Hey y'all Mr. Getty 2 shows. Just wanted to give you a heads up that we had some audio issues with Joseph and I thought about editing out the entire process but it was too funny so I kept it in. Enjoy. This shit don't make sense. But we I love fucking you. You were fucking me. I fucking love you, you fucking love me. This shit don't make sense. But when we broke up I wanted to die. A month later we fucked each other. I thought I came back to life maybe.
I thought we loved each other. I thought we'd rediscover another. But you said no. Now I feel fucked for that. This shit don't make sense for me. I love fucking you. You love fucking me. I fucking love you, you fuck. Hello this shit. Don't make sense what it do, what it do, what it do. It is your boy Andrew Schultz taking Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 186 186.
I just got a 96 on my traffic school exam. Welcome, motherfuckers. Do you know what question you missed? No, I didn't go back and like, I, I, I, they gave me it to me. But I, you know, it's funny that you say that 'cause I was pissed I didn't get 100, but I didn't actually take the time to like, care which one I got wrong. Like I was just like, whatever, dude, I couldn't like you can just Google the fucking questions and I did that and I didn't get 100. That's what I'm saying.
But but this was like supposed to be like the fastest traffic school legally allowed, and I've and I did. I know and I great. To walk into. I mean, no, this is on the Internet. Well, I know I get it. It's I get just to, but it's like you're really learning a lot. Well, that's like literally the name of the company. It's like fast traffic school. I know like they're just like whatever, they're just certified with the like with the DMV.
So and like, it was actually like one of the first ones on the list if you click on traffic school information on the Ventura County Superior Court website. That's right. I just shattered them out but but like because I took travel school a couple years ago, you know, baby driver lyricist over here just getting tickets all the time. Fun story though.
But like so anyway, so I, when I took it the first time I did it and it was like super quick like like because some of them like they try to sell you that it's quick, but it's like actually not like, and like all of them are going to be like, you know, fast, fast, fast. But then it's like all of a sudden like 6 hours later you're fucked. Like so like this one was actually quick, but I just had to keep my screen open for like a period of like an hour. But I didn't have to like do anything.
It was just like you went through this too quick, like, you know, it has to be like this long. So then I just walked away from my computer and then came back and just like hit complete like after because I'd already done everything that that was a couple years ago. So I wanted something like that this one way quicker, dude, way quicker. Like I was able to just, it was like 7 chapters, 3 questions, 3 quizzes or like a quiz at each one, but like 3 questions on each quiz and you just answer
them. I would Google the answers if I didn't know it and then as soon as I was done, 25 questions boom boom boom I missed one. Damn. 40 bucks the. Quickest legally allowed the cheapest breaks you could legally have. Like that's just like, nothing about that. No no like it but bonus bonus. Like I just recently got a speeding ticket for going 74
like an asshole. Like in a 65 on the 101 this dude gets to me with the 74 asked me if I like I was swerving because my dog was in the front seat and I was like no I was like eating chili fries because I just picked him up. This is all my way to go get the mushrooms like before the Post Malone show. Like I was in a hurry, like 'cause I just like got off work. I picked up my dog, I had I'd
grab food. I had to go meet this guy and go back to Westlake and like, and it was just like, it doesn't even matter. But it wasn't on the website, like on the court website, like it's not under my name. This is like it's happened like like June, I guess, like 17th, right? Like. I got. I have. But like, is it possible or just let me ask you for your advice, is it possible that this cop is just like, I'm not even going to file this ticket? Or do.
You or do you think that they just haven't uploaded it yet? Because usually like wouldn't it be on there by now, like a couple weeks? Yeah, I mean, I have court coming up and it's because I got pulled over by a state trooper 74. I was going 91 and a 65 coming out Temple, TX on 35 going north. Yeah. Yeah. But right, So it's like the. Four different bro. So Oh yeah, that's big, big leagues.
I I, I I just got on the freeway and this motherfucker hit me at the seven Ford. Like literally I just on like just entered the freeway and he pulled and I looked and he pulls me over and I'm going off on the next exit before I even get up.
Like the grade, like it's like. I've had I've had a speeding ticket and of like there's not one on my records since I was probably like 18. So I don't think I'm in pretty good shape with like getting this one because to I want like deferred judeication or whatever or traffic school. But to do that you had to you have to plead not guilty. But it was weird as shit because it's all the way out in temple. So it's like this tiny ass little courthouse. It's speed trap, right. So I either speed.
Trap. You're going 91 bro. Well, but like you're coming into temple and it drops down from 75. I was passing a truck. They got like four of us. So it's like we were all kind of moving. But it is what it is. But I had to say not guilty to talk to somebody about getting that. So it was like I had to go to Temple, TX for court at like 9:00 in the morning and you can call this phone and call it and talk to somebody. Nobody ever answers the day before at like 83845.
So it picks up the phone. Yeah, it's like oh shit, ask 1000 questions. You just got kind of quiet. Did I? Yeah, they sent me. Still quiet. Yeah, I think you might have upped your mic. Never. There you go, now. Now you're muted. What about now? All good, OK. So they answer the phone and I have to feel like if you show up to court tomorrow, you're pleading guilty and you have to just pay the fine. Or you can e-mail us a plea of not guilty with all this information and we'll call you.
It's like what? And she was like, yeah, those are your two options. So I didn't have to go, but I plead via e-mail and I just got an e-mail. Boom, like 2 days ago. He got court on the 22nd. Think I can do video call. So I think I got to sit down and do a video call with like the County Attorney about trying to get this ticket not stuck on my record. You might keeps going in and out. I wonder what what about now I? Mean, that sounds good. That sounds good now, OK. I'll let you know.
Oh, damn. No, Maybe it was a little bit loose because I had volumes on the Yes. OK, good. You're good. So there I was, right. No. So I got to like so I had a plea via e-mail that emailed me back. Got a video call with this County Attorney now. You're out again. That's swear to God. I swear like you. When you twisted it, it did like change things. So like, maybe you should twist it again. Twist. What I. Don't know whenever you were messing with it like I like. What about now that?
Sounds good again now, OK. The stream is cutting out of I. Know I could tell just this whole weird, just this whole life's just crumbling right now in front of me. No, I'm just wondering when, Mike. 'S going out and then all of a oh there. It is no. Now it's back up, it seems fine. My audios are goofy, it's all bouncy. So we'll see. Hopefully I can keep it off my record, but yeah. Fingers crossed. I've gotten I guess 4 tickets but so the one I did traffic
school so it's not on my record. 1 I couldn't because it was too close to the traffic school so I had so I took the hit on that. This one that I just did traffic school not on my record. And then now we have like a ghost one. Like, I mean, I'm going to like have to like go double check the ticket, make sure I'm looking like it. Maybe it was like from the Highway Patrol and that would be different than the Ventura County Superior Court.
But I don't think so. Like it's like traffic tickets or traffic tickets are like in the county, right? Yeah, you would. One would think. See, I got it. I did get another speeding ticket pretty recently, but it was a little, it was a stupid one. It was 52 and a 45. This guy was a Dick Mike's. Still fucked up. Pulls me over and gives me a ticket and I got that one fucked. Up again, this is fun. Then I don't know, but it's. Like significant. What about now? Yep.
