SYSK Selects: That Dang-old Goat Fell Over

know from house stuff Works dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Brant. Yeah, that's right, that's me fall over. But yes, not yet, Chuck. We're getting there, okay, okay, Um, how are you doing. You're feeling a little sick after Los Angeles? Yes, Josh, heavy workload and stress usually means Chuck crashes and gets sick afterward. Yeah. I came very close. That's what happened. As I was telling you, I'm a walking ad for

emergency It works really well. It's good stuff, Um, Chuck. I hope you feel better. Soon, thank you. Um. In the meantime, let's talk about the Satanic symbol that is the goat. Yeah, the the inverted star is supposed to be a goat head, is that right? Yes? That is actually the bah fomat. It's a I think a seventeenth century French illustration. Um No, nineteenth century French magician uh eliphas Levi drew the bah fomat of Mendy's right. Okay, and Mendy's is like the key term here. This is

where the idea that the goat was Satanic came from. Okay, so back in the day, back when the Greeks were running around Egypt, let's say the fourth sent free bc Um.

One of them, Herodotus wrote of the Mendees, people who lived along the Nile and venerated and essentially worshiped goats, specifically male goats as symbols of fertility, and the Greeks, doing what they did, eventually ripped this idea off and labeled their god Pan the the King of the Satyrs, half god, half man god who like to woo the ladies and basically press his male goat sexuality onto them. Right. Okay, so we have the idea that a male goat a k a ram in a lot of cases, I'm pretty sure,

became the symbol for powerful male sexuality. Right as the Christian Church came about sexuality kind of diverged from um reality. Uh that that I that concept became more and more taboo, increasingly taboo, until finally you get to the point where, um, we arrive at the Knights Templar who supposedly venerated Bafometse guys pop up a lot with us. They do, um that that that image of Bafo met not the nineteenth century one, but the image of a goat head, which

they supposedly idolized. Um was used against them to persecute them as Satanists and kill them. And from that point forward, the goat went from pagan god of male fertility or sexuality to satanic from that moment on to the point now where you can look at a goat and you get a touch of evil from it, don't you know. I was just about to counter and say, that's funny, because goats are the sweetest, most adorable little creatures on the planet. It depends, first of all, it depends on

their age, It depends on their size. It depends on how readily you can see those satanic eyes of theirs. It's satan walking their chuck. Let's just come out and say it. Okay, well we know we everyone knows the head pet goats, so you're not to get me to say anything like that. Plus, if you're anything, you're lackey for the goat lobby. I am. Yeah, what about fainting goats?

Though I have to agree these are not satanic? They are they fall into the cute camp, right, Yeah, it's pretty cute and sad and funny, it's all wrapped up into one. In fact, I have never experienced such a range of emotions as when I watched fainting goats and fainting kittens. Yeah, fainting kittens in particular got my goat. I just showed Lizzie. It's awesome, she laughed. I thought,

it's a hilarious chuck. It's so sad looking though, I know, but then they kind of look around and look like a stupid kitten and like like a few times and they're fine. I I urge anyone who hasn't seen, first of all fainting goats to go onto YouTube dot com. That's why oh, you tube dot com. It's a kind of like a video repository of sorts. You can share video.

Type in yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Um, you type in fainting goats and then watch the one with the greatest number of hits and you will see what we're talking about. I think it's ten million, eight hundred thousand hits right now. Watch that one. You'll see what we're talking about. The rest of the time. You can also, if you want to treat yourself, type in fainting goat kittens hyphen original video and you'll see what makes me laugh and makes Chuck cry. And if you want to really treat yourself,

type in war's be Oh that one's adorable. That little lamb, Yeah that's the Is that a lamb or a goat? It's a lamb, but a lamb is a female goat, right, or it's a baby goat. Isn't a goat? A mail lamb a baby goat as a kid, a lamb is a lamb. Huh oh yeah, lamb is a baby sheep. Yeah, Okay, we're all set. No need for emails, everybody my autonic goats. Okay,

So yeah, there's other names for these things. Now that hopefully you've gone and watched this, you're up to speed, and you don't know we're about to be talking about, because we are going to explain this weird phenomenon that is feigning goats a k a. As you just said, my autonic goats. What else, Chuck where is some other awesome names for these things? The Tennessee stiff legs just good name for a band, as is my atonic Goats, Tennessee wooden legs, nervous goats, and fall down goats. Imagine

fall down goats was pretty early in the game. So that's what Bam Bam from Flintstem calls exactly. Uh, they go by several different names, Josh, but they are not fading at all. Actually, no, no, And we should say if you are too lazy to go look up this

