You meet someone in front of some sculpture of a dragon, and you're like, hey, woman in a doctor Sue's hat, want to like have sex now here in the dirt, like because otherwise I'll never see you again, because there's seventy thousand people here. And the girl in the doctor Sue's hat would like say nothing because he was super high, and then I would continue on in my journey.
Now, I'm sure most of you are familiar with the concept of Catharsis. You know, the idea that if we watch someone else's tragedy, that we, as the viewer, experience and emotional cleansing or purification. And I've always thought it was weird that that more people aren't familiar with ecstasis, which is Catharsis's cooler, hotter sister. Now, extacis is the feeling of total immersion of being. You know, time slows down and everything clicks. It suddenly feels like everyone's breath
and heartbeats are synchronized for a few moments. I mean extacist literally means to stand outside one sells, and we experience this when we see a life changing piece of art or theater, or if we're at the stadium and we see a buzzerbeat or a walk off Homer, and twenty thousand people stand up screaming in elation together. You know, I firmly believe that it's the reason why techno music
is so popular. And Burning Man is the epicenter of extasis because if Burning Man was just a camping trip in the desert where people did drugs and danced around naked, it wouldn't explain the positive mental health effects that Berner's experience for months after they return home. There's something much deeper and profound going on there. I think it's the extasis. Now.
My friend Madison Perry knows all about extasis. Madison is a two time Grand Slam winner for the Moth and he decided to grace our humble podcast with his funny, heartfelt experience in the black rock desert for Burning Man. I'm Will Sandy Crack McFadden and this is hashtag Storytime brought to you by iHeartRadio.
For anyone listening that doesn't know, Burning Man is this sort of counter culture festival that takes place one hundred miles from Reno on this salt flat where there's just nothing but desert. For miles and like seventy thousand people go there at once and turn this flat, empty desert into like a tense city with all these camps and things to do and art exhibits, and people dance and do drugs and do art and make love and meditate and do yoga, and it's just like this kind of
hippie party festival thing. And so when I went, I was about thirty. I had recently been dumped by my longtime girlfriend who I lived with, and I was like, I'm gonna go to Burning Man. But I wasn't going to like heel or transcend or like learn capuera. I was going to have sex like I'd seen pictures, beautiful women scantily clad. It seems like a very sexual vibe, and I'm just like, I'm gonna have weird desert sex.
I want to get sand places sand shouldn't go. I want to like make love to a woman wearing a wolf mask, both literally and metaphorically, Like this is my goal. As I drove out to the desert.
I'm glad that you were honest with yourself with your goal. I feel like a lot of people, you know, have different lies that they're telling themselves when they go out there, that that is there true you know, motive, and they're saying, but like, no, I want to find myself. It's like, no, you're going for weird freaky wolf sex.
Yeah. Yeah, that's what we all, that's what most of us want anyway, deep down, freaky wolf sex.
Yeah.
And so like it takes a long time to drive there, and you're waiting this long line to get in, and the whole time I'm thinking about it, and like, I kind of it just seemed like such a sexual place I imagined, like when I would get there, they would like check me in and they'd be like, did you bring your penis and the like, yeah, it's packed, and they'd be like, perfect, Just head that way, you'll see a pile of naked, horny women waiting for the sex the hair. Just go
that way until I see a sex pile. They'd be like, yep, sex pile. Can't miss it, Like that's this is how it works here. So I went in with like very high expectations about the quantity and quality of sex I would be having. And I got there and it was not as easy to get laid as I had imagined it was. It was like very difficult for me. I like could not make it happen. And part of the problem is like when you're there, there's no cell phone or internet or dating apps. Like I was dating a
lot at this point. I would use the apps, like that's pretty good at dating and getting dates. But it was like there, it's like now or never. Like you meet someone in front of some sculpture of a dragon, and you're like, hey, woman in a doctor Seue's hat, want to like have sex now here in the dirt, like because otherwise I'll never see you again, like because there's seventy thousand people here. And the girl in the doctor Seue's hat would like say nothing because she was
super high. And then I would continue on in my journey. And it's and and like there was a girl who was in the camp because you kind of camp with a group of people and you have your little place you sleep and place you eat and activities and and and I got along with this one girl, but she was like, I don't look and I'm not trying to hook up with anyone in the camp, Like I think it's just you know, don't eat where you shit kind of thing. And so like even at this hedonistic desert festival.
