How Ghost Prisons Work

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the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Across this vast gulf of a table in our brand new v o C heavy studio is Charles You, Chuck, Brian, Alright, we're in people. This is our brand new studio. This is our first time recording and now it's we gotta get used to this weirdness all over again. Know things just can't be normal. So now we're in weird chairs and the table is huge, and Jerry. I can't even talk about Jerry because she's

not even in the room with us anymore. Wait, Chuck, did you just pronounced huge with the out the h with the H being silent? Did you just say huge? I've been saying human being and huge ever since I came back from New York. Huge. Yeah, it's huge, huge. And Jerry isn't even in our vision line of vision, and I hate that. Yeah, it's odd. Things are odd. There's like a burlette curtain. I'm wearing headphones made out of old potatoes. Alright, Chuck, let's let's get this going

all right, All right, enough griping from us. No, seriously, nobody cares. No, one cares. Um. I had like a great intro to this one. Let's hear it. I can't remember. Oh, yes, Chuck, you know that there's a lot of finger pointing about how nine eleven was allowed to happen? Right? Uh? Is there there? There has been. I don't know if there is anymore. But at first there's a lot of finger pointing, and a lot of that fell on Clinton. Oh yeah,

because you know, Bush is pretty new. He was a He was a newbie still as far as presidents go, and Clinton had been president for two terms. Blame it on the previous guy. It's an American tradition, it really is. UM. But the thing is Clinton's administration, Clintons CIA had passed along a list of high valued targets of people in the Alcadda network before the September eleventh attacks ever happened, and there was a lot of talk about what to

do with this list of people. UM. After September eleven, like you know, say, eleven am on September eleven, the talk started about what to do with this list is it became clear that this was al Qaeda that had carried out this this heinous attack, right, And one of the things that we did with it was to publish a UM deck of cards. I have that deck? Do you really? Yeah? A friend of mine gave me that deck. Yes.

Do you remember that you could get them like a comedience stores and American public beyond the lookout for these guys and also enjoy some you know, Texas hold them with them as well. And my mine is Camo on the other side. That's appropriate, UM, But so there's a lot of talk about what to do with this list of people. We had their names in a lot of cases, we knew where they were, and um one of the one of the ideas that was suggested was to start assassinating all of them, and that one was I think

probably fairly well entertained. But the CIA had been as far as we know, out of UM practice with assassinations for a while. UM. So instead we decided to start UM stepping up a program called Extraordinary Rendition, right right, which would be a great band name. As soon as I heard it. You you think everything is a great band name? No, not everyone. Everyone thinks everything is a good band name, but not me. Okay, you're you're the I'm the guy who named his band El Cheapo, So

I know it's a good one. What was the other one? A designer kiddy or what? There's another band name recently that you liked? Oh I don't know? Okay, Well, anyway, this Extraordinary Rendition program actually dated back to UM the Bush senior presidency. In January, George Herbert Walker Bush UM signed a Presidential finding authorizing extraordinary rendition, which basically is kidnapping. Yeah of finding it we should say it's sort of like an executive order. It's one of those things that

a president can just say, make it happen. But it's pretty much a secret executive order. I mean, like its

existence can be made public, but its contents aren't. And actually the executive order that Um Bush Senior signed um allowing or authorizing extraordinary rendition is still classified, right, But what we know is that it was used a couple of dozen times, largely in the Clinton era, and for the most part it was used to go into countries that harbor terrorists, kidnapped the terrorists, and then bring them

to American courts for trial or other places. Well that that kind of stepped up after two thousand one, after after Bush Jr. Came into power. Um the CIA stopped, I guess, kind of wanting to put their faith in American courts and risk the coin toss of of an American jury going in favor of a terrorist. So they

started using extraordinary rendition to third party nations. So now not only are we kidnapping foreign nationals or kidnapping foreign nationals and taking them to other countries that they don't have an affiliation with so that we can basically outsource torture, interrogation, that kind of thing, right, Yeah, And we should point out at this point that UM during this kind of rendition, Uh, this isn't the kind of rendition you want to hear

if you're a detainee, because it basically means you can't you don't have a lot of contact with the outside world, as in none, you don't have rights to habeas corpus. You can't call your attorney and say, you know, get me out of here on bail. Uh, that kind of thing. It's very secret you're abducted. I think one of the stories you listed was a guy that they set up a fake fundraiser and invited this guy to it in

