You could be good. You could be a hero. I think I'm a little past that, Solis! Is it so hard to believe that I've had a change of heart? If you and I were... dating, it would make sense that I was becoming a hero for your sake. Isn't this the villain you've been crushing on for years now? Yes! And I've always wanted to turn him to the side of good, and now he finally is. But to do it, he's gotta pretend to date me, and I just- I'm lying. Nevaeh.
I'm not actually dating Solis, and I'm not actually changing to the side of good. I'm just taking advantage of Solis' forgiving nature to infiltrate the Paragons. How the hell does that justify holding Solis's hand? It's the only way the other Paragons would believe me! No falling in love with the damn superhero! I would never. Who do you think I am? An idiot? I'm not- I won't fall in love with them. God, they're my nemesis. I... I don't like how much I need you. Super Duper.
A romantic superhero dramedy about a villain fake dating a hero. Coming May 8th. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or learn more at audicinal.info.