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entertain you. We're entertaining you. It's Tabet kid Strange, not gonna lie. I'm making Aaron read. Yeah. I like you. Uh, I like the animes and that too. You need to get a you need to get some bass in your voice. Welcome everybody back to the show. So I started, uh I started a nightclub for men with u a rectile dysfunction. Yeah, it was a big old flop. No one came. Don't poo me, man, you're gonna are you gonna ever run out? You
think there's so many? They just get worse and worse though, Like they're yeah, a lot of them. Are you afraid of ghosts, I freaking look like one right now. Yes, Billy is like, I don't know why I'm not that white man. I don't know what's going on with my camera. I can't change the contrast settings either. Well that's fine considering we're talking about ghosts. You definitely look like one. You did. What did you do on your end? You did something by the exact same cast for
the ghosts. What did you do there? You are right there. Look you're just waving. Just do that because that's fucking funny. Yeah, welcome everybody back to the show. This is going to be a fun time. We're just kind of hanging out. We're gonna be talking about some some friendly ghosts. I ain't free, you to know. I can see that with like Ghostbusters and like they're going to like they're going to catch the ghosts, but turns out like these are actually just like really nice people in their own
communities and we're the evil ones for disrupting it. That could be true, right, but now they're all the stuff that's uh, you know with quantum physics and stuff. Now they're like starting to uh it's it's theories. But you know, everything starts with the theory and then you try to prove if
it's real or not. And there's a lot of people like it's there's a lot of stuff going into it that you know, a lot of the ghosts and and paranormal uh stuff that's going on, right could uh could very well be uh just someoney in another dimension and we just don't understand it right, like cause we we can draw some on a piece of paper and understand kind of what like two dimensions one or two dimensions are, but like the fourth dimension, we have really no clear cut idea of what could exist, you
know, or we make movies in four D Dewey dewey though, dewey yu. Yeah, so obviously, you know there's we've talked plenty about the you know, ghosts that are you know, scarier, you know, like like to haunt people and maybe you know, do some dirty things. But you remember in Ghostbusters though, right, Dan Akroy gets a blowjob from a ghost. Do you remember does he know? No? I I don't. I
think I missed that scene. You don't When did that happen? He's like there's like a ghost chick floating over him and then you see as like his belt being undone and then he like rolls his eyes back in his head. And that supposed we was taking from a real life experience that dan Akroy was. I think he was staying in a haunted house, uh in somewhere, some hotel or something like that, and he swears that a ghost gave him a blowjob. It's aka ghost think what do you think you'd feel like?
Do you think you'd actually feel it? It's got to be just like imagination at that point, right, no? Or is it slide like slim It's like a ninety five year old woman giving you a gummer, fucking silly puddy, so fucked because like realistically, and that's why I want to do something fun while we get into the stuff and everybody watching live and listening, you know, obviously give us five star rate reviews. Uh, you know, tell your friends about the show. We're recording on a semi early morning.
I have my coffee going so Bill, he's not drinking yet, Yes I am. That's hilarious. And I got orange juice too, that's hilarious. That's probably that would would have been a good idea. Should have done that. We when we think ghost stories, we genuinely like you know, we think of something spooky, you know, something something scary. I may look creepy, but don't let that put you off. Uh, but obviously I don't like I don't know that voice, and it just sounds terrifying. He
sounds like a dude, creepy. He pulled out. He's the broken car on the side of the road. He's missing an arm, his legs all scratched up. He has like max four teeth total. He's like, I'm a good I just need some help. Yeah. So obviously we think of spooky hauntings, the terrifying tales told at night you're around a campfire. But all ghosts are out for revenge and scares, and few of them could even be you know, called friendly ghosts. Ghosts are simply spirits without resolution,
with unfinished business. We're we're not talking about Casper here or anything, but the fact that there is sometimes ghosts that just want to be helpful. Maybe they want to be kind to children or even save lives either where there's plenty of stories about ghosts that aren't terrifying at all. Hauntings tend to consist of loud noises, strange shapes, moving objects, or even ghostly apparitions. What
if instead you just noticed that your room was a little tidier. What if you were, you know, we prevented from hurting yourself by an invisible force that happens to you. You might actually start enjoying having ghost roommates. Would you like that? Billy, Well, if they're being nice about it, like I don't want them startling me at three am or anything, We're like, yeah, if you want to fold my laundry because I forgot to and I had to go to work, like against it. Billy's got like an
aunt Jemima slave ghosts, get this fucking done. I expect pancakes with lots of syrup. Between ghosts that help people and ghosts that are, you know, maybe part of the family, there are a few stories that might leave you with a warm heart than cold shills. These are tales that, you know, we we welcome people to turn down the lights, you know, get a little get in the mood with us, you know, maybe stand in front of a bright, shining light, like Billy is, so you
become a ghost. What did you do to my camera? You did something to man, I didn't do anything to your camera. Yeah, so we're talking about friendly ghosts. Have you ever had a friendly ghost encounter? Billy? I like, other than like them doing like chores for you, Like, how would you know? Because they're not talking right, No one's having like communicated dialogue, So like, how do you know what they did was friendly? You could you know? You know, you could play on the
don't you I was gonna say, don't you fucking dare? Say medium, Yeah, you could talk to a psychic they like he says, he just likes doing the chores, you know, So this is a friend would be though, right, Well, no helping you out. So I've told the story before. But they're my brother's grandma's place. I'm pretty sure that's where
it was. Uh. There was a there was supposed to be a story that uh this uh, this guy went out hunting during the winter and the door blew open by mistake and the kids and wife were sleeping, and he came back and fine found out his family was popsicles are all dead, frozen in their beds. And then so and then he probably died he killed himself or something like that, and I came remember with the full story. And then so he supposed to be haunts this place and in during the winter.
There's been times where people have left the door open it and it's like slam shut. And one time even the grandma got like pushed back out of the way while the door was open, like she felt like something pushed her. Oh, like push hers so she wouldn't get hit by the door. Yeah, or like to get away from the door because it's cold, and he's like reliving his memories of what happened to his children and wife and that's why
he closed the door. People. It's just like back in the day, you know, when when white people were taken over and it was fun times. You know, I don't think you can say that I want you know, you almost did. We're one minute away from the ten minute mark to put this on YouTube without saying something off putting that it's gonna get taken down. You were so close. Yeah, yeah, I can't get into that. We'll have a We're gonna have a whole whole episode about some fun stuff
coming up soon. So this is kind of just, uh, some of these episodes when they're lighter like this and they're kind of just fun to kind of hang out. Let's talk about some goofy ghosts. Uh, it's kind of like it's a it's just it's just to get you in a little bit, right, just it's a buffer, right, just just before we get in some like really absurd stuff. Conspiracy. An appetizer, yeah exactly,
Yeah, what kind of appetizer you think this would be? Uh, we're getting into the meat and potatoes later, So for a steak dinner advertiser, you'd want like maybe maybe a little s cargo, something a little furllly, but like good, Yeah, yeah, that's true. Well, it's the ghosts could be slimy. We did that ecdoplasm episode. Nobody I don't know if that's actually real or not. A lot of people think it's fake. But imagine if that was the case. You know, your walls start dripping
some white liquid. You're like, what happened there? You know, I swear to god I didn't do so the there's uh, there's this manor house and uh and cold Ashton has empty. It's been empty for decades, but it wasn't always this way. The house once was grand and full of wealthy tenants and uh and staff. In fact, we did what kind of staff we're talking about. In fact, some believe that there are a few spirits
who still called the manor home. There are stories of motorists who were lost in the area and have stopped near the friendly looking house desk for directions. Upon talking on the front door, a butler answers and will insist them then, you know, with the maybe trying to help them figure out their way, where are we going, what's happening? And the odd things here.