order to capture him. Yeah. After after nine eleven, like the world stage turned into like this um plot exposition montage from a Mission Impossible movement or a Simpsons episode. Sure, yeah,

people just started disappearing. Actually, yeah, pretty much. And by the very socio or the very um geopolitical definition of disappearing, it was they were kidnapped by a government entity and kept out of the um perv you, of the courts, and stripped of any kind of rights, right, right, So the problem is we went from using a couple of extraordinary rendition on a couple of dozen people throughout the entire nineties to UM by the New York Times estimate

at least three hundred and seven UM between late two thousand one and two thousand five. That's probably a very very low number, right, So we go from a couple of dozen in a decade to three hundred and seven and more in about four years, and we don't exactly know where to put these people. The CIA didn't want to bring them to the US because they didn't want

them to be prosecuted in American courts. They wanted these people to lose all their rights and to disappear so that they could be kept for as long as the CIA wanted them until they found out what they needed. So what they did was set up as a network of secret prisons, right, ghost prisons as their call us. And they're known as ghost prisoners there and they are the podcast Yeah if only Human Rights Watch, you've heard

of that group. They have a list on the internets about a list of ghost prisoners, suspected ghost prisoners, and it's very long, and the CIA is always like, we don't comment on that. Kind of thing because those lists are probably not accurate, right that they towed the company line there, right, because the c I couldn't say, yeah, that list is really accurate, and we do this. The CIA, for years and years and years after the the their

cover was blown, would never acknowledge that there were secret prisons. Right. Well, yeah, but g W had to come clean and what oh six in Atlanta wasn't in atlantas Sony produced standing next to him. Yeah, he acknowledged the existence of secret prisons. And it's probably after seeing W. It was probably just like a snaffoo, or he didn't. He didn't mean to

say it. He was probably tricked into admitting it, but he did, and um it so it came out that yes, these these do exist, but but we don't use them any longer. And then in January of two thousand nine, Obama the first thing he does is shuts down the CIA secret prison network, three years after they stopped using it. Apparently, well that was on a second full day in office

he did that. But pro Publica you've part of them too, right, Yes, they they say that there are um dozens of ghost prisoners still unaccounted for, so it's um you know, he says he shut him down, but they say pro Publica all these human rights groups say that they're still they don't know where these dudes are. Well, the other the other possibility is that the secret prisons have been shut down, but those people are dead. Um, that's kind of that was par for the course in a lot of ways

for the CIA secret prisons. If you have no rights whatsoever, if you die in custody, nobody cares. Like let's say, or I shouldn't say, no one cares. There's no accountability for that. So for instance, let's say you were, um, you died of ahixiation because you were held in a shipping container. Yeah. Have you seen the road du Guantanamo. No, there's a it's a kind of I guess, doc. No, I know about it. I just haven't seen it. It's

worth seeing, Yeah, I mean it's it's it's worth seeing. Um. But there's a there's a scene in there that that shows that these people being rounded up and shipped across Afghanistan in a huge like shipping container and like when they opened the doors the next day, like most of them are dead. It's gross, it's really disturbing. Well, it's like when you get the pet turtle in the shoe box, you gotta Mom always says, you know, remember the holes in the top. Yeah, so apparently mom wasn't around to

remind them of this. No, people weren't thinking like that. And the one dude froze to death. Yeah, and the secret prison with and I have to say, they had some pretty cool names. Uh. The one of the first and one of the largest was codenamed Salt Pit. And it was in a brick factory and abandoned brick factory outside of Cobble. Uh. And um, a junior CIA officer who was kind of new on this kind of thing ordered a detainee strip naked in chain to the floor

and he was left overnight. And it can get pretty cold apparently in Cobble. Uh. And the guy froze to death. So I mean, it's entirely possible that this two dozen, these two dozen people, I'm surprised it's not more. But these two dozen people who are unaccounted for are are dead? Right, that's probably the case. Yeah. Uh, you mentioned the names. I dug up a couple of more. Um, and I would say these are probably top ten lists of camps.

