Ok. Ok. This episode is all over the place. Just all over it. The place, I'm saying. It's all over that. The place is all under this episode. Interrupted by a series of commercials, our old friend Carol is escorted through the wild of the Australian outback, where she learns many things that just can not be true. It will bring joy to your doe-poe, which is a word that Carol's guide will need to translate for you.
Feb 18, 2016•37 min
Ah, Valentine's Day, when an ancient poet with a hand for a head whispers your name. Right? Yes. But before we get to that, we begin with the semi-triumphant return of storybook theater (you might remember the first time we did this in "Episode 4: That's Not How You Make S'mores", or you might have blocked that from your thoughts.) Today is the story of a little girl, a pope (not THE pope, though) and some kind of dark shit. Then, it's time for the Gianetti brothers as they entice you and your s...
Feb 11, 2016•42 min
This is what happens when two people who don't know about football or the news do football and the news. This also marks a first. The first time one of us bails out on a scene completely because it went a little off the rails. Luckily, we started again and it went much, much more off of them. There's a news report about a fire that has caught fire, a man who has trained an animal of some kind (that really is as much as I remember about that) and a hostage situation with jazzmophones. And then, t...
Feb 04, 2016•39 min
Which animal gets its fishing rod caught as it runs through trees? Which creature of the African plains has a natural ability to hide in scuba classes? Does a parrot really need a sickle to hunt berries? And what does a cheetah need to do to make a flute sound? All these questions and many more will be left unanswered as our intrepid explorers, Tarleton and Wilter, take you on a guided tour of the dark continent. This one really just never bothers to even get on the rails in the first place.
Jan 28, 2016•39 min
Spaceships, bar fights, and would you accept a peach gorilla? You know, sometimes here at Super Pee Pee Time Studios, one of us will jot down an outline for us to work with. Just a short paragraph so we can follow a storyline...which would be great, except the other one of us doesn't remember what is IN that paragraph. And then this episode happens. So much fun. And a lot easier than two whole people having to understand an entire paragraph, you'll surely agree. This is the story of Strider Zorn...
Jan 21, 2016•40 min
After last week's screaming, howling lunacy fest, lets bring it down a little. How about a couple of British auctioneers selling items, and taking bids in such denominations as a "hair house inhabited by a triscuit"? Does that work? Great. Also, two drunks at a bar discuss how...honestly I don't remember what they discussed. The invention of the train and a grasshopper needle face, I believe? So that probably helps you understand perfectly. Whew!
Jan 14, 2016•40 min
We made a couple pieces of music, and just saw what would happen if we talked over them. This is what happened. We lost more and more of our minds and we end up with Cade literally offering an unconditional surrender. You'll hear us bouncing back and forth between commercials for a car lot and commercials for...honestly we have no idea what. (Listen closely as Hal Embry of Hal Embry Ford says "that's right" every single time in confirmation of the most insane things ever said on earth.)
Jan 07, 2016•44 min
As we move into 2016, we just want to thank you all so much for listening to our new, you know, thing. We love knowing that there are people out there who like this. Maybe even as much as we do. This episode is just full of the kind of stuff that, for some reason, you people have come to enjoy. It's a year-end telethon, featuring.... -Carol and Master Conversationalist hosting the "Ask Your Uncle Telethon" -Spleen advertisements -A really sad dog and his "trick" -the Gianetti brothers -Wilter an...
Dec 31, 2015•53 min
Well, it's finally here. Christmas. And to celebrate, we here at Super Pee Pee Time have gotten you a wonderfully under-prepared gift. The magical tale of "A Miracle on 34th Street" as only two weirdos who haven't seen the film can tell it. We answer all the big questions: --Will Virginia get her wish (i.e. to have her mother transformed into a mythical creature) --Will Cade figure out how to use his voice changing device? --Will anything actually happen? WHO KNOWS? Honestly, we were there and a...
Dec 24, 2015•43 min
Ho-ho-holy shit. In this our...what is it, 3rd Christmas special? And this isn't even the last one. Anyway, this episode is packed FULL of holiday cheerfulness, enjoyfullness, bullshittery and ho-ho-hosiery! We've got: --Xmas Superstore Commercials --A holiday drama featuring Santa, Winkles, Ted and Beelo. RIVETING. --Returning champions Stephen and Mr. Welk hang Christmas lights and talk about what presents they're giving this year. --Carol takes a wrong turn and ends up at the North Pole. Does...