Not only that nobody lives in the house, especially not a kind butler, but also that house will appear to be fixed up and in use when they first approach. Only later if you return you find the house in shambles as it is today. So pretty weird. Oh like a little mirage. That's
kind of cool though, I like I like that theory. That's a cool theory to be like, Hey, if you need something and you're approaching it, it's all smoking mirrors and it's like, okay, this is this is acceptable, kind of like a friendly, friendly little house and he just wants to talk to someone. He's just like, no one's gonna walk up to this dump and I don't have money to fix it up because I can't get
a job. Well, it's almost like you step in his reality, Like a lot of times that you think about the idea of like why or why would ghost exist here because if there's if they are beings from the fourth dimension, then they would have ascended to a higher level of existence and then they're kind of just in another reality. Or is it is there a purgatory where I talked about this recently where I was like saying, you know, or is it like kind of where you're stuck and and you don't even know you're
dead? Because there's been stories about that where they're supposed to be ghosts that that think they're still alive and then they can't like speak to anybody and they're kind of stuck in this reality where you don't really you don't really realize you're dead, even though I feel like it could be pretty obvious, but you're trying to, Like I've heard stories about this where they're trying to talk to people and nobody hears them, and then you're first at first, yeah,
you're just like, Okay, that's another day. What's going on? It's like, ah, funny game, guys. Everyone's ignoring me. I know my children ignored me before, but this is getting pretty bad, you know, but and then it's the idea you're stepping into, like his reality kind of thing in the obvious, see what he sees the house as if he believes that it it. You know, he's maybe still alive and and he's just taking care of the house still and kind of repeats this process while he's
dead. Then you kind of come in almost like this veil gets put over the house and it looks like this nice house and it's like, you know, and he sends you on your way, go down to Piccadilly Circus. This is where you turn right. I don't know, I'm just I'm assuming it's in Britain or some shit. I don't Piccadilly Circus, Yes, that's in downtown Britain, in London, England? Is that actually? Is that a real street? Did you just where the Amark Horror Story America? Horror
Story America were from London, one of the best horror movies. But yeah, so this guy was just like, you know, send him on their way, get out of here. Uh. There are several versions of this, this story about the Blue Lady tale, but all the men in tragedy.
Uh, you know. The popular version of the story goes that there's a beautiful, beautiful young woman who always wore blue once fell in love with a handsome but dangerous ladies man who was a piano player at the Moss Beach Distillery in northern California beach Town. He was like, he's at hipster. What year is this? I don't know, in early nineteen hundreds. I think a piano player at the distillery. That doesn't seem like a job that
they would have back in the day. Man, I guess yeah, you know, it's just some guy like who everyone's getting their booze on, they're getting drunk. What a sick job? Though? If I could just go and play music in a corner of a bar and like actually make a living, yeah I can do that if you want to, But you just don't real Yeah, you don't get much money. I could maybe make four hundred bucks a week doing that, and that's not really living. The best.
The best thing is to grift while you're while you already have a home where you have a job. You know, just just dirty up your face, you know, throw some mud on there, go out, rip some have some ripped clothes. Sit there. That happened to us in Toronto, I tell you what you did that? No, it happened to us. What do you mean? So my mom was bringing me to it was like the one time I went to Toronto. Is me and my mom and uh,
we're getting Stans fries. If anybody's from southern Ontario, that's like the best fry place in the freaking world. But got some Sands fries at the parking lot. And then we're crossing over and this homeless guy sitting there and he's like, excuse me, do you have any change. She's like no, like I only have my card, Like I'm so sorry, and she's like, you know what, I can just go order more here, just like have my fries. And he grabbed that bag and fucking whipped it because I
don't want your fucking fries, lady, I want your money. Damn. It's like that scary movie thing where he's like, I said a dollar, bitch, and she has a sandwich and he chucked the sandwich. That's literally what happened. Though he dropped that down and I was sitting there. I must have been like maybe seven, seven, eight years old. I was like, okay, and that's enough. Well there's that one. I don't
know if they they caught him. But there's like a reality show or something they talked about this one guy, and uh, he would panhandle like whatever on certain days of the week or the weekend, and then he was wearing like suits and he was like rich and he made like a ton of money,
like you're gonna make good ice, your grand or some ship. In a year, I've seen people like panhandling, especially working at bars, Like you'll just watch them throughout the day and I'm like, I've only looked up this window like four times, and I've personally seen you get over one hundred and fifty bucks, Like god knows what the fuck else you did, but somehow that's just what I look for some reason. That's so weird when you see it's like, who's paying for that? How do you have surface?
You know? Second is other homes, homeless friends would be like, yo, meet up here. There's a lot of there's a lot of whities, man, they're paying up. So there's many stories. There's the stories of the Lady in White. It's kind of the same thing where uh, you know, tragedy fell upon some you know, young lady and she kind of sticks around. So the young woman was already married to another, but she would she would visit her lover at the restaurant and whatever she would get away.
So she's uh, she's uh, she's hoean. She's out there hoeing in her blue dress. You know, either either she died on the beach below the Northern California restaurant sometime in the early nineteen hundreds, or she leapt from cliffs to her death. Whatever the means of her death, she always is known for wearing a long blue dress and appearing somewhat melancholy. Do you know what melancholy means? Billy? Like? I I don't, but I'm gonna say like, I'm gonna confidently say like kind of chill? Is that
he means sad? I don't know. I don't know the definition of that. Oh, Billy just left the fucking What happened? Where'd that fucking boy going? He probably clicked off of it for some reason. Oh, man, where the boy go? Where's the boy? Think? Go? Fuck? Well? Oh there he is. Yeah, you disappeared just like a ghost. I have no idea what hot you're fucking with my ship today? You are the ghost today. Man, You're disappearing on us. Melancholy means
said, yes, well, I don't know that was a gap. If you ever want to sound smart, I'm feeling a wee bit melancholor today. You know, I feel like most people know that. I think that was a gap in my knowledge. For some reason, I didn't know that with such a sad story in a backstory, you would think she would be frightening a frightening sight. Instead, the Blue Lady is a bit of a protector.
