Your buddy just won the interim light heavyweight title. I mean like, sorry, light heavyweight, heavyweight title. Who's this Tom Aspinall? Oh shit, Tom. I mean, that was bro, he's too fast for that. He's too fast for that division, bro. He's too fast for heavyweight. It's crazy. It's just. Funny when people say that, like we were talking about last night, like I think about a guy like Aaron Donald. Aaron Donald's like what, 27280, something like that and just a tank.
And move. Faster, more explosive, way stronger. It's just Tom Aspinall has been doing jiu jitsu and grappling and boxing since he was five years old, right? What about like Reggie White? You think he moved better than Tom Aspinall? That's what you were saying because? He's like 300 lbs No. Reggie White, well, I, I think he's, I think he's like 250 if I'm not mistaken. No way. Reggie White. I swear to God, he was. He was big. I'm pretty. Yeah. I'm big for that day. Reggie White.
What is his playing size? Oh, God, yeah. He was bigger than I thought he was. Well, who was I thinking? I'm thinking about Lawrence Taylor. I'm sorry. Lt. Reggie White was 65291. Bro, that's a big boy, big boy. And do you think he moved faster than Aspinal or he was just he was really strong? Maybe not at Reggie White, but Lawrence Taylor. Lt. or even like Hasan is maybe like 30 lbs lighter but Hasan Reddick bro. Miles Garrett. Yes, yes, yes. We're going down this line like
DN rushers. I'm trying to. Think Michael Parsons. Yeah, right. Then they're not as athletic. He's not that. Nowhere near like he. Those guys are literally just as fast as flyweights. And that's why I try to say like, fighters aren't like normally athletic. That's why they fight. You know what? I. Mean there, but they've also like, for example, Tom Aspen always been training for 30 years now. Different. It's a different kind of motions.
Different movements, right? A different coordination. But that dude for heavyweight bro that dude is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially for what we've seen, at least at MMA, right? Like he's the best athlete with that level of skill and coordination at heavyweight. So I was talking to my like, just last night, I was talking to my girl's brother because we were watching the fight and I was like, I'm, I'm, I'm rooting for Blades. I kind of want Blades to win this fight just 'cause he's.
Me too a fucking that stutter and ass. Yeah, he's just a sleeper, bro. So I. This motherfuckers gotta win. Come on. Brother. Oh man, but but then. I like everybody with a speech impediment. I like Nate Diaz. I like Curtis Blades. Hey. Man. Leave him out of this man. I don't talk like that. Leave. Him out of this man, they respect to the goat man. Fuck yeah. But right before the fight started, I was telling him I'm like, I'm like bro, the speed is going to be the difference in
this fight. Boom, fight starts poison moving, moving. I'm like oh shit, boom. That's the end of that fight. He wasn't getting up. He was trying to kind of contest it, but he wasn't getting up. He wasn't getting up. That sucks. Everyone I wanted to win lost. Yeah, I mean, but just look at the forward real quick before we talk about the rest of the card. Next is going to obviously be the heavyweight championship, the undisputed belt. It's so weird, right?
Like how do you defend the the interim belt? You don't. It's a unification or it's a. It's not a. My my point exactly. Tom Aspinall just defended the interim belt. Oh. Shit, that's right. That was. That was. You, like you said, you don't do that. That literally just happened last night. Yeah. So he should have been. That should have been for the belt. Yeah, but it's not because John Jones, John's about to fight. Fucked up to think about. Actually, I didn't.
I didn't. I didn't realize. All of that. It was one of the goofiest things, like, ever. Last night I. Totally forgot they had the gold gloves on. Damn that's crazy. He defended the interim belt. We've never seen that happen before. And it's literally only because it's John Jones. Yeah, the goat. It's crazy. And looking forward to that. Tom's supposed to be the back of, right? That's what Dana says. They'd be stupid to not have him as the backup for Jon Jones versus Stipe. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, keep him on deck for sure. Right. And that's the November. So that's four months away. I'm still baffled that he defended a interim belt. Yes bro, I, I, I could not get over it. He he held up that fake paper mache belt that looked like a real belt, but that was for an
interim championship. Like you're supposed to get your interim and then whenever the champ, you know, maybe the champ had a fight or some shit or he had some injury or something, whenever he's ready again, you guys go and then you either you either solidify your belt or the champ keeps his belt. You know what I mean? That is wild. Yeah, whatever it sells, right? Or interim, it sells some shit. Especially to like a casual or something that hasn't been
around right? And yeah, I think too, they want to probably appease to the, to the crowd, the British. Fan base, Yeah, right. Whatever. Huge though, but I mean, who? Who do you? Obviously, you're probably taking Jon Jones and Jon Jones versus Stipe. Over Stipe, yeah, but I I'll, after seeing what I've seen now, because I didn't really see too much of Aspinall. I think he's got a good shot. I think he's got a really good shot against Jon Jones.
He'll Jones will wipe steep lip steep a probably, You know what I mean, realistically. And then I like Tom Chances. He's young too, you know what I mean? He's young, so I don't. Know it's hard to even think about what that fight's going to look like right? Because like, where does steep a beat John I? Don't know where I mean. Grit maybe, but I don't know. Where I can't think of where Stevie's even with all that athleticism and all that speed and he's got power in his hands.
He probably, he might have more power than John in his hands, right? But I don't know, like I just, I just don't see him beating John. What are you talking about Stipe or Tom? I'm sorry, Tom. I mean, at that, at that division, like anybody can put anyone out and that's the difference rather than just being like two athletic flyweights that can't hurt each other. You know, like if Tom lands, like you seen last night, if Tom lands, it can be fucking
dangerous. And I, I think he's faster than John at heavyweight. I honestly think he's faster at heavyweight. Yeah, but I also feel like, especially the way that Curtis looked last night, it was like the wrestling and the striking was disconnected, and you're not going to get that with John. Yeah, but. I, I, I don't see, I feel like John. I feel like John moves way more like, is he at heavyweight? You know, he's like just slower. And just like, I don't feel like
Izzy is really like that fast. He's got like great timing and precision, you know, And I don't think John's that fast at heavyweight. I think Tom moves his weight around way better. And obviously, you know, John's not used to being that big, but I think that's the difference. Like, like Tom knows how to move at that weight. He's fucking bouncing. Boom, boom, boom. I don't think John moves like that, right? Heavyweight No. No, I don't see that. It's just the fluidity and then the skill.
