¶ Project Audion: Gunsmoke's Lost Episode
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Timeless audio dramas for modern times created the classic way Howdy I'm Larry Groby with the Generic Radio Workshop, and this time we're recreating an episode of Gunsmoke, the original adult western drama which aired on the radio for 10 years and on television for 20. Gunsmoke dealt in serious dramas of the wild and woolly west where Marshal Matt Dillon was trying to keep the peace in and around Dodge City, Kansas.
One of the things that makes today's episode special is that one of our cast members actually lives in Dodge City. And I've asked him to create a short visual essay on the town, then and now. So, without further ado... Here's Glenn Haskell in Dodge City, Kansas. Hello, I'm Glenn Haskell. Here's where I call home. Cattle drives from Texas were once common. Longhorn steer were ever present.
Dancehall girls and saloon pianos called men to come inside and sit a spell. Yes, there was and is a Dodge City, Kansas. And it's every bit the historic town many describe, but it's widened its doors and has come to embrace both agriculture and industry, plus a high dose of tourism.
Now, you may have heard rough and tumble tales, and it's not that the city lied, but when newspapers in Points East thought of the cowboy capital, they imagined lawlessness and abundance of Western shenanigans. Well, they wrote the story of the city from their imaginings. and even that became part of the city's legend. You may have also heard of Front Street, and you may have heard that Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson were lawmen here. Well, Front Street existed, and those two men were lawmen.
But what you may not know is that there were two front streets. The one on the north side of the railroad tracks was respectable and demanded you leave your guns at the door if you were interested in a saloon thirst quenching. The front street on the south welcomed harder men with less respect for the law. This was where buffalo hunters sold their hides and enjoyed adult beverages until the urge to blow off a little steam sent many running for cover.
Sometimes that was just over the Arkansas River Bridge, to points outside the jurisdiction of local lawmen. Well, this side of Dodge City history with a few embellishments is what is often remembered, and mostly it's folklore. But the city did move on and embraced commerce, industry, and development. Today it is a multicultural city, home to cattle operations, meat packing plants, and the cheese plant, and motorcycle and car racing that goes back to the 1920s.
But of course, Dodge City's longest link to popular culture is Gunsmoke, from radio to television. This link has brought the show's actors to town on multiple occasions, creating our own western-themed walk of fame. and all the primary actors in Gunsmoke have their own square of downtown walkway dedicated to their likeness in metal. Should you visit, the Ford County Legacy Center features many of the actual vehicles run in early racing history in the city.
And Boothill Museum has a room dedicated to the Gunsmoke series and what Western culture would have been like for those who watched the show for the first time. I hope you enjoyed your tour of the real Dodge City of today. Now it's nearly time to peruse the legendary. Thanks Glenn. Another thing that makes this episode special is that while hundreds of radio episodes do survive in recorded form,
This is one of a handful that don't. And in fact, it's a very early episode. May 3rd, 1952. Only Gunsmoke's second ever episode. So if you are a fan of the series, you may notice this is just a little bit different from the way it eventually became. For one thing, people generally talk a bit more in this one. Well, I've talked enough right now. So, time to saddle up the sound effects and join our cast as we perform live, Gunsmoke for Project Audio.
¶ Lassiter's Challenge and Aftermath
Dodge City and the territory on west there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers and that's with a U.S. Marshal and the smell of gun smoke. Gunsmoke. The story of the violence that moved west with young America. The story of a man who moved with it. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. Need any more cartridges, Mr. Dillon? No. I got the greener loaded. Unload it. I don't want a shotgun. Yes, sir. Do you want me to come with you? Do you want to come?
No, sir, I guess it's not, but I will. Better stay here then, Chester. This make me a coward, Mr. Dillon? How do you feel? Like a coward? That laster scares me, sir. But you were willing to come anyway. Figure it out for yourself. Good luck, Mr. Dillon. Yeah. If I'm not back, don't forget those reports have to be mailed tomorrow. I won't forget. Mr. Dillon? Yeah? Do you ever get scared? Sure. Better keep yourself busy. Marshal? Marshal? Do you mind if I walk along? Not at all, Doc.
