S2 E18 Sharing is Caring!

Warning, this podcast contains material of an adult nature. We talk a lot about sex. It contains explicit content. About sex. Explicit language. About dirty sex. Explicit situations. That involve me having sex. It is intended for adults only that may want to have sex with me. With Rocky and Hazel. And we're so glad you're here. You screwed yourself up that time. You kept looking at me like and I was thinking, What what was I supposed to say? I forgot.

Well you said you wanted me to switch it up. There you go. You know it's the first time today I've seen you smile. You've had a rough day. A rough couple of days, haven't you? It's been a rough couple of days. Yes, I got drilled in the mouth with an actual drill.

So not in a good way. It was not in a good way, no. But speaking of speaking of. Y you made some promises to a particular gentleman for the for the weekend. Did I? Ooh, that's right. The Irishman's coming to visit. Why you keep looking at my phone? You get more notifications than anyone on the face of the planet. It's so distracting. I mean your phone lights up constantly like a Christmas tree. It's messages from my menfolk, it's just

All kinds of stuff. I mean, what do you have going on then? I have a lot of things going on. I'm a happening individual. Well, this time it was just a notification from Gmail. Oh, okay. Well, earlier today, Hazel sends me a random text saying You better go on the SLS site because I've been messaging all kinds of men. Well, I wasn't messaging them, I was answering them. Oh, well there you go. Yeah. There were several messages out there. You get a hundred messages on there.

I know. And mostly by youngsters. Uh what is up with that? You're hot. I mean they keep telling me that, but I'm old. You don't look old. Well thank you. Of course, you're in that same cup. I had a rough two days. I'm not feeling sexy right now. My s my mouth hurts. I was gonna say my stomach, but that doesn't hurt. No. My mouth hurts. Actually my face hurts. Mm-hmm. I had it like that. And it's gone. It's gone. Does your face hurt? Well it sure hurts me.

Have you ever heard that joke? That's a bad pickup line. It really is. Have you ever heard that joke? Yes, I have. I thought you we I thought we were doing pickup lines. Does your base hurt? No. Well it sure hurts me. Jackass. I have to be. I'm married to you. I mean, that must have really hurt. What? You falling from the sky. You're such an angel. Aww. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good pickup line. See? Has somebody used that on you before? Yes. A long time ago. You're like what?

Well girls don't usually do the pickup lines. They are the receiver of the pickup lines. Yeah, well, you know, I have had no I haven't. No you knew I was BSing you immediately. I've had a guy come up to me one time and said, Hey, can you do me a favor? What's that? Can you uh give me your phone number?'Cause I seem to have lost mine.

And did you? Um, no, actually I didn't. That was that's a terrible pick up one. It was kind of a cute one though. It was different. So you've been picked up in bars god knows how many times. Multiple. What's i i there's your phone again. I'm sorry. I I have to No leave it on no leave it on there. I want the listeners to hear. How many times?

People try to contact you. It's it's information. No, that's no th that was that was okay. That one was that was telling me how cheap I can fly to Hawaii right now. You can turn you know there's settings, you can turn those off. Yeah, but then I might miss something good. Oh my god. You notice how man how many times mine goes off? Mine mine just has a picture of me. Mine yeah, yours just has a naked picture of me on it. Yes. Then that picture you can actually see on Twitter today. Yes, you can.

I actually took that picture this morning. It's Hazel in a swimsuit. Oh, just the bottom. Minus the top. Minus the top. Yes. It's one of my favorites. And yes, I zoomed. Right there. Yes, you zoomed. Right there to your nipple. Mm-hmm. That is. Yes it is.

Love that. Well thank you. Getting back to promises that I may or may not have made. I was asking you about the pickup lines first. Yes. We'll get to those. You got lots of promises. We got whole show of promises. We got a whole show of promises Hazel has made for this weekend.

