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Talk Birdie To Me

Nick O'Hern & Mark Allenwww.talkbirdietome.com.au

Tour Pro's Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen talk everything golf every week on the most popular Golf podcast in Australia, Talk Birdie To Me. The latest news, issues, and stories from Australia, Asia, the USA, Europe and from the PGA, LIV, DPWT, and everything in between. As two guys who played at the highest level internationally, they tell it like it is, and take you behind the scenes to get an inside look into the world of golf, and we chat to listeners about what they're seeing, thinking about golf and about their own game.


Nick O’Hern reached #16 in the world rankings and is the only player ever to beat Tiger Woods twice in matchplay. Mark Allen is a former Touring Pro of 15 years - played a British Open at Carnoustie, and in his career has hit 12 hole in one's.....you can see the video of one of them here!


Together, this is their podcast - Talk Birdie To Me - coming to you live each week from Titleist and FootJoy Headquarters. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.


A huge thanks to our Talk Birdie To Me partners:


  • Titleist - the #1 ball in golf;
  • FootJoy - the #1 shoe and ball in golf;
  • PING, they'll help you play your best, you can see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting;
  • The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide or the Sunshine Coast, or online here.
  • And Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia. Now that's Betr.


And the watchMynumbers app, and Southern Golf Club.


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Executive Producer: Kaizen Media.

Sound Design: Loud Zebra.


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Episodes

Ep97: Micheluzzi Whacks Mark; Nick Criticises Slow Play; & Why Marko Thought Adam Scott Was No Good.

Massive episode of Talk Birdie To Me today, in fact our longest episode so far. Could be because Mark consistently derailed the pod, but it could be that there was lots of stuff to talk about. Truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Nick has come in worked up over slow play after watching the Desert Classic in California and the Dubai Desert Classic at the weekend. Mark agrees and is amazed when Nick tells him the durations of some of the rounds. Nick gives his view again that stroke penaltie...

Jan 22, 20251 hr 14 minSeason 3Ep. 96

Ep96🏌🏿‍♂️Feedback: Listener Suggestions for 2025, Nick Tells Us His 'Career Sliding Doors Moment', Mark Tells an Awful Joke.

What better way to start 2025 than a bonus pod where we listen to your suggestions for what you would like to hear more or less of on Talk Birdie To Me this year......we couldn't get to them all, but there were heaps! So we run through them, and there are some common themes emerging. During the chat we find out Nick's and Mark's 'sliding door moment' during their Pro career. And then, as with earlier in the week, Mark decides a joke is called for. It wasn't. Keep your feedback coming, we love it...

Jan 16, 202522 min

Ep95: Australian Open, Strokeplay vs Matchplay, Can 35-Under be 'B-Grade'? Mark Says Yes.

Aaaand we're back for 2025. How you doing? Good break? You look relaxed. Have you done something with your hair? Very nice. But back to the pod. We're live from Titleist and Footjoy HQ, where we'll be pretty much most weeks from now, very exciting. And we welcome Titleist and Footjoy as new major partners of Talk Birdie To Me, along with our long-term partners watchMynumbers, PING and the Golf Clearance Outlet. And another new partner Betr, who will have some special offers for Talk Birdie liste...

Jan 15, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 3Ep. 95

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Top 5 Plaques in Golf

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, we remember when Mark came in with zero preparation for his Top 5, then ripped out a cracking Top 5 on golf plaques. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices ...

Jan 09, 20256 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Nick's Top Hilarious Q School Stories

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, when Nick O'Hern could barely make it through his Top 5 Q School moments. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbo...

Jan 07, 202510 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: How Hollywood Star Michael Peña got into Golf

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, Hollywood Star Michael Peña, an excellent golfer, tells us how he got into golf. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore i...

Jan 05, 20256 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Top 5 'Tool' Behaviours by Tour Pros

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, when Tour Pros behave like tools - we look at 5 moments when they did. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbourn...

Jan 03, 20256 min

☎️ Voicemail: Andrew from Wynnum

Welcome to 2025, we're back in the next week or so, with some big news on the pod to share. This week Andrew from Wynnum in Brisy left us a voicemail that we loved, and wanted to share. And feel free to leave a voicemail, it's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are, where you're from, where you play your golf, and leave your message. Couldn't be easier, you'll be done in 60-seconds. We're here each week with the great support of PING...

Jan 03, 20252 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Tour Pro Nicknames

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, when Talk Birdie To Me listener Alex asked about nicknames for Tour Pros. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbo...

Jan 01, 20254 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Tennis Superstar Todd Woodbridge Arrested

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, we remember when Todd Woodbridge was a guest, and told us about the time he was arrested at the Olympics. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best...

Dec 29, 20249 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Why John Daly Caused Nick O'Hern to be DQ'd

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, Nick tells us why he was DQ'd because of John Daly. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane...

Dec 27, 20245 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Tour Pro Hannah Gregg's Snake Adventures

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. We spoke with US Tour Pro Hannah Green, and she told us about her experiences with snakes when playing in Australia. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the ...