Kind of anxious to get a look at this new corpse of mine. Lassiter's sure done us a favor, picking Dodge to die in. This will put us in the history books for sure. You're a little premature, aren't you, Doc? Oh, not a bit. Not a bit. Oh, and maybe a little foresighted. You know, they say Lassiter's packing 18 slugs in him. 18 slugs. My goodness. Why, he sure has been in a lot of gunfights. Yeah, so they say.
I guess he's got about the biggest gun-rippin' in this whole section outside of maybe Ben Thompson or West Hardin. Oh, and besides West Hardin, you, of course. He's waitin' at the Elefraganza. You better not walk in with me, Doc. Oh, don't you worry, no, sir. I'm not sticking my snoot into no shooting. No, sir. Hey, hey, Marshal. What is it?
You're going to win, aren't you? I sure hate to work on the bodies of my friends. Makes it too darn personal. I'll do what I can. Watch him close, Marshal. Don't let him pull a hideout. Hello, Lassiter. Hi, Matt. Been a long time. Yeah. Drink with me? Why not? Harry, two whiskeys. Harry, get up from behind the bar. We'll give you time to duck before we make our play. Sure, mister. Last year. Sure. Don't spill it.
Leave it on the bar, Harry. We'll pour our own. Yeah, sir, Marshal. Here, sir. How's your shoulder, Lasseter? It aches a little in bad weather. I'm still carrying your lead, Matt. There you are. Could have killed me, Matt. Maybe. That was a long time ago. I want you to know, Matt, I bear no grudge, but it has to be. I know. We're gunfighters, you and I.
Not the same, yet both the same. It's in our blood. That's why, Matt. That's why I have to brace you. I have to know for sure... There's no grudge, Lassiter. Your health? And yours. Straight up? Straight up. Straight up, you call it. Now. simply beautiful. Was it? Why, yes. And it was close, too. I mean, for a moment, I wasn't sure who... Marshall? Your neck. Your hit.
Ah, just a scratch. I'll be all right. Oh, here, let me, I'll just do a little bit of... Let it go, Doc. Get in and get Lassiter. He's all yours. Hmm. Well, of course, but I, uh... You'll be happy to know he's got 20 slugs in him now. I couldn't tell anyone, but the bitterness icing my stomach made me sick. as I remembered Lassiter as a friend, now dead by my gun. Then I got over it. I always got over it. The frontier code was a harsh one, and I knew my job was one that had to be done of them.
West was ever to see peace. As long as killers like Lassiter live, I'd carry a gun and use it. It was the way it had to be. Sometimes a man's dying was the end of it. Sometimes the beginning of something worse. Marshal Matt Dillon? Yes? What can I do for you, miss? Die. Huh? For one thing. Miss, I don't know. It's Mrs. Lasseter. Oh. You see, you've done quite a bit for me already, Mr. Dillon.
You made me a widow. Sit down, Mrs. Lasseter. Here, let me get you some water. Never mind. I didn't know Lasseter was married. Would it have mattered? No, I guess not. Just like all the rest of them. A killer. Lusting for blood like a wild beast. Mrs. Lasseter. Only or worse. Oh, you hide it behind a badge. My husband was in town less than two hours, but you couldn't wait, could you? You saw your chance to get a little bigger reputation.
Matt Dillon, famous gunfighter. Matt Dillon, murderer. It was your husband that sent the challenge, Mrs. Lester. I'm sorry for what happened. And if I can help you in any way. No, Mr. Dillon. I only came to tell you that you haven't heard the last of the Lasseter name. I'm going to see that you're stripped of that big. reputation. Then you're going to die the same way my husband died. Mrs. Lasseter, is there anything I can say that you would listen to? Nothing.
Then good day, madam. Till we meet again, marshal. Well...
