Remember the last time the crew of the Enterprise lost their memories? Yeah, we don’t either, but when they do, it leaves them in quite a “Conundrum.” Find out all about it in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez . . . The Enterprise is investigating some weird subspace nonsense when they lose their memories in a flash of light. The confused crew do their best to recover while also trying to figure out why their precious computer is also borked when it comes to personal data and mission logs. They...
Jul 18, 2025•52 min•Season 5Ep. 14
The Enterprise has had some odd escort gigs, and they’ve had some odd interactions with stars, but being asked to accompany a star fragment? What will they think of next? How about an unknown colony based entirely on eugenics, the practice of manipulating human reproduction to filter out any qualities deemed undesirable by the manipulators? Sounds like some real Nazi shit, doesn’t it? That’s because it is, but don’t tell the colonists of Moab IV because they believe they’re living in a utopia co...
Jul 04, 2025•54 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Ever wonder what Jean-Luc Picard looks like with hair on his head? Find out in “Violations”! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . Once again, the Enterprise D is making like a Galaxy Class Uber and ferrying some folks around the quadrant. This time, it’s a trio of Ullians, a race who are able to excavate memories from others using telepathy. Sounds like a fun party trick like pulling a quarter out of someone’s ear or guessing their card, but those tricks usually don’t put people in comas. ...
Jun 20, 2025•43 min•Season 5Ep. 12
One thing we can’t get enough of is kids in space! If that’s something you enjoy as well, then join us for “Hero Worship” . . . Remember the last episode where we got to watch Worf play awkward father to his son, Alexander? Now watch Data play awkward surrogate -father to some kid named Timothy! Seems young Timothy is the sole survivor of a science vessel investigating a “black cluster,” whatever the fuck that is. All we know is everyone on board is dead except Timothy, and the fresh-faced tween...
Jun 06, 2025•56 min•Season 5Ep. 11
The Enterprise is coursing around the galaxy when they’ve been asked to aid in some propulsion event that Geordi gets a space bone about when something even more exciting happens… Worf’s Mom shows up and his son! Hold onto your seats everyone, this space adventure is about to get all up in your… responsibilities ! That’s right, just like in the original series when Kirk rolled up his sleeves and was about to get to fist-cuffing, when his five year old son shows up and… wait, that didn’t happen! ...
May 23, 2025•47 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Ever wanted to time travel right onto the bridge of your favorite Galaxy-Class starship? Hey, us, too, but we’ll have to settle for watching Max Headroom do it in “A Matter of Time” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . NOW! The Enterprise is on its way to Penthara IV for an emergency rescue mission when Worf notices a temporal anomaly has left something behind. Picard tells Ensign Felton to flip the bitch, and before you know it, he has to take a jump to the left (or is it a step to the ri...
May 09, 2025•51 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Have you ever wanted to watch Mr. Spock go to meeting after meeting after meeting? Then do we have an episode for you! It’s “Unification, Part II” and it’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not . . . NOW! Last time, we waited a whole episode to catch a glimpse of Mr. Spock on Romulus. This time we get a whole episode full of him. Here’s Spock in a cave, talking. Here’s Spock in a restaurant, talking. Here’s Spock in some guy’s office, talking. And all the while, Picard and Data are there, sometim...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 8
The Enterprise and crew have been coursing around the galaxy, watching dying stars, corking up ship-in-bottle catastrophes, and trying not to have sci-fi adventures -- like in the original series with Kirk and Spock and shit. They aren’t going to have any of that here, either, but they will have Spock. Kinda. Maybe. After receiving news that the venerable ambassador might have defected to the Romulan home world, conveniently called Romulus, Picard and Data engage in some Romulan cosplay and take...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 7
The crew of the Enterprise D is used to Riker bringing something back from Risa, but this time it’s a little more sinister than a run of the mill space STD. It’s something even more contagious, a game! Soon it’s sweeping the ship, and all the crew members and the families and the puppies are addicted to it, and we mean addicted! So addicted, Bev and Riker knock out Data, so the workaholic robot doesn’t spoil their fun. Good thing Wesley Crusher is back, and good thing Ashley Ju . . . Uh, Robin L...
Mar 28, 2025•52 min•Season 5Ep. 6
What happens when the Enterprise malfunctions, decks are separated from each other and the commanding officer is Lieutenant Troi -- Well “Damages” is what happens! The Enterprise encounters a dying star or a crystalline entity, or the Borg and things go more out of control than ever -- wait, what disables this Galaxy Class spaceship? Point being, the bridge crew is separated as Picard is on a field trip with kids, Data’s off oiling his completely functional… and Riker is, where is Riker? Did we ...
