Tarzan from the original London cast of Magic Mike almost shocks the unshockable Buffy and Heaven describing the scratching, grabbing, stamping and even biting right through his clothing that happened every night when the female audience got overexcited. Buffy and Heaven wonder if women are bigger sex pests then men, if given the booze, the night, the naked skin and the grinding tunes. Plus cock socks, cut throat auditions, stripping as a community service and Heaven goes back to work. To get ho...
Mar 09, 2022•47 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Ukrainian Crisis Links Following the barbaric invasion of Ukraine by the Russian military we are pausing our usual podcast episode in support of the Ukrainian people defending their country. Below are trusted links you can click to directly support Ukraine. Thank you for your kindness and generosity. We’ll be updating this list as often as we can so please don’t hesitate to contact us on strippersintheattic@gmail.com with further useful resources. https://how-to-help-ukraine-now.super.site/ http...
Mar 03, 2022•2 min•Season 2Ep. 13
What’s the difference between male strippers and female strippers? Buffy and Heaven sit down with old hand Joe Exotic and find they have more in common than they thought. The trio compare epic fails from costume malfunctions through bad dancers to wildly uncomfortable encounters with audience members. Turns out women are way more inappropriate than men at strip shows – as Heaven recalls when narrowly escaping an invasive hen night and Joe Exotic describes the meet and grab sessions after every s...
Feb 24, 2022•46 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Ever find it had to ask for what you want? Ever get stuck at a table with people you barely know/like? Need, in other words, Jedi conversation skills? Stripper tactics, my friend, are all about the chat. Get the private dance, get the client into the VIP, establish trust, draw out their darkest desires, make them addicted to you… Buffy and Heaven let you in on the tricks of the persuasion trade. And wander off track into horse fellatio, bisexual gangsters and Heaven’s startling anal sex fail. Fo...
Feb 17, 2022•41 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Do you want to have the best sex of your life? Fine if not. Don’t listen to this episode. If you do, Buffy and Heaven have spent decades on the art of the sensual – and know the most important things to get right if you really want to blow your mind. Here’s the cheat sheet: conversation, confidence, care, calculation and calm. Yeah, that doesn’t help without the rest of their expertise – so you’ll have to hear them discuss heteroflexibility, famous French Canadians they have slept with, Puddles ...
Feb 10, 2022•44 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Heaven and her sister Skyler – also a stripper – disturb Buffy with stories of their Australian tour through biker run clubs like the Voodoo Lounge (think Dusk Til Dawn but without the vampires… hopefully). Understand why courgettes beat carrots in the vegetable double penetration show, how to survive on six almonds a day, porn star Buck Parties, forehead dildo unicorns and the Sister Act version of living their best life. Albeit with some alarming health and safety issues. Buffy has questions. ...
Feb 03, 2022•45 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Low confidence day? Woken up with all the bad feels? Not loving your hair, your skin, your body? No disrespect, but Buffy and Heaven, after years in the product testing department of The Factory of Love, are here to tell you – you’re wrong. Learn why the biggest earning strippers are the oldest in the club. Understand how attitude and wordplay are often the only things you need. Realise that the opposite sex isn’t looking for perfection – they’re looking for intimacy. It being our duo, we get si...
Jan 27, 2022•43 min•Season 2Ep. 8
The first rule of Strip Club? You do talk about Strip Club. Tyler watches Buffy as she steps onto the Vegas stage at Palomino’s – the strip club Tarantino would have built if that was his bag – for the first time in years. Heaven adds her own world view from Blighty covering office work where blow jobs are in the job spec, Stephen Hawking and reads emails that break every rule of… well everything. It’s a red pill episode folks. Buckle up. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madel...
Jan 20, 2022•40 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Buffy’s Vegas adventures continue with the awesome Miss Vivian offering blow by blow advice on how to secure $1000 in 15 minutes flat. Without blowing anything. For an encore, she’ll tell you the psychological tricks that secure 100% tips every time. Whether you’re a veteran of the pole or looking for a new year pay rise this is essential listening Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by B...
Jan 13, 2022•40 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Queen of the Strippers, Ice Cream Daddy and Vegas legend Valerie Stunning joins Buffy on our heroine’s winter tour of Nevada’s sin city to discuss global disrobing, the arcane world of the featured stripper, blood, sex and ice cream. Ms Stunning is a community organizer, veteran Stripper and founder and Head Creamstress of Paradise City Creamery . Find out all about her here… Listen to Val's then vs now stripper playlist HERE ! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@ginger...
Jan 06, 2022•42 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Buffy and Heaven meet the ninja Jedi master stripper Chelsea who’s travelled the world breaking hearts and emptying wallets with skills you people wouldn’t believe. She shares secrets, tricks and tips that would fleece everyone from Snoop Dogg to Warren Buffett and have them coming back for more. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and So...
Dec 30, 2021•37 min•Season 2Ep. 4
At Christmas it’s all about the giving and the ho ho ho’s – so Buffy and Heaven survey strippers across the world to discover just what devoted clients choose to give the girls who unwrap themselves for a living. The answers are… bizarre. Yet another insight into the insanity of seasonal strip club shenanigans from the stocking fillers of your dreams. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted b...
