Hey, and welcome to the Short Stuff. I'm Josh, and there's Chuck and Jerry's here for Dave. So this is short Stuff gidea.
That's right, and this week we are talking about more nefarious business by the American CIA. Yeah, during the Cold War in this case. But first we should probably tell you just a short bit about the Philippines.
Right, Yeah, there's seven thousand islands in the Philippines, more than I did not know that, but that's a lot of io lots. Yeah, there's one hundred and seventy five different languages. Tagalog is one of the larger language families or groups are just languages, and because there's seven thousand islands, there's a bunch of different languages. There's a lot of cultural different cultural beliefs, but some of the ones are spread pretty far and wide to cross the Philippines, which
would suggest they're very, very old like folk beliefs. And one of them that we're going to talk about today is the Oswan.
That's right. We don't have an exact correlation here in the United States, but you might call it like a vampire potentially because it does suck blood, but it also feeds on organs. And it feeds on phlim, which is completely.
Disgusting, one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Yeah, feeds on flim, unborn children, pregnant women. It can be a giant pig, it can be a giant vulture. It can be like a dog shaped thing, and sort of like, I can't what was the one we did this past October about the Mexican folklore the album Yeah, similar to that. I can't remember the name of that one. But it's one of those deals where like any mysterious death or unexplained illness, or any kind of misfortune that might happen, you might blame blame on the Oswog.
Right, and you mentioned a dog. I saw somewhere that the name comes from OsO Wong, which means a dog I think can take.
Oh all right, So.
People are like, okay, great, what's up with the name though? The CIA vampires thing? What are you talking about you guys, Well, this is what we're talking about. In the Cold War in the fifties, there was a guy whose name was Edward Geary Lansdale, and he worked for the CIA, and he used the tale of the Oswong to try to manipulate people into turning against a gorilla army.
There, that's right. And you know, if you're afraid of something like this, it's probably because it's truly horrific. Aside from feeding on phlegm, this thing in humanoid form would look on rooftops at night. Yeah, and had a long tongue sort of like a proboscis that it could lower through what's called a lick hole in the ceiling of
your home. Do you have horrible, horrible words put together, feeding on flem and lick hole And like we said, pregnant women, children, it would suck out their insides with this tongue and essentially leave something you know, devoid of organs and you know, disemboweled and devoid of blood. It would suck, suck them from the outside end or inside out rather right.
Yeah, And again like we don't have a good analogy to this in the West. The best we can do is like Dracula essentially. But that's that's really eating sucking or eating blood or consuming blood. Is that's where the similarities end. That's right.
So Ed Lansdale comes along. He was pre war World War two, he was an ad guy, and so once he got in the war, they said, all right, you're pretty sharp tech. We're gonna move you over to the OSS, the Office of Strategic Services, which predated the CIA, and they said, since you're an ad guy, you know what you'd be great at is psyops, you know, using media and marketing and propaganda to help win the war, like demonize the enemy, because that's basically what you do as an advertiser.
Exactly, and he was a whiz at it. So he excelled at psyops himself, and he took a different view of things. He said, normally that when people think about psyops conventionally, they're talking about dropping leaflets that try to demoralize the enemy, maybe using like a Tokyo Rose type to talk about how GI's girlfriends are hooking up with other guys back home. Those are psyops and they're really
kind of a low hanging fruit. What Lansdale was doing was really trying to dig into the local culture to figure out how to turn that culture's beliefs and superstitions against it to win the war.
That's right, That feels like a pretty good time for break. Yeah, yeah, all right, we're going to come right back and talk about what happened in nineteen fifty, right after this, all right, so I promised talk of nineteen fifty, that is when Lansdale came to the Philippines. He was undercover as the CIA guy. He was officially there as an Air Force officer, an advisor to the President of the Philippines, who was Ramon Magsaysaw.
Mag says, I'm going with magsay say.
Mag says, I don't know why I said. They saw so he was a sign there in the Philippines because the US was backing that regime and they were fighting a war against communist rebels there known as the Hooks, it was Huks, and they were, you know, they fought. The Hooks fought you know, pretty heroically in the Philippine
Army against the Japanese in World War Two. But after the war, they, along with their leader, whose name was I guess Louis Taruk, said nuts to this government to borrow Josh Clark term because the Philippine Trade Act of nineteen forty six basically said the American government gets equal rights to the natural resources, and the Hawks weren't down with that.
