On this edition of Stumptown Radio, Phuoc Nguyen and Emma Swett are back on Substack Live to discuss the 1-0 win over the Chicago Stars, give their grade for the midseason report card, Bella Bixby’s club record for clean sheets, Pietra Tordin’s rising stardom, the summer transfer window, free agency, and so much more. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stumptownfooty.substack.com/subscribe...
Jun 30, 2025•41 min
The Stumptown Radio Podcast were back LIVE to discuss everything Portland Thorns. Phuoc, Wilder, and Rocky discuss Meghan Klingenberg’s retirement and impact, Caiya Hanks’ potential injury, 2-0 win over Washington Spirit, Bella Bixby tied for most clean sheets in club history, Jessie Fleming’s role moving forward, and the summer transfer window. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stumptownfooty.substack.com/subscr...
Jun 20, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Phuoc, Emma, and Rocky hop on their phones (instead of the usual mics) for this special edition of Stumptown Radio on Substack Live. The trio discuss Sam Coffey’s extension through 2027, loss at Bay FC, what to expect for the summer transfer window, and the importance of the Pride Day match against Washington Spirit. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stumptownfooty.substack.com/subscribe...
Jun 13, 2025•56 min
The absolute gauntlet that was May is officially over for the Portland Timbers, who now play just two matches until June 28. They finished with an MLS record of 2-2-2, and were knocked out of the U.S. Open Cup round of 16 against the San Jose Earthquakes. Sam, Luukas, and Alex break down how the team looked before playing another round of “Stump it or boot it!” Spanning topics such as Jonathan Rodriguez, Portland’s attack as a whole, and who their best player is as we approach the halfway point ...
Jun 05, 2025•40 min
Welcome to Stumptown Radio Podcast, Portland Thorns edition. On this episode, Phuoc, Wilder, and Emma break down the 0-2 semifinals loss at the Concacaf W Champions Cup where the Portland Thorns failed to qualify for the 2028 FIFA Women’s Club World Cup. After the match, head coach Rob Gale, vocally disagreed with a local reporter. The trio also react to the comments he made. Even though the team is on an unbeaten streak in NWSL play, there remains a lot to be desired from the team. Should the s...
Jun 02, 2025•40 min
Phuoc, Melina, Wilder, and Emma hop on the mics to discuss all things Portland Thorns. On this episode of Stumptown Radio, they discuss the team’s big road win where Pietra Tordin started and scored her first professional goal. Head coach Rob Gale started two out and out wingers in Caiya Hanks and Payton Linnehan who both found the back of the net. The backline of Reyna Reyes, Sam Hiatt, Mallie McKenzie, and Kaitlyn Torpey showed up. The midfield of Mimi Alidou, Hina Sugita, and the captain also...
May 20, 2025•42 min
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May 16, 2025•9 min
On this episode of Stumptown Radio - Thorns Edition, Phuoc and Rocky break down the road draw, JP’s contract extension, the upcoming schedule, and more. Episode Guide The Portland Thorns salvaged a draw on the road against the San Diego Wave thanks to a stoppage time penalty kick by rookie center back, Jayden “JP” Perry. Jeff Agoos and the Portland Thorns have just announced JP’s contract extension to 2028. Before heading off to Mexico for the Concacaf W Champions Cup, the team is off to face th...
May 16, 2025•34 min
Sam and Alex chat about the week that was for the Portland Timbers — Advancing to the US Open Cup Ro16 after a win in Tacoma, earning a clean sheet and three points at home in their return to MLS play, and all of the overhead kicks and saves in between. This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stump...
May 13, 2025•33 min
The Portland Timbers unbeaten run came to an ignominious end in San Jose, and then they survived another chapter in the Starfire Sports U.S. Open Cup Chronicles. And there are a plethora of a games on the horizon to bring even more chaos. Sam “please don’t make me go back to Starfire ever again” Svilar and Luukas “I’m in the industry and here are all of the secrets” Ojala take to the mics to break down a roller coaster week, and preview the match against Sporting Kansas City. This is a public ep...
May 10, 2025•39 min
Welcome to Stumptown Radio, we are back with another episode of Portland Thorns coverage! The defending NWSL Shield and Champions, Orlando Pride rolled into the Rose City and were stunned at Providence Park, coming up empty-handed in a 0-1 loss. Thanks to Reyna Reyes, Mackenzie “Macca” Arnold, and the backline’s dominance, they got another signature win in 2025. Phuoc, Emma, and Wilder break down the 1-0 victory, preview the San Diego Wave match, talk the summer transfer window, and if the team ...
