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STOP! Hammer Time - The West Ham Podcast

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STOP! Hammer Time; the West Ham United Podcast for lovers of irresponsible speculation, wild theorising and potentially libelous songs about overweight former players. Subscribe now if you're WTID! Get all the links to this podcast at westhampodcast.com
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Episodes

It's A Family Affair

Phil is joined by Dom and Sam Delaney to discuss the goings on at Upton Park, bumping into Capello, Palace's hospo and West Ham mentions in popularculture. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 201147 min

Taking the Ball in Your Nuts

Phil Whelans and Jim Grant are joined by Don Perretta to look back at the last couple of games, read out your emails and vote for the most under and over rated players over the years. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 04, 201142 min

Four Four Two Is Always Hiding

The Headed Penalty; Football's Holy Grail. Phil, Jim and Robert Banks discuss the Posh, The Tractor Boys and The Eagles (who are reforming especially for a sell out tour of the Championship). Is Noble the penalty king? And is Angela just Nolan x 10? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 26, 201151 min

Aerial Ping Pong

Phil and Jim are joined by David P Lewis and Rob Chapman to discuss the Millwall game and the three games in eight days coming up. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 19, 201140 min

Rocket Man

Phil is joined by broadcaster Sam Delaney and FourFourTwo Football Magazine editor David Hall to discuss the Pompey game, crazy golf at the Den, and flowers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 12, 201157 min

Mr Moon Has Left The Stadium

Phil Whelans is joined by Jim Grant, Jeremy Nicholas and Russ to discuss the new signings at Upton Park ,our best current line up, Jeremys new book, and Pompey at the weekend. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 05, 201155 min

Scott Free (or nearest offer)

Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and Benji Lanyardo lament the departure of Scotty, but also the dawn of a new era. West Ham are leading the entire World on goal difference and that gives us the opportunity to spend way too much time coupling together names in honour of West Ham legend, Brian Montenegro. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Aug 30, 201159 min

Transfer Window Smashed By Looters

Knees Up Mother Brown's Gordon Thrower joins Phil Whelans and Jim Grant to recap the Watford game, discuss our imbalances and awe of Scotty Parker, and talk about Androids. Free flatscreen TV for every listener! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 22, 20111 hr 2 min

We Are Staying Up!

Nigerian scammers run the Nchampionship. Phil Whelans, Benji Lanyardo and Don 'The Don' Perretta discuss the BBC's npower coverage. With Jim away, all poetry is on hold until further notice. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 15, 20111 hr 11 min

Allardyce Out! The Arguments Explained

Phil, Jim and Sam relive a riotous opening game of the season, discussing the 'West Ham Way', the Axis of Evil Effigy Campaign and Big Sam's Big Mouth. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 08, 201156 min

Bolton Olympic: The New West Ham?

Phil, Jim, The Sun's Jim Munro and Jeremy Nicholas look forward to whippet based soccer action. Get our new Android app from www.westhampodcast.com and you'll be able to listen to this podcast in the future. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 02, 201130 min

Phone Hacking Scandal Reaches E13 (it's THAT compilation show)

There is nothing funny about phone hacking, email interception or ephone interhacking. But somehow the buffoons on this West Ham podcast have been getting away with it for years (or more accurately, months). This has to stop, now. But first Stop! Hammer Time will be issuing a final farewell collectors edition packed full of intercepted private emails then close it's doors for good, before returning as 'Stop! Hammer Time on Sunday' with an all new cast of the same people as before. In other words...

Jul 14, 201141 min

24 May 11 - Bacon Bites

It's our last podcast from the Premier League and to celebrate with us is eBay auction winner Dan 'Jarvo' Jarvis, Leon Rowland and West Ham official club photographer since 1912, Stevie Bacon (there's only one Stevie Bacon). It's an aural conga led by Phil and Jim through relegation zone and straight to the front doors of the Championship disco. We don't let a little matter like relegation stand in the way of a good party! If only Scotty would join us... This week's guests enjoyed men's grooming...

May 24, 201155 min

17 May 11 - We'll fight 'til the end... of the Gala Dinner

It's not a wake, it's a celebration, a rebirth (and all that). Phil Whelans, Jim Grant and this week's guest Nick Blackburn discuss this week's big news. Yes, Keiron Dyer is injured again. Also in the news this week, West Ham United were relegated to the Isthmian League, Avram Grant defied the bookies predictions and was sacked and a western style bar brawl broke out after Ba was too exhausted write his own name (but not too exhausted to star in a western style bar brawl). Npower to us, COME ON ...