Pick up lines. Yes. If you were to throw a dart, how many times were you allowed to be picked up at a bar? That I was allowed to be picked up? You went home with somebody or or went to the parking lot or wherever. Oh, gotcha. Um You know, just looking at you I don't know. Just looking at you like trying to figure the number in your That's a lot of math. I don't like doing math. Guess. If you were to guess. If I were to guess, I would say I don't know, maybe fifteen? Oh my god

I learned something about you every podcast. I mean, we're talking over the course of years. I know, but you have attempted before to tell me everyone that you've ever been with. I know, that's impossible. Because I forget. Until something happens I'll be like, Oh yeah, I remember So what's some of the best pickup lines that have been used on you to get your pants at a bar? Mm mm. What were the best one this one comes to mind. Are those jeans tight?'Cause I can sure see myself in those.

Like, Oh that's a good one. I like that one. And you and you took him to where? Um, I don't know. All right. How many times did you actually go to a physical location with somebody versus like a car or whatever. Uh most of the time I went to a physical location. Most of the time. Most of the time. There may have been a handful of times that just went out to the car or something. And came back in. And then came back in. Nice. Well, I mean, I was having fun. I didn't want to leave. Right.

So did you have to squirm back in? Little dalliance outside and then come back in and that was in my partying days. That's kind of a fantasy of mine. What's that? It's like a letting letting you go to a parking lot, get filled up and And then come back in and squirm the rest of the night. Yeah. Have you had to do that before? It wanted me to be uncomfortable. Yeah. No, um I don't think I think it was mostly hand jobs or Just making out or

Stuff like that. I may have n may not have sucked a cock here or there, but I never finished. Right. Till me. Tell you. I was the first one to receive that kind of reward. Glorious reward. And now you can't get enough of it. And now I can't get enough of it. When you do it it is a sight to behold. Um I mean sex with me is uh is an e adventure. It's an experience. It's an experience. That's the word I was looking for. There's no doubt about it. It's not just sex. It's it's

I'm gonna take you on a wild ride. I am producing a video for you right now that yeah, you've been telling me to get one done. Mm-hmm. And it will be broken up into Oh yeah. Three to five. five minute segments where just watching your face. Yeah. Is almost good enough to How do I say this? Well masturbate too. What's the word? Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for that is Touch myself podcast radio friendly. Right, right, right. That's the one. Masturbate.

I mean I get into it. You get I enjoy sex. Your face I'm trying to describe how your face looks when you're having sex. My O face. It looks almost like this pleasure bordering on some kind of glorious pain that you are begging for. Glorious pain? Yeah, I don't know how else to describe it. I mean it Like it hurts so good. Yeah. Something like that. Like your Like you know your orgasm is coming. Mm. I love that feeling.

It's like please don't change. Please don't change direction. Just keep doing what you're doing. You can't wait for yourself to come but you're enjoying that moment so much. Like just riding the edge. Yes. That's that's Unbelievably fun. Yeah. It's like right before you're ready to blow. Yes. It's almost like when you're drinking and you get to that line of man, I'm having so much fun. I feel fucking fantastic. And then you come and then it's like okay. Yeah, but you keep going. I do keep going.

But not when I'm drinking. No, I understand. Like that's a that's a hard line to walk. But when you're having sex, you get to this incredible high and then you stay aroused. Yes. And then it's like a roller coaster ride. And then you'll start like when you're on top. Oh yeah. That's my favorite. Well, one of my favorites. When you're aroused you'll kinda let him

the man do the work for a little bit. Mm-hmm. And then you get to a point where I take over. You take over. I dominate that. And your ass is just balancing. And then you come And then But I don't stop. And then you start over and then you kinda wait for him to get you going again and then it's back to the same thing. You know my favorite is though? What's that? Yes, I love that.

But I love when if I'm on top and he comes, mm-hmm. I like working him back up again until he gets hard again and then going again. Yeah. That without getting off of him. Yeah. Well that's what you need those young 99 times. Time for bed. Uh what time is it? I can do I I've done that to the Irishman. Oh yeah, you have. Yeah. Yeah. I can get him going again. Uh there's probably a few that you've been able to do that with. Definitely. You made the glory hole guy come twice.