This girl is following HR protocols. I was like, this is not what I expected at all. There was a couple of times I came close to having sex. I danced with this one girl for like thirty minutes at this like rave party, thing, very physical, and then she pulled away and she introduced me to her husband, who is a great guy, really nice guy. Another woman just walked straight up to me at a party and licked my nipple and I was like, well, this, wow, must
be on. This is this is like Nope, led to nothing. That was just a handshake out there.
I guess she was a she was a cannibal.
Maybe yeah. I did not taste good enough to fairly or to have sex with. But she met me, and so this is kind of like For a couple days, I just like like nothing. I couldn't make anything happen. It just seemed like hard to initiate anything with women. But I had this like backup plan. I'd heard there was a camp called the Orgy Dome Camp, and they build a giant dome and then they throw orgies and that's like what they provide to the Burning Man attendees.
It was pretty straightforward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not a subtle name really.
And so how did you just find out about this on the third day?
Well, you know, there's there's a handbook that they give you and as a list of all the things you can do, and you know it's alphabetical. So it was a couple of days in I got oh, all right, they h and so I tried to go and I'm like, well, this is a can't miss plan. But I found out you cannot go as a single male. You can't just show up as a single dude. You have to bring a partner. You have to bring a woman with you, which, like after the in Russ I'm like, of course that
makes sense. If you were allowed to go as a single dude, it would just be a long line of single dudes being like, when's this thing kicking off? Where the lady's at?
Yeah?
So I just like I was sexually frustrated at Bernieman. There's beautiful, mostly naked women all around me. Nothing, I'm not making it happen. I'm not making it happen. But I did have another great experience, which was drugs. I tried drugs for basically the first time in my life. I was thirty at the time. I had I'd smoked pot a couple of times, but didn't even like it that much. And just like had had a fear of drugs my entire Like the DARE program worked on me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was like, I'm in I'm here at George Bush, I'm fighting the war. I'm saying no, like I believe in this. But at Bernie mad I was like, wait, no, I'm at this thirty, I'm single, I've just had my heart broken, I'm at this place. Let's let's let's do some drugging. And so the camp that I stayed with, they had a tradition that on the first day on Monday, they had a tradition called Acid Monday, and similar to the orgy dome, pretty clear, pretty clear name. Yeah on Monday, you do it.
That's a lot of subtlety. No, yeah, it's a great way to kick off the week.
Yeah, it is like like all the beautiful traditions, the simple ones are really the ones that resonate. And so that evening, the entire campus, which was thirty or forty people all did acid at the at the same time. And you know, it's spent like my entire youth and young adulthood, thinking like, why would people even do drugs? They're scary, there's all these consequences, And that night I learned that people do drugs because they're pretty fun. They are a lot of fun. Turns out, turns out I
like LSD very much. And so just for the whole night, I wandered around and there's crazy things to look at, and they're made even crazier by the LSD. And I noticed that in addition to the physical effects, there's kind of like this emotional bonding thing that happened with these people. I was there's like five people that I was wandering around with, and and so I was not having luck sexually yet and I wouldn't, but that night I bonded.
I fell head over heels in friendship basically with this guy named Brian, who was this English guy.
Deeper a deeper, yeah, deeper, Yeah, was formed.
Yeah, it was very fast. It was like a non sexual soulmate. We were just simpatica and like that night, we were just always around each other, laughing at things. It felt scary. If we were apart, we would go out to the bathroom together. We would like tell jokes together. We would look at things that we didn't even know if they were there or not together and then I thought, I was like, wow, this is like a drug thing. Probably this but they like it. Like it kept on.
We like stayed attached all week, Like we basically did everything together. We would like share a beer and pass them back and forth, started calling each other hubby, you know, like you need some more coffee, hubby. You know, wish would go to night hubby. At some point the camp like voted us cute at couple because we were just hanging out that much.
It would be if if he wasn't even real.
That would be I mean, you can't tell. I mean he was English, so who knows. Maybe he went back to the Ether and not to London.
Yeah, he could have just been a figment of the acid imagination.
Yeah, it would also be sad if, like my imagination, it was like, you came here to have sex. The imagination is not going to make a beautiful woman that you see.
But no, yeah, this is what you need now, you need this really supportive englishman.
