We're still friends, We're still friends, We're still friends, We're still friends. We're still friends, still friends, still friends. How is camp? You are a lone soldier right now. No head coach, just a beautiful mind of puny. It's good, bro. Yeah, I just, I'm doing what I need to do and and I'm putting in the work like how I should and oh, this was the best week. This was the best week I had. I I wasn't like fried by Wednesday.
I like I got fried yesterday, which was Saturday, which is exactly how it should be like the last day Dad, you know, can't can't do anything more. And then Sunday rest Monday, right back to it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And it's like every day I'm putting in like. Hard work. But it's not like fucking so much work. It's like specific right there that work as hard as I can do it, OK, get a little extra credit after. Next day, same thing. Next day, same thing. And it just keeps going.
But is it weird like not showing up with a coach every day? Like how does practice work? You just show up to pro practice. Yeah, I just show up to pro practice every day and then my extra credit is after because man, I'll be going to pro practice like burn already bro. I'll be already tired from my first session in the morning and then now I got now I'm getting smashed or fucked up. I can't do nothing. I'm just tired already. Next day, same shit. And by Wednesday it's fucking
I'm beat. My back is broken. I can't walk right. You know, it's so bad, but I got to go every every pro practice I was fresh. I got to go next day fresh got to go. And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday is when I do double days because in the morning I'll grapple, but I'll just I'll go off of like how I'm feeling, you know, I'm like, OK, fuck, I got 4 rounds. They're hard rounds. K, I'm good or I got 5 rounds hard, 5 hard rounds. I'm like that's good. And then I'll go do my SNC
after. And then Saturday is more like a rehab day because I'm probably dead. I do my sickle in the morning and I'm I'm going to be beat after that. So it's like a rehab day with my SNC guy. But in terms of structuring what you do on each day, is it pretty much the same type of work each day? Yeah, like Monday grapple, like MMA grappling, MMAMMA practice, Tuesday spar, Wednesday wrestling. Like wrestling for MMA.
Sometimes it's pure wrestling. And then Thursday spar, Friday grapple, MMA grappling, Saturday sicko and then SNC. After those three days, it's perfect. And strength and conditioning is pretty much FP right now. Yeah, functional. Pack only FP, only FP. That's all I'm doing, yeah. That works pretty crazy. I mean, you've shown me Olympians doing the function. Kyle Dake shot on Kyle Dake Yep, man, he's he's actually wrestling today. Or did he? Who was it? What was his name?
Kyle Dake. Kyle Dake, one thing I wanted to bring up to you, did you see this this week? So a couple of flyweights got cut from the UFC, right? Yeah, yeah. Mohammed Kayev, Nate Madness from pronouncing that correctly. Did you? See what he said though? No. Who? Mohammed. Nate. Oh no. So they recently received a word back from the UFC matchmaker saying why he wasn't resigned. We were told the flyweight division is comprised of exciting fighters and he doesn't
view me as exciting. I love it. Isn't that? But I mean one thing's crazy about it, he's won over half his fights and he's had like 3 performance of the night bonuses. Mohammed's undefeated. They cut his ass. That bodes well for guys like you, though. Yeah, no, that's what that's what I was saying. I think I said it last time. Like it's just about winning, like not winning. It's just about me fighting like and putting on the fights, you know what I mean?
Like, like, it doesn't matter so much about my record. It just matters on the fights that I put on because I'm exciting. People are going to want to watch me fight, you know what I mean? And yeah, that's that's, that's good to know. That's. So the UFC is making the right moves in your eyes, A. 100% like who cares about like records? Let's get back to the old days, you know what I mean? Like, who cares if this guy is five and four in the in the UFC?
You know what I mean? He he's batting 500 in the UFC, but like every fight is a barn burner. You know, like let's get back to that UFC and like let's get those guys paid. Not these guys that are just like winning fights, you know? Who reminds you of that? What type of fight are you? Because the first guy that comes to mind to me is like a Chris Leben. Yeah, you can go there. Nick and Nate. You know Nick. And Nate?
Freaking BJBJP. Hold on. Just man, let's just get back to that type of stuff. Just bang. Just bang. And finally, you know, we always bring it up, but it's finally made official. Max Holloway and Eliot Tapporio. Finally, that's. Gonna be a crazy fight, right? Do we think Max captures that belt? 100%, 100%. Here's the amazing thing, because did you see what Islam just recently said?
Islam just came out and said that if Max wants to fight, I think that would be a good name for a lightweight fight. If Armin's going to be out for his thumb, let's put me and Max Holloway together. But that's after this fight. That would be, I mean, I guess it's all dependent on him winning this fight, right? Unless like Islam is trying to steal the fight. Nah, but they they they're done. Yeah, the previous sign for their fight. OK, yeah. Oh, that's going to be good.
Max is going to stomp him and then, oh, then he's going to have to prove it against Islam then, like prove what we talked about. If he can anti wrestle or keep Islam from taking him down man. I just think Islam's wrestling is is that I think it is. I think it's the Khabib 2 point O like Khabib said. Did you see the fight yesterday with Corey Santa Hagan and I didn't? Damn, that was a great fight, too. That was a great. Fight even with. Corey looked good, but Habib's cousin like.
