Hawaii's Coqui Frog Crisis | Still Friends Show Ep.119

We're still friends, We're still friends. We're still friends. We're still friends. We're still friends. We're still friends. We're still friends. Bro, I never used to go to the to the airport for work on their lawn mowers. Yeah. And then because I don't want to cut the grass for the for the airstrip, whatever, right? Oh, you did? You did Landing strips, No? To the to the to the kind, bro, shave clean. But no, you go over there, just send us over there. And then you drive into the yard.

Ghost town, bro. I'm like park my truck trying to find somebody for talk to for. Yeah. What equipment I working on or whatever? Bro, ghost town cannot find nobody peak like this is like 11 in the morning. Do can't find anybody. Walk around, walk in the offices. No, can't find nobody. You all. I just kept opening doors. You open one door. They Austin the fucking thing sleeping and the other ones they playing like poker and stuff and I'm like, bro, like, what the

fuck is it? Oh, they just turn around like all casual like go on. You do something they're supposed to work on the I think I think they used to call it like the bat wing 1 when it goes down like this. OK, the lawn mower. Yeah, yeah, I think. Stay over there and then it just keep fucking take me to home bro. Wow. Like this? I saw our our tax money right there. Wait, so the state runs the airport? I'm. I'm not. Familiar with city and county is the state runs. On Hawaiian land.

Yeah, yeah, bro, my friend used to work there. Rest in peace my my boy John. But he used to just go there early in the morning, start like 4, change all the rubbish bags and all the trash cans and then he would drive home. And then because they had like a shop in their garage, work on cars all day and then drive back and then check out right. You go like Max is there two hours changing trash bag? And that was a state. Yeah, job.

Wow. Bro you know how bad it is when you like call in sick because you call in they get 30 something days sick, 30 something days vacation. They run through the 60 something days in the 1st 60 days of the year and then after that his WAP. But when he would call, he would just call the office. He'd be passaway not coming in and then hang up. I was like, that's how you call in sick. He's like, yeah, nobody's my boss. Like who's the boss? The mayor?

You don't know me calling passaway not coming in, hang up. And then I was like, wow, that's a fucking job. So you're. Just calling to the airport. No, I guess they have an office, but they got a call and say they're not coming in. Yeah, that's at least something that they got to do mandatory. And not like us, we call it, Oh, boss, not feeling good today, not going to make him right. He just called it passed away, not coming in and they didn't hang up. I was like.

Wow, is that how bad the oversight is at at like state agencies, especially in Hawaii? For sure they don't know what the fuck anybody's doing at any time. Not though to to jump on there. You mention the mail and stuff. Yeah, like. Who is your boss, right, Governor Green. Is he ever going to go down there and check on you? Nope. Either green or that kind of what his name shot. I can. I can see his face, Mayor. Like he was on the TV before. Yeah. What's his name? You Google him.

Oh, Hawaii's mayor, yeah. Every every island has a mayor, right? Honolulu where? No, Lou. A holy guy with the glasses. Caldwell. No, Caldwell was before Caldwell. Oh, yeah, Rick Bangiardi. Yeah, he seemed really good. And you know what, to be honest, anybody who runs for office nowadays, they are taking over somebody else's leftovers. So the guy is honestly, I, I think they're honestly trying to do a good thing.

And they may not be able to handle it because and and with social media, it is so hard that people just talk shit and and blossom. Yeah, just like just like with anybody else that a social media nowadays a fucking idea. No more respect. They just, they just turn around, just blast off. And you look, you try to look up their profile. No more picture, no more real name. Like if it was in the same room would be a different story. That's why the Internet is

undefeated. Yeah, yeah, undefeated, like we was talking about earlier, right? People just chirp on social media with no consequences. Yeah, it's like Justin, Justin, but he like to battle everybody on social media, everybody. But maybe, you know, I can honestly say, bro, once you shoot the podcast, I don't even watch them because I don't like watch myself and be like, oh, that's so cringe. Maybe I watch the clips that Justin make. But yeah, oh, this guy, he

battled. He's like he's badass with the clips. Then he then he then he comes back. He's like, you saw this guy doing this. I was like, no, he's like, bro, I try to go read them and this, I'll go back and really, oh, that's too intense for me. Yeah, some, some people, they go nuts on this. Oh God, they they blowing up their mind. They just looking at something and and they just blind us. They just off they just focus on one thing and that's it. It's like you cannot change my

mind period. Like wow, unreal, like but but don't you see that there is more than one side? To I just noticed that the OP's on your shirt is like. Tits Tits. That's a good one bro, I just noticed that. You like you like bite my OP? A little bit salty that one. Fuck, I gave I gave Mimi and Rayna the OP shells and she's like, oh, I'm going to eat the nipple meat. She's they both they both cool. Right. You're not the one from like recently, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's lovely. Mimi and Rayna. Rayna is crazy. Those social media sisters, they also be good fun. Oh yeah, they've been out here. They do a lot of stuff out in Vegas and like Cali too, right? Yep, Yep, all over. I think Mimi is from East Coast, but she collabs a lot with Raina on the east, on the West Coast. But they came to Hawaii recently, was awesome. Yeah, they invited us out. They can eat.

Raina can grind. She pounded like an 8 LB platter from Oh my Grill. And then they were sitting down later, talking story and eating more. I was like, Oh my God, that's. Crazy. Could she out eat you? Oh yes, yes, definitely yes. She could out eat. They had the burger challenge and Rayna ate 10 burgers, 10 good size burgers and the closest guys that came to her was 5 burgers. Mean I was I was looking at that. I was like wow, I could do at least 3-4.

I mean I was drinking her 80s. I was kind of full. But they can grind. They can put away 10 burgers raw and was. I feel like even just 10 fucking 10 like. What is that? What is the? What is the stuff from jack-in-the-box like breakfast jacks? Breakfast Jacks 10? Breakfast jacks would be hard, yes. Why do you come breakfast? Because it's not really like a burger. It's not even that big, right? It's just like really random. No, but like it's just slim like, oh.

You mcdouble or anything? No, but Mcdouble is like paddies, right? Yeah. But breakfast Jack is just what is that? OK, I mean egg and ham and cheese. It's not much. So like 10 of those would be hard. I think we could do it though. Dough that, not ten cheeseburgers. 5. Minutes. 05 minutes 5. Minutes. Yes. Oh, Josh. So. So I asked her that. I was like, hey, so right now, does your job come sore during the competition? She's like only doing pizza.

Well, I guess the the chewy, the dough Dough. Yeah. Like, oh, you know, my wife after 2-3 minutes, eh? Get you a renai. Just unhinge your jaw like an Anaconda. But even but even though, what is that I want? My hand and let me hold your tip. What is the the challenge to get in in New York the the hot dog? Hot dog, it is coming. Nathan's hot dog they. Brought it to, like, hot dogs, yeah. Wait, is Chestnut back in it? He's. Going to be back in it this year.

'Cause he he like. He got this boycotted. For the the gay fake hot dogs Oh. God, which guy is that? The the goat Joey. Chestnut. I thought, I thought it was the Japanese guy. It was Joey Chestnut. That guy passed. A long time ago. He's been smashing him for a long time. Oh, I never know. I thought kind of watching it when there's a Japanese guy, but he was showing like his training program and then right, he said they when he sweat it smell like

hot dog for like a week. He smell, he sweat like a hot dog smell for one week. Wow. After that Channel, are you? Are you a good eater? Could you do an eating competition, you think? I eat a lot, but I don't think I could do like a competition because it's timed, yeah. In like like a 10 minute span though. I'm a slow eater because I I fucking like I, I when I eat I I. Wash it down. Yeah, no, I wash it down like I don't really like. You chew with your mouth open

though. I yeah, I think so, yeah. Has nobody ever talked to you about that? I don't know, it gets me. Sometime Hey, he's. He's watching you eat. Watching. Him. I can't not hear him. I'm not going to say it because he's very successful. He's got this far, but nobody's ever said anything. No, I know, I know. I chew loud. You're like the. EDC of chewing like. I know, I know. I chew. I I like chew loud. He's loud. So yeah, what I want to, I don't know.

I don't really whatever. I didn't mean to call you out on it, no. I know, that's why. I was going to make us chew now. Nice. At. This moment is brought to you by a college poo poos. I just I just I just was telling Oh, we kind of eat on the podcast because I choose super loud to but sometimes I catch myself in the podcast and that's why I know I have gummy mouth because I can hear myself on the

Oh shit, I take the gum out. I got to eat credit, Justin, this, this whole podcast is very awesome. All those people out there, they don't know how much work goes into the editing. And for me, I, I hardly do any editing on my videos. It's just in real life. They call them IRL's, right, right, right. In real life, just what's your name, where you from? Boom, that's it. Yeah, it's much smarter. No this guy is good bro what he does. Yeah, about 260,000 followers. I think I'm doing OK.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You killed that. Where do you see the business going in the next year or two years because how long have you been doing it now? So solid about six years now. Solid six years and I think I'm starting to open up to new businesses. I am going to be starting to sell to this place in town. So starting to venture out into more stores. I give them a wholesale price and whatnot, but probably more stores open them up so that way I don't have to hassle as much

on the weekends for myself. But yeah, doing markets pop ups, yeah. What about do you ever try like the international marketplace in Vegas? Oh. Because like, we shop there a lot. Like local people shop there a lot. OK. Because it's like they have the Hawaii stuff that you can't get at Smits in. That's a great idea, I never even thought of that. I've I've never thought of that

usually. Usually I just post my sales on on Instagram and what is it the Facebook marketplace or the nightly connections connections, all those, all those Facebook groups. And then I tell them, OK, I'm going to take autos and then I'm going to do on pop up. I put a window of like 2 hours for that way the guys come, they pick up whatnot, and then I'll drop off to a couple stores like I did 2 scoops of Aloha and grass to the Max and that way I have the rest of the trip for myself.

