texas. So like you get a traffic ticket here while you would go like if you got a traffic ticket in like Denton, you would go to like the Denton Municipal Court. Temple's so small. It's a it's Bell County's really
big. Very few people outside of Austin, I mean speed trap town, like I said, they don't really have a police force. Their police force is the state troopers. So you so it does. So it's by precinct and that's where the court, there's two courtrooms, precinct or three, 1-2 or three, and I was in one. This guy helps me check in. Everyone's super nice to check in and I check in and the people behind me never checked in. So they were just sitting there. So I ended up going first.
I always end up first. It was epic. Call me in, walk out of the room. The guy who showed me where to check in was the guy who's the assistant prosecutor. So I walk in, I'm like, hey, it's you again. Like that one. Now I see why he helped me find the check in desk and he's like shook hand talked for a little bit. He's getting dismissed. Not on my record. So that's fucking epic. That's yeah.
So that's awesome. He, it, it was, it's trippy, 'cause when I do this and they run my record, he's like, Oh, well, you definitely had some, you know, citations and stuff. I see. But those sound like those were years ago. And he's, and then he's like, So what were those about? And I tell them like, well, I used to live in my car for a bit was cow chopping. Like, you know, being young and, you know, late teens, early 20s, super crazy. That's what he said.
He's like, he's like, oh what you mean you were like a kid and 18 or 19? He's like, yeah, you're good man, don't worry about it. He's like a since then you don't have shit on your record. So yeah, just, you know, sign this out, don't get in trouble for 60 days and I'll just dismiss it. Appreciate you.
And then we talked and then we talked for like 8 minutes because he's from Lufkin. And then we talked about Lufkin versus South Lake football game, and he was like, oh shit, 'cause he had to put where I went, where I like, where I went to school. Three all y'all we went to South like and we used to fuck Lufkin up in in football. Yeah, twice. And the first time we played them, we were. Down in the state championship. No, it wasn't state. It was quarterfinals, but it was
like final state. It was to go to. It was like one of the. Last like who? Then who was in state? It was like West. No, there was we in the state championships. One year we beat one year we lost to Katie, then then was Smithson Valley, then we beat Katie again, then we then we got revenge against Katie. It's like, you know, a long but we. Believe What's the other Houston? What's the other Houston school?
Well, there's the well, we never played them, but there's The Woodlands. That's like, yeah, that's what I was. Thinking Travis yeah, yeah, Austin, Austin, Austin Westlake. So those are different. So we played Westlake a couple times, but then we were chit chatting about that 'cause I had to put down like where I went to school yeah. You know, it's all the Texas stuff 'cause you have to sign these waivers to like just represent yourself and it's like, are you dumb or not?
And he's like, oh S like I was like yeah, you know, I played football. He's like oh whoa, he's like I'm from like the Lufkin area. So we talked about that, then we talked about the floods. Shook hands, Super nice, super great dude. Walked out. I was in and out of court in like 20 minutes with the case dismissed. So even though it sucked that I had to drive over 2 hours, so I spent about 4 1/2 hours in the car today. The way back, I hit up check stop. You know, I'm saying I scooped
up a dozen. The bakery, there's like this, there's this famous. Scooped up at the check stop. That scooped up some check stop dude. I don't know what this check stop is like. It sounds like it sounds like border control. No, the the check stop is like this German bakery slash gas station that's outside of Waco, in between Waco and Dallas. It's like infamous. They make their own like like bread buns. It's like there's a line out the fucking door. He'll walk in.
And I mean, I don't know if anybody even gets fucking gas there. It's just this tiny little German bakery. It's fucking bad ass. It's really good and there's only one of them. Then they built some knock off across the street that's like kind of like Slavics or some, I don't know, but like looks like a borderline slurve slurve name. There's just these random they're in, they're in West topics W it's in or Slavs I'm not even getting. Literally listen to the pod bro.
That's the name of it. It's like SL. OK but don't say it's a slur but also. It's it's like a. Borderline. No, I'll I'll it kind of is borderline because Slavic is like where the word slave came from and they used to be slaves of like the Russians are. Well, and what I'm saying is. The original slaves and the original races. We're in the middle of nowhere in fucking West TX in between Waco and Dallas. The fact that there's a German bakery like and I'm like, I don't know this is but it's
really, really good. So I picked up a dozen jalapeno cheddar sausage colacis and I mean they're, it's like they're insane. Like, but there's really no line because it was middle of the day. Also shout out for giving me off my ticket. Like you're awesome but also like really 1:30 I see there was only like 6 people in this courtroom and my ticket was the same week in his ACL. So I know I'm not the only motherfucker that got a ticket driving through Bell County, and that's. Why I got off?
Because I showed up you. Showed up but also they had other shit to do with. No, I mean, I think it's more 'cause I showed up, 'cause he's, he saw and we talked about it. He was like, yeah, I told him like, yeah, he's like, I appreciate you being here and being early and like showing up and taking this serious. And I was like, Nah, man, you can see, like I got in trouble way back in the day that like I learned the lesson on like taking care of shit.
He's like, oh, you know, there's like, he cut the fine. Like he took the fine down to like 30%. He's like, well, I'm just gonna waive that. So don't even worry about that. I'm gonna chop this down. He's like so you just owe me like he's like you owe me like 80 bucks. I was like well so think about it. I was got pulled over going 92 and a 65 and I paid 80 bucks to get it thought. You said it was 75. No, no, it was. A Oh, no, sorry. It dropped. It dropped down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was that was a speed trap. Yeah, and it was, it drops from six lanes to three. And that's what I said. And it's true, it was super windy. There was a stupid box truck who was in and I was in one of the the middle of more middle lanes. And then it dropped down to where we were both in the in like the middle lane. He was driving all erratic. So I passed him and the cop even said it and I told him like I wasn't rude. I was like, hey, I'm really sorry that's my bad.
And I was coming back from seeing my buddy's wife in the ICU. So honestly, I was like, I was on the phone. I was like half in tears. I drove that. I made that like 4 hour drive or three and a half hour drive back. Like half of it with no music, no nothing, just like dead fucking silence. I mean that's when I was like, I'm going to quit smoking weed. Like I changed. That was like I talked about a big pivotal moment.
And that drive was it's trippy. I got a ticket like in the middle of it. I. Think it's so funny that that, that it's like, I mean, I wish I could be half in tears, like, you know, 'cause, 'cause I'm in full tears like all the time nowadays, but that we both like stop someone. Can we like because of like fucked up shit that happened to us? Yeah. I mean, I think that there's a point in. Like I didn't, I didn't decide to do it. Like it was just, I just didn't.
I just stopped and then it was like all of a sudden, like I just hadn't smoked weed and like and like literally now for like a month. No, it's just not like, so what's interesting is, and this is I've always kind of been like this is and maybe it's like a product of trauma, but like you should like I think there's parts of life where you just got to like raw dog the fuck out of that shit and decide and like to really process it like. I just, I didn't think about it
that way. I just didn't think about it that way. I just actually just didn't do it. Like also caffeine. Like I haven't drank a fucking ghost in a month. Like that's. Insane. I'd never do that. You're crazy. I know, I know. That's how much I'm going through it. But I mean, for me it's always been things are really bad, really crazy, or I'm having like
really bad depression. I have to, I just kind of buckle up and white knuckle life and just kind of go through it to process it so I can fully grasp it 'cause I feel like certain things in life deserve your full attention. And it made me, it put some stuff into perspective where it was just, you know, overwhelming. So I was like, I'm not, I'm, I'm out and it's been great. But yeah, I mean, I got out of my fucking ticket. So that's great. That's super nice about it.
Then like I was even like I went and like, fill out my paperwork. I have to get this shit notarized in 50 days and mail it back to say that like, I've been good. I haven't gotten in trouble. Like they're not even keeping up with it. Like I have to like I have to go find a notary and then have them send it to him, but whatever. Like they're just like, yeah. You know, it's funny. I sold copiers to the notary. Like, like the headquarters,
like association. I walked into the building cold called, not cold called, but like walk the fuck in. And it had security chase me, I swear to God. And then like, it was like, it's like the notary public association. No, you're something and it's in Chatsworth and yeah, your boy. But then your boy sold copiers, because of course. Yeah. And then I was signing out, talking to the ladies. She gave me all of her stuff and they were all really nice.
I was just. And I was like, you guys are all really nice. They're like, thank you. I was like, maybe it's, I was like and I and I, I mean, I'm, yeah. I feel like that's Texas, though. It's like it's yeah, but it's small. It's like, shit. It's fucked up. But like, like when you actually like deal with people, they're nice. Well, and it's like smaller town.
I mean, the speed limit through Temple is 30 miles an hour, so it's like small ass town, so. And I, you just got to play it up. So I was like, hey, like, you know, I was like, you guys are all really nice. Like I really appreciate y'all's help today. They were like, thank you. And like the bailiff, a cop back there. She smiled and was like, yeah, no problem. And I was like, maybe it's just 'cause I'm from Dallas and I'm just not used to it.
And they were all like, Oh yeah, we're a little bit nicer down here. And then I was like, bye, lock the fuck out. And it's like, damn, I had to. Turn. Turn. Turn around and drive back. But that was, I'm glad I pled via e-mail, not guilty because that's what I had to do. And then he explained he was like, look, there's not guilty and there's no contest. Neither of them affect you taking this plea deal. So you can check whichever 1 you want. I don't care.