YouTube video and you don't know what we're talking about. Basically, um, these goats videos of goats who are being chased by like a farmer or something with an umbrella, and all of a sudden, they'll just stiffen up and fall over and it looks like they fainted dead away or possibly died and instantly gone into rigor mortis It looks like

they've been shot and killed by a sniper exactly. And then after a second, they just kind of get up and and uh, you know, run away some more um and yeah, they're called feigning goats, but it's not at all what's going on instead, chuck, it's like an altered startle response. Right. Yeah, it's congen little condition. Means they get it since you know their little baby kid goats,

they were born with it. It's called myotonia congenita. And there's another couple of names, the Becker type disease or Thompson's disease, and you know they basically we'll get into the specifics. But what happens is they tense up like the fight or flight. Like if an explosion went off right behind you right now, you tense up and then go Maybe what happens here is they tins up and they don't untense. They stay stiff long enough to fall over on their side as if they were dead. Appropriately.

Robert Lamb, who wrote this article, points out it's like that, you know, when you tense up from a from a fight or a startle or danger, flight or fight, fight, fight or flight. It's been a while, clearly Um, that tension that's relieved almost immediately. That basically your brain like getting your body like zapped into preparedness, like like get ready to run. Stop thinking about tutsie, roll pops, jerk, It's time for you to to kick some bottom. Yeah.

Or in the goats case, quit thinking about that big patch of grass. Right, there's a wolf behind you running get out of here exactly. But instead of running, they tense up, they fall over because their muscles take about ten or twenty seconds to relax. Right. Yes, so you talked about um myotonic, they're myotonic goats. Myotonia exists in more than just um goats. It exists in humans as well, kittens we said, yeah, um satis video however, so awesome.

And mayotonia is basically this, Uh, it's a nervous it's a disorder of the central nervous system, a congenital one like you said, chuck, Um, that's characterized by stiff muscles that they're they're rigid and they take time to relax. Right. Yeah. I think the voluntary or voluntary muscles we should say, not like your cardiac muscle or you're voluntary muscles. Um. The stat I found was that it affects about one and one hundred thousand people and in northern ind an

Avia one in ten. Huh, who knew? Well, I guess they they have a bottleneck up there some sort, because not that many people want to move up to cannon Ava. I didn't see any kind of explanation for why there would be more abundant there. But that's how many it effects in people. If it's uh, if you have it, there's some medication. It's not that big of a deal. Stay exercise, stay loose, don't walk around big piles of glass, I would say, are beds of nails. You don't want

to fall on anything like that. Maybe you shouldn't be driving a car. But I don't think humans actually stiffen and fall over like the goats. I think it's more of a you know, temporary stiffening and or again, as Robert Lamb put it, a full body Charlie horse, but without the pain. Yeah, yeah, they say they don't feel pain. I don't know about that. Yeah, we'll get into that

in a second, all right. But there's a there's a similar condition to called um myo clonus and um it's actually the basis of my favorite, probably my favorite um physiological trade of humans, the myoclonic jerk. You know, when you're falling asleep and then all of a sudden you go and awake. Yeah, yeah, that happens to me. And if you'll notice, most of the time you're dozing and you're you're dreaming of maybe falling down a stare or

something like that. So apparently your brain is either confused that you are in fact falling, or it does it doesn't understand why you're why your muscles are relaxing in some weird way, and it's jolting you awake. Um, or it thinks you're dying and it's railing against dying, trying to get your heart going again. Of her. Either way, thank you, body, yes, and mind. But another another name for is the hypnic jerk. The hypnic jerk, it's just great. Do you like it when it happens to you or

you just it's so it's just funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That it's a weird feeling. It's sort of like when you when you almost fall back in a chair and you catch yourself. There's nothing more like, you know, thrilling to the body than that. That. Oh my gosh, I'm going to die here in one second exactly, so you're

you're it's thrilling because your muscles tense up. You have to wonder, if you're just sitting there for ten or twenty seconds, does your brain your brain apparently would know that there's no longer any danger, but you can't move, which I imagine would kind of be kind of stressful. In dings Joan, stop in dings, jo. We know that the brain knows that there's no longer any danger because the actual UM disorder is on the cellular level in

the muscles. Right. Yeah, there's a gene Josh called the c l c in one, the chloride channel one gene, of course, and it's involved in the production of proteins, which are you know proteins are good for muscle relaxing and contracting and stuff like that. Well, yeah, and chloride uh ion specifically, right, yeah, what's the deal? Too much chloride? Yeah?