That's true. Once in the glory hall. Once in the glory hall and once when he was railing ya. It's a good word. It is a good word. For those of you listening to this podcast for the first time, we probably got an ad in in the front or the back where Hazel talks about getting railed. It's my favorite. Especially from behind. God. That's like the best. I mean, besides being on top, being taken from behind is the best.

over something. Just bent over whatever. But it's it's like a straight shot to your G spot from behind. Speaking of Yes. Speaking of from behind. Yes. You want to tell everyone what we just got?

Oh yeah. You mean for Valentine's Day? Mm-hmm. So this year Rocky and I both did some not so much romantic things for Valentine's Day. We did sexual. You did get me flowers, but I mean as far as the gift. They were all geared more towards sex. So Which is I think what a Valentine's Day should be. Yeah. I mean it can be a happy medium of sex and a little bit of romance. You bet. I mean I'm still a woman. I still need the romance.

But I got you the Liberator Sex Couch. Yeah, we'll put that on our Facebook page. Cannot wait to use it. Because what happened the weekend of Valentine's Day, Rocky? Well Yeah. We've got this little guest house where we where we put the liberator chair in. Mm-hmm. We were gonna go over there and use it all weekend. And it got rented out on Airbnb. It got rented out. Because who rented it out? Well not the chair, but the chair. Well, I don't know. God, I hope not. Think about that.

Yeah, like the day before the weekend we find out that these per these persons these people wanted to come and stay in our guest house. I'm like, ugh. It's two hundred and fifty bucks a night though. I know. So we haven't got to use it yet. No, we haven't got it. And we were gone last weekend. We went down to our uh beach house. Mm-hmm. That was fun. We had a good time. That was a that was a good time. We had a good time. Always do. You squirted. I did.

Yes you did. Did I? Huh? You squirted. I don't remember. We took we took some good pictures and some great video that uh we're going to be posting on our new Oh.

We're on a new radio show. That's not what I was talking about. Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking about OnlyFans. Oh, on our new OnlyFans. Whoops, sorry. I don't want to spend all of our time talking about OnlyFans because we've got ads for that and all of that. I do think that if you It's really cool you're that much of an exhibitionist that you're really getting into the OnlyFans thing. I really am. Like the fans really, really like it.

It keeps the excitement level high. I like that. And they they message you. They message me. It's nice. Yeah. I've even gotten a couple of tips. Which I owe um one of'em The tip that I got recently, I need to send a video that uh we took this weekend and send that to him. Of you getting railed. Of me getting railed from behind. What else what else did he ask? He also asked if I took it in my ass and I said

Hmm, sometimes it depends. And we we were having a discussion with the Irishman. We actually called him on the phone on the phone. He was very reluctant. Oh yeah, he was very reluctant. But was willing to I mean for the fans. He kept saying I'll do it for the fans. I will fuck you in the ass for the fans. I he he doesn't sound like he wants to.

But I think that he will do it for the fans. He wants to give them what they need. Yeah. Right, right. If you believe that I have a bridge in San Francisco that's for sale.

We're just all over the place tonight. We really are. Our A D D is kicking in. But I've just been kind of impressed because when we started it we've already got twenty subscribers and we've only had it going like a week and a half and I don't know if that's good or bad. But it it seems It feels bad to me. It feels like we should have more. It feels good to me. We just started, we haven't advertised it.

At all. Yeah, that's true. Tonight I mean on Twitter we have. Yeah, on Twitter, but the tech guy hasn't done The tech guy's been pretty good though. Lately. Although he was travelling. Yeah, lately he's been very good. He's been very good. He's been on point, so but very happy with him this week. He can keep his job.

But building up Twitter followers has not been a focus of the show or for us until now. Right. And I will make an admission if you go to our Twitter page it's gonna say something like twenty thousand plus followers. Well, I tried to buy some followers. Why are you shaking your head at me? You don't have to tell people that. Why not? Who who cares? Because you're cheating. Right. I was trying to cheat. You were trying to cheat the system. I m I was trying to be the tech guy.

Oh. But little did you know that those weren't real people. They said they were though. They were bots. They lied. They lied. They totally lied. Wow. Yeah, well. Surprising. Hey, don't do that. Don't do now we know. Learn from Rocky. I mean, I was all excited the next morning. I was like, Oh my God, if we jumped from this to this, like we're talking twenty thousand people. I'm like, wow.