She'll play her little pranks here and there. For the most part she is seen by children the cliff, by the cliffs, by the restaurant, purchase a top, uh and the great view. It offers a great view, this little cliff where she probably like threw herself off of supposedly or her husband. Did you know you catch the bitch cheating? I think you get it's justified to throw off the cliff, right. That was actually I read that that was in the law of nineteen oh one. It says, thy
bitch cheats she goes first off cliff, she goes. I read that one. It got torn out in like nineteen ten or something. But for those nine years when the feminist and communists started pushing for women's rights, taking him out of the home so they could also be tax slaves with the rest of us. And then and then guess what. Then then the state can teach your kids, because the first thing they do is that they don't take the
guns. They take the kids. They brainwash the kids through the schooling system. You know, because back in the day, mom and pop, my mom and Papa used to raise the children, teach them whatever the fuck they want. Now the state's like, you got to learn our communists manifesto. I'm gonna I'm gonna go on to limons say people are a little more intelligent now that their own mother and father aren't raising them. But are you sure a lot? I can't fucking read, right, There's no way they can't
read. Yeah, there the Internet. There's no way they can't drastically declining. Yes, they because they're the iPad generation. So and they they're not that smart. I'm telling you, I don't scores. I beg to differ. I think that was just uh no, there's studies, studies. I'd like to go see the fact checking on that, because I don't. I don't really Billy's like going to the black Rock. No, because I'm seeing like I'm seeing little kids like smarter than ever lately. Yeah, you being
like threes, like fucking sharp as a wit. That's a different that's the different generation, bro. That's not Generation Z generation, the iPad generation. Yeah, well every kid now is the iPad generation. No, not mine. I'm gonna make the farm like Gen Z onwards were going to make to make a little farm. So just like a baby little farm and I'll make hi pick cotton or something. What's uh? What's uh gen z age? Let's see jen ze age range that is nineteen ninety seven to twenty twelve,
So okay, that's fair. Just younger than me, that's yah. Yeah, all right, I get that. You've seen them man, Yeah, like four or five six years younger than me. Yeah, okay, you're fucking like the kids now growing up, they're back to I think they're back. It's because the millennials are now starting to get it. You know. There's a lot of millennial parents that are like, I don't want my kid
having a phone until like sixteen, you know, eighteen. There's a documentary that it's called The War on Children, and they're going into that idea and they're asking like millennials, like, would you give your kid a phone or
an iPad? They're like no, because they've seen what you get. You get time, right, like as long as it's monitored, and it's not like yeah, because you see some parents and they're just giving their kids like twenty four hours a day, like no. And then there's just like get off my back, and it's like look at Instagram and the stuff that like you can find where it's just like and all of a sudden, your kid's an only fans fan. He's an only fans fan, or she's on only
fans fan. But it's it's so, you know, this lady is appearing and she usually is seen by children. She's praying a little pranks, you know what I mean. And then uh, and then I was gonna say so, but you know, there's this there's this great view of the cliff and then but it can be dangerous and she can be seen by children and keeping them away from it so they don't fall, you know, but you don't want to. You don't want to fall down that hill. You'll turn
into a ghost like me. I did it, and I'll tell you it was not fun. Well, good for her Man she's just trying to protect the kids, you know what I mean, Like, that's a good friendly ghost. And I'm sure that stuff happened. I'm sure that there's a I'm sure stuff like this happens. Right. There's there's one thing that me and Brett talked about my Strange Mysteries episode, and it was this suicide dog Bridge
dogs. Suicide and the ghost dogs everywhere? What Yeah, yeah, they just jump they have they're just a compelled to jump off this cliff and commit suicide. And then there's just a bunch of dog ghosts everywhere, just barking. And he's like you, you're barking all the time. You don't know where it's coming from. That's a sad thing. I don't like that. You don't like that. No, I don't like that. You want to bring Chloe, No fucking borderline. Want to bring my dad's dog there?
Though? Shit? What kind of dogs? Yeah, it's a it's a putt and it's not its fault. The guy's just really old. But fuck me, is he annoying every every morning? Yeah? He's got to be pushing like sixteen years old. Now he's got well, he's a it's yeah, it's it's a version of a pug. He's definitely mixed a bit. Looks like he ran into a wall with his face first every single morning, Like call it six point thirty on the dot, I got fucking what right,
barking, annoying? You let him outside and it takes forty five minutes to get him back inside, and I'm like, I'm I'm gonna kill you. Hm, that's weird. That's weird, called weary me out? Still ringing in the back of that. They have a that's it's just from the office. You know, I may look creepy, but don't let that put you off. I ain't free to know ghosts. Broadway is hardly dead. I ain't afraid to know ghosts, but certainly it is. A has his
fair share of ghosts. One such is a ghost name Oliver Thomas. One's a chorus girl, Olive. What a name Olive Thomas? No? No, it's a it's a female. Would you name your daughters? Like kid? All of man, it's just like he's the dad really loves you know, like uh, really loves his blue cheese olives. And he's like before before the food, Like if you didn't know what olives were. That's a sweet name. Yeah, it's but it's a I'll give it that. That's
a really cool name for a kid. If but you you'd have to have not known what olives were? Where do where does olive come from? One olive? I want to know where the first olive was. Yeah, it's been a plant forever. You know, you're a European olive. They're fucking discussed. I wonder if they called it something different back in the day, Olive oil. You know, good last name oil. I would definitely name
my kid all you got it? What one say? A chorus girl, Olive was strikingly beautiful, caught the eye of many gentlemen who saw her perform. So she was she sang the chorus of some sort of song. Not only that, she was definitely a party girl. She loved her cocaine. I don't know, I'm just assuming party girl means it getting mucked up. Man, canna say back in nineteen nine, that would have been that'd have
been more opioids, and this is nineteen twenty. Oh. Yeah, she's like in the in the Chinese opium den and that sort of been heroin and yeah, that kind of Yeah, they still had coke though, but it was like they put cocine Coca cola back in the day. I know, back when it was good. It was crazy clean a super clean too super No, you're not fucking dying a fentanyl and shit like that back then. Oh that's what you mean clean? No, I kind of I wanted,
like I would love its kind of weird. There would be if some if I had a genie and I had three wishes, trying the original coca cola probably would be one of them. Yeah, that'd be I am like super I've been thinking about that for like ten years, and I'm very curious and then you're like rubbing your fucking I just want to try it. I just don't see what it's all about. It would be interesting, Like when we did that drug Binch episode. Everybody go check that out. That was a
lot of fun. Is like the idea of like where every drug was like legal, and they would be like, oh, you gotta your tooth is sore, here's some cocaine. Just rub it on there walking like Vancouver, sitting in the fucking corner of your room, and you're like, you hear the baby cry, but you don't you don't actually hear it. It's just everybody else. Here's a b You don't. You're just in your own mind, you know, so for everybody. And then you give the baby heroin.
You just rub Heroin on his lips a little bit whiskey. Don't hurt no one. I hurt you. You're whiter than a ghost. I don't know what you did. So she won beauty contest, became a model, and had a quite successful career in life until she died in Paris in nineteen twenty said, so what a lovely lady? No, so what a lovely lady such as you know what? Would would her afterlife be? Like her? The after party of her after life? You know you know why?
You know she she'd flirt with men, of course, So gentlemen who visit the New Amsterdam Theater might spy a beautiful woman. Where you going, your fucking mook? You would, full man, My dad's out there moving cars around, and I just saw Chloe run past the window, and I just ye wanted to make sure she wasn't gonna get ran over all good. Yeah, she'll join the dog suicides shot. Do not say that again. You'll have a friendly ghost dog you know, hang out with So she would flirt
with men. Of course, gentlemen who visit the New Amsterdam Theater might spy beautiful woman dressed in period show clothes and may even converse with with her if the girl like maybe takes a shine to them. This is a ghost who has no interest in frightening you away, though she may try to steal the show when it comes to the particular male audience. So she's, uh, she comes in, she she flirts with the men. Yeah, maybe maybe she's like giving them lap dances. I can't see you. She's like,
you like this right, you like this right? I think so, I don't know. So that's that's pretty fun. That's a that's a fun time. Coked Billy seems sketchy. What where are you getting those? Yeah, we're just going live to a couple of places, live in a couple of weeks. So the Nut family owns the rich is weird. This is called the Nut family. I guess plenty of people have tried to get rich off of ghost sightings, but rarely does it happen that a ghost goes out of
their way to make somebody rich. Now, this is the ghost, This is the ghost you want, Yeah, I'd like to know those lottery numbers, mister ghost. One such case of the Nut Family and in Uppingham, England up and the Creators of the Peanut. Yeah, it's the nut Family, or is it? You know? The Nutty Professor. I love when you say something Eddie Murphy's dressed up in a fat costume haunting you. That'd be fucking annoying. Yeah. I haven't seen those movies a long time,
but I actually want to try to watch it the other day. At all I could find was the the Clumps or whatever. You're like the second one where it's like his It's like based on his family and every character. I don't think I ever watched the second one. It's like pretty bad. It's the like and then you get to meet them all, all the fat black family. What do you mean like you couldn't find it on anything like it? No, I couldn't find the original. I'd have to pay for it
to rent it or whatever. But the second one was like everywhere the Nutty Clumps or what, I don't know what the hell it was called. I'm gonna look it up. Second Nutty Professor. So how does this? How does this ghost make people rich though you want, you really want to know how to get you rich. I'd like to have a conversation with them, but you never you never seen the Clumps. Eh No, I've never seen
that one though. Okay, let me let me show you just for fun, so good look at the Clumps when you want to hang out with these. These are a bunch of fun folks. Eh The Clumps, What a name? What a weird movie that that whole thing was, and this is the original. It was a white guy that did so fucking weird. I would see that shit a long time. Billy's favorite movie. That's there's I bet you that's somebody's favorite movie out there. You know, somebody out there
is like I just absolutely love the Nutty Professor. You know, I'd give five stars. You'd be surprised something. If you read movie reviews of actual people, it can be like the fucking worst movie ever, and there's some people like, man, absolutely loved it, what a great time. And it's like some of the worst shit. When me and Aaron go through some of the reviews of these movies that are like trash and it's just like, how you really liked this? Did you teach thrown. Everyone's got their own
little taste in the eye of the beholder. People like me, I don't know why, Yeah, yeah, you're you. Just like comedy movies. Can't get to watch anything it needs to make me laugh. One such one such case concerns the Nut family in Uppingham, England. The oldest daughter of the family eighteen year old and began seeing a strange ghost who was saying that something was hidden in the house. They searched it but initially found nothing.
