We discuss new intros, ten most pretentious American celebrities, We reminisce about Ames department store, Tom Cruise and Scientology, Kate and Matt want to form rival religions, Kid gets academy award nomination, Vote for us, We want to be propaganda, Aqua Teen Hunger Force changes everything, Super Bowl Halftime, Best of the Weekly World News, Matt does awful impressions, B. O. in public, Kate goes out wears dirty sweaters and wanted to pick a fight with the white rapper, Email:talesfromtheco...
Feb 03, 2007•49 min
Kate has a fan who loves picture of her smoking, richest women in show business, http://www.forbes.com/womenstars , wine with funny names, Johnny Depp fixes his tattoo, Kate bumps into new years guy with new boyfriend, Hillary for president, Kate meets JC, reading celebrity gossip, Kate has to give a presentation on 4/20, Kate eats meat at Vignola, we should market adult diapers to young people, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace...
Jan 27, 2007•47 min
Kate tries to steal ideas from Dawn and Drew, Kate wants to hand out Tales from the Counter condoms, We talk about living alone, Kate wants a older husband who will die early, We have a new catch phrase, Kate meets a new guy, We go to see Andrew's band, We talk about the Wee for Wii, Kate gets her story published in the "Girls Guide to the Galaxy" Best of Craig's List, We eat Vegetarian Meat Loaf, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspa...
Jan 20, 2007•38 min
Matt is scheming, We discussed reader feedback, Albums and Nostalgia are bad, Kate and Matt tell music stories, We talk about Wacky Packages and Pez, We talk about football, Bangor is not as bad as Lewiston, Kate finds Addereral, Kate forces a burp, Kate's dad wants a blog, Kate wants to start a band with Andrew, Kate's Jinxed Cameron and Justin's relationship, Kate is getting a new Tattoo, We are getting a forum soon, We discuss new sponsorships, Robot bodies, Kate loved inspector gadget, Matt ...
Jan 13, 2007•52 min
We screw up the intro again, We goes to the rumor girls party, Matt dances until his knee gave out, Matt tried to do a ska dance during the podcast. Kate ditches the party early for a guy, Kate creates positive energy with the rapper and the bikini fighter, Kate dukes it out among the neighbors and gets knocked on her ass, We discuss the Dumping Season, Kate and Matt tell valentine stories, Voice Mail or email us if you want to drink whisky and pass out with Kate on valentines day, 12 year olds ...
Jan 06, 2007•51 min
Matt screws up the intro, Matt and Kate are in different places thanks to skype, Kate went to Denver and Matt is in Pennsylvania, Kate gets stuck in Denver Blizzard, Kate Catches up on MTV, Matt has a Christmas Party, Matt talks about Holiday weight loss plan, Kate was called into work but was too drunk in make coffee, Matt and Kate give out Tales from the Counter Refrigerator Magnets. Matt Has fun with niece, Matt's 11 year old relative has a Razor Phone, My Space Profile and a Paintball Gun, K...
Dec 30, 2006•51 min
We randomly call skype users, Kate vs the Dirt Coalition, Kate Wins, Kate's rapper calls during our break, Matt's condo association has a chrsitmas party, Kate makes dessert, Kate wants open an perverted bakery, Kate hangs out in the men's room. Kate will not call her Illegitimate kids bastard, Kate hates Cat Poop, Everyone mispronounces Matt's last name. email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com , leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter . The Music in...
Dec 10, 2006•58 min
Kate does no caffeine no sugar, no meat, no guys. Kate's pee turns funny colors from drinking strange health drinks, Lindsey Lohan is in recovery, Matt has turkey at long lost cousins house, Lewiston-Auburn is almost Portland, Kate gets drunk dialed by Matt and Frank of the Rumor Girls Uncut, Kate gets hammered with Uncle, Matt's brother has computer problems, Matt has lots of vacation time this Christmas, Matt and Kate talk about Christmas Shopping, Kate hooks up with the rappers, Matt works to...
Dec 02, 2006•1 hr 4 min
Matt and Kate talk about cranberry sauce, we tell each other what each of us should be thankful for, Kate gets hammered and falls on the Saturday Night Fever dance floor and steals Christmas ornaments, Matt's Dad makes inappropriate remarks, Kate talks about transsexuals during family dinners, Kate is turning Vegetarian, We talk about tomcat, L. Ron Hubbard is Matt's Hero, Matt buys a Dianetics book, Kate thinks Scientology is stupid, Matt was in a fraternity, Kate laughs inappropriately at Plan...