May 17, 201135 min

09 May 11 - A Letter From The Chairman

Phil Whelans returns with Jim Grant and are joined by Jeremy Nicholas to read the last rites this week and a letter from the chairman, and win the chance to be a guest on the show! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 09, 201144 min

27 Apr 11 - Are We Newcastle In Disguise?

Sam Delaney sits in again this week and is joined by Olympic hero Kriss Akabusi and host of thewhistleblowers.net podcast Mark Webster. Looking at the shocking run we are on, the boys pinpoint what is wrong with the team and Avram and reveal whether we can stay up. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Apr 27, 201129 min

19 Apr 11 - The Championship Run In?

Sam Delaney hosts the show this week with Jim Grant and Gordon Thrower from Knees Up Mother Brown ably assisting. Its crunch time - can we stay up? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 19, 201127 min

12 Apr 11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!

Award winning podcaster Jim Grant (award TBA) welcomes this week's host Phil Whelans and Don 'The Don' Perretta to remember the life of former West Ham player, Benni McCarthy. Without his 'larger than life' presence who should we play upfront against Villa? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Apr 12, 201135 min

05 Apr 11 - David Sullivan Invented my Hamster

Jim, Jim Reid, Angela Poe and Phil discuss Parker's Player of the Year credentials, our heroic loss to Man. U and badly behaved footballers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 05, 201137 min

29 March 11 - 'I Am Legend' The Scott Parker Story

Phil and Jim bring in the Guardian's Jacob Steinberg for a Hollywood when in the absence of a match being played, we name West Ham players as film titles. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 29, 201152 min

22 Mar 11 - Brush With Death

Dave Morley returns to regale Phil and Jim with tales of times gone by, back when the Ford Granada was still aspirational. There's poetry, a look back at the last game and predictions of a forthcoming game with some Northerners. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Mar 22, 201135 min

07 Mar 11 - Walking In A Cottee Wonderland

Tony Cottee is the special guest on this weeks show on the week that the hammers celebrate back to back Premier League wins. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 07, 201126 min

02 Mar 11 - If Football be the Food of Life...

Phil and Jim are joined by Rob Chapman to celebrate the great three points v Liverpool and look forward to the two games against Stoke coming up. The boys also read out your great food based football player puns. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 02, 201132 min

22 Feb 11 - Hitzville UK!

Phil and Jim are joined by Benji Lanyado in a laughter-filled show tonight. Oh the joy of the FA Cup! From carbon-dating Ilunga, to learning how to blog, to Phil's triumphant quiz victory - it's fun fun fun. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 22, 201127 min

14 Feb 11 - Say Hello To My Little Friend

Avram unleashes Scott Parker on an under-performing Hammer team! Sam Delaney and Mark Webster join Phil and Jim to discuss half time at The Hawthornes and the Olympic Stadium decision which has out Facebook Group alive with discourse! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Feb 14, 201150 min

07 Feb 11 - Scott Parker 0, Bus Parker 1

TV's Dave Morley joins Phil Whelans and Jim 'Pussy' Grant to discuss being threatened by John Lyall, Trevor Brooking's naked tears and our Premiership survival! Watch out for the Blackpool Rock... Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 07, 201156 min

05 Feb 11 - WHU Let The Dog Out?

West Ham legend and managerial maverick Martin Allen in a chat with a Star-Struck Phil and Jim. This portion of the podcast was previously only available to users of our iPhone app. See what you're missing? Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 04, 201153 min

31 Jan 11 - Mad Dog And The Pussy

West Ham legend Martin Allen gives Jim Grant a hard time (as Phil Whelans looks on laughing) as we discuss cup exits, Obinna hat-tricks and the transfer window. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 31, 201142 min

24 Jan 11 - Silence is Golden And Sullivanen

SuGoLeaks replace solid news; Matt Diner and David P. Lewis join Phil Whelans to discuss Piquionne and all the latest West Ham news of course; The Upson Condundrum, the Self Destruct Button, Everton and Fear and Loathing in Hackney, plus an exclusive apology from Andy Gray - Karren Brady will be furious! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Jan 24, 201158 min

17 Jan 11 - Birmingham, Arsenal and Avram - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Sam Delaney and Benji Lanyardo join a Jimless Phil this week and discuss O'Neill (Martin), Jol (Martin), Money and what to do in Fabregas's face. There's also an exclusive look at what goes on in Chadwell Heath from a player's perspective. This podcast is forever memorialised in Mount McCarthy, Wolverhampton's greatest monument. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Jan 17, 201153 min
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