Umar. Umar is just, if he would have had that confidence from round one, I think he would have dominated him. Shit, I was very, very like Corey's takedown defense is really good. But if if Umar would have just threw from the from the beginning, from round one, I I think he might have gotten him out there, really. You think he takes the belt from Sean O'Malley or you think he beats Sean? Oh, man, I don't know. I, I, I, I think because Sean
got some special striking. Sean's footwork and Sean's speed, Sean's timing. Yeah. And. And he does have the death touch. Right. And he's. He proved that, yeah, he he has that right. And that's the equalizer. Here's the thing. Umar's wrestling looks a lot more disciplined and a lot cleaner than Al Joe's, believe it or not. Like it? I would assume so, being his camp. Yeah, but Omar started striking Omar. Omar wasn't a. Wrestler, No, I know.
But the way they wrestle is like they have a they have a set plan. They're not going to fucking stray from the plan, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Ever since Habib took over his. Yeah. Like that. Like if they're wrestling, it's this, this, this. Boom, lace the legs, ground and pound. Boom boom boom control. Omar's stand up is so much better than all of theirs. Yeah. Yeah, no, I've sparked on me, beat the shit out of me a bunch of times.
Really. Yeah, a bunch of times. He's really good bro. Yeah, he, he might. He I think he can. He can obviously beat Sean. Does he? I don't know. I, I think Sean's so talented he might go on a run for a couple of years. He might have the belt for the next 2-3 years I think, especially if he beats Murab. Let's see, let's see if he gets drawn too many places because I see he's doing a lot of shit on YouTube, like even not even his own shit, but like he's going out.
It's a cool thing, but he's going out with this one guy and like give like paying people's rents and shit like that, like just doing like cool things like that, giving him money. But all that shit takes time. You know, if you're doing that a lot like and he's doing all his own channel shit and stuff like that. You think he's frightening himself too thin? I don't know. Maybe then we'll see. We'll see if that catches up to
him. I know, I know Omar won't be doing no YouTube video shits, you know, going around the place so. It's just hard to beat those guys that are 100%. Dedicated, right? Like like he's. They're leaving. No, they're literally leaving. No stone unturned, 100%. They're not just doing all the work, they're doing everything possible. Like dedicating the lifestyle, like, you know, at a point Sean dedicated his lifestyle, but now he's here. And then, oh, let me do this
here. Let me do that there and then. You got that? Still that hungry lion that hasn't changed a bit while you like. Yeah, I don't. Know, do you think, I mean, I think do you. I would have say Sean's got almost more dialed in. He's gotten a little more dedicated. We'll see, right. Especially since the kid. I feel like since the kids started getting older and Kim and his baby Mama stopped doing like that, that weird shit. Yeah.
They were talking about being like the threesomes, like Wife Swap shit, like out of the open and that's kind of stop now. That's just weird. I think he's, I think he's got a shot to go on a 2-3 year run. Damn. Yeah, I do. That means yo, because that division is crazy. What more is probably next? Yeah. After marab fights. And you think he beats Marab? Yeah. I think he beats Marab. That's crazy. We got a dinner. No ditty on that. Oh bad. Dinner bet We got a dinner bet.
Yeah, what is it all you can eat? Sushi. Or Korean BBQ. Korean BBQ. That's so gay you like to cook your own food at restaurants. I just the fish you putting. Chefs out of work, bro. I'd rather eat the meat, no homo. Yo pause, bro what I I said no homo no, you can't There's no there's no preference that you could do to erase that. I want, I want to eat your meat. It's. Based on context of the fucking story, we were. Just talking about that's going to get clipped. Fuck this guy's.
Eating meat. Eating meat. I appreciate you and your the timeliness manner of arriving at the podcast today. I know, I know, this means so much to you. Oh bro this yo, I love to be here. It's my favorite thing on earth. No, I do actually. I mean, you're, you're deep in the camp right now. Like I'm you're 5 weeks away, 65 and a half, six. Weeks, maybe five work weeks, I think. Yeah, we've been working, bro. We've been working tired. How do you know how to manage
the camp from here on out? What do you? Mean, I mean, just in terms of isn't it not weird not having a coach? No, because like I'm a veteran. I've been doing this for, I've been doing this for a minute and I've been in like the highest level camps. Like I've been in championship camps, I've been in, you know, UFC Bellator camps. I've been in the who's who's camps and I, I've from amateur, I was doing that shit.
So like from from that time, I already like knew how to structure camps and do this shit. And that's why when I turn pro, everything was just like a breeze for me. Like, you know, I knew how to cut weight. I knew how to do. I dialed all that shit in as an amateur already. And it's nothing new now. Like I just have control. Like, you know, I didn't have control before.
So now I'm I'm in control of like what is what is being done, what's where, who I'm training with, who I'm not training with. And yeah, it's it's like a breeze. I'm like, I'm QB one, you know, I get to, I'm calling the shots. It's kind of funny to see like you post videos, there's videos of you knocking cats out from a decade ago now at least. Basically, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I've been doing this shit bro even though I'm so young. Is it weird though?
No. Not having the coach there, like not having anyone there to manage you or let you know, like, hey, you could be missing this or does that ever cross your mind at all? Not because one, I've been doing it since I amateur and then two, like I know what I'm, I know what to do. Like I've been, I've been around the block. But even guys like like Mike Tyson, right? He had customer auto, Yeah, very important to his career, right? Yeah.
And I mean, if he didn't have him, do you think he would be as great as he was? Well, his mental state is probably what needed cus, because without Cus he wouldn't have like order. Like I'm not I, I can be a loose cannon sometimes, but like there's a lot of order in my life, you know, I, I know what's right from wrong and I can, I can act upon it. Mike would just, you know, just
explode. So maybe his decision making obviously not that good when I've I think I can make rational decisions or no, like even like when I'm fucking being a bitch right now. You know what I mean? Like, it's not it's not I'm tired. I'm just being a bitch right now, OK? I need to fucking get my ass to the. Gym. What about in terms of seeing certain things though? Like there's this opening you.