Mar 14, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Ever have your hot date ruined by some lousy ass entity? Riker feels your pain in “Silicon Avatar.” It’s another all-new episode of ST:TNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast and it’s coming at you right about . . . What starts as a lovely day on a beautiful new colony quickly becomes a terrifying race for survival as Riker and the Away Team are helping to settle Melona IV when the Crystalline Entity strikes! Remember the Crystalline Entity from season one’s “Datalore”? It’s back and cock- blocking...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Ever wanted to listen to comedy bits written and sound-designed just for your Star Trek the Next Generation sense of humor? Well it’s a Bonus Clip Show Episode — But hold on, it’s actually good, and it’s coming at your right about….. NOW! Ambassador Andrew and Commander Dave E Dave bring you something a little different in this episode because, quite frankly, you deserve it! ...And it has nothing to do with us wanting to re-purpose old material because they think it’s so great! Right? "We worked...
Feb 14, 2025•45 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Have you ever wanted to see what Tasha Yar should’ve been like? Well, you’re in luck as we get to meet “Ensign Ro” in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right abooooooooooout . . . NOW! Meet the Bajorans! An ancient race of delightful people who have been dispossessed by the occupying Cardassian empire. It appears they’ve just attacked a Federation colony on Solarian IV right next to the Cardassian/Federation border, and squinty Admiral Kenne...
Jan 31, 2025•52 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Dave and Andrew, their mics wide open because it’s time for Darmok! on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . Season 5 is in full gear as we reach one of the all time classic episodes! The Enterprise D is dispatched to take another swing at establishing communications with the Children of Tama, aka the Tamarians. Seems like previous attempts have failed, so why not send the man who schooled the Sheliak? Remember what a pain in the ass they were? Things get off to a rough start as neither side s...
Dec 13, 2024•55 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Last time on ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Worf had resigned from Starfleet to fight alongside Gowron in the Klingon civil war. Honestly, if you want to know all the ins and outs of this bloody conflict, you need to listen to the last episode because it’s . . . It’s a lot. Suffice to say that it’s newly ascended chancellor Gowron vs. the Duras family who are being backed by those sneaky old Romulans. Those little stinkers are smuggling supplies to the Duras-es (or Duras family), and ...
Nov 15, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Special guests Andrea and Shereese from The TNG Podcast are back! The final frontier is reached at last as we enjoy this final “Next Generation” motion picture extravaganza! In an unexpected maneuver, the newly ascended praetor of the Romulan Empire requests a visit from the Enterprise E! Picard hightails it to the Romulan homeworld without the common courtesy of dropping off the newlywed Troi and Riker. What could be so pressing as to lead our classy captain to commit such a faux pas? How about...
Nov 01, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 4Ep. 28
It's the season ending wrap up show that you've all been waiting for! Join Andrew and Dave over a steaming hot plate of gagh, or is it ALPO? Dave and Andrew review the past 26 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation, Season 4, on the Alpha Quadrant's most exciting rewatch podcast. They dive into the good, the bad, and the Geordi as they list into favorite and not-so-favorite episodes. Plus there are jokes galore! They talk Klingon intrigue, Cardassian neck creases, dead Yars, pet Targs, Starfl...
Oct 11, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 27
Ever wanted to watch a bunch of Klingons talking about politics? Sounds like loads of fun to us! It’s the end of Season 4 at least with episode 26, “Redemption Part 1! Okay, here we go! It’s the giant season cliffhanger, and after last season’s “Best of Both Worlds” Borg-a-thon, this is going to be a doozy! It’s all the Klingon politics you could ever want as Gowron ascends to head of the empire while Picard dutifully performs his role as Arbiter of Succession. Why is a Starfleet officer perform...
Sep 27, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 26
It’s almost the end of Season Four and the show wants to fantasize with Data, so they make him fall in love with a woman – is that a thing a robot can even do? (Why don’t you ask Yar?-- know what I mean? BIGGA BIGG: Talk about “Fully Functional” Buck!) One of Data’s crewmates, Jenna D’Sora, gets the hots for him because he’s such a goddamned considerate Robot, and Data gets it in his positronic brain that he wants to experience a relationship – Hey, the dude’s had a cat, a daughter, and now, how...
Sep 13, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 25
Geordi is flying to Risa, the pleasure planet, for some much deserved time off when he ends up getting kidnapped by the Romulans! Wait, the Romulans? Yes, the Romulans! Does this have something to do with the rumors the Federation is arming rebels on a Klingon colony on the Federation/Klingon border? A Klingon ambassador named Kell comes aboard the Enterprise to help Picard and the crew ease tensions and prove the Federation’s innocence. The Klingon governor Vagh doesn’t believe Picard for one b...
