How Pepper Spray Works

rowdy and they taste and don't taste me bro. Yeah, that was fun. That was a fun meme for a little while. So, speaking of memes, Chuck crazy that you brought that up. Yes, have you seen the casual pepper spray cop meme? Yeah? I have seen it. I think that what this this University of californ Wi Davis cop who famously sprayed these very docile, peaceful students. It was

awful to watch. But this meme is hysterical, Yeah, I think. Yeah. Well, they keep taking him and inserting him into like famous pictures, photographs and paintings and things like that my favorite one I've seen so far. As he's spraying Julie Andrews in the field from the sound of music. Yea, that there's a whole tumbler um. I think it's just pepper spray cop is what it's called. It's already by the time this comes out, that will already be old. I think

I think it's pretty much there now. I had a pretty short run, but it's a pretty pretty good example of how you know, if you do something in the age of the Internet that the general populist doesn't like, they're gonna get you for it. And they got this guy, Lieutenant John Pike of the Davis Police Department, right yeah, and apparently Anonymous published his like home address. His cell phone number is emails email I address all this stuff. That's not cool. I thought that the home addresses maybe

a bit too far um. But anyway, this this guy, this pepper spray cop um, the just everything about it has been extremely controversial. And actually the guy who helped weaponize pepper spray for the FBI, uh Cameron Logman. He basically said, quote, I have never seen such an inappropriate and improper use of chemical agents. Basically, the a c. L U is saying, like, you can't do this, dude, Like you can't just pepper spray people who are sitting

quietly and peacefully, non threatening lee. It's supposed to be as a you know, for cops, it's supposed to be if someone is threatening me physically or resisting arrest in some way physically, right, And in that sense, pepper spray is extremely effective. One of the reasons why is it doesn't trigger your it doesn't depend on a sensation of pain. It circumvents your pain center and just elicits a completely physical,

non cerebral response. So whether you're on PCP or totally drunk or psychotic, or whatever the case may be, and there's you're in some sort of state where you can't experience pain, this stuff is still going to incapacitate you. If you can't experience pain, it's going to incapacitate you, and it's going to be extremely painful. I think what was so startling about Pike was that how casual it was in the video. It looked like he was spraying, uh, you know, we'd be gone on his yard. That's what

got everybody. Yeah, that and the fact that everybody was just sitting docile and quietly. You know, it was horrifying. Did you see what Megan Kelly said on Fox News. Yes, she dismissed pepper spray after this incident as quote a food product. Essentially, She's right in some ways. I mean, it's definitely derived from food. You can say that pepper spray is a natural. It's made from naturally. I think to see her get sprayed in the face, so and see if she's still at that it's a food product.

I would I would take um McDonald's cheeseburger spray to the face any day of the week. Pepper sprayed not so much. You want to talk about this, this is one of our rare topical timely timely topical ones. Well, yeah, because it's being used all over the place. So, I mean, you see, Davis got such a a lot of coverage because it was so casual in heinous. But they're using pepper spray all over the place with this Occupy Wall

Street movement, all over the place. And the problem is is you're not supposed to be doing that, even though it is considered a non lethal weapon, even though it supposedly wears off after four to six hours. You're not supposed to spray peaceful demonstrators who are exercising their Second Amendment First Amendment right to assemble. It's all of them.

So all right, let's talk about pepper spray. Um we uh we know the active ingredient pepper spray because it's also one of the active ingredients and peppers, chili, peppers, and cayenne. It's uh oleo resin capsicum, or O C as they like to call it. You know, I read I wrote the article on bear spray on the site. The same stuff, same stuff. Basically, it just shoots farther for obvious reasons, because you want to stop a bear

thirty feet away and not five feet away. Um. But the O C is a natural oil found in a lot of peppers, a lot of different types of peppers, and O C has a compound called cap sasan, and that is what is responsible for that burning sensation. Even though it's colorless, odorless, flavorless, that's the burn you're gonna feel when that seed, actually the pepper itself, but especially

the seed hits your tongue, isn't it. Yeah? Um? And cap sason itself is colorless and odorless and flavorless, but it's extreme only potent, very So one milligram of pure cap sasin can cause blistering on your skin. That's substantial. That's pretty serious stuff. So it's a natural compound. It's also a blistering agent. You know. I think people are like people like Megan Kelly who say, well, it's just a food product, natural. Um, it can still cause blisters

on your skin. So with pepper spray, basically pepper spray is is cap sasin mixed with say water oil. Well is oil already okay, but it can also be mixed with an oil based or water based solution. UM. Then you put it in a canister with a propellant that helps shoot it, and you um uh air soolize the whole thing. You pressurize it is that is that a word?

It is? Now? I like it. You pressurize it. So then when you press a button and everything's deep pressurized, it goes shooting out and stick to the face of some protester or a man on PCP or in the case of the article I sent you from the New York Times, it had a lovely picture of an eighty four year old woman that occupy Wall Street that was pepper sprayed in the face and it looked pretty awful.