¶ Ben Thompson's Devious Plan
Who was that girl, Mr. Dillon? She sure was Maya. Mrs. Lasseter. Mrs. Lasseter? Oh. Oh. She's kind of pretty, ain't she? on good service this sunday wasn't it marshal i uh marson was in good boys oh and and uh An hour and 27 minutes worth of saving. Well, that ought to last us all week. The old man Seabird went to sleep again during the sermon. Well, he'll sure catch it when he gets home. He certainly sleeps loud, all right.
Adenoids. That's what it is. I mean, if he weren't so tight with a nickel, he'd let me fix him. By the way, tell Chester I got the cough medicine made up for him. It's a brand new formula. Okay, what's in it? More sugar and less water. Oh, and this time I added a drop of cinnamon. He'll like that. Won't do his cough much good, but he'll like it. Say, I hear the Widow Lassiter got a...
Big hunk of insurance money. Wrong subject, Doc. Oh, sorry. Much trouble last night? Not much. Texan got his back up and tried to lick Dodge single-handed. He'll be over this morning to get his bruises tended to when I let him out. Uh-huh, Marshal. You know, I can't make much on a swab of iodine. It's a tough life, Doc. Morning. Mr. Dillon, Mr. Dillon. What's the matter, Chester? Look at this note somebody pinned on our door. What's it say? To Matt Dillon.
Four flusher and murderer. I'll bet $10 you ain't got nerve enough to come to Buckner Creek and meet a real man in a fair fight. It's signed Ben. Hmm. Sounds like this Ben's looking for trouble. He'll sure get it, too. When are you going? I'm not. But, Mr. Dillon, people saw this on the door. Everybody in Dodge will be saying you done gone. Chester, how long is Buckner Creek?
Huh? Oh, 20 to 30 miles, I reckon. And where in that 30 miles do I meet this bin? Why, I don't know. Well, neither do I. Well, then... And this note is a fake. Well, he knows you can't answer it even if he's wanted to. What does it mean, Mr. Dillon? I'm not sure yet. Come on, let's turn our prisoner loose. Noisy, ain't he? All right, Texas, up and at him. What? Oh. Well, morning, Marshal.
that's a powerful hard bunk you got feels just like i was belted by a gun-barrel you were what did i do last evening You slugged a couple fellas for calling you a windbag. Seems like you told them you were going to lick every Kansan in Dodge. Every Kansan in Dodge. Well, well. You'll get your guns back when you leave town. Fair enough. Say, that brag of mine about licking every can's an intel hudge. Well? Did I do it? Not quite.
Oh, Marshall, your name Dylan? That's right. I got a word for you. Meant to tell you right off, but the saloon catched me first. What is it? well i ran into some hard cases on the trail they were headed this way and from what they said they only had one job here you know their names sure they were texas gun hawks eh but i ain't proud of it it was newace a smith tom tom henderson and-wait man are you still drunk i'm sober marshall
But those gun throwers are too big to be riding together. They're doing it. And taking our orders nice as pie from their leader. There aren't five men in the West who could handle a pair like that. Who was their leader? The worst one of them all, Marshall. Name is Thompson. Ben Thompson. That was the start. For the next few weeks, it became plain enough that Mrs. Lassiter was paying Thompson and his men as the first step in her revenge. There were more notes.
And then a wave of robberies, not big enough to worry the town, rather small ones. And each time another note was left behind. And each time the note was just vague enough so that the challenge in it couldn't be met. It was silly. But it was working. Marshall! Well, they just busted into my office, stole four dollars and a bottle of alcohol, oh, and they left this. Another note. Hmm.
Same as all the others. Marshall, you ought to do something. I mean, the whole town's starting to snicker every time you pass it. Well, this man is making a fool of you. You see the robbers? No, I was over to the Johnsons. You see, their first baby is getting close, and the missus, well, she's worried about, you know, having the baby. All right, Doc, let's take a look at your office.
Mr. Dillon, you better come quick. Where and why? The alafraganza. There's a fellow down there lapping up booze and saying he's going to kill you. And his name is Ben.