Check, check, check. See. That one's not as fluttery. That seems fine. Cool. Better, yeah. But I'm telling you like if like it does sound fine. Like it's not like it's like sounds shitty. It's like either fine or and also no just cut to like being super quiet. Weird. But like too quiet and then obvious and just like obvious like notice of just like change. I thought like you hadn't updated the notes because I saw the first therapy question, but then I got it because it still applies.
Oh yeah, so it was. But definitely it was because I'm a genius. Sucks, but I was right. Yeah. Let's just get into it. You ready to do therapy questions? Yes, Sir. All right, therapy question number one. It's just a follow up of last week. Diddy Talk verdict came out. So whenever we did the podcast last week, they'd come up with verdicts on four of the five charges. And they were dead. They were deadlocked on the
racket audio. Fucked OK. They were dead locked on the racketeering charge last week. Whenever we did the the show the next morning, they came out with their verdict. That is true. What are? Your thoughts on this? Well, like, when I first heard about it, all I had just heard was like, it was gonna get released or he might get released that day. And I was like, wait, what? But then I read about it and I was like, he's still probably gonna go to fucking jail, right? Like for 20 years.
And they refused to like, give him bail. Well, he won't go for 20 years. I mean, what the charges? Are like 10-2 each 10 years. Well, so he got so there was 5 charges for those of y'all who don't know he got found guilty on 2, not guilty on three. The three serious charges, I'm sure audio fucking up the three the three serious charges like racketeering, forcefully transporting somebody for the means of prostitution and the arson. I believe or no, they dropped the arson.
There's one more but or it was still related, but it was all forcible. So it was like kid basically kidnapping somebody. He was found not guilty on those and he just got found guilty on transporting somebody with means of prostitution, but not by force. 2 charges of that also known as Man Mann man charges but they're not serious crimes like most people man. Start stand for. But I couldn't. I don't know the what's an acronym for? That's what the the acronym, but
you don't even know, but it's. What it's called, yeah, I mean, that's no one's haven't like dumped that deep into it just from what I've done in my research. But that's a charge that normally people get probation or maybe do like a year each. The two charges he got found guilty of carry each carry a maximum of 10 years. But see like Rico, a lot of those, they have mandatory
minimums. That's why that was such a big deal because one of those like racketeering that's going to have it's what, like 25 to life, 15 to life at least. Think each one of them, the lowest end of the spectrum was a 15 year minimum. Now he's out of that, that territory. There is no minimum. He's probably going to get like four more years. He's going to get credit for a year. It's probably going to do about five years maybe.
And they denied bail because in the testimony which we talked about, I told you like the defense did like a really, like supposedly they did a good job of just crediting people, good job of creating conflict of interest and issues and testimony and poking holes and stuff that. Bro, we have to pause this. Yeah, your audio is like, I'm telling you that's like a problematic and like we were going to just turn this shit off and it's too good for us to just waste. Like you got to fix this.
I don't know. What I need to? Do like we could just totally like start back at therapy questions because and then start this again, at least for the like audio, like for like the Spotify. Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure why I'm gonna just end. I'm gonna end. Yeah. Because I'm not seeing as right now it's fine. It seems like it's no. But now it's out. Now it's out, I wonder.
Why it's doing that Check check check check check check I. Like, I can now, like, edit the audio like before, like I like, I used to be able to. And then they like, cut it out like on the Spotify platform. So yeah, like, go somewhere else. But like, now I figured it out so I can splice it. I'm actually going to pause this and we're on to therapy questions. So therapy question number one, more of a discussion.
This Diddy shit. I mean, he got found not guilty on three of the five charges, was found guilty on two of the less serious charges, which is pretty crazy. I mean, what do you, I mean, what are you thinking about this? It's that, like I said, they would have a hard time proving that it was a criminal enterprise. The kidnapping, There's a lot of like, yeah. Yeah, to be honest, like it is kind of like a messy situation. Like even though like we all know he's a piece of shit, like. Oh yeah.
Big time, right? It's like it's like, why isn't he in jail? Like just for like beating a woman on fucking camera. You know, it's like like like that in itself, let alone like any of this like so, but also just like the freak office like are so like absurd. You know, it's like like, and in such like a unique weird fucking thing that it's like, I get how it would be like hard to like. Dude, it's fucking. Figure out like what to do about this, even though all of it seems illegal.
It's like, well, how much of it is illegal? You know, it's like, it's just like we got willing participants. We got like probably people who are being like are obviously being sex trafficked. It's like, you know, it's like there's. Like, well, I mean a. Girlfriend who under duress, who's like, maybe, like, probably not well. So he was found not guilty of like the transportation by force to commit prostitution, essentially like kidnapping, not
guilty on the racketeering. He was found guilty on the two nonviolent prostitution offenses or man man charges is what they're called. And those normally people are only going to jail for maybe a year or they're getting put on like probation especially he's a first time offender. He's probably going to get four more years, probably going to get out in like 2 to 3. It'll be interesting to see.
Yeah, honestly, I really do. I mean he, I mean, there's a chance he gets time served, but I doubt it. I think with all the other stuff. You just have to what? Get time served because he served the time? No, but they might send. In some to five, and then they'll give him four more years and they'll give him credit because he's been in customs, OK. So he's still going to get the time served. For the year, but he could do four more years on top. That OK, that's what I see
you're saying. You're saying like they like do no time because the time served. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying like he'll get credit for whatever the fuck he's already been in jail for. But. There is a chance that he gets time served because most people would not spend that long in federal prison on a charge like that. Now since there's no mandatory minimums, the maximum he could be sentenced is 20 years. But that's if those also run concurrently, so rather so they
run separate. So he does 10, then he serves the other 10. That's the only way it could ever end up being 20 years. It's probably going to get sentence to like one year for one of them, two to three and then like 2 years for one, three years for another five years total, something like that. But I mean, there's a chance he walks. It's totally possible. It's in the realm of possibility. But no, I'm serious with the with, with the nature of the charges and what he's charged, it won't even.
Let him the fuck out of jail. Well, and the reason why they won't let him out of jail is because in the testimony, because like I said, like last episode, supposedly they did a good job discrediting witnesses, questioning stuff. They use the swingers lifestyle defense strategy or some shit, but they did a good job of poking holes in people's testimony and some people are doubting when anybody had to say whatever it came to like text messages.
The way that they didn't have Puff Daddy even or P Diddy didn't even testify. They didn't even feel like he needed to testify. They didn't feel like he. Needed to they felt like that he would incriminate himself well. Yeah, but I mean, there's no point, but that means they feel like they did a good enough job in cross examining witnesses that. That they didn't have to throw the Hail Mary and put Diddy on the fucking stand. Like I mean come on. He was never getting on the
fucking stand dude, like. It's like, I know, but I'm just saying OJ. Get on the stand. Your. Boy. I'm just saying he he said that he put gloves on in front of everybody. Oh my God, I can't even just stop. But yeah, I mean, the text messages, the witness testimony from these escorts talking about how like some of these people would hit them up when Diddy wasn't around and meet up with them, all of this other stuff. There's a lot of dirty laundry flying around out there.
