The Procrastinating Brain

night to write things. In college. I remember getting up early to do homework, then being late as I ran off the class, and then finishing the homework in class, or skipping lunch to do a homework assignment do that afternoon. Everything was always a last minute, right, And this is called the student syndrome, right, Yes, yeah, and it's really common.

I'm sure everyone at some point, particularly in in in their student years, experienced this where you were just putting everything off because you were making a deal with yourself saying, oh, yeah, i'll do it in a couple of days, I'll do it a couple of hours and then bam. Because there's always something more entertaining or worthwhile to do in the

present than later on. And I'm sure that that would have been something like other studies rather than beer consumption or well, well I did not consume libations in college for the most part. But what would you have occupied have been? Stuff like, um, you know, team Fortress or a quake or something I guess, you know, other at leisure activities. I wasn't exactly living it out most of my college career. I have to say, all right, well, I don't have any comment on that for myself. Okay, well,

but procrastination, it is a huge deal. It is perhaps an inseparable part of who we are. Everyone does it, even the even the go getters out there. There's something on that to do list. It's not getting um do attention, and it all boils down to procrastination. We've been trying to fight this for ages. We still don't have it completely kicked or anywhere close to it. So what exactly

is it? We're going to discuss what procrastination is, why we do it, some of the ideas out there about how we might defeat it, and uh and and whether that's really an achievable goal. Yeah, can you really vanquish it? Yeah? Um and just saying no, you ever actually get around to vanquishing it? Well, yeah, you can put a plan together, you can clean the plan just at all. You can

have a board meeting about it. You can put together committee to study procrastination and put together ten like ten steps on best us standards and practices towards defeating it. Then you can blog about those ten steps. Yes yeah, um, but like, this is not a modern phenomenon, right, Sure, there's been an uptick, and for reasons we'll talk about later.

But just in case you're wondering it, it actually came into our vernacular and owned fifteen hundred and thirty two, I believe the first instance of the use of the word procrastinate. Yeah, the actual like English word procrastinate. Ye. And there's a book from eighteen fifty two called Thoughtless Little Fanny, The Unhappy Results of Procrastination. So this was on people's minds thoughtless little fanny, thoughtless little fanny, Like, don't have such a thoughtless little fanny? Like? Is that

never mind? No, we're not talking about fannies like fanny, because it's like, get off your fannie and do something right. Well, maybe that's where some of that came from. Who is well, uh, even though the word is relatively new in terms of human history. Uh. The idea is, of course has been around for as long as we've had stuff to put off doing. I mean it's uh, if you look back in the Mahabarada, the ancient Indian epic, which we've discussed a little in the past when we were talking about

ancient technology and weapons. Um, and I'm I've been really into it because I just forced my wife to set through several hours of the Peter Brook Channel four film that up to he did. Peterborok did like a nine hour version of the Mahaparata and then they cut it down to like six hours or five hours for TV, and then they cut that down to three hours for the DVD. And it's really cool, but my wife had

suffered through it because it is a little slow. Yes, but there's a part in it where the character of Bishma is talking to King yudish Tura and he's taking him about these fish right that they're they're three fish in the water and there's a fisherman coming. Um. You know, this is like the apocalypse for these fish. And one of the fish in the water says, all right, I'm a fish of action. Let's do this. This let's do this.

Let's uh, let's let's hop to it. Let's get to some water where we're not going to be threatened by this fisherman. And then there's another fish, and this fish is more of a thoughtful planner, and the fish says, look, I'm gonna think this over, I'm gonna i'm gonna do a little research, I'm gonna crunch some numbers, and then when the time for action comes, I will act and I will be prepared to act. And uh, and that's good.