The judge doesn't care. It's whatever. And I was like no contest. And then left. It was crazy too. Is there was like 6 of us in there and there's this young black kid in there. He was like, man, I'm trying to get this shit reduced. Like whatever. No one was in there like asking questions. There's like this dad and daughter. Obviously the daughter did something with. More. Of this yeah, hold on. It was great because then he was like, man, you think that they're going to reduce it?
You think this guy's cool and he was like, because, you know, I'm just trying to pay, but I don't want to pay as much. I could tell, though, because it's different. Like that court structure differently. But also just the money might be different, like, you know. It is, but like what I'm saying is because normally you'd go to a Municipal Court like you would go in and it'd be a whole the process that he's probably used. To Oh, I see what?
You're saying because it's because it's a state trooper in Bell County. Bell County is different. Like if you don't, if you have an unpaid fine in Bell County, you are not allowed to renew your license anywhere. So it's one of those where if you, if I didn't show up to court today, my license would have instantly been suspended. The fines are huge and I wouldn't have been able to renew it. It wouldn't have been up for renewal. But they don't issue warrants.
They don't really issue warrants for people. So they'll just do that and they'll just pop your shit and then they'll get their money because it's the state. So everything, it's like the state of Texas. And you're saying Bell County is huge? Yeah, Bell County is mess. Even even though people don't like actually live there. No, like, no, yeah, it's the
middle of fucking nowhere. So. And I was explaining to him the court, and then I walk out, he's like, well, walk back through the court and he's like, well, man, if he's cool, like let me know, man. Like I was like, all right, They Call My Name. I come out and he's sitting there and I'm just like, give him a thumbs up. I'm like, you'll be good. And he's like, he's like, hell yeah. Well your boy hasn't played any poker. Got Shadow band off of online? Shadow Band how?
I don't know dude. Like OK, so like I won $20,000 and like on this site called Bovada and they banned me. So I won two in in one month I should say. And they banned me because of that. But like I wasn't like raking it in like on this site like that just because I was playing like really low stakes. Like back then. I was like in Santa Monica and just like crushing life and here I was just like being cautious.
So shadow band there and I'm sad, but I actually don't want to get into it, so we'll just move on. Well you do say some pretty crazy shit and antagonize the fuck out of people. No, I know, but that's not why. OK, I'll just tell you like I, I like could just couldn't log in one day and I called them multiple times and every single person said the same thing, which was my count was being reviewed and that I would get an e-mail letting me know when the
review was done. And I just asked like what the timeline was and what the review was for. And every single time I'm telling you I talk, I talked to these people like 5 times. Every single time there's like you'll get an e-mail whenever it's done. Never. Never got the e-mail. Never got the e-mail. Damn dude, what'd you do bro? You can't. You can't. And you can't make a new account. No, I haven't tried. Like it was just like to me it just gave me a bad taste in my mouth.
Plus I'm just going through it. Your boy like stop smoking weed and and stop drinking caffeine and like it like all this. Like I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you my whole world has weirdly crumbled at the same time that it's gotten better. It's like it's just, it's tough. Anyways, I'm dropping heads. You got to you got to tear down parts of the house to build a bigger one. There you go. You you got you got to like climb up a 10 foot tree to make
an 8 foot fence or whatever. I don't know what the. What does that even mean? That's. I don't know. It's not what you. I mean no, I mean I trimmed some trees. OK, right. And then my. God, I have an I have I have an 8 foot fence speed. Thank you. Which is epic. The guy who's doing my fence man is just like one of the most interesting people ever. Not going to drop his name on here, but shout out to him, dude. He is was one of the top pool players in the world for a while
when he told. And he's like #1 in the state of Texas. When he told me that, I was like, what? Yeah, you can. I'll you can watch him win a world championship in Vegas. Why are we not shouting him out? On ESPN, I don't think he's kind of like a more, he's an older guy, older, more private, but like, yeah, like won the world championship and like 9 ball or something in Vegas and it's like on ESPN. So I looked it up and fucking found it and was like, holy
shit. And it's him like and he still plays at this at this pool hall kind of close to where I live now and just the most interesting fucking wild dude ever. And it is genuinely the nicest guy. Same guy. Who did like my windows? So shout out to him. I was talking to him. Shout out to him, he's. Building. He's building this 8 foot fence by himself. He's done all the work completely by himself. It's the craziest shit I've ever. Seen. I love the fact that it's 8 foot.
Yeah. OK, well, I just wanted to slide everybody down. Your boy's not playing poker and he's crying every day. You should do like daytime pod and I'll open up this window and that's just that you could see it from. Here just to see your fence. Yeah, it's fucking huge, dude. It's, it's if you're back there right now, there's an echo, bro. You talk of the backyard and it echoes. It's epic. OK so y'all, I did therapy questions again for the second week in a row. With no spaces?
Come on. No, I tried like it's your fucking document. They can't do it, trust me like I try and I just can't get it to like number. Anyways, now it is you. Just I just think you just hit enter, hit enter and then hit enter again because when you hit enter under. Nobody I would and then it would like like do it. Twice. It would it would go to like 2-3. Yeah. And then you hit it again and it'll delete the three and change it back to two. Well, you fixed it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Nice. Well done. You're giving me shit and you could have just done it. You're so I. Know I just, I just, I just did. OK, we're talking about Google Docs, yo. We're talking about practice, man. Not a game. Not the game I love. We're talking about practice. Practice, man. We're talking about practice. Come on man. Dude, I'm AI, we ain't talking about practice.
All right, here we go. Therapy question #1 would you rather get a free lifetime supply of therapy but your therapist is always slightly judging you or pay $200 a session but they think you're a genius? Definitely free lifetime supply with the judging you that's just going to make you more self aware.
Like are you kidding me? Like right now your therapist tries to be normal and people would like worry about their therapist judging them knowing that they would be in like the benefits honestly that you would get from that and being self aware about the weird shit you say or do would be priceless. Like that would be they wouldn't even be your therapist at that point. They'd be somebody that like you talk to, I guess. Literally my therapist.
You know, like that that you would talk to and like you would be concerned about what they would have to say or what they think about you. So like you would, I mean it could be counterproductive. No, no, no, you're not gonna be. Honest, But if you're honest, it'd be worth it. OK, I always treat the podcast like a therapy session where it's like just nothing's off the table and I'm always honest.
However, the therapist who came up with therapy questions was hyping me up and like not judging me and like not good. And then she broke up with me after I got broken up with, lost my house and my job. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, and so it's like, I'd much rather therapist judge the fuck out of me 'cause that's what their fucking job is. Then like be like good with me. Like it's insane and it's and it's free. Bad. Good analogy to bring up the guy who's building my fence.
I'm doing, hold on, I'm doing all of this. I mean, I've sent you pictures. I'm doing like hardcore landscaping by myself, like I've been doing for months now. I've been like doing crazy shit that I've never done before, digging shit like doing wild stuff in the yard. I have this guy who is a contractor and my home inspector because that's How I Met him. Is he he inspected the home that I purchased that but he he judges.
He. Judges the shit out of my work whenever he sees what I'm doing, sees what I'm digging up and I'm like, hey, look at what I did. What do you think about this? Is this a good idea or a bad idea? And he'll be like, Nah, that's he's like, I wouldn't do that because if you do that, this can happen. He's honest, he I mean, and I'm paying this dude a shit ton of money. Doesn't feel like he's judging you, he's just let you asking him the question and he's
letting you know 'cause. There's 'cause there's times where he's like, oh, what's at you? Yeah, there's times where he's seen stuff 'cause he'll be here when I'm not here. Like he he's a homie and he'll be here doing work and he'll see stuff that I've. Done and stuff with this dude. Yeah, dude, he's the shit. And send me, send me. Well, I was like, dude, like this guy's like seen some. Shit, No, no, I get it. I get you're fine, You're fine. I just think it's funny.
It's just funny because like, I didn't know any of this. We're we're, I love people and I love carrots. So he'll send me like a picture of something and be like, yo, like what's this? Or hey, why'd you do that? Like wondering why I'm doing something And that's why I try to do a good job because I'm worried about him judging the work that I'm doing if that makes sense Like. No, I get it. I get it.
And it's good to have the somebody to bounce, bounce ideas off of, but he's going to be honest and I worry about doing something stupid or if I have a bad. Because you don't want him to judge you. Until I don't want him to judge the shit out of me. Well, is that what you want? From the and and and and he knows what he's talking about so if he's telling me I'm doing something wrong or something seems off, I trust that. But like so I try to. Do you not like, want a
therapist to judge you? It's like, that's the whole fucking point, right? Yeah, I mean, I've always had a view that a a good therapist is like a trail guide or something. So like they're going to let you or like if you were on a safari, there'd be like your safari guide. You can lead yourself through the jungle, but they're held. They're they are there to help guide you and advise you. But at the end of the day, it's your path through the woods. But they're. Disagree.
I think you were. You're almost there, I think, but they also need to tell you like if there's a fucking lion. Well that's what I'm saying. They're there to guide you and help you make the lead you to the right decisions, but they can't make them for you. At the end of the day, it's your journey through the fucking. Woods Well, I've never been on a safari so I don't know how that shows. Like Lewis and Clark and you got fucking Sacagawea like and they have all these fucking. Sacagawea.
