HAPPY GABE’S BIRTHDAY!!!! This episode has, you got it, EVERYTHING! Radio- the Golden Retriever, our sweet precious lil King Charles Cavalier-the Uncle Frank of dogs , Benson classically saving the forensics team by seeing a giant obvious piece of evidence they missed, Gabe loving Munch for loving dogs, the Family Ties dad, an ex-con built of hairless meat, the cutest little dominos New York grandpa, ecstasy bones… Recap 0:34 True Crime Chaser 1:00:48 **TW: intimate partner murder, AIDs** Thank ...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 84
We’re at the peak of the New York lady doctor epidemic of the early aughts, a thing we ALL know about and this episode has everything: T&G spiraling on our throwaway culture, the delivery driver box mover of gardening is interviewed by the team, Aunt Oopie, a classic SVU building super, Rhea Pearlman’s death by Zamboni Cheers husband, pouty adult men, Dumpster Tutes…also your ditch is called a cubital fossa. Recap 0:32 True Crime Chaser 48:42 **TW: Elder abuse, Dementia/Alzheimers, sexual an...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 83
This episode has everything…MOM! Aaron Samuels and his dork squad, not Maggie Smith, Frank from WARRIOR! Omg you guys go watch that mooviiiie, people constantly being electrocuted from the sky, a sassy rag journalist tries to out sass Cabot … so grab your barf bags because we’re talking about topic that’s also a search option on porn sites. Geeeee-ross. Recap 0:28 True Crime Chaser 50:55 **TW: grooming, murder, child sex abuse** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Sabrina P, Tricia S, ...
Apr 19, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 82
WELCOME BACK! Beginning in season four we’ve decided to change the tone of the podcast. This will now be straightforward storytelling with no attempt at comedy. JAY KAY! We are as stupid as ever and we love it. This episode has everything that we ever wanted in an episode to bring back a season with: Multiple unrequested musical numbers, benzy deep dives, our favorite reoccurring characters including munch the rat king/mole judge/other rodents, Stabler finally gets called out for his hot cross b...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 81
Apr 05, 2022•1 min
A lil sweet crunchy treat from the Patreon during this delightful tween seasons time: Our most recent season 3 Garbage Cookie episode! All the story of our regular episode but with 25 extra minutes of friendshipping! Find this and so much more on Patreon!! Recap begins at 1:06 True Crime Chaser at 1:23:16
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 45 min
Tutes Tutes! All aboard our Friendship Boat! Check out one of our favorite Patreon episodes for a great Gabe story, a deeper dive into Ottis Toole and Henry Lee Lucas and all the friendship you can handle!
Mar 15, 2022•38 min
Rest In Peace Ned Eisenberg Welcome to the LAST EPISODE of Season 3 and THIS episode has EVERYTHING; Amy Smart’s terrible Butterfly Effect father dressed as season 2 Rickety Cricket, Sister Peg!!, Beefy Tourist from “Hear No Evil, See No Evil”, T&G navigate around some early 2000s transphobia, VHS tape recording tips, Cragen is mindful about his adventures behind the glass… Covering an episode like this was super tough. We never intend to insult or alienate anyone so please keep in mind that...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 3Ep. 80
This episode has everything: So many feelings, Minority Report alum, Cragen: Fantasy Maker, the most obvious PSA ever, Steve Bannon, an annonymous tip on a Talk-Boy, Andy: the friend we all want in our lives, Mr. Incredible but in a bad way What else….Oh! Have you heard that STABLER’S A DAD!? We also get great insight via email from precious angel face listener and Patron, Sabrina; Direct Support Professional and Coordinator specializing in serving people with intellectual/developmental disabili...
Mar 01, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 79
This episode has everything: TINA, NOOO!, A string of Amazing actors taking OVER Manhattan, Martha Plimpton, Roseanne’s mom, Mary f-in Steenbergen, Tute’s ponytail, Tasha stressing Munch’s absence, a buncha humps and hoes, we see Tutes’ feelings… Recap 0:27 True Crime Chaser 1:01:47 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H, Sophia C, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S, Rachel S, Claire P and Kathleen R And t...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 78
This episode has everything: Henry Fuggin Winkler, more terrible attempts at accents, we don’t talk about Munch oh no no, John Belushi’s cousin, the con content that we LOVE in our SVU, a 49 year old elderly woman, a side character who wasn’t aware there was an assignment, Cragen’s blanket fort, a mole turtle judge and T&G can’t love each other any more… Recap 0:24 True Crime Chaser 54:25 **TW: Rape, murder involving children** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Sabrina P, Tricia ...
