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Tales From The Jails

JEKYLL & PRIDE PRODUCTIONSwww.buzzsprout.com

A gritty, raw and real account of life in prison.

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Episodes

Episode 39 - The Worst Night Of My Life

As I settled and focused, there was a young inmate slumped on the floor with a bed sheet noose tied around his neck. He was alive, but he was desperate. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title M...

Jun 22, 202522 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Episode 38 - The Frenchman

By seven o'clock this morning the BBC was reporting a man knifed and dead in Pentonville, two seriously injured and two arrested. By the time I'd put the phone down on T, a guy had been slashed in the showers on the fives. A normal day in HMP. I am so familiar with the mayhem and violence that my biggest concern is being out of coffee. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts...

Jun 15, 202517 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Episode 37 - The Despicables Come Unstuck

The constant level of juvenile behaviour is beyond what you can imagine, but at the same time it has to be taken seriously because of the ever present violent undertones that lurk. You may be surprised to hear that vanity plays a significant role in HMP from personal male grooming to touching another man's muscles, or at least admiring them up close and personal. My funniest moment has to be with Big J, who's been shaving his pubic area with an old set of clippers. He's six foot five and still h...

Jun 08, 202516 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Episode 36 - Ship Outs + Slashings

Any one of us can be attacked or caught up in a violent episode, and potentially or probably be knifed, slashed, coshed, swilled, strangled or battered brutally and viciously. Who do you become as a result of any of this, when on the receiving end and scarred for life? During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most nam...

Jun 01, 202515 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Episode 35 - Self-Inflicted Death

Self-harming is as common as the cockroaches that appear each evening. The place is infested with self-harming severe mental health issues and men attempting suicide daily, to the entertainment of far too many lads on the wing. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not....

May 25, 202515 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Episode 34 - Lockdown, Ship Outs + Unwanted Headlines

Four lads went in on another inmate. Brutal attack apparently. They tried to cut his ears off because he's supposedly a nonce, aka a paedophile. Worse than the attack itself was the screaming from the lad. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll &amp...

May 18, 202519 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Episode 33 - The Meat Wagon

Crime is bigger than both the Beatles and Liverpool Football Club in this city, and I am nestled in the epicentre of one of the most criminally minded group of men in Europe, and it's chaos of a different kind. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll...

May 11, 202530 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Episode 32 - Swimming With The Sharks

What was it like being GW? It was all crazy as fuck. I used to drink a lot, champagne back in those days. Vodka too... During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on...

May 04, 202525 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Episode 31 - A Billion Pound Head Fuck At 70

Can you imagine being cooped up in a prison cell without any power? No lights, no TV, no hot water and no radio. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the a...

Apr 27, 202519 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Episode 30 - I'm Sorry I Can't Be There

Nothing prepared me for this day. I'm not angry, bitter or resentful, but it hurts. It seems so unfair... During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Cr...

Apr 20, 202519 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Episode 29 - Sex In Prison

It's surreal how the X-rated antics in the outside world still manage to seep into prison. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Crimes Against Po...

Apr 13, 202520 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Episode 28 - Psychos + Powercuts

It's the Wild West of mayhem, crammed in cells are lunatics and psychos, paedophiles and rapists, murderers, drug addicts and violent men. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken fro...

Apr 06, 202520 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Episode 27 - Two Minutes Of Madness

My closest friend thus far is in for manslaughter. He killed his wife in what he describes as two minutes of madness when he just flipped. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken fro...

Mar 30, 202523 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Episode 26 - Haircuts Like Movie Stars

How to make friends and influence people? Cut hair. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Crimes Against Poetry (written and performed by The Shad...

Mar 23, 202517 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Episode 25 - Scarred For Life

Unexpected often equates to being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and a poor guy in his sixties who was new on the wing was caught up in the crossfire and his face slashed. He was only going for his morning shower. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This i...

Mar 16, 202520 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Episode 24 - Life Bombs + Coco Pops.

So many lives shattered. One man's over, a prisoner for life with the M badge, his child only born a week ago, and here I am giving out Coco Pops. If it wasn't all so serious, then you could be forgiven for laughing. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a ...

Mar 09, 202514 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Episode 23 - Paradise On Top Bunk

None of us can guarantee we'll make it to the next morning. It's like Russian roulette. In one breath, one is pleased to wake up alive and unscathed, and on the other, there is only another day ahead of running the gauntlet, surrounded by prisoners who will be happy just to fill you in for entertainment. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely su...

Mar 02, 202512 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Episode 22 - A Prisoner is Dying Every Four Days

One learns in prison to be grateful for very small things, most of which we take for granted in the real world. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the al...

Feb 23, 202513 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Episode 21 - Murder, Masturbation + Mayhem

There are two topics that carry their own stigma, both beginning with M. One is murder, criminal in the extreme, socially and legally unacceptable. The other is masturbation, and carries its own uncomfortable unease, but perfectly normal, and a human condition of the unspoken kind in the real world. Whilst in here, it is a creepy, seedy, unpalatable act that seems to be completely acceptable. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The J...

Feb 16, 202514 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Episode 20 - Listeners, Suicide + Persistence

What an almost comical scenario, four or five Samaritans in a chapel in a prison, with hardened criminals who are auditioning to be Listeners. And the main topic is suicide. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Tr...

Feb 09, 202516 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Episode 19 - Violence Is A Badge Of Honour

No one in their right mind would want to stay here longer than one night in this cockroach infested sewer. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album C...

Feb 02, 202511 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Episode 18 - Prison Gym

If you want to study psychology, then come to prison. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Crimes Against Poetry (written and performed by The Sh...

Jan 26, 202514 min

Episode 17 - Badder Than Bad + Madder Than Mad

There is a war, a battlefield, a frenzy. And someone horrible, never further than a few feet from where you stand, at any one time. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The C...

Jan 19, 202517 min

Episode 16 - Slashings, Stabbings + Spice

What goes on behind closed doors ranges from madness to badness, trauma to terrifying, and funny to intoxicating... During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on th...

Jan 12, 202521 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Episode 15 - Plugged, Stabbings + Lockdown

Daily, I see graphic scenes as a result of the blade slicing through flesh. It's like a cross between a war zone and a slasher movie. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The...

Jan 05, 20258 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Episode 14 - Ringside For The Action

As a result of this morning's stabbings and slashings, the inmates are armed to the teeth with blades to protect themselves. Life in here is as fantastical as it is scary. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trev...

Dec 29, 202414 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Episode 13 - The Murder Trial Verdict

I have no idea how a person processes the notion of a life sentence coming down the track. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Crimes Against Po...

Dec 22, 202413 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Episode 12 - The Jury Is Out

The clock ticks slowly, taunting like a hangman's noose waiting for an occupant. Nobody wants to hear the wrong result. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, o...

Dec 15, 202413 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Episode 11 - Trials = Headfucks and Heartaches

Long days turn into short fuses as hope turns to desperation. Bravado dissipates until there is only fear exposed. During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the...

Dec 08, 202413 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Episode 10 - Prison Does Charity

It reminds me in some ways of The Great Escape meets Armistice Day... During the three and a half years I was in prison I wrote over a million words by hand. Tales From The Jails is a contemporaneous account of my life, and attempts to thrive rather than merely survive, whilst incarcerated. Most names have been changed. The events have not. This is a Jekyll & Pride production. Producer: Trevessa Newton Title Music taken from The Confession, on the album Crimes Against Poetry (written and per...

Dec 01, 202414 minSeason 1Ep. 10
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