Nov 25, 2006•1 hr 6 min
Matt's Life has no drama, Kate gets into spat with downstairs neighbors, gets private note posted on the internet, any rebuttals by friends please call at 207-221-2679, Kate wants to lose 5 pounds and a six pack, Matt can't afford to be KFed's sugar mama, Kate cheats before breaking up, Guys break up harder than women, Guys need space to process emotion, Kate wants to experiment on little boys and girls, Men and Women are different or the same, Kate writes fake book jacket when she was a little ...
Nov 18, 2006•58 min
Kate and Matt come up with Rap Names for each other, Kate has punks living next door, Kate doesn't call the ambulance, Bikini Fighter found his glasses and tries to rap, Kate runs into Karla and Frank of the Rumor Girls on Halloween, Kate wants to be a Metal Heads, Matt goes to Florida and help shrink a shed, Matt didn't win a big prize at the trade show, Kate talks with Matt's old boss about his Home Theatre, Kate and Friends acted like brats in front of the Big Easy. Kate is wondering how to p...
Nov 11, 2006•47 min
Leave a Voice Mail at 207-221-2679, This was recorded Friday, Oct 27 since matt is going to Florida, Kate is a Zombie and a Devil for Halloween, Kate has a new crush, Kate wants to be a librarian, Kate gives the an old hookup the brush off at the library, Matt doesn't go to Amigo's very often but still knows half the people there, Kate hangs out at the library with the homeless. Kate envies the homeless in the summer, Matt doesn't turn on the heat in the condo, Kate is house sitting for Matt and...
Nov 02, 2006•51 min
Call our voicemail 207-221-2679, Kate falls off the wagon, drinks wine, eats red meat, and smokes cigars. Guys in Auburn got killed over spilled beer. Kate spills beer in cars and drives by District Court, Matt got arrested for fireworks, Kate has done bad things, she will tell you if you e-mail us. Kate needs to channel her inner bitch, Kate is undecided about the corn maze, Matt is going to florida, Kate is housesitting at Matts. Brush with Greatness or celebrity gossip, Kate talks about being...
Oct 26, 2006•56 min
Call our voice mail line 1-207-221-2679, Our Guest, Joe S. Harrington Publisher of Kapital Ink and author of Sonic Cool declares Rock and Roll Dead, Kids be an individual, Portland Media is small, The Local Alt. Weekly phones it in with Point- Counter Point, The local daily paper music reviews are wimpy, 300th millionth person would cry when interviewed by the Media, Kate gives mom a Happy Birthday Shoutout, People can't get old, Music Doesn't Matter, Portland Heavy Metal Music is Honest, Draft ...
Oct 20, 2006•1 hr 8 min
Matt Changes the intro, Kate quit the butts and wants to quit food, Kate goes to hot yoga and doesn't drink water, but lots of Coffee, Kate reaches for fancy water instead of booze, Kate's parents use Poland Spring Water to flush the toilet. The Science of Sleep, our superfan Nate leaves us a voice mail, Kate tries to be perfect, Matt eats too much, Kate hates the cube, Older guys with younger women, Kate hates guys who talk about video games, Kate likes older guys who talk, Kate gets Liza hooke...
Oct 14, 2006•57 min
Matt sounds like a girl, The Coffee shop has issues with crazy people, Kate cowers in stairwell, and Matt gets punched in the nose and hides from Cops. Kate lets people get away with stuff. Do the ladies love Chandler Woodcock? Kate berates college newspaper columnist Jake Christie, Matt Twiddles his knobs, Kate has a dry spell, Kate stalks past blowoff, People are hot in their own way, Kate's friend busts up with a guy like they did on Sex in the City, Kate steals from Adam Curry, Kate doesn't ...
Oct 07, 2006•57 min
Kate's most bestest friend Liza is our guest, College Dropout-Beauty School Knockout, Liza decked a girl and her boss got deported, Kate pretends she is Mariah Carey, Girls are mean to each other, but guys do it too, Kate worries about being liked by customers, Episode III of the Starbucks-Dunkin Donuts wars, Kate almost does a spit take on the Microphone. Beauty School Knockouts like Extra Sugar, Kate doesn't like to wear baked goods, Liza likes to eat like French women, Matt ate in France, Kat...