Well, and they probably they were, but like you go and which is like a whole another level of like fucked up shit. But they don't make it. They don't make it all the way to the Pacific if they don't have these Native Americans to be their guides. But at the end, you know. It's like a Sherpa. It's like a same thing, yeah. It's like, yeah, like a. Sherpa, I think it's different. Like where I think Sherpa is exactly what you're trying to say. It's like we're gonna get we're
gonna get you there. But like, you don't get to like make decisions. Like we're gonna tell you what you. Yeah, I would say yes, but what did you say? You're almost there, but Sherpas carry a majority of the weight and a majority of the equipment. But like so that's. What I want from my therapist, well. That's well then that's not real therapy. No, I swear to God. 'Cause you come, you come in with your own baggage and weight. No, I. Get it, I get it, but I no, I broke up.
So the one that I told you about like did break up with me and she like was like hyping me up and she came up with them like therapy questions. But OK, so but then I know it is fucking stupid but she didn't even break up with me. She had like her like fucking assistant like tell me like I couldn't come there anymore. It was fucking wild. But no, I had another therapist but it was over zoom and she would just ask me like what I wanted to talk about.
And it was like what? After I got sober, I just like thought it was a good idea to have a therapist. And I'm like, I don't know, like I thought you were the therapist. You tell me, but I've never done therapy over Zoom until that moment. And then we did it again in the same shit. She's like asking me what I want to talk about. And I'm like, like, you know, like my life is good. Like, I don't really get why you're asking me. Like I was like, I thought you were going to walk me through
this process. Like I just, I'm just in therapy because I think it's a good thing to do. And then we just stopped talking. It's just like she didn't understand why I didn't have issues and I didn't understand why she couldn't ask me like shit that I wanted to talk about. And then we just like quit. OK, Therapy question #2 would you rather your life or sorry your laugh sound like a goat somebody got sounds like or or it's like the scream. Kinda. Yeah, I do.
I actually do have a rap where it's like where it's like I'm a goat. I made a joke, made her laugh. Thank you. Every time you cry it sounds like a kazoo. Either or. Probably every time you cry it sounds like a kazoo because then you just do it in private and people you just would be able to keep that in because every time you laugh it sounds like a goat. Then you would laugh at something funny, then everyone
would laugh at you. It'd become this like big insecurity like it just would be unavoidable. So it'd be better to at least have be able to cry in private so that if it's like someone you're cool with, he's like, hey man, like when I cry it sounds like a kazoo, yadda, yadda. Yeah, you'd have to like you could just be like so and cold and so. It's kind of like the poop confetti type shit. Like or. No, it was, yeah, it was poop confetti. Like it's like sneeze glitter. Jesus.
No. Was it sneeze or no? Burp? Burp. Yeah. Burp glitter. Yeah. It's like, it's like, maybe burping glitter is not bad if you didn't have to do it in public, but like you have to laugh in public and you don't fucking cry necessarily. You'll be like bro. Oh my God. Fuck man, new kid is crazy bro. New kid the new kid is crazy work dude. You hear that motherfucker laugh dude. I don't care how good he is to track that kids fucking wild
dude just laugh like a goat bro. People would just call you Billy like Billy goat. There'd be all these fucking they, they. They already should. I am the goat. Like they just make all sorts of jokes at your expense, but like if you cried like a kazoo, even then you'd be sensitive. I. Know right now. Right now. Like vulnerable, so then even then like. Bro I get vulnerable and cry all the fucking time right now so it's like maybe for me. But at least I'm like, well, you
don't want that like that. But if you did, at least people would be like, hey, like your family could accept that. Your family wouldn't know that you you would laugh for the first time as a kid and they would take you to the hospital. They would take you to the hospital and then depending on like. I guess, I guess what I'm thinking is like if, if it happened to you right now, now you're like. Bro what the fuck? Dude couldn't go see movies in public?
They'd be like, hey, shut the fuck up Billy Goats gruff like your fucking problem, dude. People would throw lettuce and shit at you like it'd be terrible. And you'd be like, so you either have zero, you see, you would develop no sense of humor. No, you're not fucking anybody. Yeah, either way you're stone cold and stoic, but at least one of them I can show that I could be happy and laugh and then like just have my sad moments be to myself. Like that's you know what I'm saying?
Like I'm just poop poop confetti and and just cry like a kazoo. Like imagine like you were a kid and someone farts in class and you're laughing like a goat like. No, no, no, you're right. Like maybe it's a bad therapy question. Not like it's because it's so. Oh. It's great. Like that's a great therapy question because it's that's fucking wild. That's the new kids crazy bro. I just love the new kid fart. Yeah, and it's like at the lunch table. Like what the fuck was that?
Dude, hold on everybody, shut the fuck. Up I was the I was the new kid at one point, you know, like, whoa, dude. Yeah. And that does sound insane. Yeah, that sounds fucking wild. Heavy. The world is savage, dude. But now you would probably come out like you'd be like a TikTok influencer or some sort of shit like that. So you might so you might like come out like more ahead. What do you mean before? Like when we were pooping confetti on TikTok. But like.
I saw. No, that's no, that'd be only fans because. You're right. You're right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Toilet shot but prove it's real. They're like, that's that. Back the fuck up. There ain't nothing about. Only fans looking at toilet shots bro. I'm just saying if, how, how are you going? To seriously answer that question. No, but if you're going to maximize your poop confetti. This is how we know Joseph has dark secrets there.
Big questions. It's. Not me. It's the new kid, dude. We got to poop on. Took a shit and there was confetti in the toilet dude. I said a joke and he started laughing like a God damn goat dude. I'm about to therapy question #3. No, invite him. Invite him to the party. That's going to be fucking hilarious. Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or puppet shows? So you could never talk to anybody unless it was in a like a puppet or interpretive dance.
Your boys got fire on the therapy questions right now. Probably puppet shows because then at least I could like monetize it. OK, so I confirmed. Confirmed because the Iron Ape was upset that I said that he would rather burp glitter than poop confetti. Yeah. Because he said the opposite, According to him. Yeah, because we rationale the fuck out of it. I. Know but. That is pretty crazy.
No, I'm positive that he actually did like say the same thing we were but it just didn't wasn't clocking with me. Anyways, so I confirmed with him and he said interpretive dance and I said I didn't actually say anything to be honest. But my like his point was he's like, what am I going to do, carry puppets around or can I just break out a dance? And I was just like, dude, we're white.
But if you, that means you could just be like Mick Foley, like Mankind with Sacco and just be like, hey, motherfucker like that. I. Know, but it's it's a little weird. Yeah, but that would be weird. But it'd be even. It'd be just as weird to be like and not even be like. That's how I communicate. Like I, I can use words. Such a good therapy question. Hey dude, it's hard. I got to go to the bathroom. I got a it's. Really, really a hard question. No puppet, no doubt.
At least I could still be. Interpretive dance versus puppet to communicate. Just want to clarify with the, with the, with the audience. Communicating only via puppet is kind of intimidating. If I walk around with a puppet on my hand and we get into an argument, like there's so many things I'm driving, I'm cussing somebody out. Like you piece of shit. You'd be like, whoa dude, get the fuck. Like slow down, get away from. It that's, I mean, it's a great point.
Like no one's going to fuck with you. Although if you're like. Are you kidding me? That was going to fuck with you? That if all you could do is communicate with a puppet. That'd be terrifying. Like the new kid, the new kid. The first time if the first time you talk to the new kid and that's what he did, you'd be like this kid's lame as fuck, but then like it's 4 weeks later, this motherfucker's still doing it and loses his temper and is like saying some wild shit with a puppet.
You'd be like this dude's unhinged. He he will hurt me. Doesn't matter if I could beat him up, he's going to stab me in the process of me kicking his ass. Leave the. Puppet with the puppet. Yeah, leave the puppet new goat kid who poops confetti alone. That kids fucking. Wild. I don't even. I don't have a take and we're moving on. Literally this kids build is diabolical and we need to stay away from Yeah. Yeah, like that shit is weird for me. Yeah, it's full of confetti.
What do you mean? This shit's weird? It's full of confetti, dude. Sorry, I'm sorry. Clogging toilets in the locker room all the time. We know it's him. He's flushing paper. It's paper and if it's a big shit that's a lot of confetti. I feel like the confetti ratio would depend on how much food he ate, right? You really think confetti could like, clog a toilet? A Chipotle. I thought we were just talking about like the remnants. A Chipotle poop. Poop's worth of confetti?
Yeah, that would clog a toilet for sure, no doubt. Therapy question #4 Would you rather get therapy fuck from a clown? Hold on me, let me back up, OK? Therapy question #4 Would you rather get therapy from a clown or give therapy to your childhood teddy bear who talks back? Man my household was fucking crazy as a kid so childhood teddy bears probably got some terror stories that needs to work through. So that would probably be more productive.
But therapy from. A whole you're giving therapy did this. He'd be able to get some shit off of his fuzzy little chest. Dude, this shit's this shit's crazy. Because he can talk now. He's been carrying that shit. Around. No, no, it's obviously the teddy bear because I don't want to be around a clown, you know? That that would be, that would be funny as fuck, though, That would be, he's like asking you
serious questions. So maybe that would be maybe that would like tear down a facade for some people. They might have better therapy sessions if it was from a clown because they wouldn't be so intimidated by their therapist. He'd be like. That is fucking crazy. Are you kidding me? The laugh's terrifying. I love dropping that laugh on people. Like. In in the dark, like if we're like in like a parking lot and I see you. Why the fuck would you do that? Why?
Why? Because their reactions are all the same and they're terrified. Yeah, but that. So that would be, you know, like that would be pretty epic. You see this with the honk. Yeah. How do you do this shit? Joseph is like a borderline clown. Like, I mean like you could like, clown. Don't. You could be afraid. Don't be afraid. You could literally like clown out bro like come. Come into my room. Like on the on the weekends. Oh my God. OK y'all, we're done with that.