Yeah. But I just was thinking because like we go to international because they have stuff that we like from home that is only there. Oh. OK, OK. I've seen other places like. 99 Ranch International Marketplace is there. Would you say Seafood City? Not really. There's a Pacific Island Mart on over here, but that's like places that we like, we go for

grab, like koi stuff. I, I don't have connections over those places, but I know a couple of the other local shops that I could probably hit up. But if not, then I might, I might just, I mean, usually it's twice a year that I come up. I usually bring up like 300 lbs of oil. Oh yeah. Any Mara goodies? How does that transportation look like? How do you get it up here? It's all you guys. Yes, I put it on a plane with us. You know, you got to boot after the the porters right out here.

I'll give you 100 bucks. You're going to play. Is that really how you guys do it? Yeah, like, I mean, I for me, it's like, you know, Portal, I'd rather give you the money than unnamed airlines. You guys benefit, I benefit. We all make money and and I give them some extra Romeo yield and stuff too. So hey, it's a it's a win win situation. You don't have a regular connect down there already. I got some phone numbers. Or a cargo account. Huh. Wine air cargo account.

So Hawaiian air cargo, I don't have an account but I have one. So what I've noticed with like next day air, it's never next day air. That's why a lot of people. So this one does because it actually gets on the flight. So it gets on the Hawaiian Airlines flight. So like, so if I say like I send something, I take it in the morning for the morning flight, OK, it lands with the flight that gets to Hawaii at a lunchtime because it gets on the actual flight. Oh, that's interesting.

OK, I got to go talk to some guys about. That so if you, if you drop it off like say in Hawaii, like the evening time, it's going to get on the 1050 red eye and then get here at yeah, like what time did it land fight 6:00 or something? It lands. It'll get here at the 6:00 and then they can pick it up by like 8. Wow that's good. I just worried that sometimes it'll sit. On no no, the cargo 1 is like legit. It gets on the IT gets on the actual flight. That's why.

OK, because I've I've done air cargo on on a wall from island to island. That's that's not bad. Either that or Kamaka. Yeah, yeah, that works out. But I've been, I've been with them doing like shipping through them for years back and forth. So. That's good. Yeah. I just worried about them having it being refrigerated or frozen. Can you put it on dry ice? Yeah. No, I just usually freeze it. They don't like dry ice on the plain. Oh, really? Weird. Yeah.

They I tell you it was dry ice. No. Used to be, nowadays they don't like so I just freeze them. But anybody asking for like next day air or something like that, I doesn't make it. It's never next day air or it does sit in a truck all day and then it'll be room temperature by the time to get it. So those guys asking for like next day air for like 1-2 pounds, Oh no, no, not worth, not worth your time. Not worth my time. So even with dry ice, it doesn't make it out here.

Yeah, wow, Somebody from Eva Beach that I know of the ship like 2 lbs they froze it and then they put it with dry ice to California. It was it was room temperature by the time they got it and they were asking me like, oh, should I take a chance of like you know, the only way for tell is try them, smell it and taste it. If you know if it smells OK what not, you can try eat them raw, maybe throw them back in the freezer or worst casey's fry it or throw it away.

Finally, it would be like the the most safe solution. Unless you get some guys you get iron stomach acid eyes. Oh about me. If The thing is any fucking anything like close to being little sour smell. Yeah brush shedding right away. I think I eat 1 bad meal prep the holiday bra. Fucking pissing off my ass bro. Oh bro yeah, that's the worst. It can't even wipe already. Wait, wait. Wipe. Dab. Shower. See. No, just go straight to.

I just straight to shower. So, so for for those of us that jump in the shower after we Paul Duru, what we go first knuckle or second knuckle weekly. Oh yeah. That deep. Wow, sometimes you never did. You never did the edge of my finger go inside. Sometimes it's like when you get on fucking brown crayon stuck in your ass or something, bro, you wipe, still there. Wipe still there. Go again. Wipe was still down. Bro. What the fuck is going on? Yeah.

It's got to keep wiping. Yeah, but I've got to keep wiping. Where is it coming from? So. How deep do you go? I didn't just fucking wipe my ass. Do you really go knuckle deep? No, I was going to say, that's deep, right? Well, I haven't been in prison, but I think I go up to the first stop for. Real. That's deep. Just sit in the shower, cook cake, clean. Stuff comes out of it easier than it goes in. Yeah, I think so, yeah, unless you get up a day and you just

relax and let them sprains. And play music I. Play music. Right the first time I the first time I sat I don't want hold that thing caught me by surprise bro. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh. Shit, how does it how does it hit the right spot on I? Don't know it's it's, I don't know, but it fucking hits. Is there AI in there? Some engineer when designer fucking. Hits it right on. Spot. It kind of hit everybody's hole. It's it's pretty damn close. If not, you got to shift it a bit, but.

Like there's no way that it's hidden. A Japanese little little 8090 LB person. Fucking get one. Big solid 400 LB hole. Laser sensor on top or something. Bro some shit because that fucker is like on point. Is Israel's Iron Dome. It's got an Iron Dome. Right. I never even know what that was until I, I was working on before I used to work at Caterpillar diesel mechanic and our friend Dean, he was from, he was half Canadian, half Japanese. So he grew up Canada and Japan,

right? And he moved to Hawaii. But you're talking about the Iron Dome. No, but but no, so like, you know, like we all the boys, right, We fucking like in the stalls. You all take a shit at lunch or you're taking a shit. We all talk story right, bro, after years, really notice that Dean never takes a shit. So we're like in the break room. We're like Dean, bro. I'm we've been working here years together like we never seen you take a shit. He's a bro. I only use bodies because

toilets are barbaric over here. And we're like, what do you mean? What kind of fucking toilet do you have? He's like I use a bodies. Can you pronounce it one more time? Barbaric bodies. No, no, no, the other one. Bodie, whatever the fuck it is. Is a good. But but like no, but some people like they grew up with it and they can't use a regular toilet. They don't like yeah, they they rather use that. Maybe just one. But the way he said it is, he's like, where you guys toilets are

in America is barbaric. Barbaric. Barbaric or barbaric or whatever the fuck it is. What was that called? D SAC. Called D SAC. Barbaric. Right. Is it just like like slangs that we have of our own or no? I just make it off this. Is Whitmore village angry? I just. Make it off Whitmore. Leave less, go with more, leave it less. Or do I? Am I just making shut up sometimes? No, it's barbaric. Barbaric. Yeah. Barbaric. Yeah. So. Like the ball in the joint or something?

We're down, you see, planning people on social media. They're they're like, oh, that's not how you pronounce them or that's not how you spell them like that. I mean like, you know, the full on Olelo or you know, it's like me, I'm pigeon fuck yeah, I just going to say what I like and then you're going to try correct me on that. Whatever brown like brown over there. Fuck your butt there. I know what you talking about. Yeah, just Justin always corrected me over here.

He's like every time I say something he's like, we'll try to repeat that again. And I already, once he says that, I already know, you know, I fucked up on some word that I just said, 'cause. I got bad ears from the army so I don't know if I heard it wrong sometimes or. No, no. You know, you're like, you know, yeah, I'm pretty sorry. And he's want to say it again, Say it again. And then he's like, is that how you say it? And I'm like, yeah. I. See your fuck the what?

I look shanky later. I guess I just make up all kind of fucking ways I say shit. I don't know. Well that's that's what it is right? I mean fuck I I noticed like kids like 20 something years old. The fuckers cannot spell for shit, no. But that's, that's why I do it, because I I'm used to people pronouncing words like that and pigeon growing up and then I tried to spell it like that and I don't know how to spell. Yeah, spelling.

Spelling and pronouncing is is one thing but yeah but therefore come out and try carrying you out on how you doing them. It's like bro leave me the fuck. Up bro, you know, I know I make some. Up bro. I have this friend over here. I was calling him Josh for like 5 years and then one day my cousin goes because who's Josh? I was like the electrician. He's like his name is Jordan. I was like what? And then I saw him again. I was like, brah, how come you never correct me that your name

was Josh? He's a bra. I just thought that's what you what you thought my name was. So I just like you call me that and I was like shit bra you like 5 years already. I've been calling you Josh. Fucking name was Jordan. I think it's also something about Hawaii's education system. Because you're gonna. Say, did you know Marco Polo was a real person? Yeah, real. Yeah. I didn't teach it on Big Island. I knew Marco Polo. I didn't know what he did, but I know he's a real person.