I can't remember her name, but she's like a lifelong protester and a lifelong activists and um, yeah she got sprayed in Seattle, right. I bet she's had it more than once. Then she's like, take more than pepper spray to stop me. So there's three basic patterns that you can spray this this liquid pepper out of your little dispenser.

It can be the stream, and chances are if you have one of the little tiny caps are not capsule sized, but like the little canister in your purse, then it's probably gonna be the little stream that you see coming out close range. Right in the eyes is where you want to put it. But I mean it packs a punch because it's super concentrated. Yeah, big time. Um, it's just tough to hit your target. Yeah, So that's just alone's like right up on top of you. The mist

is uh fine, you know missed. Obviously, liquid is sprayed out and it's gonna cover a larger area make it much easier to hit your target. And then the fog is similar to a miss, but it's even wider and it looks like Pike was using like the hip from the hip canister a big one missed and or fog. And there's also another one that's not mentioned. There's foam,

and foam has the able to deal there. Foam has the additive advantage of not blowing back in your face, which is a kind of a problem if you ever are spraying somebody with an assailant. I just know where the wind is and get the hit up wind. Do you watch cops? Uh No, I watched it occasionally for fun. I think I mentioned that before because it makes me

feel better about myself. I saw one the other day when that was this guy like he wouldn't come out of this really dense shrub, and uh so the cops went in there after him, and then another one like sprayed the heavy fog one and all these cops came out and they were like, we got them, we got them, but they couldn't see anything. It's like, man, you guys did that in the wrong order, my friend, and it wasn't funny. Of course, I don't want to see cops pepper spray, so I'm not making fun of that, but

it was pretty funny at the time. So, uh, you're gonna get about one to sixty bursts in your little thing in your purse. It's about four and a half inches long. If you have the little personal dispenser, yes, which basically is just the canister, the trigger button, and if you're smart, you butt the kind that has a safety mechanism. Yeah, you don't want that going off in

your purse. No, you don't. Um And actually a pretty good thing to do is to look to the left or the right of the pepper spray you're buying at the hardware store and get the medicated white specially formulated for treating pepper spray. How did they sell those right next to them? They tend to yees, So if you have some in your person you're carrying that, you probably want to keep these medicated wipes too, just in case

of an accident, because that would stink. I saw the history of pepper spray, not the spray, but people have actually been using hot peppers as defense and as torture devices for like thousands and thousands of years. Apparently the Japanese geisha would stick these peppers in there like slice mopen, stick them in their kimonos. So if any guy got a little too rough. Just put it in as fat as pepper in his fat face. Yeah, that would do it. Um and the Maya actually had they were well aware

and well versed with hot peppers living in Central America. UM, And so anytime they were in a fight or a battle, they would light a bunch of them on fire and the smoke would carry to the other army and make them die. I never thought about that, make them want to die? Do you cook with peppers sometimes? I actually made a New Year's resolution this year that I'm going to be a bowl to eat hotter stuff in two

because I am a total WoT. I'm myself. I've gotten better at it over the years, but like, yeah, a hall Openio can take me out. Yeah, but some of that stuff is so hot, it's like it's it's not like a pleasurable eating experience any longer for me at least. No. There's also a lot of people who feel the exact opposite. For some reason, they really like peppers. Like Um, there's

this place in San Antonio called Chunky Burger. I believe already they have a they have a um burger with it's called the Four Horsemen, and you have to like pre order it and it has habanerro. It has three kinds of peppers that you've heard of, and then it has a fourth pepper called the ghost pepper. Yea, the ghost pepper is called boot Jill Lokia. It's from northern India, Bangladesh area, and it is the world's hottest pepper, hottest

natural pepper. And um, there's a video. There's plenty of videos actually on YouTube of people eating these things and then like the reaction that lasts an hour. It is agony for an hour. But in this cheeseburger has the ghost pepper. And when they've made it before, people who are not eating the ghostburger but just happened to be in the restaurant when this thing was being prepared have had to be carted off an ambulance as before because they were in the same building as this stuff when

it was seared. The ghost Chili made an appearance on Top Chef last week. Actually, yeah, they're they're doing Texas this year, and so they had one of the challenges was they had all these peppers laid out and they had their Schofield heat units, which we'll talk about here in a second as to how hot they were and you got to choose your pepper and each one had a different amount of money attached to it that you

would win if you want the challenge. And only one dude attempted to cook with this, with the ghost pepper, and he actually won the challenge. Ye nice, but I got one for you, and I guess it's not natural. But the Guinness record is the scorpion, the Trinidad scorpion, specifically the scorpion Butch t named for Butch Taylor. So I guess this guy, this hot sall Sky, has made his own pepper somehow and it registers one point four million on the scofield He's like a Luther Burbank chart.