It was a hundred bucks, you know. They like me, they really like me. And then I find out that you bought these people. I was so embarrassed to myself. I almost did have the heart to tell ya. I'm like, look, look And I was like, Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Hercules, Hercules Oh my God. It's so tar terrible. Well, like I said, trying to be an advanced tech guy, it's not as easy as you think, damn it. Yeah.

Well, and because you did that, we can't really tell how many people have actually started following. And we keep seeing all these people are following us, but we can't tell because somehow with these bots I guess they fall off. Yeah, th some of'em fall off and there's some kind of algorithm that Twitter does that gets rid of bots here and there. It's a mess.

It's a hot mess. Now I've seen though in the last several weeks we've added a whole lot of followers, which is good. I know. Um, you know, you're always wondering why do I only have, you know, ten or fifteen likes? And I'm like, when you compare it to how many people viewed it, you have a very high percentage of people that like our stuff. And as we grow our Twitter page, you're gonna see that.

Grow a lot. I'm a very impatient person. I don't know if you knew that about me. You know, somebody told me that once. I'm like Veronica on Willy Wonka. I want it now. I didn't even know who that was until until you said it like that. Veronica. Yeah. She was the blueberry girl. I got it now. Gotcha. There's gonna be a whole lot of people that are like, Willie Wonka? What? What? Oh yeah, I remember that from Johnny Depp.

Yeah, exactly. Not the original one. Which was Gene Wilder. It was Gene Wilder. Good job. Good job. That makes me feel a little Yeah, well. Anyway. Liberator. So we Liberator Couch. It's a it's a Chase Lounge. So it's actually what, about six, seven foot long. Yeah. And it's kind of uh like a wave. So it's kind of curved and it has a couple of pillows and this leather. So it's easy to wipe off and uh you can do all kinds of different positions on this thing.

And it has um cu uh what it what do you call it? Restraints. Restraints. Thank you. I was gonna call it cufflinks. I knew that was wrong. Nope. I was still gonna go there. So it has restraints that attach to the feet of the couch. If you don't want people that are visiting to know what that couch is, you can kind of shove it all underneath and those restraints turn around.

that little house, if they ever look underneath that thing, they are going to be in for a little bit of a surprise. Correct. Correct. We should actually move that over to the big house. That way we can use it anytime we want. We can't have a sex room if you keep renting it out. Well, first of all, we can't use it if there's people in it. What else did we get? What else did we get?

Oh uh well we didn't get it for Valentine's Day. You just got it over the weekend. But we got the sex swing. A friend of ours has one and she's been posting some really hot videos and pictures of being taken in the sex wing and I've always been curious about one. I'm pretty klutzy, so I can only imagine trying to get into that thing. But once you're there. But once you're there. You ain't going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, so I'm kind of excited about that. We gotta figure out where to hang it. Yeah, we've got a couple of places that have looking around the room we're in, we could probably hang it in here somewhere. Yeah, we've got we have plenty of room. We've already got some connections for a swing.

a regular swing that we have out here. That's true. Yeah, we could do that. But those are a little close to the wall. So I don't know. Those we might have t this may need some technical design. Yeah. We'll figure it out.

But yeah, so I'm excited about that. So we have that. And what else do we get? I think you got me some just sexy underwear or stuff like that. And some beautiful cards. Oh, and beautiful cards and flowers. Yeah. I got flowers from you and the Irishman. Dude. Very sweet. That was very sweet. I was very surprised. Oh my menfolk. Anyway, so um the Irishman's coming this weekend.

Super stoked about that. Yep, you've made all kinds of promises. I did make several promises. No, no, I'm not trying to back out. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. And so what have you exactly promised the Irishman? I mean all the things. All the things. All the things. I we have it all planned out. That's narrow. In fact, I I think don't we have didn't didn't we come up with some scenarios? Yeah.

