Geysers: Nature's Innuendo

but I did not know exactly what was going on there. Yeah. In fact, I was wrong on a couple of key points. Oh really, yes, which I will not point out. Oh come on, well, I thought they'd split out lemonade first of all. Uh, and I thought that was a little guy on there doing it. Oh got lepers Yeah, that's what everybody thinks. I was wrong on both of those points. Do we have a guyser myth sound effect? I don't think so. Um does this count as weather? Now? This

is earth science, biogeochemical processes. Okay, I just know you're trying to be beef up our weather. H this is not weather. It's not weather, although it does begin with weather. Yeah, I mean when something precipitates, that's weather, and precipitation precipitates the explosion of a geyser. That's right. Uh, Chuck, I have no guyser introduction. Man, you can't blame me. Though, Like I looked, and there is really not a lot

going on on guysers. I thought you might tell the story about the people in nineteen three years that's going to but I didn't want to just usurp it. Okay, but let's do that though, since you brought it up, because I mean I thought about that, I was like, whoa hang back, Josh hanging back? Well, apparently guysers can kill you. Um. And you know when you see something like old Faith will go off. That's why you're three ft away watching it. Yeah, you know you're not gonna

be on top of the thing. But apparently nineteen three in New Zealand, which is allowsy with geyser's um, some tourists visiting there got caught in a jet at Uh why man, why Mangu Valley nice? And uh? It killed all four people and carried them more than a mile away. Yes, that is sad, and after after we explain how geysers work, I think that will well we should mention that again because once I understood how guysers worked and I read that, I was like, those people met a terrible, terrible demise,

like they that was terrible way to go. Yeah, I mean, it's tantamount to getting thrown into a volcano or caught in dropping into the cracks of an earthquake, and they're all kind of related, as it turns out, or being bludgeoned to death, which is not related. No, but it's

pretty bad way to go to geothermal properties. So um chuck. Geysers, as I learned from reading this article on how stuff works dot com um our beloved site um, are actually kind of fragile and there's not that many this this articles, there's a thousand guysers roughly in in the world, and um I read elsewhere that there's only about fifty guyser fields on the planet and about two thirds of those have five or fewer guysers, which makes yellow Stone a

pretty substantial repository of geyser and guys are related activity. Because when you're talking guys are you you don't ever just talk guys, or you're also talking um fumer roles. You're talking hot springs, mud pots, steam vents, and all of them are based around the same thing, which is there's some sort of geo thermal activity that's relatively close to the Earth's surface, right, um. And there's three components to a geyser um and they are water supply, plumbing system,

and heat source. Yeah. And I'm gonna argue with forth later on later though, I have to wait. I'm gonna call it. We'll just go ahead and say what it is, which is a remoteness, all right, and then we'll we'll circle back because detached from its family, it comes very remote. So a water supply, let's start there, because if you ain't got water, you ain't got no geyser. Yeah. And I saw in this article that um rivers can often um form the water supply. I didn't. I didn't see

that elsewhere. For the most part, from what I from what I can gather is that the water supply is um precipitation, rain and snow melt percolating through the Earth's crust over five thousand or so years, and then it trickles down to the point where it comes in contact with, like we said, relatively shallow geo thermal activity, usually very very volcano volcano or volcanic activity, or very very old

like on in the throes of death volcanic activity. Yeah. Um, And it can be anything from magma to um cool magma. But it's very hot rock and it's close enough to the surface that this water doesn't evaporate, it starts to trickle back up. Yeah. And when do you stay close? Three miles down it seems like a long way down, but if you're talking the planet Earth, it's nothing. That's pretty close. If you're talking magma, it's pretty close. We're

talking tectonic plates, it's pretty close. It's closer than you want it to be. Pal, it's a go ahead, okay. Number two the plumbing system, right, very important. Um. The plumbing system is a series of fissures that run miles beneath the surface. And one important aspect of these fissures is they're basically sealed shut with silica from rhyolite. It's volcanic rock. Um. And like these minerals have sealed this rock shut, right, So like really important part of it,