You will? You want remember check the point of being alive as a functioning body is homeostasis, right, right, So you want um an equal amount or a relatively comparable amount of positively charged sodium ions which tell your muscles to contract and negatively charged chloride ions, which say go ahead and relax muscles. Right, Oh, there's not enough chloride

in this case. Yes, so there's an abundance of sodium and not enough chloride, which means that when you when the cells are innervated, the muscle cells are innervated with an electrical impulse from the brain turns up. It takes them longer to relax because they're out of whack because this gene is not expressing those will ride ions like it should be. But so it's not the brain any longer thinking that we're afraid or that there's a danger. It's the muscles. It's all in the muscles, that's right.

And it is hereditary. It can be dominant or ascessive, meaning either one of your parents can have the gene or both. Not too picky there. And uh, the difference is with the goats is they're actually bread to encourage this, right, And here you mentioned something a second ago um that kind of smacked of the ethics of it, right, I don't remember what it would be, kind of like let's

go to well just people laughing. Every time I see those videos, I think the goats, you know, they're all they're they're roaming around their pin and then I get the feeling they see people coming, They're like, oh God, here we go again. Some i'm jerk is gonna shoot a gun in the air or something and we're all gonna fallow and they're gonna laugh at us. Very funny. Ha ha, right exactly, So here we go, agare we

go again? And every time they see a human without fail, I'm sure human does that to that and that humans laugh and think it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. The goats are just like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And actually there's two reasons that fainting goats are bred these days. One is for novelty because they do that, and another is for meat. Basically, yeah, that made me sad. I thought it would just be strictly novelty and having them

as a pet. No. And initially, I mean, that's what's what most livestock goats are used for as meat, and frankly, they're delicious, but um, I wouldn't know they're so delicious. Um. But if you think of them as satanic, you can eat them all day long. It's like you're eradicating evil by eating the goat. You know what? I'm saying, give me one of those evil satanic goat tacos. I want to do my part. Can I give you like a tad of history? Yeah? Do you want to talk about

the history of it? Okay, I know we're hopping around here, go on fire like b But the the reason that Tennessee stiff legs are fall down goats, as some people call them, are called Tennessee stiff legs or Tennessee wooden legs, is because they were brought down from Nova Scotia allegedly by a farmhand named John Tinsley. That's what they think. Yeah,

from what I saw, that was the likeliest explanation. Yeah, to Marshall County, Tennessee in the late eighteen hundreds eighteen eighties, yep, and he started breeding them, which uh is called unnatural selection. Will get to that in a second, But um, this, these the goats whore originally not bred for novelty, right. It took a hundred years for them to really start to be bread for novelty. They were bred because Chuck, as you pointed out, their muscles don't atrophy, right, they

do the opposite, right. Well, yeah, I mean, if you think there's muscle waste going on, think again, because it actually makes the animal much leaner for slaughter. Right, it's hard for me to even say that, right. So there's because of all the tensing and untensing that they do more than the average animal. They're kind of bulk, they're ripped, they're but so they have a loaf their lean meat. But there's a lot of meat to um to muscle as well. So they're prized for their meat and apparently

they're they're propensity toward um myotonism to tensing up. Painting prevents them from keep from climbing fences, which is a big problem when you're keeping goats as livestock. They like to just hop right over a fence to erect forum. Minded. No, my goats loved being pet goats, I'm sure. Well. No, we had a big pen and they were actually in there with the dogs. We had two dogs and two goats and they were I mean the goats I think took their cues from the dogs because they were very,

very playful. And uh, I used to play games with my goat, Nestor all the time. Whatever happened uh Nestor, Well, Billy died, which is very sad. And then of course, and then Nestor. We eventually were like, you know, we we need to move Nestor out a farm. So this lady took him and Nestor wrote it back to the truck with me with his head on my lap the whole way. And what the lady dude to Nestor? Do you think? I think she kept Nestor as a goat. And that's the story I'm sticking to that Nestor was

a pet until he died of old age. Has a beautiful story each other. Y Um, okay, so good. So your your goats fared very well. I'm glad to hear that. I remember the goats at my birthday party. They one of them was a housecoat. Remember, Oh yeah, house goat. Wow. Um. So there was an actual reason that feigning goats were bred initially, and it wasn't for kicks. The Tennessee farmers of the eighteen eighties. Actually we're a little more soulful than the ones today. And it wasn't funny back then.