Both of these fish are great. But then there's a third fish, and that third fish is just like, ma, you know, I'm not I'm not gonna worry. Well, is that fish just completely hamstrung by the idea and and therefore becomes a slacker fish? Um, yeah, kind of a slacker fish, just like doesn't that is it gonna put the is it gonna act now? Isn't gonna put the putar? Far with the effort to act now? Is instead going to just be like, well, what the fisherman does tomorrow

is completely out of my mind, so Bishmuth says. Thus everyone meets with destruction, like the procrastinating fish, who from want of intelligence cannot divine the hour of danger. That man again, who, regarding himself clever, does not seek his own good improper time, incurs great danger, like the Sekula who had presence of mind. So it's, uh, it's it's really interesting ancient texts they're already talking about, you know,

the wisdom behind tackling procrastination. You don't have to act right away, you know, you don't have to be the person it's like, oh, here's a here's a challenge. I'm on it. At least be the be the fish that is that is planning things out and as well. Discussing this, you tend to see like two types of procrastination with anybody. We're either putting off something that we really do not want to do, like taking out the garbage roundloading the dishwasher,

or doing our taxes something like that. Or we're putting off something that we really want to do, or we think we really want to do, or we feel like we should want to do. The stakes are higher in that instance, right, and the expectations and probably the fear surrounding it. Right if you look in in the In Islam, the Arabic world word for procrastination toss with primarily concerns

the postponement of good deeds. So there's more of an emphasis in Arabic on procrastination as the putting off of say, uh, you know, doing this great endeavor that you're planning, you know, I know, writing that book you always wanted to ride, or or finally donating to charity or you know, or whatever you're particular. There's more of a lighting of the

fire under the duff to get things done. Yeah, and then hitting on Buddhism, here's a quote from Surya Dass, an American in a lama in the Tibetan Buddhist tradition, and he says, we have to stop procrastinating, pretending that we have forever to do what we want to do and be what we long to be. So that's it. He dies in this whole idea that a lot of procrastination is sort of on some level feeling are like we're gonna live forever and we have indefinite time to

achieve these various goals, obligations, dreams, uh, etcetera. C. S. Lewis, of course, the Christian writer and sci fi fantasy fictioner, says there is no other day all days are present. Now this moment contains all moments. I really I enjoyed sort of looking looking around and seeing what different people have to say about it. So, so we've been thinking about it for a long time. There's a lot of philosophy and uh and religion tied up in actually stirring

people to action and stirring yourself to action. Yeah, and let's talk about some statistics behind this too, like what's going on here? There is a five year study that actually this is the the irony here. It was meant to be a five years study, but it took ten years to complete. Not making this up. Oh yeah, journalists love that stuff, by University of Calgary professor Pierce Steele. It's a thirty page study and it's actually pretty exhaustive.

But it concluded, among other things, that only about five percent of the American public thought of themselves as chronic procrastinators. But now today it's about so the number has gone up quite a bit significantly. Yeah, and the culpriate just just guess what the culprit is. But the reason why this may have gone up, Oh, let's see the last twenty five years, I'm guessing the Internet. Yeah, it's lovely distractions, That is exactly it. Pierce Steel also attributes to the

mind uh mind sweeper game. I really I never figured out how to play mine. I know, I thought, well, he had kept like and all the things that I read there were all these quotes of that mind sweeper game just taken over the nation. Yeah, I think perhaps for him, I'm going to guess that. I don't know, but it's really interesting because it's a hard thing to measure. And in fact, Slate dot com had a great article called Procrastinators Without Borders, and what they were saying essentially is, okay,

here is a study that is right for research. You know, how do people procrastinate in other cultures? Because you know, you you can look at Americans and you can say, okay, there's a high incidence of self reporting of procrastinating. But perhaps that's because we're really into self disclosure, right Americans are. And you can say there's a high incidence in Japan.