Yeah, you just need a charming English chap to make you feel good about life. And so we just hung out all week and like I have many male friends I had before that, but like usually in life, you like become friends with someone slowly over time, and it was just like, I feel like you're my best friend. I've known you three days and so we get to the end of the week, have not had sex. I
have not even kissed a girl. But oh well, I met Brian and at the end of Bernie Man, the name of the festival is because they burned a giant statue of this wooden man thing and it's like the biggest then and party of the week, and it takes
quite a while because it's big to burn down. But then when the last piece falls, like everyone just kind of goes nuts and runs around, and like I got really caught up in it, and I was like yelling, and like I took my shirt off and I started running in a circle around the ashes and I was like howling, and it was just like it was really a moment of like being primal and like animalistic. I was like I don't know where I am or what's happening, but this is life and I'm living it. I was
on LSD again at this point. I should mention was probably part of the I figured, yeah, and so I like kind of come to from this like drug excitement fugue state, and my first thought is where's my hobby, Like I've got to find him. And I had this feeling like it was the last day of summer camp and I had to tell the person had to crush on the whole summer camp that I liked them before we all went home. And so I like went running into the crowd. I was looking for him in this
giant mass of people. Just to give you a visual, I was dressed in skin tight bright blue pants and no shirt and had face paint all over my makeup. But like that's me at the end of the row, calm, running to find my hubby and fully tell him how I feel. And so I find him in a heart Yeah, basically I had the I was ready for war, but I was just a dude on drugs at bernemann uh. And so I find him and I say, you know, Brian, I have to tell you before the drugs were off
that I love you. And not even like he didn't take it as a romantic thing. It wasn't a romantic thing, just like you're a you're a human dude. That I love and he he said thank you, and he actually started to cry a bit. He's like a bit of a crier, hubby is. And then we had a nice hug and and and then we went on about our night. And it's not like a it might not seem like a big deal, Like a guy on drugs told another guy he loves him. That happens quite a bit, and
I didn't really realize it until afterwards. But it was the first time in my life I had told a non family member male that I love them and like it. Just like the way I grew up, it like had a bit of a macho culture and a super into sports, and that kind kind of thing just didn't seem okay, Like it just seemed weird that you would be watching football and be like, hey, Bud, I like great play, and also you're really special to me. Like I never
did that kind of thing growing up. You know, I had friends that I loved and family members that I love. And so even though I went to Bernie Man but like I just want to get laid, who cares about this hippy dippy stuff. But in the end, I was just a grown man hugging another man. Crying, saying that we loved each other and having an emotional breakthrough.
Did he say it back.
Yeah, yeah, he said I love you too, hubby.
Okay, yeah, okay, good.
Yeah.
I was just worried. I was worried he left your hang out.
Yeah, thank you, thank you. No he did, he did not. We're still in touch to this day. He lives he lives in London, so we're doing doing the long distance thing, but he's worth it. My wife is very understanding of our relationship because I knew him before I met her, so she gets it. And then it's a little log. The last day we're packing up camp. The girl that had turned me down from my camp on the first day, she came up to me. She was like, I'm really horny.
I haven't had sex all week. Do you want to go have sex? And I was like okay, and she's like it doesn't mean anything, and I was like I don't care what it means, Like, let's go. And we had about one minute of very hot, sweaty, dirty sex on a half deflated mattress and that was it. That was my sexual odyssey at Burning Man. So at least I did I did make something happen in the end, but it was. It paled in comparison to.
What I had with Brian, but mission accomplished.
Yeah, yeah, figured it out. Goodness, what a journey. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a good experience.
I'm the opposite. I tell like everybody I love them, Like do I sign off zoom meetings? Yeah, I'm just like, all right, buddy, I love you. It's like we I'm your accountant. You shouldn't be telling me.
I have become more of that way to offer it up. Yeah. Wait, you see how much money I got you back from the I R S before you tell me that.
Well, this is another sign that I feel like I need to make a trek to the Black Rock Desert and uh and go to Burning Man. I've had so many friends go and have these sort of these life altering experiences, and I want a piece of that.
Yeah, it is. Uh. I tried not to convince people to go, because if you don't really want to go on your own, like, you shouldn't be convinced of it because there's many annoying, horrible things about it too, and like all the bad ideas and the good ideas you have, they're like all true, all true there. Yeah, but I have now been I think five times since that first trek, so I guess I'm super into it.
Yeah, you're a burner. Yeah, do you have a Do you have a burner?
Calling myself that? But I suppose I am.
Do you have a do you have a name like a burner name when you're there?
I don't have a hardcore one where like most people just call me Madison. I sometimes people call me the Deputy.
Okay.
I was helping a guy who's named the Douche Marshal do some work, so he deputies me building a shower in our camp. He was the douche Marshal. He's also like a bit of a douche, so it was like a double meaning word, but a very a very severe, kind of mean German guy. But I love him, so I'm his his deputy.