Dec 23, 2021•30 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Ever wanted to be more confident? Able to get what you want with a range of subtle skills? 2022 is looming. Perhaps you’d like to earn more this year, or take more control of situations in the workplace? What you need is to think a little more like a stripper. Let Buffy and Heaven – whose years in the strip club have given them client facing tactics you wouldn’t believe – let you in on a few secrets. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Welcoming regulars back to the club, Buffy and Heaven take it to the VIP level, with season two’s opener featuring Megan Prescott - old friend, fellow stripper and beloved Skins star, who’s first brush with performance was as Katie Fitch in the hit channel 4 series. Prescott talks showbiz and the complex economy of women disrobing in the public eye. What’s the difference between removing your clothes for a director and removing them for a customer? The answer, says Meg, is you get more control a...
Dec 09, 2021•56 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Buffy and Heaven go to the movies to review Zola , Janicza Bravo's riotous true story of a stripper whose ho trip gets way out of control. As professionals they're impressed - could this be the Best Ever Portrayal of Strippers Onscreen? And they reveal how close they've both come to their own versions of Zola's story... Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by ...
Aug 19, 2021•33 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Welcome to la petite mort - the final episode where Buffy and Heaven say farewell, and discuss what they have learned and what they have taught since the first breath of Strippers In The Attic. And yet... there is always a tease to these strippers. Nothing is ever the end, as long as the punters ask for more. The club may be closing for now but the doors will reopen soon. Buffy and Heaven will be back for a brand nude series in the summer and, if you’re good, a real, in the skin, live show this ...
Mar 04, 2021•16 min•Season 1Ep. 14
The day shift - when a strip club feels like a dentists waiting room... Girls scattered about the place, bored out of their minds, watching the clock tick by one minute at a time. In this seasons penultimate episode, Buffy and Heaven recall dancing for ‘Wednesday Frank’ and ‘The Strangler’ whilst the smell of someone’s microwaved lunch fills the air... learn how the stripper life can be perfect training for lockdown. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency...
Feb 25, 2021•35 min•Season 1Ep. 13
This week Buffy & Heaven are unable to record their full episode as they decided to take a pause for some self care recharging. Instead Buffy gives you a sneak peek on what's in store next week for our usual full length episode discussing the day shift and how strippers manage to combat boredom. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and...
Feb 18, 2021•2 min•Season 1Ep. 12
So… how can I date you? The question on so many men’s lips as they fall under the spell of another stripper. Usually followed by – I don’t want to pay for VIP, I just want to take you for dinner. This week’s Valentine’s Day episode answers that question and explores the often surprising places love in its various forms can be found in the strip club. Plus, Buffy and Heaven tell cautionary tales of romantic fails. Tender moments, alarming discoveries and the worst possible way to discover your hu...
Feb 11, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 11
This week Buffy & Heaven get snowed in and are unable to record their full episode, so instead they take you on a short but sweet trip to Las Vegas, Nevada - home to strip clubs, casinos and people asking to get arrested. Be sure to tune in next week for our usual full length episode discussing the east ends most popular client - City Boy! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy ...
Jan 28, 2021•17 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Whales, Women and Weirdos! In todays episode Buffy and Heaven explain what three W strip club client archetypes are and why they all need to be treated with care. Buffy let’s us in on why she was christened ‘The Fantasy Destroyer’ and what ‘The Walk of Shame’ means in stripper world, whilst Heaven remembers the night she met a blood thirsty Vampire in a Soho strip club... Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Pod...
Jan 21, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Following on from our previous episode ‘Strippers 101’ our hosts give you a deeper insight in the rules and regulations of the stripping game. In this episode you will hear Buffy and Heaven talk about the hard truths of finances and give advice on how to be the ‘Entertainer’ and not the ‘Entertainment’. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong...
Jan 14, 2021•31 min•Season 1Ep. 7
After a wrecking ball of a year Buffy and heaven remind you that with failure comes resilience! Our hosts recount some of their most epic fails during their stripping careers. Buffy explains why you should always read hotel reviews before paying upfront and Heaven lets us in on on a pretty embarrassing incident involving a plunger. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, ...
Jan 07, 2021•38 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Our Christmas bonus episode Buffy and Heaven round up December's festivities with their version of the traditional ‘night before Christmas’ poem - stripper style of course! A continuation of inside info about strip clubs during the holidays, discussing pregnant strippers to dancing onstage to yoga music and finish with an identity reveal... Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Join us for NYE 🥳 tickets available HERE Shit Christmas playlist HERE Buffy Christmas playlist HERE Follow u...
Dec 24, 2020•20 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Holiday Special- Holidays in strip clubs are special times... you might wonder what kind of client chooses to spend Christmas Day in a strip club, but the answer is wide and varied. And is the average Christmas day punter a spender or do they grip onto their money like it’s a present from Santa himself? In this episode Buffy and Heaven recount their favourite things about holidays at work. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought ...
Dec 17, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 4
In todays episode Buffy and Heaven talk us through their top tips for becoming a baby stripper. We hear about how to mould your ‘Pleasers’ to your feet and what a ‘Pleaser’ even is as well as the do’s and don’ts when it comes to going under the knife in the name of Stripping. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen , edited b...
Dec 10, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Have you ever wondered how one would go about becoming a Stripper? In today's episode our co-hosts Buffy Love and Heaven reminisce over their first ever audition at a strip club. We hear Heaven explain to us how musical theatre and stripping do not necessarily go hand in hand whilst Buffy gives us the low down on ‘down low grooming’ stripper style! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by B...
Dec 03, 2020•33 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to Strippers in the Attic. Premiering Dec 3rd 2020 Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen , edited by Adam Grigg , original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee . Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com Email us your questions & confessions! strippersintheattic@gmai...
Nov 15, 2020•2 min•Season 1Ep. 1