But it's not civil court. So it's it's Criminal Court. It's federal Criminal Court. So I mean, this is a, this is a win for Team P Diddy. If you're P Diddy and his defense lawyers, you're elated this is the best outcome you could potentially get besides being not guilty on all 5 is I. Know and. Then the state, like I said before, they they're going to drop charges.
They have too many. They overcharged them and they tried to make it to where it was some big criminal conspiracy and it was like, Nah, man, it's like 1 dude. And yeah, he sends people out to procure him drugs, but he's not like running like some international trafficking ring. So I. Mean kind of though we don't know where these people are from Like what do you mean? Like he could be like shipping it, like I'm sure he's shipped in some midgets from like fucking like Albania like for a
freak off like oh, I mean the. Whole the whole thing's fucking crazy. The whole thing is fucking weird as shit. But somehow he's found not guilty on three of the five charges. I'm sure government's pissed. They're probably fuming, and they were done without prejudice. So they can't be retried. He cannot be recharged for these crimes. So it's not something that's like up for a jury of his peers. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, but the civil lawsuits have gone like crazy, like since, but it's like they've already been crazy. Yeah, but the. Biggest civil lawsuit he's gonna have that was the most credible was against Cassie and that happened before he was in in prison. Right. He settled that shit for like 50 million. She I. Think the charges were there for a day. She she the the charges. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally a day he got that done quickly.
And the next day it was done. But I mean, there was some interesting testimony, a lot of different and it's a crazy case. This is going to be a a fucking documentary like AOJC obviously. Like you people, there's already documentaries about it. Like I don't even know why you say that. Like I mean. Like a no like a piece. Surprising that this like a. People. People versus OJ style. But yeah, like what is? Has it not already happened? Like didn't 50 hit him with like a documentary? Well.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, what are we saying, yes or no? The fact that he the fact that. He beat these three of the five charges out. Of this, it will be studied in like law school like probably like like how they like handled this like for sure just like how like Israel like decapitated the entire Iranian like Revolutionary Guard Corps and, and took out their fucking nuclear shit like like that operation.
They invited everybody there and, and like, and they showed up like assholes and then bombed them like a Red Wedding. Like I mean like that'll be steady too. Same thing with this. It's like this is how this will be legal. Like for sure in Business School, like business or not Business School, but like in law school, like. Criminal law, yeah. Therapy question #2 Would you visit a dinosaur park island? There is a new Jurassic Park out. I think it's just like fucking stupid.
I don't know why these people in this universe. It sounds like the dumbest universe, like in the side of a movie in Jurassic Park. It's like, look dude, some crazy old man recreated dinosaurs. They killed a bunch of people, they took over the island. Why do you keep coming back? Why do you keep trying to tame in Jurassic? Park, but don't you get like why like a little size about dinosaurs would be like ever? I know.
I know I understand that, but what I'm saying is at some point there's like a drop off in logic where these people keep going back they. Keep trying to. I thought what was this like? What's the like subtitle of this? I don't know, but apparently it's like it. No, it's like it's like something about it being rebirth or yeah. So it's probably like, have you seen it? No, I haven't seen it. OK, so. It's probably like has nothing to do, no? It's the same. So I'm talking.
It's not like they know. About it the same they know that these islands with all these. Shit exists. How do you know? That they know that in this movie it's a rebirth. It's the same universe. It didn't. It's not like I was starting from the very beginning and redoing. It's not a remake. I just. Thought that it's just a. Continuation of the timeline I was using the. Idea of making I didn't know that all of this that would be cooler.
That's what I thought like because I've only seen my like the I was on a soccer team called the Raptors and my mom made like the logos and it was like it was we were called the Raptors because it was like the year Jurassic Park came out and like I've seen that one and maybe like another one, but like none of the new ones. I didn't know it was supposed to be like fucking Marvel Universe where it's like all supposed to
like make sense together. I thought they were just like, yo, like we have the idea of like making dinosaurs like in modern times and we're just going to play with that. I didn't know that it had to like make sense like with each other. Yeah, they supposedly, I mean, they're supposed to. So they have like Chris Pratt, all of that. It's just like, it's just the universe in that world is dumb as fuck because everybody just keeps trying to like, tame these dinosaurs.
Fuck with these dinosaurs. They're even supposed to be there. Let's just reopen the park. What's the? We're just supposed to give up Kawhi because that's where they're at. It's safe. Now, you know, that's why the Raptors, Toronto Raptors are called that. It's because it's the year that that movie came out. It was a fan vote and everybody voted for the Raptors and that's why my mom. Actually drew the logo, I think, and that's how I found out. I was like, what?
You're gonna get it, art. You don't ever fuck around with it. That's right, that's a hard logo to draw. Honestly, wouldn't be easy and easy out here. Being a Raptor I wouldn't go to a dinosaur park island have had like T rex's and Raptors and shit Australians walking around with shotguns I. Would have felt like there was like I just need to know the percentages here like of like like the the shit pop off every time or like it. Looks like dude like 8 Movies OK but. Like like.
I don't know there. Must be people who go and have a good time and like nothing happens to them, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't. I just want to know. How many times like or how many people get to go and like have 70? If you have a 70% chance of it going, great. Do you go to Dinosaur Island? No, 30% is I don't understand. Why is my favorite place on earth so like I might go? I might risk it bro. I mean, yeah, I know it is stupid if like you got a 70%.
No, I'm asking if it's like 99 and like and then it's no, it's. Not it's like. Like you know, you like, you know, it's a risk. It's like, it's like bungee jumping. It's like you're going to probably be fine, but you might die. Like I mean like people make that risk realize. They've regressed a little bit in that.
Like I was talking to somebody that actually about this today, because actually, sorry, yesterday he was wearing a Jurassic Park shirt and I was like, have you seen the new one? He was like, yeah, it's all right. It's like it's pretty good, whatever. But when we were talking about it, I was like in the first two Jurassic Parks, you don't see a lot of people die. Like in the first one, the guy that you see get eaten is the dude taking a shit. You know, he's hiding on the
toilet and it pulls them out. And everyone was like oh shit, that's crazy looking. Other than that you don't really see anybody like get eaten. Maybe the Raptor guy, but even then it's pretty tame and it's just him getting tackled and then it goes black. Now there's like the I think maybe it's 2 movies ago. There's a part where they have this big like atrium because they want to reopen the place. So let's open up a dinosaur bird exhibit.
That's a great fucking idea. Well, the glass breaks, all these things escape. Dude, there's just like a 15 minute just gore sesh of these things. Just like eating people, plucking them out of the sky. I mean plucking them up and taking them into the sky. Well, dude. That's that's the Sharknado effect probably. Like, no, there's no way, yeah. It's like once you get me to. Go on a on a dinosaur island. Fuck that dude. Well, you're risk adverse. You and your people are risk adverse.