¶ Ambush and Frame-Up
We will return to the second act of Gunsmoke in just a moment, but first, Marie Wilson is one gal who's made something out of nothing. Co-starring with Kathy Lewis, she's made a wonderful comedy character out of My Friend Irma. A gal with nothing in her head. You can enjoy the comedy of my friend Irma and all her friends every Sunday night on most of these same CBS radio stations. Listen tomorrow night. And now, with William Conrad starred as Matt Dillon... Here is the second act of Gunsmoke.
I never had a corpse named Ben. Wonder if this one was ever called... Doc, Doc, shut up. Sure, Marshal. Chester, is it Ben Thompson? No, sir, I don't think so. He's just a young bully boy looking for a quick rep. But his guns are man-sized, and there's a stranger feeding him liquor and egging him on. Guns? Two of them. And watch his pants pocket. He's packing a danger in it by the look. Oh, that sounds like a one-man arsenal. Now, if you don't mind, I think I'll leave you here.
He got a nerve to face me. Sure, now, that's funny, Ben. He's here. Howdy, Marshal. Evening, Texas. How's the head? Tolerable. I'm carrying it from the inside. Meet Ben, Marshal. He's been making quite a brag. I came here to find Ben Thompson. Who are you, son? Oh, you finally got here, did you, Dylan? Harry, a drink from Mr. Fourflesher. Never mind, Harry. Come on, son, you've had enough. Not me. I'm just starting. You tell him, boy. Don't let him push you around.
Who rattled your cage, stranger? Well, it looks like I'm elected to make all the introductions tonight. The big ape is new I say Smith, Marshal. Sure, I don't know the boy here. I'll remember you for that remark, Texas man. Do that. Say, what is all this? Dylan, are you gonna fight or do I make a crawl like a... Get his guns, Chester. And don't miss the pocket gun. Well, whoa. Man, where's...
those punches come from? He never knew what hit him. He's drunk. Nuessis, you got any objections? Not at the moment, Dylan, but you'll see me again. I'd better not in Dodge City. This is an order. Get out and stay out. You can't threaten me. There's no warrant out for my arrest. There will be if I see you in Dodge again. Chester. Escort our friend out of town while I take Junior here off to jail. It wasn't right.
Men like Nueces Smith don't waste time urging young Loudmouse into fights, and they don't back down without gunplay. It wasn't until I left Front Street and was nearing the jail that the thing shaped up. The dark side of the street was deserted, but from a narrow passageway came trouble. Stop right there. Touch that gun and you're a dead man, Marshal. Come here. Into the passage. Stop right there. Good.
Now dump the kid, Marshal. Sure. What's a play, Ben? That Tom Tom Henderson behind you? You know me. Only from Dodgers. There's a lot of them out on Ben Thompson. So I've heard. Turn around. Careful. That's it. Now first I want your gun. You carry a jackknife? Yeah, my hip pocket. Yeah. Here, take the knife, TomTom. Why the knife? In good time, Marshal. Now let's you and I take a walk down the street and leave TomTom to his work. Move.
Mrs. Lasseter paying you for this? Walk. Don't talk. Where are we going? To the edge of town. I'm going to turn you loose. See? No trouble at all. My horse hasn't strayed ten feet from where I left him. All right, Marshal. Turn around and back to town. I'll drop your gun down the road a piece. Thanks. I'm fond of that gun. I know how it is. Oh, and in case you want to find me, and I think you will, come to Yancey's place. Know where it is? About 20 miles north of here.
That's the one. I'll be there the rest of the night waiting for you. But come alone. Adios, amigo. Buena suerte. You'll need it. If it is his knife, Doc, Mr. Dillon wouldn't do a thing like that. He just wouldn't. That boy was saying a lot of nasty things about the marshal, wasn't he? Well, the town, well, they'll figure that... Well, figure what, Doc? Um...