For once he doesn't feel comfortable with what's going on, the striking that he's just going to go rendering and take you down. I. Mean Tommy got some wrestling. He does he he really, he definitely does. But man, I just, I just, I don't see it with John. I don't see anybody being John Jones the heavyweight right now either. But you made a good point on his like on his computer mind too when we talked. Oh, talking about his like.
Yeah, and how he just killer. Computer mind, like how he's just consistently thinking about how to hurt the 1st. Damage, damage, damage. And it's going to accumulate like he's got 5 rounds, you know what I mean? By the fifth round? You're oblique, kid. Yeah. Oh man. So he's got that too. He's just going to hurt you any way. He possibly. Can right, I, I can see them getting tied up and like John, just like blooding him up with elbows. I I. He's so athletic, Tom, So
athletic, bro. That's what that's what's going to make that fight crazy. I wish that fight would happen now. And it's crazy to think we might never see it. Like there's a possibility John for one, John loses, right? That's like the least possible thing that happens that John loses the steep A. The next most least likely thing would be John retiring after losing to Steep A, beating Steep A even. But then even fuck even like he beats Steep a OK how long until
he's going to fight again? Six months. So we're looking at the middle of 2025 for him to fight Stipe and. Then is Tom going to just be sitting around fucking waiting for? Him Tom will have been the longest reigning interim champion of all time. With a defense under his belt. Fuck and what if he take it's that's another defense. It's a year from now. Tom wouldn't have fought for a full year. That's what I'm saying. Like fuck, is he going to wait around or what?
Because that could fuck his chances up too then. What chances like Tom like? If he loses, but I don't see him losing. Yeah, what is he going to do, defend the interim belt for a second time? That's what. That's what. That's where this is coming. From Oh my God, what is it's possible. What is going to happen like is what is he going to do? You got you got to make money. This is like, I mean, I I'm sure he's making money other ways too, but. The USC will pay him for a
backup, right? Not like not fight money I I would assume I have. No idea what that looks like. You're paying, you're getting paid to weigh in like it shouldn't be getting paid too much. I mean I have the obviously at his. Scale. It's for a. Belt. It's for a. Belt. Yeah, his scale is probably like much bigger, so I get it. Moving on to the rest of the card from last night, the Co main of or not even the Co main event, but the main event, Leon Edwards versus Bilal Mohammed.
Yeah, yeah, I mean it. It was what it was the most. One of the most boring title fights that I can remember that. I, I, I can see both sides though. It's like, yeah, I get it. You, you want to fucking put on a show for your fans and this and that because that's the kind of fighter that I am. But like, at the same time, I understand like, bro, winning of winning is winning, bro. Like like Vin Diesel's said, it's fucking by intra mile wins
a win, right? Like it doesn't matter if it's a snooze fest or if he went out there and just bloodied the dude up for five rounds and it was the most craziest fight you've ever seen. Like, like he won. He got two checks. He got a belt like that, Nobody else. Leon don't got a belt no more. Leon went home and won check. You know, like who really won, bro? I've not the fans, I can tell you. You know what? You know who won last night? Palestine.
Yeah, Palestine won last night. Congrats to them. Palestine, Palestine, coming off the blah win, coming off the new Israel attack victory, right? That was pretty successful. No, nobody. Not, not nobody. Not everybody fights for the crowd. Not everybody does that. Some people they. Fight for Hezbollah. They they fight for themselves, they fight for, you know, they, some people just fight to win.
Like I fight to try to kill, like I'm trying to fucking make a statement in this, in this, in this fight. And some people just like a win is a win, bro, You know? I mean, two checks, bro, at the end of the day, two checks, if you lose, you get one check. That's it. So. Is Bilal Mohammed the most hated UFC champion of all time? I don't know Luke Rockhold. No, but I mean, a lot of people hated Luke, but a lot of people loved Luke too at the same time. Yeah, but a lot.
Who loves Bilal Mohammed? Like, have you ever, Have you ever, Have you ever heard anyone been like, dude, Bilal Hamid's fighting this weekend, bro. No, but we got to watch the Bilal fight. What? Get the fuck out of here with that that one. Come on, my God. That's funny. Have you ever said no, dude? The Lord just knocked him out. Come on. I. Don't think Bro boy was going for Bilal to win this fight. Actually, my friend Pablo was and and obviously all of.
The Gaza Strip. All of my friends were friends with Bilal. Yeah, now you shout out to him and he's a great dude, but. Bro Winning. He's winning bro, like doesn't matter. Bro I felt miserable when he was winning. I was like oh fuck. Oh. Fuck, Leon had good moments but it was just it wasn't enough. What if he just goes on a Habib? Run as possible, he's got the skill set to do it bro. Yeah, he's got like he literally it looked like Habib at 170. But again bro, he's the champ.
Isn't that the ultimate goal of why you got into this game to one day reach the pinnacle and become the champion bro? By any means necessary, right? By any means necessary. This is my preferred way means, you know what I mean? But like other people, they got other means. Fuck yeah, but you know, champs like that, once they lose. Or they ain't getting us. They ain't getting. Us they will do everything possible not get them another
shot that's. Yeah, and that's, you know, you got to, you got to fucking live with that too. Who do you think's next for blah? Because then Dana said that they're not going to give Leon the rematch. I don't know. Like there's like what's there, Shafkat, there's that might be a good fight. That dude, I seen some posts, somebody, somebody said Shafkat and Bilal and then Leon and Ian Gary. Yeah, 'cause Ian Gary was at, he wasn't yet or, or at Leon's gym for a while if I'm not mistaken.