Dec 18, 2015•42 min
Sit in a tub of egg nog and your own holiday sauces...and listen in as Reg and John present all the best and most frightening home shopping deals on holiday toys. For your children*! *Do not give these toys to your children. Especially the one with the diarrhea moat and the toy that 'protrudes its knowingness'...Whatever that entails. Also, in the future, please let's not mic the elves.
Dec 11, 2015•47 min
Well, well. Episode 21. TWENTY ONE! Our little podcast is all grown up. It can even have its first legal drink, if weeks were years and podcasts were vomiting college students subject to laws. And aren't they? They are. We begin with Cade not feeling great due to eating something called "Goo Goo Clusters." Mac has not heard of this, and they explore. Then... THE HOLIDAY BLOWOUT SALE: The Xmas Superstore has all the deals you can stand, but not too many that you can understand. ...and... THAT ONE...
Dec 04, 2015•41 min
Because we are so thankful for you, the mentally...er...different fans of SPPT, we offer you two alternate universe Thanksgiving pieces for your pleasure and joy. Listen closely to the place where the stuffing goes into the turkey. Emanating from there you will hear: --A very, very carefully researched (obviously) documentary on the origins of the Thanksgiving tradition. I mean, it's us doing it, so we only sort of do that. Then, it's on to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! One of our most ted...
Nov 25, 2015•47 min
By the end of this one, we get so deep into Pee Pee language, it's as if we both had a stroke. Like, we shared a single stroke between us and passed it back and forth like a tank of nitrous. Listen as we sail off together into the lake of insanity. First of all, who knew a dog show was a Thanksgiving tradition? Cade knew this. So we did it. It's unclear if we talk about more things that are NOT dogs than things that ARE dogs. But who can be sure? You can't. You'll get: A disembodied leopard fore...
Nov 20, 2015•42 min
This one's kind of a weird one. I mean, they all are. But it starts off normal weird, and it gets weird-weird. -We begin with the Gianetti brothers tantalizing your tastebuds with a description of their Thanksgiving menu, and the rich, totally true history of the delicious items on it. -Then a brief interlude where Cade tries to convince Mac that Target cupcakes are not disgusting. Unsuccessfully. -And finally, we don't know what this one is. Two weird old guys discussing...something? And trying...
Nov 13, 2015•39 min
Some of your old friends are back for more idiocy and dumbfoolery. Don't leave them hanging, yo. DO NOT LEAVE THEM HANGING, PLEASE, YO, PLEASE. YO. Seriously, yo. First up, Beatrice is visiting Mama down at the police station. Mama has been involved in several activities that have run afoul of the laws of man and nature. Will she see reason and stop her Mama-esque ways? (hint: probably not.) Tarleton and Wilter are back to tell you of the Wonders of Space! These 2 characters go off the rails alm...
Nov 06, 2015•43 min
This Creature Double Feature is what happens when we get overstimulated about a holiday special. Sound effects, music, and major idiocy. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither does dressing up as a princess and asking strangers for candy, so... Turn off all the lights, go get your kid's Halloween candy, turn back on the lights because you banged your shin on something while getting the candy in the dark...but then LISTEN, and you will hear... PART ONE: The Devil and Miss Carol -- in this, Sand...
Oct 30, 2015•1 hr 3 min
SUPER CREE-PEE TIME, VOLUME ONE... Well, folks, it's Episode 15, and we've finally made it to our very first HOLIDAY SPECIAL!! We got so excited, we recorded too much Halloween stuff. Like, more than 2 episodes-worth. So you're getting 2 weeks of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME!!! This week, we revisit our old friends, Reverend Ben and his sidekick Donald (from way back in "Episode 2: The Lord Walks with an Iron Head") as they warn you of the Satanic nature of Halloween, and what you can do about it. In thi...
Oct 23, 2015•41 min
This episode is divided into two halves. They are not equal in duration, and therefore are not halves. Everything you have learned so far is a lie! Let's start over. We want to earn back your trust. PARTS. It is divided into two PARTS. Here they are: A mouth, eye, and ear-watering description of a seasonal tasting menu by our old friends, THE GIANETTI BROTHERS, who are split on whether or not you already know what a doorknob tastes like. Then it's time for THE TOWN MEETING, where congressman Don...
Oct 16, 2015•43 min
Well, well, well. Here we are. Lucky thirteen. And you're still here! YOU, the imaginary person that I am talking to right now. We're both still here, you and I. And together, we are an idiot. As proof, I give you, the Super Pee Pee Time rendition of Jack & the Beanstalk! Starts off on the wrong foot, and only gets onto weirder and weirder feet. Just listen and you will hear... -Cade's inexplicably successful and/or unsuccessful attempts to make theme music on something called a "giggle box....