Dec 25, 20245 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Top 5 'Dodgiest' Behaviours by Tour Pros

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, we look at the Top 5 dodgiest things Tour Pros have done. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbourne, Sydney, Br...

Dec 23, 202410 min

🏝️ Fun 2024 Moments: Top 5 Golf Divorces

Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are having a break over the holidays, and we are sharing some of the memorable moments from the last year. Today, a Top 5 that could have gone pear-shaped - Nick's Top 5 'golf divorces'. And we're back in January 2025 with the great support of PING, see your local golf shop or professional for a PING club fitting. Just like they have with Nick O'Hern, PING will help you play your best. The Golf Clearance Outlet, great prices on the best gear. See them instore in Melbou...

Dec 21, 20248 min

☎️ Voicemail: Tour Pro Scott Laycock from Hobart

Former Tour Pro Scotty Laycock was listening to this weeks Talk Birdie to Me episode and had a story about 'Two Ball Worst Ball'. If you have a comment over the break, feel free to leave a voicemail, you can do it on your phone and we'd love to hear from you - particularly if you, or someone you're playing with, have a great shot, or their first round, or anything that you'd like to share! It's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are,...

Dec 19, 20241 min

Ep94: Top 5 Golf Moments of 2024, Nick: 'I Wasn't Ready for the US', and Mark Grades '59s'.

Final pod of the year, and there is plenty to discuss! Mark opens with some news that he says is good but can't tell us. Confused? We were as well. Mark asks Nick if he thinks Golf Australia have any firm thoughts on the Australian Open moving forward. We discuss what next steps might be. Mark says that if Golf Australia are not preparing for the next Open, the format, date and structure now, there is a risk that next year if nothing is confirmed by June, they will look 'rudderless'. Nick reveal...

Dec 17, 20241 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 94

🏌🏿‍♂️Bonus: Sandbelt Golf Tips, Sprinklers and Preferred Lies, and Marks Embarrassing Jokes Take an Unhelpful Twist

As we get closer to wrapping the year for Christmas (see what we did there?) another Q&A bonus pod where we run through some questions from the Talk Birdie Wolfpack. Sammy has written in about a young star called Riley, a year 8 fella, who he met at Lonsdale Links. A good reminder for Mark that he needs to play Lonsdale Links. Dan from Brisbane has a rules question from the Australian PGA in Brisbane to do with balls on or adjacent to sprinkler heads. Muttonhead has messaged a joke for Mark....

Dec 12, 202413 min

Ep93: Karrie Webb and a Criminal Oversight, Chili Dips, Nick's Q School Idea, and Marks Good Deed.

It's a big pod today, and we start with Mark telling us about being sacked as a young commentator, who was responsible, and whether he has forgiven that person? (Hint: He hasn't). We discuss Anthony Quayle's very unfortunate 7-shot penalty at the Vic PGA from the weekend, and Nick explains how it happened. Nick and Mark discuss players who copped penalties and still won. Nick brings up one of the best 'even par' performances he's ever seen from the weekend, and Mark tells a story about Peter Tho...

Dec 10, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 93

☎️ Voicemail: Mark from Hawthorn

Talk Birdie to Me Wolfpack member Mark from Hawthorn in Melbourne has an idea about how to treat and acknowledge the various national opens around the world. It's actually not bad, have a listen and let us know what you think of the idea. We'll discuss on the pod. If you want to leave a voicemail - it's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are, where you're from, where you play your golf, and leave your message. Couldn't be easier, you...

Dec 08, 20241 min

🏌🏿‍♂️Bonus: Nick & Mark's 'Best Misses', Adelaide's Best Courses, the Australian Masters, and (ahem) Rakes.

Bonus pod this week where Nick and Mark run through a few questions from the Talk Birdie Wolfpack. Daniel from Ballina has a comment on the rakes at his course - he loves them, Nick and Mark a little less so. Jeremy wants to know if there is a chance the Australian Masters will ever return, Mark is biased of course given his beloved Huntingdale hosted the event for so long. Patto is about to head to Adelaide with his beautiful wife Mel for a holiday, they'd never been and would like to play some...

Dec 05, 202411 min

☎️ Voicemail: Damian from Melbourne

Talk Birdie to Me Wolfpack member Damian from Melbourne was at The Australian Open at the weekend, loved it, but saw a moment where he felt Curtis Luck was hard done by and explains to us in a voicemail today. If you want to leave a voicemail - it's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are, where you're from, where you play your golf, and leave your message. Couldn't be easier, you'll be done in 60-seconds! We're here each week with th...

Dec 04, 20241 min

Ep92: Mark: The Australian Open 'Format Experiment' is Over, it is Beyond a Joke and Can't Continue.