Like what do we like? I know it's just OK. No, we all knew that you weren't going. The question was would I do it and. Like Jurassic Park 2, then Jurassic Park three. They bring it to, fucking like San Diego. They're like, let's bring these dinosaurs ashore. That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard ashore. And then we're gonna and then we're gonna trust them to open up a park again later. Hey, All right, We figured it out. We know what we did wrong the
last, what, three times? Now we're on four, bro. Bro, bro, do you understand what timeline we live in? Like none of this sounds like out of bounds to me. Like that people would like agree to all of this. Like they brought in the fucking dinosaur back into the fucking White House dude. Like come on. No man, I can't. Wouldn't do it. Now you're my question real. Fuck up what? It was like super quiet there. I think I was. Just too far. No, it's like it's been fucked
up this whole time. I just didn't say anything. I was going to figure out if I could just like figure it out in the audio. That's. Weird because I created a new. File too. I was I was just going with it but like it. But yeah, it is like just cuts out like every five like 5 seconds it goes either quiet. Well, that's weird. Loud. And quiet. But it's. Not like you can't hear you. It's just like, yeah. It's just annoying, yeah, I'm
sure. Therapy question #3 What do you think the biggest threat to us as a species is? I mean, Brett, did we all just watch what happened out there in Texas? Like, I mean, it's climate change, obviously. You think so? Climate change, obviously. Like Mother Nature never fucking loses under fucking feeded. Like it's like, you know what's so frustrating about climate change though? Well, not probably there's 1000 things frustrating about it, but like it's that like why is it always bad?
You know, it's like I always was. I was saying like there's going to be winners and losers, like some places are going to get better, but it just feels like all of it's bad. It's like, why couldn't the climate change? And it just got like fucking tight, Yeah, but it. Couldn't you be tighter? But really, yeah, it's what it is. It's just like where we've set up our domiciles and like in our cities and our shit like, you know, we weren't prepared for
that. It's like, it's like, it's not like climate change it well, it's no, I take it back like the glaciers and all that shit like might be like unsustainable, but like and like the heat, but like I just being like if we knew that it was going to be like crazy ass, like whether like in this place, we wouldn't have like had houses there and Oh
yeah. And it's because it's changing that that like we're getting like, like we're like caught off guard on it. But but then no, it's just like it, it actually is just unsustainable. But like with like it's gonna get too hot and the fucking like just like play like it doesn't even matter. Like it's like, it's like it's just gonna take over like society. Like bruh. I agree definitely and. We're just all act like it's not
for the. Sake of argument, I mean I'd say some foreign object crashing into earth. That's always what the fuck. How was that the like? Because we can hit a percentage on like the even the possibility of that happening and it's like miniscule. It would be terrible if it happens, but it's not the biggest threat. I'm the same forsake of argument. OK, OK. But OK, and I'll get maybe I'll I'll pump my brakes a little bit because that could end all of human life and I don't think
like. Biggest threat, Like yeah, I don't. Think like, as you were saying, like ending humanity. And I don't think climate change is going to end humanity either. Just think it's going to just destroy like a lot of people's lives. An asteroid that's like 5 miles wide would like does. It even have Does it even have to be like that? No it. Doesn't have to and like that's where that sounds like big, but in reality that'd be minuscule into the shit that's flying around out there.
That would be probably that that'd be you don't scary 'cause you can't you can't really do shit either. What? What, We just hit an asteroid with a fucking satellite on purpose to see if we could do something like that and we and we did it first time we tried and we did it. Yeah, I don't know. I do. I'm not even worried about asteroids anymore dude. Like what are you talking about? Like we have a fucking people hanging out in space all the time. Like we can't like deal with an
asteroid, like coming like. Yeah, but fucking. Nuclear country and just like fucking put presidents faces in mountains like we can't fucking asteroid up. If it's too big, there's not really much shit you can do about it. If it's too big, that's not. True with the American spirit. Oh, I didn't know you were shooting that up into space too. That makes more sense than Was There American? Ingenuity we could do anything if JFK came back We we just got his ass we get AI to like
recreate JFK what's. JFK Junior. Well, yeah, I mean, he's still alive. We don't need to recreate that. Yeah. Yeah, that's what Q says. But I mean, climate change is definitely like top of the list 'cause like you said, there's there's not anything you that you can really do about it. I mean. There is a lot of things that we could do about it. Well, I. Know but but. Once it ha like when it's happening you're just fucked like but you could you could try
to prevent it from happening. Because it's been hot as fuck here and we've had no, and we've had like not that much rain and then it's rained recently and that obviously they got a bunch of rain. But when you're getting like 6 months, 8 months worth of rain and two and a half, 2 1/2, three hours, that's what you call those. What would you say that you guys would get? Atmospheric. River, atmospheric river.
That's a real thing, like. I know, I know you're baffled by that, but it's like, that's just what it is. It's like literally a river of water, like in the sky that's just being held up there like by clouds and and then it just dumps and it just keeps going. Well, I mean, that it was hovering over like Kerrville. I mean, we'll get into that's one of the articles. But you know, climate change is
definitely terrifying. Terrifying therapy question #4 What was your favorite pair of shoes growing up? Oh, you asked me this because my name is Mr. Goody 2 Shoes. No, it's just a good question. You know, it's funny, it's like like for sure, it's got to be one of my like skateboarding shoes. But like recently like for a couple different reasons, like I've been like in a situation with skateboarders, like like one of my recent Co workers and then it's Katie like called me out.
So with you fighting skaters, no. I'm not fighting them. I'm just like in situ. I'm not fighting them. That's something I said. Oh. No, OK, no, I just been in. Situations where I'm like. Situations with skaters. I was like, oh shit, no. Just like that, that I'm like either like at a skate park randomly or like I've got like colleagues who skateboard and are telling me stories. And I was just recently like thinking like, like trying to remember what my skate shoes were.
And it was like, I was like having a hard time, but like, even though they were like important to me. At knees. Yeah, I mean, definitely that. But like, I remember, like I remember like the first ones, like I can like see them in my head. And I'm just like, what was that? Because I wrapped that brand so hard. And it was because they were like my first ones.
And it's like, because like everybody's like, you know, like back then and like, it's like, like you chose like, you know, a company that was like you're shit. And like that was, I was like, well, this is my shit. And I was like, I can't remember them. And even though it was like, dude, like you like loved those. Mine would probably be. I loved I had those black and Gray soaps. Those were awesome. I was going. To say soaps, but I know mine, weren't I? I mine were pretty awesome.
I definitely miss having those. But all I rock now is Vans, like, and I design them like the ones that I wear and like, they're fucking cool shit. But like, but my favorite as a kid, yeah, it's gotta be skateboard shoes. Or I really liked these Pumas. I really like these like Puma California's, this denim on them. They were white. I really loved those shoes. See, they were just so comfortable.
Like always comfortable. OK, I can like actually now that I think about it as a kid, like PF, like they weren't PF Flyers. They're like the black converse that look like PF Flyers. One time, like I had some and my mom and like to me like this was like magical, like I didn't even know like why this was happening like until like I thought about it later as an adult.
But like I went like on a field trip and it was like like out here in California and it was like super muddy or something like, and like it was going to like for some reason everybody was going to fuck your shoes up. But my mom had bought me brand new ones and told me not to put them on, but gave them to me like and told me not to put them on until after the field trip,
but after the field trip. So it was like it was like a Sandlot moment where it's like on the bus, like on our way home and I just like took those shoes off and I put like brand new black Converse on and then I just felt like a like a brand new fucking man was flex. Flexing on everybody, yeah. That was clean. There you go. That's my that was those are my favorite shoes. There you go though, are there? Black blah black converse.
