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In our most disjointed episode yet, we discuss our forays into flash fiction, Chad and Scott talk graduation and we actually have fun with homework. Plus, Mad Max and monkeys!
May 28, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua
A bi-weekly comedy and pop culture podcast in which the hosts discuss movies, television, geek culture and life.
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Episodes
The Chihuahuas Support Sex, Swearing and Soccer in Afterschool Specials
In this episode, the intro gets incepted while we discuss the most recent shows and movies we've seen. You know, the usual. Plus, homework, a very white moviegoing experience and douchebags.
May 09, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Chad Fletcher is the Puff Daddy of the Chihuahuas
In this episode, we reminisce about first cars, mourn our fading youth and talk dead O.J. Simpson. Then Chad bails on us to get his hair did and Scott and Benji have to continue carrying the show. So, nothing different. Plus, douchebags and a new homework assignment.
Apr 16, 2024•58 min
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
The machines are rising as Scott's internet makes its feelings toward our little dog and pony show truly known. Benji unveils his brilliant and foolproof plan to up our listernership, we get a short recap of the best of the Oscars, our annual-ish tradition of deciphering Benji's handwriting is undertaken and we talk about some corny sharks. Plus, another chance to get some free stuff!!!!!!!!
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 16 min
In the Battle of Trump Vs. the Illuminati, We're All Losers
After a brief warmup, the guys recount their excitment of the past two weeks. Benji talks about a very special friend he made, they reminisce about the time Chad was a super cheap douchebag, and they discuss Dune among other movies. Then learn why Scott is the outcast of all civilized societies as we discuss homework.
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Diversity Now!!!
In this episode, we look into adding a little diversity to the group by booting Scott halfway through. Plus, Benji whines about Disney, Chad proves that the eyes are the first thing to go and we talk about that long lost ending of "Big". Oh yeah, and the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 256
We're Backer and We're Bad Than Ever...Or Something
This is it! Our official relaunch episode. Some sound older, some sound the same, and then there's Chad. We discuss Chad's official entry into the Old Dad's Club, do a little synopsis of what exactly we've been doing for nearly three years and look at movies to come. Plus, we abuse a couple of FOPs for kicks!
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 16 min
Someone Check the Temperature In Hell
Holy Crap! And you thought that we were dead! Well, dead inside, maybe, but here's a nice teaser for things to come.
Jan 25, 2024•9 min
We've Been Canceled and We're Uncultured!
Maintaining something of a schedule, we're back! We talk Schitt's Creek, Cancel Culture, the bit of the Golden Globes we actually saw and some awards caliber movies. Plus, we lament the potential demise of the Alamo Drafthouse. Finally, will Chad be able to defend his douchebag title? Listen to find out!
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 12 min
And You Thought 2020 Was Bad? We're Back, Suckas!
What have we been doing the past 8 months? Turns out, not much, but we'll tell you about it anyway.
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Chad Bites...Then Chews
On this episode, we recount our previous 3 weeks that were apparently more important than you. Benji discusses his encounter with road rage and an actual concert in Covid central. Chad takes time to make and consume an entire pie during the recording, and Scott is apparently for the birds. Plus, we discuss anti-semitic actors and football players, why Patrick Mahomes is worth more than the rest of Kansas City combined and we rehash our latest guy's movie night with FOP Will Blanchard.
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 12 min
We've Been Gone So Long We're the Greasy Strangers!
In this episode, we discuss the news, Covid concerns and our hometown's newfound illness fame, and we talk about Scott's ineptness with electronics. We spend a bit of time with your latest streaming options and then we dig in to "The Greasy Strangler". Will Scott ascend to the throne of awfulness or will Chad protect his crown?
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Our Spectacular 250th Episode Spectacular...Presented Spectacularly
In this episode, we ignore all of the horrific world events and talk Pocket City, Animal Crossing, Chad sneaks in whines about Inside Out and Lost and we abuse Nickelback. Plus, we watch what may be the worst homework assignment ever.
Jun 03, 2020•1 hr 7 min
Episode 249...No Matter What We Say
In this episode, Benji stops being a leach on society, Chad explains why he spent so much time on his hands and knees and Scott takes care of a pesky hangnail. Plus, we talk movies, dissect homework and recount our special evening watching "Fateful Findings" with FOP Brad to the Bone.
May 25, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Gotta See the Doc About That Leaky Poo Liner
In this episode, we go in depth on our thoughts on the future of movie theaters, analyze our return to some normalcy and how we think it's going and touch on whether Sam Elliot is cool enough to save a dull movie.
May 18, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Scott: Worse than Hitler, Covid and the KKK Combined!
In this episode, we, along with listeners, berate Scott for selecting what could possibly be the worst movie ever made for homework. We discuss returning a bit to normal life, run down our movies and hear some listener mail. Also, Scott's still the worst.
