🍄 The Magic Mushroom Christmas Connection 🎄

An example of how a very ancient, how a very ancient folk way can be incorporated into our culture without us even realizing it, and is provided by discussing Amanina Muscaria. If you go to the Encyclopedia Britannica and you look up Santa Claus, they'll tell you that it has to do with Saint Nicholas and it got started in the eleventh century. But when you look at the Santa Claus story, it's a perfect mythologium to analyze from this point of view,

because look what's going on with Santa Claus. First of all, Santa Claus's colors are red and white, the colors of the Amanita Muscaria. For sure, Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. What does this mean. It means that Santa Claus lives at the Axis Mundi, where Igdrazil magic world ash of Welsh mythology has taken root. Santa Claus flies. This is what shaman do. Santa Claus is the master of the reindeer, the animal most associated

with the Amanita Muscaria. Santa Claus is aided in his work by troops of elves. And what is the work of Santa Claus to build toys for children. Remember the DMP things saying look at this, look at this? Well those were off duty elves, clearly, And so here are all the motifs. And I believe that for children in our culture that all the christer stuff

is not what Christmas is about. Christmas is about standing in front of the tree on Christmas Morning with the gifts arrayed and the twinkling lights on that tree is the tree that the Aminina muscaria forms its symbiotic relationship too. It's always spruce or pines that it has a micro riizal relationship to. So the number of motifs relating Santa Claus to a cult of Aminina muskare there's almost nothing but relational motifs there. And yet if you suggest this to people, they just

back away in horror. You know, I have a bunch of terrible Christmas jokes, sir, These are so bad man. How does a snow globe feel this year? How a little shook? What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers? Ah, that was actually pretty good. What is Sant Santa's reindeer? Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most Rudolph. Ah, yeah, you don't like that one. What do baby

alves learning kindergarten at the North Pole? The alphabet? Yeah? See all right, last one, let's take what music does Santa's Elves like best? Rap music? Rapping? Welcome everybody, It's Christmas time. Welcome everybody to the show. I am Tom kat Ak Tom Thompson the Raptilian and who am I? Joined by someone's drinking water and rum there's like no eggnogging. Shake it up, bro, I can't. It's an open I'll give you more later, all right. Is that sad because you're leaving shut off? Okay?

Sorry, uh, he'll see beyond the show that everybody knows by now. But Billy is here in the house and it is Christmas time, fairy Christmas festive. It takes in ald camera. Kind of nice. Actually, I could be a Christmas card on those. This one's fun balls are just tag it down. So everybody that's listening, obviously, I always shout this out that if you want, like I feel like, you know, if you're listening, it's gonna be a lot of fun. We got a lot

of stuff we're talking about. This is definitely interesting. And you know, if you're driving your car, don't drink eggnog and drive. But you know, we always tell people to definitely check out watch it on rumble uh and YouTube and support the show that way because a lot of our content is visual. So make sure to actually watch the special on. You know, shouldn't you have a mustache over there in there on? Uh? You know, so do that, you know, and all the people like, you know,

put this on a Christmas Eve or Christmas with your family around. Just cast it to the TV and I'm sure they'll really enjoy it. So I actually advocate people to do that. So welcome everybody. I have some fun ones. We all know that one. That's we all know that one. All right, we got some fun ones. Gremlins. Gremlin's actually call Billy. Yeah, yeah, the guy's name is Billy in the movie Billy. It's fine. Wait, I gotta save that one. Couldn't say that be

a drunk fu Uh, Billy is a nuisance? Billy is no, No, you'll see. Also, I just I had to, uh, I had to get this one off my TV. So Chelsea, even my wife was like, that's a perfect one. Is from the that new show, Twisted Metal, and I was like, ah, perfect, this one is very funny. I'm sure everyone will enjoy this one. Billy is not a ray of transexual, but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things I expect. He's trying to be

a lot of things I expect. So this is gonna be a lot of fun everybody. I hope everyone is enjoying the festivities in the Christmas time. Christmas, Merry, Christmas, a good night, we have eggnog going. It's it's gonna be a lot a lot of fun. Aaron would have joined us, but fuck that guy. Uh So we're talking about Christmas everybody. I hope. I hope you get your eggnog filled up. I hope you're having a drink, smoking a smoking some green tree. You know you feel

me. I love when you try to get your eyes out of me and you say something you see Yeah, I like it took ye. So everyone's aware that it's I'm I'm pretty much down back down to earth. But I should say a gram and a half because considering the special that we're doing, it is no secret that our Christmas traditions are steeped in folklore and religious and spiritual rituals. But there's something else, something far more fun and interesting,

responsible for the Christmas customs we enjoy. There is a theory about psychedelics and Christmas, oh that specifically magic mushrooms that are behind the Christmas and the traditions established long time ago. Scholars and academics alike were the first ones to note that the similarities between magic mushrooms and Christmas traditions illustrating a link that is perhaps

not a coincidental at all. It's not coincidental, no, but the proof that some of our most beloved holiday convection conventions are directly tied to psychedelics. To some the idea this, you know, might be scarier than Crampus, but to others, it might bring a little little Christmas joy into your life. My rooms are healthy once you get used to the madness and paranoia. All right, Like what do you mean? Like, I don't know what

you mean by they they're connected. Well, we're we're gonna talk about all of it. We're gonna the whole connection. So but uh, let's so, let's talk about the many ways that the modern Christmas. Y Christmases look eerily similar to the world of magic shrooms. Are we living in the festive bliss imagined centuries ago during a mushroom trip? Just maybe you got beat boxing for magic mushrooms? Yes, so this is gonna be you just know that's a guy standing outside of a gas station, like I know, so,

yeah? Is is magic mushrooms? Are they? Is it connected to Christmas all the time? Yeah? Or or is Santa Claus the magic mushroom that everyone thinks of? Anna Muscaria. This is gonna be a fun one. Look at this. I like this one. He's like, Oh, I'm gonna get high. What if the size of that fucker you would be dead well, your body would be throwing up. Oh that man, if there's the size of you, you would probably eat a bite and be like,

high ship, finish it. You've seen all these Christmas cards? Have you not with mushrooms connected to it? Come on, everyone, no one's seen this stuff. I definitely have. It's around. It's out there, man, Look at that. That's fun. What's the one on the left the he's making out with her? Oh on the left she Oh, it's a woman and she's she's uh putting the mushroom on a door. Hend Oh, it's hanging. Look at the mushrooms. Got a little mushroom dick. He's

trying to left with the ladder. It's the ladder is being held by it. So this is gonna be a lot of fun, very interesting based on the Christmas traditions connected to Emmama Scare. Yeah, so let's get into it. I can't fucking do this beard. Fuck, it's just like hurting my ears now. I look like some fucking weirdo. Should have been a Nirvana. Put it you put it on. I don't want you got it? No, it's too late. I got the way you get the beard, I know. So I was like, I can't do this. Man.

This crampest sweater I'm wearing is already itchy enough. So no, no, if you're watching on Rumble, what's going on, everybody out there, subscribe and support. I would really appreciate it. We're growing all the time, so let's be there. You go, Skinny Santa Claus, so to the Jolly Old Sick n The Jolly Old Santa Claus embraced by our culture is inspired largely by a poem A visit from Saint Nicholas aka Twas the Night Before Christmas

written in eighteen twenty three by Clement Clark Moore. This popular image of Santa Claus may be well known in the inspiration to be actually be inspired by Shamans, particularly Siberian Shamans, who wore outfits eerily similar to Santa Claus red and white fur trim suit. Are they also doing mushrooms? Yes, we'll get into it. Everyone'soms yea, our whole like the religion, all of the religious stuff might be based on on mushrooms, to be honest, which is

kind of crazy. And they symbolize it and all their fun outfits and people do not even realize it. The ama mare can talk right now? Animaia mascaria, get into it? Man, what am I doing? Figure it out? It's the holy mushroom. But according to the anthropologist John Rush, up until a few hundred years ago, is these practices, Shamans will collect

animas why can't speak right now? And Maria muscaria the holy mushroom. I would say it like like nothing earlier, but then the mushrooms leaked into my brain and then it's too late now, so they dry them, and they would give him as gifts on the winter solstice. This might explain why San Cla, Santa Claus slides with his ample tushi down the chimneys instead of coming

through the front door. So Siberian winters were brutal, and snow remover was a remover was often impossible, Like he couldn't remove any of the snow. You're pretty you're snowed in. So the chimney was the only access that they had for the entrance that may have been made feasible for these Santa shamans. So and and as we go through, this is pretty interesting because uh Amanita Mascaria. There we go, Amanita Mascaria. Say it five times fast,

everybody. But like the connections and how and I've seen these were these these these cards from back in the day with mushrooms on and look at that. He's like, you know, he's car little mushroom and I love it.