Oct 07, 2015•41 min
Well, cowlasses and cowlads. Cowpokes and cowplops. Cowdogs and cowbirds. This is it. This is the exciting conclusion to the epic Super Pee Pee Time wild west tale, "Danger on the Trail." This time, we will find out: -How will Uncle Sasquatch react to having all of his men gunned down? Well, or kind of not that great, really? -Who will come to Jessup's aid in his hour of need? And will they likely be very, very helpful? (Hint: not very helpful, probably) -Will the gunfight make any sense at all,...
Sep 30, 2015•41 min
DANGER ON THE TRAIL! A Super Pee Pee Time wild west adventure that ran so long, it spans TWO episodes. In part one, we meet a town under the influence of an unfortunately named cattle baron, and an unlikely hero returns to town where his old flame awaits. Cattle rustlin', hornswagglin', gun fightin', guitar strummin' and really, the worst name for a villain we could possibly have come up with. Also, a bunch of other incredibly dumb stuff happens. I mean, honestly. BONUS SCENE: Two noble superher...
Sep 22, 2015•42 min
The 10th episode! That's the tin anniversary! Buy us tin! And listen to this idiocy! For our anniversary! Just think, it was only ten short episodes ago that there was no Super Pee Pee Time. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. -"Dr Pepper Lady" in which Cade speaks with a miserable woman who believes her longevity is due to soda. They discuss the fine line between continence and incontinence. -"The Old Timers" in which we hear the awful recollections of two nostalgic morons. Listen...
Sep 15, 2015•41 min
It's a Gianetti sandwich. A Gianetti-sode, filled with all the fanciest tastes and flavors that you will enjoy. And also some stuff that actually frightened Cade. Today, you'll hear: -Frank and Joe Gianetti walk you through one of their fanciest menus yet, discussing whether you really should eat edible gold leaf, even though it says you can right in the name. -Based on a real news item, Cade interviews Vincenzo Aiello, an Italian sculptor who misses a delicate part of his body that was taken fr...
Sep 11, 2015•42 min
This episode features a huge milestone: for the very first time, you will hear Mac actually remember his character's name ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCENE. It's only one of the scenes, and it probably won't happen again. First up...Mama & Beatrice are back! Beatrice is concerned about Mama's health habits of crouching in places and "apple picking", and decides to end their relationship over a pork recipe. We then move a news item with Mac interviewing Ted, an easily offended and sexually confli...
Sep 01, 2015•43 min
Let's take it down a notch. No? All right. Let's do something really odd and incomprehensible. Good. That works better for us anyway. First, we do a science documentary. In a way. Sure we do that. It's a premise we don't know anything about, explaining phenomena we can't understand. Kool Aid molecules and yo-yos are mentioned. What do you want, we have BFAs. Then, it's time for SPACE PATROL! The beleaguered captain of a starship shouts at his first officer. He says her name many, many times. It'...
Aug 21, 2015•43 min
This one starts off almost kind of poignant. Well, as poignant as it could be while two people are handcuffed to one another without explanation. -A weird kid and a weird man go for a weird walk, selling things they don't have yet. They are handcuffed together for no real reason. They are friends. -Do you want to learn to make crafts? Just kind of general "crafts" and you don't need to get much more specific than that? Jeannie and Charlotte can help! Kind of!
Aug 21, 2015•46 min
It all starts almost sensibly. But by the end, it kind of sailed away for a while there. Not a lot. A little. Or a lot depending upon how you measure these things.... -First, Cade interviews a man who tapes iguanas to a bicycle. It's based on a true story. Seriously. (Obviously it took place in Florida.) -Then, Mac interviews an expert(?) on apples(?) and they go to the phones for some excellent(?) questions(?). -We then do many, many commercials. Or maybe one long one. Hard to say. Lot of words...
Aug 14, 2015•41 min
In this thrilling episode, we learn a lot about...nothing. We learn nothing. But we are fine people who mean well. - Two religious leaders discuss what is and isn't inspired by the devil, and how not to make s'mores. -Mac and Cade make up two children's stories that Cade incorrectly insists are just like regular children's stories. -Cade interviews Satan himself. They discuss tiger shorts. -Greg and Polly (I think) sell some...items on a Home Shopping show. They're items.
Aug 07, 2015•41 min
Listen with your ears as... -Nurse Carol is unable and unwilling to help anybody -Citizens partake in a fairly serious misuse of a police tip line -Reverend Ben and his intrepid something, Donald, save souls and describe raffle prizes for the upcoming church social.
Jul 21, 2015•43 min