Still, Anne and her helpful ghost friend were persistent. The ghost at at last indicated one particular flagstone. When it was overturned, a black pot was found beneath it. It's a fucking leprechaun. Inside the black pot was almost two hundred two hundred silver coins. It goes to show that on an occasion, living in a haunted house can can really really pay off. You know, can definitely pay off. I ain't fraid you to make me a rich ghost. So at what line do you just move into a haunted house?
Now? Because the here are like ninety of everything that you hear about ghosts. So I'm saying, at what point do you move into a haunted house now hoping that the ghost is actually going to make you rich or is it gonna give job or a blowjob. Those stories are so rare. They don't
always suck dick, it's only an I know. Mostly it's like something by or it's like some sort of demon and it's like a toxic a little girl like I'm a friendly little ghost and then you're like get a little closer, and it's gonna buy your head off, you know, because a lot of demons will parade around as like child ghosts to lure people in supposed to be
a lot of according to Zach Begins accorn to Zach Begans ghost adventures. Uh, they believe that a lot of like the the children ghosts are demons and they're just like masquerading and tricking people into believing that they're helpless kids, like you know, throwing a ball around and then you find out that it's a it's a demon, it's a mad demon. Okay, that's not cool. See, they should stop doing that. You should all you actually, you
know what you know, it's probably gonna make them stop doing that. Why don't you all line up on the side of the street with your protest science that really help. That's really changed anything anywhere at any time. That was the joke. But thanks, the life of a nurse can be hard, especially when you're on. You're on, You're on, you knew on the job, you know, Yeah, change the old guys fucking poopy diapers, you know, stuff like that. I'm sure that it's not really I just
miss Sorry. A nurse. The life of is very hard, especially when you're new on the job. I feel like the new nurses are the ones that have to change the poopy diapers. You know, you think it's you think it's tiared like that. Yeah, Like, once you have enough, once you have enough years under your belt, you you no longer have to touch diapers. No, you don't have to, that's not I couldn't. Like I'd be like throwing up on them, you know what I mean?
Sorry, Like their whole beds is covered in poop and then I threw up like that one Do you remember that? I don't know if you remember that one time it's swish La where the lady, the lady ship herself in the chair, this old lady. Do you remember that? Oh my god, and the chair was like disgusted. Were you in dish pick because somebody had to clean it and dish I can't remember. I didn't know I was. I was cooking at the time. No, I do remember that though.
There was all of that and they had just sprayed off in the dish pit. The chair. It was like so gross. Was really embarrassed. I think it was Matteia. She grabbed the chair back and she's like, hey, so we're just gonna give us a quick rinse. I know, We're all like, what the fuck. She's like, yeah, that's all her back and I'm like, oh, so disgusting. Man. Sometimes you know, and that's the chicken man old that fucking buttery, that that that oily,
like you know when they use it base in the chicken fat. It's a lot of a lot of grease. It's a lot of fat that they put on that chicken, a lot of fat. Yes, so you know, you just based the crap before you put it in the oven. Fans don't know. It's a Canadian restaurant. That is pretty garbage. Fortunately, I like the Thanksgiving dinners. Well, yeah, if we got I could go off about that fucking horrible restaurant. And they kept changing it. Now
that's just back to the same old just chicken and ribs. He's like, no stir fries or pastas or any things that they were trying to do, Like they we make chicken and ribs. That's the stick. Chicken and ribs. Okay, not that I know of the last time I went there where I had to like work party or some ship, I don't know, the bomb. They had some pretty good stuff and then they're like, no, no, no, we're gonna just stick to what we know best, and
that's that. Uh, flatbreads, the Southwest flatbreads. They're not there really anymore. So Yeah, it's disappointing. Call the Swish lad be like, hello, Hello, do we have it? Do we have enough viewers and followers to get Swish to change policies? You think, No, I don't even know if anybody even cares about swish La anymore. It's literally a place for old people to go to get their chicken and rice, it is. Fortunately the nurse in this story there was a veteran on staff to show her
the ropes sort of. One night, while working in the hospital. Completely overwhelmed with her new job, Ruby had an older nurse come warn her to check on room eight. When she did, she found the patient was in trouble, but was able to help her in time. The nurse the old ladies trying to kill herself. I don't want to fuck it be here anymore. When she did, she found the patient was in trouble. The helpful nurse warned her several more times throughout the evening about the other patients all trying
to kill themselves. I don't know if that's the case, but I feel like once you're why don't You're at a certain point, you know, it's like kind of give up, and then you can sign up for MAID here in Canada, you're sad. I'm gonna make a new ad where it's like you feel depressed? Are you sad because the growing inflation that's caused by your government? Sign up for MAID? You know, the government made your life unlivable, so we're gonna make it unlivable for you. And yeah, the
patients reported that they that they've been checked on by another nurse. When Ruby asked her fellow nurses about this strange helpful woman, she found that stories of Martha, a nurse who helped recent and nurse graduates are grads who still made her rounds on the patients thirty years after her own death. Isn't that? Isn't that creepy? So is everybody aware of this? Weird? So like all the students okay is it sound done? Now? Okay? So anyways,
so we're all that now I will So did all this? Where all the students aware of it? I guess? So? Yeah, you're dead? This is cool whatever? You're with her? All right? She tells you? That shows you the ropes? You know what I mean? Okay, you're dead already? Can you clean up the poopy diapers? Alive or dead? Anyone who helps out nurses when they're overwhelmed, it's definitely worth having a round, you know. That's a very it's a very noble entity.
That's the weird. She's given everybody vaccine so they can join her in the afternoon. Don't you go down? So some people are so devoted to their families that their love carries over even after death. James Lewis Kaffin had a nasty fall and died in nineteen twenty one, leaving behind a wife and four sons. When it came time to read the will, the family found, to their shock that everything was left to the third son. The Dad's like, I only liked you. Okay, out of the whole family, you
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for saving summer Boots with you for life. Bit if it wasn't for the appearance of the ghost A few years later, in nineteen twenty five, the ghost of James began to appear to one of his other sons, assuring him that the will was fake. It turns out that he left everything to the family instead of just one son, but that kid was obviously shady. What followed was sort of a treasure hunt, leading from clue to the next until a new will was It was discovered hidden in an old family bibble a bible.