He's like, oh, I said. I finished. You think this is? This is a real this is this happened. This happened to me at like 20-3 years old when I worked at A at a car dealership. I had no idea. What did he do? He's like a discoverer. Discoverer. Yeah, he would. He would travel from different countries. Yeah, we'll check out new places. That's why that's that's how the game came about, right? Like, hey, where's Marco? I really thought it was just a pool game.

I, I didn't know it wasn't even a name. I I thought it was just two pieces of of the game. That's so crazy. That's hilarious. So you're a you got a new WNBA All Star that you love? Yeah, I ordered her jersey and all. What's her name? Cunningham. What's her first name? She's. Stuck. She's the Cunningham. Babe Bib. Bib. Her name is Bib Stephanie. Is it Stephanie? You call her Stephanie. I know, I call her Stephanie. I call her Stephanie. She white though, The one that

went. The one that fucking put on the girl for Keenan Clark. Could this be long? I bought her jersey and everything the next day. So, So what you think about the kind, what is the Apollo, Apollo one that that you had to bring up from Russia? Oh, Brittany Griner. She's a. Fucking Brittany Griner with the fucking nothing Adam's. Apple big tits bra. I have these. Bra I was, I didn't even think that was true.

And Justin said that bra, she just takes off her shirt and they don't, they don't censor it. Right. That's because no, nothing. I mean, does she identify as a guy? No, she's a mom. She she calls herself a mom. No, she calls herself. She's a dad. I saw that's this is, she said. I'm a proud mom. Big Mama, big. Mama. I thought she identified as a guy. It's. Hard to be a guy. I know we get something in common. We both eat pussy. Cow cow Thai fucking all the

way. All the way I see all the alphabet. Yeah, yeah, that's my new well, I was, I was already watching the WNBA because of Caitlin Clark. I only that's I only watched her games honestly, right. And then this season Cunningham came there and then that happened. And then I noticed. I I don't know why I never noticed her before but when she did that and I noticed her. I like watching watching the first half of Angel Reese games. Oh, because the guys that do the they bet.

On no, they they stopped it. What they they had, they made it, they made, I don't know what happened, but they had to take that off of the betting line. No way. That was one of the best thing in sports. Bro, the guys won like 10 games straight because she's fucking sucks and like she's good like you know what I mean? But she. Though like.

I know, but like to me like she's big and athletic, but what happens No like but what happens like when like the skill part comes in, you know, because she can't shoot too good. Like, like I can't play basketball to see in my life. But she's attractive. No, she's just like Shaq. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give her the business for sure, Shaq. I'll have to definitely stand on a little step stool. Shaq was trying to give her the business. Did you see that?

Yeah. Could you imagine her and Shaq's babies? Just want an athlete bro. Some genetic freak. That that's 7340 inch vertical. What if she was end up with me and you had one kid? What would happen would end up. 5-10 Average 5. 5. How tall do you think your daughters are going to be? Taller than me. You think so? Yeah. I think you ought to be right. Yeah. It'd be hard not to. I just be. With I feel like I'm not that short. I feel like I'm an average height 57. Seven.

Yeah, I'm I'm same. Like a Filipino maybe? 574 inches. What is the average height? I don't. Know what do you think the average length is? Fucking average length for four people in Hawaii is about four or five inches, 5 inches. It's kind of like I look but. Really. The thing at 4 to 5 inches, that's a big difference. Sometimes sometimes when I stay like I peak just for compare when I stay in the at the urinal. At the urinal. Yeah, I just like, oh, it's

small on that. Is I know what I got to get last night was that was that fucking Fremont, and so I went in up back to you when I see you know, guy come and say he looked at me like, hey, how's it uggs? My friend was still in a still by the ear. No and he was taking a leak and a guy was like oh get the uncle outside the one with the did. They come inside. Oh, he came outside after the high and whatnot, but my friend. Came away. He shook your hand before he'd wash No.

I don't know. Oh, good. I never watched, you know, even a pat behind the back of everything round my fingers. Trees here. Are you a grower or a shower? I'm a grower. How do you know? Yeah, 'cause he grow. Are you a grower or a shower? I'm a grower bro but. How do you know? Cousin fucking grow old, bro. Like right now I sell all right? Well, when you when you. Yeah, I sell. All right? Well, fucking fucking. School you can see who is a

shore. I mean they get he's just walking around, but I am a. Performer, for sure performer. I'm a I'm a grower and I'm a performer. I'm a dictator. I'm a performer. I I know how I like my concerts with the extravagant and the fuck Fireworks, fireworks, bro, I'm the whole show. How like I told you how I watch porn. I watch the whole thing. I watch the whole movie. So it's like role-playing a big thing for you. Oh. Yeah, yeah. What was that about it? I'm all about it.

OK, we see doing the podcast, we go and passion party outside in the front. Tell people what a passion party. I had no idea what a passion party was until it's. Like all the girls get together and then they they have their toys and they share like a or they all. All I gave you for for say about passion. Well, is one thing. This is like a like a pass rush camp or like all like the best pass rushers in the NFL come together and they share like their pass rush moves. No.

They're they're sharing the. Lady comes, the lady comes and then the lady comes in and she has like all the different toys and then they can like like look at it and read it like if the she tells them about it. Don't knock a toy in the bedroom, but I tell you, it's just an additive to the extra extra flavor, extra passion you get in there. You just fuck a good action. Everybody needs this Scottie Pippen. If you think you're a superstar by yourself, fuck. Are you mean with the extra tag

team that's. It that was the kind of like when she finished, like, yeah, I did that. That was all me. Don't mind the. Put this on top y'all as well and I came from the back. Hi Puppy. Quedico. Yeah, isn't. Like being a grower. More of like a comparative thing though. Actually I just, I just like pretty confident in myself to be honest. Like is there a certain percentage it has to grow to be considered a grower? I have no idea. Like what's yourself compared to

your heart? It's a big difference. Now. Now that's personal, yeah. It's a big difference, but I I have been in like the the like the fucking gym locker room and like I see some of the guys walking around. I'm like you can't help because he just walk around and it's like bro. Like fucking polo, guys. Yes, my boy from high school, Matt Simkins. This boy had an 8 inch soft knee, right? Like just flopping around. But but when he was like fucking only one more inch.

Are you? Sure about that. I I don't know. I heard he had like a a foot long piece from a chick like rhodium. No, but some chicks, they don't like that that big, right? I mean, it hurts or something. That's what we like to tell ourselves. Hey, 2 inches is is, you know, run. Once you get past that two inches, fuck are you good. What you mean 2 inches? I mean what? Oh, so, so inside the vagina, right. You get, you know, you get the

lips and stuff. And once, once you get to a certain point, that's where they start feeling pleasure. So once you know, 4 inches is, is, or five inches, I think is good enough to go unless, unless the way he needs the, the pros, right? The professionals, they, they don't for a living, then OK, maybe they need the 78910 inches long. But hey, if you confident in yourself, you know, because I'm over 50 already.

So hey, I'm good. That's why you got to, That's why you got to give the show you got to. Give the show. That's it. Hey, you go down, you take care of Mama, she take care of you. All good, All good. You know, she popped about 3-4 times. Hey, I wouldn't get mine. She got hers. Do you have to wait 3-4 times every time still? Oh yes, wow, you love me that fuck. I hear the neighbors clapping. I got you. Hold on, so is it still one round for you though at this point or are you still busting?

Oh, no, no double head is enough. Yeah, no. At my age and all my medication, I think I am like half an hour, 40 minutes. So you guys still like extravagant with the positions or is it mostly the missionary? The good old Mish. No, it's it's not really the mish, I think. I think wahine is the like, oh, personally speaking, it's the doggy, the doggies that are kind. I mean, how, how what you guys think the Mohinis go a certain way? They like that you can reach

their spot. I I like to do the Milwaukee drill press. What is that? You scissor boom a deep, deep deep. What did you call it? The Milwaukee drill press. I might have just been making up my own shed again, but but wait, what about I call it? So there's been times where I'm hitting it from the back and it's going too deep. I'll tell you what do the Captain Morgan. So when you go dogging, then you chew one leg up. Yeah, I. Don't care what time I don't want. It is.

Yeah, all time of the month. Hey, more loop, whatever. Sometimes they more in it, they more in the mood on it. Share the iron. Pregnant Kite? Yeah, they like that. Oh, hi baby. Well, as long as you're gonna make puppies, right? How do you think Hawaii has changed? Like what's the thing that's changed most in Hawaii from your youth compared to now in 2025? Most things change. That's an interesting question. So the respecting is a big is a

big thing, I think. And then, you know, just being able to like, like for me, I was like 7 years old. I was able to walk to school without having anybody watch me. Nowadays, you got to be careful of your kids because get psychos and get out there. Oh, yeah. The respecting, a common sense. Common sense is another big thing. What is common for you in your household may not be common to everybody else in their

household. Yeah. Like you grow up like, oh, you know, you get a little bit left in a pot, Just just take them up, put them on a smaller bowl and wash the pot dirty. Nowadays it's like I just leave on somebody else can clean them up for you. Oh, you know what, my dad? We used to fucking get on his nerves when you, you know the cart. Remember the cartoon juice? Yeah, when you just leave like. Little bit, yeah. You fucking drink the rest, Yeah. Smell, Yeah. So. Why not?