Always got a smirk that I look at the one eye. It kind of connects to like Terrence McKinnon, who knows if probably most likely he was working with the CIA, because the CIA is obviously done very many different experiments using psychedelics and what it could do to people and how you can influence people, and they have done that. Yeah, there's tons of people that have. But the CIA, specifically down the street, it's probably got a whole lot

of shit going on in his basement. Yeah yeah, but you came here. I won't see how much I can feed you before you've done. Yeah yeah, really no, patient's freaking the fuck out. So there's all these connections, right. The the idea of you know, the Tree of Knowledge with Adam and Eve could very well have been a mushroom that gave them the clarity to understand what was good and what was evil. Definitely wasn't weed the

burning bush. It could be connected to marijuana, they claim, because it's simple, say marijuana is going to give you anything though, like of clarity, Like nobody's ever smoked weed, and like, oh, I guess you think you have a good thought. Nobody's ever smoked weed. I okay, prove me wrong. People would have I'm sure people have a very very few.

Even when I did, you know, all the ideas I came up with high and then you come down, you're like, that is a brutally bad I was about to sink money into this yeah, I get the idea of like, it makes you think about things slightly different, maybe more calming if you had anger issues or something along those lines. Right, there is definitely benefits of marijuana, but maybe not the stuff the government is putting out and sprang god knows what on it, and they're like, now it's been

cross trained so many times, you don't even know what you're getting. But there's if you look at these old traditions and the connections even to religion and magic mushrooms. I'm sure like Christians and religious peop well in general, probably wouldn't like that. But if you actually study and you know, you read books, which I'd like to actually read. The entire book is The Sacred Mushroom in the Cross. It's the idea that magic mushrooms pretty much created Christianity.

And I know it's pretty interesting, but Terence mckinna kind of pushed this idea, and so did many other scholars and stuff like that, or people of you know, different thought processes. But if you actually study and look into it, it's pretty interesting. Because if you look at the older Christmas art art, you know, created prior to the mid twentieth century, you

will find common themes among the artists rendering a Christmas scenes and figures. The magic mushroom and some images the mushrooms are like small little details, and others the mushrooms are the focal point, featuring cubicle cheeked kids or elves excited for Christmas sitting on top of a giant mushroom. See what else I have? I I'm sure you got one of those? Yes, I like go back, Like guys, he's like, I'm not even eating this, You're about

to get yours. Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. There's like this, there's Terrence McKinnon with his rooms. He didn't actually he was. He was a bearded like that for people that don't know. But yeah, pretty interesting stuff. There's a lot of big connections, like you know, I'm looking at him. No mushrooms in that must look at him. They're getting a little drunk too. Can you say that? Dude? Dude? The uh? I can't? Can you try? Uh? Do odd? This

is uh uh Swedish? Right? Yeah? Something? This looks like this is where maybe French? Is that a tea? It's alda. There's like, you know, if you can speak a bunch of different languages. That's cool, Like I wish I could. I hated French, but it's just kind of it's kind of interesting because like if you look at like German words Man, it's like a paragraph. I'm like, holy ship, what is

that? Like I work on one machine and it's from like a Germany or something like that, and I was like just reading it's a saw but I was like reading the side of what it said, and I was like, I don't know how to say that. It is like it was. It's like I'm telling you, like a paragraph of a word Austria established is just

like me saw cutter. Yes. So the amamiscaria or fly argot, the fly yeah arget is the mushroom commonly known as the magic mushroom, but in Victorian times, the particular type of fungus was a symbol for wait, wait for it, chimney sweeps, mushrooms, chimney sand claus. It's all making sense now that the mushroom chimney sweep. I guess. So, I don't fucking know. It's how they threw it together. It's like it was a

symbol for it. The fly argotic or our gic. It seems like this seems like one of those flat earth arguments, right, well, I don't know, and maybe Elon Mush tried to prove it with that rocket that seemed to have blown up and hit the firmament. I don't know. I'm starting

to start just look through. We're gonna do an episode at some point about the Black Sun and how the idea of this is that there's like there's hollow the firmament, the dome, the dome that goes over the Earth, and I don't know, because I don't know what to believe in, because I'd like to believe in space, because it's this fantastical thing of like all the

planets and all the things that are out there. But there's when we get into the Black Sun, it will be kind of interesting because the idea is like the Earth is like picture like a CD, right, and then we have like our land on top, and then there's the sun and the moon, and then underneath it flips. That's what the hollow Earth is supposedly, is that there's other land and you can go through tunnels to achieve going to these places, and then there's the black Sun that connects every It's faster if

you're a good. Yeah, if you have a tiny little mustache, maybe I can do that. So the theory suggests that reindeer able to fly because they've ingested psychedelic mushrooms. In Siberia, there is evidence that shamans and reindeer would both eat mushrooms, which of course leads to the logical conclusion that there was a lot of tripping going on the way in the frozen North. They're all tripping along and uh, it's cold out here and this is way back.

So they would watch the reindeer eat amamiscaria and they would start tripp in balls. And then it's the same way of like I'm sure you know, and they listen. Deer will like knock people. If so, if you eat ascaria and then you're out in the wilderness or whatever and you start peeing, the deer will like knock you either way to like either get to the mushroom or get to your pee. And we're going to talk about the p stuff and a little bit because it makes them trip out and makes them feel

good. I like it. Yeah, So biology professor Donald Piltster pilts first or sure told n p R. The idea is that the reindeer goes berserk when they're eating ammiscaria reindeers flying. Are they flying or are your senses telling you that they're flying because you're hallucinating. I like to believe they're flying. I think they I gotta tell you, Sanda, there's something here that doesn't seem quite Kosha. That's where my skepticism ends. Yeah, I do believe

in flying deer, but nothing else. I may be wrong with you and the real Santa Claus. So there's also proof that magic mushrooms can stimulate the nervous system to the extent that one feels temporarily herculean and strength, like you become hercules, which who knows. I know it goes through your nervous system.

I can feel right now, and it's it's a weird feeling. If you're on a high dose of mushrooms, your teeth feel fucking weird because it's going through like all of your nervous system, throughout your whole body and stuff like that, and it's kind of interesting. So they're saying that, like, you know, it would apply to animals too. Maybe reindeer have ingesting mushrooms, were able, weren't flying at all, but jumping and bounding and

prancing a surge of reindeer power. Yeah, maybe they just like really really far prances. Well yeah, and this is idea that like I don't know that if you were if you were taking Amyscaria and you were hallucinating and then you're seeing the deer also hallucinate. Uh, and then they're like jumping all around and all that ship, you would probably think that, you know, oh that's for that's funny. But there's like that one. How about that one? Pretty creepy? Right, Oh, it just looks concerned. That

one's weird frightening guys? Is that like Furries of the North. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna that. That's for later. We're gonna show a couple of fun cards and images for the end of the show from Weekend Truck. Yeah. Yeah, look at they're having fun. This guy's like like it's like you even come down here and suck it? Or am I just waiting here for nothing? Yeah? Yeah? Why why is his legs so defined? Yeah? It really made that like they've been balls up like but he's

got leg muscle like all day. Yeah, there's a there's many weird cards with like mushrooms, all around it and stuff, so who knows? Who knows? So the colors of the of the Magic Mushroom of the Amma Scary are promably red and white, just like this suit worn by our favorite Christmas folk hero, Santa Claus. And what do we know about from our earlier, our prior episodes. What do we know about Saint Nicholas? He's actually the bad guy? Maybe? Yeah, we did do Crampus last year.

