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Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t

The world is a garbage fire, so join your two favorite cockroaches: best friends and comedians Syd Heller and Olivia DeLaurentis (Syd & Olivia) as they write unhinged children’s stories, irritate their guests, and ask the important questions like "are horse cops even necessary?".
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Episodes

WE'RE JOINING CULTS!

The hilarious and 1/2 of a set of twins, DYLAN ADLER joins us for a talk about celebrities doing twin-face, cults we would 100% join, and Love Is Blind! Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:20 | Our Guest Dylan Adler! 01:20 | Dylan's Gay Trip 02:53 | Dylan's Twin Toks 04:35 | Hollywood Has A Twin Face Problem 06:50 | We Need More Twin-presentation 08:42 | Coming Out To His Twin 11:49 | Speed Bonding with Dylan...

Apr 29, 202547 min

WHIPPING IT OUT AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE! 🏰

Our Renaissance Faire crush Aaron Bonk is finally here!! Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:12 | Intro 02:37 | Ye Olde Aaron Bonk! 07:38 | We Have Renaissance Faire Questions! 10:34 | When The Whipping Began 14:14 | Aaron Bonk's Safe Word For Today 14:47 | How Freaky is The Renaissance Faire? 20:14 | We Harass Aaron Bonk w/ Our Old Renn Faire Experiences! 28:20 | Can We See Your Whips????? 30:32 | THE WHIP S...

Apr 22, 202546 min

💦 TAKING A BATH W/ TONY CAVALERO!

Our guest this week is a force of nature and one of the stars of HBO's Righteous Gemstones, Tony Cavalero! And I know what you’re thinking: “You guys probably make him take a bath with you the whole episode.” Well, VERY SPECIFIC guess and CORRECT!! Everyone was very uncomfortable and wet for over an hour. Maybe this was a mistake? You be the judge! Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:32 | TONY CAVALERO! 02:20...

Apr 15, 202551 min

❤️ FANTASY LOVE ISLAND - CASA AMOR BEGINS! ❤️

Welcome back to the big bad podcast for you! This week Syd & Olivia rummage through 15 years of text messages to each other before getting into one of the most anticipated Love Island Fantasy Bracket episodes to date! It's time for CASA AMOR! ❤️ Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:08 | Intro 02:02 | When Was This Text From & What's The Context? 17:05 | Is This A Universal Experience Or Just Me?? 26:45...

Apr 08, 202551 min

IS SMOSH SERVING?? W/ TOMMY BOWE

This week the force of nature that is Tommy Boew joins us on the podcast! Use code TALK10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order*. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TALK10 $20 max discount Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:29 | Intro 01:14 | Tommy Bowe! 02:20 | Performance Enhancing Powdered Drink Challenge 07:00 | Tenting But Not The Camping Kind 10:01 | Tommy's Safe Words 12:09 | Serving 15:27 | Seat Geek! 16:37 ...

Apr 01, 202558 min

GETTING IN A REAL FIGHT! 🤼

If this week's episode was a Nickelodeon Double Dare segment, it would be a Physical Challenge. We're back with a solo pod and the girls have notes, Olivia drops bloody Crow Baron lore, and we find out what has been happening in the Villa! Listen to the show on the go! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2j0iQxY9Pf0h4mXEOFxgmk?si=a95ba3e2a2844ec4 Chapters 00:30 | Intro 01:35 | Syd Wants A Physical Altercation 06:10 | Olivia's Weekend at the Emmys 08:09 | Syd Went To A Real Housewives Live Sho...

Mar 25, 202551 min

👀 LOOKING THROUGH STRANGERS' WINDOWS W/ ZACH WOODS!

This week Syd and Olivia welcome actor and comedian (Silicon Valley, The Office) Zach Woods! Zach brings the girls some sponsorship opportunities, and also regales us with stories of problematic business managers and explains a freaky occurrence that happened when he looked through the window of someone's home! Use code TALK10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order*. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TALK10 $20 max discount Chapters 00:44 | Intro 01:57 | Everyone Goes Wild For Zach! 02:24 | Who's Callin...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 6 min

SEXIEST INSTRUMENTS W/RACHEL SCANLON!

This week Syd and Olivia welcome comedian Rachel Scanlon! This could be the start of a truly special relationship or borderline invasive as the girls do their best to get to know their hilarious new best friend! Chapters 00:33 | Intro 01:23 | Rachel Scanlon!! 04:54 | Rachel's Fantasies About Being Tall & Saving Her Friends 07:11 | Top Most F**kable Instruments 12:18 | The Girls Speed Bond with Rachel 24:46 | Is This A Lesbian? 43:22 | Guess What's Wrong With Olivia? 48:49 | We Have Notes Feb...