Any questions? We're going into articles and we're going. To why are you whispering? Like what? I was going to say I need to take a break. I need to. Take I need to take a break. I got to take a confetti. No, it's just on the audio. Like people might think that like we're taking actually a break, but it's just going to cut right the fuck back in. That's. Why I stopped taking? A break and then Andy's going to go back and edit it to where there is no break.
But we're taking a break. So you know, whatever on God. And oh God. There it is, Jesus. Christ, no, we're back for the topics. First article, let me pull it up real quick. I'm sure this is going to be all fucked up. It is one second. Man, this thing is so goofy sometimes. I tell you what it comes from. NPRKERA recently defunded. Didn't they defund NPR and all
they? Did they did but like it's weird because I listen to NPR all the time and that they only get 1% of their funding from the government, but but it is like really like taking millions out. That's pretty crazy. Well, this comes from NPR. Trump deflects questions about Epstein probe with accusations about Obama. I mean, you heard this stuff, correct? You haven't. You haven't heard these Obama accusations? No, the Justice Department on
Tuesday, I'm sorry. And this guy's brought to us by Sage Miller. The Justice Department on Tuesday said it's in touch with an attorney for Jazan Maxwell or Jizzy Lane Maxwell, a long time associate of sex offender Jeffrey Upsteen, to try to arrange a meeting with her in a couple of days. Presidents Trump said he thought the development sounds appropriate, though he also claimed to know nothing about it.
Deputy Enterprise Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the plan on social media, saying the department is seeking any information from Maxwell, who is serving time for sex trafficking, as part of as a part of its quest to uncover all credible evidence in the Epstein Epstein case. I mean, dude, they're going to pardon this bitch. Dude. He's going to pardon this bitch. Watch. I I actually believe you and
think that's true also. Todd Blanche was the attorney that defended Trump when he when he got caught with 34 fucking felonies. Just just just putting that out there. Well, and Elena, Elena Habid or habab the the chick that was his one of his defense attorneys, she just got she was an interim state attorney prosecutor for New Jersey. They put her in and she was just rejected by a judge panel to maintain that jobs or a temporary status and that position was denied.
What timeline are we living? 00 prosecutorial experience in the courtroom and was the lead state. Prosecutor Blondie herself sucks. Like it's just, what are we doing? Yeah, this who Trump, who was once friends with Epstein, is facing backlash from supporters who want more information released about the disgraced financier's crimes and his 2019 death by suicide. That's something people also need to remember. Is the administration Trump?
The Trump administration was in office whenever Jeffrey Epstein died. I've heard people be like. Yeah, everybody forgets that and let. Him die. I'm like no dude, he wasn't even in office. I know, but like, like, like his boy Stephen Miller would be like, you know, we've dealt with 25 years of shitty presidents. It's like, bro, in that 25 years, your boy was president for four. So like, what are you even talking about?
Trump dismissed the uproar as politically driven, as a politically driven witch hunt distracting from his agenda. Asked about the newest development on Tuesday, he told reporters. I don't really follow that too much total lie. His comments to reporters came while he was meeting with President Ferdinand Marcos Junior of the Philippines on trade issues.
After the meeting, Trump announced on social media the importers of goods from the Philippines will face a 19% tariff, while US exports to the country will face no tariffs. Trump spent most of his time in the Oval Office. Oval Office with the question and answer session rallying against former President Barack Obama and other Democratic
figures. Trump spy chief Tulsi Gabbard recently published published materials that claims to show that Obama officials manufactured and politicized intelligence about Russian interference in the 2016 election. It's the most unbelievable thing I've ever read, so you ought to take a look at it and stop talking about nonsense. Trump told reporters that nonsense is referring to Epstein. So yeah, he said that this file. Is doth protest too much?
Did it's like if he wasn't involved, like he would not be reacting the way that he was, or is I should say? Trump said that it was time to go after people in connection with his allegations on the 2016 election. So he's openly saying we need to go after people, Trump. Obama's office issued a rare response, calling Trump's statements outrageous and noting that conclusions about Russian interference in the election had been widely accepted.
These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction, Obama spokesperson Patrick Roddenbush said in a statement. So what he's saying? Tulsi Gabbert released information saying that that. Who is the head of the National Intelligence? And as A and as a Russian asset and it's like. Totally, totally. A Russian asset?
100%. She claims that there's information that shows that they manufactured, created this Russian interference stuff and then realized, well, actually, I'm sorry, it's not that that they realized that there was nothing to the Russian collusion tampering of voting machines and that they didn't release it. So by not releasing it, they politicized it and tried to basically commit a coup. So Trump sits there and says that Barack Obama has committed treason. He called, he said that he
committed treason. What's wild is there's a video there's not a lot of people talking about this in politics and other positions like House, congressman, senators. Nobody's really talking about it because it's bullshit. There's a video in December. I think it's like, I want to say it's like December 16th, 2020 sixteen where he he's talking about there you. Say that because of my birthday
is December 15th. No, I mean, I, I watched the, I've seen the press conference like 5 times where Obama's talking about there doesn't look like there's been any tampering. Everything that they're saying. He didn't, the information wasn't relayed to the public. He sat there in a press conference, in a White House press conference briefing and said everything that they're accusing him of not saying.
So it's super stupid. It's obviously an attempt to try to deflect and distract, but we have an active president telling coming out into public and saying that another president has committed treason, which is crazy. Well, it's not that crazy if it was any other president talking about Donald Trump because the Duke has committed treason. Like, what are we talking about it? It's like bro bro bro project so much. Republicans in Congress have also been grappling with this
Epstein issue. Speaker Mike Johnson announced Tuesday that the House would finish work a day early, cancelling votes scheduled for later in the week. So rather than voting on any of this Epstein stuff, he just closed up shop a day early. This means that members will leave town for the annual August recess without fresh comfort, without a fresh confrontation over Epstein.
The schedule change was announced after repeated clashes amongst Republicans about the files, including a deadlock and a powerful House Rules Committee over an effort by Democrats to force additional votes on the FC matter. So I mean, while they're saying Mike Johnson was just saying before they need to release his information that it they, they needs to be transparency. And then he closes up shop early and sends everyone home for all of till the end of August.
Crazy. But Trump's accusing Hillary, Joe Biden, Donald Trump and that whole administration of, you know, withholding information that proved that they were innocent to try to politicize it. Does it not make you feel like that He's obviously guilty of like committing fucking crimes, obviously against children. Well, I mean, well, look and. When I say children, I mean what it's like. It doesn't even matter.
The whole thing is disgusting. There's lots of there's interviews, there's people coming out, there's, you know, Jeffrey Epstein's ex-girlfriend saying that she was groped by Donald Trump. There's all sorts of. What a fucking surprise. All these other stories that
continually come out. I do know we talked, I think last episode about the report of him and Epstein showing up with like a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds in their casino and him almost getting fined by the Commission, by the Gambling Commission for having minors. But nobody confronted him about it. But they got reported.
But everybody was afraid to confront Donald Trump for having a bunch of like underage, not under 18, but under 21 girls in his casino with Jeffrey Epstein. They flew in at 1:30 in the morning on a fucking helicopter. It's not your friend. I mean, it's the guy, the guy who did the interview who's, you know, obviously they're not friends because that's the friends people you do that with strangers.
He he's the guy who was going who was going to get fined, who talked to Donald Trump, who was like, I'm shocked. They're not that. They're letting me off the hook. They didn't end up fining him. He's like, yeah, I kind of talked him out of it. That'd be a bad look. But yeah, I mean, this is total. Just deflect, deflect, deflect. But, you know, and he's, we kind of knew this was coming, that there would be some sort of attempting to change the narrative, but they ran on this platform.
No, well that's The thing is that like all of his homies didn't see this coming or they just are acting like they didn't. No, I think some of them really did. Like our boy Bongino. Yeah, I don't think he saw it coming. I think he's. Genuinely pissed off he's just actually stupid. I think him and Cash Patel, come on. How, how the fuck do you and I know about this and he doesn't? And cash Patel?
These guys run the FBI. Well, but you know, some people, they're under qualified to run the FBI think that's the whole problem. But you know, it's like when people would say, oh, Donald Trump isn't racist. There's no proof of him ever being racist. And I'm like, even if you just take out, take out the things he says, take out everything about the Trump presidency. Literally got over. 20 years ago he got he got sued and lost for. Not letting black people like go.
Into his apartment, Yeah, like rent apartments and then. He also took out a full page ad in the New York Times to fucking say that these like 7 black kids. Central Park 5. Yeah, 5 black kids. Sorry that like like raped and killed somebody like and it's like and then and they were all innocent and then. But it's sad because they all like took wild plea deals
because they were pressured. And even when they were found not guilty, he still said, like, I think they're guilty and they he like doubled, like tripled down. Said that they won't, that they should be put like in like to death. Yeah, dude. Like, I mean, how much more evidence do we need? So, you know, like that's what I'm saying is it's the same with the I. You can't sit there and say definitively that he was involved in any of yes, we can. Oh no, you can't. You can't I.
Just did, allegedly. OK, so the allegedly means that it's not like a matter of fact. No, I know, it just means that environment. His sketchiness around it. There's not another. There's not an analogy in life you could make that would make sense, that would make you think that somebody's not guilty of something. If I am a trucker and I have to take a piss test for because they would they piss test everybody if they get in an accident and then I'm all elusive about taking the fucking
piss test. Am I doing drugs and would I piss hot for like meth as a truck driver? Probably if I get like right. If I as your boss, I would assume, why are you if you're not doing drugs, why are you ducking and dodging this piss test? So, and it's funny because it's like a dog. It's like it's like the dog who caught the car. So a dog chases after a car. What does a dog do when it catches it? That's an old saying 'cause it's like, what the fuck are you going to do now?