If everyone anyone has watched that special, go check it out. It is a lot of fun. You can go watch it. I might throw some clips out there so kind of bring it back. See that's fun. They're just like they're they're you thinking for shelter? Yeah, is that nice? And and uh, Karri's mc cann always talks about the machine Elves, which people think is like we'll get into at some point, but it's kind of it's kind of scary, like they're like they're in the background, we don't

notice. They're in a different kind of reality, but they're orchestrating things in our reality that we don't notice, and they're keeping like essentially the simulation going is the idea I think is that they're like keeping the simulation of the world that we live in and how everything we feel like it's real but it's really not, and these like little creatures are manipulating the reality to make sure that it functions properly, and stuff like Alex Jones shits on, Uh, shit's

on Terrece McKinnon because he was there was a tape of him that came out that he I think that he was talking about the CIA. I should have brought it up, but how he was a part of it and that they were using and because using Terrence McKinnon to kind of influence a culture to an extent or people and uh, it's fascinating. Like I'll do some more research into that. Like Terres McKinnon is interesting, but like I'm more of like

I like Alan Watts, people like that Terrece McKinnon. I have listened to some of his stuff, and he's got a weird voice, if you've noticed. At the beginning of the episode he's like, no, the mushroom is like a symbolism, you know, And anytimes you have a voice like that too, it's either really love it or really hate it. I know. Yeah, there's gonna be so many people out there that be like, it's so unique and fucking turns me on. So the similarities don't stop there though.

Santa's usually depicted in carrying a large white sack full of toys. It's his ball sack. Disgusting. Oh no, it's also crazy disgusting, literally flinging his sack. That's what he's doing. He's just giving out his own com you know what the crazy shi it is said, it was even crazier.

Okay. So there are some scholars that have traced the word Jesus, which I always joked that his probably name is Yahasar or whatever, right, But like they trace the word Jesus and where they kind of why we use it, And they somebody traced it back to the Samerian text and stuff like that, and they translated what the word meant, and it means, uh, a mushroom covered in God's seamen is is what supposed to be Jesus? This is translated to is that wild? I heard Joe Rogan talking about it,

I was like, whoa, that's fucking wild insane. Now, that's how far could you go just saying something like that? Because nobody is fact checking boers that they're bringing up, like Joe Rogan loves this stuff. Is why, Like, I'm not like a Joe Rogan cuk. Like I don't listen to a show all the time. I was just talking about this. I don't like. I don't I don't consistently keep up with the show at all. But I do like his fascination with mushrooms. I like that,

he said Paul Stamens on stuff like that. I love mushrooms. Obviously. I take mushroom supplements. I take hallucinogenic mushrooms. I have, like I need to start eating up the ones I have because I can't. I was like, I can't buy anymore. I still have like three different strains that I have to get to four. Actually, I was like, I gotta start eating them again because it's been a while. So then I was like, let's just do it tonight. Yeah, it's been a while. It's

been a while since I was high ship, you know. And if I feel like I'm smarter every time I take mushrooms, I have the smartest man. That's dangerous. So yes, So mushrooms grow from white sacks. When they gather, they're usually put into uh, they're put into white mushrooms are the fungus, so the spores obviously this is pretty where's that one image? Like they're like a weird mushrooms All were kind of trippy, like there's some

weird looking mushrooms out there, but they are a scaria. Is uh, there's like such a and they grow like near like like pine trees, and like they terrace. Mckinnam brings up pine trees and the other tree that's connected to this, we use evergreens. I feel like that's become more modernized. Yeah, spruce, Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's more I guess it is still spruce trees, isn't that we still use spruce trees for I'm pretty sure some people use spruce though, I'm sure what are you favored?

You like spruce? When I was when I was a kid, my mom brought a real fucking pine tree in the house. We we did that two or three times and chop we chopped down the tree. There was a kind of fun play. You go to right, you bring the axe and it's kind of like a fun time right like as we I would like to do that, but it's a lot of upkeep. And then if you have like animals and the spruce trees like really close to the pine right, Like it's

it's pretty similar, it does. It's like what you see outside. Okay, yeah, yes, super prickly. Yeah it's funny because how about did you ever do that when you were a kid? Like, did you guys go knock down some trees? Uh? I did one year? Yeah, I feel like we did two or three times. There was a place that was close to us where you go, it's this big lot and you could kind of like go into the forest and pick out the tree that you wanted and you give you an axe. There's kind of like a fun experience,

right, Like I think it's kind of cool. But you get the like there's pine needles everywhere in your house and if you have animals, you're gonna probably piss on piss on the tree. You know, people are gonna get mad at me. But I'm looking at pictures of spruce trees and evergreens, and honestly, I parrels. You see a difference. They're like the same fucking tree. They probably are. They probably are. I get like some different. Yeah, it's pretty fucking close. See pretty weird, eh,

kind of weird, let me say so. And uh and obviously the fun guy flourish and moist in dark places. The environment under the generous shade of a pine tree provides optimal conditions for mushrooms to grow. So perhaps there's no coincidence that the first place you know that that we run to on Christmas morning is to a pine tree in the living rooms to be seen. Yeah, and they traded that with alcohol. Uncle Billy gets drunk every Christmas. Weak.

Yeah, it's very yeah, because you're like, you do do you guys do like the champagne and orange juice or anything like that. But yeah, I usually have like my literal tradition. And this is not a brag. It turned into something like horrendously bad. Okay, I'll wake up with the kids around like six point thirty seven ish. I'll have a two six of Bailey done by nit, like every fucking year. This is like the stuff is us. You could throw up later drinking. We're drinking like obviously

Roman eggnogs. I'm drinking Christmas beer red and white. See do you want another one? I want another egg noted almost the waters going on. It's the festive clear handle a little over. I don't want to go to other fucking all the mechanics sick. Yeah, I don't want to drink too much of this because I'm gonna probably go drink a little later after this. It's not gonna be a great idea. So with the these days, instead of mushrooms under a tree were presented. You know, we have gifts. There's

gifts, but it's kind of interesting. So we have presents. But back in the day, with the gift of the shroom long enjoyed by Siberian shaman and the reindeer, they suggests that our mind day gift giving is were reference to magic mushrooms and one of its favorite growing spots. So it's it's fairly

interesting. The Iberian Shamans had deeply connect their deeply mystical, mystical connection to reindeer, so much so in fact, that the reindeer could be considered this spirit animal of these medicine men, you know, many men, medicine men. I guess you're going to the Christmas spirit. Oh oh, why didn't I say this? Sorry earlier? I heard this one today? Uh why didn't What did fifty cent say when his grandma gave him a sweater for Christmas? What g you knit? I don't know, I didn't like it.

That's fun. So amongst the Siberian Shamans, you know you have this animal spirit who can journey with you on your vision quest. I would. I don't know, like I've just like I've been tripping balls. And my dog looks weird, like he was like laying in my lap the one time your dog looks weird, normally dog weird looking. He's cute, man, My dog is one weird. His personality is weird. But he's a cute guy.

That's all we hear. That's the same thing as everybody's children. It's like so cute because they think he's a puppy, but we're like, no, he's like pretty much full grown. Like he's he's like three, so he just should be pretty full grown. Actually too, he's too two years. He had him for two years. We got him in January, just after Christmas, which is crazy and we two years ago. Yeah is that crazy? Like time goes by? I feel like time sped up was not

two years, it was maybe we just celebrated second birthday in November. Because he's also he's also a scorpio, displays why he's so psychiatic. Yeah, so yeah, that's crazy and it goes by fast. I like, and I'm saying I would not want to be around reindeer. I feel like it'd be kind of cool. I feel like animals do tend to, like know,

if you're on psychedelics. It's a strange thing. But there's definitely one time where I was like I was tripping balls off something like blue me and he's like full blown, like I'm like three four grams in mad, hallucinating and like he's like on his back like looking up for me. He's like it just I was like something wrong with you. He was just being a dog. But like in your vision, it's weird, even like you're like, my cat will look so it's the furst stuff. It's almost like a

wild Yeah. Yeah, actually does kind of look like that. It's so weird, dude. It looks like a demon cat sometimes where it's just like because you can see their eyes almost like the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. It is kind of like that. So it'd be weird to be around

like like gear and stuff like that would be kind of fascinating. Uh So among the Siberian Shamans, you have your animal spirit and journey your vision quest, said Boston University professor Carl Ruck. And reindeer are common and familiar to the people of eastern Siberia. It stands to reason, then that these animals accompanied by many shaman on their spiritual journeys. Almost the magic mushrooms were often a part of in the Western world. The animals that we most associate with