What a weekend! The Open was great, with some exceptional golf played. Congratulations to Ryggs Johnston, Jiyai Shin, and Simon Seungmin Lee. We're live from Titleist HQ surrounded by about a million boxes of Pro V1's and the simulator right behind us. We start with the Open and Johnston - his 'classic college swing', how he's come out of nowhere, and Mark asks Nick if he would have won if Kingston Heath had played like a typical sandbelt course. Nick gives his view and rationale. We discuss Luc...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 92

🏌🏿‍♂️Bonus: Special Guest Michael Peña - Hollywood Superstar, All Round Good Bloke (and Golf Nut!)

It's Australian Open week, we're back at Kingston Heath and today we chat with Hollywood royalty, the brilliant actor Michael Peña. This is a real treat. We start with the obvious - finding out why is he in Melbourne. As well as being an extraordinary actor, Michael is a massive golf fan, if you're at the Open this weekend at Kingston Heath, keep an eye out, he'll be there. He plays off a handicap of between 3 and 4, and tells Nick and Mark what his view of the sand belt courses is, and what it ...

Nov 28, 202437 min

Ep91: Live at Kingston Heath. Guests: Cassie Porter, Richie Ramsay, and Predictions for the Open Mens & Women's Winners

What a week, a wonderful Australian PGA, and it's Open week. We're live at Kingston Heath in the leadup to the Open. A slightly longer pod today given we're at Kingston Heath and there is so much to see and discuss, and we also got excited! Mark entered Monday Qualifying, and whilst he wasn't necessarily expecting to make it through he had a lot of fun and he talks us through the scores that the 4 Monday Qualifiers ended up shooting. We discuss Elvis Smylie's brilliant performance in Brisbane. N...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 91

☎️ Voicemail: Shaun McCorkell from Melbourne

Talk Birdie to Me Wolfpack member Shaun McCorkell heard Nick and Mark discussing hitting the ball into nets to address changes or technique refinement with your swing, and he had a story about hitting into nets as a kid - where it went slightly pear-shaped. If you want to leave a voicemail - it's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are, where you're from, where you play your golf, and leave your message. Couldn't be easier, you'll be ...

Nov 22, 202450 sec

🏌🏿‍♂️Bonus: Fun Nicknames for Tour Pros, Nick & Mark Talk 'Difficult Holes', and Australian PGA Predictions

Bonus Q&A pod today. We hear from Alex who heard Nick and Mark talking about Corey Lamb's nickname and wants to know what some other tour pro nicknames are (or were), very funny, including Markos story about Lumpy the Caddy - which he has told before but never gets old. Daniel has a question about 7 Mile Beach in Tassie and whether it is potentially Australia's Tara Iti, which we discuss. Hef has a question for Nick following last weeks masterclass, we give him a buzz to elaborate. And final...

Nov 20, 202424 min

Ep90: Hitting into Nets = Good. Matt Wallace = Disgrace. Tyrell Hatton = Idiot. Low Riser = Sexy. Nick O'Hern = On Time This Week.

This week on Talk Birdie, Nick and Mark discuss Rory McIlroy locking himself away and hitting into a net to fix his swing. Both highly recommend this as a way to address any swing technique issues. And it has clearly worked given his performance at the weekend. Mark talks about Jonathan Yarwood's comments on Rory's swing, and talks through when Steve Bann was making changes to K.J. Choi's swing. Nick talks about playing with K.J Choi and what kind of bloke he was. We discuss yesterdays voicemail...

Nov 19, 20241 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 90

☎️ Voicemail: Former Tour Pro Scott Laycock on the 'One Ball Rule'

A voicemail from former tour pro Scott Laycock from Royal Hobart today after listening to Nick O'Hern's Top 5 Q School moments, he had a funny story to do with the one ball rule. If you want to leave a voicemail - it's easy, head to our website here on your mobile or computer, hit the record button, tell us who you are, where you're from, where you play your golf, and leave your message. Couldn't be easier, you'll be done in 60-seconds. We're here each week with the great support of PING, see yo...

Nov 17, 20241 min

Ep89: The Golfer Nick O'Hern calls 'A Machine', Jason Day's LIV comments, Lonsdale Links Review, and UFC themed Golf Merch?

We're live at the Golf Clearance Outlet in Preston today, the latest store for them in their quest to take over the world, and it's a ripper. Nick is running late for the pod, he's been playing at Lonsdale Links in Victoria and has had a mad dash to get to the pod in time, thus his tardiness. Mark hasn't played Lonsdale Links, and given Nick was their all day as part of a left-handed day, he is the perfect person to give a snapshot of what he thought - and it's all positive. Except for one thing...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 2 minSeason 2Ep. 89

🏌🏿‍♂️Bonus: Stephanie Lutrell: Titleist Metalwood Development Director

As regular listeners know, at Talk Birdie to Me we have a wonderful relationship with PING, who Nick O'Hern has played with his entire career, and they're absolute guns. And as Nick always says, there's a heap of golf companies doing great things, and we love hearing their stories. Titleist are one of those, and their balls are used by something like 90% of pros around the world, and Mark has used Titleist gear for many years now. Today in a bonus pod we chat with Stephanie Lutrell, the Metalwoo...

Nov 10, 202425 min
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