You just get pissed at me for that. Yeah, because just drink the rest. Why? Because that's not even enough for somebody to pour another cup. Yeah, it's it's enough for a. Swig only yeah, so you might as well just take the the the last of it you. Wouldn't want me to save you a swig, No Wow, I would have wanted you to save me a swig. Because then you go in there, imagine like you thirsty. And you get no and. Then you go out there, boom when 2 drops come out.

At least you got couple. I'd rather open a new cartoon. What if we never have another cartoon water? I see. At least you got one taste of the juice. Now you can maybe dilute it a little bit. What's Dad You? Know what my dad used to do? He used to leave stuff on the on the like for me if I walk in in the house or even like in front of the shop, if I see trash I pick it up. That's not mine, but common courtesy, right? I thought I will leave stuff you leave.

Might even in the street. Yeah, my dad would. Leave stuff in the house before he goes to work on the ground just to see if we going to walk over him or not, yeah. Oh, I hated that. So that's why like we like till this day, it's like going to have. It is that a Hawaii dad? Thing I don't know. Me Probably. Maybe. Hawaii dad thing is walking around the house and turning off light switch. Yeah. Yeah, because I I do that now. It's like, fuck the light still on, nobody in the room. TVR.

Right, you know what my dad used to do? We he used to be sometimes because I used to be scared of the dark when I was young. So he used to come home and all the lights in the house would be would be on right. Brad is fucking used to just go to the breaker box and he just like boom everything off bro the whole house and he just get the fuck to sleep. And. We everything off. Oh everything off.

The whole house is off bro got to reset the microwave, the the fucking stove, everything, all the clocks they got to reset. Then sometimes he used to come home and drunk and just be mad at everybody. So he used to just come home and drunk. Yeah, I've I've. Yeah, I've done that. Then he just break a box everything off. Everything off fuck, stop fucking toys on the garage. Start throwing them away. I've done that, you know, stepping on shit and like, fuck,

throw this, damn. I still like that to this day. Bro. That's how I clean house. Yeah. If it's not in this place, it's going in the trash. Remember back in the day we used to turn off the heater at night to save money. I used to go outside going to the dark and I used to be scared of the dark so used to run, run back there and turn it off and run back. Do you guys have cookie frogs back then? Yeah, we talk about back then,

yeah. I never going into Big Island when they never had too much cookie frogs, that's why. No, yeah, they were. They were down in Puna though from like the 80s. I remember what like Hilo town like way back. Wasn't there they were only in Puna. And then I remember when we our shops started going, we opened one there and then we flew back. And then I was just like. Holy, it was about 2008, I think. Yeah, it started.

They started. Because before that we'd we'd go up there to work and then we stay at Uncle Billy's. Yeah. And then we'd never have most horrible fucking hotel ever, bro. So we bed bugs, bro. I caught them like twice over there. You know how to get Uncle Mikey's kind of close. The bar is it. A bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's where I used to drink with BJ Penn when I was like 10 years old. He's always out. Yeah, he's. Always out.

I saw, I saw him before his second Matt Hughes fight, partying at the harbor one night, I think. Doesn't he fight? For, you know, this one for BJP and I hope he get help. Well, I'll tell whatever. Oh yeah, something. What do you think is in store for him? I'm not sure. I'm not sure, but I just hope everything works out for him and his family. Yeah, because, you know, to me BJ is still the champ. But. Yeah, he's iconic. He's iconic, yeah.

But yeah, something, something, something got to step in to OK, because brother is out there. I just, I just pray for him that that something out there, you know, helps him, helps his family, whatever, you know, just. Everything work. I'm just scared like open the one morning, wake up social media and you would see something we don't like see. Yep, Yep. That's the one I always think. Unalighing somebody or. Yeah, yeah, that's a big thing. But I don't, I don't think he at

that point yet, but. Sometimes it seems like he is. He's close, like he's a day from that. I just, yeah, that's why it's like, OK, so does he have any firearms? I would think that once he wants the model and put in the TRO that they would take him away if he had, you know, legal. Because, like, right in our minds, he's still the champ. Yeah, like. Still dude, it's hard to watch. That iconic like so Iconics put he put Hawaii on the map. Yes.

Yeah, and he was so ahead of his time with having a website and everything. Oh my God. Nobody had a media company and everything. Genius marketing right to interview him what would he say? You want to know anything, go to bjpenn.com and he'd walk out. Genius marketing. That's how he funneled everybody to his website because they I never back in the day before social media got big, that's how you would check MMA news. To this day, he's one of the top five biggest MMA news sources.

But that's how I would check like what was going on is that's how I would check is on his website. Yes. So he's so, so ahead of his time with that stuff. Marketing Media. But supposedly the mom was almost like the head of all of it. Well, yeah, that's like growing. We were kind of close to them growing up. Like, Lorraine is such a nice woman. Like my We struggled financially.

Yeah, we struggled financially. So like back in the day when like, they just started doing jujitsu classes and letting kids in, She actually let me come in without paying anything for classes. All I had to do was like, mop up mats and stuff like that. So she's a. She's a. You know a wonderful woman. Because even the brothers and everybody, they was all into it, right? But yeah, this this new stuff

coming up like sharks brother. I I'm wondering if it's like, you know, punch drunk, you know, too much, too much. He stood ahead like the NFL football players or rods, you know, back in the day, we all we all been there. I know barely been there already. We fucking been through our party days, right? Sometimes. Oh yeah? Well, I've been sober five months now, but I've had my. Definitely have lived it. Fair share and I've lived. It no, I've been through the the days, you know, all that

explicit stuff. But no, hopefully, hopefully not able to come back again. I just drink my Mehubia. Heavy water. Yeah, that's it. I usually start my videos like this. Hey, how's it going, everybody? Would you call Bud Light the best beer? You know what I would say it's up to your preference. Whatever everybody like. I know, I know if I say mine is the best because it's like all these guys come in and oh, you got to drink heinies or you got

to drink this and drink that. It's like, you know what? You guys drink what you guys like, I drink what I like. Just like with whatever food you guys like. I mean, I'm not here for step on anybody's toes like Forte Milo meal is the best. You guys enjoy what you guys like. Yeah, yeah, I support you. You support me. That's that's pretty much the local style. Did you start off as a Budweiser drinker and then went to Bud Light? I was a Budweiser drinker back in the day.

Something like that too, yeah, Budweiser, Bud Light and then. Yeah, once. Once you once you got to watch your calories. He's been into white cars lately, though. Why the big the big ones? Oh. Like so he's been drinking like the White Claws lately. So serious, but. But but I did have my platinum face. At one time he was Bud Light lies because he said his Brett smell good. Oh, Bud Light ice. Yeah, yeah, Bud Light Ice. He said Oh my Brett smell like lime. That's why don't smell like

alcohol. Did you ever try A4 Loko? No. No, I haven't, you know. What A4 Loko is? Yes, I know what it is. It's it's that they had the mixed energy drink, energy drink and beer. So, so like my wife, them and my sister-in-law, they like the monster with crown Peach or crown apple. There wasn't too much into the Jager bombs or whatnot, but but just that energy drink with with the whiskey. Yeah, I do that from time to time too. Well, for locals, at one time

was stronger than it is now. Oh yeah, completely. And then they reduced it, yeah. Yeah, somebody had to come and say, whoa, that's too much. What do you think? What kind of person do you think he was? Some kind of government guy. Well, it's probably after all those maybe accidents and whatnot, things came on and like, whoa, this is too strong. You ever try any ciroc?

Rock No, I've, I'm not somebody just gave me my my good friend Landon, he gave me what is it that not malt liqua, but whiskey, Shucks. What is it that when you get that first, first pass or something, But from Japan, he brought, he brought me a bottle of that whiskey from Japan. And then he will say, Oh yeah. Usually this one you pour over ice, you know, you sip it, you know, because it's a strong

whiskey. I'm over there taking shots like, oh, this is how I grew up. You know, we take shots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, that's cool. But I get some good taste. Yeah, that Japanese whiskey is. It's strong. I know this whiskey wrap that we was cruising at one time into dinner. He was flying to New York because he, he sold like 3 bottles to this guy like this big whip business guy and he said it was like 150,000 a bottle.

And I, I thought that, you know, I know there was expensive whiskey, but I never knew like it. Was a Japanese whiskey. I have fucking no idea but he said like I just pretty much like sell like not even that much in a year and I make my Koda but it was like 150,000. The guy bought 3 bottles and I was just like what the fuck I didn't know but I knew like there was expensive ones but I didn't know like I'd be. Scared for Open them and drink

them, yeah, yeah. But like I've been to like one of my friends is in like a whiskey club, so I went to one of his one of their things and this really tasting and they all this one is Okie and this and that. Like bro, when I drink alcohol I just it burns a lot or he doesn't burn, you know what I mean? But they can break down. They can break down the teeth, you know, especially. With whiskey, he's just going to get it down and chase it with something. But they don't chase it, That's why.