that water that's percolating down. When it heats up and starts to travel back up, it takes that silica that riolite with it and then it just kind of acts as a ceiling along these pipes. Over five hundred thousand years, however long it takes for it to go back up,

it's it's ceiling and it's making it water tight. Well yeah, and I imagine I didn't read this, but I imagine that this kind of activity happens elsewhere on the planet, but it's not sealed up, so it just disperses, right, Yeah, Because one of the key ingredients of a geyser is pressure, high pressure, that's right. And to get that pressure in these pipes, you have to have rylelite coated sealed pipes. That's right. Okay, So there's the plumbing system and it

can the plumbing system barries. All guysers are different. Sometimes it's just like a huge, long vertical chaft. Sometimes it binds and turns and winds around. Okay, So this is this is something that actually differentiates guys are from a hot spring. So a hot spring is just like a one like a long vertical shaft coming from hot water um up to the top. But there's no obstruction. What makes the guys or a geyser is the fact that there's an obstruction in the plumbing right where the hot

spring water can just move freely up and down. There's there's just free exchange and you soak around in it like a big lazy wall rush, but there's no pressure with the guys are there's some sort of obstruction where either say, the water on its way back up and there's this wide pool that bottlenecks at the top. So

now you have pressure. There's a bunch of different pipes feeding into one pipe and they all connect to the same place another bottleneck or this this pipe of water is so wide and so deep that the pressure from the water above the water at the bottom is so tremendous that for all intensive purposes it creates a bottleneck just strictly out of pressure without an actual obstruction. Yeah, just the weight of the water itself is so great.

So we have a water supply and a plumbing um system that is sealed with rhyolite which makes it water tight and pressurized, and then some sort of means for pressure to build. Yeah, and uh, I guess we can go ahead and liking it to a pressure cooker. Now, so you understand what we're talking about. If you've ever cooked with a pressure cooker at home, or if you've ever eaten it Chick fil A and eating their delicious pressure fried chicken, is that how they do it? Oh? Yeah,

pressure fried? So that's whether so juicy. Um, So water is standard water is just gonna boil it like a hundred degrees celsius French water. Um. If you're if you're cooking with a pressure cooker, which means you know, the litt a sealed shut it lets out some steam or else it would explode obviously, Um, it will actually take a lot more energy to boil and bubble up, which means more heat. And so you can actually cooking a pressure cooker at like twenty five degrees right, because it's

just substantial for under a pressure. It takes a lot more for what it was boiling water. But it's like air bubbles forming and rising to the top. When the pressure is too great, it can't boil. So the boiling point rises, right, Well, it boils, but it won't it can't evaporate. Well, no, it can't. It can't form the bubbles that carry to the top. So it can't actually boil. So it's just sitting there in this high pressure environment at high higher than boiling point temperatures and the same

things going on in the guyser. Right, You've got the obstruction, you've got this heated water, and you have a tremendous amount of pressure because again we're talking about miles deep um and there's that's quite a bit of pressure at the bottom the water at the bottom. It's getting hotter and hotter and hotter. Yeah, like, um, I mean, I guess it depends. But for guys are to form and start, they think the oldest one is between five thousand and

forty years old. So yeah, so it takes a little while because you know, the plumbing has to has to steal up in every thing. But as that pressure builds and then that heat um increases, you can reach temperatures of like four or five degrees fahrenheit of this water and it's still not boiling, right, that's right, And then

eventually it does boil. It overcomes that pressure threshold. Well, it finds its way through to to the escape route, which is the top of the surface, and it'll just and that's not the eruption and it'll just squired a little bit of water out and think, wow, that was a big relief, and such a big relief that the steam all of a sudden expands to times the volume

of the water. It's like if you're ever boiling, you ever steam vegetables in your house, the best way to steam vegetables is you don't just set it on a massive boil and cover it up. You get it to that massive boil and then you turn that heat down low, and all of a sudden, that pressure drop creates like massive amounts of steam, right. And the reason why is because when you increase pressure, you increase the temperature that's

the boiling point of water. If suddenly you have that temperature still but the pressure decreases, that that water and this guys are just flash vaporizes. And because there's a lot more volume to an equal amount of water and steam, that steam, like you said, expands to what times the volume And there's your guys are pal Yeah, it's that's all of a sudden, all the steam in the water just gets shot out. Depending on what kind of guys are it is, it's going to take different formations and

be different heights and last different amounts of time. But um, it'll keep going until it either runs out of water or it cools down enough for it just start all over again. Yeah, and then it just starts all over again, which is how you get something like Old Faithful. Right, that's right. Once it once it releases that um that pressure and it shoots out, it's the whole process just begins again, and you have, Um, guys, there's like Old Faithful that or run like on a pretty regular schedule.

