Hey, and welcome to the short Stuff. It's delicious short stuff. I'm josh, there's Chuck, Jerry's not here, Dave's not here, but a bunch of pie talk is here. So strap in everybody. Actually I should say, unbuckle everybody.
That's right, unbuckle the top button or that belt loop. Because this made me want to eat pie. I love pie. I think we talked a little bit about pie in our Cake episode, sure about the merits of pie. And of course there's also the great legendary I dare say Paula Tompkins bit on cake versus Pie.
Oh, I'm not sure about that one.
Yeah, it's from way back in the day. It's a good bit. But pie has been around for way before Paula Tompkins, thousands of years. But it's only in the last couple of few hundred years that it's like what we kind of know is pie. But they had it eight thousand years ago in Egypt if you count kind of a messy semi sweet you know, rustic schmorgasbord of grains.
Sure called gallets, right, Yeah, And you said eight thousand years ago, that's not that long after we started domesticating crops, which means that pies were one of the first things we started making when we created agriculture.
Yeah, and of course they used honey as the sweetener back then, and they'd make it over some hot coals. Yeah. And then the Greeks ganged that, didn't they.
They did about five thousand years later. They loved taking stuff from the Egyptians and they carried on with golets. They did something that I think is a historic crime. They replaced sweet stuff like honey with meats. I like a good meat pie, but I feel like we had not gotten into sweet pies enough to being from that yet.
Yeah.
One of the other things the Greeks did, though, was they created pastry dough like we would think of pastry do today essentially.
Yeah, so big lea beforeward their dough. Wise. The Romans of course come along next, and they didn't add a whole lot to the technique or tradition. What they did was they brought it to Europe, and that's where it really flourished, was when it was in the hands of the Europeans.
Yeah, not just Europe, but like if you look back at dishes from around the world, you're like, oh, that's pie that's pie. That's pie. There's something called Sambusa and Ethiopia, which is a hand pie. Is obviously impignadas from Spain, and then Latin America Hispanic copita in Greece. I've not heard of the Zwiebelkuchen, but I would love to try it. It's a savory sweet pie from Germany Schribu Cochin. Yes.
Yeah.
And then there's tortier from Quebec, which also sounds pretty great. That's a savory meat pie. Like I say, I like meat pies. Got no problem with meat pies. Yeah, I think that we just we need both.
I guess, yeah, agreed. I mean when I hear the word pie, I immediately think of like a sweet dessert pie. But I love a Jamaican hand pie or a I say, And I guess it is impignata, isn't it?
Yeah, and pignata. I couldn't find the end with the till day on the insert thing on world, So I got you and one other thing, Chuck. Do you remember when we were in the UK on tour and I got hooked on pork pies?
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh my god, those are so good and I got.
So bad for you by hats. Yeah, I know you did. It was great. I tried to eat that one right off my head.
The English, speaking of the English, that's where things really got interesting because they were like, man, throw some fish in that thing. Throw any kind of meat and you want, we'll spell it p ye, and we'll also bake those bones in there as little handles.
Not just the bones, the legs of like a game bird, like a pheasant, would be sticking out and hanging over the side of the pie.
Yeah, just grab it by grab it by the leg.
Yeah, grab that pheasant like a rabbit.
I guess that's no different than just eating a chicken leg.
That's a little different. I'm talking about like the feet here is what I understand. Oh okay, like the whole leg down to the toenails is what they left on toenails.
Have you ever seen a chicken toenail?
I haven't looked that closely. I've just always assumed they were there.
They also called them coffins, to f and a y again. They love those whys instead of eyes, and of course that means box.
Yeah, because that's what they were making. There was like sturdy walls, a sturdy bottom, a crust over the top, and these were actually what the Greeks were basically making pies for too. The point of the pie was to seal in the juices of like the savory mixture of meats and stuff, right, Yeah. It was a way to bake a bunch of stuff together and then serve it as one thing onto a table. That was the point
of pies. They didn't care about pastries in medieval England, like the actual crust was considered inedible by the rich, but the lower classes would eat the pie crust when they had to. So they also made pies without tops whatsoever. Those are tarts, that's really still call them the day. Those I think were more pastry edible forward.
Yeah, I think you're right if you're talking about recipes. They started appearing in Europe in cookbooks like way back in the thirteen hundreds. I think there was a German cookbook you dug up from fifteen fifty three.
I didn't actually look in the cookbook itself. I just saw reference to it.
Oh sure, yeah, sorry, that's okay. But they were like, hey, you know what you do. You put a little hole in the middle of that pie in the lid, and you blow in it and puff that thing up and then seal it, and that thing looks great on a table.
