This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com And it’sJust Like US to record a bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode tackling episode FOUR of AND JUST LIKE THAT in its third season on Max or maybe it is HBO, who cares! This one was a DOOZY, the best character EVER was introduced: Bob. In this episode, Janie almost calls SAG-AFTRA on th…...
Jun 20, 2025•41 sec
Hello dear listeners! It is us: Janie & Paul. We record our After-Dinner conversation once a month in the Free Feed of our precious STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast and this one is HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! In this episode, we talk about going around solo to do all kinds of things, roommates of assassins and, everyone’s favorites topic: TREES!!!! Please listen and subscribe for our bonus content, if you would like to hear more. Please also stay alert and be kind to yourselves and your community. And g...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 21 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, here we are. In this THIRD installment of the latest Janie & Paul gettin’ up INTO their feelings and reactions of AND JUST LIKE THAT tonigggghht, a big swing prediction gets made! Share YOUR predictions in the comments! Will it play out? Ok, probably not, but it is a FUN little theory to cling to! …...
Jun 14, 2025•1 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, we apologize for the lateness, PFT is finally BACK from his latest tour leg! The episode had much less ridiculous costume insanity than the last but WAY more wordplay??? In this episode, Carrie gets permission to finally text Aidan, then sends him bad furniture choices when he I…
Jun 10, 2025•2 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It’s been two and a half years since we recorded our last AJLT bonus podcast episode! This is the bonus podcast where the Stay F. Homekins household (that’s us: Janie & Paul) watch every episode of AND JUST LIKE THAT on HBO and then record our EMOTIONS about the episode. Simply subscribe to all we distribute out as special content below , and listen wherever you listen to podcasts! This one had us really ...
Jun 05, 2025•53 sec
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Sync up our podcast audio and watch CONCLAVE along with Janie & Paul! That’s RIGHT! When a Conclave happens, it is right and just to record a STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast watch-along to the excellent 2024 movie CONCLAVE! Upgrade for our watch-along content & more! It’s a pope-pickin’ hootenanny! We got a ne…...
May 21, 2025•2 min
Hello and welcome! To anyone new here, our flagship content is our cherished and precious STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast. For all listeners, once a month, an unfettered little after dinner chat that is a direct line to our brains in real time, with topics aplenty is ready for your pleasure! (a little delayed this month, because of travel conflicts, we apologize) In this episode, we debunk the whole internet and past lives, surprising gastronomic trends and some frustrations with the curre...
May 17, 2025•1 hr 22 min
April showers are the new STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast drop! The FREE feed, with no paywall, reliably HERE for you!! In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins’ had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz! Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECT...
Apr 12, 2025•1 hr 14 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello, everyone! We have had a wonderful and ever-so-lively time recapping and reacting to this tenth season of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM on our bonus run of STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast premium offerings! Trigger warning: brief political argument. However , we definitely get back on track …...
Apr 05, 2025•1 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hey Damp Trashys! First of all, we MUST apologize for a sound glitch in this one. Paul’s audio is peaking. Ugh! We engineer this sucker down to the STUDS, so unsure how this happened!!!! (And by “we” I mean Janie, obvs, who does NOT have a degree in sound mixing.) Feel free to get up in the comments below for this episode…...
Mar 29, 2025•54 sec
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello there, Damp Trash friends! Yes, YOU, the listeners of our SOUTHERN CHARM recap bonus episodes! We are happy to have you here, albeit a few days late! Janie here, sorry I held up the pod. I just got back to Los Angeles late last night from West Virginia. I was at a family event…
Mar 26, 2025•48 sec
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, here we are! Ready to share our LATEST conversation about the newest Damp Trash (or maybe you call it SOUTHERN CHARM? How quaint!) In this episode, we deal with some heavy topics the show covers in the most irresponsible manners, or maybe responsibly? Who are we to say, but we look forward to what you think in the comments below! There is a muscular attempt at a theme of breast implants in this episode,...
Mar 15, 2025•43 sec
Ahoy, mateys! Janie & Paul went on The JoCo Cruise! In this episode, Janie coughs a lot (sorry in advance), Paul does impressions of Joe Mantegna AND an annoying American tourist, and TOGETHER, the duo wax poetically about a very surreal and life-affirming experience they recently had on a nerd cruise! (While one of them is on steroids!) And more GREAT NEWS, big Farewell Frost sale this weekend at Kin Ship Goods (our podcast’s partner for merch) on four of our famous STAY F. HOMEKINS TEES. A...
Mar 15, 2025•1 hr 22 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com We finally watched the latest episode of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM and gabbed about it in stark shark-toothed detail for you, a few days late due to traveling! Thank you for subscribing and listening to the bonus episodes! We are achieving sanity by putting these out, so …
Mar 12, 2025•54 sec
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Come have a good craic with Janie & Paul with this next bonus watch-along STAY F. HOMEKINS episode, dropping a little early for St. Paddy’s Day! We are out of pocket for recording this week’s damp trash Southern Charm bonus pod, so hopefully this will provide a little fun, TO BE SURE! We will continue to furnish all the bonus goodies for those of you who subscribe to the full range of offerings! But pleas...
