As the Bong Turns: The Director's Cut
AS THE BONG TURNS I-IV Written by Stephani Thompson Performed by Grace Penzell, Phoebe Richards, Kayla Teel, and Stephani Thompson
Feb 21, 2025•50 min
Stoner Chicks Podcast
Stoner Chicks Podcast aims to celebrate cannabis and the power of friendship through the lens of comedy, education, and joyful resistance. We’re here to inform and delight you with our love letter to cannabis, an under-studied and enchanting plant historically weaponized as a tool of oppression. We delve into media representation, current events, gender equality, and a whole lot of silliness as we talk about our favorite herb.
Hosted by comedians and besties Grace Penzell, Phoebe Richards, Kayla Teel, and Stephani Thompson.
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Episodes
202. Wake & Bake X
New Episode! Tenth Wake 'n' Bake! We're on a roll for our last weekly episode (find us at patreon.com/stonerchicks in your browser, folks) and are asking QUESTIONS. Eating DONUTS. Smoking BONGS. Laughing HARD. Anddddddd making sure to stay silly. Come along for this extra long friendship showdown while we ask things like, which hole is the jelly hole? And, more classically: Wuhh would you do? Want more Stoner Chicks Podcast? Find monthly new episodes, bonus content, and a kickass community over ...
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 8 min
201. Kiss or Piss
New episode! KEEP SUBSCRIBED to this feed in February for announcements, compilations, and teasers in the future. For future new eps after 1/31, go to patreon.com/stonerchicks - Anyway a LOT of BIG topics in this week's episode! Important rocks. Parking lot rocks. Space Rocks (thanks Audrey). Then PISS OR KISS, then Small Business Time! Then Weed in the News! Then Happy Animal News Break! It's a jam-packed party of an ep, frankly. WITN Article: https://www.npr.org/2025/01/10/nx-s1-5220336/despit...
Jan 24, 2025•51 min
200. A HAG BAG OF CLIPS
Happy 200th, Stoners! In this episode, we get *not* Underbaked and listen to CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS. We’ve got As the Bong Turns compilations, we’ve got Bong Box montages, folks. And they’re funny! So Happy Clipsmas, and join us as we listen back to some of our favorite moments of the last 200 episodes. We love you, and thank you for listening. PLEASE join us over at Patreon.com/StonerChicks to keep the fun going after this month!!
Jan 17, 2025•1 hr 26 min
199. As the Bong Turns IV
In this week’s episode, the much anticipated Season Finale of As the Bong Turns read LIVE by the Stoner Chicks! Featuring twists and turns you’ll never expect. What is Cha Cha? Who is GF??!!!! Plus, Steph encounters a fancy electronic dab rig, and Phoebe sends in a High Thought about drinking from straws. Also, Steph describes duck farts! Past Episodes of As the Bong Turns: 148. As the Bong Turns 171. As the Bong Turns II 183. As the Bong Turns III ---- Become a Patron! patreo...
Jan 10, 2025•40 min
198. Call Me Juggles
Happy New Year from the Stoner Chicks! Grace gets baked and studies Julie d’Aubigny in an all-new Danklopedia, Stephani makes a delicious new Weedatouille treat, and Kayla and Grace make important distinctions between Reddit threads about trees and Reddit threads about weeds.
Jan 03, 2025•40 min•Season 1Ep. 198
197. WEED WISHES: Touching Hands Together
Steph receives a blast from the past, Phoebe recaps our 2024 Stoner Movie Book Club movies from worst to 1st, and all four chicks detail their Weed Wishes for 2025. Happy New Year, sweet stoners! 💚
Dec 27, 2024•48 min•Season 1Ep. 197
196. Lobster University🦞
The Stoner Chicks are back in school, discussing lobster colleges and getting high before you are boiled alive. Stephani brings another edition of Stephani’s Super Dumb Quiz where you can find out which vanlife gadget recommended by YouTube sensation, Lulu’s Way you are! So niche! So dumb! And Grace brings the class with glass on another episode of GetBakedtoven.
Dec 20, 2024•53 min•Season 1Ep. 196
195. Horny for the Holidays
This week kicks off with Phoebe christening a new bong from Bird & Mouse Glass that the gals have dubbed Judy. An amazing voicemail high thought from one of our favorite listeners! And then our last SMBC listener suggested film brought to you by our very own Kayla Teel, the Netflix movie Feast of the Seven Fishes. The gals get horny for the holidays discussing this nostalgic holiday romp.