I think Ian was there when he was in that era, but like bouncing around from all the gyms before I ended up in Brazil. I'm not too sure, yeah. That sucks. That was, yeah, that was crap. And your buddy, Mr. King. Bro that pissed me off so bad. Bro he didn't even get to fucking fight man. He oh, but why? Oh, Paddy the baddy. Why did he shoot? Why did he shoot? Patty the Batty I. Just want to ask him why did you? Shoot went and took that ranking away from Bobby Green, Mr. King Green.
Then I go so bad too, because he got his arm broken and he fucking got choked out. He got choked out, then he got his arm broken. Bro. Oh my God, what a what a. Clean tight triangle though, right it was. It was too perfect, like every transition was just perfect. Like we were talking about the the video of him doing it to like the the army soldiers like he just a couple dozen soldiers all in a row just 222222. Made me feel pretty good as AUS Army veteran.
Dude, why did he shoot? Like I'm pretty like I think he fell off the leg kick that got him, but like he still like engaged a shot though. That sucks. Yeah, I really wanted him to just in the hype, right? There, hey, but Bobby ain't never tapped. Nah, he didn't. He died. He died. Died on his shield. Bro, he broke his arm, died and he stayed and he stayed classy too, Bro, that that was dope. That was dope.
Yeah. He's just like stood there, broken arm, he's like shaking him with the other hand was like good shit, whatever. I don't know what he told him, you know? Yeah. Stayed classy dude. But even like we were talking about Bobby was kind of weird coming into this fight, the way he was talking in the press conferences and he seemed not aggressive and like not like the OG, like I don't give a fuck like he usually is. Yeah, I mean, that's what I
normally get from him. I I didn't see any media you mentioned. He was like super like complimentary, like like the way that he was acting towards the fans and what not here. I'm here for the fans. Like he was like ignoring questions about like direct questions about him and like Patty and what not. It was, it was kind of weird it, it felt off from Bobby. That's fucking yeah. That's not. Damn on the other hand though for Patty blowing up, I mean fuck him been a huge. Star, right?
Fuck, I know. He's such a turd though. Fuck, why don't you like him? I don't know, he's just like I, they're probably all like this. But since Conor McGregor, like all these European characters come out the fucking woodworks, you know what I mean? And it's just like another one. Like, fuck, I was a huge fan of Conor, you know what I mean? And then like, it's just another one.
Come on another one fucking, you know, like I fucked with till because he was like pretty humble, but he would like speak his mind and then fucking this turd fucking Ian Gary, you know what I mean? I'm just like bro, what the fuck is going on bro? I just sent off already. I don't know. Did any other fight on the card catch your eye? Not really. Oh, actually, one fight that was actually pretty good was Molly. Molly and fucking that. I missed it.
How'd that fight? That was actually a pretty good fight bro. Like Molly got hurt early in the fight and and then she dogged out like fucking she ate a bunch of niece of the body and was like folding bro and and just dogged it out. She lost. But brah, she she was she is a dog. She got fucked up, but Manel Kopp and Mohammed Mulkayev, that was, that was a like fucking, that was a bad one. What happened, man? That's your. That's your training partner, your star partner.
Right. I mean, on his end too. He fucking broke his toe in the fucking second round like. Somewhere savage. Bro and like. Reached out and tried to get a yeah. He was trying to fix it mid fight bro and like I can't understand. I can't understand like the the the lack of offense on that side, you know what I mean? But like there's also another guy in the fight too, you know what I mean? Like what? What is the other guy doing as well?
The other guy wasn't really trying to do shit except when the fight. Protect that oh, on his record. So like, it's this hard. It takes two to tango. And like it was almost like both of them didn't really want to tango. So yeah, it's hard. Fuck is what it is. And we we finally, we talked about a little bit, got a opening card. Looks like almost a finalized card for a UFC Noche. Yeah, yeah. Looks like Max Holloway and Eliot Zaporia aren't on that card.
Sean O'Malley, Adam and Rob Devaleshvili are going to headline. That's going to be for the Bad Weight title. We've had our takes on that, but now that it's actually final and it's official, how do you think that's going to end up? More up? Still more up? Yeah, you kind of have to at this point. Yeah, I mean, we bet on it too. Yeah, you. Still feel confident about your bet? Yeah, I mean, bro, he's, he's a machine, bro. He is the machine.
He's going to like, I don't know, like Sean's Sean's shot is catching him right, Like you have to catch him and and and and knock him out cold. That's Shawn shot. But Merab, he can just do what he does and just like he doesn't have to catch. You know what I mean? Like he doesn't have to knock him out. He doesn't have to submit him If he just does what he does take him down 20 * a round, he wins the fight, you know, and it's going to be kind of exciting if he's doing that, you know what I
mean? Like it's going to be a lot of action, Boom boom. It won't be just. Hug and hold, hug and hold. It's going to be boom. Take him down. Ground and pound, ground and pound. Oh, he got up, fucking take him down again. So I think he'll probably wear on Sean. If if Sean can't completely anti wrestle, especially early, then I think he'll wear him down bro. So. That's going to be a rough one. That's five rounds. They got 5 rounds.
Yeah, I don't have I it's because it's like dealing with Habib on steroids in terms of like on. EPO, yeah, yeah, like on EPO, yeah, he's going to get tired, bro. He's just going to whoop, whoop, whoop. First round, second round, third round. Oh shit, Fifth round still going. You know, that reminds me. So I got to That's him. I got an argument with the Dominoes pizza. I don't know. So I had AI had like they made me a pizza, but they made it wrong. So they told me just call them
back. They'll comp it. I'm like all right, cool. So it's been like three or four months. It's like oh, shit, went to God. So I called in and I was like, hey, they said they're going to comp me this pizza and whatnot. And the person on the phone is like there's nothing here for you. I was like, all right, can I speak to the manager or something? Manager jumps on the phone. I started explaining the situation.