Mar 11, 20251 hr 1 min

A.i.CARLY W/ JERRY TRAINOR!

This week Syd and Olivia welcome the very funny Jerry Trainor. Of course you know him from Nickelodeon and but maybe now you will know him as Jerry Trainor the man with 38 Green Flags. Huge episode as the girls catch Jerry up on Fantasy Love Island, confront him with his reviews from Tea, and force Jerry to act out a scene of iCarly written entirely by A.I.! Chapters 00:34 | Intro 02:14 | When Jerry Finally Sits 05:26 | Jerry Also Loves the Villa Yeah? 09:21 | Fantasy Love Island! 21:20 | Jerry ...

Mar 04, 20251 hr 3 min

SHAYNE TOPP'S BACHELORETTE PARTY! 🎉

Syd & Olivia are joined this week with the man, the myth, the legend himself, Shayne Topp! And what better way to welcome their newly married guest than to throw him a retroactive BACHELORETTE PARTY! What follows is a lot of laughs and even a few cries. Chapters 00:00 | Intro 00:44 | Hello Shayne! 02:20 | Shayne Got Married 03:00 | Shaye's Retroactive Bachelorette Party! 05:30 | Doing Makeup & Talking About Boys! 11:00 | Shayne How Do You Get A Good Man? 12:22 | Favorite type of Boys 16:...

Feb 25, 202550 min

❌ ANGELA GIARRATANA IS CANCELED! ❌

Syd & Olivia are back this week! They're joined with their old pal - the wickedly talented Angela Giarrantana. They talk about the moment Angela realized she was going viral, process Olivia's home invasion through play, apologize to Moo Deng, and welcome Angela to the Villa in this week's Fantasy Love Island. Chapters 00:00 | Intro 00:45 | Hello Angela! 01:30 | Angela's Sandwich Dealing College Days 05:06 | What ____ Is This ____? 16:49 | Angela's Guide To Getting Out Of Jury Duty 18:22 | BO...

Feb 18, 202556 min

Courtney Miller Is A Podcast Bro!

This week, Syd and Olivia are out of town on official government business which means it's BRANCH & GREVORR week! The guys invite sigma king Dominic Patron to chat about how he handles betas, maintains his sigma status, and what the frickin' deal is with his ex-GF Courtney Miller who just got married! Sh*t! Chapters 00:00 | Intro 00:39 | Dominic Patron's Story & Rise To Small TikTok Fame 03:59 | Branch Orders a Cameo 06:00 | Grevorr Explains the 7 Kinds of Men 12:35 | Dominic Tells the B...

Feb 11, 202552 min

THE LAST DIAPER

This week, Syd and Olivia start the podcast by playing If They Were A ___ What Would They Be? Then its time "Guess What's Wrong With Olivia!", after which, we hear about Syd's adventure in a diaper. Then We Have Notes makes a comeback, and this week's Love Island is a Bits You Missed episode. Very solid episode with LOTS of feet talk. Chapters 00:00 | Intro 00:25 | If They Were A ___ What Would They Be? 07:42 | Guess What's Wrong With Olivia! 11:12 | The Last Diaper 14:47 | We Have Notes 27:35 |...

Feb 04, 202546 min

WE'VE BEEN GASLIT!

This week, Syd and Olivia talk about the nationwide gaslighting moment that just happened with Tiktok, give the most dramatic Love Island Fantasy Bracket update yet, and tell you all of the stupidest games you can play when you are unwell. Bonus content on our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jan 21, 202543 minSeason 3Ep. 16

SYD'S 13th BIRTHDAY

Well, it's Syd's 13th birthday so it's time for a very special, surprise episode by Olivia. Get ready for an ABUNDANCE of wet wipes because this is about to get messy. WET WIPE TIME! (For Syd's birthday, she'd love if you'd donate to Direct Relief to help the victims of the LA wildfires) Bonus content on our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Jan 14, 202543 minSeason 3Ep. 15

NEW YEAR NEW IDENTITIES

It's the big bad new year for you! This week, Syd and Olivia list off their very accurate 2025 predictions, do a stunning Love Island Fantasy Bracket update, and ask a really important question about mankind. Bonus content on our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 07, 202540 minSeason 3Ep. 14

2024 IN CURSED PHOTOS

In the New Year's Eve episode of Syd & Olivia Talk Shart, the girls realize they fully forgot what happened this year and go through their individual camera rolls to jog their memories. The photos and videos they present are.... absolutely cursed. Check out our Patreon for bonus content: https://patreon.com/syd_and_olivia?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Dec 31, 202451 minSeason 3Ep. 13