I think it's between like sixty and eighty five minutes or something like that. Well, I've got the new schedule to help schedule because it's been it's been happening with greater with less frequency and greater power in recent years. I think it's said since two thousand UM. And it's a bimodal. They call it bimodal. And if you're going to Old Paple and Wyoming, Um. There are generally two eruption durations now, either a long one which is over four minutes, or a short one, which is about two

and a half minutes. And if you have just missed the short one, there'll be about an hour before your next eruption. If you have just missed the long one, then there's gonna be about an hour and a half until the next one. But either way, it's it's worth sticking around for it. Yeah, and it's funny if you go to the page and there's obviously a webcam up where you can see it and stuff, but that's not

as fun. But if you go to the web page and they ask for tips on you know, seeing it, they say, well, if there's a lot of people sitting around on the benches, that means there's one upcoming. If there's a bunch of people getting up and leaving, that means it just happened. It's like, wow, really, yeah, that's the best you can do. That sounds like, um, like

hippie park ranger logic exactly. Um okay, so, uh well, I guess we're onto like famous geysers, right, yeah, Actually quickly I mentioned I teased about the fourth um thing being remoteness. Apparently, in the last fifty years, uh producing energy with geothermal energy production is increased so much that it's affecting geysers, and so being remote is now believed to be one of the requirements to be a geyser because geysers are vanishing because of man because so I

was trying to figure out this out. Maybe you can help me. That's because we dig down to these this this um, these geysers of this geo thermal activity, and in doing so, are we creating like a release valve so the pressure camp build as much I think So, I mean they're using it to spind turbines to create energy, but I know you can also have like a geothermal system in your backyard, which I don't think he uses.

I don't think it like creates steam. So I feel like what we're doing then is creating artificial geysers, like creating an artificial pipe to let steam out, which would impact any natural guys activity because like we said, they're

very fragile. Earthquakes frequently um cut them off. They also bring them back to life to Yeah, that's like there was one called the Stroker geyser that that would be st r O k K you are, yeah, and that stroker like stroker race right right, So stroker geyser um is after the Icelandic well, stroker is after the Icelandic verb to churn, and actually geysers after the Icelandic verb um to gush. So this is all very Icelandic in origin, but that would be g e y s I r

okas in Icelandic. Sure, I won't know how byork pronounced. And you've seen Christian Wiggs impression of her. Huh, it's really great. Um Okay, So the Stroker Geyser was actually um. It was enacted in seventeen nine um because of an earthquake, and then another earthquake hit in Ee and it became inactive. It went dormant and the local said, we gotta get our guys are back. Man, it's all blocked up. So they cleared it off and now it's running again. I

bet that's probably dangerous work. Dangerous. Um. Another way to that humans are impacting is a mineral extraction. Apparently in two thousand three, uh, they were extracting minerals in Chile, the second largest geyser field in South America, and it killed it basically from extracting golden stuff. Because basically they mess with the plumbing and then you're finished. Because it's like you said, like um, in a pressure cooker has that little steam, but also it's doesn't explode. The guys

aren't supposed to have that. If they have that, they just don't go off. They're like, well, fine, I'll just let some steam off and um, um, that does happen naturally. There are steam vents located near geysers, um like yellow stones. Like, we have ten thousand um geo thermal um what is the word they use, Uh, basically different things. We have ten thousands of your thermal different things. Um. But the

vast majority of those are like steam vents. No, they're they're natural, Like they're like little steam releases that come up through fissures in the earth. I thought you meant we put those in to make old bathele like safers. No, they happen naturally. Um. But I think it's the same thing as drilling a hole down to a geotherrmal um different thing and uh and tapping it to run a turbine. Okay, at least you didn't say interesting. Interesting, man, This stuff

is very interesting. Um, Old people, is a cone geyser? I'm not sure I understand the difference. Is it the is it the difference? Is it the outlet like the shape of the thing above the earth. Yeah, So with the cone, guys, where the ryo light bubbles up enough over time that it builds up and it forms a little cone and that's what the guys are shoots out of.