This will, uh, this will changed everything, and it said that it should be split up between the four sons the ghost had foretold. So somebody was doing some shady, shady ship that third son definitely, like you know when like you're you know, you got an old guy, your your dad's is like dad, he's just in a wheelchair or something like that, and you just like get him to just move his hand to write the will.
I know people have done that though, like that. Oh yeah, what's crazy is that's like I'm'm gonna go on a live and say, fifty percent of all people in this shitty country do sh it like that one nund percent because at the end of the day, right you uh, you could
probably get away with it. If people are supposed to see now and they don't remember, and like, oh, you got to make these changes to your will that wild and then they then they sign it over and then it's like I got all the money now, you know, But how do you live with yourself? Like actually know how yourself? Like literally doing something that shitty to somebody. There's people that kill people and they're like all fine about
it, right, so it's about the sociopaths, but they don't. We're we're in a world now where a lot of people are bred tonally care about themselves, you know, and to look out for themselves and and all that ship and me me, me, give me more and not help because yes, exactly, well we used to back in the day. People used to take care of each other, you know. Now we don't. Now we
just take care of immigrants. With the name like the gray Man, you can always find a way to sneak in with a name like the gray Man, the gray Man? Who did what serial killer? Did they call the gray Man? Do you remember? Starts with an A? His first name Aaron Frank Albert Albert Fish. I'll be remember. I didn't know they called them the man. I don't know. I probably people don't know, go back and listen that episode he shoved He used to stay to massacres so he
liked pain, and he shoved pins in his bum. And then when they tried to electrocute him, uh, the short circuited. The electric chairs are so much metal in his bum. I remember that this sad. This spirit sounds pretty frightening, but in reality, he's probably the best kind to be haunted by, because he just might save your life. No one knows the identity of this South Carolina ghost, but they do know that he has He has good intentions that results in his act that actions can be seen, his
actions can be seen. That he's a he's a good boy. You know, he was a good boy. Made sound scary, but he's a but he's a friendly guy, you know, mister Casper, Casper the friendly ghost. I guess actually, yeah, fuck, you've been showing that the whole time, and I'm just like, I forgot that was a movie. Yeah, it's a movie. A show man. There's like a nineteen forties or fifties show or whatever to help with the kids a lot. Yeah, he was a good boys to help out. But even the movie, the movie's
kind of sad. You know, the dad tries to turn himself into a ghost and ship and at the end like he becomes for some reason. When he's dead, he looks like some cue ball bulbous, like weird ghost. But then his body he's like a little boy when they show him and he comes down the stairs and he's able to have one night with the girl, and it's just like, it's just a it's kind of weird. It's weird that the dad like kills himself and it's like, all right, well,
I want to be a ghost. And then they the ghost trick him into. That's not Disney, is it. No, that was like a Warner Brothers. I don't fucking know something like that. It definitely wasn't. Maybe it was Disney. I don't think it was. I don't remember. You know, they mostly have Casper and Wendy thing when I was a kid because it Hillary Duff. When I was like eight, I was like I had a crush on her around when wan Thus down and whatever the fuck that song
is. I can remember something about raining. It's raining in the video. She's dancing in the rain and when it falls down, stuff happens, don't fall down. I can't get up again. There's so many stories of this legend that's hard to just pick one, but the story seems to go down in a uh and kind of like each time. It's kind of similar. Right before a major storm a serious problem in the coastal regions of South Carolina, the ghostly shape of a young man will appear and warn residence that a
hurricane is coming. You will tell them to leave, get to shelter, and even has been known to guard houses from serious damage. But there are stories of homes remaining untouched when he visits them, even if the surrounding buildings are destroyed. That's a good ghost man. If he's like protecting you from like storms and ship like that, that's kind of great. Is he protecting your property? Yeah? Maybe maybe because he doesn't want to see it go
to shit? Right? Or where was he? Where was he with the hurricane Katrina? Man, come on, you want to go? You think, well, eventually do they eventually have a lifespan? Oh? Yeah, and they lived ten thousand years and then either well they would eventually reincarnate. Right. There's that theory where when you die, everybody don't go towards the light because supposedly reincarnation to slavery, and we're just being used as an energy
source for the reptilians or these dark entities that exist beyond. And supposedly, if you go towards the light, it does go towards a hospital room and then you're constantly reincarning. But if you turn around, you have the whole universe and you can kind of do what you want and you can ascend to a higher level. Supposedly, it's always supposedly because supposedly, supposedly we don't know well, because I'd love to see the interview of somebody backing that with
proof. They'd be like, hey, I'm gonna kill you right quick, and what's gonna happen is there? It's going to be light on one side and dark on another. Go that way. Come back out that Flatliner's movie where they would like they would you know, die, I remember that seconds I have seen that in a while, I wouldn't be I wouldn't probably rewatch that at some point, but like, what a scary thing where you're just trying to reach the other side just to see, and then you kind of
get high off of that feeling because it's you fork and who knows. If you can, you can do things. You know, we got like maybe ten minutes. You go fly around, do some trick somebody. You'll be like hollow Man sucking on titties. You know as well? Remember that remember that movie. Sorry, it's so sketchy. I hate that. I just see my dog running around. I see a bunch of cars moving getting here. Just brayer inside. It's probably fine. He's okay. Yeah. One
of America's most famous presidents is also one of the most famous ghosts. What's one of the most famous presidents? Are they all ridiculously famous? Oh? Lincoln? Yeah, stinking Lincoln. Bro, Lincoln's Ebruary is in everyone's wallet. Yes, he's also gay, do you know that? Okay? Where did that? Like? Who who documented that? Never really listen. He never slept with his wife, supposedly, and he always slept with his homie in the same bed. Maybe he was a sexual, yeah, maybe maybe
he just didn't care. But there's maybe he was scared and his homie was stronger than someone's going to come in here. I need you to say, Well, Lincoln used to wrestle and stuff, Bro, I know he's still a little scaredy cat. He wrestle. Looks he was scared. That's my narrative. He wrestled because he liked to touch other boys. That's also a narrative. Yeah, but yeah, he's supposed to. He never slept with his wife, and he always slept beside his homie in the same bed.
Guy that he was like friends stayed. He's really advocating for those you know, end slavery. But the proclamation, so that it's like the the proclamation and slavery. A proclamation is only a statement. They never wrote into law that slavery was actually illegal. Uh in in in terms of actually legalities. They just learned how to turn everybody into a slave text cattle. That's okay, so that that's Those are two different situations. But yes, no proclamation,
you can't have slaves. No, it is not just a proclamation. It is a bill and a right and an amendment that people have freedom. Now that's what I want a slave. I look this up. Can I own man? Dude? I'm telling you that is written in the law is no man shall own another man. Okay, so it says what I can countries that still have slavery, okay, yeah, I met here slave had facts about slavery. They don't want you to know. Dun dun d We're gonna do that at some point too, so everybody be prepared. I want
to do a human slavery episode. So that'll be fun. I'm gonna go back in history. We can tie into all the slavery. So much slavery. You know when the Irish were enslave where the everyone wasn't slaved at some point in the Autumn Empire, they enslaved a lot of white people. Yeah, so but well, we'll get to it. It'll be a fun time. You know, what a time to be alive. We could be like owing some buddy like your mine, your mind, Edward Jim. Do you
ever wonder what kind of slave owner you would be? Yeah? I like cars. Now. One of the most yeah, famous presidents obviously is Lincoln, and he's supposed to be. He does haunt the Ford Theater supposedly everything is supposedly where he was shot. Lincoln also supposed to be haunts the White House to this day. Not only that, but he has seen by some pretty famous people. Mary Todd Lincoln reports seeing and feeling his presence. That's
what was his wife, and she would do like seances and stuff. Should I talk with him? There was supposed to be a photograph of him watching over her more and it probably is fake. Let's see if we can bring it up. The Lincoln stinking Lincoln, Lincoln ghost, Lincoln ghost. Where is he? That's weird? Oh yeah, yeah, this this photo, this famous photo. He's a famous photo. And I don't know because this could be easily faked. Uh but right here, Uh you see him he's
standing over her supposedly. Oh yeah, I like, and I just feel like somebody faked that she was a frumpy looking ugly woman. Could say the least man whoa time really beat her with a with a stick? Crazy someone did anyway, someone beat her with the ugly stick. But uh, and
like, but who knows? Someone could have faked that, right and then put a super like because they were able to do a little tricks like that with cameras and then gave it to her and then she believes it and she's like, here's like, you know, a thousand shillings whatever fucking money they had back then, you know, because that that was definitely a thing.