OK, high. Tops. Also had some Dada supremes I really liked, they were super comfortable. A lot of. Different shoes, but yeah, maybe my soaps. Honestly, my soaps, they were too much fun. And then because what's funny is you get soaps and then you're like people like, oh, grind this. People try to get you to grind the most ridiculous shit when you know you're going to get hurt and eat it.
It's a good thing that like those aren't popular with camera phones now because there'd be some wild ass videos, but maybe they. Should make a comeback. They're like what what is Gen. Z doing? What is I? What an alpha doing when I. Bought my soaps, they came with the VHS tape. It's like 30 minutes long and it's just like highlights of people doing tricks on soaps. I still have it still works. Are the tricks tight or are they so?
They're pretty wild. I mean, obviously you're a fruit fruit booter minus the wheels, but it's even worse. But they but I mean, it might be cooler because at least you're, you know, just walking cooler. It's walking off that I. Mean it's cool that super. 90s it's cool that. You could do something like that. I don't know if it's cooler than like being on rollerblades, like come on. No, but. They're just super, yeah, goofy like that.
And the stage, the stage is like the perfect height because you could just like walk right by in that first step or second or third step. What do you? Mean the stage. Like the stage in the cafeteria that there was like 4 steps for sorry sorry sorry. The stage at the at the junior high as what it was called at the time that the stage had a slow stage. You know, like when I'd be on stage, like just, you know. OK, I'm trying to clarify, I know. I got you. I got you in the.
Cafeteria, there was all the wood grain stairs and the bottom stair ran. It was pretty long and ran all the way across that basic, that whole wall, and you could just grind that bitch like all the time, just like, and almost like grind the whole fucking thing. You could really get it going because you could run up to it because it was so low. It wasn't like sketchy to jump on it. Yeah, yeah, I would say. Like now I'm like, I'm like, I don't even know if I had soaps now.
Like I just felt like I did, but because I definitely didn't do that. You might not have been. You might not have been that. I might. Have had soaps and just like was worried, like scared to do it and I was fronting like no, but I don't think I did. I think I think I was like, everybody's got soaps. I'm going to get some fucking that like unique and that's why I can't even think about it. It wasn't like unique. It might have been like Deardex. Brown, Brent.
DC What's really funny too is if I forgot my like running shoes for athletics, I'd have to be like, run the track like in my soaps. It was. Just like heavy as fuck. Those shoes were not light. So you're just like clunk, clunk, clunk. But that's where it made me faster. So like, I mean, you're fucking. Fast dude on the fucking Sprint team like breaking records out of here like shit so.
I would, so I would run, I would warm up before track in my soaps in my heavier shoes and then put my then walk around them and then put my cleats on my spikes. And then because I think that's how I fucked them up, I'd say. Like one of the most like fun things to watch was the y'all like in the like the four by. 4 by 100, yeah. Like that shit, like just merkin pools like that. Like it's crazy.
Like it's just like, 'cause I'd be like on the infield because I, you know, I ran 300, but like an asshole like and just trip over hurdles. But like I was, you know, and I just like watch it. I'm just like Oh my God, like this is nuts. Same. Yeah, I mean, you can still. I don't even know if they make them anymore. 2001 lost control of SOAP. Do you like to file for bankruptcy in 20/20/2002? This. I mean, I'm thinking you can still find some original. How could you not?
Like how has it not like been bought up by like Supreme or like some fucking stupid like rebrand like Kanye? Like you know, it's like come on dude, like every like like they don't even make like new movies anymore. They just like put on Jurassic Park a like we were just saying now they. Just have epic grind shoes. So they just have tons of different grind shoes I wonder.
If there's like a just like like the founders of soaps like hate each other and like it's like Oasis like where they just like broke. They they just. They just did a concert. First concert. No, I. Know that's why I said that because like because everybody was like worried like that it would even happen like and now it's like the biggest fucking show like like I couldn't even imagine how much that shit cost right now. Oh my God, to go to. Oasis like and do you fuck with Oasis?
Yeah, I mean, I like some of their stuff, I mean. Like it's obviously good, but I was like trying to like listen to it the other day and like, it's like, OK, like obviously Champagne Supernova, we're here. Like, but like some of it, it's just like, it's kind. It's not it. Oh yeah, like you 2. I just can't. Like, I don't even get why people like them or like or like not like it's like, it's like, it's fine, but it's like the respect that they get is crazy to me.
It's like, what are you like, what are we talking about? Do they even have hits? Like I can't even name a song. Like yeah. And they fucking forced it onto my phone and the IT will still play to this day. Like if I like don't put on Spotify like automatically and I can't even name it. And it's just like kind of same thing with like, I don't know. I mean, they're good, dude. Like for sure. Like I just don't know. Maybe it's just because they've been gone so for so long that
well. And I mean, it's like they're not as ingrained in our our culture as they are in, like, British culture. Yeah. Like, and also, yeah, I just don't like have like the memories of them, you know, like, like, so I'm sure people like when they were like putting out those songs, like it was like hitting it like in like they just like remember, like, like, oh, that song was like crazy. And like, this is where I was at and I just don't have that.
So I'm just like, like, it's definitely good. It's just like I'm not playing it. I got a couple songs by Oasis, you know, like four or five that I'd like know all the words to and then like so and like I can I can with one of them. Especially like Champagne Supernova, because I remember hearing it. I was grounded as always and I have my radio in my room and I was like jamming out to it. I was like, Oh, this is pretty tight. So then later when I was
ungrounded, it's stickies. I put it on ACD and had a burn CD and then my mom, I was listening to it. My mom came in and it's at that part when he's just like repeating. We were getting high like oh over and over and over again. At the end my mom was just like what the fuck are you listening to? Instantly exploded. That's. So funny. I just like I made me remember I, I I had the 8th grade girlfriend, you know her.
I was so so fucking Chanel with a mix tape and it had Dave Matthews crash into me on it or nose. Deep. Satellite or something like the one where he's like, he's like, and I didn't realize this. I thought it was like a super like the whole mix tape was like PG as fuck, like and just like romantic or whatever. And it it and he's like, lift up your skirt a little more.
Yeah, it's crushing to me and like and show your world to me and fucking like listening to it in the in her mom's car, like, like her mom knows it's my the mixtape I gave her. And then we're like sitting in the back seat like she's like driving me home or like something and like, and she gets like mad like she's like the fuck like 'cause he says lift up your skirt a lot. Oh, I. Know, I know and. I and I was like, I didn't, I didn't know like that this, like I didn't even think about like
that that was inappropriate. Like I'm in 8th grade. I was just like trying to hit her with like a smash. Yeah, it's like like there's like a maybe like one or two like lovey dovey Dave Matthews songs. Everything else would be like crazy to put on like a girl's mixtape. Like I thought satellite. And crash into me. I think that's it. Yeah, or the space between the liquor last for tail.