So now they've got their all. Like I said last week, there's a lot of people in positions in power who said that if, if they were ever in those positions of power, they would release this information because that's the right thing to do. And these people in currently, at that time, those people who held those positions had the information and were refusing to release it. Now they're in those positions and they're not releasing it and refuse to and they look.
So that's the whole thing is there's people who are anti deep. I just don't know if like all these people actually believe their own bullshit. That's what I guess what I'm saying. No, I mean, I think that they do, though. Does Marley Mar? Did Marjorie Taylor Green literally believe a bunch of the conspiracy theories or I'm. Not sure. I'm not sure anymore. I used to think that. I think she did originally. And now she's just become a part of the machine.
That's what I that that's what I'm saying is all these, all these people who believe these conspiracy theories, who are warriors and champions, and some of them are still very much about releasing this information, that they still believe the conspiracies that Trump never known them, never friends with them. OK, but how the fuck did they not get it? How's it not clocking with them? How are they not standing on fucking business? And like, don't you understand the Donald Trump?
There's like how many photos does he have to be in with with with fucking Epstein? How many flight logs does he need to be in for you guys not to get that this dude is a fucking rapist? Dude. He how many millions of dollars does he have to get sued for defamation for raping somebody? Like I don't understand how they don't get it unless they're full of shit.
They just don't want to. Well, that's why he sent everybody home and closed up shop early because like I said, there's clashes within the GOP over this issue. No, I know. And I love, I love that there is. It's just like it's like, holy shit. It's like I knew the GOP. The Republican Party has always been full of shit about everything. Fiscally, we're conservative, except for all we do is just drop money.
Steve Bannon says right now that if they don't, and this is true, like there's a lot of people say they have to release everything that they have. If they don't, they could lose like 40 seats like Steve Bannon's like we could lose 40 seats come next election cycle. Fingers. Crossed, fingers crossed. If we if we don't release this information because people are super pissed. What does he think? That's what I'm saying. He's. Super pissed he's supposed to be smart. He just diabolical, but I
thought he was smart well. That's why they not produced. Seinfeld. That's why they're not it's like Alex Jones. That's why they're not pro him releasing this information. Now some people, I was listening to Tim Dylan the other day. Tim Dylan's very funny and Tim Dylan was talking, he was interviewing Alex Jones about this and talking about this stuff.
And they were discussing how they really think that if any like that the Mossad CIA, that the people who are blackmailing these people, other people have all these videos. Somebody else has this information. So this is this is. Can I ask you two things? I do think that Donald Trump is the reason why this shit's not getting released because he's involved. However, However, do you think because like after we talked about it last week and I thought more about it, do you think like
he's in the Mossad? Donald Trump. No Epstein. I think he had some sort of connection to them. For sure. Well you already said that Like jizz lane whatever. What do you jizz lane her dad is? Well, her dad was how. The fuck is he not? Her dad, so there's multiple theories about this, but yes, her dad was an announced basically like triple agent. So he did work for MI 6, he did work for the Mossad and he did work for the KGB. And we're not.
We're seriously. Yeah, he would like collect information and sell information, blackmail information. And he was killed. He was like, murdered, allegedly murdered come. On bro. He was a big media tycoon. What are we talking? About so she was like a big European socialite. But no, whoever was getting these videos for blackmail has them right. 100%. So that's one of the theories. It's just a theory and this is
nothing. I don't mean anything by it, but some, some believe that if it is the Mossad that Netanyahu would have access to these videos and would have them. And that's and that's partially why our stance on them doing shit in Gaza. No, no doing. Shit in Iran, OK. No, no, no. That's because that's because stupid. Stupid. Trump is a Trump is afraid that this information that he has on him could be leaked. No, no, no. That was an angle.
I know that's that's a third. Angle, but I'm talking about that shit up. America has been stupid with Israel for a while now. What the fuck they're doing is terrible, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, but like it's not has anything to do with Trump. Well, no, but they're saying that if Netanyahu or the Mossad, let's say the Mossad, let's say he is a double agent and he works for the CIA and he works for the Mossad. He's turning these this information into the Mossad.
They would be able to have influence over a lot of people in the government for longer than Trump's been in office because Epstein's Epstein's been doing was doing that for a very. Long. I don't think. I just don't think that his reach is that, like, big. That's all I'm saying. Who? Epstein. Yeah. No, dude, the flight logs include former presidents Stephen. No, I get. What they include but like we're. Not it's international. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, the United States of America is not like supporting genocide because of that. We're no. But what I am? Saying is that I'll I'll tell you why. It's because we won World War 2 and we want Israel to be a fucking country because it's a fact that we won World War 2, that it exists. That's why it is like in my opinion. I don't know, I could be wrong. I know Iran is like up on the fucking flight logs. Not really, but like actually up
on the rankings and what? They're what they're what they've been saying is that he had a he had an opinion about releasing the files the day after Netanyahu visited. Previously, he completely did a 180 out of nowhere. It was like, there's nothing to see, not going to talk. About yeah, but we all know because he's a rapist, bro. Like, I don't understand how, like else I could say it. Donald Trump raped fucking women and like, it's like, and that's
why they're not released. Like, is that not Like, I don't get why that's not fucking clear to everybody. But we're not. I'm not talking about well, I'm indirectly talking about what may or may not exist in this information. Allegedly. It's a may or may not exist within this information that
they would have. It's the fact that if you like, if the blackmail ring is what people say it is, that involves Jizzy Lane and Jeffrey Epstein. If that is what it is, and let's say it is, let's say you just in one in one bubble, in a vacuum, he is a Mossad agent. They would have information on a lot of people doing a lot of fucked up shit, which would give them a lot of influence and power and control over people on an international scale. Because there was, I know.
I know, I know people. Going to that item and. I I'd like that you're even thinking that way. Totally. I just don't think that's what's happening. Well, I'm not saying that's necessarily what it is. I'm just talking. But it but it's possible. No, no, no, it's possible. It's something I haven't even thought about, to be honest, like, but I'm just saying like, 'cause let's say you might be right to be honest, to be honest, you might be right.
Like like, like like let's say, let's say it's let's say it's just information from the Steele dossier and it's AP tape. Let's say the P tape is real and they have it. Would Donald Trump sit idly by from time to time? Yes. So people don't see the pee tape. Yes. OK, OK. No, But actually this is what I was telling my brother. He was like saying, he was saying like that all of a sudden because like we're now shipping like weapons back to Ukraine, but through NATO.
And he's like, oh, like Donald Trump just found out that Putin was a liar. And I was like, no, he knew the whole time. It just his compromise is what they call it in Russia, which is like, like information on you. Like, like that's compromising. He doesn't care about anymore because it's like he gets away with so much shit. The dude has a shit coin and just grips people over and over
and over and over. And so he just stopped caring about it. And so he just is like, fuck, Putin doesn't even matter to me. It's like, what is he going to do, put out my pee tape? I don't like nobody would even care. Like I'm in a cult now. That's what it is. No, I think if something like that did come out, that would be pretty. Damaging I I wish that was true. The pee. Tape. If the the pee tape existed, that would be. I wish that was true. No, he would lose a lot of. No, he wouldn't.
And it doesn't even matter anymore because. Evangelical vote. He's only allowed to have two. Terms I don't. Know they'd jump all over JD. But but guess what? Like we all know the Civil War is about to pop the fuck off in three years. People would be trying to get him out of office quickly and have him resign. There's Pete. I wish you were. I wish you were right. Kenneth Copeland can't sit there and be like, yeah, that's
married. Yeah, we've already watched these fools do it. The dew drop 4 trillion on the deficit and then he did it again. And these guys are fiscally conservative. It's like, come on dude, he bombed Iran. He's like the he's like the non war president, like get the fuck out of my face. It's like he can do anything he wants and these fucking sycophants can't stop sucking his Dick. I think a video of him being peed on my. No, I wish he would.
I'm telling you, Oh, at least this, this is what I'm saying. I don't think it would, but also he doesn't think it would. And that's where we're, that's where we're at. No, I mean, think we're at where he thinks that whatever information could be released from any of these files, that is that involves him, could be it. That's why he's trying. So hard. That's true. That's true. But he's in control of that. I, I, I'm just saying what Putin has on him, which I know for a
fact he does. It doesn't matter anymore. And so he's like, fuck it, we're sending missiles. Yeah, I mean in that in that one instance that makes sense, but. Yeah, yeah, that's the Russian. I think he's, I think he's more worried about things collapsing on him more now than ever before. He better be dude 'cause it will collapse. It's just a matter of like if he dies, like naturally or not, that's being real.
It's just like it's going to get fucking weird here in this country or in the world to be honest. Like when, when this shit goes down because like, it's either he lives to do another January 6th or he dies of natural causes and everything fucking goes to shit, but everything's going to go to shit. Like trust me, dude. And like that's, and I'm not a cynical person. I'm Mr. Good vibe tribe. I'm telling you, like this shit is going to end poorly for everybody.