So they have it. They do the yeah. And they, they like, like, it's like, they, it's like they were like sucking it through their teeth so they can like enjoy the teeth and. They aerate it and. Some, yeah, but you know, like usually you just fucking go up and chase. Yeah, but it's like, you know why you. Like Pino style as you say. What ethnicity has the most attractive women? That's a hard one to say. Is my wife watching? No, every every ethnicity has their own beautiful women.

Look at that. Some some is your favorite. You know you like you like the two toys or alcohol. Toys and they're so long. The toys my dad used to always be like oh bro boy look there's 2 toys over there. Oh, I never heard that so long. You know what that is? Tits. Tits you're open fucking toys. Look at the toys over there. Oh my dad used to always be like boy look the 2 toys over there big. One show you my age. Oh bro, I know what that is bro. Like toys? Everybody.

Some people is into legs, some people's into glutes, some people into ABS. You know, big chest, small chest. Who's into ABS Well. I'm I'm trying to get ABS right now. Yeah, but do you like like ripped up ABS on your on your? No, no, no, definitely not. It's usually like a guy on guy thing though. It it takes a man to know how to treat a man right. Don't get me wrong, I can respect a woman with some ABS. Yeah, right.

Because they work hard for that. But some guys like you see him could be on small music guy, but he's with one fucking Adonis Wahini right? Like fucking ripped muscles. But she's taking her man, and that's what she like, I mean. What about when the the small popolo guys with a huge white one? Yeah. What is up with that? Yeah, you'll see those whole I think a thing. Yeah. I think it goes back to the plantation days probably. Whole bra, you know. What I mean, you're so mess up.

It's yeah. It's like the instinct like you can, you could get out of the, you know, you could get out of the farmhouse and you could get into the main house and sleep with your oldest wife. Pretty good gig. I guess so. It's got. To no honestly to me I traveled all like all over the lake, not countries. I've been to countries but always say Hawaii got the most beautiful. Girls Hawaii Hawaii Get the the mix the mix. That's what it is. We've had we've had mixed race

babies for like generations. Kind of beat, yeah, the mix kind of beat. And then I mean, we, we go to Vegas, California, we become Mexican, right, Because we resemble a lot of Mexicans. We will Florida become Cuban. No, we exotic. They don't know what we are, so they just tell us. Are you like Mexican? But yeah. Or, or you know, Asians, Asian waning. No fucking 4 feet 3 inch tall waning with one 7 feet tall. Fucking popolo. I want to watch that go down you.

Get his feet roasted. Let let's see how that goes down. I want to see that video. What website is that on? High definition baby. Who's only fans that I have to subscribe to? The OEO fans. But I always that's to me, the Hawaii girls is hard to be yeah. But what ethnicity though? Yeah, but you're so mixed. Yeah, all of them have like Asian. And build a bitch. Asian. Hawaiian. What? Give me your percentages. What are we looking at? As long as you have like some

kind of Asian on in which one? Do you want you got to pick one? Pick an Asian. Doesn't matter it does because as long as your eyes is a little bit like this. Yeah, a little bit. That's how like, I mean like, like Caitlyn Jenner and they that's how they well, their. Style and make up, like no. If you look at all the girls, yeah, their make up, they're all styling. Foxy to look. Asian. They're all trying to look Asian now, but that's been our taste

and our look for forever. Could you imagine telling that to somebody in like the 50s? Oh, I'm pretty. I went to, I went to Glitter Gulch before, before I was married, Glitter Gulch. What is that? You know Glitter Gulch, right? He's at a gay club every month, so I had on the Glitter Gulch I. Had on stripper right next to circle before. Oh used to be biggest club. It used to be called Glitter Gulch. I was only on top this one over there.

So when you said that before, OK, Japanese chick come over there, you know, squeeze your teeth together. And I was like, give me dollar. I'm like, where? Give me dollar? You dime a dozen? Where are you from? No, I can't. Believe it. She never squeezed. She never squeezed together. And that she never reached out, never reached out my. Teachers believe it there. I can't believe you guys don't know where to go. What year was that though? Oh God, 2000. Yeah, I was. I was in three.

Years ago, 90 something, I don't know. Yeah, I was. Four years old. That was like that was when like me and my cousins would come up. Yeah, I was. I was too. Yeah, we used. Yeah, little bit, generation gap, little bit, little bit. I'm older than Justin but that's not generation gap for me. So yeah, it was was Rayman experience was before they actually had one the. Screen and everything, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was right next to Vegas Club.

Well, you've been coming to Vegas for a while then, yeah? From from when I was 17. Because I I moved first time I moved here is 2002. But Vegas was a totally different place in 2000. And two, Yep, Yep. I remember rolling dice at Luxor before I was like 20 years old and, you know, only had so many more days. Fuck, I had everybody going. I had on good roll. I was on for like 45 minutes. Like fuck, I'm still illegal yet? Really. I stripped back then. Yeah.

I feel like they, I feel like they knew you more personal back then maybe. Yeah, yeah. But I was still I was still young and illegal at that time. There are a couple more days then was my birthday so it was all good. Did you ever get caught gambling on their age? Nah, was was different back then. Nowadays the kids, they, they more immature. Yeah, for the, you know, they,

they show that they're underage. Like back then I was like, we do whatever, 1415 years old, Hey, will I get our driver's license? Will I go cruise? Will I get out? Nowadays the kids like 20 years old, I don't get my license yet. I know, crazy. We just was up with that. We just was talking about like, yeah, because we, I used to get you could get your license, permit and license same day. Yeah, what's for? Yeah, I got my permit and my license. Same day you take the permit and

you can go drivers. Yeah, right to the driver's side, do a license. You never have to. Make so they know that you never fucking. They knew you was practicing illegally. You know what I mean? Because you take your permit, pass your permit, walk to the license side, and then take your test. Is that why they gave it the like the six month probation? No, then it then it became permit and then you have to wait a couple weeks and then then it became like what 6 months and then became driver's.

Ed there was like mandatory for the driver's Ed class. Yeah, it's mandatory now. Yeah, you have to go driver's. Ed. Since when? While. While you're under 18, yeah. Or once you turn 18, then you don't need right, right. But yeah, like you have to. They became it's mandatory to go to driver's Ed to get your license. Crazy. Because some of those, some of the drivers out there fuck is like are you serious? Did you never learn how to drive before? Oh my God, they start cutting into you and.

But do you think that's why we were more like grown up and more responsible, because we had that responsibility of having a license and driving a car at 15 years old? Absolutely. But I was driving to school before I was 15, yeah. I mean shit as as long as you, your parents knew what you was doing, you was pretty. Because like differently. Why? Well, we're everything is close. Yeah, Yep. I mean we would sneak out late night and never had that much

stuff to worry about nowadays. Nowadays, just like fucking. And when I was in high school I had the sickest whip stool. I knocked my eye bro all. Right, prom king. Let's hear it, Prom. King. Prom King who? Was your favorite car you had in high school? I had out of 93. Oh, I had my dad had a, we had a lifted truck with like Chrome socks like like adult like even like till this day, adult would love to have that truck. And this is like early 2000s.

And then I had a me and my dad had this, we made this 93 Accord and he had 18 inch rims, which was fucking huge at that time, you know, and it was slammed in all leather interior. No spinners. No, it was just clean. Like clean. Maui Maui 4 wheel 4 wheel parts sponsored guy. Oh, bro, I used to park him over there sometimes before, but it was like a like a super nice, like a nice lifted trout like all modified.

Then we had I had a cord and then my first car, but before I like I had to get my responsibility like through another car. I had this my friend RJ. They moved to the mainland and they gave me this bright yellow Toyota corona, but my dad would like use that so they don't know like if I pass by, they could see me. But once I he he trusted me driving that and then he seen that I took care of it. Then we built me cars to go to school. What Car was it again?

Like Toyota Corona, it wasn't even a Corolla. Hatchback. It was a 4 door. Oh, a Corona Corona. Yeah, a Toyota Corona. Toyota Corona. I didn't even know it was a car. Corolla. No, it's a corona. Corona. See, I thought it was just one another one of like the cul-de-sac things. No, it's a corona. I was scared to even ask because I was like it might be the Dick right now, no. Look it up. No, it's a Toyota Corona. It wasn't a Corolla. I believe you.

It was, it looked different. That's why it was like kind of long. If somebody just changed the letters on the back, no, you can. Look it up. But then I had like the car I had, like the cars I had in high school would would be like cars that are nice now. Yeah. In terms of like. Everything you had, Chrome Dr. shafts, Chrome shocks, Chrome leaf springs, Chrome shock hoops. Sounds like the 15. You know the wide rims everybody runs now?

Those rims with the Swampers on it and I was a sophomore in high school. Would you have ever done like a Pimp My Ride thing to it? No. My way was way nicer than those, no? Xbox No. It was. He's going for you. Oh, I had all of them. Are there any of the girls that are still hot now from high school? Yeah. OK. What's the percentage? It's 11:00 to 9:00, but they're all nice people. The ugly ones are probably nice. They're really nice.

