Welcome to the Winter of our Cris(tin Milioti)-Content. This episode took almost 400 years to make. We'd like to thank Andy Samberg. And Your Mother. Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! Advertise on The Baby-Sitters Club Club via Gumball.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 05, 2024•1 hr 3 min
One of the juiciest Chris-es this side of "Puffin Rock" AND a fellow podcaster in one movie means that the boys will have to muster the performance of a lifetime to do this delightful film justice. And boy, do they deliver. Prepare to meet Sir Edwin Chastity, an incredible new character who will doubtless be an enduring legacy of this year in podcasting. Music credits: "Spooky Night," by Gentle Jammers “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscri...
Jan 29, 2024•57 min
This week's Chris-es are Messina and (ever-so-briefly) Pine. Blink and you miss 'em, but we really do need to catch them all. We also need to check for Hobbits, rant, self-righteously, about how content was better in the aughts, and dramatically improve a wedding poem. Lots of work to do, so hop in! (Also, we're mustard bros this week. Probably best to warn you up front.) Music credits: "Afternoon Tea," by AG Soundtrax "Fantasy," by _Blacksmith "Winter," by bd Productions “Typewriter Blues,” by ...
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 10 min
Remember when we did Swiftmas, and the time when Jack was at Grandma’s so we did one about Puffin Rock too? WELL F**KING FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THAT BECAUSE WE NEED TO FIND THAT ENERGY WE HAD WHEN ARBITER TANNER WENT MISSING AND ARBITER JACK CAME BACK RIDING THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE TO WHISK US AWAY TO SAVE HIM. Remember how pulse-pounding that was? This is the exciting conclusion! We also watched Chris Pratt in something. Ghost Draft, I think. Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme mu...
Jan 08, 2024•50 min
Here’s wishing that you thrive and find happiness in the new year. And even though we’ve all made it to 2024 together, it’s important to remember how we got here and why we’re still doing this. Our passion and our drive is only part of the equation. It’s you, our loyal audience, that keeps us going week in and week out. Thank you for everything. A happy and healthy new year from us, Puffin Rock power-rankers Pingo and Ringo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 01, 2024•47 min
Merry Swiftmas, y'all! As is traditional during Swiftmas, we will be celebrating Taylor by enjoying her hit 2010 film, "Valentine's Day." Any and all holidays that conflict with this fun, festive, family tradition will be summarily canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 25, 2023•59 min
Now is (continues) the winter of our "Chris" content, made funner by the "Chris" from "Civil War." Y'all are going to need your "Ghosted" names for this one, so start thinking about that now! But before you get too excited — there's no easy way to say this, but, well ... the number of ghosts in this movie is probably not the number of ghosts that you're expecting. Don't worry — we're here for you. Music credits: "Winter," by bd Productions "Medieval Fantasy," by CineMedia "All Saints Day," by Mu...
Dec 18, 2023•57 min
Now is the winter of our "Chris" content, made gloriously dumber by the "Chris" from Thor. That's right, folks, it's a brand new content block to warm our hearts all through this bitter winter! So strap in and settle down for the very first "Chris" of the season: Hemsworth? "Kris"ten Stewart? Or is it multiple "Chris"es for the price of just one absolutely unhinged Charlize Theron?! This movie is bonkers. Music credits: "Winter," by bd Productions "Medieval Fantasy," by CineMedia "Summer Sport R...
Dec 11, 2023•1 hr 5 min
The October Hunt for the Hunks of the Hunt for Red October comes to a dramatic conclusion with the biggest hunk-hunting expedition ever mounted. Music credits: "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio "Hopeful," by Wave Music Studio "Sad Emotional Piano," by Olexandr Ignatov “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at Bit.ly/RattlesnakeJake! Advertise on The Baby-Sitte...
Dec 04, 2023•52 min
Please join us for the Hanksgiving armistice, where we take a break from hunting hunks and give thanks for Hanks. And also for Meg Ryan. Then, as is Hanksgiving tradition, we'll be generating our Sleepless in Seattle names and writing some moving "Dad Personals," in the event that our sons ever need to call into a radio show to advertise our personal qualities to listeners. And next week, we'll go back to hunting the hunks we shared this beautiful moment with. That's just how this dirty business...