For real. Well man, I hope that's not the case. I know, I know, I do too. But it's real. I'm telling you, it's going to suck. Well, like how? Give me elaborate he. Doesn't leave office. He doesn't leave office, and the Civil War will break out. Your boy's going in the streets if he doesn't. I'm telling you like I'm scared about it, and there's no fucking reason why anybody would think any differently. Why the fuck? Why the fuck would you leave
office if he didn't? If he tried not to the last time and he knows he'd be arrested immediately. I mean, maybe they might let him sail off into the night. Yeah, well, or he's going to have a bad call too. He's going to move to Qatar. Yeah, do something weird. And go. Hide out point is like that these the options here for him and his family are minimal. It's either you're, it's either you're going to go to jail or you're going to fucking flee the country.
Meaning all of his kids. Ivanka would be fine. She's like, she's like, honestly, like distance herself so much from the family. Because she, because she knows what I'm saying. Yeah, I know. So she's like, I'm back, 'cause she's like the smartest out of the group. She's like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. And you know I have a crush on my girl Tiffany. Yeah, she just got married, didn't she? Yeah, she did. But you know. Article #2 is from the AP.
Can you ever expect privacy in public? Coldplay kiss camera saga tells us about a lot about the answer. So recently there's been a video and viral of Aceo of a space company and his head of HR Like snuggled up, both married, cheating on their spouses. Popped up on the kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert and their reaction was just like terrible. Like he drops to the ground, she ducks and hides. Another one of their Co workers was there. She's like busting out laughing. It just became a meme.
I mean just totally caught cheating in 8K on a Jumbotron by Coldplay. Wild. And my mom hit me with with an AI version of it with Trump and Hillary Clinton. Also also, this is real. This is a fact. Your boy got floor seats at the Lakers game right behind Adam Sandler. Get on the kiss. Cam picked up a chick. You know Kim's sister, You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Pick her up at her apartment from FIDM Fashion Institute, Design, mergency, whatever the
fuck it's called. Pick her up, take her to the game, get on the kiss Cam. Her boyfriend is there when I pick her up. Didn't even know she had a boyfriend make out. Drop her back off at the apartment where her boyfriend is. So I get it. Isn't that the wildest story ever? Stupid. You've had Wilder. On four seats at the Lakers, behind Adam Sandler, I was on TMZ 'cause he was looking at like, like the Lakers, like girls, like ass. And I was right behind them. Literally.
It's pretty wild. I don't know how I would even think about picking up a girl with a boyfriend. Like I didn't know she had a boyfriend. That's just skeezy. And I also don't even know how to get like 4 Seaside the Lakers ever, ever, ever again. You know, it's like. Well, when the Kiss came at a Coldplay concert, landed on a couple who tried but failed to duck out of the spotlight, the Internet immediately got to work. So, I mean, it just basically
goes over. So, yeah, I mean, in hours, it was clipped everywhere. Endless memes, parody videos, pair of shocked faces all over. Online sleuths rushed to identify who it was on camera. AI and software. AI intelligence and software company Astronomer eventually confirmed that its CEO and chief people officer were in fact in. The video announced the CEO's resignation over the weekend. Are you kidding me? Yeah, he resigned.
He married with so he sat down. Well, I mean, that's just subordinate so. I didn't actually. I thought this whole thing was like fake. I had no idea that like what you're saying. Like, it's like it was actually kind of real. No, that was super real. All I saw was like the AI shit. The incidents fallout has, of course, generated conversations about business ethics, corporate accountability and the repercussions that conflicts of interest among leadership can
cause. But there were also broader implications at play in our increasingly online world about the state of potentially being visible everywhere you go or tracked through social media. Surveillance. Experts say it's more and more common for moments that may have been intended for private or at least reserved to a single physical venue to make their way on online and even globally
cameras that are everywhere. It's not a secret cameras are filming much of our lives these days from CC security systems to ring doorbell cameras businesses, schools, neighborhoods use ample video surveillance around the clock. Sporting and concert venues have also filmed fans for years after projecting playful bits of the audience participation to the rest of the crowd in short and over and oversee wait, the on scene viewer becomes a part of the product.
And that's and that is a center of attention, which is true. I mean, there's a great documentary about a guy who was accused of murdering somebody and he didn't and his alibi was like, I was at a Yankees game, bro. And they were actually filming an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Yeah, Larry Dever was there. And they he got the footage. That was that Yankees or was that Dodgers? Well, the Dodgers, sorry, Dodgers game and he got the footage from them.
The raw footage was able to find him in the crowd and that's how he was found got out because they were convinced that it was him. They were going to stick it to him. They're about to send an innocent man to jail and they were ended up they ended up being able to see him on the camera and within the episode.
And that's what I no. But it's so fucking crazy because like, this already happens in China like every fucking day, Yeah. Like you can't even do shit like this in China. And that's like 1/4 of the population of the Earth. I'm not sure that we can assume privacy at the concert with hundreds of other people. Associate professor of the University of Texas in the Austin School of Journalism and Media. We can't assume our privacy on the street anymore.
Some versions of the Kiss Cam have long been a staple of big events, from time outs during sporting events to romantic songs played by artists at their concert. It's it's easy to miss, but most venues have signs to inform the audience that could be filmed during the event. What's different in more recent years, expert note, is how quickly those moments can travel beyond the physical space where they actually unfold. Which is true.
I mean, pretty crazy. I mean, obviously this dude's out there cheating on his wife, but it caught like wildfire. I mean, people knew, no? Really like I I I just pull up like Instagram or Facebook and it's like another video of them and I like I'm just like, what the fuck is going on? Like I just thought, I literally thought like the whole thing was AII didn't realize that it was an actual video.
And then they started making a is with yeah, like, yeah, $0.50 and Ja Rule. I think I posted one. It's John Redcorn and Dale Gribble's wife. And like I said, my mom sent me when it was Trump and fucking Hillary Clinton, I was just like, she and I was like, what the fuck? And my mom's like, I just thought it was funny. And I'm just like, dude.
Last week's Coldplay concert, for example, many social medias media users speculated that a third person seen near the two caught on camera was another astronomer employee, leading to swarms of posts targeting her. But the company later confirmed that she was not at the event and said no other employees were were in the video circulating online.
For the now viral moment, we can talk about what's right and wrong and whether they deserved it, says Allison Taylor, associate professor at NYU Stern Stern School of Business. Still, it's very frightening. It's a very frightening thing to get a lot of abuse to human beings behind this, which is true. I mean, it's just like. First of all, shout out certain School of Business. That's where Prof G My My Business Guru teaches.
That's a big I mean, it just shows how powerful social media is, how things we already know that. But that thing caught like wildfire. It was it was everywhere and they were up in like the nosebleeds. They were way up top in like the upper upper deck. It's just like damn, like the talk about the universe. Just wanted to call you the fuck out, man. They caught you in the upper decks with the HR. You know, it's like in a
different way. It's like when Luigi like murked that fool, which I don't agree with at all, to be honest, but but it's like the same thing. It's just like it caught wildfire and it was just like the whole world kind of like was like, what the fuck? And I feel like that's why they were like, oh shit, is because they were worried. Maybe they knew somebody else there who was there. But then also, I mean, if something like that happens, I
think now we're like, oh shit. Dude, how are you bringing your side chick to a Coldplay concert dude? I think the, I think the company bought those tickets. I think they were like. Just stupid stupid. Yeah, pretty dumb. Next article also from the AP Astronomers capture the birth of planets around a baby sun outside of our solar system is in is in there for you because I know you love. Space.
Cape Canaveral, FL astronomers have discovered discovered the earliest seeds of rocky planets forming in a in the gas or on a baby sun like star, providing a precious peek into the dawn of our of our own solar system. It's an unprecedented snapshot of time 0 scientists reported Wednesday when the new worlds began to gel. We've captured at a direct glimpse of a hot region where rocky planets like Earth are born around young protostars from the.
This dude from the Netherlands said he led the international. Well, I'm just like. I just. No, I get it. I get it. I get it. Just. So long, said Linden's observatories Melissa McClure from the Netherlands, who led the international research team from the for the first time, we can conclude conclusively say that the first steps of a planet forming are happening right now.
The observations offer a unique glimpse until their inner workings of an emerging planetary system, said Fred Silsia. Who was involved in the study appearing in the journal Nature. This is one of the things that we've been waiting for astronomers. Astronomers have been thinking about how planetary systems form from for a long period of time. There's a rich opportunity here.
The Webb telescope and Europe and Europe's Southern Observatory in Chile teamed up these early Nuggets of planetary formation along with the young star known as hops Dash 315. It's a yellow dwarf in the in the making, like in the making, like the sun, yet younger at 100 to 200,000 years old, some 13170 light years away. A single light of single light year of 6 trillion miles. Dude, dude, that's not far away.
That's actually really close. Like if we're talking like space and that's like actually kind of tight, that'll actually make me excited. Yeah. 113,000 light years. Nothing. Nothing in our Galaxy. But if you got there, it'd be farther along on the progression. Well, it just depends like that if we. So what we're seeing? Sorry you froze for a SEC. Like Oh my shit. Just like what I'm saying is like if we can figure out how to go lightspeed like that is super fucking close.
Oh yeah, I mean in the in relative to the universe, that's. Not a million. No, I mean don't disagree, but I thought. No, I know, I know. No, that like got me pumped up. So we're learning more about space.
There we are. And last article Ozzy Osbourne dies week after farewell show died at 76 by the front man for Black Sabbath. Birmingham born musician is credited with inventing heavy metal things to song like songs like Iron Man and Paranoid. Less than three weeks ago, the self styled Prince of Darkness performed A farewell concert in his hometown, supported by many musicians that had inspired him. Metallica and Guns of Roses were there.