But I do have a coach, like I do have a coach that's I mean to like all the coaches look out for me to like at the gym, like Eric freaking Nate, Dennis freaking Eddie B, like everybody, everybody looks out for me too. So when I'm sparring, they might be giving me some pointers or pull me on the side or hey, I've seen you doing this when you were trying to sit out, you know, like you got to do this
instead like every. So it's not really, I don't know, or even my, even my training partners are like that too. Like we all, everybody helps each other in the gym. It's like a yeah, we're really like a family in there. For the most part, it's kind of clicky. It's kind of clicky. But for the most part, we're family. Have you ran into GIF recently in the gym? Yeah, I. See him, I see him pretty like daily like you know, but. What's it like you guys over here? No, just no handshake.
No. What's up? Don't even look at each other. That's cold. That's weird. It's weird, but it is what it is. Are you still, you know, friendly with any of his fighters? Oh yeah, I mean, Rodney's just fighter and we train every day together. That's my brother. We text every day. No homo. Yo, he's setting up the meats. This man had his birthday party. Arby's. You know, I haven't been there since like 8th grade. What? Yeah, we had one. We had one right by the our
intermediate. That's why I was in the mall. Was that windward or? Yeah, yeah, I. Used to go there. Windward Malls. Arby's. Yeah, yeah, but fuck H and TS. H and TS. You, you go there at Windward Mall. Windward Mall, H&T. What's that? The burger spot. Never been fire. What'd you get there? Terry burger? Terry burger? Terry fries? Is it a real Terry burger though? Like. Yeah, and the Terry fries is mean.
Terry Fries, too put. The basketball on that fucker I. Don't need the basketball Terry gravy. Oh, you. Ever had Blaine's on the Big Island? No. All about that. Where's that one? Where's that one? Like ramen shop that in Hilo. Ramen salmon. Yeah. Gay. Or Simon's shop. Simon's so restaurant. Fuck you make. Noodles at home, bro. Come on, what is the spot? I I've no, I literally have no idea what you're talking about. It's like probably like the famous one that's out there.
Famous noodles. Simon, Simon bro. You eat noodles at. Home bro. You're so Asian and you're hating on noodles bro. You can make noodles at home? OK, bet it. I I was a kid out there. What's the difference between a noodle you make at this at a restaurant and noodle you make at home? Why are you you're talking about a six year old 7 year old kid that's eating with the team and and their parents. I thought you.
Were making it sound. I was just trying to ask like what is the if you knew the name of it if it like popped. Up I thought you were making it sound like it was a good noodle shot. That it's fucking noodles. How can noodles noodles suck like noodles? How can you serve noodles at a restaurant if they're not fried noodles, right? Like fried Simon? That's a different story. What's the difference of Fried Simon? They they did something to the noodles. You got Kamabulco in them.
You got some green onions. That's in Simon Tarsu. What's in Simon? But they fried it. Simon is just Simon. You can make Simon at home. That's how you make Simon. Like you got to fry the noodles. But you cannot make their broth. You cannot make. You cannot make their broth. What you mean you cannot harder packets? That's not the same Fuck. That tastes the same. Not the same.
Bro it's so it's so the same it did you see in New York they opened up a a fake luxury ramen shop where they just serve top Ramen. No, and they're selling it for like 60 bucks a bowl. But did they add anything to it to it? They literally just. Nothing to it, yeah. Oh, that's. Crazy they just presented it nicely. They like they only invited like influencers at first. So there was like 200,000 followers in A. That's crazy. It's noodles.
It's like Korean BBQ. Like all Korean barbecues, it's just meat, but I cook it. I actually don't like ramen or like I do like Simon sometimes back home. But the only noodles I really like is like PHA. Like you like PHA, it's noodles. I like PHA. It's noodles. Noodles. It's just noodles. Noodles. That's good noodles though. I. Mean I'd rather have spaghetti. Spaghetti is fire bro. I made some spaghetti. My girl was like, I don't like it. Why?
She's like too much meat. Sorry baby, that's just me. That's just me. If I make spaghetti or chili, I'm gonna put a lot of meat in that. Bitch, it's all meat. Yeah, meat sauce. Yeah, it's basically chili on noodles. Yeah, 100%, yeah. And I don't like runny. Do you ever seen like mainland Chili? It's like water with like like some meat in it and like some beans and like like celery and carrots. That's gross. White people is crazy. Did you ever eat Cincinnati chili?
No, I've never had it. Was it like the Skyline Chili, Right? Yeah, it's like with mayonnaise or something. In there I have fucking no clue but that sounds like my brother. Bro. My brother would put mayonnaise on everything. I like mayonnaise too. I ain't a lot. It's just fattening. Spaghetti boom. Chili boom. Like mayonnaise? Yeah. Bro I had mayonnaise. I've had mayonnaise and chili before. It's free fire with some capers on it. Have you ever had some capers say hood?
Deck vacancy right there. No, OK capers. Who the fuck got capers? Man, I miss Oahu's food right now. What do you think is the best restaurant in Oahu fast? Food. You can't ask me best. Plate late lunch in Oahu. You can't ask me why because I never left Kanye. So what's the best plate lunch in Kanye? So many good spots. What's the best And I have lunch. I fuck bro. There's there's too much that's too much. What one that you that you're thinking about right now?