She starts like hinting to me like I'm ghetto and that she's not going to give me a free pizza and stop trying to get free food beat it type of like yeah, yeah. She starts actually like saying those type of words and what not. I was like yo what are you talking about? Like this was something that how long have you been working there for? First time that I asked it's like I started here like 2 weeks ago. I took over this location.
I'm like, all right, well, this happened like a few months ago that you guys don't have like a record log of this. Like I've I got a name, I've got the date that I called in and whatnot. Like you just weren't there. She ends up saying nothing I can do for you, stop trying to get free food and be a bum and then hangs up on me. So I'm like, all right, cool. So I'll go online. I'll put up my Incognito window and I put in an order for pizza.
I try to make it like 200 bucks to put like an order and I'll pay when I get there. The Max the orders out the 50 bucks. Oh shit. So over the next 3-4 weeks, this was like a month ago, over the next like 3-4 weeks, I had placed probably 100 orders of about $49.50 to this domino. Pick up one, didn't pick up one of them. They probably don't give a fuck. They probably eating it. I don't, I don't care.
I I can tell you that manager who gets her her profits and losses that get put up every week, she gives a fuck. Ohh fuck, they're just probably just like, are you on a pizza? Bro I was coming out here for like thousands of dollars a week of pizza my. God, you gotta you got. I'm not. Fuck you, Domino. They're gonna get. You fuck you. I don't go. It's not illegal, stupid fucks. Oh shit, it's not I. Forgot to pick up my order. Yeah. Oh, I forgot.
My name's not David. Oh, I was doing fucking. I was doing names that Mad Mads Brunell uses like, shit. Mike Rotch. Mike Rotch. Like, oh, I have pictures of some of them. It was like the dumbest names in the. World fucking hilarious. The fuck them. That's why you got to go to Papa John's. Though Papa John's. Why? Yeah, better ingredients like a pizza. Papa John's I fuck with Papa. John's, I use my favorite, ER, word. No, they didn't let Papa back yet, huh? Why is Papa a racist?
Yeah, I didn't know that Papa had Papa used the N word a few times in public. Come on, let him go. He's How old is Papa? I don't know. He tried to, what's his name? Danny Duncan tried to bring him back. Who? Danny Duncan. He's a YouTube. Shit man, trying to bring him though. Trying. To bring him back. That if I like, I don't, I don't. Who would you? Who would you rather have back? Would you rather have back Papa or Jerry from Subway? Oh Papa, why fuck subway guy you?
Just touched a couple kids. Yeah the fuck yeah. Stay away from kids bro like. He had. He had. He had the database. Yo fucking stay away from kids bro. Anything to do with kids, I'll. Fuck you, he's on Arby's vibe. We have the meats. Bro he fuck. These kids is for the streets. Yeah, yeah. Anything to do with kids bro, Anything like that with kids I will personally fuck you up myself. That's what you into. I don't like that shit.
I mean like, it's not OK whether if you do it to a fucking adult, let alone a goddamn child. Bro get out of here with that. Yeah, but it's funny when it happens to kids. You're fucked up. No, I would take. I'll take Papa and I'll take that pizza too. You ever see like these? I don't know, I just crossed my mind, but like on Instagram, it's like these videos of but they're like true crime stories or horror stories basically.
I watched that where like it's like it shows like a drawn cartoon face and it's like some dramatic music and then like the beat drops and like some weird ominous music and then it's like like the cartoon face turns devilish and it's it just it just loops like like that's the whole video just loops like doesn't show you. Oh, and sometimes it'll show like pictures from the event and like from like the investigation what not, but it'll be like paragraphs of like the actual
story. It'll be like the scariest shit you've ever heard of. Like girl was like beaten by her parents who didn't like her once she her brain started getting fried and like she started losing her mobility and they just left her on the couch for like 3 months and the investigators came in and she was melting into the couch. Oh my. God like there was pieces of like her flesh was growing around the couch as she went sinking into it. Oh, that's fucked up.
No, I'll be watching shit like that too though. But it's like actually like like footage and shit like that are like people talking like a person on screen talking a camera. I mean, they'll they'll show some of the pictures, but a lot of times it'll be a. Like freaking my girl showing me one, showing me one is like the kid was like in a little cabinet just locked in a cabinet bro, like and then they would like feed him in there and like he got fucked up because he wasn't getting any light.
You know what I mean? Like oh bro, sickening. No vitamin. D You're a fucking sick ass. Fucking my mind still let me know, come on. But my body. Put this brother. In the body telling me, yeah. You've been listening too much, Drake. You ain't got to hurt nobody. You've been listening to that Drizzy, that BBL Drizzy. Oh man, I told you I don't listen to music anymore. Ever since the I don't. Know sound like you've been. Ever since the the Drake and Kendrick beef, because one, the
beef was stupid. Two, you go listen to the music and it's like, damn, what are we doing, Drake? Oh no, not another one. Oh jeez, I've the girl likes to babysit. Like who says that? Bro come on, that's got to be the worst line you could ever say. Would you ever sleep with anybody you babysat? I never babysat nobody. So you fucking them all? I'm not a babysitter. Would you be? Would you sleep with anyone that babysat you? I don't. Know who babysat me? How?
What the fuck? One of my babysitters. That's crazy. Yeah, I want Nikki. Nikki, is this alright? I don't know her. I've never, I haven't seen Nikki in 20 years. And she probably she wasn't hot either. She was like a like a dirty, like Hop, a white girl. I think my only babysitter was my Auntie Janet. That's probably my only babysitter. Yeah, but we were aside from like. Auntie, I was a horny kid though. I would have. I would have fucked all my
babysitters. I would have fucked my aunties too. You're bad. It was my auntie was getting out of the shower and I was like some titties. I don't even want to be on this show no more. I don't fucking get scared. My God damn. Too much, too much cameras. I. Wish I had a camera back then. No, my finger just flashes red every once in a while. You just get it covering. I've been watching a lot of what have I been watching lately Deadliest warrior? What was this? Remember the deadliest?
