Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA’s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer’s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously “tells on herself” as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor’s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative fac...
Dec 04, 2024•58 min
Wine is poured, and the laughs are flowing as Stassi and Kristina Kelly dive into an unfiltered late-night chat! They kick things off with Stassi’s hilarious tale of almost changing her name to Stassi schroedér (with an accent, of course) and agree that nicknames—like Kristina’s iconic “Groceries”—are what stick, even if they make no sense. They swap makeup tips, with Stassi revealing the secret behind her flawless glam (hint: foundation + Airwrap = magic) and a PSA on FaceApp that’ll make you r...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 10 min
It’s a solo episode, and Stassi is in a slump. She’s feeling uninspired, can’t celebrate her wins, and her “alone time cup” is running on empty. Enter: the Martha Stewart documentary. Stassi breaks down why Martha’s DGAF attitude and fabulous reinvention journey sparked just enough inspo to shake her out of it (and made her consider gardening… briefly). She also spills on her human design chart (manifestor vibes, baby), drops a fiery take on the empath trend, and shares why five-year plans are o...
Nov 20, 2024•48 min
This week, Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, sharing all the big moves as the podcast joins the Podcast One family! After a rare three-day social marathon and juggling 24/7 parenting duties with Messer’s unpredictable nap schedule, Stassi dives into her fabulous night at Mariah Carey’s “Christmas Time” tour show—she was there for all the holiday vibes, and every song was perfection. Then, they talk about “nepo-babies” (they’re here, deal with it!) and Stassi breaks down her unforgettable look for the ...
Nov 13, 2024•52 min
Stassi chats with best friend and fellow podcaster Taylor Strecker about cold facetiming, building forts, SJP in Hocus Pocus 2, Hartford's Halloween costume debacle, Christmas tree etiquette, the TikTok science behind holiday decorations, drinking Avaline Lambrusco out of celebratory glasses, and why you shouldn't gossip in front of your kids. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp - Visit BetterHelp.com/STASSI today to get 10% off your first month. Hiya - Get 50% OFF your first order at h...
Nov 06, 2024•1 hr
It's the week of Halloween and Stassi's leaning in to the spooky spirit with her friend and psychic Chris Medina this week! Stassi and Chris discuss what it's like for Chris living every day with his psychic ability (hearing ghosts and his guides) and he shares some extraordinary stories about specific instances where even he was surprised by spirits.Chris gives Stassi a live reading on the podcast and he focuses on big success coming to her in the next few years, as well as challenges her to "f...
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 8 min
On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because we were all stuck inside for over a year in 2020-2021, or if it's just our age -- but she went out after dark twice this past week and has a lot of tho...
Oct 23, 2024•58 min
On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks a...
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 9 min
On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated! Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at...
Oct 09, 2024•59 min
It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Stassi is joined by her bestie Taylor Strecker on this episode! Stassi starts out by commending Taylor for surprisingly not spiraling about how long it's been since she's been a guest on the podcast - which then leads Stassi into oversharing about how she recently spiraled over the comments section on a recent post.The pair then dive into the lack of celebrity gossip lately and end up discussing a few of their favorite topics including JLo/Ben's recent paparazzi moment, Taylor finally being name...
Sep 25, 2024•57 min
On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo French are recording from The Ritz Carlton in Boston! They recap very successful and fun events in St. Louis and Chicago. Stassi also talks a lot about New Orleans and how much she's missed it since she hasn't visited since 2019! Stassi explains how when you're from New Orleans, the question you ask anyone who also is from there is, "Where did you go to school?" and she explains to Lo why so many girls came up to her at her meet & greet saying they were a "...
Sep 18, 2024•41 min
On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo are recapping the beginning of Stassi's book tour for You Can't Have It All. From the moment they landed back in LA from Europe, it has been go go go to get Stassi ready for her book tour. Stassi and Lo bring you through their first two days in New York and New Jersey - including recapping the PatBo fashion show, doing an intimate appearance at the legendary bookstore The Strand, and going back to Bookends in NJ and meeting 1,000+ people! This episode is sponso...