Christmas are the reindeer. So it's kind of interesting and well, so come back to that pic is as big as the tree. He's as big as the trees. Big reindeer are bro not all so I don't know if it's going to get into it. But this idea, right that how it's connected to reindeer, and so they would see the reindeer trip out and then they would eat it. But Ammiscaria is like really poisonous, like like most mushrooms,

but especially loosen agenic mushrooms. But this one is even more that, like you have and even when Terrence McKinnon talked about it, he had one experience where his he had a stomach ache for hours, he said, and then the second weeks a stomach ache for hours. Get over yourself, like like you're fine, eight nine hours it would just kind of suck, and like being in a I've had the stomach aches on mushrooms at the beginning,

someone says hours you mean to three, It sucks. It sucks. A bad stomach ache, especially on mushrooms, is like a not a fun experience. But then he said the second time he did them, he was like he was out somewhere and then he like went like blind and he was like, He's like, I couldn't I couldn't see. So he was like, I don't want to go into this town or try to wave down people because

they would probably think I'm going crazy and shit. So I guess he like huddled into a fucking cave and then just sat there until his like vision came back and ship and it's like scary, So they didn't. He didn't want people to think he was crazy. Yeah, so he so he huddled in a cave so himself, he's probably what naked done. Who knows, right, because you want to peel off all your fucking closing like it up.

Yeah, me and Aaron just did American wear from London. So if you guys, uh, by the time this comes out, it should be out, go check it out. A class horror cast. It's a lot of fun. Absolutely of that movie. I would love to get Billy's gotta watch It's but it's a comedy. They watch it. It's a it's a it's

a comedy horror movie. American War for London. When he sold the script, these like people thought it was too It was like either too funny or too scary, and they couldn't be at the time, in the early eighties, like or seventies. At the time, they couldn't comprehend that. They're like, what, you can't have two things at once. This wig is too fucking's too It's like, drive me crazy, it's too uh, it's too itchy. It's too itchy itchy. So then you're not used to hair.

Yeah, bald, motherfucker man, I'm not bald pretty close. Oh no, my I will never Oh no, oh no. I have this sentimeter right now. I could grow my hair if I felt like it, but I couldn't tame it. I can't keep it. Team Watch. By the time you know we're forty, Billy will be called I'll have white hair. Did your it's on your mom's side, So did your grandfather have hair? Nope, on your mom's side. Nope, so you're going nope, nope. So so the idea they was so poisonous that you'd have to ingest

it in other ways to get this. Either they would actually drink reindeer piss, so they would wait, they would watch the reindeers eat it trip out, and then they would wait to collect the reindeer pee, and then they would drink that and you'd get these hallucinatory like you would be hallucinat. You get like a a like that's some crackhead shit right now. It's like, don't find it, give me something. I know, well, like I

think there's like nothing else to do. So even people are like they're like some of the stuff I was watching was joking about like how well there's not much to do when you're in this like winter tundra, uh you know. And then so so then you got like why not like try to eat some

poisonous mushrooms. So they figured out that if they drink the reindeer pea, it wouldn't give them these like side effects essentially, and you wouldn't feel as much like pain or like I don't know if there's I don't think there's anything

in a record of anybody dying. There may have been, but I think you would just like you would feel like shit, like you where you could go blind or whatever, right, And that's why I think people get the idea of mushrooms and blindnesses from the animiscaria, as you should if you drink reindeer per year, you should go blind or you should you deserve a punishment. Would animals piss? I would try to try to get high. There is people that drink their own pepe man. They think it's some like natural

fucking ship. We watched us Strange Addictions, and there's this couple that is like super fit against GMO's like eat super healthy, and they drink their own piss and they claim it's like healthy and they're like addicted to it. It is the weirdest ship they'll be at, like dinner, Isn't your Isn't your piss? Supposed to be the like exile of like all the bad ship but the but the Chinese bathing piss bro You ever heard of necro song piss?

No, We're gonna play it later, bring it up. We will play piss by Necker at the end of the episode to kind of bring it all together. And I'm sure he's not gonna mind, because uh yeah, I've got you. You like a shouting about but uh yeah, it's fucking weird. Did poos? It's like a Marvin Gaye is saying that in the background,

but like and so like it was weird. Man. They're like bringing like the piss like they've in their containers and they're like at it like a Christmas event or not, or like a dinner with their family and they're drinking their own pea and everyone's looking at them like what the fuck is wrong with you? Guys? There's some strange addictions, like people that eat like fucking

couch for I don't understand the logic behind that though. It's actually bugging me, Like at what point because like you think it's healthy, but you have to know it's like the extra shit from you, like your body wouldn't be rejecting good like it soaks up the nutrients before you p Am, I not correct about that. Why do people drink alcohol is the first thing that came up, because it's fun and it makes you forget about your problem. For

various health reasons and cosmetic purposes. Urine drinking is still practice today in extreme cases, people may drink urine if no other fluids are available. Was the purpose of drinking urine? There is no health benefits to I can't imagine. It would be so weird because they they read some ship online and they're like, there's no evidence of drinking urine has any health benefits. That every sight is saying, I enjoy drinking urine? Is that normal? No? Is

this on coral whatever that fucking site is. Yeah, Cora, I downloaded that just to watch people's questions. They're so funny. I enjoy drinking urine. Is that normal? There's tons of obvious but in my mind, the worst thing is no, Uh, drinking urine is an activity that wouldn't place in the realm of normal. The simple, honest and truth that urine and febies are waste products would Yeah, it's a waste product of your body.

Like your body already absorbed all the nutrients from everything, and it's trying to like get rid of to keep you alive, get rid of everything. Bad man, How do people wear like fucking knitted sweat? If it's a me? Man, your house is freezing, turn on your furnace so cold in here? I do that on purpose, man, because I burn up I drink alcohol, and especially on mushrooms, like makes you fucking your fucking face inflamed and get used to it. Here it sends me in an ice box

that's good for talking for two hours. You're leaving me, shut the fuck up on your heat. So, like you know, obviously U a collective modern idea of this, Santa Claus is, you know, jolly man in a red and white suit. Siberian Shamans also favorite red and white garb, specifically red and white clothing with spots on it is also red with it white spots. Yeah, but the the amimentity miscaria jesus u mushrooms has a very potent psychedelic nature, so you will see it. I think that's the that's

what's her name, Sabina, Mary Sabina or something like that. We're gonna do an episode of that here at some point. But she's one. She is, so yeah, she's a very famous shaman woman. And they they these cultures are still prevalent, especially in like Peru and and even like Mexico. I think she's in Mexico, but Maria sib being it might be somewhe different because they use the the strain that I like in Mexico. I can't.

I'll I'll come in my head later. Pretty fascinating. But if you look through it, look look at Jesus, man, Jesus looking at a mushroom. Jesus, he's looking at a mushroom, dude, Jesus. So I'm saying, it's all it's all coming together. It's all about psychedelics. Seems like a look at the art from back in the day, right, the similarities with all this stuff. It's kind of fascinating. I think that this I was still Chelsea and she's like, don't take away everything from me.

I'm like, it's it's probably based on matter of mushrooms, most likely like oh this ship, don't take Keerry sounds like a defeated woman. Stop just stop, man, you already ruined my life. Uh so, look at that. These are old like, they they're their outfits of like popes, and the cards are taken from mushrooms. And but then you have the pope hat, right, you know the Pope pat. The Pope pat symbolizes like the fish actually, which is fascinating. You know that, No I

didn't know that. Yeah, that's fucking weird. Let me look it up really quick, because there's not much to the rest of this show. The pope hat hat, fish head. How is that? Can ice cu when you're wund people. My mom does that. She'll two on ice like it's fun. I know, you know, you were watching my dog do it, and you're like, oh, sends that crunch, Like, sends such a shock down my spine. I hate it. So the priest of Dagon was known as the the midry hat, which resembles an open mouth of a

fish. The exact hat worn by popes as well as cardinals and bishops all priests of Dagon, and the religion that surrounds him even to this day is identical to that of Born of Babylon. So the hat worn by Catholic priest, cardinal and popes present the Dagon, the Babylonian fish god. The ancient Babylonians worshiped dagon Uh, the god of agriculture, plenty of food, and

good fortune. The Babylonian priest wore headdress that were represented the worship of Seabell, and Dagon is featured in open fish mouth on their heads, with the rest of the fish body forming into a cloak. You see. Yeah, that's what I'm saying when people like think that they a lot of people. People know nothing, I do nothing, nobody knows anything. And then they're the like ancient the ancient Babylon Babylonian ship that has been embedded into our culture.