Like, um I take control. So I already told him I want you to start with this and then we'll move to this and then we'll move to this. Well, so what is this, this, and this? He is not allowed to come any other way but in my mouth first. That's that's like a number one rule. So when he gets here that night, he will come in my mouth. Well, and how long's it been? No, since he came. Oh, since he came, that's right.

He actually he's such a good boy. Um he has withstood uh withstood? He's been celibate. He's been celibate. for twelve days. I told him he couldn't come the week before he got here. And what what I meant was like starting from Saturday to the day he gets here, but he actually took it. further than that and it it will be a total of twelve days. He's gonna be listening to this on his way here. He's like son of a

Bitch. I didn't know that. That was five days and I kinda He actually canceled dates with other women and everything. You know, he's like, Nope, sorry. Can't do it. I'm saving up for her. I don't think that's what he said. That's what he told me he said. I don't think he told one person. Yeah. Yeah, but he had a he had a visitor. He had a visitor and he said that he couldn't have sex because the some doctor's appointment and some man man issue. Man issue. So, you know, he just

Didn't think it would be a good idea. What a good excuse to use on a woman. Man. I mean what kind of man issues are you having? Men men don't have a significant amount of issues compared to women. This is true. But it would work. really well with It would because women would be like, Oh, what kind of problems do they have? Exactly. Like maybe a prostate thing. I mean what's going on? Yeah, they're they're heading. They're Googling it. What what's wrong? What's wrong? I felt bad though.

No like he texted me I did feel bad, whatever. I did not feel bad. I I didn't feel bad about that one. But I felt bad about the one last week'cause he texted me and said, Hey, so I just had to cancel a date that I had with one of my regular And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I feel bad about that. You should. See? You should feel bad. I know I felt bad about that. He's canceled on several people just for little old me. So you better give him everything.

I always give him everything he has. I mean everything. He said he didn't want anal. He was only doing it for the fans. He lied. He lied. Aw, you think he lies to me? Oh yeah. When it comes when it comes to that, yeah. Yeah. We'll see. I mean, I I may tell him go ahead and do it, but my body will might say nope. Oh no. We we practice. I don't know that it oh pff we didn't practice with anything the size of him. But what we did practice went in right away.

Well yeah, that was small. We put the s we put that dildo in. We did? Yes. I took a picture of it. The dildo, oh the little small one? Yeah, but I mean it's just s but it's still it's not that it's not that wide. But it went right in, is what I'm saying. There was plenty of room for more. Oh, was there? Stick your fingers in there. It just went. What were we watching? over the weekend some girl

was so lubed up and another girl was sticking her whole hand like up to her wrist in her ass. I think that was on only No, it was on Twitter. It was it on Twitter? Oh my God. Yeah, that sounded more like No, there was no no, she had plenty of room. She could have stuck her other hand in there look like Jesus. And there was one that we saw that had a one of those like double dildos.

And she put it all the way up her vagina and you could see Yeah, it would push out in her stomach. You could see it come Yeah, that was That's a woman that still has her cervix and her uterus, so that's a little that like went all the way up. Yeah, that was still That thing was huge too. That's what she said. She was a tiny little thing too.

Well, and that's probably why you could see it. Yeah. So do you want to tell our listeners about our new foray? Oh yeah. Yeah, so this is kind of a cool thing that happened to the swing pot in the last couple of weeks. There is a swingerslash lifestyle radio radio station, internet radio station called Full Swap Radio. It's F S radio.

Well when you look at it it's actually full swap radio dot com. Oh is it? Yes. Oh I thought it was F S radio on uh the app store. It is that it is on the app store. Okay. It's called that on the app store. Okay. But if you go to if you go to full swap radio dot com Oh the internet. Okay. Yeah, that's that thing, the intro web is the intro web, yeah. You can actually find Azel's getting ready to slap me for some reason. I don't know. You're being sarcastic. No. Yes.

Me always. Never. Anyway. FullSwapradio.com And you can find the app for Apple or Android. Mm. That's right. On Apple it's FS radio. It's probably called the same thing on Android because they probably frown on phrases like full swap. It's frowned upon in this establishment. There's a bunch of accumulated swinger podcasts. Yeah, there's several different podcasts for the lifestyle that um have their own time slot and day. that their episodes run. Yeah. So And we will be on there.