You don't want to go to. But Camp Dark Prison was the one, and my favorite was Camp bond Steel b O N D S T E E L. I can't bond steel and thank you for spelling it. Well, it's not steel is in. Take its steel is in. This is the metal that I will beat you with. This is metal that you will live behind for the rest of your life if you, um, well, let's talk about what what you lose when you're in a CIA prison.

That the right to lose um. Traditionally do you remember, like a few years ago, the whole you know, what, what are the people in Guantanamo Bay? Are the enemy combatants or the non combatants or the terrorists? Like what kind of rights do they have? Are they do they fall under the Geneva Convention. And it was largely decided by the Bush administration that no, these people didn't have

Geneva Convention rights right, UM. With the under the purview of the Geneva Convention, the Red Cross is charged with going to visit enemy combatants and prisoners of war UM on both sides, and and and see how they're treated um with the secret prisons. First of all, the people, no one knew that these people had been you know, um kidnapped. What wouldn't be very good secret prison exactly if the Red Cross knew about it where they were

And yeah, they were denied you know the Cross. Even after the Red Cross found out that they were here, and and I know, you've got this guy here and we want to visit them in the secret prison, will quiet see It's like, no, we're not letting you in. Right. That kind of shook things up. That's a big deal. Um, there's no habeas corpus And and like you mentioned earlier, they they would go to countries where they typically might torture people. And because the US isn't allowed to obviously

to torture, they weren't at the time. Before it was we decided yeah, yeah we torture, right, but we outsourced it, like you mentioned, so we would, let's say, set up in um I think you said the first one was in Thailand. Yeah, so they were looking around there, like where would I go if I wanted to set up a secret prison where you might be able to uh torture. Somebody in Thailand was like, come on over, you can

set up shop here, and they they outsourced it. But from what I read in your article was you wrote this right? From what I read was the US could say, like, hey, ask him about the micro film, right, we would pass along questions or direction or something like that. And the the last I wrote this thing in uh, I can't remember, some time in two thousand seven, I think late two thousand seven. And at the time, the last UM report I had had of of somebody being held in the

secret prison was in Africa, I believe North Africa. Yeah, uh. And and some Americans and Canadians reported having contact with Americans in these like African prisons, Westerners being held captive secretly and some guy behind the curtain saying use the dental drill exactly, and he sounds like he's from Omaha, and he shouldn't because this is you know, Africa, uh,

in other places, other other black site host countries. Yeah, that's what they're called, just like the black budgets and black ops the or black sites, right, or ghost prisons. So you put black in front of it, and if it's related to the government and there's no description, there's just like a huge budget on a line item. Yeah, with a sharpie that is exit out. That's the secret prison. Um. There are Some of the other countries are Azerbaijan, Oman, Jordan, Morocco, Syria, Egypt, Algeria.

All of these places where UM receiving prisoners didn't necessarily have a black site may have, but then most of the black site UH countries host countries were UM Eastern European like Lithuania and Romania. Yeah, but once uh, once it came out, though, they would probably try to shut it down, right because they didn't want this to get out to the press. Well, not only did they not wanted to get out to the press, they didn't necessarily wanted to get out to the president of that country.

And a lot of cases it was like the c I a uh, maybe a couple of maybe the the U. S. Ambassador of that country, and a couple of like say bulgar Area's secret police, like high commanders. Those are the only people on the planet who knew that there was a secret prison Bulgaria. What do they get into Romania? I wondered that myself too. I mean, like it's gotta be money, right, Sure, it would have to be, because do you really think Bulgarians are quite as amped up

about American patriotism is? Say, you know, the average American is yeah, I wouldn't think so, and especially uh Bulgarian secret police officer, you know, well yeah, so yeah, I would think money. Well we yeah. What I said though, second ago is they would close like Thailand when the word got out that they were doing this and now

we should close this. But it seems like every time it happened, they would just find a different country and then go set up shop there, right, And what with Eastern Europe in particular, it was a little prickly or ticklish because, um, well when the Washington Post broke this story, they even said in the article, like, we're not going to reveal the names of the host countries because it's so sensitive. Um that these countries governments are really gonna

have problems on their hands when it comes out. And indeed they did at first. Um. But the reason why is because these were all post uh Soviet Block countries that had, you know, adopted democracies after the fall of the Soviet Union. Um. And we're now you know, involved in this horrible uh secret prison network. You know you were talking about when word got out? Do you know how word got out? Well, this is a Thailand one. No word got out on what then unlike the existence