But you could say, well, that's also because uh, if someone were to say they were procrastinating, that's sort of a cultural norm of self criticizing oneself, and so it would make sense that they would say, oh, yes, I'm a procrastinator and this is part of my problem. Um, So there's there's sort of hard to measure in other cultures, and also how how is it perceived there? Right, because we know that a color is a color in one

culture and the color in a different culture. Right, It's all how we sort of uh construct this reality, right of how we perceive things. And of course there's also something to be said about how different different cultures perceived time slightly differently, right, Um. And then this comes down

to basically clock time versus event time. Yes, and there's nature time to write, right, yeah, nature time as well, which, of course it's just it's it's light out, it's start out, the sun's going coming up, the sun is going down. Looks like when when are you planning to eat dinner? Are you planning to eat dinner at seven o'clock sharp? Are you planning to eat dinner when everyone returns to the house, or are you planning to eat dinner when

the sun comes down? There's not all necessarily the same time, right, and in in different cultures that could be wildly different times that they actually occur. Robert Levine is a social psychologist and the author of a geography time, and he maps the different perceptions of time between urban and rural settings, corporate culture, as ethnic groups, and academic disciplines, and he

puts forth the idea of a multi temporality. So he it's sort of this idealistic like, you know, possibly we could start to move between nature time, event time, and clock time, depending on the situation. But what you'll see is that in most Western cultures we work on clock time monochronic time, right, monocron nicktime rather, and that's a

linear timeline. It moves us from one task to another, where if you're in um event time in another culture, then let's say that you make a date to study with someone, and you make the date for seven o'clock. In an event time, you wouldn't actually be expected to show up at seven o'clock because what might happen between you showing up for that time and when you actually do is that a friend could come over and want

to listen to music. And so it's much more like, Okay, well, I'm just going to go with it now, and it's less of a concern about the future. It's more like what's going on right now. So it's like Davies yes, it's very much so like this Um and Levine found that the quicker we speak, walk, eat, and drive UM,

the more of an economic um boom we get. Right there, So the communities that are much more structured around clock time tend to be ones that and this is no surprise, have bigger economies, um, more luxuries, higher incomes, and so on and so forth. And I thought this was interesting. This was interesting that the top five countries using the index of pace of life as he calls it, or time consciousness from fastest to slowest are Switzerland, Ireland, Germany, Japan,

and Italy. And the five slowest or at least time conscious countries are Syria, El Salvador, Brazil, Indonesia, and the Mexico. Yeah, so I mean, here you go. Here's a good example of how time and this perception of whether or not you're procrastinating could be wildly different from one culture to another. Well, having been too in Mexico and having been to Germany, I can say that there does a drastic difference in how time is perceived and how time passes in those

two countries. Well, as I know that Germany is is famous for its transportation, right and for for always being on time, um and adhering to the clock time. Well, I have, I have. I mean, I'm I'm not the most you know, buckled down of individuals, but but I do have some German blood in me. So there there are times where I'm like, where is someone to enforce the rules and to put straight limits and beginnings on this thing? You know? And then you reach for a

strudal Yeah, and then I reach for a strudle. You know. It's like why why are people coming in late and leaving early for yoga class? This should not be permitted. I've got Dutch on my side, So I just wear wooden shoes. Okay, that's That's gotta make down dog different really difficult though it does, it does. It's a challenge. Um. But so the question then sort of becomes like, how how do we become motivated in these different atmospheres, um,

of different environments. And it's interesting to note that Lady Gaga actually enters this equation, yes, and doesn't she always

I guess she does. She's always interjecting herself in these philosophical discussions, right, um, And we're there was we're of course referring to m psychology today blog post or or article I think blog post slash article um that was talking about basically pitting Lady Gaga against the Secret because the lady guy got had this thing about where she could see the awards, and she doesn't put them on

the wall. She like throws them in the closet or something. Right, she sort of bragged, well, I don't know if you say bragg but her advice to an up and comer was, Hey, don't don't get all excited about whatever awards you've been given. I just pretend like they don't exist anymore. Taken down and I take it down to the studs, and then I have to get those awards again. Yes, and uh yeah, And the name of this article was the motivatical wisdom

of Lady Gaga versus the Secret. And we'll have to throw a link in the blog post we do with this, but it concerns Sigmund Freud's idea of the irrational lobido, the part of our psyche that lives for immediate pleasure, all right, which actually ties into a lot of a lot of our discussions here about procrastination, because it's about, you know, it's all about like this present us and then dealing with a future us that yeah, feed it and give its its instant gratification. Right, so um two.