How about? Like, your boy's not putting that on the fucking Yeah. But then I came out with the love mix like when we were in high school and the first one first opener was like Doctor Dre that does the Ms. as well. Like I was trying to think of the name and I was like, now we're going to struggle for what? Like it was, It's like with corrupt and like they're like, it's like Nate Dogg. Oh. Explosive, yes, Explosive was the first one, so that's fucking
crazy. Like if that came on, that's a great song. That's a great song, I know. The on the love mix. Yeah, that's Tray love. If Nate Dogg's on the track, you know it's a hit. Totally pretty. Get into articles. Yeah, so. Article #1 comes to us from the BBC. This has been all over the news. There's been a bunch of shit all over the news. This is pretty crazy. But US Justice Department finds
no Epstein client list. They say there's no blackmail ring, no lists of clients, no getting prostitutes for rich and powerful people. Nothing to see here. Released. By case. Closed Case closed released. By Pam Bondi, by the way, our attorney general, Attorneys general, I always get that mixed up or whatever the fuck they call him like. But the attorney general of the United States, Pam Bondi, said that she was going to make sure we got the full report.
She said that that the they she had the list and it was on her desk and she was reviewing it. Yeah. And then nothing she put out, nothing was new that we didn't already know, all in the public. Oh, yeah. And so it's like even when like you think like, you know, they're like that these idiots might do something like right for the first time. It's like, I don't even know why I would think that. Like, you know, if Trump's on it, like, why the fuck would it be normal?
Like, of course they like what we got was bullshit. Like, do you trust them to do anything? Well, so just. Josane Maxwell is locked up for 20 years in federal prison. Elaine. For something she was found guilty of doing, which was aiding, abetting in this prostitution ring with clients and procuring women for this group of dudes, right? So she's already in prison then Epstein was convicted of doing this, or was going to be and was in prison, was arrested, charged. Never get get.
Convicted. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Convicted. Never getting out, right? That happens. We had two people in prison, in custody saying that this happened. Now they're saying that it didn't happen, that there was no client list, There's nobody else involved. It's fucking wild. A good breakdown of it is like you got to think as well. So there's always been these ties, and not to make it that way, but there's always been ties saying that there's some sort of intelligence agency, no?
OK, bullshit. Attached to Epstein, now there's pictures of the searches of his properties. That's an anti-Semitic fucking search. They're saying he's like with the Mossad bro, I'm just. Saying that their their whole conspiracy of there being a client list in a blackmail ring which is what they always came down to with Epstein is was he procuring videos? Doing some ditty shit? Getting videos of people in subjective positions to blackmail them and use against
them. I'm sure he did and so but they're saying that that didn't happen. But they did say that they had thousands, 10s of thousands of tapes. And I'm serious, they. Said they had 10,010 thousand tapes. Thousands, thousands of hours of but they. Don't exist at the same time like I don't dude. Like we are living in Orwell's 1984 The Bug. Then then all of the footage and the camera, the photos of his property, like he had some crazy properties in his New York
penthouse. He, it was the whole place is wired like there was a whole room that was like a security server hub of like all these hidden cameras throughout the entire house. So he would bug his house, record everything in his house 24/7. I mean he had full blown security in all of his properties where he could record people without them. No anywhere in the house. What's? So fucking crazy is like I found. The stuff another saying that it wasn't used for anything like
like. Like I saw the movie The Apprentice where it's about Donald Trump and Roy Cohn, his like mentor. And that's what Roy Cohn used to do is like have like parties and then film people doing fucked up shit. And then if it like ever became a problem, he would just threaten him with it. And he had like a whole room of tapes and it's like. It's. Like the shit that like, yeah, it's like, come on, man. Well, and they and they hang
out. The, the, the, the real big tie with I've seen being some sort of intelligence agent and the reason why it's really the Mossad and not to make it like anti-Semitic, but what it is is no. No, I just think that's why people said yeah. Oh yeah. But but, but, but Jazan Jazan Giselle just. Lane. Elaine. Elaine. Elaine. Yeah, like I don't. Maxwell, Jazzy Maxwell, I got. Corrected on the pod by the Super producer. Like early like what?
That jazzy? Jizzy, Jizzy Maxwell her Her dad was a Mossad agent and a prominent blackmail spy, so he shut. The fuck up. No, I'm. Serious. So he used, so he used to collect information on people, but he worked. He was like overseas. So he was known as kind of like this propaganda, I think. About everything I just said then like. Like like Propagandist owned a bunch of newspapers, would blackmail the fuck out of people, was kind of like a dirty businessman type. That's her dad.
Okay, then we already know what it is then. So it's like, that's what he was doing that when she was a kid. He was a story. Well, we all have witnessed. You didn't. Know that. No, that I, Yeah, I just thought they were like hitting him with like conspiracies, like 'cause he's like Jewish or some shit. Well, I. Mean with then. Rich and like whatever or just trying to come up with like like different reasons of like what's going on and and like as
conspiracy theories like. Jeffrey, I've seen, was a math teacher, math and science teacher. He got offered a gig. OK, you don't. Have to explain to me who he is. Picked up a job. Trading stocks. And then he became loaded because he linked up with Wexner who owns like 1 like Victoria's Secret, bunch of fashion brands. And that's really how he came into his money is Then he started doing and running the finances for the Super rich billionaire guy.
And then then he got old and he signed over power of attorney to him to where he could make just decisions within the business. That's really how he made all of his money, was he kind of just got plucked out of a public. Sky but like his ride or die girl. Oh yeah, I mean, she's she's like socialite whose. Dad isn't a Mossad. Makes sense why like people would think this then? Because also we just all seen what the Mossad is capable of.
You don't think that like he's like trying to like influence the fucking or or recruit the dude that she's hanging out with, like who's a who's like a billionaire and like, and like hanging out with fools like come on. Like, yeah, they. Said that, but now they say there's no client list to produce. It's funny because Pam, Bondi Borgiano and Cash Patel, all three of them ran like hardcore. He did not kill himself. This is not a suicide. This is all fishy.
This is bullshit. And now those are the people that are telling us that there's nothing there. Another big thing around this controversy, there is one minute missing. So they released an 11 hour long video to show that nobody went went in or out of Jeffrey Epstein's cell while he was in there. Now, what's weird is the cell that they show in the video differs from the cell that's in the pictures when they release pictures of the of his cell or whatever, it's not the same
room. Like it's not the same room. It's not the the doors at a different angle, like it's not the same room and there is a minute missing from 11:59 to midnight. It just jumps. Jumps a whole minute, I mean. Like, does the fact that like anybody's even like, curious about like? Whether or not he was killed or committed suicide, it's like we all know what happened, dude. Like he was permitted to end his life whether he did it or not. Like because of who he is and
and what he knows. Like that's just a Oh yeah, I mean. I'm sure he knew that if he didn't do it, somebody was going to do it for him. Well, that he had to be helped. Like somebody probably threw the fucking rope in there and said get it done dude, because you're fucked. It's all it was Sheets, actually. Yeah, well, you know what I'm saying though. No, I, I. Got you like he's. In a fucking jail cell ward that
like on suicide watch. How why did like why did he have sheets in the fucking first place? Unless. You wanted to use them. And how soon maybe it was the fucking beside, you know, it's like, you know, like I what I was listening to, it was like, 'cause I was sort of like dorky Foreign Affair shit. It's like, because I'm like wondering like, like, and we just keep talking about the Mossad.