The douche deputy.
Yeah, that's amazing exactly.
Oh man, I want a cool burning Man nickname. Yeah, yeah, I'll take Maybe I'll take story time. You know, I could take story time and do storytime live at burning Man. I'm sure the stories would be nonsense. And I went to.
A story show there and told a story I really heard some stories, and it was much more like an AA meeting vibe, like super fun story hour, Like a lot of people really like opening themselves up in a way like yeah, maybe not so much, like maybe close it back down a little bit, like.
A little TMI.
Yeah. Yeah. So we were all sitting around in a circle and people take turns telling their stories. It's like, where's where's the stage, where's my mic the where's the lights? Where's the time limit?
That's the other idea that I've I've you know, I love theater and I love acting, and I've always thought about creating some sort of a show to take to Burning Man and to perform there. I don't know if it would be some immersive theater or Midsummer Night's Dream or something.
Yeah, there are amazing things like that that are you know, there's a lot of stuff that's very slap dash and you're like, oh, this is barely anything, and then there's things where you're like, oh my gosh, people worked for months to like build this art and they have parts and like it's very immersive, and the people that really
like go full in, like it's really cool. You know, last last time, the most impressive thing was you went through this door down an alleyway between like these RVs, and then behind it was a little like town with like three different restaurants and three different bars that were all like built like they'd framed them and they had
like they'd been set decorated, and like you went. I went into one and there was a whiskey bar and the guy like just brought it was a whiskey collector, and he brought every whiskey and he'd give you a taste of like any whiskey he had, like he didn't it could be really rare, really expensive, and he would tell you about it, and you're like wow, like these people did this all for free, for no reason. And then like I was like this is cool when I walked in here. Yeah, that stuff is great.
Yeah. I want to hear that guy's stories. I want to sit and drink whiskey with him, Yeah, and hear his tails.
Yeah, that would be good.
Are you going to burning is Burning men back? Now? Is it happening? Yeah?
It is happening this year for the first I think they took two years were canceled. It's happening again this year. A lot of people I know from there are going. I am not going up two small children now, so I don't.
Know when I will bring them.
Dude. You see kids out there, man, there's like camps that are made for like families, and you drive by and there's just like half naked kids covered in dust having the best time of their life. It just looks like Lord of the Flies. I'm not sure I'm ready to take a care I feel like I barely survive out there myself, let alone taking care of a child.
You turn into a child.
You don't bring the child exactly, man, you get it.
You play at the heart of a child. Don't bring a child, man. Yeah, trying to go to the orgy dome with the child. That is illegal.
That's illegal. Man, Come on, yeah, you get you get the ethos.
All right, Well, I think I'm ready.
You are ready, you know, not to bring kids. And that's how you need to know.
Yeah, that's the main thing. And like, find a find a bro, find a bro mance out there.
Man, find a bro. Well maybe you'd maybe you'd have luck with the ladies more than I did.
Who knows. I'm I'm I'm locked down. Oh, I'm shocked up.
So you know that's a better way to go. You go out there, there's no expectations about that, and yeah, you spend time on other things.
It would be it would be a it would be a problem if I was having a lot of sexual success in burning men, that would be life.
Several several couples that have had that issue haven't out there.
So I did have a friend who was out there who she got married on the plaia after a pussy eating contest age old story. Yeah, you know what a meet cute.
Yeah, they that's how she met the person she married.
Yep. Wow, I don't think they're still together.
Oh that's a shame. I'm sure it was a maybe a short but very pleasure filled the marriage.
Yeah, hopefully an amicable divorce.
Yeah yeah. And I don't know if the marriages out there have as many legal implications. So you know, it's all right, didn't work out.
We got to split our stuff. You get this half of the the air mattress and then I'll take these feathers. Are my feather your that's your boa.
Yep, that's what would happen.
Well, cool man, Well that was great. That was that was a beautiful That was a beautiful tale.
Oh good thank you.
I'm glad you. I'm glad you shared it.
I feel good to have shared it.
First, Last, Best, Worst is a it's a kind of a game that we like to play on the pod where we pick a category and then you share your your first experience, your last experience, your best experience, and your worst experience in that category.
So, so let's do breakups.
So the first the first breakup.
