Sorry I pulled a Edward Cullen in New Moon and dipped out for 6 months but if you will forgive me like Bella does, iI would like to earn your trust back. Even if you did take a werewolf as a new lover. Frankly he can be our third. As a way to step my toe back in, I hoped on with Bestie in Twilight crime, Holgate, to talk about a lil mini twilight festival we accidently created for oursleves. three night sof twilights things back to back and we had to obviously yap about it all! Featuring Love Li...
Jul 14, 2025•37 min•Season 1Ep. 15
The recap of Breaking Dawn Part 2 is here folks, and to quote Marcus in the big battle scene...'Finally'. I am so sorry for the absece but I have had to hunker down like vampire in florida and handle some personal things. But I am so excited for you all to hear this episode! I am so obsessed with the way Blue talks about the saga and their fun theories. And basically it is like listening to two besties talk about twilight for an hour. Becasue thats what happened. You can follow Blue @mister.outr...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Hope you're holding on tight spider monkeys because this live podcast recording will have you cry laughing but also hopefully thinking. About what you ask? Mostly thinking about Edwards lil swimers and 911. And for that, you're welcome! It was so much fun to collab with Blue of @watchtwilightagain and @youfancyafinepod and super huge thank you to Rose City Comic Con for letting us get silly! Tracks produced by Violet. Music by DPSnacks and art by Ella Talkin
Oct 01, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Till death and furniture destruction do we part! In this very long awaited episode I am joined by my frined Sam to break down breaking dawn part one in all it's extravagent wedding, boning in the ocean, and pro life (ugh) glory. Thank you Sam! Please follow them at @cumdogmillionaire420 and thank you to @ellatalkin for our pod art and @DPsnacks for out theme song!!
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 12
In this super special and indeed super massive episode of SMTH, I had the pleasure of interviewing Jamie Kelley who has been cosplaying as Edward since basically the begining!!!! In this chat we go into detail about his love of performing, singing, costuming, and how he found himself becoming a Twilight stan and doing very screen accurate (with screen worn clothing) cosplay of our fave moody teen vampire! We also chat about our time at the LA premiere of Breading Dawn Part 2 and the long awaited...
Mar 19, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Hello dear spider monkeys!! I'm back with a fun recap of my trip to Emerald City Comic Con where my bestie, Blue, and I got to expeirence our first Twilight Comic Con experience!! It was DAZZLING! Follow Blue at @bmmrcty or @misteroutrage or @youfancyafinepod Music by DPsnacks and art by Ella Talkin
Mar 07, 2024•39 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Welcome back to Supermassive Twilight Hole! And speaking of holes, I am so excited to share with you the long awaited Twilight Is Gay episode! Joined by my friend and fellow queer Twihard, Kaitlyn, we explore the the themes of queerness in vampire lore, unintentional but very loud/undeniable queer coded moments in the Twilight Saga, the hot gay ships, the depressing gay music, the cute gay vibes in both the cast/fandom, and of course our own personal journeys with the story/finding oursleves. #l...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Have you ever wanted to know what the inner monologue of a depressed, repressed, and badly dressed vampire was? Well look no further than Midnight Sun! The long awaited book that Stephenie Meyer locked in a vault for 10 plus years before unleashing on to the fandom without notice in the early days of the Pandemic. It follows the story of the first Twilight book but from our dear deranged Edward POV and ya'll it is everything to me and Ella Talkin. Music by DP Snacks and art by Ella Talkin...
Dec 18, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor this podcast. Welcome back to another movie review! This time we are sinking our teeth into Eclipse! And I am joined by irl friend and big twihard, Eris! Eclipse is in many ways the most important of the movies because of all the context it has provide for the saga, and we give it that attention!! Thank you so much Eris! Please make sure you follow her at @erisfromparis and as always...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 7
In honor of Forever Twilight In Forks Festival 2023 (which I'm going to!!!), I am joined on the podcast by singer songwriter, Twilight Collection Museum guide, and superfan Cherish Danae to talk about her journey and her recent move to Forks! We answer listener questions about her work in the museum which of course covers everyones favorite monster Chuckesme and we round out the epsiode ranking her top 3 favorite supporting characters! This epsiode was so much fun to record and it really filled ...
Sep 11, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 6
What happens when you're Team Jacob and dare say it out loud on the internet? Utter bias filled chaos! Oh My!! But Twilight TikToker Corinne DiClemente has lived to the tell the tale and I am so grateful she stopped by the podcast to tell it! We talk about all the ways Jacob and the Quileute Tribe get a bad rap from Mrs. Meyer and the fandom, roast the glitter snakes aka as The Cullens, and of course talk about all this silly imprinting business. Huge thank you to Corrine and make sure you follo...
Sep 05, 2023•56 min•Season 1Ep. 5
You might be asking 'where the hell have you been loca??!!' and you'd be right to ask that hahah because I took a month off from dropping an episode but we can just blame a new job search and Taylor Swift for that!! But I'll just say this, it's worth the wait becasue this episode is really special! I am joined by my friend and artist, Ella Talkin, to review New Moon in all its's glory and pain. And when I say that you will love Ella's thoughts I'm not kidding, lol she kind of altered the way I l...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Welcome back to Supermassive Twilight Hole the podcast for Twihards by a Twihard. And in this very special episode my friend Torry and I time travel back to 2009 to the begining of everyone's favorite celebrity ship. The one the only Robsten aka Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. We reflect on how this relationship made us feel, how the media played a huge role in it and the downfall, and the moments that altered our brains. Torry and I also talk about the PR of it all, how fake it might have...
Jun 13, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 3
In this, our first real episode of SMTH I do what I've honestly feels like 109 years in the making. To review the 2008 indie emo film directed by Cathrine Hardwick called TWILIGHT. Never heard of it??? Well 'you can google it'...right after you also google 'adreniline rush' because some wierd pale teenager stopped a van from crushing you and is now gaslighting the fuck out of you. Huge thank you to my dear friend Candice for sitting down to chat with me about our #1 comfort movie and all of the ...
Jun 02, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 2
In this premiere episode of Supermassive Twilight Hole I introduce myself, open up about my Twilight origin story, talk about my thoughts on the supposed Twilight TV reboot, and wrap up teasing some future episodes! Follow the podcast @supermassivetwilighthole Art by Ella Talkin Music by DP Snacks
May 30, 2023•37 min•Season 1Ep. 1