In order to accomplish this immediate pleasure, the libido uses what Freud termed a primary process, where it produces a memory image of an object needed for gratification in order to reduce the frustration of not having been gratified yet. So basically this would be like an example of this would be like if someone was like, man, I sure,

I sure, wish I was a rock star. That looks great, and then you imagine yourself as a rock star and you just sort of set there and you're you know, your high school class or your or behind the wheel, and you sort of stay up, you're off into the distance and see yourself as a rock star, and in doing that, scratch that itch and then the itches scratched and you're like, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Now back to what I is doing. Okay, So this is the fantasy part of it, right, And this is this is

how it relates to the secret. Yeah, we imagine everything from revenge to accomplishment, you know, whatever it may be, without doing anything, and we received the pleasure from the image alone, and then of course the secret. On the other hand, can we say what the secret is? Can we be sued for revealing the secret? I don't think it's a secret anymore. Yeah, I mean, has that red stamp on the it's been on Oprah and and all

sorts of stuff. I'm sure a lot of people are are familiar with the concept at least right sort of this law of attraction. It's like you imagine it and make it real. You put out your your wish for this thing, and then you put that out into the universe and that that I know I'm probably massacring this, but I will admit that I have not read this book.

So this is my piecemeal understanding of it. Is that once you put out that wish, that energy, then that is going to attract uh, your wish fulfillment so that it comes to you whatever it is. I have. I have read other things that to make similar arguments for this idea of manifesting what you want in your life. And some of these even take a sort of quasi quantum physics approach by you know, sort of like looking

at the idea that all possible realities exist somewhere. So if you were to focus, you could force yourself into the physicals, into into the alternate realities where the desired events have transpired. So there's a reality where I'm a rock star. There's a reality where I clean up after rock stars, and all I need to do is focus hard enough, and I can move my current self toward more towards the rock star persona than the rock star

cleaner upper. Okay, So there's a problem with this though, if you're actually motivated to fulfill it for yourself, right, And that's where Lady Gaga comes in, because she's relying on an expectation that she has that's a framework based on her past experiences. So she already knows what it takes to get to this goal and fulfill it, right, and only that she's created a lack right because mentally she has removed those awards, those accolades from from her um,

from from becoming a symbol that is already fulfilling. So she's her desire. I think it's like like, man, I wish I was famous and successful, and then she looks up at the awards and she goes, there, I am, and then like then they accomplished, and so she takes them off, and she's like, oh, that was accomplished and famous and all that. And then she looks up in the walls empty and she makes a little frowny face. Nothingness, right,

and then she starts to levitate like a zen Buddhist. Um. I made that part of so over the last decade is this article lays out there was a study at a New York university and they took they used three different groups to study which of these approaches is more successful. Here's a fantasy group that essentially falls the path of the secret here and they imagine what they have already desired having come true, all right. And then there's a control group that's the baseline people just do, left to

their own devices. And then there is a mental contrasting group, and this is uh, this is like the Lady Gaga model where they mentally contrast by fantasizing about what they want and then immediately afterwards they compare where they are

now with where they want to be. So this would be the whole like, you know, fantasizing about being a rock star and be like, oh, that's that's kind of cool in my head, and then you you, you know, you suddenly you're back in reality and you're like, whoa, I'm not a rock star at all, and then perhaps imagining the steps that would take you to that desired reality. So anyway, the results show that the Lady Gaga styled mental contrasting always does a better job than than pure fantasy.