The first one that comes to mind that you missed. Just name off the top five. Bro I don't know, blazing steaks is always my goal. Bro that feels like plain ass shit. Ever bro? Blazing steaks. That's my favorite. Do you know how many blazing steaks there are? I love it. It's. Plain as fuck, that's the thing. You asked me if you asked me a question and I say something and then it's. What was so good about it? The sauce. What sauce? The Blazer Steak Sauce.
Yeah, it's like you can make that at home though. Oh my God, you can make anything at home but you hate it on everything. Easy though. You hate it on everything. I'm just, I have a higher stand, the standards, I guess, like if you were to sit something like Fat Boys, like that garlic chicken, right? I kind of make that. K JS I was going to go to K JS too. K JS K JS chicks. They got the food. Khaki chicken. Oh. Where is that? In Kony way that. Sounds good. Where is it at? At the.
Fuck what is that shopping center called where the 24 hour fitness is? That same shopping center, Winter City, that's what Woman city Shopping Center I. Don't know where that is. You know where the Nissan is? Oh yeah. Yeah, that shopping center right down the road from Nissan. Oh cool pancakes house. Cool, it's good. The coconut syrup fire. I haven't been but there's there's this spot called KB Bros. They got good polka and shit over there. I've never been though.
Fresh catch fresh. I've never been there either. Fresh catch is fire. You should go. What's good there? A hikatsu fucking everything. Poke Hawaiian plates. Of course rainbows, I mean hold this side of the island, but rainbows drive in mixed plate. With the with the with the ice cream. Oh, with the? Slush float. Yeah, with the slush float. Slush float. You need that right after right after the beach dog. Oh oh. I bang sore. I haven't had that in a year and a half probably.
It's been years so probably since I moved. How do you not get that every time you go home? Because I don't leave Connie. Oi, bro, I really don't. Yeah. You can stop there on the way, kind of, I don't know, from the airport. Actually, yeah, I think we do, actually. But Nah. We just made, I got, I got to make time for that. That's so good, damn. I haven't had one since I was a kid. Since I was a kid. Damn. You can't even eat like that. Like.
I can't eat whatever. Yeah, I forgot you got a tapeworm. Yeah, I'd probably do. You ever been tested for that? No. No, I've. Been wondering if I got a parasite or something if I just got like cancer or something coming. Actually I got a buddy Travis Chapel. He's like, maybe he's. 30I mean. He's, he's a, he's a, he's a public figure. He's he's on like a bunch of podcasts. For he's got. A huge podcast. Check out Travis. What is it?
Travis makes friends or something like that, but dude's like 31 of his friends got cancer, died. He's like, I guess I'll just go get checked out. Well, forget cancer. Oh shit. But it was like so prostate. Cancer. I don't remember what type of cancer it was, but like it was so early on that he went in for surgery, they got it taken out and he's all good now. Damn. But I guess if you catch it that early, like, yeah, these shit, you'll be OK if you cut that shit out.
Yeah, shit, I should go in. It made me want to. I'm probably going to go do it within the next year or so. Oh shit. Because I've never had the greatest of health. Yeah, got a bunch of people in my family with cancer. How do they find out if you have cancer? I have no clue. What kind of test you have to do I? Don't know, I think he shit in a cup and they did some other shit. Damn. Yeah, fuck, I got. What are they? What's the colonoscopy? Oh yeah.
Oh. I heard they don't have to do their finger in the butt anymore. They put a tube or something. You heard like when they you they put the finger in your butt and they make you like cough or something or like they ask you if it hurts or something. Oh really? Are you not Privy to anything? No I know I mean no I no I honestly I heard about the finger in the butt but the coughing and shit threw me off. Oh, you know what? That's for her physical. That's the. Physical with the.
I was like, I never heard of that shit. You got a cough and then it hurts. I. Definitely mixed the physical with a rectal exam, yeah. Oh my God. Man, how old were you the first time you got a physical bro? Like for sports? So I always had a physical, but like the first, like I never had my nuts touched. Every time I got a physical done, they didn't. Even look at it. Nope, the. Only time they weren't. Even doing this job, the only
time the fuck? I think I might have been 20, let's say 23. You're lying. I said I might have been. I think I'm bro. I thought I got a hernia from fucking lifting too heavy. And then I was like, bro, I need to go get checked. And then that was the first time I ever had my fucking nuts checked out of any 2026. Still, when I get physicals for fights I don't get my nuts checked. Maybe I didn't get for some reason. I don't think they checked the. I think I was just fondling you.
Maybe. Maybe. They're they're just passing the word around to normalize it so that when we go in there, they can look at our balls only cough so they can see it like some infatuation. We just watch the balls jump every time we cough. Hey, cough for me. Yeah. Look up, close your eyes. Cough. Keep coughing. Yeah. Yeah. Close your eyes. Wow. No, I swear to God, for some reason, like for some reason we used to like look up and away and cough. Yeah, I don't think I did.
No, I never did that. But I. I remember them holding. I remember them holding it one time, like holding both balls in their hand while I coughed. Yeah, no, I had to do that for the hernia. They did that for football, for for high school. Yeah, they all of us. Yeah, it was. Fucking everybody on my team went through something like that. But bro, a lot of a lot of like would you have like a small small doctor like a little. I I had a little, I had a little Korean. Doctor. Doctor Russo.
