Happy 2024! We're back and ready for more monsters. In this episode we discuss the halfdragon, not to be confused with dragonborns, arcane cannons, and sieges. Monster: Halfdragon, MM 180 Magic Item: Arcane Canon, EGtW 265 Clariel by Garth Nix Social Media: Website Instagram Edited and Produced by Zach W. Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Feb 01, 2024•40 min•Season 4Ep. 11
The final episode of the season, and it is holiday/winter themed! Enjoy the Frost Salamander, the never end gifts of presents, and a quick discussion of some of the best and worst magic items we have received. Monster: Frost Salamander, MToF 223 Magic Item: Gift of Presents A discussion on the Best and Worst Magic items we have ever given or received. Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Dec 27, 2023•32 min•Season 4Ep. 10
This worm lives in a series of tubes and eat party members for fun. The pipe can create tiny little monsters, and your campaign definitely needs a time loop mechanic! Monster: Frost Worms, EGtWM 289 Magic Item: Pipe of Smoke Monsters, XGtE pg 138 Mother of Learning by Domagoj Kurmaic Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 19, 2023•38 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Carionettes, Mimics, and Werejackals. It's a Halloween Special! Monster: Myconids, MM 230 Magic Item: Staff of the Woodlands, DMG 204 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Nov 01, 2023•43 min•Season 4Ep. 8
We're back! Who wants to hang out in a cave with a bunch of mycodosing mushroom! Monster: Myconids, MM 230 Magic Item: Staff of the Woodlands, DMG 204 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Oct 23, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 7
We got space sharks, we got spelljammers, and we got a google maps for space! Monster: Star Lancer, MC1SC pg 12 Magic Item: Wildspace Orrery, Astral Adventures Guide pg 23 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Sep 10, 2023•41 min•Season 4Ep. 6
This monster should not exist. WARNING: Spiders Content Warning: Spiders THIS MONSTER SHOULD NOT EXIST! Monster: Spider Dragon HumansWillComeForYou and TemplarsBane of Reddit ( Alternative Link Alternative Alternative Link ) Magic Item: Dragonband, Griffins Saddlebag Book 2 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://cr...
Aug 02, 2023•44 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Undead dragons, boosted focuses, and a quick character idea generator. Monster: Dracolich, pg 28 of the MM Magic Item: Dragon-Touched Focus, pg 26 of FToD Content Recommendations: Who the Fuck is my DnD Character Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo designed by Graphite t...
Jun 21, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 4
The opposite of chromatic dragons brings rise to metallic dragons. In this episode, we discuss the silver dragon. The social butterfly of the chromatic dragons. It's Zach's turn to provide the newest monster for y'all entertainment. Let's crack open Fizban's Treasure of Dragons and discuss the purple amethyst dragon and the potion of Dragons' Majesty. Sorry for the delay! Zach was traveling! Check back again for our homebrew actual play! Monster: Amethyst Dragon, pg 76 and 159 of FToD Magic Item...
May 16, 2023•48 min•Season 4Ep. 3
The opposite of chromatic dragons brings rise to metallic dragons. In this episode, we discuss the silver dragon. The social butterfly of the chromatic dragons. Monster: Silver Dragon Magic Item: The Will of the Talon, Explorer's Guide to Wildemount Just the Tip: Advancing Weapons by tier Content Recommendations: Will Wight Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Crea...
Mar 21, 2023•51 min•Season 4Ep. 2
After waiting for the OGL decision, we are back with season 4! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 12, 2023•2 min
Monster: Black Dragon Magic Item: Golden Ticket, Griffin Saddle Bag Just the Tip: Homebrewery and Drive Thru RPG Content Recommendations: NADDPOD Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo designed by Graphite the Dragon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Feb 12, 2023•58 min•Season 4Ep. 1
In this episode, the gods have made a mistake and combined a chicken, a lizard, and a gorgon (the Greek kind). Monster: Cockatrice, MM pg 42 Magic Item: Golden Ticket, Griffin Saddle Bag Just the Tip: Running and Evil Campaign Book Recommendations: The Wheel Of Time Content Recommendations: Monster Factory Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By A...
Dec 14, 2022•42 min•Season 3Ep. 23
In this episode, we learn that a moor is a swamp and how to run a one-off. Monster: Empyrean, MM pg 130 Magic Item: Tentacles Rod, DMG pg 208 Just the Tip: Challenge Ratings Book Recommendations: Game Master's Book of Random Encounters Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo...
Nov 29, 2022•44 min•Season 3Ep. 22
In this episode, we learn that a moor is a swamp and how to run a one-off. Monster: Moorbounders, EGtW pg 295 Magic Item:Amulet of the Drunkard, EGtW pg 265 Just the Tip: Finding, Planning, and Running a One-Off Book Recommendations: Odd Thomas Series Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licen...
Nov 09, 2022•47 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Have your players, immersed in a world of fantasy and magic, forgotten that gravity is still a thing on the material plane? Try a roc! Drop their asses off a mountain and laugh as they take 100d10 damage! And for the horny bards out there, may we offer you the oil of slipperiness? Or, did we swap it for a bottle of sovereign glue? Monster: Azer, MM pg 22 Magic Item: Rod of Security, DMG pg 197 Just the Tip: Encouraging role play between players Book Recommendations: Myrren's Gift (The Quickening...