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 2 min
194. Happy Billie Holidays
This week on Stoner Chicks, Phoebe tells us about some thrilling hockey action from the Seattle Kraken and Steph brings a High Thought about returning fashion trends! Then, Grace tells the chicks about Stoner of the Week Billie ‘Lady Day’ Holiday and they lay out the perfect recipe for enjoying the season. Cited sources: -‘Billie’ (2019) directed by James Erskine -‘Blues Legacies and Black Feminism: Gertrude "Ma" Rainey, Bessie Smith, and Billie Holiday’ (1999), written by Angela Y. Davis -‘Bill...
Dec 06, 2024•49 min
193. Joyful Resistance
This week, the chicks talk about building community, looking inside (LITERALLY) and play some games!
Nov 29, 2024•39 min
192. Thick Roundies
Join the chicks for another listener-suggested SMBC as they dive into The Fallout, starring Jenna Ortega. But before that, flu-infested Stephani battles through a high thought about Canadian bacon. Meanwhile, Phoebe eloquently breaks down the film's synopsis, and the chicks unanimously agree—The Fallout was an outstanding recommendation.
Nov 22, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 192
191. Mermaid Fantasies
This week the Stoner Chicks are all together to hear what Kayla saw while she was high. Could it be a relaxing afternoon without her foil hat in a wooden UFO shaped building for a sound bath? Maybe! We ponder a high thought about faces, Grace steals another segment from Stephani and creates her own Super Dumb Quiz. Kayla hosts a game and Phoebe recommends another reality show up on her bong box!
Nov 15, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 191
190. Our Friendship Is Fire
This week the Stoner Chicks make an announcement, then dive into a High Thought about chips that gets mouths watering. Luckily, the hunger can be cured with Buzzed Feed. Bennifer 2.0 is over and Phoebe is here to break it all down. Also, the Chicks are a bit divided on their feelings for Gwyneth Paltrow while in agreement that vampires might just be time travelers. #SYW
Nov 08, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 190
189. Serial Bong
Stoner Chick Stephani experiences a marijuana miracle and the chicks talk through a high thought about butterflies. In the latest edition of Stoner Movie Book Club, the gals get filthy discussing the 1994 John Waters film, Serial Mom! Did Steph recommend this one? Yes. Does she give it a perfect bong rating? Yes. Yes, she does. --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerc...
Nov 01, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 189
188. Egg On My Face
Listen in and join the coven! This Halloween season the Stoner Chicks do a deep dive into witches and witchcraft! Stephani delves into the haunting history of 15th and 16th-century witch hunts in Europe and America, where none of the executed were actual witches. Phoebe shares her personal connection as a descendant of one of the women who were wrongly accused, and discusses pop culture portrayals of witches and the stereotype of the "childless cat lady”! Later, Kayla introduces us to the vibran...
Oct 25, 2024•45 min•Season 1Ep. 188
187. Am I A Brow Girl?!
This week’s spine-chilling episode kicks off with Phoebe taking a hit from a giant ice bong, sparking a wild high thought about how many corpses people would actually swim with. Stephani reveals her ultimate list of horror movie villains most likely to join a smoke sesh. And finally, brace yourself for a special spooky edition of Stoner Debates, hosted by Phoebe. Who will be crowned champion? --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Bec...
Oct 18, 2024•42 min•Season 1Ep. 187
186. Discount Owen Wilson
High thoughts! Fucked Up Physics! Things Phoebe saw (and endured for 23 seconds) while she was high! --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ( @gracepenzell ), Phoebe Richards ( @27phoebe27 ), Kayla Teel ( ...
Oct 11, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 186
185. Wake & Bake IX: GenitAliens
Join the Stoner Chicks as they wake up and explore the cosmos, discussing everything rotating around the sun, from aliens and psychedelic mushrooms (allegedly) to the mysteries of moon caves and the Artemis mission! Alien Phoebe introduces a quirky game from her hag bag, while Grace pitches her out-of-this-world film, Future Laboratory Babies. --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.c...
Oct 04, 2024•51 min•Season 1Ep. 185
184. Return of the Ice Bong II
Join Kayla and Phoebe for another episode of SMBC as they dive into the cult classic "Detroit Rock City." Midway through, Stephani joins the conversation after navigating some roadside chaos, adding her two cents. How does this film resonate with the Stoner Chicks? Tune in to find out! --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ...
Sep 27, 2024•40 min•Season 1Ep. 184
183. As the Bong Turns III
Get ready for another thrilling episode of As the Bong Turns ! The whole gang is back, and the drama is at an all-time high. Will Grace’s fate finally be revealed? And what will Phoebe do about the crooked doctor’s surprising marriage proposal? Tune in to find out—this episode is packed with twists, turns, and everything you’ve been waiting for! --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon...