No, like, like small office everything, like super. Yeah, like all those little tiny ones, bro. They're kind of creepers. No, my doctor was a good doctor like. No, that he was a good man. It was a she. She was a good woman. Well, I. Had to go in once for AI. Had a hernia, a rare hernia where it like it was behind my ball. It wasn't my Gooch, it was behind my balls, between my ass and my balls. You were born with it. No, it was from football from
lifting their workouts. I was just pushing way too hard. And they said like something like rip back there in in my Gooch. So I'm wearing a hospital gown and the doctor tells me I have to lay on my stomach and because I'm a minor, my mom has to come in the office and I'm wearing a hospital gown. So that thing just like opened up my ass out in the air. My mom is sitting in the corner on the on her chair, and he still has to put his fingers like, oh, in my Gooch from the back.
Oh, he's just feeling in there. And he's like, can you give me like a couple of big deep breaths and a cough? And he's like, oh, yeah, I feel that. And he's like, yeah, he definitely has a hernia. This is a rare one. So where this is, ma'am, if you want to come take a look at this. And he's like fingering like past my asshole into my Gooch and just like rubbing in there, like showing him where it's torn. Oh fuck. Yeah, that was great. Oh my God dog that's fucked up
bro. I was all fat kid too. He's just like finger my Gooch. Oh. Bro violated bro, Yeah. I didn't even get into surgery either, they just told me to stop losing weight for like 3-4 months. That's why I don't tell nobody nothing to When I get injuries, I just rest. Just shut up, yeah. Just rest by myself. Shut up. And I just go about it. You're, you're dying. Like fuck, I didn't want to hear that, you know what I mean? So I'd rather just not know.
But then you could actually live like my buddy and then go like just one day find out you have cancer and get it cut out. But if I just drop dead one day, I would not know that's. Not good. That's not bad. That's a bad. Idea. Yeah, that's true. Maybe I'll go get checked. I'm, I'm, I'm definitely, probably going to definitely, probably. Maybe when I'm 30 I'll go get checked. Yeah, I think that's a good age.
Yeah, I guess 3 decades. What if you by the time you go check when you're 30 and then you have you've had cancer for like 2 years? Hopefully it's good. Hopefully it's a good cancer. No, like hopefully it's not. It's like, you know, bad by then. Man that sounds so shitty. I can't. I do not want to get old. Yeah, you just got to take care of your body, bro. But even if you take care of your body like. Now you got to. You're still going to get old. Things are still going to start
to shut down. I think it's a book. Everybody dies. No, there's this thing right here. That's a good name for a book too. Everybody dies. Shout out to Noah Lyles, 100m Olympic champion. What a Finish up I think. What was it, 505 thousandths of a? Second this a book. That's crazy off of the. Lean you got to read this Why zebras don't get ulcers. Huh. He always comes from behind though. By Robert Sapolsky. What is it? Why zebras don't get ulcers? Have you ever read it?
No, that's a good book. They just don't get are they just dumb? They don't give a fuck, they just don't care about anything. Probably ulcers are you get ulcers from stress right? Yeah, look. Strokes. Heart attacks, voodoo, death. But everybody dies is my point. Yeah. It's just, I don't know. That sucks. It's OK, we'll be all right. I guess. We'll live to 100 and we'll be OK. It's so funny how like different life is like I was watching a clip of like Shadora Sanders, right?
And he was talking about what's the first thing you're going to buy when you get into the league? What's the what's the first thing you're going to buy when you get into the league? He was talking to a few other guys that are in college right now and like they're, you know, I'm going to buy my car from GTA6, I'm going to buy my house from GTA6. I'm going to buy this, I'll buy that, I'll buy watches. And they're like guys like us where we really want to go buy like land and a.
Homestead type of thing. But I mean, if you would have asked me when I was 18, when I just moved out of here, I would have had different shit too, you know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, I want this house, I want this car on, this, that, this, that. Now I want the farm and shit, you know? So they're youngsters. Change happened pretty quick too, I feel like because I was the same way maybe three years ago.
Yeah, yeah, 100. And then if you would have asked me when I was like in high school, then it would have just been a bunch of toys like Yoda. This fucking. In high school, you wanted a Yoda. I wanted. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking about a guy from Star Wars. I didn't think you were talking about a Tacoma. I am so sorry about that. I've just legitimately thought you were talking about a Star Wars story there. I'm a Hawaii boy, come on. We call them tacos on the Big
Island though. But that's when he took home was. What else? Yeah, I get. Yeah, it could be a the mini truck could be a forerunner. Fuck, shoot for the stars you own Taco. They're all, they're all good in their own way. Yeah, but a Taco is a There's nothing like a Taco. No, but you know what's good about a forerunner is when you put sounds in them because the the tacos is you can cannot. I need them bro. Tacos you can put. You can't go wrong with a Taco.
You can't go wrong with a forerunner, you just have to argue with everything. No, I I just genuinely feel like like there's. Like I have a truck. Nothing says I don't like a Taco though. True or a forerunner, just equally the same. Anything Toyota any a Camry is fuck anything Toyota is Hawaii. No, but everybody wants a Taco though. OK, but a forerunner too? Forerunner is good, but that's after you have a Vivid. You got to have a Taco Adam and Forerunner at that point. Or but I get dogs.
Yeah, tore them in the bed. Yeah, that's right, 'cause they're gonna be Sandy. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be in the bed. But my sounds though, I'm gonna throw my sounds in. To them underneath the seat in the back. Not gonna be as loud. Fuck sure you can build a box and. Not gonna be as loud. It's not. The box is a big ported box is not gonna be the same as a truck box. And the speakers you get is different. You can get bigger magnets on the speaker. OK, so you tell me you're not a
sound guy. You're telling me you're not a sound guy. OK, so you. Lose your hearing three years sooner or three decades sooner? God yes. It's literally not much of a difference. But what is your argument? Oh, it's a Taco. It's a Taco. That's the only argument I need. It's a Taco. They're the same fucking shit. You can get 4 wheel drive, you can get the same. It's the same fucking features. It's literally the same. Fucking brand new 2003 for honors but get brand new 2003 Tacomas.