May 09, 2025•41 min
The boys were live on Substack ahead of tonight’s U.S. Open Cup game between the Timbers and Tacoma Defiance. Despite Sam’s spotty wifi connection, the stream rolled on. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stumptownfooty.substack.com/subscribe
May 07, 2025•18 min
Welcome back to another episode of Stumptown Radio - Thorns Edition. The Portland Thorns and Racing Louisville set the new record for most fouls in a NWSL match with 41. In the 3-3 draw, the Thorns came back from two goals down to salvage a result. The Stumptown Footy break down the actual team performance, officiating, the postgame comments between Jessie Fleming and Ary Borges, and preview the match against defending NWSL shield winner and champions, the Orlando Pride. Where does Portland need...
Apr 30, 2025•43 min
The Portland Timbers are red-hot, and off to their best start through 10 games in their MLS history. How did it all come about down in LA? The boys are on the microphones to break it all down. Sam, Alex, and Luukas talk through the game, the big decisions, what the Timbers can do to keep improving, and what it all means for the best spring the Timbers have perhaps ever had. Sam has numbers, Alex has roster praise, Luukas has referring takes — it’s all here, folks. This is a public episode. If yo...
Apr 29, 2025•54 min
The Portland Thorns lost a heartbreaker in Seattle, and then followed up in a big way to smash Gotham FC at home 4-1. It was an awesome response and “get right” moment for the Thorns, and the STF Thorns pod crew recaps all of it. Phuoc, Emma, Melina, and Wilder break down the loss and the big win. What made Portland so successful last Tuesday? Will the rise of Caiya Hanks ever slow down? Who should the starting goalkeeper be? All this and more in the latest episode of Stumptown Radio! Stumptown ...
Apr 26, 2025•51 min
Sam and Alex break down the VAR, penalties, offside goals, and counterattacks which were on display during the Portland Timbers' 3-3 draw at home to LAFC on Matchday 9. They also provide their thoughts on the Omir Fernadez acquisition before the close of the primary transfer window, and *unfortunately* another trip to Starfire in the US Open Cup. This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If...
Apr 25, 2025•50 min
The biggest day in the NWSL has finally arrived. No, we’re not talking about the postseason, we’re talking about Cascadia rivalry day between the Portland Thorns and Seattle Reign! Stumptown Radio returns with Phuoc, Wilder, and Rocky sharing their thoughts on the Portland Thorns’ first win of the season over Utah Royals. The trio also break down why this edition of the Cascadia derby will look a lot different, what to expect, and why this rivalry is so special and the best in women’s sports. Ro...
Apr 18, 2025•30 min
After a brief hiatus, the lads (Alex, Luukas, and Sam) are back to talk Timbers on Stumptown Radio following a pair of impressive wins against the Colorado Rapids and Houston Dynamo before embarking on a stretch of four road trips in their next five matches. This Substack is reader-supported. To receive new posts and support our work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ...
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Porlanada lives! The Portland Thorns have signed Canadian forward Marie-Yasmine “Mimi” Alidou — what can we expect from the newest Thorn? The Thorns pod crew chat with Laura Bryan of Rise Higher all about Alidou: the type of player she is, how she fits into this Thorns team, and what to watch for as she integrates into the club. Then, Phuoc, Emma, Wilder, and Melina break down the Thorns home opener. Was the 1-1 draw a fair result? Should Caiya Hanks be starting? What does this team need to do t...
Mar 27, 2025•41 min
Alex and Luukas share their thoughts on the Timbers’ disappointing 1-1 draw with the LA Galaxy, updates on player availabilities, and provide a brief preview of the club’s Matchday 5 trip to Commerce City, Colorado. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stumptownfooty.substack.com/subscribe
Mar 21, 2025•19 min
The Portland Thorns started off their 2025 campaign in a very similar fashion to the opening of their 2024 campaign: with a bad loss to the KC Current. Melina, Phuoc, Sam, and Wilder chatted through the loss, touching on where it went wrong (pretty much from first kick), what needs to change moving forward (pretty much everything), and how we feel about the rest of the season (pretty much the same). Plus: Phuoc’s “ESPN First Take” moment, Melina’s “they are who we thought they were” moment, Wild...
