To Gabe’s disappointment, our first episode of 2024 has nothing to do with ghosts BUT- you guessed it - IT HAS EVERYTHING! Benny never gets that coffee Tutes promised her, Tutes all but runs a marathon 22 minutes after extreme blood loss and goes back to narcotics with a special lil newbie partner, Sandoval (where are Tasha’s Bravo people??), Jaw & Order: Special Dicktems Unit, Pushover Cragen, the squad enters a cheerleading competition, we meet the Mary Lou Henner of the narcotics unit and...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 6Ep. 142
****Here's a little taste of a Friendship Boat episode from our extensive Patreon collection. Every month we share some of the most unhinged and random conversations that we decide to record. We'll be resuming our regular scheduled episode next week!**** Jingle jingle jongle long john jangle it’s the holiday seeeaaasoooon, y’all! We talk Gabe’s dream she had to text Tasha in the wee morning hours. Tasha’s dad is going on a trip and not taking her, rude. We also ask and answer some fun questions!
Jan 02, 2024•31 min•Season 6Ep. 141
Dr. Huang is Busy on Broadway so Broduction Brought in a Backup, Boys: bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode! We’re also joined by Pulp Fiction’s very own Honey Bunny and a version of Benson we threw in the toilet after this episode. Let’s top it off with Benny and Stabes having a fight that probably should’ve happened off camera. Recap 1:08 True Crime Chaser 57:36 Patreon Recap 7:22 True Crime Chaser 1:25:17 *TW: rape, depictions of severe mental illness, suicide* Please Rate and review! Email us at s...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 140
This episode has everything THE early aughts manic pixie dream girl, this episode is somehow set in Toon Town, Teddy Roosevelt Ruxpin, and we’ve all had ENOUGH Recap 3:36 True Crime Chaser 58:27 Patreon Recap 8:35 True Crime Chaser 1:16:21 **TW: rape** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Follow us on all of the social media: Instagram, TikTok - @svupod! Get pod merch and more at ! Join the Facebook group, SVU POD Elite Squad! FB group chat “walk and tal...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 139
We’re talking about cults bay-beee so this episode OBVIOUSLY has everything! …Booga from Tank Girl, Stabler is SO MAD he has to talk to a psychiatrist about his feelings after seeing the most traumatic scene in the history of SVU…GO HOME!, Munch Rat subtly shines, Benny goes full Stabes and we bloop dive into some dark waters… Recap 0:39 True Crime Chaser 56:46 Patreon: Recap 2:38 True Crime Chaser 1:21:35 **TW: murder of children, child sex abuse, cult indoctrination** Rate and review! Email us...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 138
This episode has everything our gobbley lil hearts wanna gobble; A classic SVU nameless woman, Tasha IMDBs harder than necessary (hello, mama of Don’t Let Your Meat Loaf), Cliff Vandercave from the Flintstones, season 6 is gettin loooooser than ever with their dialogue and Stabler’s not about to sit around with his thumb up his ass pubes about it!, fingerprints on very memorable driveway pebbles (sure, Jan) and …you know that thing when you watch an episode of SVU like you’ve never seen it befor...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 137
Thos aposida hes avarythong: Karen from Mean Girls, Auntie Jackie’s ex husband Fred, Tasha spinning out on the moody lighting choices, Full House jokes CONSISTENTLY landing, an old grandfather fox giving the detectives leads and soup made from the bones of overly trusting woodland creatures… Recap 0:35 True Crime Chaser 53:56 Patreon Recap 5:04 True Crime Chaser 1:04:21 *TW: sexual assault, domestic abuse* Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Follow us o...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 6Ep. 136
Hope y’all have a roadtrip planned! This may be the longest episode we’ve ever done! Aaaaaand, it has everything: Dorky poetry riddles, watch puns, old timey newspaper guys, creeper ass actors playing creepy ass creeps, Ben Stiller’s mom… Recap 0:55 True Crime Chaser 1:01:39 Patreon Recap 3:05 True Crime Chaser 1:21:15 **TW: murder, sexual assault, animal cruelty, child abuse** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Follow us on all of the social media: In...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Season 6Ep. 135
This PATREON episode has everything including a full 25 minutes of bonus content!! Also: The T&G twins have a case of the late-season sillies, IAB Tucker’s kid needs braces so he gets a pointless scene, Tasha tries her hand and predictions and it’s not for her, Gabe spirals on infinity symbols and we sing way too much… Also, do yourself a favor and watch the short ‘Farm Sluts’! Recap begins at 7:37 True Crime Chaser at 1:18:58 TRIGGER WARNINGS: Kidnapping, cult practices, torture death of a ...