Remember spike TV? The deadliest warrior. Oh, deadliest warrior, Deadliest warrior, deadly warrior. Oh. Dude, deadliest warrior is so. Like a slanging meat, slagging meat both sides. Did you ever watch the show though? Deadliest. Warrior I, I think I'm pretty sure, yeah. They'd always pick out like Spartan versus yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know somebody like, bro, one of the episodes was a Chinese Shaolin monk versus like a Maori warrior, a Maori warrior.
And at the end of it, I believe the Shaolin monk won and the Maori guy because they bring in like experts from each side to like do all the weapons tests that they input into the system for the simulation at the end. And the Maori guys like, man, this is bullshit. You'd have no chance. Fuck that. The computer's Chinese, anyway. It is he ain't lying right? So fucking lying The. Show was hilarious. Bro that show was crazy because. I don't know, do monks have weapons?
Yeah, they have. They have weapons you got that's where like Kung Fu started and whatnot too. So they're like, I like the ninja stars and shit like that. Oh. Shit, they use that. I think they did. It and they might win. Yeah, yeah, they might be winning. Yeah, 'cause the Maori doesn't. He's got like. Do they have swords if they have? Swords. Yeah, yeah, they do, They do. They they got curved swords or something? Because if they fucking the Maoris only have like shark
tooth. Yeah, we got swords gonna fucking. They have steel right in China. That's gonna win for sure. Yeah. And they probably had like fireworks too. But it was awesome. Shoot fireworks at these. I don't remember when this show was shot, but if it was around 08, maybe 09, somewhere around there, right? I I I I remember the show and they even you should do like animals like with like this animal fought this animal. What? Who would win and shit? It's a different show. No, no, yes.
Not on that show, but I remember around that time shows like that were going on and I remember seeing the. Show, bro, it was the best. Well the craziest shit about it was in that era we were at like the Middle East wars were going on right with us. One of the episodes was like a Nazi versus Taliban bro. It was like, how did this make
it on television? So there's literally they they literally because they have, you have to think there are people that were trained in these armies that belong to them. So they brought in a dude full blown and Nazi gay or like straight up like we saw Better Than You and nine yeah, yeah, I'm not good at it. But they had guys from the Taliban basically just chilling. Just shooting like this.
Yeah, so they went from the Taliban to the FBI and the guy that got out of the FBI and then that's now how they're in America. Basically they're like Ali kind of leave. Me out of that, leave me out of that, leave me out of that. You'd be trying to do me dirty right now. Shout out to Ali. I love you, boss. Do you even watch TV or anything in? YouTube. Yeah, well, I don't everything I've been watching has been like on like a like every TV show ever.
You can go to like a pirated website and just watch it out commercials now right I. Want to like if I put Netflix on like it's because I like to have sound to fall asleep sometimes. So I fucking just put like a some movie on and I just so like what? I'm not even watching it. Diary of the Traveling Pans. What are we talking? About last night I had on Bad Boys. Mamma Mia. Bad Boys 2 on Netflix. What do you think is the best bad Boys I. Don't know because I didn't see the three me either.
So I got to watch that one and then and then maybe just watch them. Wait, how many are there? How? Many. I think there's three. Is there three or is there 4? Oh, I don't know now. There might be. Is there 5? Damn it. Look, 'cause I remember 11's obviously the original, but I I would say two is better than one though, right? Tapioca. What tapioca Missus Tapioca. Mr. Tapioca. I jacked off the Gabrielle you knew that was. Right or die. That came out this year, right? Right.
Bad boys. So that one is bad, boys. There's like a bad boys forever. So life for life, bad boys, bad boys for life, bad boys, two bad boys ride or die. So there's four of them. One was for life. For life was in 2020. Oh that one's that one looked weird like Martin Lawrence was like super puffy and fat like he just be eating Chick-fil-A. Dang, when was the last time you had fast food? Fast food. I'm a fat fuck, you know me. But you're not fat though.
Shoot, probably within the last four weeks, 5 weeks, maybe six weeks somewhere around there. I'm a, I'm a chibi guy. So like I'll, I'll, that's how fat I am. I will randomly jump on the food apps even if I'm not going just to see what kind of deals they got today. Like they'll have, they'll have spend a penny, get a double cheeseburger for free. So I might go get a jump on that. I might go grab me a Powerade and go get me a, a free double cheeseburger.
Dang, I'm I'm that kind of fat. That's actually good. I'm so fat. I could tell you right now you could download the Chick-fil-A app. We'll take a survey, play the game, we'll get you 5 free Nuggets right now up until tomorrow. Today is Sunday. Oh, you're right. So you not that fat. But you could play the I'm so fat if I. You knew that it was up until. Tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you forgot that they're closed today. Yeah, well, I forgot that it was Sunday too.
I asked you on Thursday. Hey, is tomorrow Friday or was tomorrow? I asked you something like that. You're like, you're like Saturday, tomorrow. I think it was Friday, yeah, Saturday. Tomorrow I'm like, yeah, Saturday. Man, I love not having to like like an office job or anything like that. Oh, that's the best dude. I I I'll never go back. Just. Clocking in, that's the thing I. I never clocked in and clocked out so I always got in trouble. I got fired from a job for not
clocking in and clocking out. I'm only got fired from two jobs. Well, looks like you're doing the right thing now though. Yeah, well, it's why would I have to clock in and clock out? Don't I just have that job to do? I mean, so they know that you're there. What the fuck? You got to know my job so they can pay you. My job done right. True, true. Are you the only person that has that task?