And so the suggestion here is that the secret mode is uh is kind of flawed. I just love the fact that that someone took Lady Gaga's quote about taking our platinum records down and and it's something like she said something like a pretenda, haven't sold a damn one and I've got to do it all again. Like they took that quote and then they app aied it to a study along with the Secret this book the Secret, and bore this out. I think that's pretty great. Yeah, well,

I mean that's how you do it. You get this, You take the science, you throw Lady Gaga or a really strong verb in the headline, and you've got yourself the science news story. He's got legs. Yeah. Um. In a minute right here after the break, we're going to talk about whether or not there's a unifying theory of procrastination of why we do it, and we're going to talk about how you can overcome your procrastinate and ways. This podcast is brought to you by Intel, the sponsors

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turn back. Now, I'd have to wage just through just as much blood to see it all the way through. So that's where we are. We've got to wait through the rest of the blood. Wow, you're dark man. Yeah, uh, I like it. So So yeah, we're talking about procrastination and is there a unified theory because we we we discussed that. We discussed humor in a recent podcast, and we talked about a unified theory of humor where they say, what is humor? Well, here you go, cultivate it out

in like a few different steps complete explanation. Can we do that with procrastination in theory? We can? Right, okay? And so the temporal motivation theory posits that motivation can be understood by the effects of expectancy and value, which could be weakened by delay, with differences for rewards and losses. So what we're talking about here is motivation equals expectation

times value over impulsiveness times delay. So if you plug in the conditions of a scenario and the denominator that that impulse in the face of gratification, right, the what

would be the underneath expectation of value? If that is weaker than the proposition of a good chance of a successful outcome, then you are less likely to procrastinate, which sort of feels like a dumb moment, you know, like, oh yeah, okay, of course, because you would think, right that if it was a good chance that you were going to do great at this task, um, and you know you you didn't have really a good reason to

put it off, that you would get it done. So that's where I kind of that's the point where I say, well, that makes sense, But we're crazy humans and we're sort of flawed in our logic, and sometimes we do things to to really mess ourselves up, you know, we self deceive or we make something bigger than it is, and so we don't accomplish something because we even though we're excited about it. Right, That's that's the problem I have

with T M. T Okay. But but to break it down again, it's basically we're more likely to do the things that we expect succeed at, and we typically discount future rewards in favor of the media rewards, which comes down again too. I can have fun now versus acing that test tomorrow, or I can not have fun now, and as the test tomorrow, which is more real, I'm not having fun now and I want the fun, right Yeah. And this instantly brings to mind something called Ulysses packed,

which is a great to refresh. Of course, it's the myth of Ulysses. You know, um who's uh uh you know, he's he's he's on the ship. He's sailing right, and he knows the sirens are coming up, the beautiful naked ladies that crawl out of the singing to him, and they will lure everyone to their deaths. They will sing so beautifully and they will be so absolutely naked that all the men on the ship will climb into the water and drown. So Ulysses is a he's a pretty

smart cat. So he's like, this is what you're gonna do. You're going to tie me to this mass and time me so tight that when the naked sirens starts singing um, future me won't be able to do anything about it because past me is brilliant. So it's like it's past Ulysses versus future Ulyssenes, and he binds future Ulysses, and then when future Ulysses rolls around, he's like, oh my goodness, somebody in timey I want to go drown with these naked ladies, and and past Ulysses like ha ha, I

got you. Yeah, well, And I think what's interesting about this is that he's got the long term goal in mind, right. So that's really when we were talking about this a little bit more about how you do vanquished procrastinating, but that's a really big important part of that. He's got the past experience. You're drawn and he says, naked ladies, you have seen him before. My big goals to get past you guys and live It reminds me, did you