Oct 24, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Season 6Ep. 134
This episode has everything! Lewis Black, the extended anger energy it used to take to write hate mail, Minority Report Rufus, people being annoying about the first amendment, Gabe’s dog Danny, a panty dropper poem written by a high schooler…EVERYTHING! Recap 0:30 True Crime Chaser 56:57 Patreon Recap 1:32 True Crime Chaser 1:15:56 **TW: rape, animal cruelty** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Follow us on all of the social media: Instagram, TikTok - ...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 133
This episode has everything and Gabe has Covid. We still manage to get so weird that the Patreon uncut episode has a full 30 minutes of extra jokes and asides. Stabler’s Dad Math, the MOST undercover work, the WORST undercover work, hotshots and tough guys, Everything Everywhere All at Once dad, the voice of Mulan (Ming-Na Wen) gets to again work with the voice of Shang (BD Wong) and if you need Midwesterners saying ‘bag’ ASMR, this is the episode for you. **TW: sex trafficking, murder, kidnappi...
Oct 10, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 132
Happy first day of Season Six!! We’re kicking off it off classic SVU style and does this episode have everything OR WHAT?!?! Little Miss Sunshine; Abigail Breslin, skrt skrt bikes, EGOT Winner Viola Damn Davis, Marty McFly’s mom, Pedro Pascal’s dad and bike cops who would DIE before removing their helmets. We’re so pumped to be back! Let’s get into it! Recap 2:09 True crime chaser 57:00 Patreon Recap 2:50 True crime chaser 1:10:00 **TW: kidnapping, biomedical rape, infertility** Rate and review!...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 6Ep. 131
This episode doesn’t really have much. JUST KIDDING! THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING! Amy Sedaris, Mrs. Tutes: Coco, the Nose Picker Fish from Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Diana “no wire hangers ever” Scarwid, Sssssoccer moms, police issued civil war reenactment uniforms… This season may be ending but there is plenty more on Patreon! Season 6 kicks off on Tuesday, October 3rd! Recap 0:52 True Crime Chaser 52:28 Patreon Recap 2:42 True Crime Chaser 1:04:05 **TW: pedophilia, sexual assault** Rate and revi...
Jul 25, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 130
Everything this episode has, young Jedi… Wish Fart, we treat dogs better than people (duh), Novak crushes this episode and steals our hearts, Stabler makes her job harder (surprise), Tom Skerrit as Judge Taft: the embodiment of maximum ego, the original Becky from R*seanne… Recap 0:24 True Crime Chaser 46:43 Patreon: (More than 20 extra minutes!) Recap 6:47 True Crime Chaser 1:07:10 **TW: child abuse, murder of a child, child/infant death/loss** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O...
Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 129
HEY! Can we just let elderly women hoe their hearts out? Mind your biz and take a look at everything this episode has: Carmen Del’orafice, Mr. Herlihey, Jane Fricken Krakowski, Anthony Rapp, the STAR of the riveting sci-fi short film Dopplebanger, Bugs Bunny carrot cigar jokes and the Seinfeld theme song… Recap 1:20 True Crime Chaser 51:52 Patreon Recap 4:16 True Crime Chaser 1:12:30 **TW: elder abuse, rape, murder** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 ...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 5Ep. 128
Happy Tasha’s birthday, everyone! Also, the Fourth of July, we guess. Why don’t we talk about the controversial fight for the American people’s right to their bodies and lives!? This episode has every-ding-dang-star-spangled-thing: the incomprable Marlee Matlin, Tasha’s a city planner, Munch shares a tragic backstory, Benny’s Burberry theory and other dumb made up leads, the wild story of Jack Kevorkian - we can’t stop this episode, ya’ll. Patreon has over 30 extra minutes!! Check it out! But ge...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 127
We recorded this before Tasha left for vacation and were SURPRISE *on* *one* and, believe it or not, this episode has everything in between us being SO mad: T&G hate Stabes - WE SAID IT, the highlight of our life Joe Towne as guilty GUILTY Kyle, fricken Doug E. Doug, sweet sweet Sister Peg, Benny and Stabes are the plastics from Mean Girls and a big ass bag fulla crap Recap 0:26 True Crime Chaser 1:05:06 Patreon: Recap 0:26 True Crime Chase 1:21:48 **TW: murder, rape, profiling** Rate and re...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 126
Happy Pride, everybody! This episode is your reminder that we still have a really long way to go in supporting the LGBTQIA+ community! It also has everything: Miss Harmonica Sunbeam, handball is soccer hands, a transatlantic beaver, our favorite CSU Irishman Ryan O’halleran, a bunch of dudes having to hide who they are because society is one big turd, one of the best little known actors we’ve seen maybe ever and Novak’s doing the ADA bangs thing… Recap 5:36 True Crime Chaser 1:02:25 Patreon: Rec...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 125
This episode has everything wah… So much lipgloss, Chaunce, our new catchphrase involving the one and only Steve Gutenberg, Shirley of Lavern and Shirley, Lucy the singing waitress, the live action dad from the Incredibles movie, pastrami sandwich hands Recap 0:48 True Crime Chaser 53:32 Patreon: Recap 1:22 True Crime Chaser 1:03:37 **TW: child abuse, sexual abuse of a child, Munchausen by proxy** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Check out our Instag...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 124
This episode… is JERSEY! It SKIS in it’s JEANS! Carol Brander from one of the best movies of all time, Just Friends, stars in this awful episode of you guessed it: adults who are supposed to care for kids doing the absolute opposite! Our humor this episode is in the toilet. For real, just ask Muriel Plummer clogging up the system! Recap 0:23 True Crime Chaser 49:49 Patreon: Recap 5:08 True Crime Chaser 1:07:03 *TW: Child abuse, child murder, suicide* Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]...
May 23, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 123
This episode has eeeee-ten e’s-eeeeeverything! Also, this may not be one to listen to at the gym or shopping or at work…It’s a hard geek out episode so pulled over alone in your car is what we’re suggesting. There’s a fluffle of grapes played by a guy from Happy Endings, the host of Porkin’ Across America and we die laughing at a poor grape stomping reporter just doing her best because we’re awful. Recap 2:02 True Crime Chaser 54:06 Patreon Recap 5:48 True Crime Chaser 1:13:12 **TW: bullying, mu...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 122
Ugh. If we weren’t such dedicated detectives we would’ve skipped this chaser. Recap 0:31 True Crime Chaser 48:34 Patreon: Recap 1:00 True Crime Chaser 1:09:46 **TW: EXTREME child abuse, child murder** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Check out our Instagram @svupod! Get pod merch and more at ! Join the Facebook group, SVU POD Elite Squad! and our chat group called “walk and talk!” #littlebitloud for Indie pods! Join the Patreon! Thank you to our Dedi...
May 09, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 121
This episode has everything … and it’s ALL centered around T&G’s GENIUS predictions - Special mentions to Bruce Willis’ son from Unbreakable, Porn & Chicken, a great series rec, Freebie & the Bean…OH! And the incredible Jane Seymour, everybody!! Recap 1:02 True Crime Chaser 45:43 Patreon: Recap 3:10 True Crime Chaser 58:09 Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Check out our Instagram @svupod! Get pod merch and more at ! Join the Facebook group...
