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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studioswww.instagram.com
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Episodes

Interviewing Michael's Dad

The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 26, 202110 min

110: Salt Bae'd with Semen

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with...

Feb 24, 20211 hr 9 minEp. 110

Coat of Cum

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 18, 202110 min

109: Trevor Makes a Porno

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks . Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode...

Feb 17, 20211 hr 8 minEp. 109

108: losing vcards w/ bbno$

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.co...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 18 minEp. 108

Sucked Off in the Beamer

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Feb 08, 202112 min

107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat

The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Start saving money at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for...

Feb 03, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 107

Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview

The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Feb 02, 202113 min

106: Footjobs in Phoenix

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks ...

Jan 27, 20211 hrEp. 106

Three Finger Freak

The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 26, 202112 min

105: Bear Rug Cum Towel

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episo...

Jan 20, 20211 hr 14 minEp. 105

Pussy Flu (Live Episode)

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 19, 202112 min

104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the huge Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Worl...

Jan 13, 20211 hr 5 minEp. 104

Michael's Looking for Love

The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the Patreon back catalog for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod...

Jan 11, 202111 min

103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.frepouch....

Jan 06, 20211 hr 17 minEp. 103

Wet Wet-o-meter

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jan 04, 202112 min

102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 30, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 102

Where's Waldo Titties

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 29, 202011 min

101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSO...

Dec 23, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 101

Nutter Udders

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Dec 22, 202012 min

100: JOing with a Satanist

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKS Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsorin...

Dec 16, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 100

Bangin' Beef Wellington

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Dec 15, 202014 min

99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS. Thanks...

Dec 09, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 99

98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nictone for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS Thanks...

Dec 02, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 98

Cum Brûlée

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Dec 01, 202013 min

97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month at www.talkspace.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for spons...

Nov 25, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 97

Who Wants Dessert?

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 23, 202012 min

96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days with our code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to Blu...

Nov 18, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 96

Dick Karaoke

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Nov 16, 202013 min

95: Ambi-dicks-terous

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on. Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get...

Nov 10, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 95
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