We have 400,000 miles and still run. Fuck. US brand new though. Yeah, but yeah, there's no argument. I think your argument is just invalid because there's just no. Argument. There is no argument exactly. It's a Taco. Oh my. It's a Taco or nothing. This is ridiculous, but. How is he arguing this? Like is that not like everybody knows this, right? Like my girl's going to get a 4 runner or a a GX550 is like the Lexus version of a 4 runner.
But we're going to keep the Taco because the taco's a Taco Jordan. We keep the Taco for Jordan. He's just arguing to himself because yeah, he's literally arguing to himself. All right, what else did you want to hit on? How's your little puppy doing? Bro, he's getting big dog. I think he's going to be bigger than my other dogs. It's kind of weird. Do you Did you get rid of all the rest of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of them is gone, except. Except that one we keep in. Man, he's huge.
But every time he takes a nap and I let him out his cage, I'm like, what the fuck? Like did you get bigger? I just. Probably right. Yeah, fucking a puppy. But bro, it's crazy, like one hour, you know what I mean? Like I, I take a nap for like an hour. I look at him like bro, the fuck like this. Is he supposed to grow that fast? Just jump out and he's like Clifford. Give him like a oh dude, I give him fucking lunch. He goes to sleep, just a little stretch. I'm like holy shit.
All like all of a sudden he can just make it. He can't do it every time now, but he can make it like 1 jump on the couch. Just he used to have to climb. He still has to climb, but like sometimes he would just right on. I'm like, oh. Fuck, so is he still beating with his dad? Yeah, yeah, he's hard, bro. They scrap. He don't fuck with the mom, though. She she beats his like he'll fuck with her.
She'll beat his ass and then he'll cry and then he'll just go back to the dad and then he'll leave her alone for the rest of the day. And for why? Because she fucks like they they, is she? Is she? Over him already as a as a baby she's like fuck. This No, she no, she'll play with him and stuff like that. But once he gets out of hand, she has to check him. And I think the dad, either he
likes to play. Well, yeah, that's the thing, that dad, he likes to play, but then he comes too much and then he gets irritated and then becomes like a fight. So then that's when I have to get in between these fucking idiots. I'm like Bra And it happens every time, too. When I'm trying to go to sleep. There's like trying to fight over who gets to sleep on me. And then I'm like, Bra, shut the fuck up.
I just, I got to pull them apart like that and they're still trying to go at each other like Bra, you idiots. Pets are the worst and the best, yeah, I love them so much. Can't live with them, can't live without them. You believe they used to be wolves back in the day? Yeah, these fuckers definitely got that wolf instinct in them. They're killers, bro. They want to kill everything. Everything. Would you ever get one of those dogs that are like? The wolf dogs part.
Like they not wolf dogs, but like, like actual like wolves still like where they're, you know, 50% Siberian Husky or. Or they have like they have that. That's wolf dogs. They're like, they're like, or like 80% wolf, you know what I mean? Yeah. I seen one that was like 70 something percent Wolf, 20 something percent Rottweiler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would fuck with that bro, Hell yeah. But. Huge. I think how do you? Stop that though. Like how? Like are they as trainable as a
regular dog? I mean, I seen like some like some documentaries and shit where like people raise wolves and they're like a part of their family. They come inside the houses and stuff, you know, like that, Like real wolves, like fool, fool wolves. So. That's the Twilight shit right there. Just Jacob rolling up, yo, straight up to the kitchen table. Yeah, but my dog, My dog, I'm so lucky my dog is short enough to where he can't jump up and get everything on the counter all
the time. But on our low coffee table in the living. Room he snacks it. He will snag food. I will get so mad. We'll grab some like we'll get we got Zippy's ones. He got my fish from a zip pack bro. Damn I was so salty. But could you imagine a wolf? What are you going to tell a wolf? No. Try. If you change. How how you going to tell that you train them? Bitch, shut the fuck up. I mean, I mean clearly not because they trained him, but. He could get the shit off the top of the fridge.
Like, yeah, but if that's if they wanted to, right, they respect their owner. Where would you buy a doggy door big enough for a wolf? No, I think you just let him out the regular door. He just go, hey. Just teach him how to open it by himself. Well, actually, maybe he just leave the door open. Yeah, you don't got to worry about motherfuckers 'cause you got wolves. Oh my God, Like who's going to come steal something from my house? I got wolves. I always wanted a monkey growing up. Same.
I still want a monkey. I want a monkey. I want a Capuchin monk. Or like what? Is the type of monkey is where I don't know like. Do I want like? I wondered when that look kind of had the same haircut as me, right? Do I want? Panieva Zoo, right? Look just like me, right? Like same as that haircut. Oh, like, you know, like like the big monkeys, Like the actual or like the you mean? Like a eight bro. No, but like. Yeah, like an 8 like you talking about like a. Monkey.
Like a monkey. There's different monkeys, yeah. I I just named the couple. Yeah, I don't know the names, that's the problem. Like are you looking for like a real like a gorilla or you looking for like a chimp? Like. Like a Capuchin monk, like the one from Friends, the one that started like the SO. Yeah, either. Like Dang, they have them on Instagram all the time. You know what I mean? The people got. So I don't know. Yeah, Like these ones, right? Yeah.