Mar 07, 2025•2 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello Bonus Stay F. Homers! It is the second installment of the “friend group’s” trip to the Bahamas to see Shep be humiliated by a casual hook-up! In this episode, Janie & Paul react to episode 11 of this season’s SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo, and the relationship between Sheep and a much younger woman con…...
Feb 22, 2025•43 sec
Hello, It’s us from STAY F. HOMEKINS, your married podcast couple with often funny, always free flowing conversation. Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025! In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for...
Feb 16, 2025•1 hr 10 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com On this Valentines Day, we watched and recapped Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM for you. Have no fear, we will drop our February STAY F. HOMEKINS tomorrow, so keep an eye out for it. Head to WeekendWater.substack.com to get full access to all the pods and BEYOND, chickadees!! xo, Janie & Paul
Feb 15, 2025•2 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi friends of the ‘stack and beyond! We did it, we watched SOUTHERN CHARM episode 9 from season 10 and created the Damp Trash edition of bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS listening FUN! In THIS episode, Whitney DEFINITELY exhibits the beginnings of a black out, Shep causes PFT to quote scripture, Janie relives memories of Noroviruses past wh…...
Feb 11, 2025•1 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi friends! They've got trouble, about a mile up the coast, according to this ever-evolving theme song for Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM. It is time for the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus episode. Look, we get kinda REAL about where we are with our emotional PITFALLS on this one and whatnot and that leads us STRAIGHT into the DEPTHS of some PRECIOUS ESCAPISM! This week was a great episode, and if you want to join us, please...
Feb 01, 2025•2 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com The STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast has once again recorded a bonus episode in our Bravo’s Southern Charm recap/reaction series! Well, we needed this tonight, y’all! Janie & Paul recorded conversation and feelings about the latest reality show episode of this season of “damp trash,”where they conclude the entire series is Whitney’s La Côte Basque 2025 ! *Fund drive for L.A. fire recovery*...
Jan 18, 2025•1 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hiiiii!! We are still safe! As promised, we recorded the newest SOUTHERN CHARM reality show recap/reaction bonus episode under the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of content from our Los Angeles home as we await the fate of Mother Nature with these winds and fires that are currently destroying large swaths of our beloved city. It is STRESSFUL and we remain fortunate, so far, to still be in our residence. Th...
Jan 11, 2025•48 sec
Hello, it is the January 2025 episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. It is our sixth season’s inaugural episode. We are coming at you from Los Angeles and this has been a surreal and devastating week for our city and the people because of the Santa Ana windstorms and the massive wildfires causing so much destruction and loss. So much grief and so much disregulation and shock are plaguing the wonderful people of our beloved city. We decided to record as a respite from the heaviness of the week, we are not ...
Jan 11, 2025•1 hr 18 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It is the SECOND bonus episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus run of reacting to the tenth season (aka the Thyroid season!) of the reality show Southern Charm! We are NOW behind the paywall with all you STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast SUPERFANS! And it is time to get down to some damp trash BIZNESS with PFT & JHT. Look, we thought doing these bonus podcast episodes could make consuming this show more enjoyable fo...
Dec 14, 2024•43 sec
Greetings to the STAY F. HOMEKINS Podcast Business Community! It’s us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!! First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours. Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn’t that cute and funny, and aren’t we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our ch...
Dec 14, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Well, we toldja! It’s Janie & PFT, here. Your stalwart co-hosts of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod-verse. We are offering a surprise little spate of BONUS episodes where we metabolize the tenth season (this one WILL EVENTUALLY go to 11!) of the Bravo show SOUTHERN CHARM (appears on Bravo on Thursday nights then re-aired on Peacock on Friday nights!) We are a little late to the FIRST episode since we decided to offer this bonus run as a lifeline to trying to CONSUME LESS DOOM so here is our FREE fir...
Dec 11, 2024•1 hr 1 min
Hello, listener. This is the newest episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, free to all subscribers. Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America’s journey. Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping st...
Nov 09, 2024•1 hr 26 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Thank you for watching Halloween style movies with us, The Homekins, in October the Year of Our Lord 2024! We’re having such a hoot watching and reacting to the scary horror boo scream movies with all a y’all! It’s the HOMEKINS October watch-along-a-palooza! Treat yourself to a PAID sub to unlock this and ALL vintage …...
Oct 24, 2024•2 min
This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Sci-Fi scary awaits… This October watch-along was quite the fun one! You can imagine how scary an all-male cast is IN ADDITION to slimy looking creatures! 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 Paul had seen and loved this one, but this is my first go-round with this film. Sync up the audio track of us watching John Carpenter’s…...
Oct 17, 2024•2 min
It’s the October FREE episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Thank you for listening and hope you are enjoying our humble content offerings, in a world of a lot of pods and stacks! In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren’t related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET! Sound off in the comment...
Oct 12, 2024•1 hr 19 min