Sep 13, 2024•50 min
On this episode, Beau joins Stassi for their last Stassi podcast episode from Europe where Stassi has a bad case of the Sunday Scaries. Even though she's trying to soak up every moment left, she can't help but start to think about all the things that she has to do when she gets back home to LA - Messer's birthday, her book tour, and of course, decorating for Halloween! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shippin...
Sep 04, 2024•48 min
On this episode, Stassi and her C-O-Lo, Lo French, are still in Europe! Lo has come prepared with the most random questions/conversation starters for Stassi to answer - including what fictional character she has beef with, who her favorite Disney Princess is, what food she'd eat every single day, whether she'd prefer to live in complete sunlight or complete darkness, and so much more. It's truly an hour of shooting the sh!t!This episode is sponsored by:Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartw...
Aug 28, 2024•46 min
On this episode, Stassi and CO-Lo are recapping pop culture news from home. They start off by diving right into the Blake Lively "It Ends With Us" feud with Justin Baldoni. Stassi and Lo share who's side their on. They also chat about the new Secret Lives of Mormon Wives show that they're excited to watch on Hulu. After recapping the latest pop culture stories, Stassi and Lo dive into how they prepared for a month away in Europe. From nails to brows to lashes to specific products and clothing th...
Aug 21, 2024•44 min
On this episode, Stassi finally gets to share the news about Vanderpump Villa and Stassi Says! Stassi and her husband Beau Clark start off the episode by acknowledging how much of a journey it's been and how surreal this moment feels. On this episode, they're still in Europe and filling you in on Part 2 of adventures in Florence. Hartford's antics are on a new level and Messer started walking on his own! Stassi and Beau chat about hanging out with Beau's family and how the slow Italian pace is h...
Aug 14, 2024•52 min
On this episode, Stassi and Beau are podcasting from Florence, Italy! Stassi is obsessed with The Medici (IYKYK) and has been so excited to experience the city where the Renaissance began. Botticelli! DaVinci! Michaelangelo! They were all in Florence!!Stassi and Beau share why they wanted to visit Florence and talk about their tour at the Palazzo de Medici that day... which didn't quite go as planned. They then rewind back to the beginning of the trip and talk about having two small kids on such...
Aug 07, 2024•54 min
On this episode, Stassi is catching up with her bestie from high school, Sheena Mannina! Sheena is the owner of juicebar Raw Republic (New Orleans & Austin) and host of Raw Talk with Sheena. She is an OG Straight Up With Stassi guest and is responsible for some of the most iconic topics ever featured on SUWS including Tall Greys, conspiracy theories, and human design!Stassi and Sheena start off jumping straight into mom life and how their human design drives them as parents. Fun fact: they'r...
Jul 31, 2024•1 hr 7 min
On this episode, Stassi's OG bestie Kristina Kelly joins her for a really random but fun podcast Q&A. When Kristina arrived, Stassi didn't know what they'd be discussing, but Kristina surprised her with a list of random questions created by her partner, Max. From choosing the best nail color to secrets of spray tanning (naked?) to the best summer shoes to how they feel about Cybertrucks - Stassi and Kristina are all over the place with their opinions in this episode and share a couple throwb...
Jul 24, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Stassi and CO-Lo are struggling -- how the heck do you put together a cute OOTD when it's blazing hot in the summer and how do you keep up with the trends when they come and go in a flash?! On this episode, Stassi is analyzing why she feels such a huge pressure to participate in the trends and how everyone our age is struggling to keep up. Spoiler: Gen Z and Tiktok. She talks about how she's approaching summer style and how she believes each person's wardrobe should be tailored to their lifestyl...
Jul 17, 2024•54 min
Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are catching up on this episode of Stassi. Taylor is spending time in the Hamptons and fills Stassi in on all the east coast girlies' 4th of July antics. After a brief catch up on life updates, Stassi wants to discuss 3 relevant fashion moments with Taylor - Margot, Olivia, and Olivia.This week, Margot Robbie announced her pregnancy and Stassi has been waiting for Margot's pregnancy fashion for years. She nailed her first look, and Stassi will be eagerly awa...