Uh so, my first breakup, my my first girlfriend was in second grade, right, and this this girl Amy, on Valentine's Day brought me a chocolate heart and gave it to me. Yeah, and for a reason I don't know why, I just opened it immediately and shoved the entire thing
in my mouth. And this was like three inches by three inches solid chocolate heart, and I like could not get it down all into my little mouth, and I started having trouble breathing, and I ended up spinning out half of it onto the ground and there's like a brown saliva string to the ground. Get my face wiped up, and she says, will you go out with me? Like she'd stood there through all of this and she wanted to. You know, that's what we called dating in second grade
is will you go out that's love? Yeah, yeah, I said no and ran away to play kickball. And like she was a very nice girl, a cute girl. I got along with her in class. I was just like so prepubescent like that. I that just like wasn't a thing in my mind.
Right at this point in my life, mostly focused on chocolate and kickball. That was funny.
Yeah. I was like, all right, Coolly, I had your chocolate and now I'm going to play kickball.
Like got everything.
But I told my mom what happened, and she was like really mad at me for like being rude and for like eating the heart right away and not saying thank you, and like she was like, if you don't like someone, don't accept their gifts and her false pretenses, and so she she said, I had to apologize, and I apologizing when you're eight is like the worst thing in the world. So I was like, well, I'll just tell her I'll be her boyfriend. I'll just go out
with her, and that will like solve all this. So I told her I would be a boyfriend, by which I mean I told my friends to tell her friends to tell her that we were we were dating. That day, we did not talk at all, because what the what the heck do you say to your girlfriend? The next day, my best friend told me he'd hurt a rumor that Jamie at Michelle's birthday party had put a tube of chapstick in her vagina. That was the rumor going around.
And he's an aggressive rumor if I know.
Yeah, i'd like only recently stopped calling it a budgina. So this is like all very like unknown territory. And I didn't even know what to make of it, but I could tell by the way my friend Brian was telling me like that this was bad that I couldn't be so I broke up with her, by which I mean I told Brian to tell her friends to tell her that we were broken up. So that was my first breakup, and I handled it horribly. We dated for twenty four hours without speaking, and then I didn't tell
it to her face. So I feel bad about that one, but I was just I was in over my head.
We didn't even get to the bottom of whether the rumor was true or not. You know, that could have been a well.
When do you hear a rumor like that? I mean, you got to know it's true I mean something like that, spreading around the playground. There's just no way that that's not totally made up by who knows who?
Oh no, poor Jamie.
I know, Yeah, it worked. Things worked out for her. She grew into a beautiful woman, was very popular in high school. I did not date anyone until college. So I really I missed the boat. Missed the boat on that one.
Well, I hope she's doing okay today.
Yeah, me too, Me.
Too, Jamie. If you're out there, love I love you.
You guys would be a good fit.
Okay. So that was the first. What about the last breakup?
The last breakup was the woman I dated before I met my wife. So this is I've been married for nine years now, so so a while ago, and I've been dating here for four months and on New Year's Eve or maybe two months, sorry, on New Year's Eve.
We've been dating for two months, and she told me she loved me, and I like, in that moment, was kind of like, oh, I don't know if this is like love for me, but like it was New Year's Eve and we're having a NIC's evening and it was like the midnight kiss, and so I set it back and said I love you too, and I kind of
convinced me. I was like, you know what, sometimes it's a slow burn, and like I do really like her, I enjoy my time with her, and like maybe this is the beginning of a very healthy sort of like love. And then two months later she dumped me, and I was kind of like, what the Like, you told me you loved me. I like, I was still lease it end of the thing, and you told me that, and now like you're out, You're just gone, like and so
I was. It was not a long relationship and I was not fully committed, but it was a frustrating one. And uh and then uh, like two or three months later, I started dating my wife and I was like, oh, this is what it feels like when you're in love. It's not like, oh, maybe I should say it back. It's like, oh, I'm dying to say it. I can't wait to say it. I hope she shays it back, which I knew.
But she was your good luck chock.
Yeah she was, she was, I guess.
Uh.
And that was with that. That was the only like two weeks after that, she came over to talk and we had That's the only time I've ever had breakup sex in my life, which was oh wow, odd but like somewhat cool. I guess it was not No, no, it.
Was I ran into her at the outside of the Orgie Dome was she.
Was like, I know that. Plus now that's a meat cute. So that's my last breakup. I hope, I hope it's the last breakup of my life.
Yeah, me too. Okay, So then what about what about your so I guess your first, No, we've did for okay, So that let's do your your best. This is a weird one, but your best break.
My best breakup was I think what was the easiest, the easiest.
One, most amicable.