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 77
This episode has everything: Bird, Cragen KNOWS that judge so this is PERSONAL, old timey ghosts of Christmas past present and future, recommendations of amazing series and movies (Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Futureman, Cedar Rapids), incredible side characters… Recap 1:13 True Crime Chaser 52:10 **TW: child sexual abuse, rape, murder** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H, Sophia C, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, L...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 76
This episode has everything! Cabot has her Rudy moment, Tasha brought snacks for emotional processing, SO many acting credits, Cragen’s enchanted mansion, Ursula Bacon ‘Honey’ Chicken is here to corral Cabot… Recap 1:35 True Crime Chaser 56:10 **TW: pedophilia, murder, suicide** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Ha...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 75
This episode has everything…and it’s all only 2 blocks away! Tasha’s buttdial, the grossest innocent kissing scene you will ever experience and we DON’T move on from it, the freeaking internet you guys!, Meaestro LLC, Ryan McPoyle, Joe Rogan’s little brother (pause for laughs)… Recap 3:05 True Crime Chaser 54:42 **TW: Stalking, murder, assault** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz...
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 74
Surprise! We hate the patriarchy, stabler’s ego is cradled like a raw egg in a family reunion spoon race, substitute teachers are predators, teen boys are predators, TIGERS ARE PREDATORS and dads have a long way to go! Recap 0:56 True Crime Chaser 51:50 **TW: rape, murder** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Hayley ...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 73
Theess eepeeseed hees eeverytheeng: A Pulp Fiction/Momento/Emperors New Groove timeline , a hot hot sickie murderer, a delicate fight dance, a classic Stabler and Huang mess around, Ty Burrell the DAD from Modern Family, Suze Orman’s flashy jacket, a lil hotdog for Stabes’ relish, Stabes experiences The Happening, some scrote, Munch is Anne Hathaway, seriously we get way too hot over this serial killer… Recap 2:00 True Crime Chaser 59:24 **TW: Rape, graphic descriptions of murder, child murder**...
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 72
OMG HIIII! We missed you! This episode has ev-ah-ree-thing: Benny dressed to the nines reminding us she’s too good to be here, fake drugs and trash people, super detective do-si-do, Gabe loves The Happening, RIP Boston Rob, Hellooooo CSU Burt Trevor Bomb Squad Lab Tech, a struggling turtle cop with a chip on his shoulder, a super surprise murderer… 0:45 Recap 1:05:27 True Crime Chaser **TW: Rape, murder, abuse of power by police** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Lydia, Sabrina P, T...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 71
Hey y’all! We're taking a little break for the holidays! We'll be back with regular episodes in January BUT, in the meantime, we've got a little taste of the Patreon for you! It's bonus chaser time! This one’s a doozer in a cruiser. Grifter extraordinaire, Sante Kimes was a young, troubled smoke show of an actress with a pension for diamonds turned old man folk singer. Wait, that’s our version… She was actually a total piece of trash. **TW: Elder abuse, murder, descriptions of physical abuse**
Dec 14, 2021•38 min
Thisepisodehaseverythiiiing!!!! An AH-MA-ZING plot line, sloops, ketches, Officer Kyle Mooney, Tasha drinking at 11 am, Gabe’s brand of dude varying wildly, was that Sam Elliot?!?!?!, wieners over dicks, Cragen’s rooftop garden, Vinnie the cautionary tale, Missy the German Shepard, Dog Cragen!, the best at being creepy genius pre-serial killer Harry, hot Stabler mouth breathing…it’s seriously one of the best eps so far in the entire series Recap 1:36 True Crime Chaser 1:09:56 **TW: Animal abuse,...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 70
This episode has everything: Pizza delivery cops, Outback Steakhouse, Strega Nona ponytails, our FAVORITE lab tech Boston Rob Ramon, fuggin Angel Batista… Recap 0:43 True Crime Chaser 53:33 **TW: domestic violence, murder** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Karen B, LEM, Josh H, Lauren S, Kylie R, Erin D, Melanie G, Kate H, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Nicky H, Lyz...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 69