Sep 20, 2024•27 min•Season 1Ep. 183
182. Her Reality Is Correct
The gals get real goofy in an episode that starts with a high thought about people named Sheila and ends with Puff or Dare. Somewhere along the way, Stephani steals Phoebe’s Strain Game segment! Are they strains or are they heavy metal/punk rock vocalists? See if you can guess them all! --- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ( ...
Sep 13, 2024•33 min•Season 1Ep. 182
181. Stoner Entanglement
First time in history! Never before happened! Just two Stoner Chicks for the first time ever! Kayla is rocking the nighttime weed while Phoebe is jamming on the get s**t done flower, all the while discussing F**ked Up Physics! Kayla talks of this year’s Nobel Prize winners who essentially proved that none of this is real?! Get brushed up on Entanglement theory and settle down to get your mind blown in this week’s episode. F**ked Up Physics Sources: The Universe Is Not Locally Real, and the Physi...
Sep 06, 2024•35 min•Season 1Ep. 181
180. Josie and the Stoner Chicks
The Stoner Chicks are all together again! This week’s Stoner Movie Book Club pick is the 2001 box office bomb (but absolute romp), Josie and the Pussycats. Stephani becomes an invest-eggative reporter and dives into a possible conspiracy surrounding the Eggers Family cartoon, and a high thought about Gatorade takes the gals to weird places. ---- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stone...
Aug 30, 2024•54 min•Season 1Ep. 180
179. Mad Dank
This week, Stephani takes us diving into the JOY CORNER, Kate ruins us with a High Thought, Grace vaps, and we do gross, feminist, stoner, cat-themed Dab Libs! It’s pretty EGG-ceptional, we’d love for you to come along! ---- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ( @gracepenzell ), P...
Aug 23, 2024•43 min•Season 1Ep. 179
178. Not That Deep
This week, Steph is done fucking off, and we're REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! Kayla has some spectacular solo seshes by the Sound, Stephani makes a ground breaking return to High Thoughts With Stephani (and shares some Things She Saw While She Was High), and Phoebe delivers a deep sea creature-inspired Super Dumb Quiz. But really, it's not that deep. ---- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.c...
Aug 16, 2024•52 min•Season 1Ep. 178
177. Let’s Get Doinked
This week kicks off with Phoebe’s thoughts on bowling and Stephani diving into a high thought about how we never truly see ourselves. Fun party games led by all three Stoner Chicks bring back some old classics like FMK where Stephani wants to f**k ‘em all, High Spy, and more! ---- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ( ...
Aug 09, 2024•35 min•Season 1Ep. 177
176. A Great News Day
This week's episode is pretty trippy, packed with hot weddings, synchronistic High Thoughts about flying crabs, and Kayla's Weed in the News featuring celebrity stories of boom (Whoopi Goldberg's WhoopFam) and bust (Melissa Etheridge's Etheridge Botanicals). Then, Happy Animal News Break field reporter, Phoebe Richard, tells us about a brave little horse! WITN articles: Whoopi Goldberg Receives the Key to West Hollywood and Melissa Etheridge’s Failed Cannabis Startup Left Business Partners in ‘R...
Aug 02, 2024•38 min•Season 1Ep. 176
175. A Very Special LGTQBuzzed Feed
Grace is back and baked as ever! She brings Phoebe and Kayla long-promised and years-old gossip about sapphic and/or queer Hollywood and sports celebrity couples!!! Plus a High Thought (without?) Stephani(?) from friends of orcas! F**k fireworks :') Celebrity relationships mentioned include Holland Taylor/Sarah Paulson, Tig Notaro/Stephanie Allyne, Mae Martin/Parvati Shallow, Fortune Feimster/Jax Smith, the Allie Krieger SPLIT from Ashlyn Harris, Laurie Hernandez/Charlotte Drury, and Sue Bird/Me...
Jul 26, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 175
174. Wake & Bake VIII
Wakey, wakey, and get bakey with Kayla, Phoebe, and Stephani! Click here to see Giant Screaming Chicken Makes Donkey's Day . ---- Find us: www.stonerchickspodcast.com Become a Patron! patreon.com/stonerchicks Grace Penzell ( @gracepenzell ), Phoebe Richards ( @27phoebe27 ), Kayla Teel ( @kayl...
Jul 19, 2024•46 min•Season 1Ep. 174
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