ever watch Strangers with Candy? Oh? Yes, do you remember Jazz? Oh? Who's jazz Jazzy was the like the old jazz singer band teacher that was in one episode, But he would um. He was really attracted to the ladies, so he had to put a post it note on his hand that says touch the girls, Jazzy. And so there's the same way he's like reaching after a girl's hinder and uh, and then he yeah, and then he sees the post it note and he goes, ah, you're too fast for me,

and uh. It's hilarious. But but it's a sound like the opposite of the Ulysses. No, No, it's the it's exactly the same. It's past Jazzy um influencing future Jazzy and saying, hey, future Jazzy, don't do anything I see I see the person always Yeah. But so Ulysses packed is Uh, it's sort of the same thing, and it's

the eye. It comes back around to that idea that we're always going to go for the the immediate pleasure is is gonna appeal to us more than the distant pleasure, even if the immediate pleasure is something as fleeting as candy is good versus the distant pleasure is is living longer or being healthier. You know, you can tie this into any number of addiction scenarios. Well, and you were telling me about I think the ultimate example of this that you heard on radio Lab. Yeah, this is it

was the it was where all right? So what can go up against this can out? What can defeat the immediate desire for pleasure? If immediate, if future greater pleasure won't do it. And the thing is, you need something that you have in the present really strong. So is a really strong emotional an outcome that's so repulsive that you would be completely shamed with yourself. This Yeah, this

lady is trying to quit smoking. So she decided she made a pack with herself ironclad pat If I smoke, I will donate a whole bunch of money to the K five thousand dollars. And she was a you know, she was a big civil rights supporter. So this was just against every The idea of doing this stood against everything she'd believe. It would be like the the the ultimate like not only just humiliating, but she would be supporting um a you know, a racist group that that

she has despises. So her current her her current shame, her current displeasure. Uh, you know, however you want to frame it, her her current um adversarial position to the to the KKK way outpowered the present urged smoke because she would say, like she'd wake up in the morning and she'd reach for a cigarette and she'd think, oh, no,

I can't, but I cannot do this. Yeah, it's kind of like future It's like a future Jazz was calling up President Jazz, and President Jazz's like, I don't know, Future Jazz, if you were here, maybe you could talk me out of this, but you're not who And then in the future Jazz is like, well, who's there who can actually talk to talk to him? And he's like, oh, I'll call up his revulsion to this, you know, right right, Yeah,

that's all Jazzy needed. So it's pretty cool. Yeah. Um. And I think what's interesting about that again is just going to this idea of like, how do you really overcome procrastinating because we're so good at self deception again, and this is from a sideblog, how to avoid procrastinating? I think concretely, and there's there's a clue right there. You have to be uh less abstract and more concrete about the decisions that you make and also about how

much time it's going to take to do anything. Oh yeah, Hofstatter's law rights law that says that anything we think about doing is basically gonna take longer than we think it will. Even if you take into account Offsetter saw, it's still going to take longer, like there's no recursive quality to it. Yeah, so we end up with it's called it, you know, we end up with the planning fallacy. But we plan to do something and we're never gonna

kind it just right. You can. You can pencil in eight different things to do on your vacation day or in your work day, and you're not going to get to all of them because everything takes longer than it should or you're not factoring in travel between the things, you know. Yeah, yeah, alright, So what are your tips here? My tipsy not that we normally give tips, but you know, we were researching this we thought we'd share it with you guys. Okay, So I ran across a number of

different suggested ideas. One is um the idea of setting up dummy goals like don't set up big goals, but set up dummy goals. Yeah, So it's like and and part of this, uh, the source of treating this on compared, uh, tied it into the paradox of hedonism, which is, if you seek happiness or pleasure, you won't find it. But if you set a goal of, say winning a karaoke challenge,

you might just have fun trying to achieve that. So in a way, it's kind of like shoot for a lower star and you just you know, And it's kind of like setting more realistic goals, but also setting dummy goals along your your towards your ultimate goal. All right, so there's there's this idea of structured procrastination. You can't defeat procrastination, be constructured. You can turn one negative quality