And on Wednesday at one PM and Saturday at eleven A. M. Is that right? Something like that. And I'm assuming that's central time. Yes, it is central time. I did see that. Wednesdays at one thirty PM and Saturday at eleven AM. Correct. Thank you. I already found it.

You're slow. So that was really cool. They sent us an email and said, Hey, we really love your podcast. We'd really like to get you on our on our rotation. By the looks of it, I mean it looks like it's something that's really starting to grow. I know they've got I think it's close to ten thousand listeners already. And there's several of the uh podcasts that we actually have listened to. And like. Yeah, and like.

There's the accidental swingers, there's the front porch swingers. But there's several of them on there. So uh I'm excited about it. I think I'm uh we're extremely honored that they asked us. And if your gig is advertising towards lifestyle events and merchandise and themes and stuff like that, you could probably go to the contact page at fullswapradio.com So like you could find T shirts that say Rocky and Hazel, swing pod with Rocky and Hazel. Yeah. Or

You know, if we put'em out there. If we put'em out there. Yeah, we don't Which we probably will eventually. Eventually. We don't have a lot of um I mean the merchandise that we've made up we've we've made up to give away at Hido, yeah, like the backpacks that I made last year from the crop tops which were really sexy by the way. I know those crop tops were awesome. some more of those. Yeah. We're super stoked about that. I'm assuming it's gonna start this

I think it starts this Wednesday. So tomorrow. Yeah. So tomorrow at eleven or I'm sorry, tomorrow at one thirty, you can uh listen to us on full swap radio dot com or you can download the app FS radio on Apple. And probably the same on Android and uh you can just go to it at that time and listen to our podcast. It's been kind of a big couple of weeks.

Um for the for our show and um we've just came to a decision where we did this so long without monetizing it and we just decided, you know now's the time. Now's the time to do it. It's not inexpensive to run a show. To run the show, produce it, keep up with the equipment. You gotta pay for the you know, the star, which is me. You know, and I'm expensive. You are Very expensive.

Just to give you an idea of some of the text conversations that we have, Hazel has said you would whore me out, wouldn't you? Um and I just send I'll send a text back in a heart And and it just starts another conversation. How much do you think how much do you think you would charge? I'm expensive. And instead of like in in you know Hazel's such a great wife, instead of

Yeah, being a poured or she like being offended. Yeah, being offended. Like so, how much do you think we can earn? We just start talking about. And not that we're going to do that. I'm just telling you about some text messages that we've sent that are kind of fun. Fun. Yeah. Fun and Going on these trips to review places that we've stayed, I think it's important for our listeners. When I've gone to HEDO the last couple times. It's not that...

It's certainly more than a vacation. Well, when you're kind of looking at things because I mean it's a lot of work. Getting getting the podcast ready to go. creating the memorabilia or the stuff to hand out to everyone to make sure that they know about our show. Exactly. You're there eighty percent of the time f either doing something or thinking about something that needs to be done so You can

describe what you're doing to listeners and trying to do it from an angle that can be descriptive. Right. having the things that we're doing like with OnlyFans and the advertising on the swing pods, stuff like that. I don't think it'll make up for everything. But but I guess what I'm saying is you can contribute.

by watching Hazel on OnlyFans or patronizing Full Swap Radio and engaging in whatever products they have. Right. There you go. I don't even know what products I have. I don't either. This is kind of a community. Right. So support your own support your own purpose. Sport your own purpose. But we've had a great time with OnlyFans for sure. I've had a great time. I've chatted with several of uh the subscribers and that's fun.

So there's that. Moving on. Moving on. You know what I just realized? What's that? We don't have anything on the calendar as far as trips go. Well well kind of.'Cause we were talking about going to Naughty and Norland. That's true. That's in July, so we need to get hoppin' on that if we're going to do it. Do you know anything about naughty and gnals?

I don't. To me, I think it's like a a takeover and then they have several different activities that you can do while while that's going on. I think that is something that is very fun about how we are as a couple. We go That was like three three messages in a row to Hazel. We go to places that we really have no clue what's going on.