But like, I'm wondering like, how like are there like, like, is the Mossad like, like, like a minister like inside of Iran, like living his life, like, like, like hide the fuck up. And and then like what they're saying is like they'll just pay like somebody like $10,000 who knows, Like where like one of these dudes live and just just for the information of where like they live. And like, yeah, I know. And then that's kind of like there's five.
But it's just like somebody at like it's not like somebody who's like undercover like necessarily like pretending to be like Iranian but not, not actually, I'm sure that exists too. But like that's not like how they like got all this information. Well. And what's so? This is crazy because this is the opposite of what everybody wanted. This is the opposite of what he campaigned on. Yeah. And they're like releasing this information.
It it. Might it might just like divide not a like, you know, it's like like kind of. Is kind of starting. There's that. And and the big beautiful bell, like it's like, it's like fucking up there, like fiscal conservative shit, but there's. A lot of controversy around this with a lot of people that are, you know, social media influencers, podcasts where they're pissed like diehard Trump supporters are fucking pissed because this is the opposite of what they ran on.
Yeah, wanting to know this stuff. So I mean, someone I was reading somewhere they they said it's interesting. If you're curious if the next election if they're going to try to rig it or not, just look at how they don't give a fuck what people want and they're still voting things in that are not helpful and don't help their
constituents. That means that they they're not worried like it's like then they're they can't be worried about, they can't be too worried about being a re elected if they're making decisions like this. So. Obviously like so that's. The thing it's been worried it's a cult. It's like, it's like he can say one thing, like one day everybody's down with it, and then it's like he just changes his mind and it's like, Oh yeah, that's right, too.
It's like there is no like principle and any of them. I agree. But yeah, so apparently, you know, the list is in a list. That's why the title of the episode, the list, it's not a list anymore because apparently there's no list, even though everyone's seen it. Super goofy. Someone asked the question today
in a meeting. It was like Bondi, Rubio, Trump and was asking Pam Bondi about this, the list and Epstein and like, you know, asking questions during this press conference and Trump interrupts and is like, are we still talking about that? We still talking about that guy? Like, come on, you did this. We have Texas, we have all these things going on and this is what you choose to talk about that creep. That's like please like telling yourself more bro.
It's just, it's just unbelievable that people like, thought it was a good idea to put this fucking idiot in the fucking office and then we're just like all watching this happen and there's still people reading for it. That they think that they've like they know something we don't know do. You want to take just a real quick break before we hit the next article? Yeah, yeah. OK, cool. We'll be right back next article.
It's just two articles. This is about the floods in Texas. We talked about it for a second, but you know over 100 people can are dead now. Tons of people missing. We've all heard the story about Mystic, the camp Mystic where all those little girls got swept away. I mean it's crazy dude when you those videos and watching it be them get 6 months of rain and like. Two to like 2 hours. And the the river raising that high in like 30 minutes is crazy. The time lapse on it is wild,
how fast it does that. And if you've ever been down in that area, my sister, she used to go to a camp down in Kerrville down in that area. Yeah, I mean, it, it's a small area. It's not like a big ass town either. So it, I mean, I can just imagine 20 feet. That's crazy. But I mean, right now it says, you know, lives are at stake. Tech. This is from the BBC deadly Texas storm put spotlight on Trump's weather agency cuts.
We did cut make a lot of cuts. The intense rainfall and flash falls are the deadliest weather disaster in the US since President Donald Trump's administration conducted mass staff cuts to two key weather and climate agencies, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Atmospheric Organization and its subsidiary, the National Weather Service.
I I heard it like, it was like more of like like they're using like a texting thing like to like alert people and like it's in a rural areas, people don't have service. So it's like, and they were like they were on point with it. It just didn't work. Is that true? I mean, I've heard all sorts of conflicting stories about who's the most at fault. But I do know that they've made cuts, they've cut budgets, they've drawn back on staff. I know they did have issues getting a hold of stuff.
That definitely did happen. Like it's just like I don't know if like I don't, I feel like it's like almost too early or it was at least like like too early to be like it's like that seems like that could be a problem ofs. Yeah. But like, like, because like there was like a story of like, they can't even like predict shit like this right now because of the cuts.
While experts say the National Weather Service issued alerts in a timely manner over the weekend, the deadly incident carries warnings about what could happen if the NWS and NOAA are not properly staffed and funded in the future. The Weather Service did a good job with information you had, with the information you had here. I don't think that the staffing cuts contributed to this, said Andy Hazleton, a climate scientist who was laid off by the NOAA, where he modeled hurricane paths.
Dang, So the guy who got laid off is like, Nah, I don't know. Yeah, that's. What I was saying with. This kind of event we can see more of if if cuts to the NOAA continue if you make the models worse or have staffing levels lower. So he is saying like the this, it's possible to have more. Since February they've lost 600 staff members. I mean, that's crazy. But the videos are insane. The stories are heartbreaking.
Like it's super fucked up. And apparently there was two guys, there was inspectors who said that like there was no safety concerns. I can't mistake like 2 days before this happened. It's like, no, they like passed their inspection. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, Nope, Shipshape. The craziest? Part was like, when they're like trying to like blame like Democrats or like fake news or some shit for like that, you know, it's like, as if this shit
didn't happen. Like, it's like, bro, you're in Texas, Carolyn, Carolyn Leavitt said. It's it was an act of God. Well. Obviously, if not it. Was like, it's an act of God. It's not anybody's fault, but I mean, it's wild that they got the pastor inspection. Now, we have seen defunding for this. I mean, Trump was saying that he
wants, what did he say? He was like, you know, I'd like to get rid of some of this, like national funding because that's what you have state governments and governors for. It's like, you know, some of these disasters are catastrophic. Like that's terrible. That's literally like, well, not not, I mean, not these red states, but like that's like the California taxes go to the fucking federal government to pay for this. It's not. It is the state's money.
We're just funding it. Like what do you mean no? I mean. It no, I know like when they say that it's just like, what do you like? This is exactly why we like pay the taxes to, to cover it bro 'cause we realize that they're shaking it crazy and like not a single state needs to like be on like on the tab. Like whenever this happens, like we can all like pull together. Especially if you like don't contribute to the to the pool. All the red states, none of them. All takers. All takers.
But I mean, it, the whole thing is it's super fucking sad. I mean, that's crazy. Have some stuff like that happen in the middle of the night. People get swept away, people getting swept away in cars. Like it's just, that's terrifying so. I think I turned on the news like for the first time in a long time. Like I haven't checked out of the news, but like I just stopped watching cable news because it's just too much. It's just like doesn't even make sense.
Like, but I turned it on. I guess it was Saturday morning for the first time ever, like or not ever, but like in a couple weeks. And it was just all the coverage of the floods. I, I like started like tearing up on them. So immediately, like hearing some of these stories, it's fucking nuts. That's. Devastating. You know the count, The director of that camp can't miss it. He passed away. Counselors.