against the other. And this comes from John John Perry, a professor of philosophy at Stanford University, and it basically comes down, all right, procrastinators have excellent self deceptive skills. So so you have this to do list, and like we're saying, one of the big things about procrastination, we all have a to do list and we never end up finishing it. So we're always unhappy because we have

an incomplete to do list. So he's saying, all right, you have your on this to do list, move an item that you need to accomplish further down the list, Like, so your number one goal for the day is to actually set down and do your taxes, and then you have things like, um, clean out the dishwasher, and um, you know, feed the cat, not the floor. All right,

so we've all been in this position. You really don't want to do your taxes, so you find yourself achieving these going after these other achievable goals like who like, doing my taxes gonna take forever. I'm not really certain about my ability to do it right. But I can wash that floor, I can feed that cat, I can I can unload that dishwasher. Um at a at a perfect level of of success. So you end up doing those things you can you feel you can succeed at better.

But anyway, the structured procrastination idea is to not put the taxes at the top of the list. Put it a little further down, and then you will end up skipping the other things. She'll be thinking like, I don't want to just unload the dishwasher. I hate unloading the dishwasher. What's up? What's the else is on my list? Oh, taxes. I'll go to my taxes so I don't have to do the unload the dishwasher. And I cannot say I

really buy this side. Just about to say that seems like, you know, you're trying to fool yourself into in your taxes and you're a little bit more wildly than that. You know, Yeah, I feel like I'm too smart for for that particular well, even if I'm the one pulling it off. Also say that doing those the little tasks always makes me feel like I'm reading my brain for accomplishing the bigger and wheeldy tasks like clearing the slate.

It's kind of printing, printing the field of my mind, and you know, so to speak, so that when I sit down and and you know, I have actually like no other recourse now because I've exhausted my list and I sit down and I have to do it. It's like in a video game, so you're fighting three lesser opponents in one like stronger opponent. It's the idea of picking off the three smaller ones so they're not nipping at your heels when you're trying to tackle the really

dangerous exactly. And I don't know if that works for other people, but you know, it's certainly I mean, it is procrastinating, but it's helpful procrastinating if you actually follow through with the final thing that you're wanting to do, right. I do like the feeling, like if if I'm working on stuff for there are a lot of different tasks

that fill our days. Here it how stuff works. I mean, it ranges from really cool stuff like podcast or writing an article to more mount mundane things like picking out which blocks to put on the homepage or you know, the things of this nature. And I feel like, even though those smaller tasks are not necessarily very skill intensive, I like the feeling of having the the day cleared

to tackle one one challenging and or fulfilling task. And I think you'll see to your pattern there, because a lot of people will wait until that task, or rather wait until later in the week to fulfill that big task. So I've gotten all the other stuff done. Um, okay, let's talk about animals. Is it is there a possibility

that animals procrastinate? I don't think so. I mean, um, anybody who has pets tell me when you have ever seen your cat or dog procrastinate, because generally they have certain needs and when those needs arise, they will take care of them. If the catter dog is hungry, it will eat or beg for food. If if it needs to use the restroom, uh, it will at least try to go outside or go to its required place of toiletry. So yeah, yeah, you don't see a lot of procrastinating,

but how would you Any behavior? Is is hard to report, right right, because the other big thing is they don't have a lot else to do. I mean, it's not like they have a lot of long term goals. Dogs and cats or any animal really. Even the really curriculan task that the various animals engage in, such as like long distance travel or some sort of like complex or taxing, um mating ritual, they're just gonna do them. There's no putting it off. It's just that's what you do that.