This was like not quite a breakup because we weren't really dating, but I was dating this like it wasn't serious, but I was dating schoo. I'd gone out a few times and she at some point was like, Hey, I think we're getting too serious and I think we should we should stop. I'm like looking to kind of just casually date. I'm seeing other people. And I was like, oh, yeah, me too, Like, no no pressure. I don't know if that came across, but I'm not really looking for a
girlfriend at the moment. Anyway. So if you're just using this as an excuse not to date me, all cool, enjoy your life. But if you were just worried about like hurting my feelings, like we can continue dating and seeing each other. And she was like, oh, okay, yeah, that sounds great. And so we just like saw each other a couple times a month for like three months, and then I started dating someone. I was like, hey, I am I'm going to get into an exclusive relationship now,
so this has to stop. And she was like, cool, thanks for letting me know. And if it doesn't work out, you can reach out. And I was like, wow, this is like this is like adult, this is just like a business deal, where like we hang out, we like each other, we'd like talk about other people are dating. I would like drop her off. She's like, yeah, we dropped me off this farmer's market. I'm meeting a guy for a date. I'm like, sure, have a great time.
The beauty, the beauty of communication.
Yeah, it was.
It was firing the cylinders.
That's how I want all breakups to go. And That's the only time's ever happened in my life where I'm just like, we'll just sit down, have a conversation, shake hands and part his friends.
And that no emotions.
Yeah yeah, we both know it's it's it should end. So let's simultaneously decide.
Perfect that is a good one. Okay, So then we'll close it out with the worst breakoup.
There's there's one where I really got crushed.
But that was just like, that's that's what I want to hear that.
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, that's the one that led to burning man. I was I was thirty, I'd lived with the girl of three years, and one of those ones we're in retrospect, you're like, oh, of course that was coming, But in the moment I had, I
had no idea. I was just like, ah, she's really going through something for these six months where she's distant and hanging out with other guys a lot, and like I, at one point, she was hanging out with this guy a lot, and I like met up with them, and it was like kind of hard to meet up with them. Every time I text him, they were like somewhere else. I kind of knew the guy and kind of consider
him friend. And then I finally caught up with them and I walked in and I kind of saw the way they were talking to each other in a booth at the bar, and I was like, oh, I think I'm interrupting a date that my girlfriend is on. That's the like energy and vibe that's happening here. And like I sat down and we're chatting, and I'm like, why do I feel like the third wheel whenever my girlfriend and another guy? And so eventually I like I hung
on really a long long time. I wrote her this very long love letter, like ten pages, left it for her before I was going on a trip. You know, I love you. I will work through whatever's going on, like I'm always here for you, and I just like the first part of the trip, I just waited for her like volunteers, saying like how sorry she was and that she loved me, And instead she just like texted like thanks for the letter. I was like, oh, that's
a bad sign. That's the The follow up to the ten page love letter is thanks thanks for the letter in the flowers via text. So I kind of knew it was over and I had to sort of force her to break up with me, because like I was, I didn't I didn't want it to end. I was still in love and so one day I was like, what's going on. She's like, I'm just going through something. I was like, ah, that's not enoughing of an answer anymore,
like what is happening? Like why? It really seems like you don't want to be in this And then she said, yeah, I don't, and and then she dated the guy I thought she was dated. She was hanging around a lot with like three months later, and so I was just, yeah, I was very crushed for two or three months, but then I found solace in the air.
Was there cheating going on? Or did they?
She claims now, I never had a definitive proof. I just at the very least she was emotionally moving on to this new guy. And then ultimately, you know, when I ran into her and I was like, oh, I heard you and that guy are dating now, She's like, yeah, that was a surprise. It was like not to me.
So was this also outside of the orgy dome?
Yes? Yes, Basically you said you couldn't go with me. Now you're here and you haven't plus one, what.
All of these interactions from all your stories, I'm just imagining taking place outside of the or.
Just waiting outside the orgy done trying to talk.
Yeah, you're you're in this brave heart wolfhead. You know, blue blue tights. That's where I'm picturing all of it.
You know. Ultimately I found a very charming London English chap and it all worked out for me.
So well, yeah, that was I hope the two of you, and I hope the two of you never never break up. I hope that relationship.
I can't imagine what would what would happen to break us apart, because when you've when you've done LSD with someone man, that connection buying be shattered.
Yeah forever. Well beautiful, Well, uh, mass, thank you so much for for your stories. I really appreciate you.
Yeah, my pleasure. Thanks for having me on.
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