Guns and Roses were there. In a statement his family said is with much sadness, that with with more sadness than the mere words, mere words can convey, that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away. This morning. He was with his family, surrounded with love. I mean, he's just a cultural icon, man. Totally totally. I totally like fuck with him. I'm just saying the fact that they even he probably died because they made him do the
concert. He's been battling Parkinson's. He was diagnosed in 2019. Yeah, they were saying that like, you know, when he went through the whole show, did the whole thing, but I mean his. Drug, are they not like, like nobody said anything about like hey, we made him do like a concert and he died immediately afterwards. Are you fucking kidding me? Cash cow man. Or maybe he got to do. I mean, I like to do. He got to do his. He got to do his final concert, Yeah. Yeah, he.
Got he got closure because he got to do this and do it one last time I was. Going to say the same exact thing where it's like, it's like, it's like you wait like until like your wife gets to the hospital and says goodbye and then you die and that happens. Oh yeah. Yeah. And so maybe it was like that. It was like he was going to die. They all knew he was going to die and he wasn't going to until he did this last concert. That's legit. And he's like notoriously
stubborn. So I mean, if it was his idea to do the concert, would they be able? I know, but but do we to? Dissuade him? No, but I mean I could I I see that being more of the case than his family forcing him to go do it. No, I get that too. Like like in my like, I'm just saying maybe it was like a a confluence of events, like where it's like everybody knew he was about to and have we seen video of his concert? Like was it? No, there's, was it there? It was.
It was packed. No, I get that people want to go see it. I mean, I don't know. I'm just asking like if like he was good. I'm sure he was fine. Why would you think that? Why would I? Why would I want to? The dudes like 80 and die I. Would rather. I would rather believe it was good. No, I do. Too. I'm just saying you. Don't, because you're throwing it out there. You're throwing out this. No, I'm just asking the question. I mean, he probably wasn't 100%. That's like, oh.
You don't think? So it's like people still go see the stones and like, it was a great show and I was like, there's no way. But they're. Actually like doing shit and getting blood transfusions. If you're fucking, you know, keep the juice. Yeah, but it's, I mean, I could still see him being able to sing some of his crazy old songs. Some of them, dude. I bet it was a shit show. I mean, but good, good for him to get forgetting to do that and if you got. To see that, that would be crazy.
OK, that's a good way to think about it. Yeah, like I mean your. Boys just got cynical like lately just because of I'm sad a. Feeling that was more of a more of a dying wish to do a final concert in his hometown than it was like this cash grab, you know? So we need to make, you need to show. I could easily see him being like I really want to perform one last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just crazy that he died
immediately afterwards. Yeah, I mean, and it's not like we're talking about like a weirdo or I mean, he's a weirdo are. You kidding me? But like, I think Steven Tyler is more of a weirdo than he's. I. Mean Ozzy Ozzy Osbourne's never been accused. Episode 5 y'all check back. Joseph guest hosted and and hit us. Was Steven Tyler weirdo Shit. I agree he's weird. I'm just saying I'm. Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah. He's been accused of like he's, I mean, I think the case was dismissed, but he was brought up on some like SA charges and we. Were just making fun of him like for his like stuff with. Mine stuff with minors and all sorts. Of I didn't know any of that. From back in we didn't talk. About any of that from. Back in like the 80s, I don't think that'd come out yet. But I mean, I'd say Steven Tyler because Ozzy Osbourne's been weird, but he's always, he's like an eccentric.
Character. Yeah, OK, You're right. You're right, you're right. Steven Tyler, like, tries to be something he's I didn't. Know that Steven Tyler like did like inappropriate shit and Ozzy Osbourne never did anything appropriate other than them by the bat's like head off. And like in like weird say controversial ship, but he was, you know, an icon fell into. Obscurity. Fell into obscurity and then made a massive resurgence with reality television and then just like completely came back out
and he was still just himself. It was like he never really changed, which is something that was great about Ozzy Osbourne. He never, he was always himself, but never pretended to be anything he wasn't, I feel. I mean, I don't know. OK, no shout out like I'm not. No, no, I know. You're not. And I just don't feel like, I mean, for some people who might have young listeners who aren't really familiar, but like, yeah, totally, genuinely did not give a fly. Sabbath for the young listener.
Did not give a flying fuck about what anybody thought. And for us, while we heard the music and we knew who Black Sabbath was and we knew who Ozzy Osbourne was, our real introduction to him is whenever he made that jump into reality television, which is a medium that we were consuming at the time, that was blowing up. And so we loved his quirkiness, his attitude, his cussing, his rambling talks and just like random bullshit and mumbling like we got As.
That's my that's my whole point. That was like 25 years ago and we watched him mumbling and like shaking and all that shit and and then like he's rolled out here for a concert. It's like just weird to me. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's got a lot of money. But I mean, you know, he got it done. And that's just, it's very sad. It's a dark day in the world cause the Prince of Darkness has passed away. And it was like, yeah.
And that's, you know, and there's very few times where you could say like, oh man, the Prince of Darkness is dead and the world is sad, but it's fucking true. Because he, everybody has had, especially in like our, our age
bracket, little bit younger. And definitely anybody older has had some sort of interaction or story about Ozzy Osbourne or something like that where they're like, Oh, I remember whenever I heard this song or blah, blah, blah, or went to a concert, like, I mean, if I, if you wanted to go see a system of a down concert, you would go to Oz Fest. Cause an Oz Fest was a huge medal, which was massive.
So then they created that whole just festival based around him, which was a resurgence for him and coming back into music. And not that he went away, but it wasn't, you know, he kind of fell into obscurity. Like I said, his wife Moore took the forefront and was like doing talk shows. And but I mean, she really got into that because of him and because of the television show. In fact, actually that came
after the reality show. She didn't really become popular a talking head until after the reality show because they liked her personality. Nobody really knew or gave a fuck who Sharon Osbourne was before the television show. And she kind of held it all together. All all of them. Yeah. That Papa don't preach like his daughter tried to start a musical career just riding his coattails like I mean. Class act Jack Osbourne like he got like sober or gorgeous cool.
Yeah, like class act like that's all you can really say is it's wild to say that about duty. Bit a hat, bit a bat's head off, but. On stage, on stage in front of people. If you Slipknot, there's so many bands that are like big performative like he is like for metal, like they said, like arguably the inventor of heavy metal and that genre of music. Like he's like he's he's on that he's on the Mount Rushmore of heavy metal for for sure.
And he's arguably he's top ten, top 15 best performers all time like live. Performers if if we're saying heavy metal. No, just he'll be. I could name 15. More like like I had actually a fantasy draft of who would get like into a live show and like during COVID and he was not drafted. See, I I would just disagree with that because. No, it's fine. I'm just saying. Personal because obviously we all have personal bias for what
I am saying. But I'm just telling you that like 120 people got drafted and he wasn't one. There's a whole genre and style and performance nature that goes into stuff where it's like you could be like, oh, I it's Marilyn Manson. There's so many people that were big on performance and stage in that where he was the genesis of it. Like I'm going to bite a fucking bats live bats head off on stage where it's. No, you're right. Like, no, you sold me on this.
Like trust me, you sold me top 10 or 15 is just too much. But I mean, if it was across all genres, if so for that genre, arguably he's on the Mount Rushmore. You can make a point. You can make a case for him being number one, just like you could be like, oh, in that, in that. Category. OK, give me #2 give me #2 because I already have them too. For heavy metal, yeah. I mean, it's Metallica, right? Well, yeah, I mean, you could make a case for Metallica for
sure. Yeah. OK, that's it. Like that's all I had. And that's like, but Metallica's like not making music if Ozzy Osbourne doesn't exist. And that's where. It's like. Yeah, it's like, that's a great. Point No, I totally agree with you. It's like, you know, so that's like saying, is Beyoncé a better performer? And would she be higher on a list than like Tina Turner or? Aretha Franklin. Yeah, you're right. But but but does but does Beyoncé exist without Tina? Turner doing it, Yeah.
No, she doesn't. She doesn't. She doesn't. And that's where I'm like, no, like in historical impact, not my personal preference, but impact in performance and live and what you expect from a metal show. That dude is like the Jesus of that shit. I agree with that. OK, you're. Everybody, you're right. And I'm not trying to shit on him. I'm no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just trying to talk through 'cause like I haven't heard about this.
Well, if you have like Tina Turner, cause like Aretha Franklin for sure, but Tina Turner was much more of a diva. So let's say you have like Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra, like these genres. Frank Sinatra, by the way, I drafted in the in in the draft. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I mean, he'd be on that I. Personally did. But like Ozzy Osbourne would be like would be. You're right, he maybe he should have got drafted.