Jul 10, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Stassi's husband Beau Clark joins her again on this 4th of July themed episode! The pair start off on a tangent about dressing up as each other's fantasies (ala The Valley) which leads to a discussion about the Revolutionary War and if they think they'd be married and/or survive if they were living back then. (Spoiler: probably not, on both counts).Beau and Stassi commiserate about how The 4th Of July is basically the New Years Eve of the summer. It feels wrong to not have plans, but the most ap...
Jul 03, 2024•54 min
On this episode, Stassi and COLo are communicating with ghosts -- ok they're not really, but Lo recently introduced Stassi to Tiktoker Megan @solarglowmeditations and they are dissecting questions she's asked spirits through her dowsing rods. When Megan holds the rods, spirits either cross them together for a "yes", pull them apart for a "no", or don't move them for a "no answer". Stassi and Lo start off by asking questions of their own - mermaids, big foot, the Illuminati, aliens, and ghosts ar...
Jun 26, 2024•1 hr 13 min
On this episode, Stassi talks all about one of the main things that Vanderpump Rules viewers have come to know and love/hate her for - her affinity for her birthday. As her birthday is next Monday (June 24th), Stassi takes this solo episode to talk about her thoughts going into turning 36. She also takes this time to analyze how she thinks she became known for her birthday (she blames Bravo) and she goes through each on-camera birthday and shares a little behind-the-scenes memory from each year....
Jun 19, 2024•1 hr 6 min
On this episode, Stassi welcomes her best friend's wife Taylor Donohue (aka Teddy) for the first time ever! Teddy and Stassi talk reflect on the passing on Stassi's step father, Lance, and Stassi shares the rollercoaster of emotions she's experienced this week. They then dive into lighter topics including how they feel about enforced dress codes and "pick me girl" energy. They end on everyone's favorite topics: pop culture and aliens.This episode is sponsored by:Nutrafol - Get $10 off your first...
Jun 12, 2024•1 hr 22 min
On this episode, Stassi's bestie Taylor Strecker is in Los Angeles! Taylor and Stassi jump right into conversation where Taylor declares she's an empath and Stassi declares she is not. The pair dissect how this affects their relationships and friendships - and how a lack of empathy is also a main quality of serial killers.Taylor gushes over how sweet Messer is and Stassi proclaims that she birthed the most angelic baby on earth. They compare Messer and Hartford as babies, and they predict how sh...
Jun 05, 2024•1 hr 14 min
On this solo episode, Stassi is echoing the overall message of her upcoming book while dissecting two specific women in pop culture who are getting flack in her algorithm. First, she talks about Kelly Rowland and her incident with the security guard at Cannes. While some were saying Kelly was unnecessarily rude, Stassi commends her for enforcing her boundaries and standing up for herself. After all, boundaries are Stassi's favorite. She then dives into the fall of JLo. Stassi loves and has alway...
May 29, 2024•45 min
Stassi welcomes her husband Beau Clark back on this episode! Stassi starts off by sharing that she and Beau were trendsetters with the recessional song after their wedding - "Give Me Everything" by Pitbull. If you've already watched Bridgerton Season 3 Part 1, you know it's the song playing in the pivotal scene of the last episode. Stassi talks about how she and Beau searched high and low for a strings/instrumental version of the song for their wedding (before Vitamin String Quartet made this ve...
May 22, 2024•54 min
On this episode, CO-Lo (Lo French) joins Stassi as she's having a bit of a bad day. There's some family health issues on her mind and it's gloomy AF in Los Angeles, so Stassi's leaning into the mood. She starts off by sharing a list of things she's annoyed by including guitars being whipped out at parties, Beau going to bed before her, and groups of friends singing songs in together in the car. She weighs in on clapping when a plane lands or a movie ends (her opinion may surprise you).Stassi end...
May 15, 2024•1 hr 9 min