Yeah, they're the nicer ones. Well, you know, I feel like it's harder for a girl to stay in shape once you start having kids and like for a guy, it's a little easier because like we don't really take on the responsibility of. Burying a child. Birthing a child. Yeah. You think you could do it though? Take care of a kid? Do you think you could birth a child? Like if you had to from where? Figure it out, right? No, I couldn't. I don't know C-section.

The pain, the pain they get on that is, is different though. I, I don't know, I don't know what their pain is, but I could handle some pain. I don't know how much they can handle. I don't know. Could you imagine something that big coming out of you? Yeah. Like in a hole that big. You up to what, 18 centimeters or whatever, I don't know. That's not. That kind of feel good. Imagine your asshole open up 18 centimeters. I think he's a pretty big shit. For eight times.

I go for a snuggle. Don't get me wrong, I shit sometimes and the fuck I hurt when come out. Yeah, yeah, you got stretched out by one of these shits. You ever got your whole stretched out by shit? Got licked. You got what you. Got my butt hole licked many. Times you sell it tossed. You like that? I love it. You never worried. About what? Dingleberries or leftovers? Not my problem. Have you ever kissed a girl after she ate your ass of. Course this is a nasty thing we're doing, bro.

We're you ever kissed a girl after you suck your Dick? Yeah, see that. But I like the taste of my cum. So so have you ever snowballed? No, no, I was just joking. I was just joking. No, no. No, that's a Toyota Corolla. Oh wow. But mine was like Canary like when fucking bright bright yellow. Stick shift. No automatic but I learned on stick bro like kids nowadays you won't even know how to. You haven't answered this question yet. Have you ever snowballed?

Because there's a. Good chance you have. No, you've done some nasty, some dirty. Dirty in there. It's it's a nasty thing that's. What I'm saying is, you just have amnesia right now. What's the dirtiest thing you've done? In there bro, I can I can say no like I've I say no a lot. Oh, that just saying you could like, lie. I can, I can no. Like I said, like as much nasty shit. I I can say no. So what's the dirtiest you've gone? What? Do you mean dirtiest?

Like what's the dirtiest you've done? The dirtiest? Like I had to chick shit on my Dick. I was like, oh, I threw her in the bushes. She came back out. I pushed her back in the bushes and I ran away. I think that's the dirtiest thing I've ever done did. You shit on your Dick because you were in her ass. No, she told me to. She wanted me to like she I was in. College. I thought she just had diarrhea or something. No, I was in Mayville, up in North Dakota. I was 17. This chick was 27.

She had just got it out of prison that day. Where did you find her? So we were walking around after. No, Tell me, where did you find? Her, We were walking around the streets, me and like a dozen of my buddies, all in the football team. We just won a game, so we were eating up in Grand Forks. We're going to go home. We seen her walk in. We started chatting up with her. My boyfriend Florida was like, hey, you going to do the squad?

She's like, what? I don't know, maybe he's like, all right, you're coming with me first. So they went behind like a trash can and then she sucked him off 1st. Dirty, dirty, dirty hamster. So weird. Did you kiss him after she sucked him? Off did I kiss him? Sorry, no SO. She she comes out. She. Sounds like a dirty hamster. She. Was a 27 year old Mexican lady in North Dakota. Dirty hamster. So she came back out and then he's like, all right, who are you doing next? And she said.

He's the Asian boy right there. I'm not no dirty slut. What do you think? And then one of my boys, you can. Do four more. When my boys said can I go next and she said ill no I'm not doing that that's gross. And then my boy said I, what about him? And he pointed to me and she said, okay. And then we went behind someone's house and she started doing it. And then she squirted some strawberry Lube on her hand and put it on and she started sucking it.

And then she asked me if I wanted to fuck her in the ass. And I said, yeah, sure, that sounds great. Why not? So she turned around and she pulled her pants down and then I would go put it in. I didn't know it was like a thing where you had to ease it in, right? So I just had to shove them in. And she said, oh, hold on. And then she backed up. She grabbed it and she like backed on to it. And I started go on and started working it. And then I noticed like the texture started changing a

little. Bit the oh, you know, oh, you started feeling back pressure. I just noticed that like. It. It was. Nothing came out. Smelling corn caps.

Yeah, all these. Teeth it was lubed up, but it was also getting thicker and then I started smelling like a warm like the heat started rising right and then like I pulled it out and it was dark, but I could still kind of see and I freaked out and I tossed her into the bushes and then somebody from like the house that we were behind their lights turned on on the back porch and somebody said something and she was like freaking out and she turned around and then I mushed

her face back into the bushes and I ran away pulled up my pants and then I found my boys and they're like, where is she? It's my turn where is she and I was like, shut up my Dick. We got to go we got to go. So we we we got back to the car and then he had a phone book in the back. So I ripped out some pages and I wiped up my my piece up with that and threw my underwear away. That's. A pretty sick 1. That's probably the worst one I've had. Yes, that's pretty. I don't have any gross story

like that. You should just say grotesque story, not grotesque. What was the worst thing you did? You don't have one that bad? No, I've got worst. I don't want to hear you saving for another one you. Don't have one worse than that, no. Not even close. That's kind of Nobody really has one like that. What? This this part will be edited all. My friend. My boy, my boy Jesse told me in high school, he was telling us a story about having anal with his girl.

We're like sophomores at the time and they were going to have an anal and she got off and he just had shit all over him and they were in bed. And so this has happened like 2 years after that. So that's all I could think about was that story of my friend shitting on my other friend's Dick. You guys never have no feces experiences, no Amber Heard situations, no. No, only the Red River. That's normal. So I'm the bad guy? No, that's all good.

I've heard worse. Before we get out of here, you dropped some huge news on us, the whole Iran situation. How do you see that playing out? Oh, so, so a president told Iran, hey, you fuck around, you will find out. So they ended up, I mean, three nuclear sites in Iran. So I don't know, you'll fuck around.

You'll find out. I mean, for one thing, I would say I am glad that this president in his office and not Biden, because I don't think Biden, he would just give him money and say, oh, OK, just give me a kickback. So I don't know that's that's not still but I. That just happened. Yeah, probably about right, right before we came into this podcast.

It's a very alarming thing because I mean, even before this happened, if you looked at what was going on with the strikes back and forth, maybe a 15% chance entering World War Three. That's how crazy things are right now. That's the other thing too. They they just had this the military guys, they got their sticking lobster dinner or sticking crab dinner. And usually before that happens, that's when our country, right. Before a movement.

Yeah, I was like, wow, I never heard that before, but. Do you have to do that? Did you get that? Yeah, they'll always do stuff like that before a movement, before you're shipped out. Yeah, like. Steak and lobster. Steak, lobster, like the crabs, they'll do crab legs. It just depends. Oh, it's crazy, but they'll but they'll do like a good lunch. Is that like a site like they don't do they send you a memo and then you do that or you see that and then you know?

I've heard multiple things like like there's been leaks in the past before, like when they went to, when someone in 25th, when they went to, when they went to Afghanistan back in the day, they had it, it had leaked out like while while they went to the DFAC, they had the good lunch, they had a good dinner and everything, but it had leaked out that they were going to do a train up basically like a like a train up basically

before they left. And then two weeks after that they were shipping out to Fort Hood in Texas. And then from there, they were going out to Afghanistan. We have friends that went to because it's like 2002, 2003, like they, they went to Afghan, right? It's Afghan, right? And they were saying like they talked to the guys that went to war after and they're like, what the fuck? You guys had armored Hummers and all that shit you guys had. You guys had a guard on the

turret because he said. The original guys just went out there, no doors, everything on top. Bro, we when we went there were people with different armor like they like we had different color armor on and stuff. It was, it was, it's still like that till today. There were guys that had automatic M fours and there were guys that didn't have automatic M fours that were supposed to have automatic M fours. Some guys had binocular and night vision goggles. Some guys still said the

monocular ones. It's it's crazy. Have you seen the new night vision goggles, by the way? Wow. It is it like so I was I first time I trained on was monocular and there's no dimensions you can't see how far things are away from you so driving blacked out depth. Perception, yeah. There's no depth perception whatsoever. So like everything looks the same distance away. So driving is extremely dangerous on it.

But now what? They have these crazy binocular ones that like you can like, it'll show you the outline of an object that shows you depth and everything. In the dark, yeah. It. Tracks. Is it like? Digital. Is it like thermal crazy? Does it? I can't remember what the technology is called, but it's it's, it's, I can't remember what the technology it's called, but it's now they have an AI chip in in there with it. There's an AI computer with it. So it's actually. You see that one I saw?

I was going all over. I don't know if they took it down, but the guy was like teleporting, like he's running across and he disappears and then he appears like. Wow. I was like, I don't know if it was real or not, but they're saying it's some kind of technology. No, they say no, but there was like in war and like the no shit the other it was like. Oh, is it just like a black guy who's just super fast? No, he's gonna catch up. He was like, he's like. You know. Why?

He's like, you know why? But he's like running and then he's just like bull. He like disappears and he appears like another spot. So I don't know if he's like technology just trying to hide, hide or because they they had it up then then you try to find it, you couldn't find it and people leak it again and. I don't know, it's crazy right now. Do you think there is that kind of technology? I mean, I know that they're they're, they have cloaking. They have.