Menually, when we talked about the Fox Sisters, which were notorious two notorious women that were like with fake like seances and you know how I do little methods to trick people because it was a big booming thing. Even though I do believe there's in such thing as hauntings and ghosts and other things realities, there was definitely people that took advantage of that. The idea of the ectoplasm thing that we talked about where people thought they were faking these photos and then
people believe it and a reason like cheese cloth and snot or whatever. Oh you got the Ghostbusters that again to bring it back to them, they're the ones that made that dig Like nobody ever knew but ectoplasma talked about anything until Ghostbusters did it. Yeah, but they were doing it back in the day, remember the nineteen twenties thirties, Like there was photographs of people faking it supposedly I suppose to fading faking ectoplasm. I guess it wasn't. It was
only called sorry, it was only called ectoplasm from Ghostbusters. They called it. They called the ghost plasma or some shit like that back in the day. So she supposed to be saw her husband watching others. That photograph of him watching over her more than that at Winston Churchill, Teddy Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt and many other White House staff has seen his ghost or felt him watching, and a few have even had conversations with him. It's like, I
might even mistake shouldn't have been fine. He's like really racist. I love that too. It's just like last time we talked about that where it's like, uh, anytime anyone says they've had a conversation or done something and then it's like, what did you hear? And it's the most out dude in the fucking world. He's like, I heard things someone told me. I'm supposed to be on my schizophrenia pilot, but I forgot them last week.
Do you know where Lincoln wanted to send uh the black slaves when they freed them. Actually, he wanted to send him back to Africa. And it's just like they've been here for like generations. They have no connection to Africa then, like where they were from being there. But he was like, he's like, we gonta send them all back, you know. It's just like we're like, I don't I don't know family there anymore. You guys took me away. My black uncle sold me into slavery, and I'm over
here and I don't know him anymore. He sold me. That's at which is so crazy about it was a big misunderstanding. What I mean, I don't an evening where British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, that war criminal took a long, hot bath while relaxing with a Scotch and a cigar after genociding people, because that's what he did. Churchill is not a nice guy. Wasn't a nice guy. They frame him in this like, oh, he was this great leader he got in during the war and then he did he was
bombing the living shit out of people and did not care. He killed way more people than the Germans did and was a ruthless war criminal. In my opinion, if you actually dig into a lot of the history, and it's finny, that's it's based on who writes the story of how we view certain people, right and especially him, He's like looked upon us this great guy. He wasn't a great guy. He was a warmongering fuckhead. So that's what I call him. When he got to the bathtub, he walked to
the adjoining bathroom naked. He had his little dude dad just hanging out there. He was I don't know how he got into the bath. That guy's a big, fucking, monstrous fat man. And he caught a glimpse of Lincoln when he got into the bath. It just all overflows. There's like no water left. He got he got a glimpse of Lincoln's ghost stand there by the fireplace, which is crazy, and he's kind of like just he looks down. You know, Lincoln's also naked. You know, Lincoln's guy's
logout. He's a good evening mister, President Churchill be poorly said, you seem to have me at a disadvantage, so weird. Lincoln smiled softly. Lincoln smiled softly as if he was laughing, and then disappeared. Churchill smiled and embarrassment. So Lincoln's like, nice tiny dick there, bro, And then he just like flip faded away. But why would he tell anybody that conversation? Yeah, Lincoln's like, yo, bro, I see uh,
I see, I see you got little dick. Many builds up. Lincoln shows his log you know, that's funny, splitting trees with that thing. They said, Oh no, that was was not said that. Who said that? Who said what that he saw his tiny know that he was splitting trees with it? That was? That was? What's the other famous one with the goofy haircut. We all know him, the freemason Washington, Washington. Didn't he and he split tree? Didn't he like cut down trees or
some ships? The famous story, No Lincoln service near me? Lincoln tree service? Was it Lincoln? That Lincoln in the cherry tree? Oh? Yeah, because he's like, I would never tell a lie. You know, you remember that Lincoln's tree story turns into a tall taiale. Interesting wouldn't tell a lie, he said that. Yeah, he wouldn't tell the truth exactly. You just say, you say you never lie, and then you just lie. They don't know, she don't know. It's like calling anyone
anti Semitic that doesn't agree with your genocide sometimes spirits. It's crazy what people can get away with it. They're like, you can't say anything bad about us. We were victims, like fucking almost one hundred years ago. Now, we were the victims of the kay We have an excuse. We just want to we want to destroy the entire Third world and then sending it to
everyone else's backyard. So we can have it all for ourselves, so we can erect the Tower of Babel and bring back Babylon, because that sure seems like what they're doing. Sometimes spirits seem to get so attached to a house they refuse to leave, but they still welcome others to visit, you know. One such case is that of Molly Woodriffe and her home in Memphis. Uh, Tennessee is Tian, I think right, Tennessee. Molly lived in a house all over life, got married in it. She eventually died there
too. Once the house became a museum, people started to notice that there was a friendly spirit about. She was given a gentle directions to Darsian's. Oh so the people like she would give directions how people should arrange the furniture and stuff like that when they were like moving in as it was originally set up. And in her day, you know, she's like, it would be annoying you're moving into a house. Okay there, Bud, Yeah,
fucking hate that he's doing that right now. Just be like, wait, bro bowing the dirt around the house and Chloe's fine, She'll be fine. Tell him the watcher should be fine. He will get worried She's like, you're always worried, worried for her. Of course you canna be Okay, no, come down. I know me and Brett were talking about coming up to visit you. Brett wants to take a I was like, when and
where? Even if it is next year, like a fifteen ye, if you book the flight like two months in advance, it'll be like two hundred bucks a round trip. That's not bad. Fucking we don't want to take down brettstapocalyp truck you got to do in the summer though. You hate winners down here. I'm sure I would. And it's this would be this would be an annoying ghost. You have some fucking bitch name Molly, and she's like, put the couch over here. It's like, no, I want
over there. It's like, fucking do it. She just moves it. She picks up over her head. You know. She would would check up on guests occasionally, clean things and relax on the beds, though she never messes them up. Weird. She was a perfect spiritual guest as well as a perfectly ghostly hostess. Uh that employees are happy to have among them. So she was kind of hanging out and you know, she'd be like,
put it here and this is so interesting. Are these stories even real or or is this just like a fun thing that they're like, Yeah, he's made this up. So we get visitors to this place, you know, because there's that too. Eventually, I was debated on doing We'll be getting into a house or at the house we're beginning and we're getting into a ghostly house. We'll be getting into uh an episode based on the original Conjuring movie at some point, and it's it's fairly interesting and I'm hoping that me,
you and Aaron can throw it together. That's what we're gonna try to do uh today. But I was like, friendly ghosts sounds fun, and uh, it's it's the idea. You know, the Warrens, the people that the Conjuring was based off of, they were probably some of the stuff they experienced and went through might have been real, but they were definitely kind of scammers and they made money off of it, and only maybe some of their
stories could be true. But there's a lot of fraudulent stuff going on with those those guys, those those two you know, you can make money. That's free money too, right, Yeah, And it's you know what, I'm not above making up a ghost story to to make some money. I know you'll sell your underwear on the fucking internet, So why has nobody inquired about that again? So we just did the Dark Web episode not too long ago. I put it out there that I will piss on underwear and sell
for fifty wants and nobody, nobody. You gotta you gotta pretend to be like you gotta like we're like uh, you know Japanese anime like the Skirt and like Sailor, and then you gotta do those like weird like well like when they were the NPC kind of characters and like tell you like the Japanese Chick and then some of the Wyatt and Japan. But you got you gotta buy, you gotta what's that thing called the vent? You gotta buy a veting machine and then you gotta gotta put it in and then where where do
they put these vending machines? Like are they just like the weird like stores and stuff like that. But you just see your local convenience be like, hey, you're buying a pack of smokes. Be like underwear, there will be a picture of the girl that pete in the panties. Oh god. So all you have to do is you just have to fake it. To make it, You just gotta put a little picture with it of some like
get a bunch of Japanese chicks and then keep it with the underwear. And then they smell it and they think that it's the scent of this, you know, is probably the young Japanese chick, and then it's uh, it's actually a man's peep. But they will Why would they know the difference. That's so weird, man, it's so weird. They want poop stains, not pissed. You got a poop in there? Now? How do you
know that? Dutch? Yeah, many spirits haunt houses to protect him, and while Avery of the Pink Palace in Louisiana might be doing just that. The Pink Palace, man, So I call the puns. Yeah, do you call your do you call your girls? With giant in the Pink Palace? You should do that going inside your pink palace tonight. Uh? Okay.