A lot of times, yeah. OK, then this maybe it's different because like for me, I work valet like you got to know that I came in and worked with the rest of the team, right? I got to get my cut of the tips. Like I got a beater, I got to go in, I got to clock in like. Not really, but yeah. If I don't clock in and or like, I can't get my paycheck. You know what I mean? I mean, you could. They didn't know I was there. I definitely ain't getting my
tips if I'm if I'm not there. You was there though, why wouldn't they just give it to you right then and there? No. I mean, we'd get it right at the end of the shift, but I got to be. There, yeah, but if you was there, why wouldn't they just give it to you then? Oh yeah, I would actually. I would get my tips but I wouldn't get my fucking my check. Yeah, but I was there. Yeah, that's true. I was Check the tapes. I don't know. I don't get it.
Look, the cameras. But I mean bro, they got to keep track of it somehow. Yeah, that's true. It's so funny when you think about it, too. Like, like work weeks were so much longer back in the day. I mean, think in the 1800s, early 1900s. Oh, there was no day. They were. You just worked all day. It was literally 13 hour work days in the factories like like Carnegie, Carnegie Steel, it's one of the biggest steel companies in the world.
At the time they were 13 hours a day, six days a week if I'm not mistaken. What about if you think even before that, every day was just work? Yeah, like, you know, I mean just surviving his work. Right. Just like being alive. Like to be alive you had to work you. Had to, you had to do shit. You had to fucking stay alive, right? You had to go milk your fucking cow and fucking actually raise them mother fuckers.
And you know what I mean? It wasn't like a grocery store that like respect to the fucking. Do you imagine Africans that still do that shit? Like, you know, I mean, they still live that way, the Africans, Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant the ones here. No Africans, not African American you. Ever seen those videos where like that like black people talk to Africans like they try to talk to all ghetto and whatnot and Africans is like are you not that I am not like you, I am African.
Well, actually, they don't like American blacks like outside. Yeah, they, they, they think they're like super entitled. They they really don't like them. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't. I mean, I would never understand it. So I but I don't, I don't understand it, right? They just don't like them. Well, I've never, I wonder if, because I don't know for sure, do Africans from Africa not like like European Africans? I like Africans in Europe. All I know is America is pretty hated.
There's a lot of black people without are French a. Lot of people hate America though. Right, because we're the best. That's true, America, but yeah. Why would I hate who's on the bottom? I want to hate who's on top. I mean, that's the only ones you hate. If you ain't got haters, you ain't doing right. Hey, they hate us because they ain't us. Because they anus. Yeah, yeah, hate us because they anus. Because anus. Yeah, hate us because we got the anus. We are the anus.
Yeah, we got the BBL Anus, we got the. Fucking balloon. Nuts. Our guys have nicer asses than their chicks. US gay as fuck. But facts. Facts, facts. I've been shut out. Bosses Sam. Oh fuck that. Probably 200 lbs now too. That he's cheeked up right now. He's cheeked up, right? Oh my God, that's gay. He can make it clap with no hands. Fuck. Bro you asking right there. Boston can you make it clap? This is a wild throw it back. Throw it back, make a splash and.
It is Lady Gucci breeze. Oh man, No, no, put that stinky fish fry coochie away bro, put that. Oh, you got to let it breathe. Thank you. Let it breathe. Bro that shit's stinky. Oh my. God bro can you I just. Oh I imagine her shorts smell so bad. I don't even know who we're talking about. What's your name? Sexy Red. Oh, is that who sings that? Isn't that who sings that? I don't know. She's the one that be like oh baby, yeah, like fuck you freaking I'm dead.
No, that's what I was saying. It's it's that bad though. Yeah, I didn't. I just. You know what I'm talking. About I just remember like the words that part. Wait, wait, what? I just remember those words that I was singing. Oh, you were singing? I don't even know what the song is that I I just I just know the words. I think that words right there we. Can play it for like 10 seconds. I couldn't even tell you what song that is. I can't even find it. Just type in those words into Google.
I looked up. I looked up Oh baby. And it came up to a Temptation song. Oh my. God, oh baby, I love. You I hear this, this song. But I lie you but. That's sexy Red and Drake. Drake's on that. Drake has a full blown verse on that song. Oh, that's terrible. Even when she said oh her. Voice I told you I was trying to copy. Her you sounded just like. Her I tried my best. Honestly, I was laughing because it was funny, but you sounded just like her. That's crazy.
That's what art is now, man. Yeah, I mean, fuck, Takashi 69 started the wave. Bro, they but they made that popular though. It's crazy though. It's just like it's the way it's the the machine, the way it pumps people out right now. It's so crazy. I think about even guys who you would figure would be like a mainstay at the forefront, like Jack Harlow, the Jack. Harlow, he can rap bro. Dude can rap.
But like, the way they had him on everything, the way the the machine put him on, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they just like cycle through these guys forever. And there's, there's no way to have a lifetime in the forefront like any like Usher or Eminem, for example. Like Eminem's always been like he's always like, even if he hasn't been like, let's go put it on an Eminem song. Like Eminem has always been in like a fixture in your. Mind. Oh yeah, I've been listening to
him like the past like 2-3 days. I've been, I've been listening to a lot of em actually. But there's guys like nowadays that like, what's his name, the baby? Like you can rap. I can can rap like a mother fucker, but I could go like six months without thinking. Even just thinking about the baby. Yeah, I'll. I'll think about Eminem, maybe like, I don't know, like once a month, twice a month, it'll pop up. No, no more. But the guys will literally just like, disappear off the face of
the air. Yeah, Rod Wave was huge when he came out. Rod Wave's gone. Who else? Who? Roddy Rich comes and goes. He Nah, he's kind of faded off in my opinion, He because from where he was from where he was like he'll pop in on tracks and he'll be like, oh, there's Roddy there, you know what I mean? And like, but like, fuck, from where he was to like now he faded out. He. Got a dope voice too, huh? Yeah, different. He's different. Yeah. I fuck with Roddy.
A lot of these mother fuckers actually. Little Baby kind of fell off too. He's one of my favorite, like new school rappers, Little Baby, but he kind of. He was the hottest. It got it got so repetitive so fast. Yeah, and he tried to try to switch it up and then and then I just think it wasn't working. Like he, like baby is one of the new school rappers I could listen to all the time. Like obviously his his good shit.
