The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a. Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 169
The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth. Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Apr 11, 2022•11 min
The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Tha...
Apr 06, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 168
The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Apr 04, 2022•12 min
The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy. Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 167
The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/st...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 166
The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed some cues at Trevor's show.
Mar 21, 2022•11 min
The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipsta...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 165
The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Mar 14, 2022•12 min
Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine. Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this ep...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 164
The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. https://www.a...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 163
Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2 podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot fetish. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/...
Mar 01, 2022•10 min
The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episo...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 162
The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark. Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 21, 2022•9 min
The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.blueche...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 161
The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more. You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 15, 2022•13 min
The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn. Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks t...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 160
The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Feb 07, 2022•12 min
The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish. Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsock...
Feb 02, 2022•59 min•Ep. 159
The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get f...
Jan 26, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 158
The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure out how to please his girls very specific kink. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Jan 24, 2022•12 min
The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 157
The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www...
Jan 12, 2022•56 min•Ep. 156
The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Jan 11, 2022•11 min
The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/soc...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 155
The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years ago.
Jan 03, 2022•11 min
The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 meals free at https://www.helllofresh.com/stiffsocks16 w...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 154
The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just modern day beanie babies. Support the pod and hear the full episode + get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 27, 2021•9 min
The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for spo...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 153
The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax, and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo Loco. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 20, 2021•12 min