DISCLAIMER: WE ARE HERE TO BLAME THE DISTURBING CONTENT OF THIS EPISODE FOR OUR GIGANTIC MISSTEP WHICH WAS NOT RECOGNIZING PETER HERMANN IN HIS INITIAL APPEARANCE AS ATTORNEY TREVOR LANGAN! THE MAGIC THAT WAS ON SET AS DREAMWEAVER PLAYED IN HIS MIND WHEN HE MET MARISKA FOR THE FIRST TIME WAS, WE ASSUME, UNDENIABLY PALPABLE! THIS IS OUR FORMAL APOLOGY AND WE WILL BE ADDRESSING THIS IN THE FUTURE! We’re not even gonna “this episode has everything” this time. This episode gets into one of the bigge...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 68
Thyis Yepisode hyas yeverythying: Gabe’s leaving Stabes and taking the kids…just kidding, she’s leaving the kids, too, Stabler is a total closeminded cliché, April O’nielle 2, DA Casey Novak when she was just Amelia the kink queen, Underdog Dogging Services, inhale robot gets an office position, just a massive pile of badass women… Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Karen ...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 67
Hey, have any of you had a kid and then not been able to watch SVU just in case an episode like THIS came up and ruined your life? Yea. Skip it! This stupid episode has everything that sucks but we’re gonna focus on the good because we’re positive lights in each other’s lives: Pepper Anne, Roadhouse AND Swayze hair, Cragen the King of Kong, Basketball: The Musical, a fort toilet motherload, our favorite lab dude, Cabot magic… Now, let’s pretend this episode never happened. Recap 0:47 True Crime ...
Nov 09, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 66
This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHING: no classic SVU opening vignette, rival gangs, VHS tape computer processors, Hullen, the lead singer from Sum 41, Ghost Shadows, Born to Kill guys, hair gel, so many hot people, burglary treasures, MARGO, all of Olivia Benson’s innermost fears playing out before her eyes… Recap True Crime Chaser 1:01:15 Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Eliz...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 65
We (Gabe) asked for your ghosty stories and you delivered! This BONUS episode has everything (except anything to do with SVU): terrified children, creepy children, T&G going wildly off topic, obnoxious Wisconsinese, headless pets.... Thanks for being great and Happy Halloweeeeeeeeen!
Oct 31, 2021•37 min•Season 3Ep. 64
This episode has everything: Puffy’s gay bar, Zach Morris and his wife Elizabeth Banks, potholes, our fun lab guy!, fun southern accents!, vodka sandwiches, call back city, porn… Recap True Crime Chaser 1:02:41 **TW: descriptions of violence, murder** Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Rebekah D, Kati M, Marisa M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Eliza W, Karen B, LEM, Josh H, Lauren S, Kylie R, Erin D and Melani...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 3Ep. 63
So, we got a WILD email of a murderous family secret that we had to screech to a halt to read. Also, a little taste of ghosty goodness for Gabe and a handful of garbage cookies. We'll be back with our regularly scheduled recap next week! *TW: details of murder in the presence of a child** As always, Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Rebekah D, Kati M, Marisa M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Eliza W, Karen B, ...
Oct 19, 2021•26 min•Season 3Ep. 62
If you’re a stack of Styrofoam coffee cups, you’d better watch out for ES and his karate chop because THIS episode has everything: Stabler’s tough day, Charlie the King Charles, big Kyle energy, Mariska’s eye acting deserving an Emmy (like, just her eyeballs will wear a designer gown and accept the award), the best lab guy, THE BEEEEST door kick ever, Stabes’ full arc to being the wind beneath Hawk’s wings… Stabler has had ENOUGH and is only willing to take it for 20 to 30 more years, y’all. Rec...
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 61
This episode has everythiiiiiiing: Disney villain moms, surprise party spoilers, Maureen sandwiches, old stories from T&G, the best doorman ever, a dick doctor, Cragen’s fishin’ shanty, Gabe says “bone” a bunch… Also, Tasha and Gabe are old as hell ladies…late dinners? Casinos? CATS?!?! NO, THANK YOU! Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Rebekah D, Kati M, Hayley K, Marisa M, Chris G, Nicole M, and Ashley L...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 60
This episode has everything: nobody listening to Cabot, Gabe teasing liking Munch, a dude that Tutes knows, a preschool lawyer, scummy dudes, NYC city block lessons, Rooftop hopping, no beards, linkin dicks like Avatar ponytails… Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons: Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Mary D, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Rebekah D, Kati M, Hayley K, Marisa M, Chris G, Nicole M, and Ashley L, Eliza W, Karen B, LEM and Josh H And to our Elite Squad Patrons: Ha...
Sep 28, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 59