Uh, and then at every angle and people don't even fucking notice it, or like the the idea of worshiping like Moloch in Bail, like these these gods, the sacrificing children. Look what we're doing in overseas, Eh,

just fucking just bombed living ship out of every kid. That's because their idea, just to say this is that the the Zionist wherever, they want to actively kill the kids because think about this exactly exactly because if they I know one hundred percent that well, if we don't kill them, then they're gonna want to avenge their family that we killed, and they will grow up

to be quote unquote terrorists. But they won't be terrorists. There will be people that have went through hell and back and yeah because you killed their family like you deserve them. Nonsense. The people that are supporting any of this ship on either side. So yeah, pretty pretty interesting, right. The whole idea of this is fascinating. Look that fun Christmas tree. So even uh, it was like saying one else had on there, even Rudolph, Rudolph the red Nose rein deer. Did you have? Did you do that?

Oh? You were, you were there, you were there. You're in that school. You know, you know what you know when we do like the the sing songies and they put like they have it on the projected on the wall, and all the teachers would like get in on it. It was kind of fun. All the young kids, I don't know if anybody else did that, were like everyone had what we have. They had the Rudolph the brown nose rain very poopy like that scent, kids flying and

laughter like it was the funniest ship. Would you'd be like Santa Claus came with no wonderwear when everyone be like, yeah, I would sell like the dumb ship and people like we all be laughing our asses off, so dumb like when things like that made me laugh, I know. So Rudolph's bright red nose leads Santa and the other Reindeers on their appointed rounds every Christmas Eve. But let's take a little closer. I think it's uh, I think

it's family guy that does that. Rudolf's in the it mighty family guy. I'm not sure is the skids somewhere where It's like, uh, Rudolf's in the doctor's office, is like, yeah, you have a lot of health problems. He's like, radio, I thought I was good. He's like, you thought your nose being bright like a light and shining red with normal like they just said I'm different. He's like, no, you have so funny. So Rudolph's right, red nose, Li San and the other reindeer

on their appointed rounds every Christmas Eve. But let's look at a closer look to the famous snout. Snout you think if you like snort a coke that it would get brighter or dull. They get dull heroin though, yeah, you would be dead. I'm just slumped over. It's crazy. You see, I need the new slump man. You see the new slump. I

think it's the fentanyl. But like if you go through any place like I feel like now it's more than ever, Like you just see junkies like they'd be laying on the road or whatever, but now you see them where they're like they're a they're like a backwards you. They're upset on you where they're just like you know what I mean. Have you seen like it's crazy if you look at it like forward, like they're standing, but then they're like curve like a like a cady cad, like a crackup candy case. That's

bad for your bad. Yeah. So and you see these slouch couch Oh, I've seen old ladies do that, Like it looks scary. Me and I we're in Toronto one time and this this hunched over lady looked like a witch and she had like this leather jacket on and like was like hunched over and like, yeah, it looks scary. And then me and my friend said something about her and then she like I saw her like turn around and

start like doing like some ship to us. And I was like, oh, nope, no, no, you can't finish that sentence if you don't finish so yeah, and then so uh so I focused on my posture now because now like you see it, like there's video footage of obviously some of the you know, coming out of like Vancouver in some of these places where there it's just literally like like blocks of like drug addicts in the States too.

It's really bad and there's a lot of people on it. It's the fennyl or what's in the new drugs, but they're like like walking still kind of but they're like bent and hat. That's fucking man. Our world's a wonderful place, right, It's so wonderful, you know, so wonderful. That's why I like when they're like David, I doesn't back in the day when he was first being like ridiculed for like his beliefs or whatever, they're like the guy was like, you know what, you think that evil was

controlling the world? And he was like, well do you think that it's like you think that good is controlling the world because he's like, clearly not if you look around at least what's leading the world. So it's pretty weird.

Is that button button like nose red and color about the same size as you guessed it a magic mushroom and under the under the influence of shrooms, there is a very possibility that the reindeers nose could give the impression that it glows, because if you're tripping balls and you're like, cume a little reindeer, it's like, you know, rubbing your face red glow and white and he way which is fans out. I never I don't know. I've never done them scariot, nor do I really want to if if you just dropp

an ounce of them, yeah, go blind. That's why I don't want to do sms. What's gonna happen? That's gonna happen. You just said, which is what? What? What is it though? What is it though? Okay, so that is that shrooms technically the same thing, So you're gonna go So there you go. I would I probably drink the reindeer piss to see what it like high. You're high, I am a chance,

I'm good, Like I have to be hallucinate. I would if they were like this is like, if this is like the best experience you're ever gonna have, I would do it. Yeah, all right, let me go get you some. No, that's where the joke, listen said. Listen. They would also be like, so the shaman, the medicine people would have to eat it themselves and go through like this painful experience, and

then they would give their piss to the people. Yes, weird, So then you don't want to like drink his piss and then have him like laughing as he drinks the piss, like Simba starts like you know it starts laughing at you and shit and be like, oh damn. But they even like they would hang out the mushrooms to dry, and that's where we get the idea of like hanging the popcorn and stuff like that. They would hang them on the trees to dry, because if you ate it fresh, it would

probably like you'd be in terrible pain, maybe go blind. And then they tried to dry it out to kind of help the process of it. And then they would like literally the shaman's yeah, and you're bored and something else going on. So you have these medicine people and they came down your chimney, literally coming down your chimney. I'm kidding. But that's also probably something I always like. I'm like, Santa is kind of a pedophile image and

people don't say that. I'm like, but it's a little weird, is it not? Is it not weird that like a grown man and like you sit on his lap and we don't know who that man actually is. You know, like the idea of it is is weird to begin with? Can I say something so I always thought it was weird when I was a kid, right, I enjoyed it, but it's kind of scared me. The idea of a like a weird stranger in my house eating my the cookies and

shit was weird. M yeah, and then he eats them and it's just like and then I had that feeling of like there's a string in a different way, and my brother's freaking hilarious too. They turned it in a different way where uh, Danny will be like yeah, like I know Santa, yeah, and like kids are acting obviously, I don't call him right now, text him right now. I don't people that do that now right be

like, oh I know him, I'm good friends with him. And then and then I remember like when me and my brother were young there and I've said this before, probably on the show, is that we we heard like it sounded like someone was on the roof and it scared the fucking ship out of us, like it scared the living ship. And then we're like child's room, like whoa was that him? And I remember not being excited. I remember being in fear and scared that some stranger was in my fucking house.

It's like you can't go out there and like he's like, he's gonna leave me present though, And that's what's kind of making that you know it's going to be a good thing. Is there's no stories of Santa coming in and doing bad stuff. Well, at that age, you're not gonna hear any of the No. No, he came in and he fucking he uh, he gave my brown eye and expect he finished that. I go ahead, he inspected my brown eyes. It's disgusting. Just like Michael Jackson,

people love him. They do see a difference, They definitely do so. Rudolph's bright red nose looks like obviously Santa and the other reindeer obviously blah blah blah. And it's amazing that a reindeer with a red mushroom nose is the head of leading the others. Professor Carl Ruck observed, if you believe in all the numerology, you subscribe to the theory that numbers have a particular meaning and significance, and it's for you know, and for what's worst. Numerology

has been around for a millennia. It is a prominent and much of the folklore and customs we enjoy today can I get on a point of a numerology in general? I get that, like somebody can have a hidden message in something, and I understand that, but y'all have taken that stuff to like a next level where there are so many videos I watched. I had this whole roommate in Alberta, this sky's going down rabbit holes twenty four to seven

of like numerology and stuff like that. He was using it to identify who was gonna win the sports game, and I'm like, fuck, this is getting excessive. Man. He's like, la Laker, break it down. What do those numbers represent? That equals thirty two? Thirty two means they're gonna win by at least two or three points. It's accuse me. And I'm like, dude, like coma stop and like so involved and so like

yeah, that's that's true. That's that's true. It's like not every I get a lot of things that not everything has like a dangerous backstory behind it, or you need to break down the letters of the name into the numbers, tally up the numbers minus satan six sixty six, and now you have this god forbidden different equations. No man, shit, And that's why they say the symbol of the like the what's that called the protractor ship with the

ruler is actually it's a flat earth. And then they they point to it, how there's the fucking black son that projects everything else, and then it connects the moon and the Sun. It's fascinating shit if it holds any weight.