Devices. Yeah, not cloaking devices, it's a, it's a, it's a specific camouflage technology, but they they have, they have it on certain vehicles now. Could it have been that before they knew it was cloaking or whatever you call it? I don't know. I haven't been close enough to. It's like a digital thing, right? It's electronic. Well, that was off of AI too. Right. Yeah, that's responsive off, off of whatever is behind it, basically. It's insane how it works.

What kind of technology did you see when you was there that we don't know about that? Certain like site stuff, but there was there was really cool. There was certain I had access to like certain handguns that are starting to come out now, certain like the MVGS. That was years ago, yeah. Like 8-9 years ago now. And only knowledge like.

Drones were taking off back then, AIAI drones, surveillance, new grenades, but I don't know how any of that's going to play in with the use of drones in war now that it's crazy. Like, I don't, I don't know what a war would look like if, if we went into a World War Three, you've got to be looking at. Just long distance. Hundreds of millions of people. Well, that's not how a war works. Like like systems go down there there. No, but like compared to like Vietnam, that's hand to hand in

combat, right? Even when I was in that the thing we, we, there were so many contingencies that none of the contingencies were were trained very well. And basically you didn't know what the threat was going to look like. You never knew of that. Even our leader, they didn't know what the outcome was going to look like. A boy, there was estimates of like the next World war we're going to, America's losses would be anywhere from 20 million to 200 million.

But the good thing about that, not, not a good thing, but so Americans, was that the war wasn't in America. It was in another country. Our losses were from the people that we sent over there. Like if we were to have a war, no. In America or in Hawaii, it's like. Pearl Harbor, was it really like Pearl Harbor? Was it really like that? Wasn't even like, yeah, not as bad as it was. It's not like it was. Like it was bad, but yeah, it could have been a lot worse, like.

Holding a war on your home tariff right? Red Dawn without when he showed that the Russians was attacking in America and stuff that's that would be the worst war that we could have that to have it on our. Territory. Our land, yeah. Crazy. But putting it's in other countries where we just sending our guys over there, we have to, you know, the losses from our troops is bad, but we don't have personal losses, families, children, the nice one.

But that could all change. That could all change because long distance. Long distance ballistic missiles that. Are but you know, with with the technology. We. Have we can shoot down? Intercept. Not all of them, though. Not all of them you kind of catch 100%. Not even close to. But it's better that it's somewhere else. But you know, if for these other countries, it's like America is trying to step up and and help fight their battles, why do we

have to fight their battles? You know, you get Iran versus Iraq and whatnot. Or maybe that's not the case. Maybe it's a different country, but we over there trying to help them guys. You know, when we need help, we don't get help from other guys. You know, we get all these riots. Didn't they have that in Vegas now that the ice and the protests and all that? Yeah, that's a big one. It's like why? Why you get all these people from other countries?

I don't like name X core, whatever, but they they come in over here protesting that, Hey, we Mexican and we living over here and here's our Mexican flag. He's like, dude, you want to come into America and be an American? Why not wave the American flag? You know, that's that's some big step. All these other people came into the country legally. They go through how many night classes to learn the American way. There's there's ways to go about. It it's just like Arnold was on

the View right recently. Oh. Arnold Way. Yes. I don't think they knew what I don't think they knew what he what he was going to say. Yeah, they were. They were trying to cut him off, but no he. He kept talking, yeah. Oh, he was. He was awesome. He killed it. This whole thing was that, I mean, you're a guest in America, right? How would you be a guest at someone else's house? I'm going to do my best to clean

up after myself. You don't come into somebody house and start demanding shit, right? That's like for me coming, coming over here. Oh, no, you guys got to do this. Do that. No, no, no, no. You come in, you be humble, and you take what you can get and you work for hard for what you can get. One of the big things Arnold said is that you give back. You give back. That's right. Yeah. But you don't, you don't have to say whatever you're doing.

You just, you just do it. These guys, these hard workers, if they put as much effort into these protests as they would into their normal life, they they could do it. They can. They can come in legally, but it's it's the other system that they had the presidency and whatnot before. Hey, open up orders, let them in. Let them in. Let them in. And now we get all these gangsters, drug traders, you know, rapists and whatnot coming into our country Members. Yeah.

And. And they smuggled back in time and time again. Nobody sees that. Yeah. Or they see it. And it's like, oh, but some people, our president is a bad man. He's orange. Orange man hate orange man, whatever. That seems to be a lot of it too, is it's just a lot of like politicizing of everything and like, if you don't think like me, I hate you or. Yeah, it is wise. That's the other thing, too. Yeah.

Like some of these politicians, they're in there and they're getting rich for writing these bills. And these bills are like, you know, they'll say, oh, this bill is to educate the kids. OK, $20 million going for the education, but yet 2 billion is being wrapped up into this other low lying, unwritten stuff that nobody reads. They're going into the politicians pocket. That is the true corruption. That what trips help me out is how some politicians yearly income is X Yeah, but they're

thousand. Their network is 1. 100,000,200 million 70. Million How like not even if you save all your money every year, you can make that much. It is. Unbelievable. And how is that not a red flag, right? That's the thing. We can literally see the trades that they're making. We can see the stocks that they're buying. Yeah, that's that's why I yeah, the. Pelosi one right? You follow her stock trade, Yeah. Yeah, that's why term limits, I think we need to have that in

place. But the politicians will never write that in place because it's it's basically killing their work, killing their job. So what's the fix? Like? How do we get out of this whole mess? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not that educated to, to figure that out. But I believe we as the people, you know, we as the American people need to stand up, let our politicians know that a, we like what you guys doing. But yet I'm time, you know, enough is enough. Yeah. You cannot.

You cannot just stay in office for 20 something years. Yeah. We need you guys to have like 1-4 year limit that a thank you for your service. Bring the next guys in, you guys. Wouldn't have been in there since we was kids. Yeah, longer than that, and we get some like fucking Mazie Hirono. Oh my God, She just embarrasses Hawaii terribly. Oh. My how does she keep getting reelected?

Because her because there is nobody to run against her honestly no name person to run against her she and and that's the the other thing is always on blue state that. Blind. A blind. Blind state. Blind blue state that gets so much older Americans or older people in Hawaii that, you know, they just vote out of. Oh, I know her. Yeah. Yeah, I know. My dad and them were like they just recently like in the last two years like switched over. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, my parents are Democrat, but it's like, no matter to me, no matter Democrat, Republican, whatever, as long as the oppression is doing good for us, that is the main thing. But these guys, not easy. It's like. Was that who's talking about the newscaster Brenton Alva? Brenton Alva is cool. Yeah, he's solid. Yeah, He's he's really good and he's supposed to people he does whatever Mr. Mean is working for him now. So he's trying to mark studio.

Yeah. But yeah, they they need to, they need to find on way that like, like the City Council, they got one race. Like, wait, no, OK, OK. T said something. He's like, you know what? The reason why they only get so much as one City Council or whatever it that department they work for is because they need one second job to stay connected to the people.

If you don't, if you don't have your first job as working with the people, then how you supposed to be in touch with them to know what the people need? It's, it's, it's amazing that you know, if, if they don't get out and talk to the people, then how you know you can help the people. If you, if you make, you know, 200,000 a year, you don't need to work on second job. You don't need to be talking to the people. All you're going to do is stay in your office going, Oh, I

think they need this. I think they need that, But yet they're not talking to the people to find out what they need. That that they got to find out in their own heart is you know what I need to get out there, work with the people, get with the people, find out what they need instead of saying this is what I think they need. That is a big thing. Like any any place else. How you going to help the people unless you talk to them, come out to the community, find out. Yeah.

I mean, that's, that's, that's huge. I think, I think just even if they just, it's kind of you just drive around and look. Yeah. The homeless The homeless thing is 1 red flag already where one? Thing homeless thing is on big thing yeah I mean why they sending people to Hawaii for for and. They've been doing that shit for years, yeah. Why? Why we keep doing that, why we keep allowing that to happen. That's a big thing. You know, veterans, veterans is not a big thing.

They need help. Virginia was under scrutiny for how long they started getting better, but it's kind of off the radar right now. I think maybe they need to take another look at that people driving on the streets and stuff. We're talking about the you guys, you guys had the the speed bumps and stuff like, oh, you drive down the street. I think I think there's a lot of roads that need to be re repaired. Really repaired not just coal patch. Right, right, just coal patch and.

On coal patch, one good rain is done. Oh. God, yeah. And it and it can be done right. Yeah, they go out there, They go out there. They even have one. They even have one compact. No, but if they want cold patch, come here. 1 fucking temper. Temper, yeah. They see over there with the the plate and the yeah, like, what is that going to do? It's not. That's not going to do much. It's temporary. Temporary for a minute. But yeah, speed bumps.

You know what if if that's the case, they just dig the hole, make one, make one, reverse speed bump. The fuck is going to slow down? I get on, I get on. Stop light or stop sign by my house. Nobody fucking stops. It's amazing. I'm going to sit over there one day or just video. Look, these guys, they just freaking roll rolling, stop, just roll right through. Unreal how many accidents almost happened over there. It's amazing. What? And they say the police, they need help. I agree.

