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Stupid Human Suits

Carol Hartsell & Sean Cresposoundcloud.com
You are a completely insignificant, totally random evolutionary accident who could die any moment for no discernible reason. Fun, right? Nearly everyone, at one time or another, has looked down at their body and thought, “What is this thing? How the hell did I get in here? What is an ‘I’ anyway and how much pizza can I put in it?” But almost no one asks those questions out loud for fear of making others uncomfortable. Well, good news. Stupid Human Suits is all about that uncomfortable...ness. Each week, life/comedy partners Carol and Sean chat with a different guest about their obsessions with death, aging, the limitations of being in these bodies, our relative insignificance in the universe and other light topics. Sometimes it’s gross. Sometimes it’s sad. Sometimes it’s hopeful. And curiously, a lot of times it’s funny. Music: Kevin MacLeod, incompetech.com 
Illustration: William Cheselden, Skeleton Praying, Osteographia, 1733

Episodes

Tattoos Are Forever, We Are Not (with Bob Hodge)

Does the idea of permanently altering your stupid human suit excite or terrify you? Does body alteration make you feel like you have more control or does it simply remind you that you are temporary and easily damaged? Tattoo artist Bob joins us this week to talk about his work, the lost art of naughtiness and why so many of us fall in love with turning our bodies into canvasses.

Jul 17, 201741 min

Finding Family (with Phillip Betts)

Part of the deal with these stupid human suits is they come from somewhere. Sometimes, that somewhere has its own stupid human suit issues. This week, Phillip Betts joins us to talk about what happens when your parents aren't quite up to parenting.

Jun 26, 20171 hr 1 min

Crime Scene Cleanup (with Lupe Rodriguez)

Chances are, if this week's guest was called to your house for a cleanup, you and your stupid human suit had a very bad day. On this episode of SHS, Lupe Rodriguez regales Sean and Carol with tales from a job neither of them would be capable of doing.

Jun 12, 201738 min

The Freedom Of Loss (with Kimberly Steele)

What happens when you experience a loss so great you know nothing can ever hurt you to that degree again? This week's guest, writer and editor Kimberly Steele, experienced a kind of freedom in personal tragedy, though that freedom also came with a decades-long flirtation with self-destruction. She joins Carol and Sean to talk about surviving loss and the eating disorder that plagued her teens and twenties.

Jun 06, 201752 min

Age Is Just A Word (with James Urbaniak)

This week, Carol and Sean sit their stupid human suits down with one of their favorite humans and actors, James Urbaniak. They talk character, what "making it" looks like, and that moment when you start to realize that yes, you are getting older.

May 28, 201748 min

When The 'Cure' Is Sick (with Maris Ehlers)

Sometimes when the world cannot accept the way we're born into our stupid human suits, it conspires to change us... with disastrous results. This is what happened to Maris Ehlers' older brother, Kirk. Maris was only a baby when Kirk was "cured" of his homosexuality, so she didn't understand the damage that had been done to him until much later. On this episode of Stupid Human Suits, she shares Kirk's story and offers some important advice to parents about accepting who your children are and who ...

Apr 14, 201742 min

Never Throw Up On The Body (with Dave Bledsoe)

Our friend and fellow podcaster Dave Bledsoe stops by to tell us what it was like to be a military cop at the tender age of 19. SPOILER: Sometimes bad things happen.

Mar 29, 201741 min

Playwriting for Prisoners (with Jeffrey Joseph)

You only have one stupid human suit, so what do you do when it is suddenly confined? This week Carol and Sean are joined by comedian, actor and teacher Jeffrey Joseph, who teaches creative writing to juvenile offenders at Rikers Island. He also works with an organization called Witness To Innocence, an "organization dedicated to empowering exonerated death row survivors to be the most powerful and effective voice in the struggle to end the death penalty in the United States." You can learn more ...

Mar 20, 201755 min

OMG, How About Those 7 Planets! (with Moiya McTier)

This week on Stupid Human Suits we have our first return guest, astrophysicist and Columbia PhD candidate, Moiya McTier. Moiya stops by to explain to us that, no, we aren't about to make first contact with the aliens from Trappist-1, but the discovery is still really cool anyway.