Aug 30, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 24
Have you ever wanted to see Bev and Riker make out? Yeah, us neither, but here it comes anyway. It’s “The Host” on this exciting new episode of ST:TNZgeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! Introducing the Alpha Quadrant’s best Uber ever—The Enterprise D! Yes, once again, the flagship of the Federation, the scourge of Romulans and Ferengi everywhere, is doing its rideshare thang and taking Trill Ambassador Odan to … to resolve a dispute between two cont...
Aug 16, 2024•52 min•Season 4Ep. 23
The Enterprise D is just trying to help revive a dead star for the residents of Kaelon II when the visiting Lwaxana Troi gets all twitter pated over Timicin, a scientist from Kaelon II who happens to be played by David Ogden Stiers from M.A.S.H. Things all go pear shaped when the dying star keeps dying, and Timicin is scheduled to join them. Seems the residents of Kaelon II have this wacky deal where they commit ritual suicide at 60 years of age, but Lwaxana isn't having it. Will Picard go to wa...
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Ever wonder what would happen if they had a good old fashion witch hunt on the Enterprise D? Well hold on to your blunderbuss, Pilgrim, because you’re about to find out in this exciting all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Coming at you right about . . . The Enterprise is doing nothing, really. Just kinda tooling around space and having a guest over. It’s J’Dan, a Klingon Exobiologist of all things. When the Romulans end up with the schematics to the everyone’s favorite G...
Jul 19, 2024•43 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Want some action? Some adventure? Some romance, well this one has it all! And Vash! When the Enterprise takes on an Archaeology Symposium, Picard is surprised to find special guests Vash and Q on the guest list, and when you have Q on board, comedy, and high jinks ensue! (Did you ever imagine the second half of the episode would be a Robin Hood - re-imagine? Well, it is! First, in the gosh-darn teaser, the Archeological enthusiast, turn criminal, turn lover of Jean Luc, comes aboard and sparks f...
Jul 04, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Ready to boldly go and discover exciting new worlds? Yeah, sure, but first we have to run some errands. This time, the Enterprise D is dispatched to see why the very impressive, nuclear powered Argus Array isn’t working. That’s right! The Argus Array, a badass telescope! The flagship of the Federation staffed with the crew that single-handedly stopped the Borg from invading earth, is investigating when they discover a foreign probe floating near the array. Geordi takes returning guest star Reg B...
Jun 21, 2024•58 min•Season 4Ep. 19
Remember when Geordi re-created Leah Brahms on the holodeck -- well this time he uses the Holodeck right! It’s an exciting return …. Wait, was this the same show that just had Deana Troi on wires? Geordi and his ex commander Susanna Leitjen return to a past mission where fellow mission-eers are beginning to go missing. The only two left are Geordi and Susanna, and Susanna is strangely compelled to return to the planet where five years ago their team was infected or maybe even cursed! Susanna's c...
Apr 05, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 18
When the Enterprise comes across a fellow Starfleet ship, the Brittian, and everyone onboard is murdered, it’s Picard and company’s job to figure out why they all went bananas before the bananas happen to them! Well to figure this death-conudrum out (DEATH-UNDRUM), Picard actually doesn’t do much, and Ri-dog neither. Luckily this high-falutin Galaxy-Class death trap comes with a robot because the Captain’s got to hand over the wheel. Seems the crew on the Brittain killed each other save one mumb...
Mar 22, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 17
The Enterprise D is playing host to a special guest. Why, it’s Leah Brahms, the engineer who created the engines that drive our favorite Galaxy Class vessel! Remember when Geordi created a hologram of her to help the ship escape a booby trap in the episode “Booby Trap”? Remember how cringey that got? Yeah, this is a whole lot worse as Geordi never bothered to delete his browser history. And while Geordi is in the midst of the Cringiest Moment of His Life, Jean-Luc is busy playing surrogate mom t...
Mar 07, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 16
The Malcorian medical staff of Silka Medical Facility seem to have a problem. There’s an alien in disguise recuperating in one of their rooms! Rivas Jakara, the suspected alien, is suffering injuries inflicted in a riot, and while the hospital staff works diligently to cure him, the halls are rife with suspicion about his origin. Meanwhile, Chancellor Durken courageously attempts to weigh the challenges of attempting warp travel as advocated by Mirasta Yale with the extreme caution urged by Mini...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 15
Ya know what? I don’t trust Data. A talking robot who wants feelings? Creepy. Anyway, it’s time for an exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . So the Enterprise is killing time having gotten whatever they do done early. These folks seem to have a serious amount of time on their hands, so they decide, “Hey, maybe this episode we should explore something.” Isn’t that in the opening and all? The Enterprise encounters an M Class planet with a handy dandy wormhole nearby that throws the crew and the ...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 14