Oct 26, 2022•43 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Have your players, immersed in a world of fantasy and magic, forgotten that gravity is still a thing on the material plane? Try a roc! Drop their asses off a mountain and laugh as they take 100d10 damage! And for the horny bards out there, may we offer you the oil of slipperiness? Or, did we swap it for a bottle of sovereign glue? Monster: Roc, MM pg 260 Magic Item: Sovereign Glue, DMG pg 200 Just the Tip: World Building with 2 DMs Book Recommendations: The Eververse Series and The Lost Fleet So...
Oct 11, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Soth is a Death Knight who killed his wife, his lover, and his child. Can he overcome his past mistake to pass on to the after life? Can you move on with the session without a player? Find out in this episode of Sweet Tea and DnD! Monster: Dark Knight, MM pg 47 Magic Item: Bead of Force, DMG pg 154 Just the Tip: Scheduling and Missing Players Book Recommendation: Will Wight's The Elder Empire Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and...
Sep 22, 2022•48 min•Season 3Ep. 18
in this episode DnD asks "What if bats were squids?" The Rod of Lordly Might is the most useful tool you can find as a powerful martial weapon wielder. When was the last time you had a good old Scooby Doo chase scene? Monster: Dark Mantle, MM pg 46 Magic Item: Rod of Lordly Might, DMG pg 196 Just the Tip: Chase scenes Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative C...
Sep 05, 2022•46 min•Season 3Ep. 17
In this episode, Thomas and Adrian share the water weird and the hand and eye of Vecna. Thomas also asks about the best way to transition a player to a new character. Monster: Water Weird, MM pg 299 Magic Item: Hand and Eye of Vecna, DMG pg 224 Just the Tip: Having a Player change characters or subclasses Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By At...
Aug 18, 2022•45 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Need a mount or to hunt down a low-level monster? Try a hippogriff. You might even find yourself a new mount if you are okay stealing a child. Is your rogue too noticeable at the fancy dinner parties? Try the Ring of Negative Charisma. Monster: Hippogriff, MM pg 184 Magic Item: Ring of Negative Charisma Just the Tip: Fleshing out a magic item Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) ...
Aug 04, 2022•32 min•Season 3Ep. 15
The cambion is ready to be the low-level bad guy for your campaign. Will it be a pawn or the end of the party? Monster: Cambion, MM pg 36 Magic Item: Boots of Striding and Springing, DMG 156 Just the Tip: The monsters know when to flee! Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Log...
Jul 19, 2022•38 min•Season 3Ep. 14
The ghouls and ghasts are hungry and ready to eat the party, but they know when to grab their food to go. Don't have a cleric to cast bless, try the Ring of Leadership. Monster: Ghouls and Ghasts, MM pg 148 Magic Item: Ring of Leadership, created by MrSolitar under R/DnD Just the Tip: The monsters know when to flee! Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Com...
Jul 05, 2022•38 min•Season 3Ep. 13
To the Yeti, we are all monsters! In this episode, Thomas murders in the mountains with the Yeti. Adrian calls upon the rats of the sewer and Zach discusses how to use the vulnerability condition to your favor! Monster: Yeti, MM pg 306 Magic Item: Pipes of the Sewer, DMG pg 185 Just the Tip: Immunity, Resistance, and Vulnerability Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed und...
Jun 21, 2022•43 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Mordenkainen Presents Monsters of the Multiverse has finally come out and we, in particular Zach, have opinions. In this episode, Zach discusses the changes from previous races and monster stats. Thomas and Adrian came prepared with the Mirror of Life Trapping and pulpy potions Race: Kobolds VGtM pp 119 and MPMotM pp 25 Monster: War Priest MPMotM pp 254 Magic Item: Mirror of Life Trapping, DMG pp 181 Just the Tip: The Rule of Cool Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Za...
Jun 07, 2022•40 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Headphone warning: Occasional dog barks Promising drow who failed the test of their spidery goddess, Lolth, are cursed to become Driders and remain in the Underdark. Do you need an AC boost, but your hands are full? Try an animated shield to free up those hands for casting or dual-wielding. Did you player request something outside of the general rules or something that would usually require a few checks to complete. Try the rule of cool and see how things play out. Monster: Drider, MM 120 Magic ...
May 18, 2022•30 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Is your party getting too big for their armor? Introduce them to a lich. This undead wizard will put them in their place with their powerful lair actions and narcissistic flair! Monster: Lich, MM 209 Other Topic: Lair Actions and Flair Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo...
May 01, 2022•45 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Summon a magmin to set your enemies a light or summon a circus worth of animals for a quick side hustle. Need something to die quickly, try path to the grave! Monster: Magmin, MM 212 Magic Item: Bag of Tricks, DMG 154 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Logo designed by Graph...
Apr 18, 2022•33 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Real smart immortal snakes with an oath of hatred to the yuan-ti, for... reasons. They rule ancient ruins and are powerful spellcasters! Check out the immovable rod, a multipurpose tool with more uses than you can think of. Lastly, is your creature large and in charge? Better check the size! Monster: Nagas, MM 223 Magic Item: Immovable Rod, DMG 175 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech...
Mar 29, 2022•53 min•Season 3Ep. 8
WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 50! THANK YOU ALL FOR LISTENING! In this episode, we chat about the memory-eating body-snatching ooze, the legendary lobster tank, the apparatus of Kwalish. and the price the party must pay for magic items. Monster: Scarecrow. MToF 217 Apparatus of Kwalish, DMG 151 Social Media: Website Instagram Twitter Edited and Produced by Zach W. Music: "Unholy Knight (Intro) and Realizer (Outro)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licen...
Mar 16, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 7