Licking Up The Creamy Middle Like She Did When She Was Little

We’re kicking off the holiday season with the Utah monolith; Scott gets beat by a 76-year-old grandmother; the people demand Biden bring back Taco Bell’s 86’d menu items; you can customize your own Oreos; George Clooney cuts how own hair with a Flowbee; Michael B. Jordon has an OnlyFans account dedicated to his facial hair; “Jeopardy!” will celebrate the best of Alex Trebek; Felicity Huffman bounces back; The Child gets a name; we are digging “The Flight Attendant;” and, tons of super silliness.