Nov 27, 2023•57 min
This week, the Hunk Hunters step back and give space to an incredible independent creator. This deep dive into the troubled nation state of Genovia, and the powerful artistic movement inspired by the political turmoil at its heart, will challenge and empower you. But don't worry, we'll get our hunk in the end: It's Chris Pine's Jack Ryan, and he's trying to marry Anne Hathaway so his uncle can be princess! Music credits: "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio "Nu Metal," by Stereo Co...
Nov 20, 2023•53 min
A hunk-hunting operation at the edges of deep space goes terribly wrong when hunk from The Hunt for Red October Sam Neill falls in love with a spaceship in this hilarious, heartwarming, "eyes-optional" romance about Morbius, Starck, Cooper, and the hunks from outer space! Music credits: "Science Fiction," by Sawtooz "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCC...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 1 min
We really stepped in it this week, folks. We went into this scenario half-cocked, landed right in the soft part of a hunk nest, and the cap popped CLEAN OFF. You should have seen it. Never been so many hunks in one place at one time. Like one of those popping videos on TikTok. But, we’ll just do what we always do: chop wood and carry water. Which is to say, we’ll get out there and do our jobs and apprehend all these escaped hunks from 1988’s “Working Girl” before you even know it’s a problem, be...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 2 min
We may have lost the entire city of Paris this week, but we sure as heck found our hunk—it's Ben Affleck('s Jack Ryan) and he's busy trying to put animal crackers down people's underpants. That's right—the hunt for the hunks of The Hunt for Red October continues ... in space! Music credits: "Hail to the Chief," by Orchestralis "The President," by Florews Music "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon a...
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr
Did you know that a human being can speed run the entire 1991 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves NES game in under 30 minutes? Yeah, we thought it would be a lot shorter too. Don’t worry — Tanner and Mr. Butt also have plenty to say about the scintillating movie it’s based on! Music credits: "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio "That Cyberpunk," by Paul Velchev "Cyberpunk," by Lumen Media "Technology Sci Fi," by Alex Shulgin “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Ca...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 5 min
The October Hunt for the hunks of the film the Hunt for Red October continues this week as we go for the meatiest part of the hunk: the tender Alec Baldwin(’s Jack Ryan). The movie, and by extension episode, is largely about people in their 60-70s having sex, so if that’s “your thing,” you’ll be right at home. Music credits: "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon...
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you woke up tomorrow and the 2004 film "Wimbledon," starring Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst, never existed? Are you prepared to experience, in painstaking detail, the precise horror of that alternate universe? Because we're about to take you there, and the world might never be the same. Music credits: "Epic Battleship Soundtrack," by Snow Music Studio “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to ou...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Like all beautiful things, the Summer of Sandra must finally die, but what a ride it's been! And what a way to send it off — with a wide-reaching and exhaustive discussion of the live action Ninja Turtles film TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. (N.B. This episode may also contain occasional mentions of Sandra Bullock's first major feature film, "Love Potion No. 9.") Music credits: “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey "Breaking News," by Leto Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscr...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 5 min
This week, the boys attempt to answer a particularly thorny set of questions, like, "Why didn't they call it 'Horse Box'"? And, "Why are the creatures so beautiful?" And, "Why won't you all just take off your blindfolds already? The creatures are beautiful. It's going to be fine!" Music credits: "Eerie Suspense Ambient," by AZ Studio “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and support the show at B...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr
Emergency transmission from the near future! Please respond by Lakehousing me a letter if you get this. It's me, Lakelyn – or McKayla, depending on when you knew me. Look, names got complicated after the collapse, alright? Anyways, I've hijacked this podcast feed (sorry, not sorry) to send you all a desperate message from 30-40 years from now: DO NOT LET TANNER GREENRING GET HIS HANDS ON ANY KIND OF STOCK REPORT OR SPORTS ALMANAC. Oh and has anyone seen my time bubble? I can’t remember when I le...
Sep 11, 2023•54 min
Happy Labor Day! We'll be back next week with more Strange Bedfellows, but in the meantime, we're unlocking a Patreon episode for you to enjoy. To support our show, and get a new Patreon episode each week, visit patreon.com/bsccpodcast. Get in on the ground floor for the exciting, dynamic, and utterly outrageous "Just the Ten of Us" RPG! It's all your favorite characters like The Bone Lord, King Lubbock, and Daughter #3 in an immersive new gameplay experience that you won't want to miss! --- Sup...
