Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates! This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef. Content Notes: - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore - Character Death - Mention of anxiety/panic attack Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall. SFX thi...
Nov 06, 2020•44 min
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose. Content Notes: - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall. ...
Oct 30, 2020•1 hr
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Firma character... Content Notes: - Innuendo - Spiders - Mild body horror Editing this week by Lo...
Oct 23, 2020•52 min
Tim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Nick Vega, Tyler Dzuba, Pendragon, Becky Gregory, Rachel Meresman, Melissa, Connor Ferry, Wednesday, Briar and Brine, Oya, Omnia, Wonderwomeme, Sasha Radula S., Cinthya J, Isy, William Hess, Megan Lim, Maggie Hoffman, MizFrenchname, Floatingspacetrash, Andy Grimaldi, Erinna, Michael Prideaux, Naomi Taylor, Syn (pronounced sin), Piper, Gabe!, Nicole H., jadefyre, J...
Oct 09, 2020•47 min
Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2) Gosh darns and fiddlesticks CLIENT - They can’t all be winners Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer. Content warnings: Overtly sexual noises References to medical conditions and procedures. This edition contains repeated loud beeps. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Rudy Urroz, Stacy Falcon, Ariana, Eleanor Smith-Dufresne, Ken Yuen, Bruna R. Scheuer, Ben Nothing...
Sep 25, 2020•23 min
By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you , whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom! Content Warning for: Second-person delivery Comedic threats of violence Emotional abuse Existential dread Rodents Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alyssa Rozendaal, heroei, Alexandra DeCarlo, Ruu Weist, Halogen, Jill Flansb...
Sep 11, 2020•32 min
After one too many Build 'issues', Enola sets out her vision for the Geistman-free future of Stellar Firma Ltd. Praise the Board... Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Shona Hunter, koechelt, Goon Squad, Em 'Trans Rights' Kavanagh, thefarunlitunknown, Yolanda George, Lady C., James Brown, Savannah Whiteford, Casper Wright, Skye Martucci, Chris Kobzina, plum177, Victoria Marmolejo, Gloaming Wang, Bri Neumann, Nicholas ...
Aug 28, 2020•7 min
Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1) This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT!&nb...
Aug 14, 2020•12 min
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2 I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Special thanks to thi...
Jul 31, 2020•6 min
Take a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company. Featuring: - Alexander J Newall - Jonathan Sims - Helen Gould - Tim Meredith - Mike LeBeau - April Sumner - Hannah Brankin - Anil Godigamuwe Edited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome License: http://creativ...
Jul 30, 2020•56 min
Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2! Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kenna Malone, Meg Simmons, James, MEGAN GREEN, Talbot Elfgrunge,...
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee, Liz, Fushi, Iain Bradley, Fire in Dark Woods, Dave (the good china, now pls), Cher Carlisle, Rashi...
Jul 03, 2020•52 min
Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1) Whoopsies and OH-NOs CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one! Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it, then, if you think you're SO GREAT! Drug references Explicit language Sexual references Alcoholism references. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi, LainieBarbarian, Steven Chlebek, Robert Espy, Full Featuritis, Silphius, gaminette, Nic Duhamel, T...
Jun 19, 2020•25 min
Episode 50 Foreshadows and Filing CLIENT - Expediting Review *ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Corpses Putrefaction Special thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Artemis, Amanda Dalton, Becky S Chapin, Lorec, Jessica Snyder, YungBrood, Sandra Vucenovic, Kimberly, J...
May 29, 2020•31 min•Season 2Ep. 50
Episode 49 Vain Attempts and Vent Descents CLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not found Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Securit...
May 22, 2020•29 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Episode 48 Faces and Aces CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face. The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face. Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Potential suicide ideation Mentions of animal harm...
May 15, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 48
Episode 47 Weatherboy and Working Out CLIENT - Welby Weatherby (Weatherboy), Maintenance - Atmospheric Control Monitor Welby, a consistently misnamed Atmospheric Control Monitor, would like to be known by his proper name and not his mean nickname. Expeditors’ recommendations: mind your lung-bottom, ruin the meter, IMOGEN is a social influencer, heed the memo, indiscriminate nicknaming, abandon your name, weak historical puns. Comedic Violence Bullying / Taunting Emotional Abuse ...
May 08, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 47
Episode 46 Gonk and Grandiosity CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled Gonk, a disgruntled and mopless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service. Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Jon Clark for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons:...
May 01, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Episode 45 Cages and Connivance CLIENT - Expediting Review ALERT - Org Chart updated, unspecified alterations to reporting structure, unscheduled additions to Executing Track shortlist. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Anna Stachia, SimonFeliks, Monica Quirk, doopliss, Tori, SelfAware, Mollie, AirmidCelt, Dian Syafeeqah, Ivy Piper, lilikoi, Maja Flink, Mei Parsons, Eddie Currant, Eli Lassiaille, Diana Read, Kieran, Harry Thompson, Erin Biddle, Ma...
Apr 24, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 45
Episode 44 Misunderstandings and Mediation CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutors. Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse! Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Jasper for this ep...
Apr 17, 2020•23 min•Season 2Ep. 44
Episode 43 Detectives and Detonations CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions. Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episode'...
Apr 10, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 43
Episode 42 Push-Ups and Privilege CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton. Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Sarah Mainwar...
Apr 03, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Episode 41 Exile and Expediting CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security ALERT - Department reassignment. Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office. Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic Violence Emotional Abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for th...
Mar 27, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 41
And now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020. For a full transcript of this statement, visit http://rustyquill.com/ceo-statement-on-covid-19/ Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Mar 25, 2020•4 min
Episode 40 Grudges and Gauntlets CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Mortal peril This week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja ✌✨ , Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh. If you'd like to joi...
Mar 20, 2020•21 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Episode 39 Gripes and Graduation CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Val...
Mar 13, 2020•24 min•Season 2Ep. 39
Important Announcement: As of 13 March 2020 we will be retiring the name shout-out reward from our Rusty Knight and Rusty Noble tiers of the Patreon. If you have never been a Rusty Knight or Noble ($5 or upwards/month) and still want to have your name read out, you will need to be a Patron (or upgrade your membership if you’re a Rusty Citizen) by midnight GMT on Friday 13th March by visiting www.patreon.com/rustyquill For more information, visit http://rustyquill.com/patreon-shout-outs...
Mar 06, 2020•2 min
Episode 38 Muscles and Moral Egotism CLIENT - Yinly Strong The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and P...
Mar 06, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 38
Episode 37 Tedium and Touching Gestures CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches. Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams...
Feb 28, 2020•22 min•Season 2Ep. 37
Episode 36 Spies and Subterfuge CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI. Content Warning for: Panic attacks Comedic violence Emotional abuse Alcoholism Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, D...
Feb 21, 2020•25 min•Season 2Ep. 36