And to put that in the comparison, if you've ever had a Heavin Eiro, which is generally known as really hot, that's only three three, so that's crazy. A ghost Chili's about a million, and this trendid scorpions one point four and then pepper spray is that is so hot? Man, this is so scary. Yeah. Pepper spray is rated um between five hundred thousand and five million scofield units. So this ghost pepper or the Scorpion pepper gets up to

one point five million. There's pepper spray out there, that's at the five million. Scofield heat units and Schofield heat units are named after an American chemist from like the nineteen tens named Wilburg Schofield, and he came up with a very ingenious idea of how to classify the heat associated with a pepper agreed cap sasan um. He diluted it in sugar syrup and then would have would feed

it to human test subjects. And the school filled heat units say like nine thousand or five hundred thousand, that's the number of times it has to be diluted before it becomes undetectable by humans. That's right, And that's the old school method, and it worked pretty well, but it is, you know, subjective, because it's going by but a single person's taste buds. And although I did see when he tested them, they could only taste one and that was it.

So he didn't say, like, try these eight peppers, right, let's try this pepper two thousand times. It was like one pepper percession. Nowadays, they have something a little more advanced that's a little more accurate within five and it's called high performance liquid chromatography and I'm not exactly sure how that works, but it works well. Well, it's not subjective, I imagine. Yeah, And they, like I said, it's within

five percent, so they can tell. And I don't know how they if they still displayed in scofield units, are not? I think they do? Do they um? And they they basically they take like the cap satan or they take a pepper and just lay it on like a protozoa or in amba and see how long it takes to dissolve it. That's not subjective. When I cook with peppers a d ced and I wear gloves and a painting respirator because I inhale that stuff. And these aren't even

the super hot ones. Yeah, I just can't take it. Man. Or if I rub my eyes or my nose or any part of your body bad because what peppers do with this peppers, the cap stasan in a pepper infiltrates your mucous membranes is especially effectively, and especially the mucous membranes that are sensitive to heat or cold, say your nose, your throat, your mouth, your eyes, and is after you cut it open or after you weaponize it. Yeah, but if you just take like a jalapeno and rub it

on your skin. You're not gonna get much for react. No, no, because like you said, the most is found in the seeds or at the very least inside um. But like we said, the pepper spray weaponized pepper spray UM with a skillful heat unit of between five hundred thousand and five million um is if if sprayed into these mucous membranes of your area, is going to have a predictable effect on you. And it's going to be horrific and terrible for a while for you. Yes, what it's gonna do.

You're gonna feel burning sensation in your in your face, your eyes, your nose, in your mouth, maybe even your throat. Uh that's gonna last anywhere from forty five minutes to an hour. Uh. Your eyes are gonna become really irritated. They might swell shut, might temporarily blind you. Which is a great thing if you're being attacked or if a cop is being assaulted, because it's meant to disable the person. Like it took me a second, that was weird. Uh,

what you want to do? You're just trying to disable someone long enough to either arrest them, or to get the heck out of there. If you're just being assaulted on the street and I have a canister of pepper spray and it says it's not immediate in this article it says the effects are immediate. It says the effects are not immediate, So spray and run and make an X at the eyes. Yeah, I'd just like, do you carry this canister and run? Is this in your car? Yeah?

Really interesting? You know, mess with me, dude, if you see me in the Volvo, you don't want to mess with me. I got one of those collapsible batons, do you really? Yeah? Man, those are scary. I don't keep it in my car. I can brain somebody with that. I don't know. I'll keep it by my bed. Though. It's good thinking take out the knee. I like the pepper spray better, though. I should get some of that. You totally should. I mean I buy it for Emily,

of course, what are you trying to say? Hey, if I'm not carrying a class of baton and less than a man, do you know I think you should get a baseball bat with the nails driven through the end of it, like in New York. Okay, all right. Uh, you're not less than a man if you use peppers. I know. I'm very comfortable with myself and my masculinity. Good. Your throat, Josh, might even swell shut. Um, it's not gonna like choke you to death. It depends, well I could,

I guess huh. And if you're allergic to anything in there, if you've got like heart trouble, that's how I can choke you to It could be fatal. Yeah, there's plenty of Um, there's plenty of instances of people who are allergic to cap Sason being sprayed with pepper spray and going into an anaphylaxis, which is basically a whole body allergic reaction. And one of the key stars of this reaction is that your airwaghs close and you die. Yeah.