And they don't have any any additional tasks, Like they're not wanting to become rock stars or write books, or or do their taxes or anything of this nature. Well, we don't know their hearts. Maybe they do want to become rock stars. But I will say this, uh Slate dot com again, the article Procrastinators Without Borders talks about lab induced procrastination in animals, so it's really important to talk about that lab induced. James emaz your he's a

psychology professor, Sir. He was studying the percussion procrastination habits of pigeons, and he trained them to peck illuminated keys at regular intervals in exchange for a tiny worriage and bird feed at the end of their work day. And now all of this is crazy. The wage was higher for the birds that worked most consistently and didn't take any breaks, and the end pigeons turned out to be such a layabouts that even a fourfold increase in food could not incite them to peck in a timely fashion.

This may be the most ridiculous thing I've I've ever heard. I mean, it's it's it's insightful. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying this is like wasted science or you know, shrimp on a treadmill or anything like that. Did you say shrimp on a treadmill? Oh? Yeah, it's the latest thing making the news is that, you know, it's like certain groups politically love to rail against scientific studies that

they that they judge as ridiculous and reformless. So they'll pick out one little aspect of a study, such as shrimp on a treadmill, and then they'll go nuts over money university or oh, tax money is paying for shrimp on a treadmill, Whether tax money is actually involved, or if the study involves a whole lot more besides shrimp on a treadmill, but at any rate, um the idea of teaching teaching pigeons to progress, and I mean, it's it's such an artificial scenario here, because you're taking an

animal and then you're imposing this very human giving them a wage and a task, and then then you're judging them on their ability to on how steadfast they are with this, with this stupid job you just gave them. Well, see, if anything, I think that it just can like it points to the fact that procrastination is inherently a human invention and it's probably just a clause that we have

in the invention of time, right. Yeah, Well, it's kind of like we've we've given these pigeons some stupid things to do and then they're not that really into doing them. We give ourselves so many stupid or unachievable things to do, and then we have a hard time rallying to go do them. So it's it's it's actually a very telling study, I think. Yeah, that's what I think. It's just it just keep pointing back to the humans, not the animals. Yeah, like why like why did you invent taxes? Why why

do you have these taxes to do every year? Because you're you know, it's like like that's the same system. We have invented it, and we're not that into it. So we by inventing complex tasks and long term goals, we invented procrastination because it's just doesn't really gell naturally with the brain that we've evolved. Well, you know, if you're following the matrix uh theory, then it's just one of the ways to occupy ourselves, right, so that we just don't all die in the vine. We need something

to get our tackles raised up. About speaking of tackles, I got a couple of emails from folks who commented on our parasomnia podcast. This is one about the crazy sleep and extremes. Yeah, extreme sleep, And I think at one point you had mentioned that, you know, people should you know, contact their doctor and get this sort of medication that might need. And I made the remark which was sort of out of context. Um that I think I said something like I'm not want to seek sleep aids.

And so this raised the hackles of a couple of people because they interpreted that is is me saying like, I don't condone sleep aids or medications. So I just want to make a clarification that I do condone medication in sleep aids. Okay. Um, I think that I had said that I was trying to remember this because we had had a previous conversation and I had said something like I don't usually use sleep aid but I probably should. Right,

So that's the out of context part well. And then of course the added layer that like some sleep there are certainly sleep problems, and then there are sleep problems, and right, I don't think either of us um have had to really deal with actually like real hardcore sleep problems like oh no, I mean some people, yeah, they are completely you know, dogged by insomnia for four or

five nights in a row. So and obviously there's you know, at any point, whatever someone's personal choices to make with a step medication is you know that throwing choice, and they should pursue that um. And I should also mention, on a lighter note, there have been times where we have said Richard Attenborough when we, of course meet David Attenburgh.

David Attenborough has the naturalist who has given us so many great um um you know it shows up on BBC and Discovery, so much great narration, so much messing around with animals. His brother Richard basically, Sir Richard, sir well, all right, sir Richard. But basically, I mean, for all my money, all he's done is he got eaten by a dinosaur once, so there you go. Or maybe he didn't. He didn't get eaten by a dinosaur in the movie just in the book. M okay. Anyway, David Attenburgh, he's

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