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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studioswww.instagram.com
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128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring t...

Jun 30, 20211 hr 10 minEp. 128

Cum N' Hoe

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Jun 28, 202110 min

127: Books Make Me Horny

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks . Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first ...

Jun 23, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 127

126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal

Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsoc...

Jun 16, 202156 minEp. 126

Seal Team D.I.C.K.

The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 14, 202110 min

125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socks Thanks to Raycon...

Jun 09, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 125

124: Peg Leg Pleasure

The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 6...

Jun 02, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 124

Mommy Milker Mondays

The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 31, 202112 min

123: How To Have a Foursome

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. ...

May 26, 20211 hr 9 minEp. 123

Reverb the Coochie

The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 24, 202110 min

122: Cock Kebobs

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. ...

May 19, 20211 hr 5 minEp. 122

Trev Got DMed by WHO??

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 17, 202111 min

121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?

The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable.com Get 10% off with promo code: socks Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVANIS...

May 12, 20211 hr 7 minEp. 121

120: Trader Hoes

The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get...

May 05, 20211 hr 18 minEp. 120

Taxidermy a Butt Plug

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 04, 202110 min

119: Banging Both Brothers?

The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN on Amazon.com Thanks to Honey for sponsoring...

Apr 28, 20211 hr 15 minEp. 119

Sucked Off by a Sandwich

This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Apr 23, 202111 min

118: NFT that c*ochie

The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.co...

Apr 21, 20211 hr 10 minEp. 118

117: Bowflex the Vulva

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our ...

Apr 14, 202159 minEp. 117

Miata of a P*ssy

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Apr 12, 202111 min

116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster

Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon. Thanks to Rayc...

Apr 07, 20211 hr 18 minEp. 116

Cute-toes-is

The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends. also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Apr 06, 202111 min

115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop S...

Mar 31, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 115

Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)

Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is, riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They talk about how the filming went, riff on smelly porn sets, and get a surprise drop-in from a legendary porn produce...

Mar 29, 202111 min

114: LIVE from the Bang Bus

Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Betterhelp for spon...

Mar 24, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 114

113: Mannequin Masturbation

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months free at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get premium wi...

Mar 17, 20211 hr 4 minEp. 113

Tug Yer Tooter

The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 15, 202111 min

112: Phone Sex Playbook

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsorin...

Mar 10, 20211 hrEp. 112

Blau with the Pow

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mar 08, 202111 min

111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O

The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring t...

Mar 03, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 111
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