Nothing was somebody right, right, Yeah, don't laugh at that. I can't say it. I just had like eighty great jokes in through my hand sor are you talking about the protection of the herd, not yet. Okay, So the goats become an established breed of their own by the nineteen fifties, and about that time they started to leave Tennessee. I think for Texas was the next place that they really spread out. But it wasn't until the nineteen eighties that the the goats were really diverged into two not

necessarily two different breeds because they haven't separated yet. But there's one line that's generally bred for meat, like the original version, and the other line is bred as a novelty, and they tend to be smaller and just faint like that. Cuter, yes, faint, longer, Yeah, because if you just kind of leave it alone, Um, the the myotonia is worse as a younger worse early in life. Yeah, they get kind of used to it sometimes more they adapt to it. They're not as scared

later in life. So yeah, younger goat is more prone to fall over, exactly so. But I think if you compare an adult um fainting goat bread in that line to be a novelty to a goat it was spread for its meat of the same age, the novelty goats can probably fall over at the drop of a hat.

Stough right, right, because farmer thinks that's funny. Well, the other reason that that Robert says, they can't find much evidence of this anymore, but I guess back in the day they would, and this sort of makes sense, they would they would add some of these fainting goats to their herd of regular goats in case there were predators around. A pack of wolves come up, scares the little pebbly dodo out of these goats, and then the stiff goats fall over and get eaten while the other ones take

off and run. So it essentially it's almost like they're not bait. But uh, you know, a much easier kill keep the wolves occupied so the rest of them can escape. You know what they are? What sacrificial lamb? Yeah, you're right, that's exactly what they are. But there's no evidence that

that's really the reason that they're breeding them now. No, and there's apparently not much evidence that or how how much that was used, as I think it could have just been a good idea, right yeah, in things like job in jo in things like job in jo, So Chuck, the idea of like make no no no mistake. Mayotonia is a um it's a deficiency, it's a disorder. It's

not a desirable trait. So the idea of taking because it's an undesirable trait under natural selection, it shouldn't exist, right, because if you take a fainting goat out in nature, like you said, a long with a herd of sheep or other goats or whatever, h No, they'll they'll be the first eating and then they won't have a chance to reproduce eventually, and he'll that trade to die out.

But then being um bred for that for an undesirable trait, and then protected by humans, whether by a fence or you know, like it, he'll be with he'll a billy with the shotgun or whatever. That's called unnatural selection, right, Yeah, nothing natural about it, no, or artificial selection is another

way to put it. Yeah, And anytime something like that happens, there's gonna be some people, probably at an organization called Peter, that might stand up and say, I don't know if this is such a cool thing for humans to do. And Peter, as expected, isn't the biggest fan of raising feigning goats. Humane society isn't so worried about it, and they say there's a lot uh more breeding issues in the world that we should be more concerned about. And

neither one of them have an official stance. But no, the woman from Peter that Robert interviewed in this article sounded like she hadn't heard of feigning goats until he called her. Oh really, yeah, that's the impression that got. Oh yeah, the quote is a little vague, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, she just like the standard pea quote, just plug in the animal. Well, who knows. There is no official stance though, so maybe maybe Robert alerted her to this whole phenomena.

But they have an official stance now and it stopped breeding feinting goats. It's a little late for that though. It's a recognized and um prized as a separate American breed of goat. There's about three thousand to five thousand of them running around and then falling over right, um,

and they don't look like they're going anywhere. Um. The Livestock Conservancy, I think is what it's called, UM suggests that this uh, this breed of goat be very much um protected and taking care of and conserved, is I guess the best word to use. Did I tell you about Emily and the little baby goat at the winery

at the winery in Athens. No, we went to uh right before this l a trip, you know, we went over to Santa Barbara, one country, and we went in this one winery and as we were going in, there was a guy with a dog outside, and you know, of course we attacked this dog and repetting it. He said, yeah, they wouldn't let it in because they got a goat, a baby goat in there. So Emily, here's this, of course, and it's just like in this inside and saying where's