But I feel like, I do feel like that these people that have ancient knowledge, they these these these they call the mystery schools of these people that have like this ancient knowledge of what the world really is, and they hide it from us and they try to like there is And we did an episode of flat Earth and I shit on it. But like, the more I look into it, I'm like, Okay, maybe it's possible. I believe that we live in a simulation. That's one hundred percent. What I

believe is that this reality is not as real as we think. So who knows? And I said, it doesn't negate aliens either. I would love for the universe to be a real thing. I love that idea right of that we're just like this small tiny speck in the middle of nowhere. But the scary to me that people are like, go, well, they want

you to feel insignificant that we're nothing compared to the universe. But to me, I think it's scarier that we're trapped in a fucking dome and that like we're all that's it, And then there's beings from other realities manipulating this dome like a peatrie dish, And that's to me way scarier than being like, oh, I'm a small little thing in the universe. Buddy's sitting there high a ship and it's just a little dot, and it's like, there's people.

There was fish fucking fly like like coming down from the sky and at one point in certain countries, Okay, people didn't know what the fuck was going on. They thought it was like maybe a tsunami or something like that. But there's people like there was fish dropping from the sky. Okay, right, so people believe as above so below, so we have water below. Here's the idea of the firmament. This is the idea at least, is that there's water above the firmament, and that we're living in some sort

of dome, in some sort of water. Fucking If that's true, that's it scares me. There were falling, yeah, somehow, I don't know the rockets. I know, it is weird people. And then who went up there? Someone got a really really tall excavator and they they just like duct taped it, sealed it up. Yeah, people are like, oh, show the firmament check because elon Mus's latest rocket. And then people are like, oh, do you not see that it explodes, but it's leaving

the remnant of the other rocket behind and then it's still going. So people saw it and saw it look like it like hit a fucking like a wall, like an invisible wall. So then people are like, oh, what the fucking proof? And I'm gonna always say that I don't know what to believe. I think everything we've been taught is a fucking lie, including Christmas. Uh So, numerology is in everything, and watch of the older customs we enjoy, whether realizer or not. In Shamans too found great significant in

numbers. The fact that Santa Sleigh was pulled by eight reindeer could further indicate the contemporary traditions rooted in mushroom allore. The Germanic and Nordic myths that involve Wu Tan you know Wu Tang Wu Tan dominant Germanic god and odin his Nordic equivalent riding an eight legged horse at midnight on the winter solstice. The god would be chased by devils, and the strain of the intense chase would cause flecks of red and red blood and white foam to form the horse's mouth weird,

which would fall to the ground. And that's how the fucking Vikings explain snow the next year. Next year, whether this foamy sliva landed is where the ammiscaria would grow. Consider Sanda's reindeer on an eight on a reindeer by reindeer basis, the name of each one is some way or another could describe the effects of mushrooms. The names have changed a million times. Answer and

Prancer would suggest the buoyant, elastic feeling invoked by mushrooms. Cupid and Vixen could refer for to you know, fl piece in love the mushrooms before you carry on this. Those are new names. Those were not always the reindeers names. Look it up. The reindeer's names have been look at the original original names for Santa Claus' reindeer. You fucking piece of ship. I'm sorry, I'm just telling you. Fuck you, billy, fuck you, fuck you Billy. Fuck you, Billy, you're very sick. Man. You

know that Rudolph was named Rollo or Reginald. His crew had a lot of other names. They've previously been called Flossy, Glossy, Racer, Pacer, scratcherless ready steady, and fireball, weird, but the most commonly who knows.

But according to James whatever, this guy's last name is an our professor that specialized in the metaphysical, uh, metaphysicality metaphysical at the College of Albert But whatever, fuck whatever calls this fucking bullshits from comet becomes a cold kind of code word for astral travel under the influence of the magic mushroom, because you can it's pretty powerful stuff, you know. And Blitzen, well, the Reindeers got their names from what Disney. I'm assuming Disney started the Reindeers.

You should look it up, man. We all the we got all the tools in the world to be able to look up these facts there. Bra and Blitzen might be an illusion to be to being well blitzed on shrooms, but it's more likely a German translation for lighting, just as donner may be a German translation for thunder. Thunder lightning and thunder like all sights and sounds on the effects of mushrooms are amplified and definitely more intense. Oh it

it originated in the eighteen twenty three poem with Clement. That's what we said. Yeah, yeah, so it was thea wasn't it before Christmas? It was like when nuts started? So weird? Huh. Yeah. So the eight Reindeers first appeared in publications in eighteen twenty three, and I guess yeah, they've had a lot of different names. I try something good, Sure, what's that? Try that? Oh there's a dogy on it and it says bff. Yeah, then if and sorry so dark in here? Can

see I can't see a light? Then a fitting furry friends? Yeah. Sponsor us if any wants to be a sponsor. Sense for the sale of each cant helps animals in need. I am only going to drink this beer. No beer, pretty good, eh? My wife will only drink this luquid it is it good? Though? I like peachhit Eh, it's actually kind of not bad. It's cool. That's a good cooler and I like it. It's light though, and I was like, yeah, that couldn't

have been beer. They're sponsoring Animal Humane Society. Is that's a woman. So in the days of yore, it wasn't. It wasn't stockings that were hung by the chimney with care. It was mushrooms. The long existed a common practice of drying out mushrooms by stringing and hanging them across the fire hearths. Hearths, the hearths, you know, because they had like they had like you know, it's like it wasn't a fireplace, but in their like

little fucking huts that they had fire the fire craters. The process made the shrooms suitable for storage. As you telled you you tiled, you tied. Traditions were crash took. Mushrooms were created and altered and passed down. The red and white mushrooms strung up on the mantle were replaced by red and white stockings. I was taking to air and how like long because I've been editing

obviously older episodes to like make sure everything is should still be out. There's a lot that's not I even new episodes, and like we should, dude. I looked it up because a lot of them have went to Patreon it's lost tapes episode. But I figured it out I've I've listened to this. It's fucking wild, dude. I've leaded like sixty episodes. Wow is crazy like stuff. Obviously I took it out. Everything with Justin was on at the very beginning. We'd like, if you're new to the show and you're

a new listener. We used to get sloshed like we used to like be during twenty six ers in in an hour Like it wasn't good. It was just there a bunch of guys, you say some shit. Yeah, so so it shouldn't out there somewhere like because you can't fully take that off the internet. But there was like, you know, if people want to subscribe to the Patreon there's a lot of the Lost Tapes episode. There's still be more to come that I will release. It's terrifying. I can never be

famous. No, there's nothing ever was like Crazy said, but we definitely danced that line. Oh I've said some off color ship I know I have. Well that's okay. Everyone says off color stuff and should more often. The more of us that do it, the less that we can be censored. Right. Yeah, that's that's definitely one angle. So you so I think about if everyone is racist, then no one is racist. That's kidding, just fucking kidding everybody. Some believe the story of the virgin birth might

also come from mushrooms. The centric lore of mushrooms a long time ago, in a time before microscopes and widely held understanding about reproduction, a mushroom would

appear to have grown without a seed. The spores in the microscopic you could, would be invisible to the naked eye, so you know, likely they appeared miraculously to those living in the less enlightened times, a living thing, not born of a seed, not grown in the traditional way, just like the birth of a certain Messiah that we celebrate on September December twenty fifth, sorry September. Oh was he the first test two baby? No? Like?