¶ The Ranger, The Widow, The Showdown
That you took revenge on him? On who? The braggart from the salute? Why, yes. I mean, he was found with your knife in his back. Ah, so that's the deal. Saddle my horse for me, Chester. Oh, no. You ain't going to run, are you, Mr. Dillon? Hurry. Yes, sir. You know, this is going to make it look worse, Marshal. If I get back I'll clear it up. If I don't it won't make any difference.
Oops, say. Nice night for a hard ride. You some company? Not even a Ranger, Texas. Great. Oh, well, bust me. I make a mistake. Or are you just a darn good guest? You got a pair of pinholes in your shirt where a star's been hanging. And only a lawman would be likely to recognize three out of three outlaws on this trail. Man, you got good eyes. Sure, you're right. Sergeant Jack Miles, A Company, Texas Rangers. Only that story I told you was a little fit.
I didn't meet Thompson on the trail. I had a tip on this here deal. Followed him. That was a good drunken fight act you put on your first night in Dodge. Fooled me a bit. Playing I Was a Thirsty Cowpoke seemed like a good cover. Until I found out how you handle obstreperous fellows like me. Sorry about that. Oh, I had it coming. How about it? Did I ride along? We want Ben Thompson a lot back in Texas. He's been a real bad boy down there. I got orders to ride in alone. Oh?
Was there anything said about looking behind you? Come to think of it, no. If anyone was to follow me, say a quarter mile back, I probably would never know he was there. So long, Texas. See you around. Well, good evening, Mr. Dillon. We weren't expecting you so soon. Where's Thompson? You really looking? I'm really looking. Where is he?
Oh, he'll be back in a moment. He's with the boys down the stable. Boys? The worst killers in Texas, and you call them boys. You pick fine company, Mrs. Lasseter. My husband never... Your husband was an outlaw and a gunman, but he faced the men he killed, and he hated Thompson's kind like poison. Oh, shut up. Shut up. No, it's time you knew something.
Lassiter and I were friends once. Good friends. We shared the same troubles. Ate the same food long before you ever met him. And you killed him. You think I liked it? Didn't you know your husband at all, Mrs. Lester? Don't you know what drove him to meet me not once but twice? He had to prove himself a better man with a gun. It was an obsession with him. And it grew until it killed him. You lie. You lie. I won't listen to you.
Maybe not, but I can tell you one thing. These men you hired are murderers. How can you justify them stabbing an unconscious boy in the back? Your husband would curse your soul for this night's work. Stabbing? No. No, they were only supposed to beat him a little. Glad to see you could make it, Marshal. You know new aces? We've met. Yeah, I've been.
No hurry, Nueces. I was kind of afraid the town might jail you, Dylan. Glad they didn't. It would have spoiled our fun. You're going to fight me fair, hey, Ben? Well, of course, Marshal. That's the way Mrs. Lasseter wants it. Ain't it fine? That boy tonight. What? Well, it made a better case against the Marshal that way. You make any coffee?
You disobeyed me. You said you were gonna just... Forget it, Vi. You'll get used to my ways after a while. Coffee's on the stove, Ben. I'll get it. I'll come with you, nuesses. I don't need help. I know, but you getting behind me would make me nervous. You poor. I'm through with you, Ben. You'll get no more money out of me.
¶ Thompson's Capture and Aftermath
Money? You're what I want, and you're what I'm gonna get, one way or another. You, you, you filthy scum. I'm fed up with this cat-mouse game. Don't. I can handle you, Marshall, by myself. Now! Hold it, Ben. Don't you even wiggle a finger, Benny boy. I can cover the whole room from this window. One move and I'll bore you center. Oh, glad to see you, Texas. You meet up with Tom Tom out there? I'm standing on him.
He's got a headache. Better lift Ben's guns, Matt, before he gets reckless. Sure thing. Now, Wes, this is done for. This should wind things up. Not quats! Not on your life, honey. You're my shield. Stop there, Dylan. That's pretty low, Ben. Even for you. Hiding behind a woman. I'll save your sermon. I'm backing out of here, and you can be sure that if I die, so will she!