He also protects those who live in it. Avery has been described as a Southern gentleman, well kept and properly attired, appears to to help those who are in danger when and he appears to people who are in danger and shows up. And when a developer turned the mansion into apartments in the seventies, reports started coming in that spirit appearing right before disaster struck. One woman was frightened out of her bathroom just before a stone was thrown through a window
that might have killed her. Who's throwing those stones? Man? The ghost is throwing the stone. So and then he saves her to appear like he's the good guy. You know, you gotta trick him. Fake it to make it, bro Residents in the Kitchen have been warned of impending fires right before they broke out. And the you know, the the paid arsonists burning down Canada to justify their climate change. So you gotta do faked amake it like seven different avenues on right now, Fake it to make it. Man.
You're like the world's on fire. Climate change is a huge problem. And then you're like, just got like some match sticks. You're like, look look over there, it's fucking on fire. Well why do you fucking can't gasoline? Sir? Oh it's it's it's for my protest. I don't like gasoline cars, so I'm just gonna burn them with a gasoline. They got it like, well, the forest fires are bad, but yeah, no, I got you. There's not a lot of seventy are they claiming
all that just from climate change? That's what they're trying to do. But then they find out and they investigate that seventy eighty percent of forest fires are created by arsonists, and then you know, it brings people closer to the city it's happening. And Alberta there was a there was four fires started in
like a day. People were like, this is really sketchy, and all these different parts all at the same time, even though the ground is still wet and there's no indication that they would have been started on its own. And then even there's there's crazy because there's trees that insulate like the forest and actually stop the forest fires from spreading. I can't remember what the trees called.
And they've been cutting those trees down like crazy. So because there's a way free that doesn't that insulates it and stops the fire because it is true, true facts, man, they've been cutting them down. Google Search, I don't know. Google is owned by black Rocks. I don't know how much you're gonna find. But what trees stops fire? You know they use those lasers pew pew. Man, Oh they do have fire resistant trees. Yeah, and they so weird. Yeah, so it's it's it's all.
It's all a skim, right, you got to push people towards the cities. They're making a fifteen minute city in Edmonton. I think it's all. There's alan. I wish I could share my screen right now. I just clicked on a random image. It's like solution to climate crisis, dot that dot, stop burning these trees. Yeah, it's true, and it's all over. We're good. And while the Coe two gets sucked in by the
trees, you know, they love it and it suck it. Without CO two, we don't have we don't have anything, right, we don't have life. You know, it's pretty crazy. And they said, oh that we're gonna be under ice. Oh no, no, their minds, the pollution, all the ozone layer, what happened to that? Remember when we were kids? Hold it off fucking and you know now, and it's crazy. It's so funny that the people that, yeah, I know, or
does it not exist the way they said it did? The thing is too it's just like, it's funny because all those people that don't believe in keemtrails off off off Tangent, and then it's just like or like you know, them being able to manipulate the weather. And then Dubai admitted it like, oh, we fucking cloud seated too much and it caused this fucking horror, horrific storm. If you did you get any footage from that ship, it
it looked wild man crazy hurricane storm. And they admitted in their papers and on their news channels that they cloud seeded and it disrupted everything and caused these massive rain storms that was like fucking up everything. The airport was like underwater almost not good. Is this about friendly ghosts still or are we just tangenting? That's true, Tangent. That's what I do. We need to have a we need to get airing on here. Sometimes we just need to do
a full on ran episode. I'll bring up really fucked up news articles. Sentence went into I'll be for Patreon, everybody, so make sure to subscribe to the Patreon. There's a lot of fun stuff already on there. When a developer turned the mansion into an apartment in the seventies, reports started coming in. Then a spirit it was appearing right before the disaster struck this Avery guy. One woman was frightened out of her bathroom just before a stone.
I said that that the stone was thrown through the window almost killed her. Residents, they they warned about impending fire right before they broke out, And uh, you know it's crazy because nearly every time there was about to be some sort of accident, Avery manifest to keep those who live in the old house, this old house from harm. It keeps them safe. That's nice, isn't that nice? That's nice to them, you know. So we
need him. We need him in Canada. I warned everybody. He's like pointing out the ars and the guy said hey, and he like drops his can like that's what wasn't mean? What do you mean? It's like that guy did it. Man, this fucking ghost ghost Avery. He's a good boy. You have me saying that stupid shit. You often hear about ghosts and Gettysburg. We've kind of talked about that. That's an older episode that me and Anton covered. You often hear about the ghosts and Gettysburg. You
know, I mean Anton kind of covered that. We talked about the civil war and there's a lot of like war brings ghosts. I'm sure, I'm sure Afghanistan just has a fucking shitload of ghosts, you know, going alac bar, You're like, what the fuck was that shit? But like, I'm sure, and the thing is or it's this resident. We always talked about this like the energy, right, the idea that it's like because of the trauma that's inflicted in that reality at that time in place that it kind
of is stuck there. They're not actually intelligent ghosts. It's like an imprint in time. Because that's a lot of times I feel like what goes the people guns going off, where it's just a traumatic imprint into the reality and then it carries on into our current reality, you know, weird, so it's consistent as one, you know, the bloodies battles of the nation.