Mar 06, 201739 min

Saying Goodbye (with Sharon Spell)

There is no good way to say goodbye to the stupid human suits who tailored you into this world. Or is there? This week comedian and storyteller Sharon Spell stops by for a totally casual, not at all omg-inducing retelling of how she was "really lucky to be there" when both her parents died within weeks of each other. HER WORDS, NOT OURS! Look, it makes sense when she explains it. If you have parents, you'll really appreciate this episode. And if you're an asexually produced human-coral hybrid ma...

Feb 27, 201758 min

Unbearable Grief, Unimaginable Resilience (with Katie O'Leary Logan)

Normally our intros casually reference the SHS name as a way to let you know which aspect of consciousness, perspective or mortality we'll be discussing. This week though, we can't tip you off ahead of time. Instead, we're issuing the following warning. DO NOT START THIS EPISODE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO COMMIT TO THE WHOLE DAMN THING. That sounds like a joke. It's not. This week's episode with Katie O'Leary Logan seems like it's going to be a fun, silly ride with an engaging personality and maybe ...

Feb 19, 201739 min

All Dogs Go To Upstate (with Christina Romero)

The best friends our stupid human suits have is our stupid furry buddies. But because everything is stupid, their lifespans are way shorter than ours. Wait, what? Shut up, no they're not, they're going to outlive us! Oh, god. This week, veterinarian Christina Romero stops by to walk Sean and Carol through the moment they are dreading. On the plus side, we learn that bonding with animals makes you a better person... before they leave you and you become a sadder person. SHUT UP, THEY'RE GOING TO L...

Feb 12, 201742 min

Under The Skin (with John DeVore)

You can't judge a stupid human suit by its cover. This week, writer and editor John DeVore joins Sean and Carol to talk about biraciality, family and the AIDS epidemic as a formative moment in American culture. Also, possums for some reason.

Feb 06, 201749 min

Controlling the Uncontrollable (with Sam Grittner)

If we are trapped inside these stupid human suits, we should at least be able to control them, right? Not so much. This week, comedian and writer Sam Grittner joins us to talk about depression, drugs, suicide and all the ways we try to exact control over these lives and bodies. Never be afraid to ask for help. If you are struggling with thoughts of suicide, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255.

Feb 03, 20171 hr 6 min

Don't Scatter Your Ashes (with Robert Ruggiero)

Our stupid human suits will one day fail and die. We don't know when this will happen, so it's best to prepare now. Or, maybe tomorrow. Or next month. Later, just later. This week, Robert Ruggiero, Executive Director of the Metropolitan Funeral Director's Association, tells Sean and Carol about his lifetime in the funeral business and what you have to do to prepare for the inevitable. (And his lovely wife Tina refuses to talk to us.) If you have questions about funeral planning, you can reach ou...

Feb 03, 201754 min

I Shall Fear No Evil... Ok I Shall (with Margee Kerr)

At Stupid Human Suits, we know that death isn't the ONLY thing to be afraid of, not when there are spiders, heights, sharks, some place called the "suicide forest"... This week, Carol and Sean are joined by Margee Kerr, a sociologist who studies -- and embraces -- FEAR. Listen to the episode and then pick up her book, "SCREAM: Chilling Adventures in the Science of Fear."

Jan 31, 201738 min

From the Woods to the Stars (with Moiya McTier)

Astronomer, author and Columbia grad-school student Moiya McTier has packed a lot of living and knowledge into her stupid human suit, and it's only half the age of Carol's and Sean's. Not fair. She joins us this week to talk about the possibility of life on other planets, institutional racism and growing up in the woods.

Jan 23, 201745 min

Of A Certain Age (with Monica Wyche)

All of our Stupid Human Suits are getting older. Some of us feel trapped by that inevitability. Others, like this week's guest, feel emboldened, happy and ready to the dust the suit off for the next adventure. Monica Wyche joins Carol and Sean to talk about being an actress of a certain age and what it's like to have a child in her 40s. Plus, she gently explains to Sean what an episiotomy is.

Dec 19, 201641 min

How To Be Here (with Mike Brown)

Some of us feel trapped in our Stupid Human Suits. Some of us don't. And some of us are ripped from them long before our time. This week, comedian Mike Brown opens up about depression, suicidal feelings and coping with the senseless murder of his best friend.

Dec 11, 201651 min