Yeah, but you will notice from that recipe that means there's nothing inside. They were just baking the pie, an empty pie essentially what they were making. And you would say, well, that's madness. What's the point of that. There's actually a trend in England, I think from the fifteenth to maybe the eighteenth centuries where you would present, like at a royal dinner or something like that, an enormous pie that
was filled with live things. So you would bake the pie pastry and then put the live things in it before you served it. And so that's where you know that rhyme sing a Song of Sixpence where they talk about four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. Isn't
that a pretty dish to serve before the king or whatever? Yeah, that's what they're talking about, is this trend in Europe, in royal courts of Europe where you would serve like a pie to the king and cut it open and all these beautiful birds would fly out, or a string ensemble would stand up and start playing.
Yeah, like, if you think you got to have a big pie to put a couple of dozen blackbirds in there. You weren't kidding about the string ensemble, like they would have a pie big enough. What I don't understand is how are they Are they not killing these people in birds?
No, by baking the pie pastry first and then put the people in before they served it. That's why you would at work, you would. You would take the pie, put it together, put the top on, put a hole in it, blow in it, close it up.
Yeah, but how did the people get in there?
Oh? I'm sure there was like a little door cut into the side or something like that. But they anywhere near the pie while it was in the oven?
The pie hatch.
I wasn't thinking o pie hatch. The pie hole?
Yeah, the pie hole.
Remember that show? What was it called Better No Pushing Up Daisies? That guy, the main protagonist had a pie shop called the pie Hole. Oh, that I've told you about before. It's such a charming show, Chuck.
You got to see it, all right, you can get along lest for me though, so.
That one moved that one toward the top. It's just a very sweet, neat, cute little show.
All right. Well, speaking of cute, we'll take a break and we'll come back and we'll talk about a few specific all time great pies right after this. All right, we're back. We're gonna mention one, two, three, four, five all time great pies. It is for us in real time. It's the week before Thanksgiving, a couple of weeks before Thanksgiving.
Hubba hubba.
So we got to talk about pumpkin pie, which was brought to the New World by the colonists on the Mayflower. But it's interesting because when they got here Native Americans were like, hey, look at these things we got. They're called pumpkins. And one day they will invent spices to put with these that taste nothing like pumpkins, but you will totally associate that with pumpkin.
Right, and so like the first pumpkin pies were actually not pies at all. They were they used the pumpkin themselves as basically the pie crust, put in honey and spices and stuff like that, and baked it over coles. Then they ate that. But the thing is you still think of like, Okay, well, eventually, like the it got figured out in the United States or the English colonies. Right, No, that's not the case. Pumpkin pie actually got exported with the pumpkins in a couple of decades over to France.
The first recipe that even mentioned the pumpkin pie, called the Pumpy oom Pie, was published in a French cookbook by a French chef in sixteen fifty one. And it wouldn't be another few decades, actually another century or so before it showed up in a recipe in an American cookbook.
That's right, in seventeen ninety six. It was in the very first American cookbook, in fact, from Amelia Simmons, called American Cookery by an American Orphan. And yeah, that pumpkin pie was in there, the kind of like the one we know it. It was kind of a pumpkin pudding. But that's not super unlike pumpkin pie, no.
Because you baked it in the pie shell. So if you ask me, that's pumpkin pie.
Agreed.
So pumpkin pies seems pretty American. That's why the French thing was so puzzling. But apple pie one hundred percent American. Like, don't even come at me with anything else.
Take it, chuck, Well, buddy, apples don't come from America. They're native to Asia. So they were brought over to the New World by the colonists. And I think we all know that the perfect apple pie is that Dutch apple pie, and they're the ones. They were the ogs a couple of years, a couple of sorry, a couple of hundred years prior to those apples coming over from Asia, the Dutch had sort of mastered that apple pie.
Man. I always assumed it was the nineteen seventies when the Dutch finally made Dutch apple pie. No, no, okay, all right, So the Dutch had figured out apple pie centuries before came to America. So how does the apple pie get associated with America? There's a saying over here, everybody, if you're not familiar as American as apple pie. Apparently that was first used in print in nineteen twenty eight to describe first Lady lou Hoover. Herbert Hoover's wife is
gal So they said that she's as American as apple pie. Okay, that's one one way a god associated with it. Another one is that apple pie is as American as Mom's and baseball. Where did that come from? Where did that come from?
Apparently world War two there was a catchphrase for the GI's there when they're like, why why are you going off to pop this fight this wall? And they would say, well, sir, for mom and apple pie, of course, and.
They say get out there, boy, that's right, yes for us.
And if you think that helmet's going to protect you, you got another thing coming.
What else? It was kind of dark, kind of dark going from apple pie to that.
But yeah, sure we could tell cherry pie briefly, cherry pie is not my favorite pie, but all up for pumpkin or apple or certainly key lime, which we'll get to before cherry pie. But I'll lead a piece of cherry pie with some ice cream if you got it for me.