Like a lot of his new shit. I ain't really been fucking with it. And you got to think how much music they put out and and like how often we listen to music now, like people listen to music all day long. I'm one of those people. I should probably. And it's not just a few people, like it's masses of people now. So it's like there's your stuff, I think just gets played out now. Maybe because before you used to have to have like acd. Player you had to literally be
in the car. You had you listen to music when you drove somewhere and then sometimes when you got home if there wasn't something good on TV, we're maybe we're listening to the radio, listen to the radio when we clean house. Yeah, is it just played out? It's not as like sentimental anymore or some shit. Yeah, that's fucking. The music's not like, like, oh, I get to listen to my favorite rapper. Like, no, I listen to my favorite rapper all day. And then you have like a million
new favorite rappers. Like, oh, this is my favorite rapper now. I think that's why they're cycling them out. The shit just gets played out. Yeah, I feel. Like it's a big part of. It the radio's playing the fucking same banger five times in an hour. Right. Or you've heard 30 seconds of that song 5,000,000 times from fucking TikTok social media as you. Scroll. And yeah, that's how I know. Like those little lyrics here and there? I say, oh baby. That's classic. She sucks. She cracked.
You didn't even crack. She cracked. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. You can't even crack. Fuck it, I tried. There's going to be such a funny clip we should have Cannon on too before he fights. Fuck when is this fight though? Like. August. Oh OK. Oh, like August What though? Because it's coming hot bro. August is next week, dog. Damn bro, how are we going to get? I think this will come out like the day before August shit. That's pretty soon. Yeah, that's true.
It's great to see you again, man. You're back. We got consistent episodes of Cooney again. I'm. Trying to make it a trying to make it, brother. No, I'm actually going to be opening on my schedule too. What if? What else have you been up to in your life? You know bro, it's always the same old shit like, but I mean, I've, I've made some changes and I'm I'm going to make some changes.
And how's it been without a, without GIF and training now and hitting like what's practice like look like for you now? So this this past week was like my first like week without them and I mean mentally and everything has been fucking amazing bro like the stress and everything off off my. Off of like yeah you said like the like all like the sores until your Dick went down too right you're. Full of dog. Oh man, I had a cream for that. Like a cream you, he said. Fag on.
YouTube you got to blurp that that is deep enough to the powder. Again, you got to blurp that shit. But yeah, bro, this this week was and I was just trying to figure it out. I was trying to figure out the schedule at one of the Muay Thai coaches, Matteos Nakashi. I tried it. I don't think I'm going to keep it. And then I I was talking to my, my strength coach, my, you know, Naudi Aguilar and then Johnny Evelyn about structuring my
schedule. And we're going to make some good changes and think we're doing a little more than we needed to and we're going to make the right changes there would be good. A little bit of doing too much. Possibly spreading myself a little too thin, you know, trying to just fucking please everybody. I think it'll be good. Now maximize the trainings that we do. You brought up your coach's name and it reminded me what was the name? Was it the Japanese? Naughty, I thought it was.
Japanese my neighbor ended up showing me this week. He brought me inside. This is the first time I've ever been to my neighbor's house. He's in my house all the time because he fixes everything for me though. So I was in his house and he's taking me to like his backroom and he's showing me like swords, like all these guns, like all these like Asian artifacts and what not that like his friends
gave him. And one of his buddies the, the dad was a, he's one of the, I can't remember his position. He's one of the commanders from the Navy that led the attack on Iwo Jima. And then another guy that he's cool with, the guy he was some Colonel on on AD day. Colonel Sanders. He ends up showing me from World War 2, this sword and a gun from this Lieutenant Colonel from the Japanese army. He's like, yeah, man, this was taken. You see this SEAL, this means it
was taken before the surrender. So this means it was taken off of his body during war. And then I ended up. Doing He's all stoked. Yeah, like he stoked this shit telling all this what not and he's like, yeah man, those they killed a bunch of Japs out there, man. Like dude, I'm Asian, remember? Look at me. I ended up doing some research on it though. The Lieutenant Colonel, he did surrender his, he surrendered the, I guess he like just took his sword and his, his samurai
sword and his gun. And then they threw him in jail and then they let him out of jail. And then he went back to his guys and he said, hey, guys, we surrendered. So then everybody had to like chip off all like the seal from their guns. But yeah, he had a gun from like I guess the 40s or something like that, and he showed me another samurai sword I guess they stole from a raid in Iwo Jima and it was from he killed a
lot of traps. He's got all the fucking paperwork on this shit ends up from being from like 1580 something. Bro that's. Crazy in like crazy condition like and the detail on like the handle and everything is it's it's. Crazy. What side? What side neighbor? Bro, that's the other thing. He ended up showing this. So there's like a gun cabinet, right? Fuck me, there is. I don't know, maybe probably close to a dozen rifles and shotguns lined up. There's a bunch of handguns on
the bottom of it all right. Then he pulls me when we went to see the. He'd show that just to send a message to you. No, we're, we're, we're super cool. We're super cool. But he he brings me deeper into his into his, his room. And then there's like this massive fucking safe. That's where the the 1500s samurai sword was. But in there, bro, there was like an arsenal arsenal, like probably another three dozen. Like it's bigger than the lockers behind you of of just a huge safe.