May 11, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Chad Runs When He Walks
In this episode, Chad decides to gross out not only his friends but the listening audience as well with what he had done that day. We discuss all things quarantine, the re-opening of the state, and we make a phony homework assignment that you definitely shouldn't do since it's no longer available. Plus, we talk movies, television, receive a very special phone call from a listener who makes some salient points about Chad and we hit the homework. Plus, you can hear how Scott's son tried to kill Ch...
May 04, 2020•1 hr 20 min
This Episode Brought to You By Dr. Pepper
In this episode, we recount the fascinating details of our week of lockdown. We actually bring news to the table, Scott makes a ridiculously crude joke that costs us our sponsor and we talk Last Blood, Bad Boys for Life and a bunch of other movies. Plus, we delve into what could possibly be the worst homework assignment of all time.
Apr 27, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Delmore Schwartz -- the Most Interesting Thing About Star Trek
In this episode, Benji accuses Star Trek of plagiarism, we recap yet another week weak, discuss our new trivia endeavor and revisit some old movies that we watched. Plus, we got discuss homework for the first time in, like, forever! And we have a new phone number that can be ignored as easily as our email address!
Apr 20, 2020•53 min
We Recommend Wearing a Mask While Listening to this Episode
In this episode, we're all still stranded at home. Chad and Scott make fun of Benji for dropping too much money to watch Trolls World Tour, we discuss more Tiger King and Benji discusses the emotional scarring caused by CBS's nighttime schedule. Plus, we see the RETURN OF HOMEWORK!!!!!
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 243
Oh My Darlin' Quarantine
It took the end of the world to get us back together! What have we been doing for the past year? Turns out, not too much. But we decide to offer a ray of sunshine (or cloud darkening your day, depending on your perspective) by reuniting, and it feels so good. We talk quarantine, Tiger King and other things that vaguely rhyme. See ya next year!
Apr 06, 2020•54 min
Episode 241...No, Really!
We're back to discuss Chad's trip to Vegas, Benji's experience with a year long squatter and Scott's...uh...height? Chad and Scott have to try to decipher Benji's handwriting as we yet again have our annual Fantasy Baseball analysis. And we re-introduce a character who finally offers what the world has been crying out for: A recurring character for Benji! All this, plus a taste test, douchebags and a look at "Us" and "Captain Marvel".
Mar 26, 2019•1 hr 45 min
Who Invited Hitler?
In this episode, we recap the Oscars, Benji whines about Lady Gaga, the boys prepare for Captain Marvel and we bring back Homework! Plus, a taste test and a surprising reacharound. As if there were any other kind!
Mar 05, 2019•2 hr 9 min
Ready to Plow
In this episode, we recount the sad results of last episode's death nut challenge. We discuss Liam Neeson in "Mr. Plow: The Movie", we talk declining property values and Benji and Scott relive their youth with some throwback music. Plus, we bring back homework! At least for one episode!
Feb 12, 2019•1 hr 43 min
The Worst Nuts I've Eaten Since Prison
In this special episode, Scott forces us to face the Death Nut Challenge. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Don't look for Scott in future episodes.
Feb 03, 2019•17 min
Is This Still a Thing?
After a brief prolonged hiatus, we've finally returned to regale you with inanity. Chad recounts his failure to shake up the electoral process, Benji continues the tales of his never ending kidney woes and Scott does stuff. We talk a crap-ton of movies and television, hit a few books, and Benji makes a peace offering for his continuing health issues, one which he's willing to offer to you, too. All that and a return of our beloved douchebag Chris Brown!
Jan 30, 2019•2 hr 1 min
Holy Crap! We're Not Dead!
In this episode, we finally get all three guys back in the same room for the first time in four months. This podcast serves as proof of life for Benji after his surgery, Chad is still pursuing his dreams of being a sleazy politician (apologies for the redundancy) and Scott flashes some new ink. The guys recap what they've done with their time off, recount a ton of movies and television shows and once again two thirds don't prepare news items. Plus, we read the tons of emails that we received lam...
Aug 24, 2018•1 hr 50 min
Larger than Life...or At Least the Chair in Front of Scott
In this episode Benji and Scott recount their trip to see "Weird" Al Yankovic in concert, including Scott's up close and personal encounter with a jumbo sized fan and Chad continues to lobby to win the coveted podcast endorsement for his campaign. Plus, we review the recently watched "Rampage". All that and a special cameo from your favorite "Zootopia" star.
Apr 25, 2018•1 hr 33 min
Everybody Must Get Stoned
After multiple delays, we finally get back together to record. Benji discusses his awful couple of months, Chad and Scott recap their time as pigs, we catch up on movies and we FINALLY hold our drawing for the Timeless 3D mini figurines.
Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 34 min
Mmm, Mmm Good!
The fellas embrace their porcine nature, leaving Benji behind to try to soldier on. Fortunately, we get a visit from Whatshishead. We discuss digital vs. physical, talk Black Panther and rail once again against lousy movie theaters. Plus, a short term return of Tales from the Theater!
Feb 27, 2018•2 hr 3 min
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