Yeah, as long as it's not sour like a good cherry pie in the vein of a good apple pie, I think is excellent stuff.
Yeah. And House of Pies in Los Felis and Los Angeles, a neighborhood where I lived, had all kinds of great pies. But like, I want like a warm cherry pie. I don't want like the cold one that where that jelly has sort of you know, I don't like it cold.
No, That's what I'm saying. If you, if you make it and serve it like you would a good piece of apple pie. It's okod Yeah, I'm with you one hundred percent.
Okay, but that one, Apparently, the first cherry pie was either created for Queen Elizabeth First in the sixteenth century or buy her.
Yeah, it's one of the oldest pies that is still around today. Apparently.
Yeah, what's next.
Boston cream Pie is worth a mention. You might be like, it's not even a pie, that's basically a layer cake. You're right, but we wanted to explain where that came from.
I don't think I've ever had Boston cream pie.
I hadn't either. I was like, okay, we got to do Boston cream pie. And then I was like, oh, this is a little more interesting than I thought, because it turns out Boston cream Pie is a cake. It's not a pie in any sense soever. The reason it's called Boston cream Pie is because it's based on another recipe called Washington Pie. And Washington Pie was the same thing as a Boston cream pie cake baked in a pie crust, so a cake and a pie crust, and
then eventually the Boston cream Pie came along. They did away with the crust, but they kept the name pie, which is why Boston cream Pie is called pie even though it's a cake.
That's right. And notably, it was invented for the opening the grand opening of the Parker House Hotel in eighteen fifty six, which has got to be where Parker House rolls come from. Right.
I don't know, I've never heard of them before.
But let's say, yeah, you've never heard of Parker House rolls.
I've heard of cider house rules, but.
Parker House rolls are one of the best things in the world. You know them if you've seen them, Okay, and in like a lot of it's become trendy in recent years at like a nice restaurant will serve you Parker House rolls in like a little four baked in a four pack for the table.
It sounds like King's Hawaiian kind of.
Well, they kind of are. They kind of look like that Kings Hawaiian. I think is a the Hawaiian sweet version of Parker House role.
They just probably had those then. Yeah.
Yeah, big beautiful, flaky like buttery with a little sea salt on top. Man, it's the best thing ever.
Very nice. Yeah. Uh, I've actually stayed in the Parker house. It's an omni hotel.
And they didn't throw a roll at your face when you walked in.
Not that I saw no. Actually, one of the only times I was ever worried about getting Legioneer's disease when I stayed there. And then let's move on to key Lime Pie, because this is the pride of Florida. If you never had a slice of key lime pie, you're you're you're cheating yourself essentially. Just get your hands on one.
It's it's one of my top two pies for me.
Agreed a lot like that.
Crumbly Apple probably.
I like that too, style that one.
Yeah, Pecan pi, Yeah, those are my top three. Pecan pie, Dutch Apple, and key lime.
Okay, so key Lime One of the great things about it is, I mean, I don't want to say, like, if you walk into a seven to eleven and by a slice of key lime pie there, it's going to be as good as one that you get in the Florida Keys. But they're so similar to one another, and there's a specific way to make it that it's not that far off. You're still kind of treating yourself. So go out and get some key lime pie. You don't have to be a purist, but if you are a
purist and you want to know where it comes from. Supposedly, the local lore is that a woman only known as Aunt Sally made them in the late nineteenth century down in Key West at the Curry House, which was the estate of Florida's first millionaire, William Curry. So you know, he was important and really good guy. But she came up with this as a recipe that she adapted from local Key West fishermen, that they had come up with it themselves.
Yeah, that's one story. Another is that they came later than that, And I think they were supposedly adapted from a recipe from New York for magic lemon cream pies that the Condensed Milk Company put out in the nineteen thirties. But some people say no, it was actually the opposite. They got that magic lemon cream pie from the Key Lime Pie and kind of stole it. Even though hats off to your bord and condensed milk, that stuff is the best.
Yeah again, I want to shout out the Ube condensed milk. It's not bored and I don't remember who makes it, but oh my god, it's seriously you'll never taste anything that has a better taste than that.
I'm going to move on to that. For my family, my grandmother made it was called that lemon ice box pie.
Oh yeah, those are great.
Yeah. It's sort of the same thing as a key lime pie, but just with lemon in that it doesn't have meringue, Like, why would you want to ruin a lemon pie by putting a meringue on it?
Oh no, I can go either way with that.
Not mine.
I'd rather replace it with ready whip though.
Oh well about you're talking?
Okay, everybody. I think it's pretty obvious that we are going to immediately go start eating pie after recording this. We hope you go enjoy some pie too. And short Stuff is out.
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