And normally with the cone guys or you have a big stream going is yet going into the air like hundreds of feet That one in um in uh New Zealand, the Wyman Geo geyser. Um, that one streamed four d seventy ft into the air and for those of you in New Zealand, that's four hundred and fifty that's a world record, right yeah, yeah, nineteen oh two, yeah, before it killed people, right, and then it went dormant in nineteen o four because of the landslide, which makes me

think like this thing is coming back. It just gotta bubble back up, kill people and then shut down right afterwards. Yeah, it's really had a really chaotic to your career. It's like a rock star overdosed on heroin or something. Um. But anyway, as I was saying, um, the cone shoots a jet into the air. The fountain Um, it shoots in a much more like chaotic streme whatever. But it doesn't come up from a cone. It comes up from

a pool. So at the surface the geyser goes into a pool of water and then that it will erupt out of the water, and that would be the Grand guyser. Um, the tall that's the tallest regularly erupting guys are on the planet. And that is also a yellowstone. Yeah, the tallest, and that it shoots up in the air. Yeah, two feet in crazy fountain e hard to predict fashion. Yeah, which is pretty surprising too, because the cone geyser shoots a jet straight up in the air and this fountain

geyser is still beating the average one. Yeah. Could you imagine if it was a cone guyser, it would be mind blowing to the moon. Uh. You mentioned the stroker Ace geyser, the steamboat guys Yeah, apparently can sheet water up to three hundred feet. But don't bother stopping by because it hasn't happened for fifty years. It can go fifty years, but yeah, it's finicky. Yeah. Um. There's also the geyser, which is the o g geyser because that's where the word came from. It's a geyser in Iceland.

It was discovered in Umour, so it's the oldest known guys are on the planet. But they took some samples of the silica that forms the cone of the castle guys are in Yellowstone. That's the one they think is five thousand to forty thousand years old. Apparently silicon dating can use some work. I did see one interesting little and it wasn't a joke. It was almost like you could hear science guys laughing about it. Though. You geysers

are always called geysers, even if they quit erupting. But that ceased to make seeds to be a geyser at that point. But once you have erupted, you're always called a geyser. The cone formerly known as geyser. Yeah, that's what I would call it. Shameful. Uh, listen, do you know that whole story about Prince doing that, about changing his name. No, I never knew the story behind it. So he was locked in a contract with Sony that he didn't like, and Sony basically said, you can't release

an album as Prince. Yes. And but also that had something to do with him acting basically crazy, like he acted crazy on purpose to get out of his contract because there was some sort of clause where like if he was if he went nuts or whatever, it would avoid his contract. So he did that, and he had that font release and I remember he released it to the media like, um, his little symbol yes to as like a font add on so you could just print

the symbol when you were writing about him. And his contract with Sony was either avoided or they gave it up or whatever. But he was basically like, I'll show you crazy, but I need to get out of this contract. Boy. One of the best concerts I've ever seen. Oh yeah, I'll bet and I don't even think I put it my top five when we had that listener mail at time, but probably forgot. It's probably in my top five. I would like to see print. Sometimes he brings it he um.

He bought you met a bottle of water at um a Miles Davis show at the Cotton Club. Really wow. Her friends came up to see the lemon Heads and she's like, yeah, I'll go with you, and then found out that Miles Davis was playing. It's like, I'm gonna go over here yourself, bottle of water. Evan Dando, Miles Davis. Let me think about that. Sorry, e d um So that's uh, that's print. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Guys are too. Um. If you want to learn more about guysers, you can type that word g E y S e r s.

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