However, one of the most notable ghosts that came out of Getty's Burg isn't even that of a soldier Genie also known as also called Genie Genie there, it's j j E n n i E or also called uh yeah j E n n i E, also called g I n n y jinny j J. Yeah wad Wade. Wade was a midwife during the time of the Civil War who big bread for the soldiers every morning. One morning, however, she was struck by a stray bullet and died. It was, yeah, it's every day, man, that's a lot of how many soldiers? I
know, it's a lot of bread. You know what else she's doing too, though? Yeah? Gang bangs, man, gang bangs and soldiers. You look so white, man, I I don't know what you did to my filter. You like white. You're filtering over me right now? For sure. It said she was buried with bread dose steel on her hands. That bitch loved to bake. Man was yeah, when they when they when they buried her, they buried her in a loaf of bread. It's like a big croissant. All the maggots will get at you. It's true.
After that day, the story goes that the ghost continues to appear. People say they smell bread baking as the spirit passes, and they can even hear her kneading dough. What does that sound like? Yeah, it's not. It's not a pleasant sound when she It sounds like I was whacking off. When she appears, it is often, uh said that people like she appears to people who are sad or grieving much as a trained medic wood, and she smiles at them and tries to comfort them in their hour of need.
She just here, she's just hearing a big bread and ease your nerves, not to send you shrieking away. So she's a fun one. You know, it's baking. I wouldn't mind that one around. I'd be right. But when they mean baking her bread, they mean that she's fingering herself. That's a code word in the corner, just kneading her dough. Get it, you're fucking unhinged today. A little this happens in the morning. Fucking Jesus, there's some like times I record the air and I'm drinking like a
Caesar at fucking ten in the morning. He's Ireland five hours ahead. Uh So this is our last story of the evening. Turn the leads down low, yeasting it all up for y'all. Get it? That's Gross's disgusting? Is that what he fucking said? Yeah, that's disgusting. Dutch, way to go over the line, Dutch, fucking gross man. If you got yeast infections, you gotta get that checked out. You gotta eat healthy, you gotta do something. Some's not some's not right down there, you know.
She want to throw up. Why we still don't carry on? Some ladies like it's not life. Oh it is your fault when this well, this story may be grim, the ghost in question certainly was helpful. In eighteen ninety seven, a young woman at Elva Sir, Elva Yeah, Elva Zona, Wow, she has a long name, Elva's Zona Hester's shoe, Elva Zona Hester Shoe is her name, was found dead in her home. Her husband grieved, her mother mourned, and everyone was sad about her passing
from what appeared to be complications from a pregnancy. The story could have easily ended there, but Elva wasn't gonna let her rest. Over the next few weeks, Elva's mutter Ben Mutter, her mother, began to see her diseased daughter and her dreams. Her daughter told her that the death had not been natural and that her husband, Edward's Shoe, was really to blame. It was Edward, always Edward. He probably did it. And so what did
you do after him? Hmmm, that's weird, that's weird, denied, So what did you do after, so she obviously the the ghost said he broke her neck, snapped her like a yeah, and she had been a she she had been abusive before, and that they must have caught him for her murder, or that they they that he's been he's been abusive, he's an abusive boy, and that they must catch him for her murder, somehow believing that the story, The authorities exhumed the body to find the neck was
broken and the windpipe had been collapsed. They didn't check beforehand, what did they? She died then they just like threw in the dirt as soon as they possibly could. Like the husband's like, no, she's gone, Well we haven't seen your wife in a while, or she she died, how she died all the pregnancy, She died because the baby, the baby did it. The baby killed her and he just like tossed her in the back. Why did you have a Why was there a six foot deep fucking hole
a week before she died? That you were I have no idea, totally coincidental. I'm just planning. I'm just planning the garden, you know. I put yeah, I put all my trees, I start them six feet deep. So like in two three years they break through the ground. It's all good. That's where I want to. I want to you know how you can be made into like you can put like they put your body like a sack underneath a tree, and then you can grow, and then you
plant a tree. You can grow with the tree. That's how I want to go out. I want to become my cilium. I want to become the one with the Your tree would die before it even got like past knee heights. This is what it could be. This decrepit tree. You start growing into fucking mushrooms. That's what I want. I want to become a mushroom. I want to become one with the mycilium. They supposedly mushrooms talk to each other. Man, it's pretty wild. They say like seven words
to each other, oh at a time. How the hell did we find that out? I don't know, some scientific bullshit. After more investigation, uh, Sue was found guilty for the murder the man Edward U, sending us to a life in prison. This was uh uh you know, it was to be the only time a ghost testimony had ever been used in a conviction of a murderer. So they use ghosts, like this ghost told me in my dreams that he murdered her, and then that's they caught him.
Man, they got him, They got him good. Where's wife? And they got him good? You know, pretty crazy. I have all the ghosts, Which one would you rather have the most? Which one is that? Probably the I like the one that cleans and like, yeah, I like that one. You want the maid, Yeah, that would be kind of nice. That'd be sick like you just like leave whatever fucking mess you
want and carry on, turn around, be like it's all nice. It'd be kind of It would be kind of nice to have like a leprechaun, you know, fix your shoes and clean him and ship or find the gold. Yeah, yeah, that one actually, that was probably my favorite. But you gotta have gold somewhere, right, You gotta like almost like the pirate ghost, you know, get that booty, you know, get that booty. Sure, it's time for fun. Fa that day, Jesus, you pull you pulled it on to me too quick. One second, Billy's
looking for us. I hope everybody had fun with this. It is supposed to be a fun time before we start getting some really dark, dark shit. Conspiracy wise, I got serial killers lined up. We have a bunch of fun stuff. We have stuff about Yeah, there's some depth subjects that is going to be interesting for all to hear. We have UFOs coming up. We have serial killers, true crime, cattle mutilation, aliens. We have stuff in the pipeline. So be prepared. Pay attention, listen up.
Five star rate in reviews. You know what to do? Petrichor? Okay, you know what that is? No, do you? It's literally the like the smell of rain has a fucking word And that's kind of cool because it's just a fun fact. It's kind I like it. It's kind of cool. I think it's cool. It's called petri kor and it's when it rains, like mixes in with the you're finding a shy little fucking ooo. Yeah, there it is. That's cool for facts. You didn't know it, and now you do? You have any other That was a ship
one man? Fine? I thought it was cool, but whatever, let's go fuck myself. Tell me the average UH. The average IQ in UH in East India India Nice ranks India ranks one forty three with seventy six point twenty four average IQ. Oh yeah, I'm honest chart. Wow, Japan's got the smartest people. That's it was that any Canada's ninth. That's not bad. We're not we're not doing We're doing okay. Switzerland man number two at the smartest the highest IQ. But you can't it's like Nobel Prize ranking.
It's like you can't fucking you can't say that. Ahaha. Israel's at twenty two, you dumb fox. That's so funny. Singapore is at the bottom with twenty five, Poland's twenty one, Norway's nineteen. Uh, there's no America. America's not on Oh yeah there. Wow, United States is fourth. I'm surprised because there's a lot of dumb fucking people in the United States. Man, it's AQ test too, Like those don't really match up
the way you think. No, it doesn't. And like the thing is, if you think you're smart because you got a fucking bullshit degree in like gender ideology, you're like, oh, fucking the like whatever, because there's like the dumbest the things you can get and then it has your name on it, like I'm this smart, you know, and even though those people are retarded, you know, you only know what you're taught right. So if you're taught to believe that a schooling system is uh, you know,
to be educated. But then if you're being educated by nonsense, uh, then you're you got a degree nonsense. You know. That's why I think it's fine people rate their their intelligence by Like I went to university for fucking what man, what'd you go to university for? For computer sciences? And you can't turn on a computer? Yeah? Business, and then you don't have a business. You don't know how to run a business. You know, can't work a hard day in your life. Fuck those fucking communists.
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