Mar 20, 2025•46 min
The Portland Thorns are finally back! After an offseason of change, injuries, and absences, the Thorns are ready to take the pitch again in 2025. Who are the big and new names to watch for this year? What should we expect from the new contingent of young and talented players? What is the outlook for what looks to be a rebuilding year for Portland? Emma, Melina, Phuoc, Sam, and Wilder chat through all of that and more. Including: Emma’s test for Rob Gale, Sam’s proposed (sparkling water) drinking...
Mar 14, 2025•42 min
Soph Wilson and Michael Wilson are going to be parents! The news broke today that Soph is expecting her first child, so you know that the Stumptown Footy team had to share our reactions. Sam, Phuoc, Rocky, and Wilder chat through the human joy of the moment, what it means for the NWSL and women’s sports, and yes, what it means for the Thorns 2025 season. Plus: Phuoc’s journalistic integrity, Wilder’s undying optimism, and Rocky’s “Welcome to parenthood” basket. This is a public episode. If you'd...
Mar 06, 2025•27 min
For the first time in 2025, the Portland Timbers have won a game! Sam, Alex, and Luukas sat down to break it all down. We chat about the “Cheeky Little Chappy”, gush about Ian Smith, discuss how we want Portland’s offense to improve, and of course discuss Luukas’ bona fides as a member of Gen Z. All that, plus: Sam making and then disagreeing with a take in record time, Alex’s Timbers trivia, Luukas’ multiple Stanley cups, and a plea from the entire gang for the comment section. This is a public...
Mar 04, 2025•48 min
The crew checks in on how the preseason preparation of the Portland Thorns is going and it… could be better, not gonna lie. With chat about the two Coachella Valley Invitational matches, the concerning injury & availability problems facing the team, and a little teaser of the new Thorns’ secondary kit, Phuoc, Sam, Rocky, and — making her Stumptown Radio debut — Emma break down what it all means and how we’re feeling. Featuring: Phuoc’s warning to “brace for impact”, Rocky’s “the best at shar...
Feb 26, 2025•52 min
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. The 2025 MLS season is here, and the Portland Timbers are back! Sam, Alex, and Luukas took to the microphones to preview the Timbers’ 15th MLS campaign, and 50th anniversary. What do we think of the new signings? Where will the Timbers finish? Who will be their leading scorer? Is this year finally the year that the Timbers make the leap back to the playoffs? Listen on to find out! Plus: Sam’s spicy Evander take, Luukas’ eyebrow-raising formatio...
Feb 22, 2025•44 min
The 2025 Portland Timbers season is here, and Stumptown Footy talked to Timbers General Manager Ned Grabavoy all about the club ahead of its 50th year. Sam and Alex chatted with the Ned about a wide range of topics: the Evander sale, this offseason as a whole, young players and youth development, what Ned thinks Portland needs to do to avoid a slow start to the year, and we even got the GM’s thoughts on the state of the media around the league. Listen on to hear to hear all of that, and much mor...
Feb 20, 2025•32 min
In the waning hours of Tuesday night, the news finally dropped that Evander has been transferred from Portland to FC Cincinnati for a club-record fee. So of course the boys shared their thoughts over the microphone about the saga being over, what we’re feeling now, and what’s next. Jeremy is in a kit. Phuoc is relieved. Alex is excited. And Sam is thinking things. Listen on for more. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, v...
Feb 13, 2025•33 min
The big announcement is here: the Portland Thorns will have a brand new $150 million dollar training facility! The gang takes to the microphones to share our reactions. What does this mean for the team both and off the field? What does mean for women’s sports, both locally and across the country? Listen on! Plus: Sam struggling with W’s, Phuoc’s happiness for the players, Wilder’s recruitment pitch, Melina’s positivity, and making their Stumptown Radio debut, new contributor Rocky McNeff explain...
Feb 07, 2025•39 min
While Portland freezes, the Portland Timbers are in sunny and warm Coachella. Sam, Alex, Jeremy, and Luukas preview the Coachella Valley Invitational preseason tournament and what to watch for (spoiler: it’s not the scoreline). Plus, with more smoke around Evander’s pending exit from the Timbers, the gang dives into what that departure could look like (spoiler: we are a divided front). Featuring: Alex’s groundhog takes, Jeremy’s Geoguessr prowess, Luukas’ impression, and Sam once again forgettin...
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 10 min