CURSED CHRISTMAS SONGS

Wow wow wow its the big holidays for me. This week, Syd and Olivia break down haunted lesser known lyrics to Christmas songs, write their own bad lyrics, and give you an update on their current favorite cursed holiday reality show. Plus, some of the craziest Fantasy Bracket Love Island drama yet!! Check out our PATREON to get BONUS content from ya girls: patreon.com/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Dec 24, 202445 minSeason 3Ep. 12

WE'RE BABIES

On this wittle episode of this wittle baby podcast, Syd and Olivia pull their inner children out of their cold, empty chests and share a list of the top 50 best things about childhood. Plus, there's a new BOMBSHELL in the fantasy bracket love island villa!! Check out our PATREON to get BONUS content from ya girls: patreon.com/syd_and_olivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Dec 17, 202455 minSeason 3Ep. 11

DUMPED FROM THE ISLAND

Syd and Olivia create their own unhinged Spotify Wrapped categories, give cursed movie recommendations, and give a lengthy Love Island update based on your votes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 10, 202441 minSeason 3Ep. 10

SYD SHOCKS OLIVIA

In this SURPRISE episode of Syd & Olivia Talk Sh*t, Syd shocks Olivia with a series of segments designed for the one and only Olivia Sophia DeLaurentis. Comment who should be voted off the Love Island fantasy bracket below!! @sydandolivia on all socials :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 03, 202437 minSeason 3Ep. 9

FRIENDSGIVING

Wanna have a Friendsgiving with the two loud girls? You have to! Syd and Olivia go through the ABC's of what they're NOT thankful for and what they ARE thankful for, plus what they're bringing to Friendsgiving and a Love Island Fantasy Bracket update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 26, 202455 minSeason 3Ep. 8

BRANCH & GREVORR RETURN

Well well well, the 2 biggest alphas are back to help all of you beta cucks and cuckettes become warrior men who would have thrived in olden times. Branch, who recently moved up in the world (from his mother's bed to her attic), shares his experiences traveling through the multiverse while Grevorr attempts to terrorize his first cousin, Angelica's new boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 20, 202452 minSeason 3Ep. 7

GETTING OUT AGGRESSION

If you're like us, you've had a lot of questions in the last week. Like "what?", "seriously?", "why?" and "what?". To answer those questions, Syd and Olivia bring on sociopolitical commentators (and children), Serafina and Domenica. Then, they get out some aggression. @sydandolivia on all socials! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 12, 202443 minSeason 3Ep. 6

EMOTIONAL SPA DAY

With this episode dropping on a *very* stressful day --(please vote)-- Syd and Olivia have decided to host an emotional spa day with a guided meditation, stress reduction tips, and too much loud whispering. They hope you can come back to this episode any time you need an emotional spa day. @sydandolivia on all socials! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 05, 202450 minSeason 3Ep. 5

HALLOWEEN EPISODE

BOO!! It's time for an extra spooky episode with your favorite ghouls. today we're talkin' all things scary. we're creating our own personalized haunted houses, giving you halloween costume ideas, and being generally creepy crawly spooky!!!! PLUS we continue with our Love Island Fantasy Bracket!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 30, 202442 minSeason 3Ep. 4

WE LIED TO YOU

WE LIED! We have video on Youtube now!! ! On today's EXTRA LATE episode of the podcast (technical difficulties oopsie hehe), we discuss our top 10 favorite lies, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and we start our LOVE ISLAND FANTASY BRACKET!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 29, 202455 minSeason 3Ep. 3

WE'RE MATCHMAKERS

Syd & Olivia just got their dream jobs! Being matchmakers for free for no one. It's VERY exciting. And they want to match YOU up with your dream person!!! DM them at @sydandolivia on IG and give them a description of what you're looking for and they might just find you a match! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 15, 202457 minSeason 3Ep. 2

2 Broken Girls

Your favorite broken girls are back and this time they're WORSE! After a long hiatus, Syd & Olivia are, once again, enabling each other's bad behavior for your listening pleasure. In this episode, the girls discuss fictional characters' mental illnesses, their recent trip to Greece that was NOT human trafficking, and who pulls more than anyone in their generation. Take a shot every time this episode goes off the rails and, by the end, you are guaranteed to be dead. (For legal purposes, we wo...

Oct 08, 202452 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Couples Games

For the season two finale, Syd and Olivia get vulnerable and honest with some extremely romantic couples' card games. The perfect thing to do for platonic, non-sexual life partners! Find out what Syd and Olivia would be like as parents, if they are ready to settle down with one another sexually, and what their plan for the future is. This is going to be a wild ride. Listen here or watch on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/SydOliviaTube Follow the podcast on social media! Instagram: https://www.i...

Oct 04, 202253 min
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