Because we go with each other in mind, anything else that happens is just ends up being a big bonus. I mean we have we have a blast together no matter what we do. So we like trying out new things. We're very adventurous like that. We promise

The folks at Hub City Select were going to attend more of those evenings. Yes, we need to do that as well. We definitely need to do that because that was that was a fun venue, fun time. Well and I'd like to go there with our friends that are moving down to Gulfport. What were their names again? Paige and RJ. RJ. I could remember hers, I couldn't remember his. I don't know why.

Why? Because you like her. Oh she's hot. Not that I know yeah, he's hot too. But the men in the lifestyle for the most part, the married men of the lifestyle for the most part are basically figureheads. No, they're not. No, they're not. Don't say that. Well no. I enjoy the whole couple, not just half of it. When we're with a couple, yeah. The women drive the bus is what I'm trying to say. Well they try to, yeah. Well and and the men, if we do our jobs right, at a certain point we take over.

Right, right, right. But the women definitely for the women though. Sometimes. Sometimes Sometimes you'll let me get in there first. Most of the time I'll let you get in there first. But then you're tapping me out like soon. You tap me out or you tap me in most of the time. Sometimes, yeah. The moral of this episode is play nice, share, be kind. Sharing is caring. Sharing is caring.

Out of all the things in the world, to be be kind. I think with with the Irishman coming in town, he's gonna be here for how many days? He is getting here Thursday and is going home Sunday. And his plan is to what? Have sex with me the entire time. Yeah, so I think our record is somewhere around five hours. No, eight hours last time. He said twenty four hours this time. We'll see how that goes. I may or may not pass out after a while.

Although I am an energizer bunny, I can usually keep up and usually outlast the men. You know what we'll have to do. Twenty four hours is a big ass. Yeah, that's a that might be a bit unrealistic. But what we can do, we can set up a look we can set up a timer. Oh there you go. And see how long Hazel's able to able to go. Oh. I may have to take a neck or are you throwing down the gauntlet? Throwing it down. I will pick that up. You're gonna have to remember it in detail because

The audience is gonna wanna know exactly everything that happened I'm gonna have to remember in detail. Aren't you going to video everything? Yes, I'm well I think I'm good. Jesus. But you're gonna have to describe it. Oh, okay. Indeed. Describe how dirty you are. Yes, okay. I can do that. It's still stuck in my head how many times you've taken somebody into a parking lot.

Still there? Still there. Gotcha. I'm gonna be fixated on that after the show. I'm gonna want some more details. Are ya? Well I can't give you any more details. That's about all I remember. Yes, you can. No I can't. Yes you can. I d No I can't. Why do you think I like that so much? I don't know. You like what you like.

It turns you on to know how slutty your wife was before you. And while with you. Shift in your screen. Why do you think I like that? I don't know. Why do you? I don't know. Did you ever la did you ever like have to take what you would consider to be a walk of shame back into a bar or someplace? I never felt shameful. I mean you know what I mean. I mean, did I ever walk back into a bar after doing something? Oh god yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't.

Didn't bother me. Came back in. Just came back in. Where's my drink? Line'em up. Line'em up. Give me up. So did you ever do that more than with more than one? At different times one night. No, I'm not that much of a slut. I mean I'm pretty much of a slut, but like not that much. So you're telling me because this one's hard to believe.

that you didn't get to a bar early one time, have sex, come back to the bar, and have sex again. No. You answered fairly quickly, but your eyes looked up like No, I was looking dead on straight at you. Like Could have happened. No. See you're doing it again.

That time I did it on purpose. It didn't look on purpose, didn't it? It didn't? Oh. That was like the question when I asked you how many men have you had sex with m was them in one night and it was like an it was like an abacus going on your brain. A what? An abacus. An abacus. Why are we using big words? Because What's an abacus? You know what an abacus is? It's it's Treat me like I'm stupid. I mean, what is this? The thesaurus day word of the day or something? It's a manual counting device.