the goat? Where's the goat? This lady has a probably about a six week old kid in her arms, wrapped in a blanket. That's um has some sort of physical ailment, not feigning a goat syndrome. It was part human, part human. It had human hands. Um. No, but she had this little baby kid and uh, you know, Emily goes over and starts drooling, and the lady says, do you want

to hold it? And in less than a second the goat swap had been made, and you know, for the next twenty minutes, this goat is literally like nuzzling Emily in the neck, and I took about twenty pictures of the range of emotions on Emily's face. There wasn't crying, It was just it was a type of ecstasy that you rarely see in an adult human female. Very cute. You're like a long story short. We own that goat now? Yes? Yeah, no, not true. My aunt used to have a pigmy goat

in California along the Russian River. Did they not get big? I guess hence the I would say a pigmy fainting goat would be about the cutest combination, especially one that like asked to shine your shoes with like big Those kittens, so, man, I can't watch that. Yeah, it looks it just doesn't look right. It's awesome, I think because they don't look like they're hurt. They don't look injured. They just look surprised every time. And then fine, well, kittens look surprised

with everything. They just they have that constant look at surprise. Anything else. No, we've touched on the satanic nature of goats, meat goats, fainting goats, fainting kittens, unnatural selection Tennessee, uh Texas the nineteenth century and that's about it, right, Emily's a natural love of animals. Yeah, my iconic jerks. Yeah, everything's right on. Uh. And now you know when you these videos and you show your buddies, you can now

tell people something exactly what's going on. Say they're not fainting at all. Actually, yeah, stupid. So if you want to learn more about feigning goats, remember go to YouTube why o you tube dot com and type in fainting goats and then fainting goat kittens. It doesn't really make sense. It could just be feigning kittens, but still um and

you'll see some hilarity. You can also learn more about feigning goats in a very well written and wild research article by Robert Lamb of Stuff to Blow your Mind, How fainting goats work. Type that into the handy search bar and how stuff works dot com and that we'll bring that up. And that means I just brought up listener melt. That's right, Josh, I'm gonna call this a real c S I dude, this is from ed in Chico, California. Hey, Josh and Chuck and Jerry. I'm a crime scene investigator

for a municipal police department. In rural northern California. Being a c s I is just one of my collateral asignments. I'm also an evidence technician and have a couple of other titles depending on who has given me orders that day. Nearly every agency in my area has trained cops for civilians to be a c s I when needed, not as a standalone assignment, so that kind of answers one

of the questions we had. I showed interest in being a c s I when I started my evidence assignment four years ago and was sent to Basic c s I school and later Advanced c s I Crime Scene Reconstruction School. He's skipped right over intermediate Yeah, I guess so, and finally blood spatter analysis. We also do monthly in house training on topics like photography, trajectories, DNA collection, buried body excavation, et cetera, our c s I or jacks of all trades since our agencies are too small to

be able to afford specialized positions. Your show was very well researched and had all the highlights of blood spatter and forensic photography. Uh and, as a sidebar, while we do have two big expensive U two thou and dollar sl our cameras. We really only use them for the most specialized photos, like nighttime crime scenes of the time they use a point and shoot from Walmart. Really yeah,

I could see that though. I mean like that. The technology has gotten good enough so that I'm sure I know, but it would just seem weird if you saw Dexter like walk up with a little point and shoot. Yeah. And plus I think if you were the family of like a murder victim, and you saw some guy walk on the point, you would be like, are you even supposed to be here? How about a real camera? Yeah, not about a little respect. You mentioned blood avoids at a crime scene. We call them blood shadows. Oh, I

like that one too. That enjoy being a c S I. But like Josh said, Ages Ago, television ain't nothing like reality. I can't stand watching those shows. They're drive me crazy, But they're not based in reality. Writing in reality. DNA evidence takes one to two months, and latent princes can take four or five months, not four to six minutes. Yeah.

And the other thing is is like everybody is just this jack of all trades, Like, oh, I got these prints off of this scene, and I'm going to go analyze them, and I'm going to go like shake down the bad guys. You know, it's like spend more money on an ensemble. Will you? Thank you? Ed from Chico. Oh that was it. Yeah, sorry to end your letter with a rant from me. Thank you very much for your illuminating letter. We appreciate it. Um, we want to

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