of the secret prison period. H yeah, it wasn't a canary singing singing like a canary. No, there was a vision there was Basically it was the CIA's fault. They didn't do their leg work. They didn't do their homework with the manifest for the planes. Yes, so this is what this is what cracks me up, is kidnapping people, taking them to a secret prison network that they've set up, and yet the honest about flight manifests right right, Yeah,

that's what I don't get. So there was a Swedish TV producer who um basically did some like hard hitting journalism. I think it was called cold Facts was the translation of the Swedish. We'll call him Spence Fencing. I think that's good. And if that's not his name, I'll bet Spence Spencon is better than his real name. So Sven um was was, I guess, investigating the the extradition of two um Swedish citizens to Egypt for questioning. They were

suspected terrorists. So sven starts looking into um the plane that that took them there, and it was a Gulf Stream five. Yeah they charted these right. Yeah, it was a Gulf Stream five and it was registered to a company Sven found out very quickly UM called Premier Executive

Transport Services, and it was registered in Deadham, Massachusetts. So Sven and calls Premier Executive Transport Services, leaves a message wants to know about, you know, why they would be transporting UM suspected terrorists to Egypt, And fifteen minutes later it gets a call from the Swedish Intelligence Service saying like, stop asking questions, and so Savin starts looking a little further and apparently UM finds out very quickly, in very

short order that there are thirty six planes chartered by the CIA UM making odds that are all that are all yeah, making odds. Stops with the nationalities of the people on board, and they would go from like say, UM, Afghanistan, Yeah, this guy out to Egypt, trough UM Morocco, and then to Guantanamo. Yeah, they're flying from Afghanistan to Guantanamo. But

somehow they can't get a direct flight. And they stop off at like four places along the way right and then at each stop there's somebody who's um, you know uh uh country of origin is Ohman and they but they get off know in in Cuba, you know. So, yeah, it's very flimsy. All the all of the companies were dummy corporations that had like p O boxes listed And yeah, the Swedish intelligence Service basically tipped this guy off and

he blew the whistle. And I think two thousand four when yeah, Spence Svince Svince in r I p so these prisons, Josh, we're not saying that, you know, these are nice guys that shouldn't be picked on. These you know, these are big, big time. And the one in Thailand, I think the first one, their first guest, their first overnight guest, was Abu Zuba Zobeida, and he was a top al Qaeda guy. He was captured in a shootout in Pakistan, was recovering in the hospital and I think

he probably knew what was what was going on. You know, he's in the hospital saying, I'm still not feeling that great, maybe I should stay here a little longer. And then he recovers and then they're like, well, why don't you come stay in our our private hotel. Was he the one that they they kidnapped out of his hospital? Ben Somalia, Uh no, no, no, they just Pkistan. Yeah, they were. He was just recovering after a shootout and then they brought him to their little the secret hotel. And you

pointed out that he was treated well. Well, he was tortured and treated well, said they. You said they fed him breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and yeah, and he loved kit cats and they gave him kick cats all the time. Did he I don't know. That's what I was, That's what I read. Well, it said they fed him. He was treated well because they fed him baked chicken and candy bars. But what if on his little questionnaire he filled out like allergic to chocolate and I hate chicken.

Part of entirely possible. I just wanted to bring that up. There's also um Chuck a list on Mother Jones I think, yeah, yeah, of UM music the Music of Torture or something like that. Metallica's hype the list I know that Metallica, Rick Astley, Yeah, the Barney there, yeah yeah, the Barney song at UM Guantanamo very loudly, over and over and over again. And Mia mix commercial really yeah, yeah, I would do the um Cook's pest control here locally looking looking lucky. Here

comes cookie pass control. Yeah, the the guy I mentioned that, the Abu Zubdaya Zubaya. Yeah, he was joined shortly thereafter by Khaleed Chiek Mohammed, who's a high value, high high value target. So I'm sure when he checked in to the secret hotel the other guy was like, oh crap, what's not good. What's odd is that you know it took us as many years as it did to start

assassinating people like uh. I think it was just in the last couple of months that UM news broke of some programs that the CIA was outsourcing to, like um ZE Worldwide, Blackwater and other contractors, Extel's force. Guys. Who were you know, going into Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq and assassinating UM like al Qaeda leaders and other terrorists guys. Right, So I wonder why we didn't just do that at first, instead,