You know what I was saying like to my to the Iron Ape was like they had they like the Chiron saying like 11 missing, you know, from the camp, But but then they would like out loud so that that's in the text on the screen, but it's like out loud, it's 11 missing plus the counselor. I'm like, dude, what is he like? Not a person like can you but 12 missing like now. The the the amount of missing is
crazy well. They were just specifically talking about from that camp and it's like they're just not including the counselor like as a part of like the missing is like 11. It's like 11 children missing. It's like, plus the counselor, plus the counselor, counselor, if that matters. It's probably like a 22 year old. I have no idea who the person is, but you know, it's like, it's like, OK, well. Well, that one guy was older, so I mean, but he was the director of the camps. Oh, really?
Yeah. So I mean the whole thing is just crazy. They just stop letting people build shit like this in these floodplains like it's not going to happen. Well, the. The yeah, that's true. I mean, but that's. So that's what the climate change is. It's like you, you got like, you're going to have mass migration and that's going to be so disruptive to everybody.
And then like whether you like, like immigrants or not, it's like when the fucking million people come in and you're not expecting it, like or you, everybody has to get up and fucking move. Like, like, that's what I also don't get about like when I used to believe that Republicans believed their own bullshit, like like about business and like money. It's like, it's like it's fiscally responsible to get ahead of climate change.
There's money in green energy. Like it costs us billions and billions of dollars, like recover from this shit that we have to spend. So wouldn't it be better if like we could figure this shit out and not have to spend that money? Isn't that better? Like, and it's just like, Oh yeah, they like broke full shit the whole time. Like they just say stuff. Yeah, I mean, and Texas is the only power grid that's not like upheld to federal safety regulations and.
Standards. No, it's not it's not even a part of the federal. Yeah, that's. What I'm saying because like to be a part of it, you'd have to meet the qualifications, right? So. It's it's its own separate entity. Yeah. So it could do whatever you guys do whatever the fuck you want. I guess that's what you just do in Texas anyways. You just take women's rights aways. Yeah, then we'll. And. Then we'll flood you.
Yeah. But I mean, you know, keep these, you know, if you have the opportunity to support or donate anything. I mean, people are like, down bad with this shit in Kerrville if they're not equipped for it. Therapy question or it's our article #3 this from World News AP by Charlotte Graham Mcclay Jury deliberates whether Australian women serve deadly mushrooms with intent to kill her in laws. This shit's crazy, I know.
I read about this before, yeah, like I and then I saw the headline that of of what happened, but yeah. Sequester jury in Australia began deliberations Monday on a triple murder trial for Aaron Patterson, accused of killing her estranged husband's relatives and deliberately serving them poisonous mushrooms for lunch.
Three of the four Patterson's Lithia 3 of Patterson's four lunch guests lunch guests, her pair in laws Don and GAIL Patterson and Gail's husband or Gail's sister Heather Wilkinson died in the hospital after the 2023 meal at her long time Leo Leo Gotha or her home in Leo Gotha, in which she served individual beef Wellington pastries containing death cat mushrooms. You know what she did?
She she put so she put the deadly ones all like on a like all on plates that look the same and then hers is like on a different one. So that's how she like, that's how they're like going to get her. It's like like with intention like that you did this. It's like everybody got like the same looking play except for you. Well it's like why do you have death cap mushrooms in the 1st place she like. Like the story is great. Like she went out and got them.
Like they like have her on the Geo locator, like where she drove out to, like where this shit exists, like 'cause it's only in like a very, like it's like a remote place, like where this should exist. And like, so they like have her like driving to this place and then coming back and doing this. It's crazy dude. That's wild. I mean, so I mean you think she's just going to be guilty? Yes, two year trial I. Wonder why this is such big news, though. It's like, yeah, just curious.
Maybe. I don't know. It's. It's just got like White Lotus vibes maybe? Yeah, I mean, she's accused of researching, foraging and serving them. So foraging. Like she went around and roamed, literally. She had to go out in the wild looking. For this shit actually. Got him not looking. She knew where to go, but she got him. I mean, that's kind of smart.
Smart. You know Natural should have left her phone at home that the GPS tracker on you Dude fucked up. This is fucking wouldn't you be pissed if you die from Beef Wellington? Yeah, 'cause you got poisoned by some shroom forager. Some shroom. Forager and served you a bunk ass meal like beef Wellington. Yeah, I'd. Be fucking pissed. Really. I mean, you think she gets life? Yes, she killed purple. Murder Purple. Murder premeditated. She tried to kill more, right? Like somebody survived.
Yeah. And she's, yeah. Then they like, did they talk about her motive? Not in this she just. Hates them the. Prosecutors didn't offer a motive for the alleged killings. They just no. She did it like we have no they. Suggested a deteriorating relationship between the accused and her estranged husband Simon Pattinson, as well as exasperation with her former in laws which she oppressed. Expressed to friends on social media months before the deaths.
She was just on Facebook just bitching about her in laws constantly but who is that? And then she ended up killing them. I. Know what's that rare ass mushrooms. Dude mushrooms are crazy. Oh dude, she went foraging for mushrooms. It's Australia though, so that's like, I mean. Last article TSA to end shoes off policy for airport security screenings Thoughts 20.
Five years too late. Like obviously it's performative security that's like, and it pisses everybody off and probably costs us billions of dollars. Like, literally like, just like the time and, and, and and stress and and and and just like emotional, like, like trauma that people have to go through seeing somebody else like barefoot through TSA. Yeah. It. Makes no, it makes no sense. We've never like it doesn't make any sense. They just they just the shoe bomber.
Yeah, it. Was the shoe bomber? That guy tried to send a shoe and there was the underwear bomber. So that's whenever they started scanning your body, yeah. But they've never. This is a fact. The TSA in the United States, that was. Never stopped a terrorist attack one. Single terrorist attack, not once have they ever stopped one, but here we are. Here we are. Dude taking her shoes off. Fucking can't put up a bottle of water with us at. Least you can not don't have to take your shoes off.
Now that's good. That's great. I'm just saying like, can we end a lot of this? Like if it's like it's pointless. And again I thought y'all were fiscally conservative like Republicans who put in the like rules in the 1st place. Like, like, what? Was it the George Bush's like lobby patriot? Act Yeah. Dude, that thing. This is all a product of the Patriot. You know it's. It's kind of crazy. It's like what?
Like Trump's like, like if Trump tried, like if the Patriot Act did not exist and Trump tried to do that, like we'd all be like, dude, that's like fucking Nazi type shit. But we just all let it happen back then because we were just terrified from that, everybody. Yeah, everybody was just so gung ho about that. Like Homeland Security ICE. ICE was created with that. Oh. Yeah. Like I think people think like ICE has just always been around. It's like now dude.
It was like created after a terrorist attack by like the Saudis. Who are our homies, allegedly? Allegedly. Also also listeners of the pod also also climbing in the rankings disturbingly OK. Disturbingly, yeah, I think this is a good thing. I'm excited. Just literally my fucking shoes on. Yeah, that's it. That's all I got. Well shout out, sorry for the audio issues y'all but still good one. Any deep thoughts? Meditate, bitches.
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people. Thought that, like, Trump's like, higher for attorney general who was just not even qualified, like would come out here and tell you like, exactly what this dude that Trump hangs out with is up to. Like, it's just unbelievable that people thought that was going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was hope. I mean it's just wishful thinking, but that's like, you know, plays into like that queue conspiracy type shit where they want to know who these people
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