And that makes it to me kind of makes sense. It's like that it could be this idea of the Messiah and Jesus and even religion could be connected to mushrooms. And then it's just like these stories passed down for eons or whatever, right, Like, what a good liar this lady was. I'm pregnant. Oh yeah, it's like we haven't had sex. It's serious, No, it isn't I know that She's like, no, no, no, it was God, Yeah, I didn't you And it comes out

black because his feet were the color of brass in the Bible. It says yeah, like I don't know, and then Jerome's in the bag. He's like crazy, man, yeah, that's just crazy. It's right, you just sound like a black guy crazy. But like it's fascinating to me, and like and for all the religious people out there, like who knows believing what you want to believe in. But people get like angry if you like start dissecting the symbolism inside their religions that they have been conditioned, in my

point of view, to believe. And then it's like my religion is the true religion. And then it's like but then every other religion is also saying that. But if you like study and you start to look back in history and stuff like that, it's a lot a lot of religions are connected, like Hinduism, like these ancient like spoken traditions and stuff like that that weren't

really wrote down. They was just like you know, even like then indigenous, right, all those those customs were just passed down word of mouth, and then stuff gets lost in translation and all of a sudden, we're celebrating this guy named Jesus, and everyone thinks it's gonna come and save us all if we're if we know, if you know, it's I have a dumb feel if that happens, I know, and I love you Jesus everyone else, and they'll be like, no, I remember, I remember what you

said. I've said, Jesus, I've told you that if you are a real spiritual being, that I love you like I love everybody else. See. I do also recall on your wedding day you were praying to Allah. Yeah it's fruit, not arm leag leg armhead. It's true. I just get I get a little peace everywhere. So good, that's all that's saying comes from you never heard that, I know. I just like, yeah, yeah, my wedding day, I prayed to every single fucking whatever is

out there. I prayed to all of it, just to make sure that we had a nice day. And like I said, everyone thinks that their religion is the right one, and that's kind of convoluted. And I think that spirituality is a good thing, and the the ethics and morals withinside of religion can be good. But there's also kind of wishy washy, and a lot of people that have been so conditioned to believe in these you know, religious aspects and then they'll go kill somebody else for it. Because that's why.

That's why, that's why I kind of like like, uh, that's why like like Presbyterian more than anything. It's nine it's just wholesome. You never hear any like never hear any of like Catholic priests stories with like Presbyterian churches. Like it's just it's just a good community. That's just like you got you guys are just happy people. You're like carry on your life,

like I like stuff like that that I know. And there's there's a lot of very positive like my my family that is Christian is very like loving and like you know, just praying for you all the time. Yeah, doing hardships. There's love and caring people they have that in their heart. I think if it makes you a better loving person, I think that's understanding. We get on a religious talk. It's Christmas, Christian Christmas changed the day

christ What was what was the original day? It wasn't was? Do you feel like I just saw that there. It's like even like Muslims get very like uptight about their ship, and I was like, your religion came way after everything else, and then you guys like this is the one. I'm kidding. I'm fucking kidding, kidding, you know my fucking views. I think all religion is fucking horseshit. But it was the funniest kidding though. But like you know, everyone needs to like be lighthearted and understand that,

like I question everything. That's where my beliefs come from. It's like I don't even know what to believe. So I'm like, I'm just gonna try to be a good person because mushrooms have shown me that, you know, and it's funny. No, also is funny about mushrooms. So this I what are you what you're looking at? Yeah? So yeah, it wasn't July. So yeah, Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. The actual

day obviously got lost to history. There's no mention of December twenty fifth in the Bible, and many historians say Jesus was most likely born in spring. Yeah it's not July's. I always heard July. Some historians posted the date was originally chosen because it coincided with the Pagan festival of Uh. This is the pagan festival which honored agricultural god Saturn and celebrating the gift giving. Like sam Hayne me and go back Me and Want did an episode about Saturnalia.

It was it was, you know, fun times. The Romans would uh so you would have like there would be the kings would trade places with like the servants, uh, and then they would see here's here's actually a question I got now, So the we got all this texts from all this ship. Yeah, and it's been so documented supposedly like pretty pretty in depth, and we we learned all this stuff from previous years that the birthday got lost, someone lost the birth nothing. We're being told this correct. We couldn't

we couldn't remember the birthday, but we were there. There's thousands the most important man born in the world that we couldn't remember his fucking bird thing. Think about this. There is that I can't where this is, but even like the Dead Sea Scrolls, which eventually we'll talk about, but there is thousands of clay like like tablet things like where they call this, but like

there's like thousands of them that have never been translated ever. Hundreds, if not thousands of like the these like the they put it in clay and these scrolls that they're essentially in these clay pots and stuff like that, and they've never been translated, so we don't know anything about like because we don't have we domin understanding to be able to translate them. In mean, you examine anything long enough, you'll understand it. Well you are, will you just

make it it up? No, you'll start you'll start using the same letters to try to identify. Well, that's considering they're using the same outphat exactly, so you don't really know. So there's a lot of these weird things. And even with magic mushrooms, right, the idea of like the naughty and nice mushrooms, if you were in a bad mood, find it will find you. Like if you do mushrooms and you're in a negative mood, you'll have a terrible trip and it will find the things lang dormant in your

head. If you have any secrets, or you have any like bad things going on in your head, or you did ill will to someone and you're up to some gross shape. Why didn't do anything wrong when I had a bad trip? I don't know, Good boy, I did nothing wrong. Now, it was finding something that was lang dormant in your head. It was trying. It made me retarded. Sorry, I can't say that word. It made me like felt like I had down syndrome. Maybe you just

took a wrong type of mushroom. What did you guys take? I don't know. I still blue meanies are great? Is that what they're called? They're called blue caps. I don't know. I don't know that. I'm not in this terminology. Man. At some point, I would love for you to try them again, because they've changed my life. They're incredible, and it's fun when you get used to the after I can get breught to do this. Old caps. Maybe they're called caps something color and then caps

that's weird. I think it was blue caps, so weird. That's not an actual strain of mushroom. Maybe back then, maybe that's like fruit loops with like weed or whatever. Yeah, like ecstasy. Yeah, it's just for them at the time. Let me look it up for you. Blue caps mushrooms. Yeah, magic number. It's always numbers. It hurts you. Uh yeah, nothing's coming up. It was a color and then cap weird. Uh yeah, that's not a strain of I can find it very

now. But like, do you know, we have time, so yeah, we have like we're wrapping it up essentially, we're gonna show some fun stuff that ended on but like the idea of the nauty and nicely essentially. But if you are a good, positive, joyous person, right, yeah you call it daddy, Yep, you will, you'll you'll be a good person. I don't think I can get reception, right, you can, no nothing, I'll text wow, I got I've made a couple of calls

here before. Yeah I did last week. Yeah. Yeah, strange though, So like the idea of an eye on icelist, this is like, if you're a good person, mushrooms will show that you'll be joyous to laugh your ass off. But if you do have negative things lying in your head, or you're maybe you did something that most people don't know or I don't know, you just have some secrets held up in your head, it will expose you. And it's a very powerful, powerful drug that can change the

face of humanity and human beings. And I truly believe that because it changed me. You know, all right, we should know in a second. Okay, well, let's bring up to kind of end this one before we get into it. Whatever fun fact you may have, We're just gonna go through some fun pictures and just tell me what your thoughts are. Okay, gay, okay. Instantly, it's Crampis with the babies, the famous photo of Crampis dealing, stealing. It's so weird. His parents are bad.

Uh gay uh, here we go. Psilocybin. What you just said, psilocybin, that's mushrooms. That's the that's the scientific term for mushrooms. To say, what strain? Do you remember what strain? It was? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Dude, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. You took a whole half bounce to yourself, buddy. He's like, what do you mean us? Anyways? Carry on? Okay, what do you think creepy? A? Yeah, Well, the guy in the back looks like he's gonna kill

the other joker guy. He's got a definitely has his eye on him and he's making suscy. Wait. We got it, we got it, We got it. We got it. He goes, oh, probably penis envy. I've actually that's one strain I have not tried yet, penis MV. Yeah, that's it's a very it's it's one of the most potent. Is you know fucking with me because it looks like a penis. Yeah, I thought that was just the fun. I thought he was just joking with me.