you know started I guess we needed info. Yeah, intelligence, we had none, So I guess that's probably why they were like, well, we can't kill them, Yeah, what's going on? So we can water board him? And then eight years later we'll start assassinating and give them kitcats, right apparently, so oh latest news on this UM Yeah, there's some pretty recent stuff going on. Yeah, did you read about

the UM Physicians for Human Rights report? So basically there were physicians present at a lot of these enhanced derogations, and not just in an observational manner. Well that's what they were supposed to be there forest and basically like, hey, you just almost drowned, so let me make sure you're still alive and breathing in in good health. Right, Yeah, that's UM, that's okay. Actually, apparently as far as the American Medical Association and and international UM treaties are concerned,

you're allowed to do that. You're still fulfilling your purpose as a physician. They took it a step further, right, Yes, they did. They have a report out Josh called Experiments and Torture Evidence of Human Subject Research and Experimentation in the Enhanced Interrogation Program. And from what I gathered, the long and short of it is they were gathering information that could later be used to defend and court the torturers.

Is that right? I think they were quantifying pain thresholds, like if you waterboard this guy for this long, he'll experience a pain of eight. So they were kind of writing an outline of what you can do and still get defended in a court of law, right, which transferred their position as physicians to UM researchers. And it's transferred the position of these detainees as patients to test subjects. So they were engaging in human experimentation, yeah, pretty much,

and gathering data from torture, which is totally illegal. Yeah. But isn't everything about the ghost prison network illegal? Yeah? Pretty much. Everything that took place as far as the CIA was concerned after two thousand one was illegal. And it's not like we're little babes in the woods. It's not like the CIA has just been, you know, on the up and up since then. But this is what this is. So this is recent, this is going on

now still, I imagine. Yeah, there was another joint study, a two d and twenty six page report published in January of this year, and um, it's a joint study by this Well, there's like four different groups I won't read all of them, all human rights groups, and they said, of a particular concern to the authors, I'm gonna read this verbatim, beyond the overall illegality of the entire project conceived and executed by the Bush administration is the fate

of dozens of men held in secret prisons run by the CIA or transferred to CIA prisons. So they estimate you said a couple of dozen. You said a couple dozen? I thought, did I know? They're saying that ninety four prisoners um had been redacted and had enhanced interrogation techniques to varying degrees performed on twenty eight of the ninety four. So this was part of the whole torture memo thing. How is it that low? I would think it would

be way more than that. Yeah, you know, I would too, So well that's what they found out, So who knows, it may have been more good good times. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. America in the twenty one centuries was a weird place. The first decade was odd, Yeah, if you ask me. But Obama's trying to shut these down, and I think has for the most part. Yeah. Well, see, I don't but I don't know. But I'm not I'm not saying that there's not, you know, pinky stuff going

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prison network? Just type in CIA in prison in the handysearch bart how stuff works dot com and that takes us, of course to listener Maile, No, no, Josh, oh yeah, We're gonna do just a little quickie New York recap for those of our friends who could not be there. Dude, New York was hugeog. It was odd and weird and surreal and awesome. One of the things I learned about our fans, um at least our fans in the Brooklyn area. Yeah. Um, they're very self aware, in self conscious people, and that

makes them highly relatable to us. So, like the question, the biggest question I got was this must be very weird for you. Huh. I didn't get that much. I got it every time, and every time my answer is like, actually, it's really weird. Maybe this because you were standing there like like twitching. Yeah, yeah, but I got it. A lot and it was it was nice that actually I found it um disarming. Yeah that's good. Yeah. So we you know, everyone knows. We went to New York. We

had a few media opportunities, we did a few interviews. Um, but Monday night was when we had our happy hour at the knitting factory in Brooklyn with the Onion, which, dude, we couldn't have done any of this without the onion. Thank you to Dan and Joe for putting this stuff together and just being our buds. Yeah, that was a real treat to get to know those guys for sure. It was since your sensation, like my dad, It was a real treat, Josh. So we have our happy hour,

we get there, um, tons of people show up. The fire department comes at one point because there were too many people there, which was so awesome. I know, I was like, what is the somethinge fire? And they weren't in a hurry. They were just kind of standing around talking to people, like, you know, trying to gauge the amount of people. I think. So we got to meet people, We got to hang out with people and drink an adult beverage with people. We got to meet Mark, Australian