Sep 04, 2023•43 min
Don't worry – the producers sat down with Tanner before the recording of this episode and had a constructive talk with him about how much people love the movie and how important it is to be sensitive and thoughtful about the sad parts in it. It took us a few takes to get this absolutely perfect, but we think everyone will be very happy with the final product. Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey "Sweet & Sentimental Acoustic," by Pink Zebra Special than...
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 4 min
“Hilda Doolittle” – Jack Shepherd, Strange Bedfellows The Summer of Sandra has gone extraterrestrial with 2013’s “Gravity,” or as we like to call it, “Speed 3: Speed 2 in Space” (”Speed 2” being “Speed” in a boat, and “Speed” being “Die Hard” on a bus.) We wanted to see how hard it could actually be to survive a “Gravity,” so we decided to do one on Tanner this week. It’s an audio nightmare! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-shepherd8/support Learn more about...
Aug 14, 2023•51 min
Coven-up, team! Witches are real, and it's time for us to find our very own Amas Veritas! Just pray that your one true love is not Mark Feuerstein, because that dude is going to get merc'd so hard, and it's going to be entirely our faults. The scintillating Summer of Sandra continues with a pitcher of Midnight Margaritas ... and a whole lot of Practical Magic! Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 "Romantic Guitar," by Heart Drum Machine "Wedding Song," by Phil Larson “Typewriter Blues,” by...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Eighteenth-century British novelist Daniel Defoe stars in this scintillating sequel to the hit movie "Speed," in which they cut all the good parts out of "Speed" and added some leeches. This week, we're focus-grouping what people want out of the movie, be-bettering a blurb, and adding a much-needed exploding tanker ship to the sensational Summer of Sandra! Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys fo...
Jul 31, 2023•58 min
Grab a pen, a bikini, and an FBI badge, because we're all going undercover this week to catch a killer at the big beauty pageant! If we can figure out how to fill out these applications, that is. Also, there's a bee in the studio and it's trying to put an end to the Summer of Sandra. Please send help! Music credits:"Summer Sport Rock," by 331 "Salut d'amour, Op. 12," by Edward Elgar "In a Dubstep," by FAS Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme musi...
Jul 24, 2023•59 min
Get out your modems, your IBM 701 laptop with the butterfly keyboard, and ... unfortunately, your hankies, because we're going to be doing an equal amount of l33t haxoring and ugly crying today. That's right, the #SummerOfSandra has a body count now ... Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 "Funeral March," by Allen Grey "Memorial," by Nuclear Metal "Silent Tears," by Purple Planet "Sad Funeral Song," by Fugu Vibes "Funeral," by Alex Bird "Choir Angels," by _Blacksmith_ Special thanks to Ba...
Jul 17, 2023•58 min
The epic #SummerOfSandra continues with a heartwarming, hilarious love story for the ages — starring our heroine and the Green Lantern himself — that some people who will remain nameless are too pigheaded and uncultured to properly appreciate. With Betty White. And Oscar. Don't forget to use the hashtag #Meatballs! Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 "Motivational Inspiring," by Clean Mind Sounds “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscr...
Jul 10, 2023•49 min
Pop Quiz, Hotshots: How many buses explode in the movie "Speed," starring Sandra Bullock, Keāno, and Dennis Hopper from "Speed"? We'll do our best to answer, but we're pretty busy trying to keep this podcast humming along at just over 50 miles an hour, because if we slow down for even a second, things could go horribly, horribly ... Oh God. Music credits: "Quiz," by Positive Sound "Speed," by Loops Lab “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscri...
Jul 03, 2023•51 min
It's Boyzone/Dadzone this week, and it's also the exciting premiere of a brand-new content block called Summer of Sandra! Whether you're listening for the spectacular #SummerOfSandra snippets or the neat and nifty #NeedForSpeed nuggets, there's plenty here for everyone, so strap in! Also, Tanner apparently doesn't know what Sleeping Beauty is. Music credits: "Summer Sport Rock," by 331 Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music! Subscribe to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast and s...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 4 min
