Some call him Chinatown. Some call him the whore whisperer. But he'll always be Bob in Vegas to us. Bob talks about bargain shopping for prostitutes, why you should stay away from street walkers and the finer points of sex tourism. Plus why you should always read the yelp reviews and is Brian a captain save a ho? You thought your Thanksgiving was awkward.
Jul 12, 2023•59 min•Ep. 18
Sometimes you gotta Elton John it. It's been a great month for Fobes. A Tony Award, being part of the Golden Knights Stanley Cup win, and a pool party with the Nuge. Plus cracking down on excess water usage, the world's least sexy flamingo and when will the madness that is emotional support animals end? I wish I was lucky enough to see an apartment fire.
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 17
Just minutes after the Golden Knights hoist the cup, Tony and Brian grab a chat. They discuss how often comics should refresh their material, pretending to care about division three college women's swimming and Target transforms into a gay bath house. Plus a cameo rabbit hole and what Tony thinks about little person porn. Wait, do you think To Catch A Predator is a dating show?
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 16
Come on in, close the door. The SFYL crew are back to talk about the perils of low stakes poker, lifestyle hobbies that have gone by the wayside, and surge pricing. Plus, tales from the ER, getting roasted by chat gpt and what y2k likes to do over breakfast. Man, Mark and Jess sound awesome
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 15
Today's episode discusses Fobes' Tony nomination, a working definition of woke and a weirdly long discussion on old school porn purchases. Plus Brian's disassociative personality disorder and Fobes loses his virginity in grade school. Someone has been jizzing on the shelves.
May 17, 2023•59 min•Ep. 14
Is it a delicacy? A racial slur? Who can tell. This week we discuss the coronation, unfuckable shorts and a Taco Bell hellscape. Plus how close are any of us from becoming a hoarder and Brian gets a sweet surprise. I think I've watched all of Netflix.
May 10, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 13
On today's show we discuss the pros and cons of DNA testing, the hot mess that is XFL in Vegas and when Realtor meetings go bad. Plus insane traffic issues, what will fobes do for money, and it's the official beginning of mooching season! Be mad or don't, Bud Light already won.
Apr 19, 2023•52 min•Ep. 12
When karaoke night goes bad This week we discuss Tony's successful art show, the finer points of asmr and why the most entertaining part of Brian's comedy gig happened on the side of the road on the way there. Plus the ballad of Tommy and Fyrefirl, why "rock star" comics are rarely very good and a boner pills solo mission. What's happening? What's happening?
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 11
The more things change, the more they stay the same. It's the return of Wooden Spoon, and boy does he have some stories to tell. We start off with some classics like the mouthwash std redemy and the condom wrapper that wasn't, then we here about his unique living situation and when edibles go bad. Are you interested in recording a true crime podcast in advance?
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 10
Love a corn related musical. Fobes is back from New York and we talk boner pills, conspiracy theories and Spring Break fiascos. Plus the rise and fall of the Eastside Cannery and will the A's ever move to Vegas? I demand you report on all of the dead hookers!
Mar 22, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 9
Time for a little frontier medicine. Today's episode features a debrief of the Amazing Rando, the worst way to recover from a vasectomy and Chris Rock going scorched earth in his new special. Plus a brief history of TAICon and hie Tom Brady almost ruined stand up comedy. I don't think you know what the word "fan" means.
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 8
It doesn't mean what you think it means. Well, it's rando, so you're gonna hear about fast food, vice president conspiracies, collectibles and of course, big boobs to you all!
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 7
Never negotiate with a Thai prostitute. Today's episode recaps one of the most infamous stories in Tai history. Plus what happened to the Rio, Fobes' fitness journey and Brian breaks up a pedophile ring. Ok. One of those was a lie…
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 6
I sip and savor, my Jameson true love Each drop a sweet caress, from heaven above A Gatorade bottle, my trusty friend For when nature calls, on this love I depend Maybelle, my partner, she doesn't understand Why I choose to hold this bottle in my hand But my love for Jameson, it runs so deep And in my moments of need, it's the only company I keep Some may say it's a habit I should break But they don't know the joy that this love can make Jameson, my whiskey, my heart's desire With every sip, my ...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 5
The legends behind the Sorry For Your Luck podcast co host today. They have more lists than you can, well, list. Plus a Superbowl prop preview and favorite BMo stories retold. Three words, I…Got…Lasties…
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 4
MoFobes makes his costing debut as we discuss his sordid past, many jobs, and relationship status. Plus how he went from Fort Blanket squatter to soon to be homeowner and a top 10 vegas news segment for the last 10 years. Are you really a mooch or just the world's finest long con artist?
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 3
Today's walk down memory lane includes Tony's origin story, a 90's music quiz and pandemic hobbies. Plus a big thank you for a big first week! We're starting at 6:30. I need to be in bed by 8.
Jan 25, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 2
After nearly 10 years Brian returns with a reboot worthy of cheesy 80s movie. He and Tony talk about how we ended up here, Brian's life over the last decade, and how a passion to entertain morphed into a passion for a well curated dvr. I'm pretty much the Captain Kirk of podcasting.
Jan 18, 2023•57 min•Ep. 1