Hell of guns out of it. It was like a little Armory. That's what I want, though. I just want like, I wanna just have like too much guns. Oh my God, Somebody was like, bro, you have too much guns. Like that's what I want. 300 blackouts, 50 cows like a. Suppressor. Fully auto shit that I get to get cleared from the ATF or like oh. Man, I want that. Bro it it, it was some nut shit like just. Fucking artillery. Yeah, yeah, crazy amount of snipers. He wants to go shooting with us
too. I showed him the podcast and what he's just like that but. No bad, get him on or something. Yeah, we got to get on. Who is that what we got to have on? I'll have Coach Eric on too, before Noche. Oh, sick. Yeah. Well, what time are we at on the screen? Looking at 51. I think we're good. Anything you got coming up? September 13th. Houston C Beck. Whatever. I don't know how to pronounce his name. Oh. Yeah, you didn't even mention your fight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we signed the
contract, so I'm good. Now I can talk about it. Whatever. September 13th, Santa Cruz against California's #1 prospect. He's 21 O and I'm about to send a message. About to eat that, eat that O so this is your first. Who's going to end up courting you this fight then? Possibly Maki Pitolo and and Rodney, Rodney Kelogi. Just vibes and smart minds, you know? That's all I need. And I fought without GIF before. I've had fights without them. Lost one, you know.
This will be the first fight in how long without GIF? I think in three fights or two fights might be just two. Actually, no, maybe. I think 2:00. When was the last time? When I fought Federico Flores, so I fought Federico Flores, I didn't have them. And then I fought Dylan Cox, I had him and then I fought Humberto Duarte and then I got him. I had him for that one. And then I fought Jordan Harrison, I had him too. So yeah, Federico was that was
that one, that last one. It was only like 2 times I didn't have them. Miguel Sanson and Federico Flores. Yep. If you're ready to not have the constraints on you, I'm. Ready to show a whole like show like me, you know what I mean?
Like like this. The crazy part about it, which was so cool was like he was literally playing a game like on the sticks, controlling me, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, telling me everything to do. But it's going to be so much fun to have like that freedom and to to be me again. And they're like, like, have the creativity just flow, let the dynamic and let the athleticism show out there. And I'm excited for that part. And I'm going to have good
people around me, you know? So there's going to be it's going to be another day, bro. It's going to be. It's going to be fun. I'm excited to see when is that fight again. September 13th. How many weeks out are we? This will be 7 weeks. Damn how you feel. Feel good bro, I feel great.
I'm I'm excited for this bro. It's like a new life new and and I don't know just I get to fucking fight bro I get to fight for money I get to fight for for for my fans like like I don't know I just I'm just grateful again, you know what I mean? I'm not, I don't know. I just, I'm excited to be fighting. I'm I'm fucking make a statement. This is 100 more fights on your contract with LFA. This will be my last fight, my
last fight on the contract. So I'll probably I'll probably talk to them about another, maybe get another three fight deal because coming off of that loss, like I, I got some, I got some work to do, you know what I mean? So maybe like another three fight deal and then I should be I should be good from there. And I'm I'm looking to stay, I'm looking to stay consistent so that those three fights could come quick. So. Do you think you'll have another one after this in 2024?
I I want to fight in December after this. That's my plan. I want to fight. So that's why I want to talk to them, you know, look out a new deal. I want to fight right in December and possibly, hopefully, yeah, fight two more fights after that. Try to make the UFC campaign in 2025. I need to just go already, fuck it. Fucking no more. No more fucking fucking around, no more handcuffs, no more
fucking ankle weights. Just be me and fucking do what I do because if bro, honestly, like I don't need to win every fight, especially if I'm in the UFCI don't need to win every fight the way I fight. You're going to want to watch me fight and matchmakers should want them put me on cards. You know what I mean? Like I'm not, I don't even care about that anymore. Like I just want to fight bro. That's what it is. And obviously I'm going in there to kill mother fuckers and win these fights.
But just thinking about like that, oh, I need to I need to go on a five fight win streak to get to the UFC. Like fuck, bro, if I get three killer fucking fights from here, I should probably be in the fucking UFC like sometime soon after that 33 KOS like show stoppers or three just barn burners where I'm just murking a fool. I should, I should be close to getting in there, you know what I mean? I'm already close.
That's why. So just staying active, keep that fucking consistency and put on the fights that I put on. Bro, people want to watch me fight, so that's what I got to do is fight. Are you still on the UF CS radar or is there a way to get back on that radar, higher on that radar? I mean, I don't know if I, I don't know if I was even on their radar, but it's more so of just being like having the, the leverage to say, hey, like, 'cause they'll reach out, right? Like, oh, do you have any 120
fivers for blah, blah, blah. And then my management can be like, Oh yeah, I have this guy right here. You know what I mean? Look at him. Boom. And like right now I don't really have that. So they can't really push me out there yet, You know what I mean? I'm sure, I'm sure there's people in the UFC that know about me and you know what I mean? Like I, my face is around there
often and stuff like that. And, and like the people I the people that I've been connected with over the years and stuff like that. I'm sure my, my name is in there's a little bit, but as far as like being with Mick and fucking, I think Mick would be my guy anyway. So as far as like Mick being like, Oh yeah, tell, tell we need to get two more wins and then we'll sign him.
You know, I don't think it's really like that, but just having the just being able to be in the position for it, for that type of stuff to happen is is more So what I'm aiming to be in a couple more wins. Short notice fight in Vegas. You got somebody? Oh yeah, I got, I got poony. He lives in Vegas. He's he's he's he's close to wait. He's good. OK, sign. Boom, I'll take a short notice fight. I get signed. You know what I mean? Put on a crazy fight. Fuck it. And now I'm in.
That's another thing I wanted to ask you about, just because weight was a little bit of an issue last time, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm like, I had that fucking stomach issues and shit that, that that won't happen again. I'm not worried about. I'm not worried about making weight. That was, yeah, that was just a one time fluke. Fucking sick. Should have, shouldn't even have fought. Like I, I've been saying like I shouldn't even have fought. But yeah, I'm not worried about that.
Weight's never an issue for me. Perfect. I think we're good, yeah. Brother. Think I'll see you want to sign off before we get out here? Nah. Oh, check out this is going to drop on Tuesday, so it'll be a day out already, but the total lies podcast that's going to be hosted by me and Dave physique. I'm sorry, Devin physique, that's fucked up. He's going to hate me for that. Flip it. Total lies podcast, Devin physique and me that should be out July 29th Monday. Check it out.
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