I agree. Police need help. Everybody need help. But who would help? That's the thing. Yeah, again, the politicians. Why are you guys taking this much money? This much money could go for more recruits. We losing all our recruits to the mainland because they pay more. Yeah, I heard Metro in Vegas piece is pretty good, Yeah. They have to though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's unreal up here. People. First thing they do, boom, they put in the gun. Already are.

You talking about Metro? Oh yeah, yeah, metros. They're known for that. Over here in the nation, yeah. Over here, they're known for. That, but The thing is who they're dealing with. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you go in Hawaii, it's like you don't put a gun until they really have to. But it's like, you know, my uncle. Yeah, yeah, I was always, you know what, bro? I never get on ticket for fucking ever, bro.

One time I went, I went through an they have one DOI check and you know, they make the cones kind of skinny and they made it curvy. And then me and my girl was like driving home from the shack. Melania. I was a fucking boss already and my dad's and my dad's flatbed on the trailer because we unload machines and I told her, bro, we're not going to make them through these cones, Boy. I just didn't drive right through the cones and pull

myself over. And then a cop came and I was like, Oh, my brother's out in What's your brother? Because my brother used to be in a traffic division. Yeah, yeah, you got. You're drunk. I think I'm fucked. They will follow you home then. I never get a ticket for like years, bro. But. But you see, that cop would follow you home to make sure, yeah, you're all good. I mean, no, that's that's the local style, right? You know what my job is to stop you in case you look kind.

But yet I'm going to take care. Of you not I was. I was drunk, but I knew enough that I wasn't going to make them true to turns, so I drove straight through and knocked all the coins down. I would drive to Waipolo, make the asteroid. I was like, fuck, if I, if I only shut an error, I'll go make home. I'll go make. I mean, you kind of know already you can make them when you're not going to make them. Some guys just like now you know what?

Drive me home. Yeah. Like nowadays it's like get my wife and my sister-in-law name like I'll go drink. I get, I get my DD. Like they didn't need to drive. Me. No. I feel like I know better, bro. When I go out, I know I'm an Uber. Yeah, don't like be like these fucking football players. Henry Ruggs in it. Oh, like all that money, all that money you making and you can. Right. And then you end up.

Killing, but you know, you know what you know, but what you know what it is is the Raiders had a unlimited Uber policy already and then now the NFL adopted that. But if you're going to get out, go out and get fucked up, going to use the the benefit. That's it. Why? Why be why be so cool that you don't need somebody to drive? But. That's something about driving fast. Like, I get it. This is just something about driving fast. Not drunk though. I. Seem more fun to be honest.

I know maybe because I grew up racing, racing dirt bikes, so always knew when we raced or any road is like you need you need to be on your toes, right and all your senses needs to be right. So I was always like one of those that if I drank, I would always like I wouldn't speed and and all that. But you know, some guys they

drink and they get heavy foot. But I guess maybe from riding I always helmet no matter what safety first, yeah, then I would I wouldn't like I would always be like on I'm. So safe. When I'm driving I'll use a condom and then brother will be sniffing. Fucking brothers is cool. Do you think Henry Ruggs gets a second chance at the NFL? But Henry gets out. He'll be old. He's getting on like a year. He's eligible in 2027. That's two years. How old is he, bro? I don't know.

Because like, like when like when Mike Tyson came out of prison, he was in the same true. But he was able. To he went in, he when he was before he went in, he was like that's when he was the iron mite, but. Henry Ruggs isn't even 30 yet. He's like what? Like 20-8 maybe? Yeah, but he missed how many years already? Not much. Was it like 4 years? He he he going to get his chance

when he come out. I'm I'm not the biggest NFL guy to follow any sports guy, but I think I think if he get out he going to get his chance to go to one of those camps or something like that. Sure what he got if, if, If he's good, then he's good. Yeah, I don't know. They never, they never, they never really like take Manti Tail and that wasn't even 1. He never even killed nobody. So what do you think Dennis Alexia will come out? You don't get chance. No, that's a big name that you

knows. Dennis, Alexia. No idea. Undefeated kickboxer. And he was like he. Was the main. He was like one of the biggest. That was a but yeah, Dennis Alexio was a meanest fucking badass. Did he make the Hawaiian Kickboxer song after him? Was it him? I don't know. That was Monkey Boy. Who did he kill? His girlfriend. Oh, taxis, but he he sorry. He went undefeated, right, his whole career. I believe so, so so. Dennis Alexio was a holy guy.

He came to live in Hawaii. He was so badass at kickboxing. What year was this? I was a kid. I remember watching him at Blaze though, when I was a little kid. What was the movie with? Blood Sport? Blood Sport? Blood Sport. He was a brother. Was it blood, sport? No. Was it blood? Sport. The one where you bleed like Miley? Yeah, Miley, good. The other one that wasn't blood spot that was. It wasn't Blood spot, Yeah, no, it was Kickboxer. Then it wasn't Blood Sport, it was Kickboxer.

That's right, Kickboxer. So. And then he's. Dipped in his selection was a was his like brother. He would box and then he got bussed up from the guy and then he got handicapped powerfully. Jake or something. Yeah, but yeah, he was in that movie. You ever watched that one, right? It was like, no, no, no rules. So they would wrap their hands and they dip their hands into like, oh, glass glue in with the wraps and then they put their hands into glass and then they fight.

Oh shit. This is some 80s correct? Shit, this shit wasn't wild. Yeah, this. Shit doesn't. That shit doesn't fly today with the UFC around. You know what? I mean, was it not sukao? Yeah, white warrior, not Sukao, right? Never watched. But no, he was like a real fighter. That was really good, though. And he lived in Hawaii and he wore the tea leaf, tea leaf skirt. In in his actual fight. So he would be like a tea leaf skirt and then his skirts and then he.

His fucking spinning back kick was fucking killer. So I didn't know he wasn't from Hawaii till years later because I thought he was a Hawaii boy, but he pretty much was like a local boy. Yes. He was so he was a badass diver too back in the day. And then my friend, he was in the he was locked up with him. He said nobody else is allowed to chatterbox, only him. Nobody would bother the prison guys wouldn't bother him, nothing. He's just fucking shadow box for

days. I don't know, is that how you guys was too? Nobody can like shadow box. Like he was in prison. I was in prison. I never been to prison. Well, we can ask somebody out of the guys. Yeah, I don't know. I just saw it happening and I was like, oh, he. Was in prison, Oh no face was fucking with the auto brothers. No, Yeah, yeah, yeah. They was all locked up. Not me. He's. The prom king. Yeah, yeah, Romeo a good boy. I'm the Romeo you know, because he get like Kohli.

Kohli sponsoring his fucking honest brand. I think it's just the tattoos bro. Honestly I'm a I'm a lover though. I'm a straight lover, you. Didn't tell us one of your dirty, lovely stories? He's married. He's he's, he's running around. Mine's there too. Next pop up, what's the next event that you were doing? In October maybe, maybe we come over here, we do a pop up at Anna's brand. Oh, we should. No, you we should. Do a shirt too. You know what we should do, you should do in.

If you're going to do October, we should do it at a trunk or treat Concord tree because we have like 2000 people show. Up. So usually, usually I come up around my birthday time. What's that? What, October 19th? Because they, like, we have the whole vendors with all the cars open the trunks, decorate candies for the kids. Yeah, a whole, we make like a whole community thing. OK.

And it should be good because I have the coffee, we have the coffee shop next door, Cisco Dam's opening the Barber shop next door. So the the renovations is going on right now. I think they open beginning of August. So it's like we can all work together to. All right, so we'll be in touch. Yeah, of. Course, like always, anything else you got to plug? Anything else coming up?

Nothing much. I'm going to be at the Connolly Night Marketplace next weekend, but this podcast will probably be. This will come out next week. It's come out, I think Tuesday. This guy is quick. This guy is quick with. He's fast. Justin is badass. If you guys like hit me up, the shirts will be out with mahalo shoots. Where do you go for that? I get them, I get them on my my Instagram, I get my links. Mahalo shoots with the OPS. I like that as far. But we got a lot of grinds over

here for these guys for. So yeah, afterwards we have to tell uncle don't give them to us. During the podcast I just chewing like on car on the last one Justin was like bro you choose so fucking loud bro. I'm pretty sure I'm probably one of the only guys that will come out to these events and bring my own poo poos. It's the best. And beer. And beer. Whole cool beer. Everybody knows over here the the the fridge and the cabinet is always stuck with alcohol and stuff.

So people come over here and they just walk in all like all my good friends. They come over here it is go in the back, grab some drinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last time I came with my flash hiding. This time I just. Come, I know you hide nothing over here. But always, always a pleasure working with you guys bro. I love to, it's the best. Any plugs Riley coming up? No, what you got really some just just stop on his brand. You know, we got weekly releases, so we've been working on that.

We've been went a little extra lately trying to do more releases. Cool. Twice a week, so staying busy, hey? Perfect check out tacos Poly C for me down in Henderson now subscribe to Still Friends show on YouTube and follow on Instagram. So see you guys next time. Watch Mahalo game. Still friends, friends we're still friends, friends we're still friends we're still friends, still friends, Still friends do us. You wear the shoe and get a jump.

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