Super Glued Wooden Pirates

A Podcast for movie lovers with a good sense of humour! Join Cpt Smewes & Cpt Moby as they sail the seas for movies old and new.
Smewes loves his games, Moby loves his sequels and they both love 'close to the knuckle' jokes.
Hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to tell your friends (if you have any).

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Episodes

Episode 16 "Be Excellent To Each other"

In this wees episode Cpt Moby with Smewes and Lego discuss Music such as Tenacious D and Green Day. We also cover moby's movie sequels and trailers. Stick around and hear Smewes talk about Red Dead Redemption 2 and finally a sad exit as one member walks the plank.

Nov 08, 2018•1 hr 35 min

Halloween Special

Smewes is joined by Moby,Lego,Salty Seaman and Smee Bern and they discuss Horror movies and video games. with a spooky story.

Nov 01, 2018•2 hr 7 min

Episode 14 The Beautiful Dildos

Join Cpt Moby and first mate Smewes with special guest Dave percho the AllKnowing as we talk about Movies, trailers and music and also video games. This week we talk Tenacious D,South Park,Slamdunk Festival, Steven King Adaptions, New Found Glory,and much much more.

Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 45 min

Episode 13 A Podcast On Elm Street

A Podcast on Elm Street.. Cpt Smewes talks with Moby and Salty Seamen about the hope of a Freddy Origins Movie. We also cover this weeks Trailers such as The Upside, Aquaman and The Mule. There's Movie talk about Bad Times At The El Royale, A Star Is Born and Hardcore Henry. Moby talks about sequels that surpass or are equal to the original, in this episode its Toy Story 2 followed by a sequel worse which is Sin City2. There is much much more to hear including tv,video games and music. So drop b...

Oct 17, 2018•1 hr 45 min

episode 12 Ant the celebrity

The Three hosts talk to a special guest this week with Cpt Lego taking the wheel. Ant Wall of Firestorm Productions their Sponsor. The 4 of them talk about movies and music and Ants mission to help people with his musical abilities.

Oct 10, 2018•1 hr 43 min

Episode 11 Mobys Show

3 guys discussing movies and pop culture and getting angry at the new good charlotte album. 2.12 - The news, Gambit and general comic book movies talk. 7.47 - Rocket Man , Taron Edgerton. 11.41 - Moby's movie sequels that are better, Terminator 2. 21.30 - that are worse - Escapr from LA. 26.12 - Movies we have seen lately...Mamma Mia 2 30.20 - A Simple Favour 34.14 - Mandy 37.47 - Oceans 8 41.10 - The Bad Batch which leads into a n Adam Sandler chat. 48.10 - Music - Beartooth 52.42 - Good Charlo...

Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 21 min

Episode 10 Upgraded

Superglued Wooden Pirates show off their new sound and make a couple of announcements. We then talk about movies amongst other things.

Sep 26, 2018•1 hr 21 min

Episode 9 Survive The Apocalypse

Cpt Smewes and Cpt Lego talk about movies The Package and The Babysitter. also we cover trailer,games and a bit of musi. and lets not forget how to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Sep 19, 2018•1 hr

Episode 8 Salty Seaman And The Cartoon Dear

Cpt Smewes and Cpt Moby are joined by special guest Salty Seaman as they talk about movies such as Leatherface and The Hateful Eight. Also we discuss netflix cartoons and music such as eminem,WSTR and Schism. Adult humour is advised with sexual references and strong language.

Sep 12, 2018•1 hr 20 min

Episode 7 Legos Wasp Battle

Cpt Smewes an Cpt Lego talk about getting stung by a wasp,movies such as ghost house,truth or dare and summer of 84. also the best gig they have ever been to and video games such as lucky tail,halo and the order.

Sep 05, 2018•1 hr 10 min

episode 6 - supertroopers not starship troopers

join me and my friend moby as we talk about movies like super troopers 2, deadpool 2, infinity war, ghostbusters and many more. also a bit of gaming and music for ya also and trailers we have seen this week. explict content with bad language and adult humour.

Aug 30, 2018•1 hr 7 min

episode 5 flies vs wasps

cpt smewes and cpt leg talk our anger towards flies and wasps. we also talk about the movies TAU and DONT BREATH. we hit a bit of music and a little gaming but generally we just talk crap. have fun.

Aug 24, 2018•37 min

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