Abacus. Oh, because you're an accountant, so you want to use your big fancy words on me. I got ya. Wh where they have little pegs or counters that that are all lined up. It's called an abacus. And you can do a lot of calculations quickly. Almost like a Thank you. I don't think our listeners really care. They're like go back to the sex.

Well, we were talking about your need of an abacus to figure out figure out. I only have so many fingers and toes. Yeah, I think you surpassed those. Oh, I'm pretty sure. Like in my teen years. You may have surpassed how many hairs on your head. I got a lot of hair too.

That's what I love about you. I love how open you are sexually. I love how much you like it. Turns me on. It turns me on for you to be turned on. And I'm one hundred percent honest. You are, and you're real. I have no there's no shame in my game. There's no shame. There's no shame in my game. I am who I I am what I am. And I love what you am. Oh, that's good, because you're stuck with me. Am I? Yeah. Yes, you am. I'm okay with that. I love being stuck with you. Good.

I love being stuck with you. I love you, baby. I love you too. Is that it for the night? That is it for the night. Well, thank you everyone for listening in and be sure to check us out on fsradio.com or fsradio on your app. It's full swap radio.com. So sorry. FS radio on the app, full swap radio dot com on the infrared. And you can go to our Facebook page at

Swing pod with rocking hazel. And that's another thing I wasn't keeping up real well with, but we just surpassed a thousand followers, so thank you for that. Sweet. And Twitter at Oh, Hazel Divine Fifteen. We have an Instagram page we don't do a lot with, but SwingPod with Rocky and Hazel. OnlyFans is only fans dot com slash hazel the hot wife. An email. Email is Rocky and Hazel at Yahoo.com. Yeah, we were getting a little s little slug of emails there and it stopped.

last week. So send us some emails. We need show ideas, experiences, things that you've gone through. We want the show to not just I mean the show's about us and our journey. But we like hearing about you too. Oh, absolutely. Everyone goes through their own journey. Some of the things that you've learned along the way we love hearing about. When we go out and talk with people at events

um lifestyle get togethers, whatever. Our first question to somebody or my first question to someone is usually what? Whose idea was it to get in the lifestyle? And it's without fail Three out of four times it's the woman. It's the woman, which fascinates me.

But those always lead into more and deeper conversations about what got them in the lifestyle, some of the cool things that they've done, some of the circum circumstances that they've gone through that weren't that cool. We love to hear about that. Because it helps us with our journey. We hope our journey helps you with yours. Yeah. I mean because we it's a rocky boat sometimes with us too. I mean this is

Still a relationship that is in the lifestyle, which is not always the easiest thing in the world to do. What kind of what kind of boat is it? What I what I say. Rocky boat. It's a rocky boat. It's a rocky boat, so it sounds like it's all my fault. It's a rocky boat. I didn't mean that. It's a rocky boat. Rocky. Rocky waves. Rocky waves. Rocky waves. I mean again, Rocky. Everything's rocky. Well sorry.

Did you just say sorry? Sorry, mate. You're not from you're not from Canada. Oh, I was trying to that's not a can I can't. Sorry? Oh yeah, sorry is. Sorry, I was trying to be Australian. Sorry, mate. When you uh say uh sorry and process and Well, yeah. Yeah. You know what a decal that's Canadian. You know what a decal is, don't you? I do not. It's a decal. Oh a decal. I know what a fag is. It's a cigarette. Yeah, that's now that's English. Huh? That's English.

Well what was Deckel? That's Canadian. You gotta we know I gotta take you out. No, no, no. Canadians call'em fags too. Do they? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. All right. Well s you see, if you have a correction for Hazel, Well I only know that because our friend told me. Oh okay. He asked me for a fag one time and I was like, Mm uh what? It was a cigarette. I don't think he was speaking Canadian. Yes, you're awful. All right, we gotta go. We gotta go. It's time for dinner.

Again, thank you for listening in everyone. Please, you know, send us keep keep the notes coming, keep the emails coming, keep the messages coming on Twitter and every place that you want to reach out and touch Hazel. Or me. No, just me. Bye. Thanks for listening. Now head on over to OnlyFans and check me out. OnlyFans.com slash Hazel the Hotwife.