So I don't know if I. Want or a macaw these? Little ones or like the darker ones, the big. Like a chimp, like a chimpanzee, right? Like these kind of monkeys. That's a chimpanzee. That's a monkey. That's a chimpanzee. That's a monkey. These are monkeys. Ain't that the same? Thing. It's a chimpa monkey. These are monkeys. Look up chimpanzee. I'm pretty sure that's what that is. This is more of a chimp breaker that dude. Ain't that what the other one? Was. No, this is the kind of monkey
I'm talking about. That's a chimpanzee. That's a it's a chimp, a monkey. Either way, I don't know if I want those ones or the OR the little the little shoulder ones. But here's the thing, you can't get those big ones because that mother that he will become the alpha no people have. Those. Yeah, and they rip their faces off. No, yeah, that's. True. They're definitely true. They're they're. 8-9 times I would just I would just stay like strapped at all times. Why?
Would I couldn't do that to my dog or my my monkey? No, because he's trying to kill me. I don't give a fuck about you anymore. Get one of these little ones right? Right. I mean, they can technically still rip off your ear, and probably they can rip off your nose instead. Hey, could you imagine right on your nose you just throw that fucker comes back in two seconds. Imagine having to fight your monkeys. I would. Sleep that fucker. Guarantee.
I don't know. No guarantee you break your hand on that monkey. Probably the bone density. Yeah, small. Muscle. Straight or if he's ankle pick you take you. Down that would happen too and I would have to just triangle that fucker and. What if he just rats? That's he just Jacksons you, just picks you up and slams you? Bro he's literally. No, that's when I go triangle and then I go right to that Dome.
That's the that's. The point that even these little like 20 LB monkeys, right, they can pick up and move 200 lbs almost, yeah. That's what's crazy. Even like chinchillas are crazy. I want to chinchillas, Yeah. You ever see those thingies? Yeah, I, I, I make them in the jackets. I make them in the jackets. Turned to like a 1920s New York guy for a second. I don't know what happened there. Shit, yeah, I thought he's Conor McGregor for a second.
Man, Conor killing it, huh? Fuck, he's he fired Mike Perry or what? Yeah. And that's funny. Well, I guess he. Mike Perry owns it. His own promotion though, right? And BKFC. Mike Perry. That's what he was saying Well. Because he's like the king of it, right? I'll be a KFC dude, he can't fire me. I wonder if he's got shared. I don't think so. I mean. With what he did, I wouldn't doubt it. Like a little piece of that. I wouldn't doubt it.
Who do you think really won the Drake and Kendrick beef? I guess Kendrick, yeah, Kendrick murdered him. Did it really matter? Not really, but he exposed a lot of shit though. Like what? Like the like the pedophile shit. If it's true, right? If not, it's just like. I mean the proof is in. The proof is in the pudding. His fucking lyrics is telling you the story. Yeah, We just talk about like people doing like a parody. They're like, not actually like, I mean, any context around the
lyrics? I mean, he says it in the lyrics. He's kind of a creeper. Yeah, I guess if you go for girls that are like, you know, barely legal. When you FA girl used to babysit but that was years later on some crazy shit. You know, on a on a good beat you can say some crazy shit. And kind of what I said, hey, just hide. It's the beat. That's what did he just say. Fuck it. Oh man, it's crazy. Like all the kids that like you see in New York, they just did
another huge gangbust. Like the kids, there's a bunch of gangs right now that do the exact same thing that like the kids in Florida made popular where they would like make remixes of old classic songs into like new raps where they're dissing like how they killed the homies or how. They killed the homies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's. Wild. I've seen one too. Yeah, yeah. That's like, that's like the first one of them, I think. What was that? You heard that one? Oh yeah. Fucking he killed.
He was telling the whole story how he killed a dude. He just recently got got to. Oh, good for him. Yeah, he he, I think he released, I think he released like 3 three in a row or something about, about killing what's. What's the name of those again? I can't remember bro, but I know what you're talking about. I can't. Remember the name of it? We'd have to look it up another time. Anyway, I think we should be about good. We kind of need like 5 more minutes to clear.
What else should we talk about? I don't know. What you got coming? You're moving. Yeah, my girl, my girl got us a house. She been working hard, she been busting, she been busting her ass straight. Up Hey, what what are we what are we called we're. We're called investments. It's coming. I promise you we're. Boots in stocks? That's what it is. It's coming, baby. I promise you. You hold it down. We're. We're homestead men. No. What are we? Stay at home, Dad.
Stay at home dad. That's who we are. You're a stay at home dog dad. I'm a stay at home dog dad slash stay at home dad dad. That's funny. We got our our women are the breadwinners. Oh, they're they hold it down for all respect to our women. Yeah, Shout. My girl's on RN. She's a nurse. Thanks babe, love you. Shout out to you Mamas what you want for dinner tonight? I'm cooking. Shit, but she's buying the grade in. A vacuum today. But can you stop off at the grocery store and grab this
piece? Because I ain't got no money. Oh man, it's the dopest shit. We got good women. Yeah, Hell yeah. Yeah, I got to keep them. But they see the dream, you know what I mean? If they believe in the dream, that's awesome. Yeah. It's hard to find that shit nowadays, Yeah. Or just find something that won't cheat on you. Yeah, straight up. So I I had to stop that shit. I had to stop. You know what you working. I ain't go cheat on you what you want. That ain't cool.