It says here though that they've never proven that that was the sole cause of death in any case, Absolutely untrue. Is that? Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, they've proven that, right. Yeah, people with asthma are particularly um plagued when they are

sprayed with pepper spray. But the A c. L. You did just this one study of California um in I believe it's ninety two, it became legal for cops to use pepper spray, and then in ninety four in California, and then in ninety four it became legal for the general public to carry. So they cel you did this study of UM pepper spray in California from among cops and found that they were cops were using it statewide. Basically they're spraying people twenty four times a day during

this period all over the whole state. They found that one out of about six hundred sprays resulted in the death of the person from sprays and UM about twenty six people total during that time died from me and pepper sprayed. YEA, so potentially lethal. Well, yeah, definitely, and it's for the thing is for the average person though. No, your nose is going to um burn, your eyes are

going to burn, You're gonna become temporarily blind. Like you said, you throw, it will swell some so it will be kind of difficult to breathe, but that might last five to fifteen minutes. Um. The problem with pepper spray, other than the fact that it's just being used like it's flower lately, is that, um, there are people out there who can die from its use, and you don't know who's allergic to CAP, says, and they might not even know.

Woman in Seattle for insance, great example. If she hadn't built up her hardcore immunity to whatever the years of protesting right, she might have died. She would have been in trouble. So let's say you get sprayed and you're, uh, we're not gonna giving advice to criminals here. But let's say you're a good guy and you're peacefully sitting on the sidewalk and a cop comes by and spraying in

the face. It's oil, you gotta remember. So while it may feel great to splash your face with water for a minute, it's not gonna do anything in the long run. And why oil and water don't mix? My main why Well, because H one is a polar molecule, was made of polar molecules, and what's made of nonpolar The water's polar, meaning that say, if you're looking at um a water molecule, on one side, there's gonna be some electrons and one side is gonna be protons positive and negative. Oils are nonpolar,

meaning they're electrons are distributed evenly all around. So that's why they don't mix, which is like you said, water is gonna feel good for a second, but it's not gonna do anything to get the oil in the oily capsaction off of your face, which is what you want to do. Uh, you don't want to touch the area on your face or even sprayed, because it's gonna get all over your hands except chuck, except to get your if you're wearing contacts, just jam your fingers into your

eyes and get those out. As you can't just throw them away. Well, I don't imagine you would want to reuse us. No, but in this this um this one survival guide I saw it basically said like don't don't keep them. I never thought about that. I guess if you wear glasses, you might be h you know, at an advantage. Yeah, if you had on your sunny especially if you were like wrap around Oakley's or something that you wear on the back of your neck indoors and

like restaurants. So what you're saying is if you're a tremendous cheeseball, then then you're fine, but you're probably the one spraying the protesters if you wear Oakley's, Like that is the thing. So there's some dudes that they were like, what what right? Uh? It says in here to to blink rapidly. I think you probably have no choice but to do that. But let's say you're not and you're just going with your eyes open, blink rapidly because you want to tear up as fast as possible. Help flush

whatever is in there out. Use hand soap or no tear shampoo, dish soap, any kind of soap. I saw a ratio. Dawn water is a good way to get the oil off of your face. I would just squirt dawn all over my face. I wouldn't be like meture anything. And like you said, medical wipes that those are with the E M T s carry when the cops spray the people and they're like, I can't see right. So

if you got these wipes, it's a good idea. UM. And if you're gonna go out and buy pepper spray for use as self defense, UM or for fun, you you are going to want to be familiar with the laws of your state and or country. Yeah. It varies a lot. Yeah. Well, like if you live in Canada and Belgium, tough luck for you. You can't own pepper spray unless you're a member of law enforcementber of the military.

Canadians are so peaceful though, they really are. You know, they don't eat pepper spray, all right, Uh, stay away from the Belgian so I'm telling you, well, it depends are you talking about the Flanders side or the French side. Belgians actually very nice. I've been there really. Yeah. My uncle lives there, so when I travel to Europe, I stayed with him for a couple of days. It's very nice. Um,

Hong Kong. You need a permit. Different states have different laws on like how big of a canister you can use, whether or not you can carry it in yourself. You have to be what percentage of what? Yeah, of cap sasan so imagine if they sell it in your state, though, it would comply right, Oh yeah, not necessarily most likely, but check into it, get on get on the web and look at your local government or law enforcement or

just ask a cop. Yeah. And then you want to replace it every three years, Yeah, you want to replace it, Emily. If you love your wife, Chuck, you want to go replace that for Emily. Yeah, that would be bad. If she ekes someone's face and they were like what what nothing but aerosol got me wet. I'm really mad. And what kind of prices are we talking? I don't know, seven dollars, twenty dollars if you have to ask, you

know what I mean? Or if twenty dollars is too much for you to spend on your personal protection, then good luck. Right, But hey, in this economy, can't afford good uh tear gas in that case, and do like the Geisha did and go just purchase a ghost chili and keep it in your pocket. Yeah. By the way, the difference between tear gas and uh pepper spray, I will explain right here. Let's let's hear. Tear gas is um manmade chemicals. Pepper spray is derived from pepper's boom. Yeah,

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