Sep 28, 2006•54 min
Matt and Kate go to Rebel Roots fest, Kates Crush makes the papers, We were guests on the Rumor Girls Uncut www.rumorgirls.com , Kate eats spinach during E-Coli outbreak. We bought food, People bought food for the weekend, Matt has special swordfish recipe, People buy interesting things for their weekend at the grocery store. Kate gets cookies from kids at the Laundromat; Kate wants to stalk friends on Match.com. Kate is trying to fix up matt. Kate is a book nerd. Matt has to give his cat a pill...
Sep 23, 2006•44 min
Matt ate the topic, Matt can't help being a steeler fan, Kate loves football but has limited knowledge, Matt watches football and complains about his lame friends, More superfan shoutouts, DVR is Not TIVO, Battle of the Corner Stores, Dating Coworkers using Sexual Harassment, Kate is having Delusions of Grandeur, Know you audience, Little Miss Sunshine, Bebe Buell Loses wedding ring under porch at java net, Kate still on wagon, Kate meets old boyfriend at Foreplay, Kate acts out to make people b...
Sep 14, 2006•53 min
Kate loves podcasting, New superfan, We need a logo, t-shirt and other promotional items, Kate gets Sexual Harassment Training, Russian Women's is as boring and long winded as Russian Men's literature. Kate is on the no fly list for being a Women's Studies Major, Oprah is an easy target, Kate wants to be a internet celebrity, Kate gives number to another guy she has absolutely no interest in part 2. Friendly toast guy did not call. Kate's friend tries to get Kate to go off the wagon. Kate wants ...
Sep 09, 2006•55 min
Kate gets dumped, Matt gets hit on at bus station by jazz guitar player, Old man asked Kate to marry him at bus station, Matt meets old man who knew something about every town in Wisconsin, Kate wanted a cheese head but mom would not let her. Matt fell into sexual innuendo, Matt showers with naked men in the eighth grade, Kate can't climb rope, Kate destroys body trying to pass stretching test, Kate is single but not looking, Kate gives her number to another guy she absolutely no interest in dat...
Sep 01, 2006•1 hr 10 min
Kate fell off the wagon, Kate asked Phil's brother what kind of Porn he downloads, Kate gets busted talking smack about Karla of the rumor girls, Kate wears 70's cop sunglasses, Matt blew off recording on Thursday to eat at Fore Street, Sales Reps use taking clients out as an excuse to party on the company dime, Kate tries to avoid creeps and perv's, Kate's give phone number to guy she has no interest in Dating. Kate is worried about sounding Dumb,Matt struggles with technology, Kate goes shoppi...
Aug 21, 2006•37 min
Cultural Survival through Lego space ships, Kate quit drinking, decides to post sticky notes instead, Kate loves knife safety, Matt and Kate wake up in strange places after drinking, Kate wakes up with ferret, Matt Defends cousins honor, Kate doesn’t use bottle return money for IRA contributions, Matt looks at art in dark room, Kate is designated driver to strip bar i.e Kate’s goes to high school reunion, Sorostitutes like Miller lite and jello shots, Kate’s crew define new words. Kate’s mom dre...
Aug 13, 2006•1 hr
Going away parties, Punk Rock Hovel, The kids today don't appreciate sublime, motorcycle riding TV cowboys, TV steak houses, Freak-perv Tab, middle school mustache, nice is not good, Bikini Fighter 3, running and pigging out, Matt eats too many chips, Joe's Smoke Shop, Drinking on the Bus, Matt's Old Moped, Kate Ditches Car, Matt's overdue library book, Kate meets old coma victim at Amigos, Kate makes Matt Feel Old, Kate's Kindergarten Fashion Disaster, Matt's First Latte, Talking Caller ID, Ema...
Aug 05, 2006•57 min
Pirates of the Carribean, smoking, Matt's cube, Stealing office supplies, Drinking on the job, Too friendly with customers, Bikini Fighter II, Federal Marshals.Email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com , leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com
Jul 29, 2006•45 min
Kates crazy charity roommate, Kate's Bikini Fighters, Matt's Underwear Thanksgiving, Kates Bake-Off, The Rumor Girls- our inspiration, Kate's crappy Computer, Matt Should of gotten a Mac. Email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com , leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. this is our first show so forgive the production values. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com...
Jul 22, 2006•43 min