Oh man. Fuck, I almost did, but I didn't. Yeah, I did. Crazy. I wasn't going to. I promise I wasn't. I promise I wasn't going to. I was just talking shit in those DMS. You crazy? She caught me. We could. We overcame this. I promise I wasn't going to do it. No, I really ain't going to do it. I found the Lord, Mom. I did. It's too good of a life, right? Like I mean, I got a girl that loves me. She ain't cheating. She's willing to pay for shit, obviously.
Obviously I still get my pension, I paid for our mortgage and whatnot, but like she pays for like groceries and stuff like that so I can't complain. I just got. I get to now actually focus on like my son and like putting him through working out or actually teaching him how to read since the preschool that was paid $30,000 for then teach him how to read. That's crazy to me.
Homeschool Brother. I'm maybe maybe or just straight from school, straight to either tutoring or to working out or to training and then at home and then tutor a little bit again. I'm a home school, whatever. You know what he told me he's going to do a He wants to play for the Dallas Cowboys. Oh wow. And then he told me by himself, God bless, he wants to buy a lot of land so that whenever someone in our family wants to build a house, they can build it next to us. Oh, wow.
Yeah, he's, he's a dope kid. But is he going to sell them the land or is he going to be too nice? And no, he just said, he said that they can build. It. Oh wow, he's awesome. I would sell them the land. No, because he doesn't have. Most of his family is back on the Big Island, a lot of his families on Oahu. So I, my grandma's funeral was
this past weekend too. So he was like bummed out he didn't get to go see a bunch of the family whatnot because we're getting pictures sent to us of like all everybody together and whatnot. He's got a bunch of cousins that are like three years old or two years old. Shit. Perfect, perfect age. Yeah, I got to get back there more for that. I have to too bro. We got to go. We should go home together one time I'm. Down. I'm down. Run rampant a little bit. Yeah, here's the thing.
Once you sign that 5/6 figure deal business expense, I just got to shoot. We just got to shoot content when we're out there. A. 100% I mean, we just write that off either way. Yeah, probably. I guess. I mean, if you, if you say you were not there to train, wouldn't that be a business trip for you technically? Yeah, I don't really train when I go home. Yeah, but I'm just talking about for taxes. And yeah, I could probably do FP when I go home. That'd be smart, yeah.
They they got to have a, they got to have a spot. You got anything coming up this week? Train. Nothing else really till September 13th, right? Yeah, and then I'm going to try to go home after that, or try to go home, recharge, charge the batteries up, and then come back here and smash again. I want to fight in December. I want to figure that out. I'm going to let them know right after I smash this guy.
Book me in December. I mean, if it's clean enough or impressive enough of a victory for you, would you be looking at it coming back even sooner than December? Yeah, first round, 5 seconds. Book me. I'm in shape. Let's go. You know what I mean? Let's rally off some wins, get some dubs. And this is the last fight with LFA, right? On my contract, yeah. Are you going to let that run out to possibly look at some options? No, after my fight, I'll get a
new contract with him. It'll be, yeah, it'll be whatever. I'm not worried three fight deal because there's always a there's a clause too. There's a out UFC, Bellator, PFL, whatever it is, you know what I mean? If you're going to go to a big show, you can, you can. You can release or even Contender Series you can release as long as it's not anything like that's going to be on Flight Pass, which is a competitorship. You know what if it's something
that's overseas? I think, I think, I think I could go there too. I think so I, I think, I think I could get an out for that. I think there is an out for. That so this will be a big fight for you in terms of opening up and start at least lining up some doors to be kicked open. Oh, this fight's huge, you know what I mean? Like, fuck, I don't ever lose 222 fights in a row. I ain't trying to start that now.
And yeah, I'm like, you know, trajectory wise, this is everything for me. Like 5 and two is not bad, you know? I mean, four and three is I got some work to do after that. So every fights, the biggest fight of my life is that's that's not ever new. So just go out there and smash this guy. That's so sick, dope. And then we will see. Maybe I get three more fights, take the belt and then we'll see
do some negotiations. And it's interesting now because for a while it was only UFC in your eyes. Yeah, yeah. But bro, if I can make this bread, get this farm, you know, build the farm while I'm still fighting and then when I'm like, I'm done, it's all built up. I got my farm operating ready to go. You know, that's how that's how I'm looking at it. Bryce Mitchell might be doing things the right way then. I think he is bro. Yeah, just be self-sufficient.
He's got his son. He's homeschooling his son. Bro he's on the right path, bro. Not going to let him be gay. No, he knows what he's doing, bro. Yeah, I might. I just wonder if I'm going to adopt that twang. Give me a Bryce Mitchell impression. I can't do it right now. No way. Just try it. You got to try. You got to try. You got to try. You got to go. Try something. Oh no, no, come. On I'm not good. I can't even do it right now. Just try it. I can't even think of his voice.
Yeah. I'll pull it up for you to get here real quick. Hold on. What do you do? Because you know, rankings, top of the division. It's right there. You got to bring up the one. They think I'm fool's gold. I'm not. I'm real gold. They're sitting on gold. They need to cash me out. I am the cash cow. There ain't another pay-per-view draw like me in this division. What do you got? I can't. There you go. Go ahead. I am the cash cow. It's time to cash me out. I am the cash cow.
It's time to cash me out. Yes, that's good. Alright, what's your impression I got to hear? It fuck, play that game. Play it again. Ready. I'm begging them, please. I'm ready. I'm begging. Them I'm ready. I'm begging them. Please give. Me a fight. I need it right now. My son will not be gay. I am the cash cow. I think we're good. See you guys next time Puny Still friends opens in 94. See you guys next time we're. Still fast. We're still friends. We're still friends.
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