There was no chance for a clear shot that wouldn't endanger the woman. So Texas and I watched as the killer backed slowly all the way to the bar where he threw Mrs. Lasseter aside. I'm gonna stop him. I got outside just in time to see Texas run into the moonlight. He raised his gun, but Thompson's hand spit fire back at him. Texas! I don't like any of you. Where are you hit? In the leg. Get after him, Marshal. I'll be all right. But you get him for me. I will.
It was Ben Thompson's night for his luck to run out. His horse went lame in less than an hour as a result of the race over the rocky country. By dawn, I had him holed up in a patch of boulders. Give it up, Marshal! Go back to Dodge where you belong. Sorry, Ben. I promised the man I'd bring you back with me. You're wasting your time. I can hold out here as long as you can. How about that fair fight, Ben?
Want to meet me straight up? I reckon not, Marshal. I seen you draw against new asses. I think I'm safer sitting right here. Think again, Ben. Some of those boulders behind you have flat sides. I can slam ricochets off them right into where you are. You can't scare me with no tricks, Dylan. Last chance. Go to the devil! I think you're due before me, Ben. You say something? Talk to me, Ben.
You're going back to hang in Texas. No! No! I'll make a deal! Anything! Only! No deals! Do I empty my rifle? Wait! Bear trial. Looks like you win the jackpot, Marshall. You just arrested Ben Thompson. Well, looky there. It's a clean hole, Sergeant. You'll be as good as new in just a few weeks. That's good news, Doc. I want to get back to Texas with my prisoners.
Well, my captain sees my haul. He'll give you a medal, Texas. I'll be lucky if you don't break me for stopping this slug and taking so long to get back. He ain't got no patience with things, that, Cap'n. Say, I'll bet that pretty Mrs. Lasseter will be grateful to you, Marshal. What with you saving her from Ben. She's gone. I told her to clear out. Oh, yeah, a hard one, Dillon. A hard one? You know, like a feather bed inside, Sergeant. He's tough only on the surface.
He'll do, Doc. But I'm wondering. Bringing Ben back was risky, knowing how desperate he was. And you had him cold. Why didn't you drill him, Marshal? Sure, he had it coming. Let's say I don't like having to shoot a man, Texas. Somehow, to me, it just isn't any fun.
¶ Episode Conclusion and Credits
Gunsmoke, under the direction of Norman MacDonald, stars William Conrad as Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal. Tonight's story was specially written for Gunsmoke by Herb Purdom, with music composed and conducted by Rex Corey. Featured in the cast were... Harry Bartell, Bob Griffin, and Larry Dobkin with Michael Ann Barrett, Sam Edwards, and Don Diamonds. Harley Bear as Chester, and Howard McNeer as Doc.
Join us next week as Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal, fights to bring law and order out of the wild violence of the West in Gunsmoke. Tomorrow night in Your Playhouse on Broadway, the star is Lou Ayers and the story is poignant. Dark Victory. Mr. Ayers will have as his co-star in a sensitive role for a newcomer, Miss Sheila Shulman of Cornell University. Don't miss this gripping drama tomorrow night on Your Playhouse on Broadway over most of these same CBS radio stations.
This is Roy Rowan speaking, and remember, Screen Guild Theatre brings you top stars in top drama Sunday nights on the CBS Radio Network. That rounds up this episode of Project Audion. Our Gunsmoke cast includes Denny Thompson in Colorado, Glenn Haskell in Dodge City, Kansas, Norman Klein in Kentucky, Kim Titus in Texas, Jane Beverly in New Jersey, Pete Fernbaugh in West Virginia, Dwayne Knorr in New Jersey, and Caleb Fisher in Virginia.
and handling production, direction, music, and sound patterns, I'm Larry Grobe. Project Audion exists purely for the love of classic audio drama, and we hope you loved it too. So, as this episode rides off into the sunset, please click the like button, leave a comment, and share it with your friends. And until next time, thanks for listening.