May 02, 2023•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 120
Hey! Were you guys worried that SVU would run out of wild and awful kid shit? We’re here to tell you, NOPE, not Dick Wolf! Recap 0:26 True Crime Chaser 53:50 Patreon: Recap 4:34 True Crime Chaser 1:09:54 **TW: ritualistic child murder, mutilation** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Check out our Instagram @svupod! Get pod merch and more at ! Join the Facebook group, SVU POD Elite Squad! and our chat group called “walk and talk!” #littlebitloud for Ind...
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 119
Welcome to SVU POD with your garbage witches, Gabe and Tasha. This episode has everything… Goobers, Wiener and Wiener, Johnny Utah Esquire, precog psychiatry, Also, this episode is a full 30 minutes longer on Patreon, including a bonus Chaser! Recap 0:44 True Crime Chaser 54:06 Patreon: Recap 2:42 True Crime Chaser 1:10:43 Bonus Chaser 1:21:42 **TW: hate crimes, racism, murder** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532 Check out our Instagram @svupod! Get po...
Apr 18, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 118
This episode has everything… Tasha’s purple bloated audition tape, cliché frat guys, Moose the terrible bar owner, Ricky Bobby’s dad, SERENA GD WILLIAMS, Gabe’s plea for Dominoes garlic knots, Ben and Jamin are two VERY different dudes, Coroner Warner goin for the joke (pass), Fulton Reed of the Mighty Ducks Bash Brothers, Louise Belcher works at a creamatorium and a listener inspired other side of the glass…also, you run like a guy who…nevermind. Recap 0:58 True Crime Chaser 1:00:30 Patreon Rec...
Apr 11, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 117
On the evening of December 18, 1976, 15-year-old Kris Pedretti was an innocent young girl sitting home alone at her piano. Then, Joseph DeAngelo changed her life forever. We got the honor of speaking with Kris; survivor, speaker, activist and shining beacon of light. This woman is a gift and we are SO privileged to share our conversation with you. **TW: Rape, murder, stalking**
Apr 04, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 116
…gnihtyreve sah edosipe sihT Omar from the Wire! ROCKY BALBOA’S ADULT SON-UH!, Benson’s ex and his awful wigs, frumpy Al Pacino, Tasha REALLY wants this to be based on Kindergarten Cop… and that lady from Lost’s only wish is to see her son, the bad guy colonel from Avatar, one last time before she dies! Let’s go! Recap 0:52 True Crime Chaser 49:02 Patreon: Recap 0:52 True Crime Chaser 1:02:38 **TW: sexual assault of a child, kidnapping** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 17...
Mar 21, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 115
This episode has everyth- - Shut up. Shut up. Let’s get through this. So, there’s this know-it-all nanny, Grace Under Fire’s very own Nadine, Coroner Warner is the Gallagher of Medical Examiners and cop-drunk Stabler breaks our hearts. BYE. Recap 0:36 True Crime Chaser 48:54 Patreon: Recap 2:02 True Crime Chaser 1:13:46 **TW: shaken baby syndrome, child abuse, infant death, death of a child ** Rate and review! Email us at [email protected]! P.O. Box 176 Deforest, WI 53532! Check out our Instagram...
Mar 14, 2023•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 114
Well, well, well if it isn’t the first missing dick of season 5. If it isn’t obvious, this episode has everything! MARISKA HARGITAY’S DAD, every name for a penis we could ever hope to think of, Norman the Doorman yelling for Gorman, Jacqueline Bisset and Benson trying to make up for being a bad cop by being a good ally but then being accused of being a murderer, KEEP UP! Recap 1:05 True Crime Chaser 51:32 Patreon: Recap 1:05 True Crime Chaser 1:01:06 **TW: kidnapping, imprisonment, rape, castrat...
Mar 07, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 5Ep. 113