Wagga Wagon mak Yeah, thanks for the couzy bud. Yeah. And we got to meet a lot of people who and I remembered a lot of showed up on Monday. Sock Ninja, the dude Chris Uh, Chris and his wife whose wife was car Chris Wit. Yes, he was there with his wife, and they were super awesome. They were almost kind of working for us. They were helping with the T shirts and taking photographs. Yeah. And there was Greg I believe he was kind of helping me too.

He was helping me like move the line along and everything. Yeah. There are some really genuinely cool people here. Everybody there was super Yes. Yes, as a matter and I need to say special thanks to the banjo dude, remember him, Yeah, the guy with the banjo and his girlfriend. They gave us. They well, a lot of people brought gifts, and they brought me this Uh. She made this really neat little egg where she had made a design of thread that was on the egg. It was really intricate and very cool.

And they also met my friend Justin and helped him out in some ways. And they were very very cool kids. And I can't remember her name, but there's a fan that um, both of us met, but I talked to her for a while. Grundy she gave us No, not Grundy, Um, but hey Grundy. Yes, she gave us a molecular gastronomy book. Oh yeah, yeah, she just wrote in today. I can't remember her name. I thank you for it. Yeah, it was very awesome. So hopefully possibly look for a molecular

gastronomy podcast. And I got c d S and like, um, a lot of a lot of bands were like, hey, man, listen to this. Yes, and we have to go listen to um the Large Hadron podcast. Yes, I have not yet, but we need to go check them out. And so that was Monday. So then we had our Wednesday flash forward Wednesday and we had our all Star Trivia night at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn and this was nuts. Yes, we had um D people in this big room. There's

a big venue. It's like a concert venue. Yes, like you I could see sticks playing there, um but yeah, there's it was standing room only, I would say, about five people, and we we cobbled together this really awesome trivia team. Go ahead and lower the boom there. Okay, So we had Jackson Public who creates this, uh, this super cool cartoon called The Venture Brothers you may be familiar with. He was one of the head writers on the Tick. Yes, and he was brought along by our

buddy John Hodgman. We can say our buddy, Yeah, we can. Now I feel like he's our friend. He is he is, you can feel that way. Uh. And I'm really glad that John brought um Jackson along because he actually saved our our butts like several times with questions. Yeah, we would have there would have been like five six questions that we wouldn't have gotten had it not been for him. And he's a very cool guy. Wyatt see Neck from The Daily Show came along. Another buddy, super cool. We

actually had lunch with Ian Hodgman one day. Yes, the the esteemed Joe Randazzo, the editor in chief of The Onion, who again we couldn't have done any of this without Joe. Was awesome. Joe was there just looking pumped, you know, because he works out instead of smokes. Now he's very intimidating. And then um Ira Glass, Yes, the man that we stare up at in the iTunes rankings every day. Yes, Ira Glass was there and on our team not there to be rate and he was there on our team.

He was very cool and I just need to say that. He came up to me afterward and was blown away. Do your impression show and I don't want to start impresonating glass. Your fans are amazing. That was pretty good. That was close. He was blown away by the by the enthusiasm of the stuff. You should know Army and he doesn't. And Randazzo came up to and he's like, man, Ira doesn't get this sort of like rock star thing much.

So he was tickled to be there, I think, and have people you know fawning over him and telling him how much they loved him. It's which is something he deserves. And Hodgman, we mentioned John Hodgman was on our team and he was one of the funniest, quickest, witted, smartest guys I've ever met in my life. Agreed, I'm with you on that one. Like I told my buddy Scotty about that, and he said, you're really quick, though, man, I said, yeah, but dude, when I quickly make like

a fart joke, Hodgeman is that quick. But he references like an eighteenth century poet and it fits and it's funny, right, it's like a drag racer. Yeah, in like a fifteen year old donkey in competition in that one. Thank you Yeah, same here, buddy, I got like the twelve year old donkey thing going up, all right, So yeah, thank you very much everybody who helped that. And it was such a success. We had such an a time that we're like, why would we spend any more time at the office,

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