But he's just a sleeper pick because you don't think about it like that. And I think that that genre of music, that style of performance, and normally the negative connotation that comes with it is why it always gets discounted. And to be honest, maybe somebody did drop drop Black Sabbath and I just like forget well. Not even just yeah, you could say Black Sabbath, or you could just do so. So that's what that's what would have been it. Yeah, it would have been
probably black, yeah. So I mean, there's the just homage, homage to Ozzie, man, 'cause that's just crazy, yeah. No. Shut up. Shut up. No. Honestly, he's honestly younger than I thought he was 70. Six or something. Yeah, I thought he was older than that, which is crazy, Sam, but I mean, he lived a full fucking life and that's all you could really say. I mean, that's. That's exactly what I say about
my grandparents. It's like they both died like when they're like 93 and it was just like, it's sad but it's like you lived a full fucking life. Oh yeah, you got every oz out of life that you fucking could. And he definitely did. And he was unabash, unabashed full. Is that a way to say, yeah, he's unabashed full about it, which is fantastic because in that period of time when he was coming up, that was not the norm. And that's where it was like
buck the trend. So, you know, it's and we had our like Marilyn Manson's and stuff or then all of them paled in comparison to like the cultural impact that that. Like would you would you include Slipknot? Yeah, Slipknot would be on that list, but they'd be on like the top, like in metal, metal. Not topless, Not topless. I'm saying Slipknot doesn't exist without him. Yeah, within reason, yeah. I think there's they all. They all owe some sort of penance to it because he create,
he broke into that space. He took the Flack. He took the potential litigations. Like he was like, we're going to be weird and cool and just deal with it. And I'm going to be publicly dark about it and make my takes like wild. I'm going to and. Give zero fucks. And it's not like, it's not like some like Bob Dylan where I'm going to cuss out this reporter because I'm pretentious. It's like, no, it's like. No, I'm into rock'n'roll and I'm going to fuck you the fuck up and just deal with it.
And Ozzy Osbourne was more like, no, fuck you in an interview because you're talking to me like I'm fucking stupid. And that was the difference. That's where you before it was like, you know, there'd be, and it's not always the case, but there's a lot of people like Bob Dylan, you know, notorious for being like difficult to shit in a tough interview. But it was because he was a pretentious asshole. Like, I'm sorry, he was just kind of a Dick. I did. An entire speech on Bob Dylan in
college. Can't stand him. Me neither. Like not somebody I would want to smoke a cigarette with in an alley and you'd figure that out in about two minutes. But like, but it but it was because he was belittling the people as were he was like, everybody's belittling me. So go fuck yourself. And there's something like beautiful in that. That was so transcendent for music industry, the music. Industry has a whole, you know, regardless of.
Genre is beneficial. I think there's something British about it. Like his fuck you that I don't like to give England my credit for, but even though I just know I fuck with them. Like, I just know if like I hung out in like London, like, I would just have like the greatest time ever, like. Just making making metal songs, talking shit about cops and about the governmental.
System. Yeah, but they're just like this like, like way to like joke around and like and just not care and just like that, like doesn't exist in America. Joe Pena needed to shout out with he said. RIP the Prince of fucking Darkness. The one and only Ozzy Osbourne is by far the best front man in music history. Which? Is not, but that's not like I'm saying that. It's not wrong. I like, we're not saying it's wrong, No, I mean. He's in a class of his own, and
that's just where it's like. I don't know about a class of his own. That's that's the only part. It's like we had to throw Kurt Cobain in. Yeah, but that sells her. But like, yes. Bradley Knoll, I'll say that. I'll defend that to the rest of my death, but I'm talking about the 27 Club. I got you, but there's something to be said about a dude that carves out a path. Totally.
No, no, no, I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying like that if we're going to talk about it, there's other people, but he's in the conversation 100%. Yeah, he's got to be. And he gets one. 100% he. Gets. He is one of the founding fathers of music. So it's like, yeah. Yes, yes. Did like, did FDR do more shit for the economy than fucking James Madison? Sure, but it was James Madison there at the beginning. Yep. Like so he gets like Mad Credit because it's like this shit
doesn't exist if he's not. FDR was Donald Trump and doing the shit he did. We call him a fascist like the FDR is wild, wild. He's he was just he's just good at it. He just like bro, you're just like disrupting like everything. Imagine being that good at something and it. Being like we hit him with four terms bro. And being in, that's being in charge of everything we. Changed the Constitution. So that we could be like, look. So that no. So that we don't let another president do this.
Yeah. But he fucking won World War 2 and changed the world, so we're just like stoked about it. And he's a Democrat. They're like, fuck it. Exactly. Let him ride it out. Yeah, it's a big dub. Literally. Yeah. It's like when you're playing. We let him ride it out in a fucking wheelchair. He's the original Hot Wheels and he died in office. And then we and then we hit him with the Nuke. It's like, whatever you're playing, what are we?
Doing. You're playing a game and you're trading off deaths when you're a kid and somebody's like way better at the game and you just want to beat it and you want to see more and you know you suck. So they, they're playing and they die and it's your turn. You're like, Nah, man. You just keep going like you're way better at this shit than I am. I, I, I I I can't. Even though it was inappropriate.
You sure like yeah, man. No, I don't, no. No, no, we're sure you're going to give 4 terms, bro. And then you're going to like, get Einstein to help you with the nuke. Yeah, keep, keep the sticks, bro. I'm good. We need to beat this level. I'll play a little bit Relativity. Yeah, I'll play later. Don't worry about it. But I mean, shout out. RIP Prince of Darkness. Super sad.
I thought I'd I wanted it to be the first article, but I figured it'd be the last because that it that's appropriate. It would just be. And it's from the BBC, which is great because I had to go British to talk about Ozzy. But yeah, I mean, his family has passed away with his family.
I mean, we'll see what happens. But yeah, he's had lots of health problems since 2019, battling Parkinson's, so it's pretty awesome that he was able to get Metallica, Guns and Roses, like yet, you know, just that's awesome. Like 'cause that's big for those guys. For those guys to play the final concert with Ozzy is no. I'm. Just being like, I'm just being like for them personally, I'm not even talking. About no, I get that. I get that, I get that, and I
totally get that. And the reason why I'm saying that is because I think I came out too hard about them rolling his ass out for the last concert. But I get. I get it. Like I'm sure they were all like. They kind of knew. There's a lot of death metal dudes that are I. Just want to see. I just want to see the fucking video. The the I've seen videos I didn't listen to any like much of the audio but the videos were epic. Like the stadium was fucking packed.
Like it looked. Again, I don't, of course it is just like as we know it is with Oasis, you know, it's like, does that mean they're good? Yeah, but that's yeah. But Ozzy's always been like in a held in a good light for the most part as we're like. Oh. But but no, Oasis is known for being fucking assholes like they're. Oh well, are we sure? No, I get the I get, I get. Are we? I get. We're sure about Oasis. Yeah, like that's what I'm just. Saying, Are we sure about him?
Yeah, I mean, he was. Like we just hyped him the fuck up for like 25 minutes. It was his kids that were always the issue or Cher and saying racist. No, I know. I just, no, it's not. It's I guess it's different. It's Oasis are assholes. I just don't know if he was capable. Of being an asshole. No capable of the last concert. Oh, OK, OK. I mean, but it's really wild.
We got to shut it down. Everybody else in his family was embroiled in more controversy than him from the reality show moving forward that he. Totally was because. He was. He's not capable. And because he but he, but he originally was the controversy. Obviously there's somebody just said my heroes are dead. Somebody else said if you try to pick the greatest heavy metal band of all time, how do you not start with Ozzy? I'd take at least three Black Sabbaths and three Ozzy Ozzy
albums first. I mean, that's just like where it's like, how could you not like that's I'm. I'm not. I'm not disagreeing. Like I'm a big system of a down guy, super political metal. I love it. I just love it. I'm a Rage Against the Machine guy, is that, and I love. And I love rage too. Yeah, I'd say yeah, I would say that's definitely like metal. You could make a case that's
metal, but but they're also. No, no, I'll just go back to Rage Against the Machine doesn't exist without Black Sabbath. Yeah, I mean, that's the same making the case for System of a Down is where like the majority of their stuff is political, calling stuff out on the heavy metal film. That's what made me think about rage. It was like when you said it was political.
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's same with rage like this, like speaking out against the man and fuck the man and he's one of like the originators of like fuck the man. I'm going to do what I want. I. Just love that we're getting live comments like about this because it's like hilarious that it's like you and I don't. We just don't usually get into music. True, but I mean this is a big day in music. His musical history. This day will be. Remembered for forever 100% they'll.
Remember the first album? My mom texted me. That's how I found out. 'Cause your mom back when your mom was cooler, she was like, no more tears you just. Said my mom's not cool. Like the riffs, man, the guitar riffs that came out she's. Cool, she's cool. Oh I know, I'm just giving her shit. I mean, she's not because. Whatever I do, I still think
about that. Yeah, I mean, she's cool, but like I. Still think about that one time I made some was making some Jesus jokes and she got pissed and she was like why is Joseph talking like like so mad? Bro. So mad her. First concert. Her first concert. Tom Petty. Not bad. That's like, not bad. It's pretty. Good. What year? Like literally like 70 something. That's pretty tight. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's cool. That makes sense. I agree. That's what I'm saying.
That's why I said that. All of our parents were cooler than they let on now like my mom is like, I didn't smoke weed. I only did it once and it was it really. It burned my throat and I didn't feel anything and. I was like my mom, my mom was her roommate had was growing weed in the dorm and had to like throw it down the toilet as the cops came on. I was like, see, you didn't smoke weed, mom. You know what's my weight? Your roommate's growing weed in the in the dorm.
See and my my mom would act like she didn't. But then my grandpa was like my mom tried to go to Woodstock got told no, then tried to sneak out and go to Woodstock. Got caught like used to iron her fucking hair. I was like mom, you smoked weed like shut the fuck up. Like stop, stop it, you did. It's cool. No one's mad at you, so it's all all good. Mad at hey bitches? Well, hey, we appreciate the comments and make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, check us
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Seen that a long time ago. Well, I. Meant this to Epstein files. Maybe that'll be the third thing. Yeah, I'm just trying to trying to minimize. The no I know I I really hope it doesn't happen. Musical stars. Shit happens. Yeah, but we appreciate y'all swinging by like comments, subscribe, share, whatever. Be good, be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck yourselves. Shout out.