Right now, it's a real fucking strain I've had like cross strained, like strains are cross strained with ps ms MV like on its own, which supposed me. I've heard it's great. It's a very strong. Ma, you're not gonna like that. He goes, oh, probably penis MV or some ship. It's all the same. Why it's definitely not I've experimented with. At this point, I thought he was joking. Man, I swear to god, I thought that was a joke. Probably. I've done seven

different strains at this point, seven probably seven strains. Did you say did you say it was a strong strain, one of the strongest strain. Yeah, it took half ounds. Well, let's to get you out of myself. One it was the me mix strain that I took tonight is very light like, it's like I was just I was hanging around with families. She nobody fucking noticed. I was whacked out of my tree. I know. They're just like, we're just gonna ignore Tom for a little while. I'm

back on the pictures. Don't ask me what I think. What do you think? Don't know that you're gonna cut it? What do you like? It seems like he's having a fun time in there, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. It looks like he's he's trapped. He's a good's a boy. I'm getting a pig. By the way, you're not doing that. I'm doing it. You got your dad's are going I can get a pick. I'm gonna name Winkers, and he's gonna be a good boy. You know that they get really big. Yeah, I know. I'm excited.

Okay, if if you do get a pig, I'm getting a pig. Can we can we murder a prostitute and then feed it to the pig. Oh I thought you're gonna say murder my pig. I was like no, but yeah, that's fine. I'm like sucking a Robert picked and ship the brace cigar over. When I go to hang out at fucking with Chelsea's dad, right, yeah, that's what they wanted you to come. And I'm like, I look at this one. Fun Bear give me a hug, said, do you know that you know the terminology? You know?

Uh, what do you mean? Brown? Get down? Oh yeah yeah, brown get down, black your fox, black black attack, black your fox, and then white good night? So could you could you use those that terminology for uh, for people? Almost didn't say you almost didn't say get down, you elaborate, yeah, and white good night if you think about it, right, you think about it a lock bar boom. I'm

kidding everybody. I'm actually on the side of fucking. I'm not on any side, but I do like this, said Moore, But I do think that in discriminately bombing people is fucking disgusting and wrong. Just so people understand, let's getting this one. He's pouring his peep on him, you know, because they used to like just chuck piss at the at the windows. He's so happy, look at him. I know. They're singing like carols and then this rich guy is like, fuck you, here's my bucket of

piss. Oh we have to still bring up Neckro's piss song. We gotta play that in a bit. See, I know, I know good stuff. I like Christmas. Look at that tree, bro, what is I gotta make a house call? Sorry, he's talking into the phone. I even know how to use that. I know. It is weird you put up to your like, hey, he's using his It looks like his nose is lined up with the fucking thing. Weird, Like, look at that Christmas tree though, it's like ships everywhere. You know, you didn't really

think of a pattern. You just like put this stuff on it, call it to day. Holy crappy. A lot these are still cards. No, these are just like random. A lot of these are just like thenage Christmas photos and cards. See it is crazy because the vintage Santa Claus is skinny. Yeah, he's just like Saint Nicholas. And what do we know about Sat Nicholas? Know, these are just the photos so like it was just there weren't that many fat guys back then. Oh that's very true.

It'd probably be how you put your high status, right if you're fat. But we talked about this right our first Christmas special. You have that many fucking photos, The more we got lots grapling them off man it's a fun time, it's Christmas. I'm just surprised you found that many photos of Creek goodbye all and he's like, I'm just gonna like shoving here for why is she posing with him? She liked this? Eh yeah, wagon, that's

crack Santa. He definitely looks like a homelesson I would have been a fucking shopping card if that was love and good wishes. Here we go, the and good wishes. That is a thousand percent race. Like all, there's two there's a white person dead back there, and they look like it's supposed to be toys, like they're obviously it's a doll. Yeah, but like

it's weird if that's like legitimately what kind of dolls they had? That's kind of like the brains are blown out and the other guy is worried as hell. Yeah. Bathing house very strange. Used to take bath with friends? Yeah what they do? Bath house? Bath with friends? That's fucking weird. Just kidding. Okay, if you got before your friend fact, let me if you've never heard this song, it's gonna be quite enjoyable for everybody. And uh, here we go. We're gonna listen to this during the

fun bag. No, no, we'rest it's fun. This Holden showers bored to sports. You're drinking quarts of piss. You'll leend the stinking corps and tell you whack. I'll get more in depth. The concept was born from Marvin Gay saying piss on the draft. Eurospeans love drinking pists. I'd love to serve some urine to the women in these clubs and make him think it's cuz you wracked an all pissed front and kids like you mean some of you

rappers were piston in bent to fourteen. I'd take a pistol remove poison from inside of me. You drink piscause you're a boison to society. You swallow and google cupfulls like German couples that look the sperm off knuckles. Three million Chinese are drinking urine like it's the norm. They think it's pure and form coming from baby eaters. I'd be warm, but these women bathing and urine goes on as well as Indians bacon seting hot pits. Since a perth of

karan that ship is pay. It's not like water. Pist goes down toilet, some boileft and slurp it with a feezy side or in a fucking dungeon somewhere in Chelsea. You'rs healthy is Willie Nelson's wealthy I'm smelled bay wash a fucking pussy. Go freshen up because this song was futuriti enough. Yeah funny. Did you ever heard that song? He necro he said, He's like, I wanted to uh this. This song was inspired by Marvin Gay saying piss on a track. So then was making the beat and he like,

He's like, oh, that's fucking fun. I'll do a whole song. It's a minute and a half song about piss, how people drink it and the shit that he's like, he says baby eaters and stuff like, whoa man, you really pushed the envelope. Ten's why I listened to him when I was very young. So everyone that gave you're on Rumbo stlf common tell us what you think about the mushroom shit. I would be interested if if fans what they think about the connection to all that stuff. Obviously subscribe and

support and give us five star rate and reviews. If you're listening, I would appreciate it very much. But that's uh it's time for back that day. It's funny that you stole one because that reindeer one was was actually part of my fund. Fact, that's why I knew that so quick. Really. Yeah. Second one is actually so they had the first they had the reindeer or whatever eighteen thirty eighteen thirty five. Rudolph wasn't introduced till over one

hundred years later. So Rudolph wasn't actually introduced till nineteen thirty nine. Yeah, it was just a marketing play. Yeah, it was just a Christmas story for kids where that's where like a lot of these symbolisms and stuff come from from something that's happened so recently, but like it could still be absolutely like like anything like Disney does that quite often, right. But I had another one, this one I liked more. Sorry where to go? Oh

yeah, jingle Bells was originally actually a Thanksgiving song. Wow, it wasn't for Christmas. Yeah, it turns out we first started dashing through the snow for an entirely different holiday. James Lord pier Point wrote the song called One Horse, Open Sleigh for his church's Thanksgiving concert in the mid nineteenth century, and the eighteen fifty seven. The song was released under the title We All Know and Love and it's still amongst one of the most popular Christmas songs.

It just they just went, naw, we like him for this more. I was like, that's kind of cool, that's fun. I like it. So, you know, everybody subscribing support the fans won't notice it as much, but fine, and it makes me sad. Uh But obviously, like the fans are gonna still see us and hear a couple episodes into the new year, and then it won't be so much big of a pause of when Billy comes back on remotely. Uh. So we have big plans for

the show in the new year. You know. Obviously Merry Christmas. I got a couple of sound eclipse to kind of end the show off, but not that one. Uh, come on, what am I doing? Man? Thank Merry Christmas, Harry Christmas, Mary, Christmas, Mars, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, kiss your asss Christmas Night. We have. We have a lot of stuff coming in the new year. It's gonna be a lot of fun. With Billy being remote from the show, there's the ability that we met be to connect more of the

co hosts having Bret on with Billy Air and stuff like that. There's the ability we might be able to swing some kind of different live shows, a bunch of stuff because it gives it will be easier. I feel like, if you're not to travel, you can sit there on a microphone at home and have a couple of drinks and actually get kind of get drunk with us and have a fun time. So everybody you know subscribe support like comment, you know, yeah, jingle jingle, Billy's balls, fucking hail all Hail

crampus. But like, yes, there's a lot of fun stuff coming in the new air, and I'm excited. You should be too. We're gonna be diving some deep conspiracies, some fun folklore stuff. I have many ideas rattling up inside this empty cage of nonsense in my brain. So Merry Christmas, one more time for it. AWO