Yeah, And I'm not sure if the Hooks were actually like communists or if they were just labeled as communist insurgents to help drum up public support against them, right, because they really were this revered like infantry that really helped get the Japanese out of the Philippines, and the
US troops even fought alongside of them. But after they broke with this American backed administration, they were pushed on a non grad they had to be gotten rid of because they weren't just like protesting, they were carrying out real of war to try to overthrow this US backed regime.
I guess yeah, not only US back, but sort of US elected, because those supposedly free elections in the Philippines that brought this party into power, were totally rigged by the CIA and US operatives. So it was all dirty dealing going on in the CIA back then, not like these.
Dings, not like today. By the way, since we're talking about the CIA, have another show recommendation for you. It's called The Agency Colon Central Intelligence. It's a really stupid name, but it is a really well done, suspenseful but also really dramatic show. It's Michael Fossbender. Richard Deeer does it like I've never seen him act like he is in this one, Jeffrey Wright. It's just this really great show. It's a great cast. Everybody does wonderfully, even the people
I've never heard of before. Everybody does great.
Do we should do a little fifteen minute show once a week where we recommend stuff to people.
That's a great idea. Where'd you get that idea?
I don't know, let's hear from you. Do people want that?
Let's find out?
All right. So some of these cywor tactics, they got busy doing their stuff, like kind of doing research on the Filipinos and like what would kind of what would sway them, what would work? They did some studies of the people, like especially the peasants living in the Hook areas. One of this sort of I guess sort of low hanging fruit like you were talking about that they use was they would fly over these areas with you know, kind of low flying light aircraft to broadcast curses in Tagalog.
If anyone was like, if you're a villager and you're going to help the Hook soldiers, this curse will befall you. That sort of worked a little bit. He would also paint the what's called the Eye of God. It was just kind of a scary looking thing on houses of Hook sympathizers, like on their front door, and that would kind of scare people out, but kind of nothing like what he did with Oswog.
Right, No, this was definitely a different level than those other ones that you mentioned, because there was a CIA trained that Lansdale helped oversee group of government Filipino government military operatives. That's a really clumsy way to put it, but they were basically set out. They were unleashed on this village where a bunch of Hook rebels I think one hundred to three hundred of them were in camp nearby and they were intimidating the villagers into being quiet,
giving them supplies, that kind of stuff. So the CIA found out about this and they really wanted to get this Hook detachment out of this area. And this is when they unleashed this Oswang rumor. They basically had these Filipino commandos go into the village and start a rumor that the Oswog was haunting this area where the Hook rebel were camped out.
Yeah, and you think, all right, well, that doesn't sound much different than the other thing. Like they're spreading a rumor that might scare them into not helping these local soldiers right there in the nearby hills. But they took it one step further and they had these agents go in and oswong them. Basically, they would kidnap hook fighters and disembowel them and clean them out Oswong vampire style and leave their bloodless corpses behind.
Well. I saw also one of the things that they did was put puncture holes in their neck and drain them of blood. And that is not really oswang at all. That's Dracula stuff, and that's just shoddy research of a poor quality if you're really trying to scare off people based on their superstitions.
Yeah, I mean there was a guy that wrote a book about this, in addition to Lansdale wrote his own memoir. But there's a researcher. I think it's like, same was Clark.
What's Jordan Clark he talked to? I think he talked to Dave Ruse who wrote this for Houstiff Works.
Oh okay, well he basically back to what you're saying is like, if they would have done their research, they would have believed that the true local creature they were scared of was not oswog. It was a self segmenting kind of oswog, but it kind of strictly fed on the fetuses of pregnant women and was not a blood sucker. Right, And he's also not sure that like this thing worked, but he's not sure if it worked because they thought it was an oswog or whatever. The local I can't
even how do you pronounce that? Mena menon angall. Yeah, I think it was the local boogeyman. If it worked because they thought it was that, or if it was because they were like, holy crap, these they're so twisted. They're sucking the blood out of and draining blood out of people to make it seem like so like, either way, don't mess with these guys. It's awful.
Yeah, but it worked, it didn't win the war. Jordan Arc points out, like this worked this one time. I think it was only used one time, and it did dislodge those hook insurgents, but the war was run by grinding them out. They basically fought over the years, and Louis to Rock finally surrendered in nineteen fifty four. I think he secured a pardon for himself and his troops.
That's right.
And he said, did you see what happened with the ostwoan years back. Yeah, and they were just like, that's it.
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